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00:00From Television City in Hollywood, it's Hollywood Squares!
00:07Starring Neil Britten, Little Real Iris, Robbie Hoffman, Triumph the Enthalp Comic Doll, Howie Mandel,
00:20Slid Close, Whitney Cummings, and our center square, the lovely Drew Barrymore, and I'm Leslie
00:32Jones, and we are your Hollywood Squares, and now your host, Nate Burleson!
00:43Welcome to Hollywood Squares!
00:46What's up, stars?
00:54Hello to our players, it is good to have you here, and a big hello to our center square.
01:00Give it up for Drew Barrymore.
01:05I love you, Nate.
01:06I love you so much.
01:08Love you too.
01:08We also have the iconic Glenn Close in the building.
01:16Glenn, I hear that you are going to be in the new Hunger Games.
01:20Yes!
01:21Oh, my God!
01:24My question is, how does the Hunger Games compare to Hollywood Squares?
01:31I think it's exactly the same.
01:35I hear you on that.
01:36All right, now that we have met some of our stars, let's meet our players.
01:40Allison, tell us a little bit about yourself.
01:42Hi, Allison!
01:44Hi, everyone.
01:45I'm Allison.
01:46I am originally from Philadelphia, and I'm actually an astrologer.
01:54Whoa!
01:57That's not a real job!
02:02So I've been practicing ever since 2018, when celebrities would actually come to me in their
02:07dreams and tell me their signs, and I would look it up and it was true.
02:10So I'm excited to be here with y'all to see what energy you're bringing.
02:14It's gonna be good.
02:14Good racket!
02:15That's a good racket.
02:17I just want to say something in defense of Allison here.
02:20Uh-huh.
02:20You say that being an astrologer is not a legitimate job.
02:24How can you say that when our job right now is to play Hollywood Squares?
02:32Okay, Nick, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:35Okay, what's up, everybody?
02:36My name's Nick.
02:37I'm from Oceanside, California.
02:39Woo!
02:41I am a firefighter paramedic with Orange County.
02:45Woo!
02:46Woo!
02:47And there, I am known as the certified fun ambassador.
02:51And I'm looking to bring that fun here tonight.
02:53All right!
02:56What's more embarrassing for white people, astrologer or fun ambassador?
03:01Thank you for being here.
03:03Now, here is how we play Hollywood Squares.
03:05It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
03:07You win by getting three squares in a row or by being the first to five squares.
03:11I will ask the stars a question.
03:12All you have to do is agree or disagree.
03:14If you get it right, you get the square.
03:17But if you get it wrong, that square will go to your opponent.
03:20And at the end of the game, the player with the most money goes on to our bonus round.
03:23For a chance at $25,000.
03:31Drew, what else we got?
03:32I think you're speaking of the secret square.
03:34That's right, I am.
03:35If you pick it, and you get the answer right, you could go on a trip that you'll remember for
03:40the rest of your life.
03:42That's it.
03:44Now, before we get started, let's show the audience at home who that secret square is.
03:48All right.
03:49Well, let's play some Hollywood Squares.
03:55Okay, so this first round, it is worth $1,000.
03:59Nick, you won the coin toss.
04:00Go ahead, pick your star.
04:02I'm gonna go with Drew Barrymore.
04:03Drew Barrymore.
04:06Thank you, Nick.
04:08All right, here we go.
04:10In 2025, the energy minister of Sri Lanka said a power outage that affected the entire nation was caused when
04:16a power station failed due to a what?
04:19My hair dryer, and I'm just so sorry to everyone in Sri Lanka because it's always the hair dryer.
04:27And that will be the most G-rated joke made today.
04:32Yeah, yeah.
04:34I don't know the answer to this.
04:37I am guessing a lightning bolt.
04:42Nick, not sure you're happy you picked me now.
04:45Okay.
04:46Nick, start the game off right.
04:48Do you agree or disagree?
04:48So I love the honesty.
04:50So I'm glad I picked you.
04:51But I'm gonna respectfully disagree.
04:55And you are respectfully right.
04:57That is correct.
04:58Yeah.
04:58X gets the square.
05:00It was actually a monkey that caused the power outage.
05:04That's so cute.
05:06All right.
05:06Allison, it's on you.
05:07Go ahead, pick your star.
05:08Okay, I think you're hilarious, so I'm gonna go with Robbie Hoffman.
05:11Robbie Hoffman.
05:15All right, Robbie.
05:17While visiting New York in 1932, Winston Churchill had a doctor write a prescription for what outlawed substance?
05:24I know this.
05:25You know this?
05:25Yes, of course.
05:26Okay.
05:26It was Coke, back when Coke actually had cocaine in it, Allison.
05:31It was a good time, right?
