00:15All right, all right, all right, everybody, I need your attention.
00:17Now, as you know, the guys from Bungie asked us to help them show off the new maps they made
00:21for Halo 3.
00:22They even sent a representative from Bungie to show us around.
00:25Someone from Bungie's coming to hang out with us?
00:27That's not what I said.
00:31Hey, guys, how's everyone doing today?
00:33Oh, cool. That guy, he's famous.
00:35Exactly.
00:36What? Come on, that's Guilty Spark. He's like one of the main characters.
00:40Yeah, we couldn't get the actual Guilty Spark, so this is the Spark's lighting and stunt double.
00:44What?
00:44I got the job because I look like Mr. Spark.
00:46That's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
00:48Yep, and they even let me give tours on the weekend to earn extra money.
00:51Lamest thing until I just heard that.
00:53Anyway, Ralph is here to show us around.
00:55Who?
00:56Ralph. Ralph? Who the hell is Ralph?
00:58That's me.
00:59Yeah, him.
01:00Come on, can you have a better name? Like Super Spark Jr.? Or something like Eyeball 3000.
01:05Or Ricard.
01:06Dude, Eyeball 3000 for sure.
01:08Well, that's not really my name. I just prefer it if you would...
01:10Like I was saying, Eyeball 3000 is here to give me and Sarge a VIP tour of all the new
01:15levels.
01:15You just added the VIP part, didn't you?
01:17Uh, yeah.
01:18Let's start the tour right here. What do you think?
01:23Think of what?
01:23This new level. It's called Foundry.
01:26This? This is a big empty room!
01:29Actually, it has a default configuration of crates and objects, but we deleted all the items so that you can
01:34use the level as a blank slate.
01:36Now, with the new objects available in Forge, you can make any kind of arena that you want.
01:40Okay, be honest. Since it's split with Microsoft, the programming budget just ain't what it used to be. Is that
01:45it?
01:46Okay, um, why don't you guys just stay here and check this place out while me and Sarge inspect the
01:50next one.
01:50Come on, try configuring the room in new and exciting ways. See what you can come up with in Forge.
01:55What are we supposed to do with an empty room?
01:57Use your imagination.
01:59My imagination? This game is only rated M for Mature. I reserve my imagination for the adults only...
02:04Yeah, okay. Let's move on.
02:07Alright! Woo! Woo!
02:09Yeah!
02:11Alright! Woo-hoo!
02:12In the corner!
02:13Woo! Watch it!
02:15This is Rat's Nest, based on the Crow's Nest level and campaign.
02:19Coming through!
02:20Except it's been redesigned for a multiplayer experience.
02:23Cool!
02:24Hey, this outer track, does this thing go all the way around?
02:27Yes.
02:28And in here, you'll find a shortcut that leads to either base.
02:31So, you can take the vehicles around the outside, or you can run straight up the middle to the enemy's
02:36territory.
02:36Straight up the middle? That's like hitting them from behind, but in front!
02:40Hey, what are these things?
02:41Uh, please don't touch those.
02:43Oh, why? Because they belong to Red Team?
02:44No. Because they're armed, and they have a 20 megaton payload.
02:48Oh. Yeah, those are good reasons, too.
02:51Hey, look at this! It's a central turret that can be used against either team! Preferably Blue Team!
02:57Either team? Man, Caboose is gonna have a heyday with that thing.
03:01Nah, crap. That reminds me. We should probably go and check on them. Make sure they haven't broken anything.
03:06Good idea. Let's go.
03:12Hey, check it out, Sarge! We've been running experiments while you were gone!
03:15What is that thing?
03:16It simulates a zero-gravity environment by using a series of grav-lifts, all aimed at a precise location.
03:21It lets us accelerate objects without friction!
03:23Okay! What does it do in English?
03:26See how Griff is standing over there at the other end?
03:28Now, when I place something in this end, that lifts accelerated through to the other end, and it gains speed
03:33at every point.
03:34Like what kind of objects?
03:35Well, if you hang on a second, I'll show you!
03:37Man! Amateurs!
03:38Wow, Simmons! I've never heard you talk to Sarge like that!
03:41When did you get such huge balls?
03:43Oh, these things? They're one of the new objects available in Forge. Pretty cool, huh?
03:47Watch what happens when I put one in the device.
03:50Drumroll, please.
03:52Ow!
03:53So you've invented a device that fires things at Griff's face?
03:57This might possibly be the greatest discovery in the history of mankind!
04:01It has other applications as well, sir.
04:03You mean you can fire other objects at Griff's face?
04:05Like a traffic cone?
04:09Ow!
04:10Or a spool of six-gained wires!
04:13Okay, now that's just ridiculous.
04:15Or a half-ton dumpster!
04:18Yeah!
04:20Ah!
04:21Uh, hey guys?
04:23Caboose thought he could build something in Forge like Simmons did.
04:25I think he might want to come take a look at this.
04:31What the-
04:32Oh, hi guys!
04:33Look, what I made!
04:35How?
04:36I used the forgery thing!
04:37You built all this with barrels and crates?
04:39Yep!
04:40I don't think I got the sky part exactly how I want it yet!
04:44What?
04:44Caboose, how did you manage this?
04:46Well, the scary floaty thing said to use Tucker's imagination!
04:50But I didn't have his.
04:52I only had mine.
04:53So, I used my imagination to pretend like I had Tucker's!
04:58And look what I came up with!
05:00Thanks!
05:00I think...
05:01Yeah!
05:02Tucker, you're very creative!
05:05Is that a base?
05:06Yes!
05:06There's two!
05:07One for the red team, and one for the good team!
05:11I even included some of the upgrades you guys asked for.
05:13Because...
05:14That's how I roll.
05:15Look!
05:16Computers!
05:17So that you can do your math!
05:19And there's a quiet place for Griff to sleep!
05:22Yes!
05:23And a place for Sarge to turn up the heat in the place where Griff sleeps!
05:29Ow!
05:29Donut!
05:30Try hitting that switch!
05:34Look!
05:35He made windows that open!
05:37You always said the bases would look better with more natural light, so yeah...
05:42Aw!
05:42You took my suggestion!
05:44And that switch also reveals a rear entrance!
05:47Wow!
05:48You took all my suggestions!
05:50Hey, dude!
05:51What about our base?
05:52Oh, yeah, it's pretty much the same, but there's, uh, no room for Tucker in it.
05:56So, you know, in a way, it's, uh, it's much better.
05:59Great!
06:00You guys do realize he didn't build this.
06:02This is the third new map.
06:03It's Standoff.
06:04Yeah, but we found it's easier to humor him than to explain stuff to him.
06:07Okay, we're sold.
06:08When can we move in?
06:09All three maps, Foundry, Standoff, and Rat's Nest, will be available starting December 11th
06:16on Xbox Live Marketplace.
06:18Download it early, so you can tone all the noobs on December 26th.
06:22For more info, just visit Bungie.net.
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