The Madison S01E04

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00:00:05Previously on the Madison

00:00:08Don't you ever fucking touch me

00:00:17Kate says we got a daughter same age as yours

00:00:20We'd love to get them together

00:00:21That would be great

00:00:22Your options are stay here with me

00:00:25Or you figure out your life on your own

00:00:27I want out of this fucking court

00:00:32That sure is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

00:00:36I'm not

00:00:38Are you my friend?

00:00:39Of course

00:00:40Get on a plane

00:00:41I need you

00:00:42I will be there first thing in the morning

00:00:45What's your name?

00:00:47Abby

00:00:48You're alright, Abby

00:00:54Oh my god

00:00:55She may be the oldest, but she's still my baby

00:00:58Picking her up when she falls

00:01:01Is my job

00:01:05Yeah

00:01:12Yeah

00:01:13Yeah

00:01:16Yeah

00:02:21Yeah.

00:02:22What?

00:02:23What?

00:02:23Caddys are hatching.

00:02:25Oh.

00:02:26What, now?

00:02:27Right now.

00:02:27Let's go.

00:02:29Oh, sure.

00:02:29Yeah.

00:02:29Night owl gets the worm.

00:02:34Oh.

00:02:36I need coffee.

00:02:37We're not waiting for coffee.

00:02:38Oh.

00:02:41What the?

00:02:41Of course.

00:02:42Thanks.

00:02:45Yeah.

00:02:46Yeah, I'll do it.

00:02:48Yeah.

00:02:49Whoa.

00:02:49I'll meet you outside.

00:02:50Okay.

00:02:50Yeah.

00:02:55Okay.

00:03:10Yeah.

00:03:11Yeah.

00:03:22Yeah.

00:03:27Yeah.

00:03:30Yeah.

00:03:43I gotta say, I like how you always point me to a good hole, Paul.

00:03:48Then somehow always find yourself on a better one.

00:03:50Strange how that happens, isn't it?

00:03:52Yeah.

00:03:52I'm gonna find my own hole.

00:03:54You do that, big brother.

00:04:03Fish in the middle.

00:04:06It's night.

00:04:07The trout aren't afraid of the eagles now.

00:04:09They're in the middle.

00:04:26Whoa.

00:04:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:04:44There we go.

00:04:50Ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:04:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:05:21Hey! Get out of my hole!

00:05:27Get out of my hole!

00:06:03Get out of my hole!

00:06:38Get out of my hole!

00:07:07Get out of my hole!

00:07:12Get out of my hole!

00:07:40Get out of my hole!

00:08:04Get out of my hole!

00:08:16You of all people should understand that.

00:08:22Yeah, brother, that I understand.

00:08:28I understood exactly.

00:08:31Because I feel the same.

00:08:47This is getting harder.

00:08:49This is getting harder.

00:09:16This is getting harder.

00:09:45It's okay to drink water from the river.

00:09:47Now we're boiling it, so...

00:09:49I don't think you can boil the bat out of the Hudson.

00:09:53Oh, look at that.

00:09:55It's just bubbling up right there.

00:09:57How do you know when it's done?

00:09:59I go by the color.

00:10:00When it looks like espresso, I pull it.

00:10:03And I thought I knew all there was to know about making coffee.

00:10:05Oh, apparently the methods are endless.

00:10:14If no percolator or filter can be found, boil water in a pot.

00:10:19Then crack an egg, shell and all, into the water.

00:10:22Add two teaspoons of coffee per cup.

00:10:25Let sit about two minutes and stir.

00:10:27The egg will adhere to the grounds.

00:10:29You scoop it out.

00:10:31Drink up.

00:10:33What is that?

00:10:35Preston's journal.

00:10:37He started it when they bought the place.

00:10:40Twenty years ago?

00:10:42Longer.

00:10:46For the first time in my life, I own land.

00:10:53Not a building or apartment.

00:10:55Land.

00:10:56Unlike the other two, which feel more akin to a gopher occupying a different hole.

00:11:03I'm a steward now.

00:11:05Solely responsible for how much this land changes.

00:11:09Or how much it stays the same.

00:11:13Best I can hope is be a benign nuisance to this place.

00:11:18Man's goal in society is to be remembered.

00:11:21In nature, it is to be forgotten.

00:11:23Unnoticed.

00:11:26Leave as little proof I was here as I possibly can.

