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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Good friends!
00:01:10Thanks!
00:01:22Oh!
00:01:40You see me?
00:01:50Break up.
00:01:59Yep, my girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:17Ouch. How about I buy us a drink, and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not. I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49To her break.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:03:18AVAILABLE NOW
00:04:54Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want... I mean, you're very...
00:05:15You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr. Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry. I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:14I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one. I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00It says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for
00:08:18you.
00:08:23Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No.
00:11:50If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:07No the hell, I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll
00:12:21never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:34What?
00:13:57I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry, I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily, you should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, I can't.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:09at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't
00:15:13let
00:15:14me go, so I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:25I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me, and I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh, it wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Mm-hmm.
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:12I...
00:16:13I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:29It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:40But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:47I didn't...
00:17:56No.
00:17:58No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and we were really close.
00:18:13one day
00:18:15when we were little
00:18:16I slipped and fell in the pool
00:18:20and she attempted to save me
00:18:25but I couldn't save her
00:18:31I've never told anyone
00:18:32but my family that
00:18:41I'm so sorry
00:18:46I never had any siblings
00:18:49but I had a younger cousin
00:18:51and two months before he turned 11
00:18:56and he got diagnosed with
00:19:01he didn't make it to his birthday
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you Jake
00:19:11thank you
00:19:15for sharing your past with me
00:19:19thank you
00:19:21for listening to mine
00:19:35you know
00:19:47let's see how they handle
00:19:49date number two
00:19:55alright let's go and warm up those bodies
00:19:58getting the body moving
00:19:59feeling good
00:20:01wait are you
00:20:04are you promoting the app
00:20:09am I on camera
00:20:11nope I'm just a guy on a date
00:20:15what you talking about Jake
00:20:17I don't know I've never met this woman in my life
00:20:20oh come on you're the love swipe guy
00:20:25love swipe guy
00:20:27what have you got to do with the app
00:20:28absolutely nothing at all
00:20:30what no you're the
00:20:37gosh I'm so sorry
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person
00:20:42let's dance
00:20:42you think you can handle that
00:20:44um yeah oh yeah
00:20:46oh yeah I hear me
00:20:47this is it
00:20:48mama
00:20:49you're being stiff
00:20:50see oh I'm kind of better than you
00:20:52I don't think you are
00:20:53you're a little stiff
00:20:55uh oh you're doing it wrong
00:20:56come in
00:20:57come in
00:20:59whoa
00:21:08whoa
00:21:22damn your charming willingness to fail Jake Wright
00:21:26let's see you squeeze out of the truth
00:21:29in date number three
00:21:37admit your greatest failure
00:21:42you're gonna think I'm a loser
00:21:45I would never
00:21:48okay
00:21:49here it goes
00:21:51I dropped out of law school
00:21:53I was really good at it but
00:21:56this one summer I took this internship
00:21:57at this huge law firm
00:21:59and
00:22:01they were horrible to me
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall
00:22:08I gave up on my dream
00:22:10because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:14well I think that you should try again
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it
00:22:18and I think you'd look pretty good
00:22:20in a power pants suit
00:22:23what about you
00:22:27oh
00:22:29you know I
00:22:30I was just
00:22:32fired
00:22:33rather dramatically
00:22:35from a major
00:22:37social media company
00:22:38right as it was getting huge
00:22:40so
00:22:43so
00:22:43you work in tech
00:22:45yeah
00:22:46yep
00:22:46I work in tech
00:22:50why did you
00:22:51want to become a lawyer
00:22:53ask Jake
00:22:53what he does for a living
00:22:55what do you do for a living
00:22:58I told you
00:22:59I'm in tech
00:23:00okay
00:23:01but what does that mean
00:23:02tell the truth
00:23:06I work
00:23:08in
00:23:08uh
00:23:10I
00:23:12for a startup
00:23:13very
