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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Let's get back to next.
00:01:10Let's go!
00:01:10It's go!
00:01:25Let's go!
00:01:27You should go!
00:01:33Go next!
00:01:36Go next!
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:51Break up.
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:55Sure.
00:03:09Amen.
00:03:18Bye.
00:03:21Bye.
00:03:21Bye.
00:03:22Bye.
00:04:39Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43You and I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:52Um...
00:04:53We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr... Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:58I'm...
00:05:59I'm...
00:06:01I'm...
00:06:03I'm...
00:06:08I'm...
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:14I...
00:06:15I get a little flirty...
00:06:16When I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:26Oh, I...
00:06:27Hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name and just...
00:06:32Yuck.
00:06:33Oh, well, I...
00:06:34Hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because...
00:06:37I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All.
00:07:33Mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and...
00:08:03And you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey.
00:08:22Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love and...
00:08:26And I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:33What?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the
00:09:12seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate love swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But...
00:10:42Just in case...
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss?
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:03The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you want.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download love swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily. This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself? You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love swipe. It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not. Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine. Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never
00:12:21forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48What?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:33What?
00:13:57I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:03I, let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily, you should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin!
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:09at school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:19When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh no!
00:15:29Yep.
00:15:29So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it.
00:17:32And I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:36I said I believe in love.
00:17:40But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:47Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with a...
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:36No...
00:19:37Ugh.
00:19:45All right.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right, let's go and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you? Are you promoting the app? Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy? What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry. I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance! You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah. Oh yeah, here we go. This is it.
00:20:48Mama, you're being stiff.
00:20:51See? Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are. You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up! Come in!
00:20:57What's that?
00:20:59Whoa!
00:21:00Whoa!
00:21:02Ooh!
00:21:08Ooh!
00:21:12Ooh!
00:21:14Ooh!
00:21:15Ooh!
00:21:16Ooh!
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream.
00:22:10Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:31I was just fired.
00:22:34Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:39Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So...
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you...
00:22:51Want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:01Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:09In, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very...
00:23:15Secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:18Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please?
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50Alright, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:02Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:10Alright.
00:24:10Little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12Alright.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:24Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:26Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:34No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31The next time...
00:25:33I ask if I need help.
00:25:37I'll take care of myself.
00:25:45It's really sweet.
00:25:46Are you interested in hearing this?
00:25:47You're so sorry for your appointment?
00:25:48Oh, I'll take care of myself.
00:25:51And listen to her.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:58T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T
00:25:59Where?
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just... right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There are a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:14Sometimes you can see things when it in time.
00:27:20Don't forget so much.
00:27:22I wish you had a dream.
00:27:33You have the most...
00:27:35beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:13I want the app.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you.
00:28:20So much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app.
00:28:32I know.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I...
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:44Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll...
00:28:52See you at our next date.
00:28:59Oh!
00:29:03That was too damn close for comfort!
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:34Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41I...
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me.
00:29:49Okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:06It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment
00:30:14and they weren't selfies so I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry.
00:30:19But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:58I'll see you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:16I'll see you.
00:31:24Right now.
00:31:27You.
00:31:28You.
00:31:28You.
00:31:35Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:44I'm sorry.
00:31:45I just...
00:31:46I really want to.
00:31:48It's just...
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:52And you know what?
00:31:55Love swipe is working.
00:31:58I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:14As soon as love swipe gives us permission,
00:32:18you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:50Oh no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:04Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There...
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:26I wasn't really talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:29Yeah.
00:33:29You're being an ass right there.
00:33:30That's fine.
00:33:31You see smoke?
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:50I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't pawn yet.
00:33:56I mean...
00:33:57Those two.
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:03Didn't they cheat on you?
00:34:04Behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09Can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright.
00:34:18Jake Wright.
00:34:18You're a 30 under 30.
00:34:22Uh...
00:34:22What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26Entendu.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:29My friends...
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him...
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm...
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But that's because I trust you,
00:34:50and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:35:00I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:13And I'm just a poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:24I just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:35Oh!
00:35:37She wants honesty!
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:54So...
00:35:56What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like...
00:35:58Your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or...
00:36:01You're still a rich tech guy,
00:36:02but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:07If this app takes off,
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's...
00:36:22Perceived intuition is...
00:36:24Machine learning.
00:36:26From thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:36Well...
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere...
00:36:47I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:57Prepare...
00:36:58For heartbreak.
00:37:01So...
00:37:02How does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes...
00:37:07Little TV show noises.
00:37:09Nervous.
00:37:10But excited.
00:37:13That's a true.
00:37:14So you ready?
00:37:15Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So...
00:37:29Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for...
00:37:41Statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yup.
00:37:50Just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:58Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yup.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm pulling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you attracted to me?
00:39:01And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:03I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:23You said that you were ready for the real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:54Please?
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:12What's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no.
00:40:16Nothing.
00:40:18Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:22Um...
00:40:22I...
00:40:23I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:28So...
00:40:29After a day or so, I...
00:40:32Downloaded the app and...
00:40:34I matched with someone.
00:40:37And...
00:40:38Jake...