05:33When they were...
05:34Did you ever hear your grandfather say, we just had Coke on the stoop?
05:37Well, yeah, that Coke was glazed.
05:41The truth is, it was alcohol in 1932.
05:44No question.
05:45Allison, do you agree or disagree?
05:47She's an astrologer.
05:48She should know.
05:52I'm not a historian, but I do know prohibition, so I'm gonna agree.
05:57Thank you, Allison.
06:00And you would be correct.
06:01Go ahead and give circle the square.
06:04Nick, it's on you.
06:05Where are you going?
06:08I think I'm gonna go with the beautiful Whitney Cummings.
06:13All right, Whitney.
06:14Here we go.
06:15If you ate something called pomme d'amour in 16th century France, what were you eating?
06:20Can you just tell me what animal's testicle it was and we can just move on?
06:27I think pomme is grapes.
06:29Okay, Nick.
06:31I don't know if pomme is grapes.
06:34So I'm gonna disagree respectfully.
06:38So pomme d'amour.
06:41Tomatoes.
06:41Oh!
06:42So you are correct with disagreeing with Whitney.
06:45X gets the square.
06:47All right, Allison.
06:48It's on you.
06:48Pick your star.
06:50I'm gonna have to go with Lil Rel for the block.
06:52Lil Rel for the block.
06:54Oh!
06:54You picked the secret square!
06:56Lil Rel!
06:57Woo-hoo!
06:59I'm a secret square!
07:00Okay!
07:03All right.
07:04If Allison gets this question right, Drew, where could she be going?
07:07It's Hawaii.
07:09Ooh!
07:12Aloha!
07:13All right, Lil Rel.
07:13Here we go.
07:14Surprisingly, Barack Obama is distant cousins with what Ocean's Eleven star?
07:22Oh, Barack Obama.
07:24Hawaii.
07:28All right, I'm gonna just take a guess.
07:31I'm gonna say Don Cheadle.
07:33Don Cheadle.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Um, I'm gonna have to disagree.
07:38All right.
07:39Let's see if I can channel my inner Barack.
07:43My distant cousin.
07:46Wow!
07:50Brad Pitt is him.
07:52So you are correct in disagreeing.
07:54Go ahead and give Allison the block.
07:57Congratulations, Allison.
07:58You are heading to Hawaii.
08:01Your getaway in paradise begins at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa.
08:06Set on 40 acres on Kaanapali Beach,
08:09you and a guest will enjoy Hawaiian hospitality,
08:12an award-winning luau,
08:14wildlife tours,
08:15and so much more.
08:18All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
08:20It is still anybody's game,
08:22so don't you go anywhere for Hollywood Squares.
08:25When do we return?
08:35Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
08:37We are in the middle of a fierce first round.
08:40Nick, it is on you, so go ahead and pick your star.
08:43I'm gonna go with the hilarious Neil Brennan for the block.
08:46Neil Brennan.
08:47For the block.
08:49All right, here we go, Neil.
08:50True or false?
08:52In his first public demonstration of the iPhone,
08:54Steve Jobs prank called Starbucks by ordering 4,000 lattes before hanging up.
08:59That sounds like a rich guy's idea of a funny time.
09:05You know what I mean?
09:06Like, let's call Starbucks and make a bunch of baristas do some unnecessary work.
09:12I hear that!
09:15Uh, I'm gonna say false.
09:19All right.
09:20His logic is very sound.
09:21I'm going to agree.
09:24Oh.
09:25Steve Jobs prank called Starbucks by ordering 4,000 lattes before hanging up is actually true.
09:31So, you are incorrect.
09:33Now, here's the thing.
09:35You cannot win the round with a steal.
09:38Around here, you have to...
09:39Earn it!
09:41So, Allison, it's on you.
09:42Go ahead and pick your star.
09:43Can I double dip and go back to the hilarious Neil Brennan?
09:47Yeah, you can double dip if you want.
09:48Neil Brennan for the win.
09:51All right, here we go, Neil.
09:53In 2025, a petition was started to rename Nashville's airport after what homegrown Tennessee icon?
09:59Meth.
10:04Um, I'm gonna go with Dolly Parton.
10:08All right.
10:09Oh!
10:11All right, Allison.
10:13This is big because for the first round, money.
10:15Do you agree or disagree?
10:16My first thought was Dolly Parton, so I'm gonna agree with you.
10:22And it's probably open from 9 to 5.
10:25Because it's Dolly Parton!
10:26That is correct!
10:28Circle just to square.
10:30Allison, you just banked $1,000 in the first round.
10:34But we are on to round two, and we are gonna up the cash to $2,500.
10:40All right, let's jump right back into it.
10:42Nick, it is on you.
