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00:00Pop it. Pop it. Smash it. Smash it. That's the way, every day, you can play Beat the Clop.
00:23And now here's the star of the all-new Beat the Clop, Monty Hall!
00:35Thank you and welcome to Beat the Clop, a perfect way to start the day.
00:39Wonderful game show. It's a stunt show and you can play these at home too and try them out on
00:44your friends.
00:45Well, we play down here in a special way because I have three great assistants with me.
00:48As you can see, I have Cindy and Lisa and I have Autumn. And they're wonderful...
00:56Do I get hazard pay?
00:59Well, I see. It's a wonderful way to start the day and if you can find a way to start
01:02it this way, you're welcome to it.
01:04See you guys later. So long, fellas.
01:07All right. Now, Beat the Clop is played this way. Two couples play against each other and then against our
01:12famous clock for all kinds of wonderful cash rewards.
01:16Let's meet our first two couples for today. Jack Nars.
01:18Our returning champions are dressed in red and they are Sue Ann Feifner and her guy, Brad Kovar.
01:26Challenging them today are Grant Abramson and his gal, Miriam Muscarolos.
01:31Muscarolos.
01:35Well, welcome, Grant. That's Grant Abramson and Miriam Muscarolos. Did I get that right? Hi, Miriam. How are you?
01:41Nice to meet you.
01:42Tell me something about yourself, Grant.
01:43Well, I'm a marriage counselor and a hypnotherapist.
01:47A marriage counselor and a hypnotherapist.
01:49You mean you got to put people under to make them want to get married?
01:52Something like that.
01:52It's not that bad, is it?
01:53Not that bad, no.
01:54That's quite a combination. Marriage counselor and a hypnotherapist.
01:57Well, I suppose you do good things for people.
01:59I hope so.
02:00I'm sure that you enjoy your work, too.
02:01I do, very much.
02:02Miriam, how about you?
02:03I work for a major California bank as a loan officer.
02:07I know you loan officers. You're tough. The only way you can get a loan is to prove that you
02:11don't need it.
02:12Exactly. That's my way.
02:14I know you guys. And look at the size of it. How tough she is for a loan officer.
02:17If a guy six foot nine walked in and said, I want a loan, how do you handle him?
02:21I just say, show me your assets.
02:31The only trouble, the only trouble that is gross may exceed his net, you know?
02:36All right, Brad and Sue Ann, our champions, good to see you again, too.
02:40And these kids over here picked up. How much money did you make yesterday?
02:432,800.
02:442,800? Got any plans for it yet?
02:46Pay off my car.
02:48I would have thought Brad had done it for you by now.
02:50I wish.
02:52I've got to pay my own car off.
02:53Right. Well, you're going to pay off a lot of cars if you keep winning.
02:56You can make a lot of dough in this show.
02:58And it's a lot of fun at the same time. What could be better?
03:00Now, to start things off today, we'll have, I guess we'll have all of you working on this particular stunt.
03:06So the four of you will come out with me and line up the reds over here and the greens
03:11over here.
03:12We'll get on the mats and we'll have the ladies standing on the mats over here, standing right behind or
03:18beside these mats
03:18because you're going to do some hurling, okay?
03:20As a matter of fact, I'll change your position in just a moment because I want to show you what
03:23you're going to do.
03:24You are going to throw these chickens to these boys who are going to come back here.
03:28Come on, gentlemen, red behind red, mesh and green behind green mesh.
03:32And here are the baskets that you're going to catch the chickens in, okay?
03:35Should that be easy enough to catch a chicken in a basket?
03:37Certainly.
03:38Do you like chicken in a basket?
03:39I love it.
03:39Sure, why not?
03:41Now, here's what we're going to ask you to do.
03:43We're going to ask you to catch these.
03:44We have a 60-second stunt.
03:45But, gentlemen, the way you'll catch them in the basket is to put them on your heads.
03:49Ladies, would you strap the baskets to the gentlemen's heads?
03:54Grant has his in green.
03:55Brad has his in red, strapped up.
03:57And that's the way you will catch.
