00:01You know, I stand here and I think to myself, self, how does the Danaconda do it?
00:08I mean, how do I score so many beautiful women in so many towns?
00:14Better yet, how do I score a fine female like this?
00:20I mean, look at her face.
00:23Look at the flowing hair.
00:26Look at that body.
00:29Just think, I used to worry about people like Chris Chetty, Nova, but not anymore.
00:36Oh no, I have bigger and better things to worry about.
00:41From her head to her toe, from her toe up to her beautiful...
00:51I think you might need to...
00:54What are you doing back there?
00:58You keep this up, Roadkill, and you'll be raising Barnes again very shortly.
01:02She's with the Conda.
01:06Chickens.
01:08Chickens.
01:08And it's Chicago.
01:10You're
01:10a little boy.
01:29I want to say it on your side.
01:31Help us out for the fact that you'll be raising all cellulans.
01:34It's going to be a constant story.
01:37But in any kind of way, you will never know.
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07:01Elbow tie-off. Jack just throws Cash back into the corner.
07:13And King Cash inciting Jack up.
07:20Nice arm drag after injuring a couple of haymakers in an attempted leg sweep.
07:25Reversal. Slow slides up.
07:30Tilt the world, flying head scissors, Japanese arm drag.
07:35Traditional arm drag into the arm bar.
07:40Solid offensive series by Cash.
07:43Gets plumped in the head like a baby seal.
07:45Through the leg. Waist lock.
07:47Track to roll him up. Jack, duck, hands on.
07:51Springboard kicks him up.
07:53You can only just represent both.
07:56And another deep arm drag.
08:00There's the tag to Nova.
08:04Double hip toss.
08:08Great double team wrestling by Nova.
08:10And Cash platter will press up the leg.
08:12Gets full of permission.
08:14Two count only.
08:18Tag into Voduk.
08:23You know, we need to get him some medicated powder, mate.
08:25Clear that right up.
08:28I wouldn't lock open him if I were a Nova.
08:31Go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up,
08:39go up.
08:39Ball head of Steve.
08:41Bad idea.
08:43Bad idea.
08:43The 270 pound Voduk.
08:47It's a bit of it.
08:50Nova looked like a handball hitting the wall.
09:00And try it again.
09:01Nova jumped.
09:03Nova jumped.
09:04Sleep rocked by Vodup.
09:06Bob Doho.
09:08You know, an arm drag.
09:15Monkey flip attempted.
09:17Boedup just too big and strong.
09:21Nova lands her right hand.
09:24And a beautiful bulldog.
09:27Climbing Vodup's face first into the canvas.
09:31Reversal.
09:32Through the leg.
09:34Next up, gets a face full of rig hatred.
09:38Shoulder blocks.
09:39Up over the top.
09:41Lands on his feet.
09:43Double drop kick.
09:49Keep your eye at Nova.
09:51Woo-hoo!
09:52Go up, go up, go up.
09:52Go up, go up, go up, go up, go up.
09:53Through the face.
09:58Kid Cash up here.
10:00Oh my God.
10:08Kid Cash is muddy.
10:13Somersault flies her from the top.
10:15Turned up on to the dumps.
10:17All the way to the concrete floor.
10:24Spreng barred drop kick down the mark.
10:26Lateral crest.
10:28And a two.
10:31Puck jump on the ring apron.
10:35Snaps an egg of Kid Cash.
10:37And the tide has turned.
10:39The lizard licked.
10:40Contingency now in control.
10:42Thanks for the interference of Puck Ducks.
10:49And the fans getting on the cage of the Ducks family.
10:53Scoop.
10:55And a backbreaker by the 270 pounder.
11:02What impact on the splash.
11:04That's it.
11:06That's it.
11:06Come on, Cash.
11:07No.
11:07What the hell was that?
11:08I just had it.
11:15Tagging it jacked up.
11:20Football tackle.
11:26Cover.
11:29Two count only.
11:31Pip Okaylis.
11:32baster.ker.
11:32escapes at two. Jacked
11:41up now resting to the wall. Rear
11:45chin lock. King Cash
11:49has to be close. He's
11:51got to make the tag. Elbow.