00:11:30That will be my gift to this place.

00:11:35Who wrote that?

00:11:38Preston.

00:11:44There's a man in here I barely knew, Lily.

00:11:50And he begged me to know him.

00:11:57I remember one Thanksgiving.

00:12:00I was back from college.

00:12:01I was laid up on the sofa with a hangover.

00:12:07And my father walked in and he asked me if I wanted to go for a walk.

00:12:13And I said, no.

00:12:16And I never thought of it again until 30 years later.

00:12:21And all of his children are racing to Boston trying to beat death to his bed and say goodbye.

00:12:27And I asked him if he remembered inviting me to go on that walk.

00:12:31And he nodded and he smiled.

00:12:34And I asked him, do you remember what you wanted to talk about?

00:12:37And he shook his head and he said, I didn't want to talk.

00:12:42I just want to listen.

00:12:46This is not cheering me up.

00:12:47My point is, he told you everything that he wanted you to know while he was here.

00:12:53If he had wanted you to know what was in that book while he was alive, he would have told

00:12:59you.

00:13:00He's telling you now.

00:13:03Because now is when he wants you to know it.

00:13:11How's this thing work?

00:13:15Oh, it's deceptively simple.

00:13:18You just pour.

00:13:22Dare I ask for creamer?

00:13:24No, you can ask.

00:13:32All right, I am here to work.

00:13:34I have been given a list of to-dos from Preston's attorneys.

00:13:39Please.

00:13:40I am only going to ask this of you once and then we won't have to talk about it again.

00:13:45The death certificate is in my purse.

00:13:51So, the apartment and the house in the Hamptons are in a trust, along with all of his investments, his

00:13:57bank accounts, everything.

00:13:58You are executor and beneficiary until your death, at which time the law firm will assume the role of executor

00:14:06and the trust is divided equally between Abigail, Bridget, Macy and Page.

00:14:10Okay.

00:14:12The will does list burial instructions.

00:14:17He wanted to be buried here.

00:14:19There.

00:14:23There's a spot marked on a map.

00:14:29I know this spot.

00:14:31I know the spot.

00:14:48If I sell it,

00:14:52the new owners can exhume the bodies,

00:14:57move them, cremate them, whatever they choose.

00:15:01Well, what if you...

00:15:03you exempt this part from the sale?

00:15:06Then what? I fly back here once a year?

00:15:11Sit here for an hour?

00:15:13How many funerals have we been to?

00:15:16Parents, grandparents, friends?

00:15:18Have you ever been back to visit once?

00:15:20Okay, so keep it.

00:15:22But keeping it doesn't require you to live here.

00:15:26Preston didn't live here.

00:15:27Well, Preston didn't live here

00:15:28because I refuse to entertain the notion.

00:15:32Because the notion isn't rational.

00:15:35You think I'm using my logical mind to make this decision?

00:15:39The only thing on my mind

00:15:42is how do I get through the day without him?

00:15:48I was only three years older than Bridget when I met him.

00:15:56I can't...

00:16:01explain the pain, Lily.

00:16:04It's so fucking piercing

00:16:13that I'm not able to remember to breathe.

00:16:17It's a good thing that breathing is an automatic response

00:16:22because if I could choose not to remember...

00:16:26Maybe in six weeks I'll feel foolish and I'll miss you.

00:16:32And I'll miss New York and I'll miss the noise.

00:16:34But for now, I can sit on that porch,

00:16:38I can stand by the river,

00:16:39and I can feel him.

00:16:44His soul is here.

00:16:45I know it sounds ridiculous,

00:16:48but it's here,

00:16:49and I feel it.

00:16:54The best friend's job isn't to tell you what to do.

00:16:57My job is to help you do it.

00:17:00Okay.

00:17:01Okay.

00:17:05So where do we start?

00:17:07I don't know.

00:17:10Whiskey.

00:17:11Okay.

00:17:23Any hint of mystery in our marriage is gone.

00:17:27Gone.

00:17:27I disagree.

00:17:28I think you're still quite the mystery to...

00:17:31That's not what you...

00:17:33Okay, I understand.

00:17:34I get it.

00:17:34I'm gonna take a shower.

00:17:35Try to wash the shame away.

00:17:37There's no shame, honey.

00:17:40Do you remember?

00:17:40Everybody poops.

00:17:43Children's book.