04:00And you can move around to catch them.
04:02We place you behind here, but you can move in all directions behind you, okay?
04:06Now, one more thing, ladies.
04:08When you throw these chickens, I want you to stand right here with your back to your boyfriend, okay?
04:14Your back to your boyfriend.
04:15Reach down.
04:16Get a chicken.
04:17Throw it over your head.
04:17But not until I say go.
04:18Leave them in the basket.
04:19The first one that gets three chickens in the basket wins the game.
04:24Can we look back?
04:25Well, you can just throw it like that.
04:27If you've got a good strong back, you can lean back and toss it over your head.
04:30Ready?
04:31Get set.
04:32And go.
04:3360-second stunt.
04:35Let's see how they make it.
04:36Look at that.
04:36Both of them have fun.
04:38All ready.
04:39Red Team.
04:40Looked like they almost had it.
04:41Red Team has two.
04:42He has two.
04:43One.
04:44Oh!
04:49Stop the pockets raining chickens.
04:52Come over here.
04:53Come over.
04:53This is fantastic.
04:54I've never seen such chicken catchers in my life.
04:57Come over here, Sue Ann.
04:58Stand right beside Brad.
05:00Oh.
05:01Let me see.
05:01You've got one, two, three.
05:02You've got five in there.
05:03He was catching chickens like there was no tomorrow.
05:06Well, a very good performance by both teams because I think you caught a couple too at that
05:10time, right?
05:11Yes, we did.
05:11We got two.
05:12Yeah.
05:12You see what you didn't use, you didn't use your hypnotherapy on him.
05:15No.
05:15He won't look at me.
05:17Yeah.
05:19Very good.
05:20Very good.
05:20You will look at me.
05:23All right.
05:24So that means that the Red Team is off to a great start and get their first amount
05:27of money, which is $500.
05:29And now everybody back to home base.
05:38Brad and Sue Ann pick up their first $500.
05:41Wait a minute.
05:41You're not true.
05:42Oh, no.
05:43The two of you have not qualified to perform another stunt working together and to add another
05:47$500 to your total.
05:49And then you'll have $1,000.
05:50And the way things are going, you might very well do it.
05:53And this one is going to be an interesting one.
05:55Take a look at what the girls are bringing out.
05:57Is that an interesting contraption?
05:59Yes, it is.
06:01This is a very interesting little shoot that we have on Beat the Clock.
06:04As soon as the ladies put the wedges in so that it won't move, this whole mobile platform
06:08stays put.
06:09Then I'm going to ask Sue Ann to get up here on these steps.
06:13Okay, dear?
06:15Crawl up there.
06:15Now what you're going to do is you're going to take pieces of paper one at a time from
06:21here.
06:21You're going to slide it down the chute like that.
06:24You, my dear Brad, are going to collect that paper and you're going to deposit it right
06:29inside this trash barrel.
06:31So, and if you can do it within the time we have for you, you'll get another $500.
06:36The time for this stunt on the board is 50 seconds.
06:43However, it would be easy if I just let you catch the piece of paper like this and walk
06:47over, wouldn't it?
06:48Yes.
06:48So we have a novel way of doing it.
06:50En garde.
06:51You are now going to be d'Artagnan.
06:54Oh, good.
06:55All right.
06:55And what happens is that you will now have to spear it as it comes off there and then work
07:00it way down into that trash barrel.
07:01It must not touch the ground.
07:02If it touches the ground, go back and get another piece of paper.
07:04You've got to keep it in the air and inside that trash barrel.
07:07All right?
07:08How many?
07:09Just one.
07:10One?
07:10Yeah.
07:11Snap.
07:11Okay.
07:12All right.
07:13Here we go.
07:14Huh?
07:17You won't spear it because it's got a little knob on the end and just push it away.
07:20So you want to grab it and snap it.
07:22Okay?
07:23You think you can do it?
07:24Let me get out of here, will you?
07:25Okay.
07:25He's got a rapier in his hand.
07:27Okay.
07:27Let it go.
07:33Yeah.
07:34Brad said it's a snap.