00:23:15secret
00:23:15startup
00:23:17unfortunately
00:23:17I
00:23:19wish I could say more
00:23:20but I signed an NDA
00:23:21so I just
00:23:22oh
00:23:23I totally understand
00:23:25can you promise me something
00:23:29don't ever lie to me
00:23:31please
00:23:33I promise
00:23:36what is happening
00:23:37why don't I have cameras
00:23:39in the restaurant
00:23:41I need to see Jake
00:23:43get what's coming to him
00:23:44maybe a little pain is in order
00:23:45Dustin
00:23:46you're up
00:23:50alright you two
00:23:51I'm Master Allison
00:23:52and I'll be instructing you today
00:23:54first things first
00:23:55we're gonna get
00:23:56a feel for your training level
00:23:58let's do you first
00:23:59doll
00:24:00her name's Lily
00:24:01okay
00:24:02Lily doll
00:24:03see what you got
00:24:04do some one two combos
00:24:06something in
00:24:09yeah
00:24:09alright
00:24:10a little harder
00:24:11let's go
00:24:11alright
00:24:12yeah you can do it
00:24:13a little harder
00:24:13boom boom
00:24:14good
00:24:14good job
00:24:15alright next
00:24:16we're gonna test
00:24:16your reflexes
00:24:17hey
00:24:19that's enough
00:24:21you okay
00:24:22yeah fine
00:24:23just
00:24:23there's something
00:24:24I should probably tell you
00:24:26alright next
00:24:26bud
00:24:26come here
00:24:27say
00:24:28ain't you that
00:24:30CEO tech guy
00:24:33no
00:24:34not me
00:24:35yeah your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:37beat your ass
00:24:38what
00:24:39what's he talking about Jake
00:24:41I don't know
00:24:42but this guy needs
00:24:43to learn some manners
00:24:48Jake
00:24:49I promise you
00:24:50you don't need to do this
00:24:51nobody hits my girl
00:24:52and gets away with it
00:24:53I'm your girl
00:24:56maybe
00:25:06you good
00:25:06yeah
00:25:07I'm sorry
00:25:09can't pretend to shoot
00:25:11is this guy's deal
00:25:12I don't know
00:25:13but
00:25:14just stay here for a minute
00:25:15there's something I need to show you
00:25:17hey Lily wait
00:25:17he's crazy
00:25:25that was amazing
00:25:27I've been training for years
00:25:29it's really sweet
00:25:30you tried to protect me
00:25:31but
00:25:31next time
00:25:33ask if I need help
00:25:53let's get out of here
00:25:58date number four
00:26:05where's your bathroom
00:26:07it's just
00:26:08right there
00:26:18you know you didn't have to
00:26:19bring me home
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:24you're a trained fighter
00:26:25there's a lot of things
00:26:26I haven't told you
00:26:30there's a lot of things
00:26:30I want to show you
00:26:32oh yeah
00:26:34like what
00:26:54come here and I'll show you
00:26:55I'll show you
00:26:56all my life
00:26:58I was looking for a sign
00:27:08wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:13sometimes you can see things when it in time
00:27:22wish you had a truth
00:27:33you have the most
00:27:35beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:48it's yours
00:27:49it's yours
00:27:51you can touch me
00:28:06hold on
00:28:07hold on a second
00:28:07it's okay
00:28:09I want to
00:28:12please stop
00:28:16what's wrong
00:28:17I want you
00:28:20so much
00:28:24I have to wait for the app
00:28:27we have to wait for the app
00:28:29are you kidding
00:28:30screw that stupid app
00:28:36the app isn't stupid
00:28:39I'm sorry
00:28:39I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:46okay
00:28:50fine
00:28:51I guess I'll
00:28:53see you at our next date
00:29:03that was too damn close for comfort
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:13it's time for the contingency
00:29:30what the hell
00:29:33where is she
00:29:36what are you talking about
00:29:38Lily what are you doing
00:29:39don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily please
00:29:42just tell me where she is
00:29:44okay don't lie to me
00:29:45I will end things right here
00:29:46I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me
00:29:49okay
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:50I'm not an idiot Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53tell me where she is
00:29:55there's no one here
00:29:56who are you talking about
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:30:06it was just here
00:30:09what are you talking about
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12with nudes of some woman
00:30:13in your apartment
00:30:14and they weren't selfies
00:30:15so I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:19but there is
00:30:20no woman
00:30:21naked or clothed
00:30:23in here
00:30:25you are the only person
00:30:26I want to make it
00:30:27in my apartment Lily
00:30:29really
00:30:30I swear it
00:30:32I'm sorry
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:35I can't go through that again
00:30:38you won't have to
00:30:43I promise
00:30:52what are you doing
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:57I want you
00:30:59right now
00:31:07baby it's you
00:31:12it's you
00:31:14it's you
00:31:18it's you
00:31:39I'm sorry
00:31:42I'm sorry
00:31:45I'm sorry
00:31:46I just
00:31:46I really want to, it's just
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:52And you know what?
