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00:00:03Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another crate. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reid.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What? Me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:37five Christmases?
00:02:40He's buffer than I would.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:54wet...
00:02:55from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it then.
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain.
00:03:24Sorry.
00:03:26There's no rain up there.
00:03:27Sorry.
00:03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:32I thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36eating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it...
00:03:47I actually...
00:03:48don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50and I...
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly.
00:04:07Ugh, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:21If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You...
00:04:58freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:12You...
00:05:29When you're done checking me out,
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:58You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:08This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well...
00:06:16Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal, I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:26I don't need a babysitter.
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, buddy.
00:08:34Hmm?
00:08:35I don't want to get married.
00:08:41Why doesn't he have married?
00:08:44Greek life? I could literally be on a yacht right now. Apparently this chick
00:08:49Harper Reeves has a rich dad. And rich dad means... FANCY ALCOHOL!
00:08:59Hi! Hi! Christina, Fox, and Becca too. I can't believe you guys actually came to my
00:09:05party. Duh! I didn't miss it. It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:12Well, um, please feel free to help yourselves. Thanks, Heather. Oh, it's Harper? Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper? Harper? Forget Harper. Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk. I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking. Oh, I know your type, Daddy. Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk? You're telling me you would turn down the both of us? For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies. I don't like my women. Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh? He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage
00:10:28us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper! Hey! Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, okay, yeah. Of course you can. You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks. You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course. I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:30Oh, this is gold!
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:14The hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:24You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's
00:12:36diary?
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:38Let's fuck it down.
00:13:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:31You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45A joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:01One last...
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:57She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:25I'm going to stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our...
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business, does...
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like water.
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:40You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:45I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53What?
00:17:56God.
00:18:03What?
00:18:11what kind of freak is my dad friends with no
00:18:20no no no no it's gonna not be happening he's gonna be back in any second
00:18:32you know if you weren't played you could have just asked
00:18:38i don't want to i don't want to play what do you even do with these you perv oh i'm
00:18:43the perv
00:18:44you're the one who came into my room into my closet when i wasn't here
00:18:49i i was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here
00:18:55uncuff me
00:19:00what are your manners
00:19:03say please
00:19:08i don't have time for your games old man
00:19:12give me the key
00:19:19what the
00:19:20you and i are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:23are you ready to listen like a good little girl
00:19:26or am i going to have to keep you cuffed up all day
00:19:32rule number one
00:19:35there was a lot scarier shit out there kiddo you just haven't been out in the real world long enough
00:19:41to notice it
00:19:42so when i tell you that i'm here to protect you
00:19:45you better listen to everything i say
00:19:48i can take care of myself
00:19:50rule number two
00:19:52no talking back
00:19:54i am the last guy
00:19:55you want to piss off
00:20:03rule number three
00:20:06don't
00:20:07don't
00:20:09you're not ready to play
00:20:25so what else do you have planned today
00:20:31my plans are none of your concerns
00:20:34um here in
00:20:35the regular
00:20:37no violent
00:20:38non-mafia america
00:20:39we have
00:20:40this thing called
00:20:41privacy
00:20:41you can have your privacy
00:20:45until sunset
00:20:47what does that mean
00:20:52you have curfew
00:20:53uh
00:21:14how's my daughter
00:21:17um
00:21:18hot
00:21:19what was that
00:21:20uh
00:21:21she's hot-headed
00:21:22why the hell did i say that
00:21:24that's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:26is she back from class
00:21:28she was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:31chris
00:21:31is my daughter okay
00:21:33she's fine mark
00:21:34good
00:21:35you're my best friend
00:21:37you're the only one i trust to keep her safe
00:21:46you better have a good excuse when i find you
00:21:55you better have a good excuse when i find you
00:22:22you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:27your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club
00:22:42uh excuse me
00:22:43we're filming
00:22:44filming
00:22:46filming what
00:22:47some real hot stuff
00:22:49now beat it grandpa
00:22:50go find a room somewhere else
00:22:52i'm looking for harper
00:22:54it says her location is here
00:22:56so step aside
00:22:57before i make you
00:22:59nope
00:23:00harper is my best friend
00:23:01and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:04hey wait
00:23:04wait
00:23:05wait
00:23:06wait
00:23:13he looks so sexy
00:23:15keep going
00:23:16harper
00:23:24you shouldn't be here
00:23:26you shouldn't be here
00:23:28i tried to stop him
00:23:31he
00:23:33no harper
00:23:34you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place
00:23:36what do you think you're doing here
00:23:37it's for a class project
00:23:39give them this camera back you prick
00:23:41class my ass
00:23:42is that what you told her to get her here