07:35All of a sudden he says it's hard.
07:36All right.
07:37Here we go.
07:37The next piece of paper.
07:38Get it up in the air, Brad.
07:39Get it up in the air.
07:40Get it up in the air.
07:42Brad.
07:43That's it.
07:43You got it.
07:44Keep it going.
07:44Keep it going.
07:45All right.
07:45Come.
07:45No, no, no.
07:46Hit the ground.
07:47It hit the ground.
07:47Brad.
07:48Hold it.
07:48Brad.
07:49Brad.
07:50Brad.
07:50Come back.
07:51Come back.
07:52If it hits the ground, it's up.
07:53If it hits the ground, it's up.
07:55Here you go.
07:56Here you go.
07:56Hit the ground.
07:57Next.
07:57You got 20 seconds.
08:00No.
08:01Once it hits the ground, it's up.
08:02You got it.
08:03Keep it going.
08:04All right.
08:05Next one.
08:05You still have 10 seconds to go.
08:13All right.
08:14He's got the clock.
08:15Woo!
08:17Look at that.
08:18With four seconds left to go.
08:21Go.
08:22Come over here.
08:23I'll take this.
08:24And come over here.
08:25Just join us over here.
08:27And boy, that was...
08:29It didn't look like you had a chance.
08:31That was hard.
08:33How come you said to me at the beginning it was a snap?
08:36Well, it's okay.
08:37I'll do better next time.
08:38You don't have to do better.
08:39You don't have to do better.
08:40I'm giving you $500 for that stunt.
08:42That brings you up to $1,000 for today.
08:45And...
08:47And...
08:48You're on your way to more money.
08:49And in a moment, we'll come back with both couples.
08:51And the ladies will lock horns.
08:53But let's watch these commercials after this thrust.
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09:08Once again, here's Monty.
09:13Welcome back to Beat the Clock.
09:14Now, ladies, Sue Ann and Miriam, we have a very interesting one for you.
09:18We call...
09:18No, a gentleman can sit.
09:19Brad, you can rest.
09:20You've done your work.
09:21But if she brings home the bacon, you'll be appearing in the next one in just about a minute or
09:24so.
09:24This one is called Cold Hands.
09:26Let me feel your hands.
09:27Warm.
09:29Warm.
09:29But they'll be cold in just a moment.
09:31Because look what we have for both you girls way back here.
09:33All the way up behind here, we have some ice cubes.
09:38That's right.
09:39Ice cubes inside your bowl.
09:41And isn't this interesting?
09:43Red ice cubes for the girl in red.
09:45Green ice cubes for the girl in green.
09:46Now, when you get down on your knees, you may do so.
09:50Get down on your knees, you will take the cubes one at a time.
09:54Remember.
09:54And, of course, it's a bowling alley.
09:56As you can see, all you have to do is knock those cups down.
09:58The first person to knock down, you'll be knocking down the blue cups.
10:01Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have green cups.
10:03But you'll be knocking down the blue cups.
10:04You'll knock down the red cups.
10:06First one to knock them all down is the winner.
10:08This is a competition.
10:08You have one minute.
10:10And when the minute is up, the one who is leading will be declared the winner if you don't get
10:14them all down.
10:14Are you ready?
10:15Yes.
10:15Start your hurling.
10:17Ready, go.
10:20All right, we've got one blue down.
10:24One at a time.
10:25One at a time.
10:26One at a time.
10:28One at a time.
10:28All right.
10:30Okay.
10:31One at a time.
10:32One at a time.
10:34One at a time.
10:35Here they go.
10:37All right.
10:38Oh, look at those reds go down.
10:42One at a time, dear.
10:47One at a time.
10:48One at a time.
10:48All right, stop the clock.
10:50Stop the clock.
10:51All the reds are down.
10:53Come on, Sue Ann, Miriam.
10:55Come over here.
10:58Very well done, Sue Ann.
10:59You've got all the reds down.
11:00And there were still time, lots of time on the clock.
11:02You were doing very, very well indeed.
11:03So back to the boys we go, and we take a look at the red team and add another $500
11:09to this score.