00:40:39You were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:45The app works.
00:40:46And I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:52Great. Well, I'm...
00:40:53I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57Well...
00:40:57What about you?
00:40:58Have you, uh...
00:40:59Matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh...
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:10Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:16Well...
00:41:16You don't...
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because...
00:41:20I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:31Well...
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:56Just because...
00:41:57Me and my match are having issues...
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you.
00:42:04But I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:09You're right.
00:42:10Again.
00:42:11You know, we're...
00:42:12We're...
00:42:13In love with other people.
00:42:14And...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:28We got you, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:33Thanks.
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:42All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:48I...
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:54Screw you, Tim.
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:07That asshole!
00:43:15Get you.
00:43:16Alright.
00:43:18Lily.
00:43:19It's so good to see you.
00:43:21Hey, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me.
00:43:29I'm not crazy.
00:43:30I...
00:43:31I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Yeah, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:54Just what I thought.
00:43:55No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted.
00:44:06Because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:13Wait.
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:19And she is a brilliant coder and hacker, but also extremely unstable.
00:44:29But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she...
00:44:40She kissed me.
00:44:42Just for a moment.
00:44:46But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:53That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:09Take right...
00:45:09You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:13Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah, you are.
00:45:19Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:37Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:46:00No, I...
00:46:03True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake, please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21See, Mom?
00:46:22Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I want to assess you a woman who's super intelligent
00:46:33and ready for real love.
00:46:34Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:47:02You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:11So, uh, Mitchell, was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:17I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Will you come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No. It's not. And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight bod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs. You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait!
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:47And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait!
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:57Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you. I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake.
00:48:10And I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:18Get off me, you creep!
00:48:26Jake...
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:31Jake...
00:48:32No, Jake, wait!
00:48:32Jake...
00:48:33Jake, wait!
00:48:35Please, it's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day!
00:48:44Please, let me explain!
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me!
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you and you broke it off. You humiliated me!
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face!
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me with that stupid meat head.
00:49:18I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him...
00:49:23When he kissed me...
00:49:28I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened...
00:49:40Today.
00:49:42That I called you.
00:49:43And we unmatched and I broke up with you.
00:49:45I guess why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Jack, you trust me. We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember...
00:50:33...My ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:44The day...
00:50:46...I broke up with her.
00:50:48Yes, you.
00:50:50I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said...
00:51:00...what I'm afraid she's...
00:51:02...capable of doing.
00:51:05It's the only place...
00:51:07...I feel like we're...
00:51:08...safe.
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:14She sounds...
00:51:16...unwell.
00:51:19Wow.
00:51:22You look...
00:51:23...so beautiful, Lily.
00:51:27You look...
00:51:28...very handsome.
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me...
00:51:44...and I'll show you.
00:52:04It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06...and I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I...
00:52:12...I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:17You know, on the...
00:52:18...seventh date...
00:52:20...love swipe...
00:52:22...gives couples the option to...
00:52:29...to what?
00:52:35...be with each other.
00:52:38Well, if love swipe says so...
00:53:05...and...
00:53:05...to what?
00:53:14...to what?
00:53:16This...
00:53:17...ends...
00:53:18...now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back...
00:53:24...even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock...
00:53:27...once...
00:53:27...and for all.
00:53:38Last night was...
00:53:40...I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification...
00:53:55...for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens...
00:53:59...just come to my place...
00:54:00...and we'll...
00:54:01...deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:05Nothing could keep me from you...
00:54:07...not even your...
00:54:08...crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love...
00:54:48...and to love swipe.
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous...
00:54:55...in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aww, the app is having us...
00:55:00...do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was.
00:55:04It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily.
00:55:06His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down.
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night...
00:55:14...with the man of my dreams.
00:55:46You know...
00:55:46You...
00:55:46...and what's going on?
00:55:47But if you want to get a while, let's go...
00:55:48You got this one?
00:55:49You are done.
00:55:50You got this one?
00:55:51You got this one?
00:55:51You got this one?
00:55:52Who is this one?
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:12Love's White said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Please.
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:48So was you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21Don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:31His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man.
00:57:35On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:37Oh!
00:57:38You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize!
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's why I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake.
00:58:18You came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please.
00:58:32Don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:41Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:55or I'm gonna put a hole in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made dating apps together.
00:59:35Last month we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48So you...
00:59:50You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you before we even had the idea for Love Swipe.
01:00:34You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a...
01:00:44Brilliant.
01:00:46Beautiful.
01:00:47And powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that...
01:00:52I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily...
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you.
01:01:41In my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:51I...
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:53I forgive you.
01:01:55I forgive you.
01:01:56Jake, I...
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:03I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:15Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:18I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I used Love Swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life, I found true undying love.
01:02:39So...
01:02:46Lily, did you book?
01:02:48Will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:58Yes.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake.
01:03:03My...
01:03:03My Mr. Right.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:11Yes, Jake.
01:03:20My...
01:03:20I will marry you.
01:03:21What a shadow of being your wife.
01:03:34Oh, yeah.
01:03:36I have one outside.
01:03:37I will marry you.
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