00:17:44It normalizes, you know,

00:17:46basic human behavior,

00:17:47body functions.

00:17:48What?

00:17:49It's pretty great.

00:18:03Do you want a coffee?

00:18:04I want a hotel suite

00:18:05with his and her bathrooms

00:18:06and a fucking bidet.

00:18:09And a facial.

00:18:10My skin is turning into leather.

00:18:34That's an Indian.

00:18:36Native American.

00:18:38Do you think she's lost?

00:18:40She just had me shoes.

00:18:42What are you looking at?

00:18:44There is a literal Indian on...

00:18:46Native American.

00:18:47Native American on a horse

00:18:48outside the window.

00:18:49What?

00:18:53Go!

00:18:53God!

00:18:54What the fuck?

00:18:56Oh!

00:18:57Didn't mean to scare you.

00:18:59Me?

00:19:00No, I scared you.

00:19:01I'm so sorry.

00:19:02You just spook the horse.

00:19:03But that ain't hard to do.

00:19:06There a girl here about my age?

00:19:08Uh, there...

00:19:09Well, there's, um...

00:19:10Uh, why?

00:19:11Do you need her for something?

00:19:14Hey, Kayla.

00:19:15I came to meet your daughter.

00:19:17All right, well, let me get her.

00:19:19Hey, girls.

00:19:26Want to be friends?

00:19:28Me?

00:19:29Can you ride?

00:19:30That's not my daughter.

00:19:31That's my sister.

00:19:33I'm 26.

00:19:34You sure?

00:19:35Pretty sure.

00:19:36Yeah.

00:19:41Hi.

00:19:43Can I pet him?

00:19:45You bet.

00:19:47Hello.

00:19:50What's his name?

00:19:51Shorty.

00:19:53He's not very short.

00:19:54He was when we named him.

00:19:56You got a horse?

00:19:57Yeah.

00:19:58Saddle him up.

00:20:00He's still at the Olympics.

00:20:03Where's that?

00:20:04France.

00:20:06You can ride one of mine.

00:20:11Whoa.

00:20:12Wow.

00:20:14Um...

00:20:14Whoa, uh...

00:20:16Wait, wait, wait, uh...

00:20:17Bridget!

00:20:18Oh, my God.

00:20:19That Indian girl just rode off with your child.

00:20:21Be careful!

00:20:23Abby, do something.

00:20:24What are you...

00:20:25She's the neighbor.

00:20:26They'll be fine.

00:20:27Unless she falls off and dies.

00:20:28What do you want me to do, Paige?

00:20:39I'm ready to go home.

00:20:41You and me both.

00:20:43Uh, okay.

00:20:45Should we say Newton?

00:20:47Okay, we'll be there.

00:20:55Hi, this is Abby from...

00:20:57Yeah, yeah, the neighbor.

00:21:00Um, I think my daughter's headed there.

00:21:02At least I hope she is.

00:21:03She's with Kayla.

00:21:04Okay, yep.

00:21:05I'll keep an eye out for them.

00:21:06There's just...

00:21:07There's something we need to take care of in town.

00:21:09It...

00:21:09Do you think you could watch her till we get back?

00:21:11I can't promise I won't put her to work.

00:21:13Well, I can't promise there's much work in her,

00:21:15but you're welcome to try.

00:21:16She's fine here all day,

00:21:18whether she's working or not.

00:21:19Well, I think I see him coming over the hill now.

00:21:27Hey, Russell?

00:21:29I need you to do me a favor.

00:21:51What's that?

00:21:54Oh.

00:21:56Well, according to the guide,

00:21:59it gets a coyote.

00:22:03No.

00:22:06Might be a wolf.

00:22:07There's wolves here?

00:22:08According to this book,

00:22:10there's every species that threatens our place

00:22:12atop the food chain.

00:22:14What's the food chain?

00:22:16Well, I'm not sure that I'm qualified to answer that,

00:22:20but think about it like this.

00:22:23A fly gets caught in a spider's web.

00:22:26The spider eats it.

00:22:27Then the frog eats the spider,

00:22:29and then the snake eats the frog,

00:22:32and then the hawk eats the snake.

00:22:34That's the food chain.

00:22:35What eats the hawk?

00:22:37Well, I think, you know,

00:22:39the hawk is just up there,

00:22:43you know, near the top.

00:22:45But there's things bigger than hawks.

