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00:00:03Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another crate. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reid.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What? Me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:37five Christmases?
00:02:40He's buffer than I would.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:54wet...
00:02:55from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it then.
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain.
00:03:24Sorry.
00:03:26There's no rain up there.
00:03:27Sorry.
00:03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:32I thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36eating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it...
00:03:47I actually...
00:03:48don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50and I...
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly.
00:04:07Ugh, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:21If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You...
00:04:58freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:12You...
00:05:29When you're done checking me out,
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:58You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:08This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well...
00:06:16Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal, I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:20No!
00:08:25No!
00:08:26No!
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this of Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, mate.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:40Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:07I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage
00:10:28us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:14What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33A few pages of Harper's Diary!
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear Diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:38Let's pull her down.
00:13:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:31You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:43It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:01One last...
00:15:02What?
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:23Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls!
00:15:25I don't give a fuck!
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:56What the hell was that?
00:15:57She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:25I'm going to stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of ours.
00:16:27I said stop.
00:16:31I said stop.
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you.
00:16:52To stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid,
00:17:06what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:42You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:03What?
00:18:04What?
00:18:10What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:21It's going to not be happening.
00:18:22He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:33You know, if you weren't as played, you could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to...
00:18:39I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out, because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:55Uncuff me.
00:18:59What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:19What the...
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:46you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of my...
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31Oh, my plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:34Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:39we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:52You have curfew.
00:21:14How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:35You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:55Give me some time.
00:21:57Stay with my driving.
00:21:59Open my heart.
00:22:02Give me some time.
00:22:05This is the one.
00:22:07Open my heart.
00:22:23you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:27your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:42oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find
00:22:51a room somewhere else i'm looking for harper reeves it says her location is here so step aside
00:22:57before i make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be
00:23:03looking for hey wait wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:24you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:33no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:37it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick
00:23:41class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight
00:23:46chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next hey wait wait wait not the camera
00:23:51that's a thousand dollars you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:56that is enough
00:24:12these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's
00:24:18going to see these deleting them what that is art give them this camera back or i swear to god
00:24:25i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:30see how much my dad likes that
00:24:36your choice
00:24:41camera it is
00:24:44no no no no no no no no no no no you asshole
00:24:48if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your
00:24:53throat
00:24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:25:04we're leaving now
00:25:13so first you stalked me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends i did it for your
00:25:19own good
00:25:20you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety because clearly
00:25:26you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:30like a piece of meat
00:25:33my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:40jealous
00:25:42jealous
00:25:47you're cute harper i'll give you that
00:25:49and those
00:25:51things you do
00:25:52they're cute too
00:25:55you know what's not cute
00:25:58me jealous
00:25:59now you were right i'm in some shady business
00:26:02and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05but you better not test me
00:26:07or i'll break you
00:26:11in more than one way harper
00:26:17well guess what you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:24just admit
00:26:26that you want me
00:26:32what the hell is happening to me
00:26:36there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:40put your seat belt on
00:26:42you know what chris
00:26:43you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:44fine
00:26:45but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:48let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:52so
00:26:54are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:57no
00:26:59are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:01oh my god maria no
00:27:03ew
00:27:05that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:07he was sent here to
00:27:09keep me safe
00:27:10hmm
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:13i don't know
00:27:14but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:17um
00:27:18wait
00:27:20you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:24think about it
00:27:28we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:31the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33so that's step one
00:27:35you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harbs
00:27:40yeah right
00:27:41jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:45he's like a
00:27:46tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:50not jealous of you dummy
00:27:52jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill erin over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:57so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:02until he snaps