00:23:44i'd have to stick this camera straight up
00:23:46chris stop
00:23:47not until i pummel this creep
00:23:48then the camera's next
00:23:50hey wait wait wait not the camera
00:23:51that's a thousand dollars
00:23:53you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:56that is enough
00:24:12these look amazing harper
00:24:14oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:16wait wait till the whole class sees this
00:24:18no one's going to see these
00:24:19deleting them
00:24:20what
00:24:21that is art
00:24:23give them this camera back or i swear to god
00:24:25i'll go out there
00:24:26and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:30see how much my dad likes that
00:24:36your choice
00:24:41camera it is
00:24:43no no no no no no no
00:24:45you asshole
00:24:47if you ever ask harper to do something like this again
00:24:50i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:57what the funk is your problem
00:25:04we're leaving
00:25:06now
00:25:13so first you stalk me
00:25:15and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:17i did it for your own good
00:25:20you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:23you need me around for your safety
00:25:25because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:28you should have seen the way those guys were looking
00:25:30at you
00:25:31like a piece of meat
00:25:33my classmate
00:25:34it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:40jealous
00:25:42jealous
00:25:47you're cute harper
00:25:48i'll give you that
00:25:50and those
00:25:51things you do
00:25:53they're cute too
00:25:55you know what's not cute
00:25:58me jealous
00:26:00now you were right
00:26:01i'm in some shady business
00:26:02and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05but you better not test me
00:26:07or i'll break you
00:26:11in more than one way
00:26:13well guess what
00:26:18you just called me harper
00:26:21instead of kid
00:26:24just admit
00:26:25that you want me
00:26:32what the hell is happening to me
00:26:36there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:40put your seatbelt on
00:26:42you know what chris
00:26:43you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:44fine
00:26:46but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:48let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:52so
00:26:54are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:57no
00:26:59are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:01oh my god maria no
00:27:03ew
00:27:05that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:07he was sent here to
00:27:09keep me safe
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:13i don't know
00:27:14but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:17um
00:27:18wait
00:27:20you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:24think about it
00:27:29we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:31the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33so that's step one
00:27:36you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harps
00:27:40yeah right
00:27:41jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:45he's like a
00:27:46tech genius billionaire
00:27:48hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:50not jealous of you dummy
00:27:52jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill erin over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:57so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:02until he snaps
00:28:03and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:07and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:14here's to operation seduction
00:28:16chris collins
00:28:18you better watch out
00:28:19because i get what i want
00:28:32tell me
00:28:33sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry check
00:28:52what do you want
00:28:54you done giving me the silent treatment
00:28:55popcorn
00:28:57harper you idiot seduce him
00:29:01i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering
00:29:06but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:11wait wait wait wait
00:29:14i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:18what's going on
00:29:20uh
00:29:21is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:23uh
00:29:25no i just
00:29:27i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's not
00:29:43well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:52but what about your date
00:30:12how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:19this is ridiculous
00:30:21no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:28there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:34or
00:30:36maybe
00:30:39you're just a soulless
00:30:40and there are batteries in your back
00:30:52what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:58what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:03now come on
00:31:04just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:09shh
00:31:12don't mess with me harper
00:31:14i'm not a toy
00:31:14i'll ruin you
00:31:15well
00:31:16i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:19as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:26it's not a lie
00:31:28you are a beautiful woman
00:31:30i'm too much for the kid
00:31:32you can't handle me
00:31:35try me
00:31:40i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:42i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love harper
00:31:48maybe i'm into that
00:31:50no
00:31:51i don't think you are
00:31:55what did you get yourself into harper
00:32:08just
00:32:11shut up and watch the movie
00:32:12i'm sorry
00:32:14i love you
00:32:16this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:26you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:29not be seduced by him
00:32:32i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:36i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:39you're late big daddy
00:32:42but you sound pissed
00:32:45so i'll wait
00:32:47you want to come in
00:32:48fuck your frustration up
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:52busy
00:32:52busy
00:32:55never for me you're not
00:32:58when the hell could you possibly be
00:33:01are you with another woman
00:33:03woman?
00:33:04no
00:33:07not a woman
00:33:10do you know
00:33:10do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20not this guy
00:33:22lose my number
00:33:31whoever this girl is
00:33:32your days are numbered
00:33:34do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:55she's going to be the death of me
00:33:57good
00:34:00because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:11stay
00:34:13stay
00:34:17dammit dwarfer
00:34:31dammit dwarfer
00:34:32come in
00:34:50and pour
00:34:51and put your food in front of me
00:34:51no
00:34:51no
00:34:51we're not
00:34:59you're now
00:35:02You probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:17No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:43Oh yeah? Explain that.
00:35:47That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:14What's wrong?
00:36:15Well, not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:18I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:24With my friend.