00:31:55Love Swipe is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00Okay, yeah
00:32:03We can wait
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14As soon as Love Swipe gives us permission
00:32:18You can have me
00:32:21All of me
00:32:31Yes
00:32:50Oh no
00:32:54So he's definitely not a
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No, I found the condom the next morning
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch
00:33:01And made me eggs
00:33:02You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:08But yeah
00:33:09Yeah, I do
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25I wasn't really talking about
00:33:28I'm joking, yeah, you're being an ass right
00:33:30I'm honest
00:33:30It makes you small
00:33:36Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:52And then he'll be mine again
00:33:54My friends didn't tell him yet
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app
00:34:07Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:29My friends
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents
00:34:34Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him
00:34:44Okay
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47But that's because I trust you
00:34:50And you have to promise
00:34:51Not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:58I'm, uh
00:35:02I started a
00:35:07I started an app
00:35:09And I'm looking for investors
00:35:13And I'm just
00:35:14Poor app developer
00:35:15Looking for backing
00:35:18I'm sorry
00:35:19Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you
00:35:24Just
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:33Oh, she wants honesty
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it
00:35:41So
00:35:54So
00:35:56What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like
00:35:57Your parents pay your rent
00:36:00Or
00:36:01You're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02But just not as rich
00:36:03As a super rich tech guy
00:36:04All I can say is
00:36:06If this app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:10You got this
00:36:14Okay
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17That's so crazy
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:21Actually, it's
00:36:22Perceived intuition is
00:36:24Machine learning
00:36:25From
00:36:26Thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35Well
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:38There's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:42Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere
00:36:48I gotta be
00:36:48We should get out of here
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you
00:36:56Lily Niblock
00:36:57Prepare
00:36:58For heartbreak
00:37:01So
00:37:02How does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:06And makes
00:37:07Little TV show noises
00:37:09Nervous
00:37:10But excited
00:37:13That's it
00:37:14True
00:37:14So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes
00:37:22I'm sure
00:37:24Ask about his job
00:37:28So
00:37:29Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for
00:37:40Statistical analysis
00:37:43And one for
00:37:44Social media scrubbing
00:37:45Social media scrubbing
00:37:48Like our dating app?
00:37:49Yep
00:37:50Just like that
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well
00:37:58Are you okay?
00:38:01Yeah
00:38:02Yep
00:38:08There isn't anything
00:38:09Anything you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:13I'm pulling for you
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay
00:38:28Okay
00:38:28Okay
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:47I swear
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I
00:39:04Yes
00:39:06I'm ready to find love
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure
00:39:13Lily, what's
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17Jake, I promise
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing
00:39:22Sorry, that's
00:39:23Not the more
00:39:24You said that you were ready
00:39:25For real love
00:39:28I'm sorry
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58About the app
00:40:00Yeah
00:40:12So
00:40:14What's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no
00:40:16Nothing
00:40:17Um
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:21Um
00:40:22I
00:40:23I was really
00:40:25Hurting
00:40:26After we broke up
00:40:28So
00:40:29After a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:32Downloaded the app
00:40:33And
00:40:34I matched with someone
00:40:35And
00:40:37Jake
00:40:39You were right
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean
00:40:43I met someone, Jake
00:40:44The app works
00:40:46And I'm proof
00:40:47I mean
00:40:48We are talking
00:40:49About getting married
00:40:51Great
00:40:52Well, I'm
00:40:53I'm happy for you
00:40:56Well
00:40:57What about you?
00:40:58Have you
00:40:59Matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh
00:41:01Yeah
00:41:03Yeah?