00:28:03and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:07and when your dad sees that
00:28:09he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:14here's to operation seduction
00:28:17chris collins
00:28:18you better watch out
00:28:19because i get what i want
00:28:32tell me
00:28:33sexy outfit
00:28:33check
00:28:35popcorn
00:28:36check
00:28:36a notebook
00:28:38the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:40check
00:28:40check
00:28:51what do you want
00:28:52you done giving me the silent treatment
00:28:55um popcorn
00:28:57harper
00:28:58you idiot
00:28:59seduce him
00:29:01i mean i
00:29:02brought snacks
00:29:04as a peace offering
00:29:07but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:11wait wait wait
00:29:12i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:18what's going on
00:29:20oh
00:29:21is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:23uh
00:29:25no i just
00:29:27i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's not
00:29:43well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:51but what about your date
00:30:12how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:19this is ridiculous
00:30:21no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:28there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:34or
00:30:36maybe
00:30:39you're just a soulless AI bot
00:30:43and there are batteries in your back
00:30:52what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:58what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03no come on
00:31:04just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:07shhh
00:31:12don't mess with me Harper
00:31:14i'm not a toy
00:31:14i'll ruin you
00:31:15well
00:31:16i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:19as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:20i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:26it's not a lie
00:31:28you are a beautiful woman
00:31:30and i'm too much for the kid
00:31:32you can't handle me
00:31:35try me
00:31:36try me
00:31:40i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:42i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love, Harper
00:31:48maybe i'm into that
00:31:50no
00:31:51i don't think you are
00:31:55what did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:57not anymore
00:31:59not anymore
00:32:00and even when you were at home
00:32:01i never loved you
00:32:08just
00:32:11shut up and watch the movie
00:32:12i'm sorry
00:32:13i love you
00:32:15this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:26you're supposed to seduce him, Harper
00:32:28not be seduced by him
00:32:32i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:36i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:39you're late, big daddy
00:32:42but you sound pissed
00:32:45so i'll wait
00:32:47you wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:51i'm busy
00:32:52busy?
00:32:55never for me you're not
00:32:58when the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01are you with another woman?
00:33:03woman? no
00:33:07no
00:33:07not a woman
00:33:10do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20not this guy
00:33:22who is my number
00:33:31whoever this girl is
00:33:32your days are numbered
00:33:34do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:55she's going to be the death of me
00:33:57kid
00:33:59because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:12stay
00:34:17damn it, Harper
00:34:18come in and crazy
00:34:34she's going to take a long time
00:34:47that we are
00:35:00you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:06oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best
00:35:12friend
00:35:13his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:35:21hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with
00:35:34me
00:35:34angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that let's just say
00:35:42you're lucky you're not my time oh yeah explain that that's morning wood sweetheart don't get
00:35:51your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't
00:35:57take a hint is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:05is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:14what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:22i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:24with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:50this will do
00:37:00so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to
00:37:05do laundry
00:37:06so
00:37:15struggling much
00:37:24i swear i've done my best
00:37:39I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:58That's not.
00:38:05No underwear?
00:38:13That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you gonna do?
00:38:21Punish you.
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:32I don't know.
00:38:36You don't know me?
00:38:42I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:50I'd say do your worst.
00:38:52I'd say do your worst.
00:39:08I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14I...
00:39:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But... but what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:39Hot block!
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:03So big.
00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like... BDSR?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:35Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:57Stop messing with that.
00:40:58You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:12I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14No, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:26What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:37It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:56Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:06I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:18What?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:22I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:31You slut!
00:42:32Hmm?
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:36Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me. Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:48A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat.
00:43:08It's a fact.
00:43:15You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:19I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:27Help me! Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me a ripped asshole.
00:43:52You okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:09Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:17If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:21I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:28Good.
00:44:43What the fuck?
00:44:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:49Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:55I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:47Do we have to do this?
00:45:49What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:15I'm going to throw up.
00:46:19Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:51I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water, just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:15It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:18It's okay.
00:47:25You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:34Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:38How are you feeling?
00:47:47Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:59I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:11What?
00:48:13Oh my God.
00:48:15Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30It's like...
00:48:34You're talking about swimming.
00:48:35Don't focus on swimming.
00:48:35You're sitting there.
00:48:36Just walking around.
00:48:38Just walking around.