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:48Bye.
00:36:50Bye.
00:36:50This will do.
00:36:52Okay.
00:37:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but...
00:37:05Not how to do laundry.
00:37:16Struggling much?
00:37:39I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not...
00:38:05No underwear.
00:38:13That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you gonna do?
00:38:21Punish you.
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:33I don't know.
00:38:34I don't know.
00:38:37You don't know me?
00:38:42I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:50I'd say do your worst.
00:38:52I'd say do your worst.
00:39:08I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14I...
00:39:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But... but what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:39Hot block!
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:59I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:03So big.
00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like... BDSR?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait.
00:40:29Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:35Crap. What if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:57Stop messing with that.
00:40:58You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:12I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14No, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:21Harps?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:26What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:37It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:56Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:06I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:18What?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:22I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:31You slut!
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:36Let me see them.
00:42:37Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:40Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening.
00:42:56Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:04Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat.
00:43:08It's a fact.
00:43:15You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:27Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:29Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:37You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me a ripped asshole.
00:43:52Are you okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:09Stop it!
00:44:11You're gonna kill him.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:17If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:21I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:28Let's go.
00:44:31Let's go.
00:44:32Let's go.
00:44:33Let's go.
00:44:48Let's go.
00:44:50Call 911.
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:55I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:06Let's go.
00:45:16You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:48Do we have to do this?
00:45:49What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:15I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:19Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:51I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:15It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I got you. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:22It's okay.
00:47:25You're fine.
00:47:27You're fine, Harper.
00:47:34Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:47Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:58I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:10What?
00:48:13Oh my God.
00:48:16Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:57Harper!
00:49:02What happened? What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:05You're okay?
00:49:07You're okay?
00:49:08I'm sorry.
00:49:11For what?
00:49:14You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18I can't do this.
00:49:23It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:30Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:57Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:01I want you.
00:50:04I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:12I really like him.
00:50:23What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first, inside.
00:50:27With our minds, not our craw...
00:50:28Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease, I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:41Come on, let's go inside
00:50:43No, I need a moment to cool off
00:50:49I'm gonna shower
00:51:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately
00:51:14Running a daycare
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman
00:51:27The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala
00:51:34And I wanted to warn you
00:51:36He might be sexy
00:51:38But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart
00:51:41Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger
00:51:44Like strangers breaking into my house
00:51:46Oh, honey, I go where I want
00:51:50Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:54You've been tracking him?
00:51:56What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:58The same kind he is
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:09Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:15Yeah, I'm surprised
00:52:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:52:21Just all around
00:52:25Not intense enough for him
00:52:26Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well
00:52:31Chris and I actually have a lot of fun
00:52:33Oh, please, don't make me laugh
00:52:38I mean, look at you
00:52:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid
00:52:46Don't call me that
00:52:51You want to know?
00:52:52How Chris likes to fuck
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind
00:52:57Handcuff you
00:52:57So you can't run
00:52:59Choke you out
00:53:01None of that
00:53:02None of that
00:53:02Kissing
00:53:03Pillow talk
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:07Because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week
00:53:14He actually lives here with me
00:53:18You little scared
00:53:28Help, help me, I can't swim
00:53:33Help, help, I can't swim
00:53:45Help, help, I can't swim
00:53:48Harper, Harper
00:53:50Help
00:53:53Smile for T&M's loser
00:53:55Please help
00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot
00:54:00That's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:08Harper
00:54:43Harper
00:54:44Harper, no
00:54:44Come on
00:54:55Harper
00:54:56Harper
00:54:56I thought I was gonna die
00:55:04I thought I was gonna die
00:55:06You're okay, just breathe
00:55:08Just breathe
00:55:10You're safe now
00:55:11Just breathe
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris
00:55:14I mean, I know she can homewreck
00:55:16But she can't even swim
00:55:17It's pathetic
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:20Hmm
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck Esmalama
00:55:25Hmm
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried
00:55:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby
00:55:32We were just playing hard together
00:55:34So I got a little jealous
00:55:37So I got a little jealous
00:55:37She could never homewreck us
00:55:38Because
00:55:40There's nothing to wreck
00:55:44Joke me
00:55:45Carter
00:55:47I miss how rough you get a baby
00:55:52I don't love you
00:55:53And you almost killed Harper
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine, stop overreacting, baby
00:56:12What are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad
00:56:17Asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad
00:56:27That it's because his psychotic daughter
00:56:29Is responsible for his company going bankrupt
00:56:32You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:35No
00:56:36I'm telling you
00:56:38Don't fuck with the people I care about
00:56:43Get out of here
00:56:44Wait
00:56:45Please
00:56:47Don't
00:56:47I'll do anything
00:56:49Please
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:57:02Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait
00:57:05Wait
00:57:26I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper
00:57:30But she will not bother you again
00:57:33I swear
00:57:35Don't worry about it
00:57:38I guess we both
00:57:41Have histories of
00:57:44Dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her
00:57:48We weren't a thing
00:57:51I'm not a brain to her
00:57:58Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:06She said that
00:58:11That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:17She said that
00:58:22That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:28Satisfy you
00:58:30In bed
00:58:35That I was too much of a kid
00:58:38And that
00:58:40You'd never be into me
00:58:45Is that true?