11:10The red team has $1,500.
11:12Now, Brad, you were anxious to join them before?
11:16Oh, all the time. Ready to go. Always ready.
11:18Oh, you'll love this one. You really will love this one.
11:21How long have you kids been going together?
11:22Three. Three years.
11:24Three. It could be three days, the way things are these days.
11:26Three years, huh?
11:27Uh-huh.
11:28Three years. Long time.
11:30Yeah.
11:30Yeah. All right.
11:31Well, I think because the reason I ask this question is we have a very interesting stunt for you.
11:36See, what we want you to do is working as a team right over here on either side,
11:40one on the left here and one on the right,
11:42I want you to transport one of the hard-boiled eggs, just one,
11:45all the way down here and put it into this egg cup so that it sits in the egg cup.
11:50And if you can do that in this amount of time, take a look at this.
11:54On the clock.
11:57You have 50 seconds, and if you can do it, you'll get another $500.
12:02You are not allowed to use your hands, so how will you transport the egg?
12:06And I'll show you how.
12:08Watch my mouth. Ready?
12:09You'll get a good pucker going.
12:14Okay. And then, if you can do that, then you can hold it one on each side.
12:18I want to see a good pucker from you. Ready?
12:20Can you get a hold of this thing?
12:21Can you get a good hold?
12:22All right.
12:23When I say go, get it into that egg cup.
12:25No hands.
12:25Hands behind your back.
12:26Ready?
12:28Go.
12:30Nicely done.
12:32Nicely done.
12:34Oh.
12:37Look at how they're doing.
12:41Hands behind your back, please.
12:43Hands behind your back.
12:44You've done it.
12:45You've done it.
12:52Now, I have to admit, I have to admit, when I tried this stunt before, with various...
12:58Well, maybe it was because I tried it with the producer.
13:01And we don't pucker well at each other.
13:03You two kids, I think there was a look in your eye that said,
13:06we've got the pucker down pat.
13:07The pucker down pat.
13:09Yeah, it's very good.
13:09Well, whatever it was, you got the hard-boiled egg down pat too,
13:12right inside the egg bowl.
13:14And take a look at your score, another $500.
13:16The kids now have $2,000.
13:22All right.
13:24But the real test comes up when we return from these messages,
13:27because then you'll be playing the green team to see who goes into the bonus round
13:31with a chance to win up to $10,000.
13:33Don't go far away.
13:43Well, we're going to do some shuffling right now.
13:45We want to play the bonus shuffle.
13:46I want everybody, I know you can see it,
13:49but I want the folks in our studio audience and at home to see
13:51that we've got this shuffleboard marked out in divisions that range from $300
13:57all the way up through $4,000, $5,000, $6,000, $7,000, $9,000 to $1,000.
14:04That's the way you want to play this game,
14:06because the team that ends up with a disc touching the highest amount of money
14:09will be the winner.
14:11And that's the team that will go ahead and play our bonus round for 10 times that amount,
14:15so that if you touch $800 and win, you get $800 in cash,
14:18and then play the bonus for $8,000.
14:20This is the all-important game that makes the new champion.
14:24Maybe the old champion, maybe a new champion.
14:26Let me warn you not to throw your disc over the end.
14:29It will be out of commission.
14:31Same thing if it goes off the side,
14:33and the same thing if it doesn't hit the money amounts.
14:35So if it stops short of $300, we'll take it out of play,
14:37and it'll be worthless to you.
14:40All right, now, notice that the red team has three discs.
14:43The green team has two.
14:45The reason for that is the red team is winning $2,000 to nil.
14:48They get the advantage going in.
14:49That means they'll have the first and the last disc.
14:52Ladies will go first, and then you'll alternate.
14:54Then you decide who takes the last one.
14:56Okay, so are you ready to go?
14:59Sue Ann followed by Miriam.
15:00Sue Ann is warming up.
15:02Here comes the first toss.
15:05Sue Ann takes a nice shot.
15:08Touching $600.
15:10Now Miriam is going to decide whether she's going to knock it off
15:13or whether she's going to pass it.