00:48:39Just walking around.
00:48:45You're doing something.
00:48:45I'm not getting old.
00:48:46I'm getting old.
00:48:55You're going to get old.
00:49:02what happened what happened you blacked out you're okay you're okay
00:49:11you did amazing you're just going to get better and better
00:49:23it's okay we'll try again no more just kiss me
00:49:30your dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:49:38if you want me then kiss me i don't think you understand what you're getting into
00:49:43i'm a dangerous man harper just say you don't want me
00:49:57does that feel like i don't want you
00:50:01i want you i told you not to mess with me you're gonna get hurt
00:50:12you're like
00:50:23what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds
00:50:28not our cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about
00:50:32you so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:41come on let's go inside no i need a moment to cool off
00:50:49i'm gonna shower
00:51:01harper what are you doing
00:51:11so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare
00:51:17who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:22who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:25i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries
00:51:30i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala
00:51:34and i wanted to warn you
00:51:36he might be sexy
00:51:38but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart
00:51:41yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:51:46oh honey i go where i want
00:51:51plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:54you've been tracking him
00:51:56what kind of psycho are you
00:51:58the same kind he is
00:52:01let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:09let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:15i'm surprised
00:52:18doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:52:20just all around
00:52:24not intense enough for him
00:52:26not intense enough
00:52:29yeah well
00:52:31chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:33oh
00:52:36oh please don't make me laugh
00:52:38i mean look at you
00:52:39you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:52:45you're out of your league kid
00:52:46don't call me that
00:52:51you want to know
00:52:52how chris likes the fuck
00:52:54he likes to take you from behind
00:52:57handcuff you
00:52:57so you can't run
00:52:59choke you out
00:53:01none of that
00:53:02kissing
00:53:03pillow talk
00:53:05well
00:53:05maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:07because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:12he'll be bored of you
00:53:13in a week
00:53:14he actually lives here
00:53:16with me
00:53:18you're gonna scare me
00:53:19ah
00:53:28help
00:53:28help me i can't swim
00:53:34help
00:53:35help i can't swim
00:53:57just crawl your way out idiot
00:54:01that's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:09harper
00:54:10harper
00:54:31harper
00:54:43harper no come on
00:54:55harper
00:54:56harper
00:54:58harper
00:55:02harper
00:55:02i thought i was gonna die
00:55:04i thought i was gonna die
00:55:06i thought i was gonna die
00:55:06no you're okay
00:55:07you're just breathing
00:55:08just breathe
00:55:09just breathe
00:55:10you're safe now
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:32We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Joke me, Carter.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:52I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:12What are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad
00:56:17asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:20and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:28that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:43Get out of here.
00:56:44Wait.
00:56:46Please.
00:56:47Don't.
00:56:47I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:57:03Chris, no.
00:57:05Wait.
00:57:06Wait.
00:57:26I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:30She will not bother you again, I swear.
00:57:34Don't worry about it.
00:57:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I've never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51I'm not a brand of her.
00:57:53I'm not a brand of her.
00:57:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:02I'm not a brand of her.
00:58:06I'm not a brand of her.
00:58:12I'm not a brand of her.
00:58:22That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:28Satisfy you.
00:58:30In bed.
00:58:35That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:40You'd never be into me.
00:58:45Is that true?
00:58:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:03When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22You're welcome.
00:59:36You're welcome.