00:58:49That's not how I feel, Harper
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you
00:59:03When I was in that pool
00:59:06I really thought I was going to die
00:59:10And all I could think about
00:59:13Was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner
00:59:22I think the pandemic was involving you
00:59:53What the hell am I doing?
00:59:54Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:44You're a psycho.
01:00:53I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:03Morning.
01:01:06Nagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:11You need to eat.
01:01:13You need to eat.
01:01:20No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, Lita?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:42Well, you should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:26Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:29Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:38Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:54Okay.
01:02:55Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:59Hey.
01:03:00Hey.
01:03:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:12Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:43I think I hear them coming.
01:03:45Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:56Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:06Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:08Huh?
01:04:10What?
01:04:12No, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:16How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper.
01:04:26Harper.
01:04:27Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Shh.
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Shh.
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:49Did you do this?
01:04:53Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:11Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:19Harper?
01:05:21Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:55Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:58I would.
01:06:01It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:11Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no.
01:06:23You really don't.
01:06:24Our starting price is $18.
01:06:26$18.
01:06:27$18.
01:06:28$18.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:32Wait, $1,800?
01:06:35Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's $2,000.
01:06:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:27And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:31for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:07:38You can't, please.
01:07:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44Not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50Whoa!
01:07:51No, whoa!
01:07:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:01Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13Those dresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:20I...
01:08:31You're going to fucking pay for this.
01:08:34What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this.
01:08:52Arrest them!
01:08:52Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:56I'll see you later.
01:09:26Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:29I was an idiot.
01:09:30And I'm sorry.
01:09:32But I think this might help...
01:09:34...show you how much I want you.
01:09:50A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:59Bad things.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:19Why'd we stop?
01:10:21I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:24I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No!
01:10:58No!
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:00Harper, look!
01:11:03You've got the front!
01:11:04I swear!
01:11:06The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous!
01:11:10You need to move out now!
01:11:11You can't keep living with him!
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:17Harper!
01:11:18Harper!
01:11:19Harper!
01:11:19Harper!
01:11:20Harper!
01:11:20Harper!
01:11:21Harper!
01:11:25And you're gonna come to me!
01:11:25You're gonna need to...
01:11:29Hey!
01:11:31Let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:42Please, please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:55Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:01You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me.
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:18Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into the more details, do we?
01:12:26No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:31No.
01:12:31No, no, no.
01:12:33No, no!
01:12:34No!
01:12:51A trap?
01:12:54What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:16I hope you don't mind.
01:13:17I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:34But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:39Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:48Should we have some fun with you after we kill other Gramps?
01:13:53Hmm?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:13:56Hmm?
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:01Looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Mm-hmm.
01:14:09Get ready, boys.
01:14:24I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:52What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without your little bodyguards.
01:15:03Let me go!
01:15:04I-I-I'll leave all the-
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:06You should have listened to me then.
01:15:11I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.
01:15:14Ah!
01:15:31Are you okay?
01:15:33Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay.
01:16:03I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I- before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:27Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:16:59With my goddamn life.
01:17:17You remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:32Yes, Daddy.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, Daddy.
01:17:44I want you to beg for it.
01:17:49I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:18:03Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:07What you looking for?
01:18:09You might find what you're looking for.
01:18:13Daddy, say it.
01:18:16Or I'll punish you.
01:18:19I want you to beg for it.
01:18:21I want you to beg for it.
01:18:22What you looking for?
01:18:23You might find what you're looking for.
01:18:29Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:33I want you to beg for it.
01:18:36I want you to beg for it.
01:18:48Are you sure about that?
01:19:05You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:09You can either uncuck me, or fuck me.
01:19:29You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:33Rich, am I?
01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:00Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:05I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:30Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it.
01:20:33I'm sore.
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that crap?
01:20:44It's my dad.
01:20:45Honey, you home?
01:20:46Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48I'm sorry, I'm just going to come in for you.
01:20:49Come in for you.
01:20:50Ugh!
01:20:53I told you I was busy.
01:20:56This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:26And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:28I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:40The not-so-legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:49And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:55Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:16So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:21I'm moving you in there.
01:22:24As a graduation present.
01:22:27And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:44What's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:54But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:02Deal.
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