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00:22Ben, I've just received some important news, a priority one communiq.
00:27Nice accent, sir.
00:28OQ, Simmons. Anyhoo, I've just received some important news. A priority one communiq.
00:30The Communi-K from Command is level 1.
00:33That's top priority.
00:34What is it? Is the war over?
00:36Are they sending us home?
00:37Even better!
00:38They've informed me of the release date for Halo 4.
00:41November 6, 2012.
00:43Sarge, that's amazing!
00:44That seems like a weird use for the highest levels of alertness.
00:47Nonsense!
00:48Just imagine what would happen if the Blues got a hold of this information.
00:51They would... pre-order the game?
00:54And in such diabolical quantities as to keep the rest of us from getting any copies.
00:58Can you imagine what would happen if they bought every copy of the game?
01:03Uh, actually I can. Their army would go bankrupt.
01:06What are they talking about?
01:07Sounds like they're talking about the release date for Halo 4.
01:09Oh, I knew about that. I heard it from the internet video.
01:12Yeah, me too.
01:14Video was funny.
01:15Meh.
01:16It was okay.
01:17Yeah, meh.
01:18Men, we've got to remember this date at all costs!
01:22But how?
01:23I could write it down.
01:24What? And let the whole world read it?
01:26We've got to have security!
01:27What if we just, you know, remembered it with our brains?
01:32Okay, how about a song?
01:33But none of us can sing!
01:35November 6th!
01:37Talking about November 6th!
01:40You get your Halo fix on November 6th!
01:44Unless those dirty Blues play their dirty tricks!
01:48Talking about quantities of too many copies!
01:51That the Blues would buy, not punch them in the eye!
01:53November 6th is Halo!
01:56Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:58Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:59Yeah, yeah!
02:00Reorder it!
02:00Oh, God. Make him stop!
02:03Sarge, I'm not sure if screaming the top secret date at the top of our lungs is the best idea.
02:06Everyone's a critic!
02:08Alright, scratch the song!
02:09How about Freeform Association?
02:11Simmons, you like math, right?
02:13You remembered!
02:14Calm down. You're not having a moment.
02:16Don't be jealous.
02:17For instance, this is Halo 4.
02:19There's four letters in the word Halo, and if we add that four to the four in Halo 4, we
02:24get eight!
02:24Now, there are three other Halo games. Add that three to the eight, and that makes eleven!
02:29And the eleventh month of the year is... November!
02:33Uh, there were more than just three games?
02:36Don't mess me up!
02:36Oh, right. I'd hate for this to get confusing.
02:39Now, as we all know, if we take eleven and subtract five from it, we get six!
02:43That's how we'll remember the day! November 6th!
02:46Wait, why did you subtract five?
02:48Because this is Halo 4! Which is one less than five! Eleven less five is six! Come on, Simmons, keep
02:54up!
02:54I think my... brain just broke?
02:57Of course, to calculate the year, we simply multiply eleven times six to give us sixty-six!
03:01And sixty-six is made up of two sixes! Two times six is twelve, and blammo! You got twenty-twelve.
03:08Why is this working?
03:10Sarge, can we please just remember the date?
03:12It's November 6th, 2012. It's not hard!
03:15Absolutely not! You've gotta forget about remembering, and focus on not forgetting!
03:20Well, forget it. I'm just gonna go pre-order.
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