15:14Miriam takes a shot.
15:15Sliding by the $600 and has a lead.
15:18All right, now, they both have $600, but the green is in the lead.
15:22This is the one in the lead so far.
15:23Red takes his second shot.
15:25Brad moving.
15:26He's going to try and knock the green out.
15:27Here he comes.
15:28He does knock the green out.
15:29Very good.
15:32And at the same time, the red is touching $900.
15:36The red is touching $900.
15:37Boy, what a tough job for green to sneak past that one
15:39and get by this one, too.
15:41Here he comes.
15:42Will it stop in time?
15:44Oh, it went off the board.
15:46Well, Brad, you have one more disc left if you want to try it
15:49or do you want to just be content with your $900?
15:51He's going to go.
15:53He's going to...
15:53Well, let's see what happens.
15:55No, he just went completely off the board.
15:57And so, it's $900 for Brad and Sue Ann.
16:03And in just a moment, Brad and Sue Ann will come back to play our bonus round
16:07for 10 times 900 or $9,000.
16:12That's what you'll be playing for.
16:14So calm down.
16:15Take a good breather while we go into some commercial messages
16:17and then come back for that all-important $9,000.
16:20Brad, see you in just a minute.
16:31Well, folks, we're back now.
16:33And our two good-looking kids here, Brad and Sue Ann,
16:36have earned the right to play the bonus game for 10 times 900,
16:39which is $9,000.
16:42You tried this one yesterday when you were champions.
16:44Brad tried it, missed.
16:45Who's going to try it today?
16:46I'm going to let Sue Ann do it this time.
16:49I think I know why.
16:50Because if it doesn't work, at least you're even, right?
16:53Okay, but if it does work, she'll lord it over you for a long time.
16:56All right, let's bring in the pool cue.
16:57You know how this one works.
16:59We have a pool cue, we have a cylinder, and we have an enlarged penny.
17:03What we want you to do is maneuver this
17:04so that it finally ends up flat on top of the cylinder as such.
17:08Okay, and if you can do it within the time limit we have set for you,
17:12you will have earned $9,000.
17:15I'll set it for you in just a moment, dear, just a moment.
17:17Let's take a look at the clock and see how much time we have for this.
17:2240 seconds, 40 seconds.
17:24We'll hold it over here, and when you say you're ready, I'll let go.
17:28Here we go.
17:29Slow, Sue Ann, slow it.
17:34There you go.
17:35Nice, nice, nice, nice to watch.
17:37Nice, nice to watch.
17:38Easy, easy, easy for me.
17:42Easy, easy for me.
17:44Easy for me.
17:47Twenty-three seconds.
17:49$9,000.
17:53Balanced it on top.
17:54Balanced it on top.
17:56Nice and easy.
17:57Balanced it on top.
17:58You have ten seconds.
18:12you see what you did here you had it here you had it here but if with you to drop
18:16the rod it
18:17would have gone just sound like that I'll tell you when it's flat it will just stay immobile
18:20all right sorry you didn't get it it was a marvelous try and remember this if you win
18:26again next time out you'll have another shot at this and maybe by now both of you know how to
18:31work
18:31it we'll find out we'll find out meantime we'll come back and talk to these kids and
18:36Miriam and Grant right after these commercial messages
18:50well Miriam and Grant I guess we didn't get too much time to spend with you today but it was
18:55delightful having you on the show and the loan officer at the bank and the hypnotherapist and
19:00marriage counselor here are going to go back and perform some good good work I'm looking at his
19:05eyes and I can't close off the show he's got me entranced but we have nothing on the board but
19:10some lovely gifts for you backstage so thank you Grant and Miriam wonderful seeing you Brad and
19:15Sue Ann what can I say you had another $2,900 to what you've already won your total is now
19:19going up to $5,700 all together and a chance to come back again tomorrow and meet another couple
19:26perhaps be another champion so tomorrow these lovely kids are going to meet a new team of
19:30challengers why don't you join us then till then this is beat the clock and I'm Monty Hall bye bye
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