11:54Making two,
11:55frees himself. Shot the clothesline.
11:59Suggest.
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18:26Try to maintain some decorum, please.
18:30You guys want to talk about who's using who?
18:34Well, hold on a damn second, pal.
18:36The only reason that you've been here
18:38is because I carried your stupid Canadian ass
18:40for a year and a half, and you know it.
18:43And you...
18:44Yeah, you...
18:45And don't cut me off, and don't edit me.
18:49The only reason you're here
18:50is because I brought your ass here.
18:52All right?
18:53So pay freaking attention, all right?
18:56If anybody's using anybody around here,
18:59it's me and my man Rhino
19:01are using you guys.
19:03Enough with the f***ing talk.
19:05Let's just kick their f***ing ass.
19:07Let's justice!
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27:07Van Damme won the ECW World Television title
27:11from the near 400-pound Bam Bam Bigalow
27:15in Buffalo, New York.
27:18It was April of 1998.
27:24But Uganda, well over 400 pounds.
27:37¡Gracias!
27:38¡Gracias!
27:39Ladies and gentlemen,
27:40introducing first, the challenger.
27:43Weighing in at 425 pounds,
27:47this is Uganda.
27:54And his opponent, accompanied
27:56to the ring this evening,
27:57by the man who calls it right down the middle,
28:02the manager of champions,
28:04Mr. Bill Alfonso.
28:08And he represents, weighing in at 237 pounds,
28:14from Battle Creek, Michigan.
28:16He is the current ECW World Television Champion,
28:22Mr. Pay Per View,
28:25to Rock Van Damme.
28:33Referee John Peeley Moore
28:35to officiate this matchup.
28:37jaw saliu saliu salu salu salu salu salu salus salu salu salu salu saluu salu salu salu salu.
29:05Thank you for trying to participate.
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33:35¡Oh, Dios mío!
33:39¡Oh, Dios mío!
33:39¡Hover! ¡This may be all!
33:42¡Man Dam kicks out at 2!
33:52¡No me ha mal en Uganda
33:54being the ECW World Television Champion
33:57but what a public relations nightmare that is
34:04Uganda will be signing autographs at the mall
34:07between 2 and 4
34:08Please don't bring any 2-3 as he may eat that
34:17Chopped to the throat
34:18not even veiled from referee John Teewee Moore
34:21and now Uganda trying to squeeze the life
34:25out of the World Television Champion
34:31Van Dam rings Uganda's bell
34:35overhead belly to belly
34:39and a cover
34:43Van Dam kicks out
34:47Look at the way Uganda covered Van Damme
34:49it's like he wanted Van Damme to kick out
34:51like he's enjoying himself
34:54I don't think Uganda understands
34:56from the World Television title
34:59Watch your eyes
35:01Watch your eyes
35:02Now raking away at the eyes of Rob Van Damme
35:06down across the back is Wes
35:14Van Damme rolls underneath the clothesline
35:16Another perfectly placed side kick
35:19Spinning heel kick behind the ear
35:22Uganda is wobbled
35:24Rob kick sends the feet down to the canvas
35:27and then Evan is wearing something underneath that
35:30that native door
35:36Uganda provides the most unique challenge to date
35:40to Rob Van Damme
35:4119-month ECW World Television title race
35:48Series of front kicks in her right hand
35:51Van Damme just laying into Uganda
35:57Reversal Uganda just puts off the brakes
36:00but runs into the boot of Rob Van Damme
36:03Van Damme up top
36:07shoved off the club
36:08perp bustle
36:09crashes into the steel guardrail
36:14Van Damme is down and clutching at his right arm
36:20The world television champion is down on the concrete floor
36:24and obviously in pain
36:28and Uganda is going outside
36:31after the world television champion
36:40Wolfe let off the ring
36:41April off takes the head off of Rob Van Damme
36:54The challenger Uganda taking the fight
36:57for the world television champion Rob Van Damme
37:01here at the ECW Arena
37:03in South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
37:14outside on the floor
37:15falling with this 400 pounder
37:17is not where the champ wants to be
37:23Van Damme is the steel
37:24Uganda charges
37:27and misses
37:31Van Damme up
37:32and again
37:34Uganda
37:35one step ahead of Rob Van Damme
37:38Rob Van Damme is in trouble
37:40and Samu has got to be loving
37:43every minute of it
37:49Welcome back to ECW Hard 1 TV
37:53Rob Van Damme
37:55awards to themselves
37:56in the challenging Uganda
38:03up and over the top
38:05up and over the top
38:05this time Rob Van Damme
38:07is unbelievable
38:09ECW Hard 1 TV
38:11ECW Hard 1 TV
38:13ECW Hard 1 TV
38:14and you can bet
38:15not only is he trying to retain
38:17the world television title
38:19but he's pulling out all the stuff
38:20for the benefit of Sabu
38:23who's watched it
38:25over the steel cord wheel
38:38the fans love Rob Van Damme
38:44and right now Sabu is hating Rob Van Damme
38:49Reals
38:52and right now Sabu is hating Rob Van Damme
38:54and right now Sabu is hating Rob Van Damme
38:56¿Cómo se puede hacer que Paul Heyman realmente se quede Sabu
39:01de atacar Rob Van Dam?