00:59:52what the hell am i doing why did you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:00:00to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to
01:00:06this isn't about
01:00:07mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you
01:00:13need
01:00:13to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this ever
01:00:25happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:34it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and
01:00:40then
01:00:40you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not don't you're a psycho
01:00:53just trying to protect you
01:01:03morning
01:01:06i'm not hungry
01:01:11you need to eat
01:01:21no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:32are we even now
01:01:35you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:39what's wrong get up i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:57columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:03harper reeves
01:02:08i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:19has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:27nope and he's never going to
01:02:30huh
01:02:31i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:33why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:36oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:41okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:45and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:51okay
01:02:55okay
01:03:08wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:03:12who the fuck cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:20make sure no one's coming
01:03:36what's
01:03:43i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:47one last touch
01:03:56good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01harper
01:04:06tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08huh
01:04:10what
01:04:12no no no no my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:04:24harper
01:04:26harper
01:04:27harper
01:04:27i'm kind of confused
01:04:29is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:31shhh
01:04:35is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:37shhh
01:04:38don't say that
01:04:40it's obviously her self portrait
01:04:49did you do this
01:04:52christina
01:04:53if i don't
01:04:54sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:57we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:01guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:05good luck with that losers
01:05:08that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:15professor i can explain
01:05:19harper
01:05:21is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:25isn't it professor
01:05:26we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:31ladies
01:05:32i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:35in fact
01:05:37a guest just bought this piece
01:05:39wait what
01:05:40what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:42i will
01:05:55who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:58i will
01:06:01it's you
01:06:02you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:06christina don't be rude
01:06:08don't you know who this is
01:06:10chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:15there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:21how much for this painting
01:06:22how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no you
01:06:23our starting price is 18
01:06:29done
01:06:32wait
01:06:33wait
01:06:33eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:37we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:41you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack-ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank
01:06:51account
01:06:53here's two mil
01:06:54what
01:06:54take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:07:00sir
01:07:01mr collins this is too much
01:07:03oh my god oh my god
01:07:06are you fucking kidding me
01:07:10are you fucking kidding me
01:07:12language miss hawkes
01:07:14don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:21my father still runs this university
01:07:24money runs this university
01:07:26and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:31for disciplinary action
01:07:35you're going to get us expelled professor you can't
01:07:38please
01:07:39getting expelled sounds
01:07:41just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44no not so fast
01:07:45what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:50whoa no
01:07:58i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:01good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves everyday is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13those dresses though
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01:09:50A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:59Bad things.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:19Why'd we stop?
01:10:22I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:24I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Or that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper.
01:10:50You need to look at this.
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No, no.
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:00Harper, look.
01:11:03You got the fuck, I swear!
01:11:06The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:09You need to move out now.
01:11:11You can't keep living with him.
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15I need to talk to her.
01:11:24Taxi?
01:11:25For Harper?
01:11:29Lori!
01:11:30Hey, let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:36Please!
01:11:42Please.
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:54Harper.
01:11:55Harper.
01:11:55Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59Harper, Harper.
01:11:59Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me.
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:18Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into more details,
01:12:26do we, no, no, you can just watch.
01:12:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:51A trap?
01:12:53What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:16I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:34But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:39Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble, we need to go.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:48Should we have some fun with you after we kill other Grants?
01:13:53Hmm?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:13:56Hmm?
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:01Looks like he's here!
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Get ready, boys.
01:14:24I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:52What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:15:03Let me go, I-I-I'll leave all your-
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:07You should have listened to me then.
01:15:11I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.
01:15:14Ah!
01:15:32Are you okay?
01:15:33Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay.
01:16:03I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:27Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:32Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:49Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:16:59With my goddamn life.
01:17:17You remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:32Yes, Daddy.
01:17:34You tell me...
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:38Yes, Daddy.
01:17:44I'll want you to beg for it.
01:17:49I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:18:03Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:12Daddy, say it or I'll punish you.
01:18:29Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31I want you to beg for it.
01:18:45I want you to beg for it.
01:18:49Are you sure about that?
01:19:05You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:09You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:29You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:50To get by from yesterday, and in my heart's broken, oh my shame.
01:20:00Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:05I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:30Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:45Honey, you home?
01:20:46Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48Stop it!
01:20:53I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:26And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:28I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living, it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:16So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:21I'm moving you in there.
01:22:24As a graduation present.
01:22:27And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46Is it tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:54But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:02Deal.
01:23:06Deal.
01:23:060
01:23:071
01:23:07You
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