00:41:05Okay
00:41:05Tell me about her
00:41:06Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly
00:41:09It's
00:41:11Things aren't going that well
00:41:15Well
00:41:17You don't
00:41:18You're not trying to say
00:41:19It's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20Because
00:41:20I mean
00:41:20I know the app works
00:41:22You were right
00:41:23All along, Jake
00:41:28I just don't know anymore
00:41:31Well
00:41:31Well
00:41:33I really hope you two
00:41:34Work things out
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you
00:41:41In person
00:41:43We really did
00:41:43Make something special
00:41:45Together
00:41:55Okay
00:41:55Just because
00:41:57Me and my match
00:41:58Are having issues
00:42:01I'm falling in love
00:42:02With her
00:42:03And I'm happy for you
00:42:04But I think you should go
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake
00:42:08I'm so sorry
00:42:09You're
00:42:09You're right
00:42:10Again
00:42:11You know
00:42:12We're
00:42:13In love with other people
00:42:14And I need to respect that
00:42:18I'm sorry
00:42:28We got you, Jake
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32Feels about this
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42All men are liars
00:42:45And the worst part is
00:42:46The two of you
00:42:46Made me a liar
00:42:47I can't even trust
00:42:49My own heart
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily
00:42:53Screw you, Tim
00:43:05Five minutes ago
00:43:08That asshole
00:43:16Get you, all right
00:43:18Lily
00:43:19It's so good to see you
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:27Who?
00:43:29Don't gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30See, I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32Yeah, I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35Liar
00:43:36You're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no
00:43:48This can't be happening again
00:43:49Lily
00:43:50Give me your phone
00:43:54Just what I thought
00:43:54No traditional trace of malware
00:43:57So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email
00:44:03And that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:06Because I was kissing another woman in it
00:44:12Wait
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:15That woman
00:44:17Was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18And she is a
00:44:20Brilliant
00:44:21Coder and hacker
00:44:23But also
00:44:26Extremely
00:44:26Unstable
00:44:29But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to
00:44:35Tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:38But then she
00:44:40She kissed me
00:44:42Just for a moment
00:44:46But in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:50How much that I love you
00:44:53That you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again
00:45:08Take right
00:45:09You kissed another woman
00:45:11And then you hid it from me
00:45:14Lily, please stop
00:45:16I'm sorry
00:45:18Yeah
00:45:19You are
00:45:19Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:23All I know is that
00:45:24I can't stand me in the same room
00:45:25As you right now
00:45:29Lily, wait
00:45:31Lily
00:45:37Oh my god
00:45:38Did you see the look
00:45:39On that sad bitch's face
00:45:42Now
00:45:43It's time to put the final nail
00:45:45In this girl's coffin
00:45:53You and Jake Wright
00:45:54Have been unmatched
00:45:57What?
00:45:59No
00:46:03True love awaits
00:46:04With your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:09This can't be happening
00:46:12Come on Jake
00:46:13Please pick up
00:46:15Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:17I just got a notification
00:46:19We were unmatched on the app
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues
00:46:29And if I'm being honest
00:46:30I want to
00:46:31Sex here
00:46:32A woman who's super intelligent
00:46:33And ready for real love
00:46:34Jake, wait
00:46:39I can't believe him
00:46:44True love awaits
00:46:45With your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:47All right
00:46:48Mitchell Stevens
00:46:50Get ready to meet
00:46:51The hottest girl
00:46:51You've ever seen
00:47:02You must be Lily
00:47:04Might I say
00:47:05Your profile picture
00:47:06Does not do that
00:47:07Beautiful body justice
00:47:09God damn
00:47:10So
00:47:12Mitchell
00:47:13Was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18And I get laid
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry
00:47:21You will
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe
00:47:25Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No
00:47:26It's not
00:47:27And you already said that
00:47:29Sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31By that tight pod
00:47:32You're rocking
00:47:33Underneath that dress
00:47:34Can't wait to get
00:47:35That thing off
00:47:36And on my floor
00:47:37Where it belongs
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:40Listen
00:47:41Hey, wait
00:47:43Tonight's the night
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46The truth
00:47:46About creating Love Swipe
00:47:47And if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50For the rest of my life
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily
00:47:54Hey, wait
00:47:56Let go of my arm
00:47:57Hey, the app hooked us up, babe
00:47:59We're soulmates
00:48:00Meant to be
00:48:01I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:05I love Jake
00:48:09I love Jake
00:48:10And I need to go
00:48:11Right now
00:48:12Hey, not so fast
00:48:19Get off me, you creep
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27No, Jake, wait
00:48:30Jake
00:48:32Jake, wait
00:48:35Please
00:48:36It's not what it seems
00:48:39Really
00:48:40Really
00:48:40Because I just watched you
00:48:41Kiss another man
00:48:42That wasn't me
00:48:43On our seventh day
00:48:44Please
00:48:45Let me explain
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain
00:48:48You got cheated up
00:48:49On your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me
00:48:53We were unmatched