39:09Rob Van Dam now takes his life into his own hands
39:13right underneath us
39:14and he's taunting Sabu
39:17Paul Heyman
39:19who used to be Paul Heyman
39:21dangerously manager of Sabu
39:23pleading with Sabu
39:24not to attack Rob
39:26Van Dam, Van Dam
39:28and Sabu are dangerously close
39:31to one another
39:32no pun intended
39:33and Ben Alfonso now introducing that table
39:37into this matchup
39:45kill the feet
39:51oh my god
39:53Sabu
39:53he's ta
39:54he's ta
39:55he's ta
39:57he's ta
39:58he's ta
39:59he's ta
40:00he's ta
40:01he's ta
40:02he's ta
40:04he's ta
40:04Sabu almost killed himself
40:07simply to steal the spotlight
40:10from Rob Van Dam
40:13he gave Phil Animate from the chair that hit him between the ice
40:20Sabu
40:20who may have done Uganda a huge favor
40:24before putting Uganda through the tape
40:28Sabu wants it Rob Van Dam
40:30Rob Van Dam wants it
40:32Sabu and Phil Alfonso is right in the middle of it
40:37Sabu can't walk but he's crawling towards Rob Van Dam
40:44sooner or later it's going to explode the situation between Sabu and Rob Van Dam
40:52the bad blood between the two of them has been boiling over for years
40:57even when they were the ECW world carry team champions they still could just barely keep it together
41:07and now Rob Van Dam
41:09the man shook Phil Alfonso down when just minutes ago and see that Alfonso's relationship with Van Dam
41:15was stronger than the relationship he had with Sabu
41:19Phil Alfonso may find himself out but cold before this one is all said and done
41:25Phil Alfonso he was his son
41:36and Jacob
41:47his son
41:51he said sound
41:53he said
41:53¡Suscríbete por Uganda! ¡He's just so big!
41:55¡Takes both feet right in the face!
41:57¡Van Dam! ¡Up top! ¡Backward! ¡Up to the top turnbuckle!
42:02¡Van Staminator!
42:04¡Down goes Uganda!
42:08¡Up goes Van Dam!
42:13¡Five star cross-flash cover!
42:21¡Your winner!
42:23¡And still ECW World Television Champion!
42:29¡And now we're going to turn to Rob Van Dam!
42:38Rob Van Dam repans the world television title
42:41¡And that's not the big story here!
42:44¡The big story!
42:45¡It's Rob Van Dam and Samu!
42:49¡Wanting to tell each other an insult!
42:56¡Bil Alfonso!
42:58¡Trying to smooth things over with Sabu!
43:01¡Good luck, Bronzy!
43:07Sabu wants it Rob Van Dam despite the fact that he can't even stand on that late leg that was
43:14injured last week in Chicago!
43:27Rob Van Dam and Samu is still the longest reigning champion in professional wrestling today!
43:37¡But perhaps only until the leg of Sabu heals up!
43:41¡Paradagia!
43:59¡Bil Alfonso!
43:59¡Bil Alfonso!
44:08¡Bil Alfonso!
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