10:43Go ahead and pick your star.
10:45I'm gonna go with Drew Barrymore.
10:48Drew, let's go again.
10:51Okay, all right.
10:52All right, here we go, Drew.
10:53In what state was Matthew McConaughey born?
10:56I don't think he was born.
10:58I think he just came out a full-grown adult naked.
11:01Oh.
11:03I know, actually, that he is from Uvalde, Texas.
11:08He's from Texas.
11:10Okay.
11:10Nick.
11:11Sounds legit.
11:12Uh, I'm gonna agree.
11:16You said sounds legit.
11:17I say, all right, all right, all right.
11:20Come on!
11:21That is correct!
11:22X gets the square.
11:24It's back on you, Allison.
11:25Pick your star.
11:26Okay.
11:27I loved you as Cruella DeVille.
11:28I have to go with Glenn Close.
11:30You have to go with Glenn Close.
11:33Go, Glenn!
11:36All right, Glenn, here we go.
11:38Created in the 1800s, zippers were originally used for what?
11:41For women to shut the up.
11:45Whoa!
11:46Glenn!
11:50There's that Cruella energy right there.
11:54Sheesh!
11:55Um, zippers were used for?
11:59I'd say, um, shoes.
12:01Okay, Allison.
12:03I know zippers are on shoes, but for this particular case,
12:06I'm gonna have to disagree.
12:08Zippers were originally used for shoes.
12:12Glenn was right.
12:13You are incorrect.
12:14How dare you disagree with me!
12:18X gets the steal.
12:21Wow.
12:23All right, Nick, it's on you.
12:25Go ahead and pick your square.
12:27I'm gonna go with Robby.
12:28Robby up top for the win!
12:30Yay!
12:31Yay!
12:32We're back, baby!
12:34Ha ha!
12:35Okay, here we go.
12:36Stepping down from his game show hosting gig after 41 years,
12:40Pat Sajak proudly said,
12:41Will of Fortune was a place where kids learn their what?
12:45It's actually really simple.
12:47It is vowels.
12:50Nick.
12:51That's not sounding to me.
12:52I'm going to happily agree.
12:56That is incorrect.
12:58Ah!
13:00Close, but not quite.
13:02It's letters.
13:03Which means Circle gets the steal.
13:06Okay, it's time for a quick break.
13:08More Hollywood Squares coming right up.
13:18Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
13:20Allison has banked $1,000 and a trip to Hawaii in the first round.
13:26But, Nick, if you take care of business in the second round,
13:29you could win $2,500, and then you'll take the lead.
13:33So it is anyone's game right now.
13:36Allison, it's on you.
13:37Your turn. Pick your star.
13:39Okay, I'm going with the multifaceted Howie Mandel.
13:42I am multifaceted.
13:44I've got four facets.
13:47Did I ever come to you in a dream to get my reading?
13:51Maybe tonight?
13:53Maybe.
13:54Maybe tonight?
13:56Yes!
13:57All right, here we go, Howie.
13:59Here we go.
14:00Both of Florida's Major League Baseball teams are named after types of what?
14:05Mobility scooters?
14:07Florida.
14:09I would think, well, it's fish.
14:13It's fish.
14:15Okay.
14:16Allison, do you agree or disagree?
14:17Sports is not my strongest thing, but I feel you, and I'm going to say yes.
14:21I'm going to agree.
14:22So the two Major League Baseball teams in Florida are the Rays and the Marlins.
14:28So that is correct.
14:30Yes!
14:31Circle gets the square.
14:32Unmulti-faceted.
14:33Nick, it's on you. Pick your star.
14:36I'm going to go with Leslie.
14:37Leslie Jones for the block.
14:40Let's do this!
14:41Okay.
14:43All right, here we go, Leslie.
14:45In Asia, there's a place called Chocolate Hills.
14:49What country is it in?
14:51D.C.
14:54I think that's Chocolate City.
14:56Oh!
14:57Okay, okay, okay.
15:01Philippines.
15:03All right.
15:04I don't know much about the Philippines, but I'm going to trust you on this one.
15:07I'm going to agree.
15:08It would make sense that a beautiful chocolate woman would know where the chocolate hills are.
15:14You are correct!
15:15It's the Philippines!
15:17Go ahead and put that X there with the block.
15:21All right.
15:22Allison, it's on you.
15:23Go ahead, pick your star.
15:24All right, I'm back to you.
15:26Neal Brennan for the block.
15:27Neal Brennan for the block.
15:28All right, here we go, Neal.
15:30In 2025, what Shakespeare play starring Denzel Washington became the highest grossing play revival
15:35in Broadway history?
15:38Training Day the Musical.
15:42King Kong ain't got on me!