00:48:56I called you
00:48:57And you broke it off
00:48:58You humiliated me
00:49:00Stop lying to me, Lily
00:49:03I want us to be honest
00:49:04With each other
00:49:05But you're lying
00:49:06To my face
00:49:08I'm not lying to you
00:49:15Love's wife matched me
00:49:17With that stupid meathead
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20To get back at you
00:49:21And when I saw him
00:49:24When he kissed me
00:49:27I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30Was you
00:49:31Please
00:49:32Please
00:49:32You have to believe me
00:49:38You're saying that
00:49:39All that happened
00:49:41Today
00:49:42That I called you
00:49:43And we unmatched
00:49:44And I broke up with you
00:49:45I guess
00:49:46Why would I lie about that
00:49:48It's not safe
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me
00:49:52What do you mean
00:49:53It's not safe
00:49:53Trust me
00:49:54We need to go right now
00:49:56Okay
00:49:57Let's go
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin
00:50:04They moved overseas
00:50:05So it's all mine now
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:11I don't understand
00:50:12Why is it safe here
00:50:15No cell phone service
00:50:16No internet
00:50:19It's just us here
00:50:22Okay
00:50:22Jake, I need you to explain
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this
00:50:31Do you remember
00:50:33My ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you
00:50:43The day
00:50:46I broke up with her
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill
00:50:50I will destroy you, Jake Wright
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58What she said
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's
00:51:02Capable of doing
00:51:05It's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08Safe
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:14She sounds
00:51:17Unwell
00:51:20Wow
00:51:22You look
00:51:23So beautiful
00:51:24Lolly
00:51:26You look
00:51:28Very handsome
00:51:32You don't know how much
00:51:34I wish this was our
00:51:35Seventh date
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me
00:51:44And I'll show you
00:52:04It's been a crazy day
00:52:06And I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08Me too
00:52:11Jake, I feel safe
00:52:13When I'm with you
00:52:16You know
00:52:17On the
00:52:18Seventh date
00:52:21Love swipe
00:52:22Gives couples
00:52:23The option
00:52:24To
00:52:29To what?
00:52:35Be with each other
00:52:38Well if love swipe says something
00:52:44Put me on the altar
00:52:46Cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48Silence underneath your flame
00:52:52Cut the cords around me
00:52:54As I speak your name
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same
00:52:59Even though I loved you
00:53:01It was all in vain
00:53:16This ends now
00:53:18No
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back
00:53:23Even if it means
00:53:25I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:26Once
00:53:27And for all
00:53:38Last night was
00:53:40I know
00:53:53We should be getting our notification
00:53:55For our last date
00:53:57If anything happens
00:53:59Just come to my place
00:54:00And we'll
00:54:01Deal with it together
00:54:03Don't worry about me
00:54:06Nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07Not even your
00:54:08Crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:21Okay
00:54:38You
00:54:39You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him
00:54:43Long guard bitch
00:54:47To love
00:54:47And to love swipe
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54In the wine lounge
00:54:56Of your favorite bar
00:54:59Aww
00:54:59The app is having us
00:55:00Do our final date
00:55:01In the wine lounge
00:55:02It's where our first date was
00:55:03It's so sweet
00:55:04Be careful Lily
00:55:06His ex sounds crazy
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down
00:55:11I
00:55:12I'm about to have another
00:55:13Amazing night
00:55:14With the man of my dreams
00:55:26See you next time
00:55:27Bye
00:55:28Bye
00:55:33Bye
00:55:34Bye
00:55:37Bye
00:55:37Bye
00:55:38Bye
00:55:38Bye
00:55:40Bye
00:55:42Bye
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:10Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11I love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:44You made me hurt her.
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, please?
00:57:00My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this...
00:57:45Let it go, please.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship, or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake!
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made...
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:35Dating apps together.
00:59:35Last month, we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48So you...
00:59:50You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought the app was going to change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a...
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that...
01:00:51I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04I can't see it.
01:01:05I can't see it.
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright.
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster.
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:27Jake, I still love you.
01:01:30Jake.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:50I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:55I forgive you.
01:01:55Jake, I...
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life, I found true, undying love.
01:02:38So.
01:02:46Lily New Buck, will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my Mr. Right.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:16And you make it make sense, how I hope anybody will do.
01:03:23You once felt like a stranger, still I believe in your plans.
01:03:35Nina, Nina.
01:03:36Here are the goals.
01:03:37I'm still going to try.
01:03:38You don't want to do this.
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