15:46You gotta sing it though, Nate!
15:50Do you like to get wet?
15:57Um...
15:58Othello.
16:00All right, Allison.
16:01I'm a big Shakespeare fan, and I'm going to agree.
16:07Othello is the right answer!
16:09So put that O up there for the block!
16:12All right, Nick, it's on you.
16:14Where are you going?
16:15The gorgeous Whitney Cummings.
16:16Oh, hi, Matt!
16:17Oh, the win!
16:18Look, we're back.
16:19The gorgeous Whitney Cummings for the win!
16:22We're back.
16:23Okay, here we go.
16:24As a thank you for providing refuge to its royal family during World War II, the Netherlands
16:29sends what to Canada every year?
16:32An edible arrangement?
16:33They truly work for everything.
16:38Man, I love edible arrangements.
16:40You love edibles.
16:41That's different.
16:43True that.
16:45I believe the Netherlands, they were on some, like, tulip chaos.
16:51I think it's tulips.
16:53All right, Nick.
16:54This is for the square, but also for the round and the second round money, which will give you the
16:59lead.
16:59I'm going to agree with Whitney.
17:01Whitney said tulips, which means round two goes to you!
17:07You are correct!
17:08X gets the square!
17:11Congratulations, Nick!
17:12All right!
17:12You are adding $2,500 to your bank!
17:15Yay!
17:16Way to go!
17:18Oh!
17:18All right.
17:19That sound means that time is up.
17:22But good news for you, you are going to the bonus round, my brother.
17:27Allison, we're not going to go empty handed.
17:30You got that $1,000 and that trip to Hawaii.
17:34Have a good time.
17:35So thank you for being here.
17:36And when we come back, Nick over here is going to play for $25,000.
17:51Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:53Nick has racked up a cool $2,500.
17:57Now it is time for the bonus round, where you have a chance at winning an additional $25,000.
18:06All right, Nick.
18:07Any idea what you would do with all of that money?
18:10So I think I would get a screen printer, because in my downtime, I used to like to do graphic
18:15design.
18:17Yeah.
18:17And I designed logos for some of the fire stations, so I'd be able to print more t-shirts for
18:22the guys and gals that I work with.
18:24Aw, no doubt.
18:25That's cool.
18:26All right, here is how the bonus round works.
18:28You are going to have 60 seconds.
18:30I will read a statement about each star.
18:31All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:34For everyone that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:36Now, every star up there is holding an envelope, but only one of them holds a card worth $25,000.
18:44Yeah!
18:45All right, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:52Here we go.
18:54Neil Brennan helped deliver Whitney Cummings' baby.
18:57Disagree.
18:58Correct.
18:59Lil Rel has said he's on God-Zimpic, not O-Zimpic.
19:02Agreed.
19:03Correct.
19:03Robby Hoffman loves motorcycles, but will only ride in the sidecar.
19:07Agreed.
19:08Incorrect.
19:09Triumph was kicked out of the Westminster Dog Show for humping.
19:12Disagree.
19:13Incorrect.
19:14Drew Barrymore has been arrested for shoplifting.
19:17Disagree.
19:17Correct.
19:18Howie Mandel once rented an elephant for his wife's birthday.
19:21Agreed.
19:22Correct.
19:23Glenn Close has an annual staring contest with Sydney Sweeney.
19:27Disagree.
19:28Correct.
19:29Whitney Cummings recently sold her breast pump on eBay.
19:33Disagree.
19:34Correct.
19:34Thank God.
19:35Leslie Jones got in trouble for calling her fifth grade teacher, Buffalo Butthead.
19:39Agree.
19:39Correct.
19:40You got seven.
19:41Seven out of nine.
19:42I like those odds.
19:43You like those odds?
19:44Yeah!
19:44That was hard.
19:46Good job.
19:47Stars.
19:48Show.
19:49Show us the money.
19:51Neil.
19:55Drew.
19:59Lil' Real.
20:05Whitney.
20:06Oh, God.
20:08Howie.
20:10Glenn.
20:12Oh, my God.
20:14Oh, man.
20:16All right.
20:17What I mean?
20:18Leslie.
20:19Leslie.
20:22I am so sorry you did not win the $25,000,
20:26but you are still going home with your earlier winnings of $2,500.
20:30Let's just see who had it.
20:32Oh, it was triumph.
20:35Thank you to our stars.
20:37And, of course, our center square Drew Barrymore.
20:40Love you.
20:41I am your host, Nate Burleson.
20:42Join us next time on Hollywood Squares.
20:46That's tough, man.
20:47That's all right.
20:49Hello.
20:51You had a good time?
20:52Yeah.
20:52Okay, good.
21:15Good day.
21:19Good day.