00:22:48Hawks are like the, you know,

00:22:50the air force of the animal kingdom.

00:22:52Land animals would have a tough time getting them.

00:22:54I mean, of course, I guess

00:22:55a mountain lion could climb a tree to get them.

00:22:59You know what?

00:22:59I don't know.

00:23:00I'm sure there are variances to the food chain

00:23:03that I, uh, that I am unaware of.

00:23:10What's that?

00:23:11Oh, turn to the scat section.

00:23:15What's scat?

00:23:17It's a mountain word for poop, apparently.

00:23:19That's poop?

00:23:21That is elk poop, to be exact.

00:23:24So, the elk was on this trail,

00:23:28and so was the wolf.

00:23:30You think the wolf was hunting the elk?

00:23:36Uh, maybe.

00:23:37And then, the elk saw the wolf,

00:23:40and it scared the shit out of him.

00:23:45Uh, well, I object to your phrasing,

00:23:48but, uh, the evidence does support that theory.

00:23:53Think there were wolves in New York

00:23:55before it was a city?

00:23:56But there was.

00:23:58Darn it.

00:23:59Wolves and bears and everything that's here.

00:24:14I can't remember his face.

00:24:18It's only been a few days,

00:24:20and I already forgot what he looked like.

00:24:26Well, I can, uh,

00:24:27I can show you a picture.

00:24:30There.

00:24:31Here.

00:24:32Here.

00:24:42From now on,

00:24:43pictures is the only way I'll see them.

00:25:06decrease is the only way I can find out

00:25:11in the sky.

00:25:30so most planes this size do not have a flight data recorder

00:25:35but because he flew for the forest service one was installed

00:25:40this information helps us understand better what happened i am happy to explain what took place

00:25:45if you don't wish to listen but it is your right to listen so the choice is yours

00:25:54have you listened yes ma'am i have and is there something to learn from it how is this helpful

00:26:06for your daughters i don't think it is in fact i would

00:26:13that's not my place to say say it

00:26:19if i were you i wouldn't listen

00:26:24if i were you i would

00:26:29i'm staying

00:26:33me too play it

00:26:42jesus big sky approach this is cessna 185 bravo zulu i need a swap

00:26:48copy that to bravo speed and altitude 130 knots at 8200

00:26:52maintain south west heading collect 11 000

00:26:55copy that 11 000 thank you tower we'll get up over this

00:26:59jesus

00:27:00just hold on

00:27:01right

00:27:03stay safe

00:27:07oh my god

00:27:24you were his last thought i figured you'd want to know that

00:27:33is there anything else do i need to sign something no ma'am

00:27:39where is this

00:28:08it's never going to go

00:28:09I don't know.

00:28:43Come on, guys.

00:29:12God damn it, Preston!

00:29:17This was not an accident.

00:29:20This was a choice.

00:29:21You chose this.

00:29:23You chose it, and look what it's doing to us.

00:29:27I said the same thing.

00:29:31When my wife died,

00:29:35walked out and stared at the sky,

00:29:39and I cursed her for being reckless with her life,

00:29:43which was my life.

00:29:44That's the promise we made.

00:29:48I gave her mine, and she gave me hers.

00:29:55I want to hate him for it.

00:29:59Yeah, I said that too.

00:30:06It's been four years.

00:30:08And in that time, I ain't learned a single thing

00:30:10that's going to help you get through this.

00:30:14The kids is a reason, but you already know that.

00:30:19You're mad at him now.

00:30:21Later, I guess you'll be mad at me for letting you hear it.

00:30:29But I watched my wife die.

00:30:34And I ain't got a clue what her last thought was.

00:30:42Time's coming when you'd have wondered.

00:30:47Now you don't have to.

00:31:20You're her friend?

00:31:22Yeah.

00:31:24She could sure use one.

00:31:43Stacy.

00:31:47You know the five stages of grief?

00:31:51I'm aware of them.

00:31:52Well, today I just sped right through denial.

00:32:00I got to tell you.

00:32:13These pants are Chanel, so you know.

00:32:23Never doubt my love for you.

00:32:26I don't.

00:32:30Well, all these doctors want to make a math problem

00:32:33out of how we feel.

00:32:37There's five stages for this, seven for that.

00:32:42It doesn't work that way.

00:32:48You're the last thought in this mind.

00:32:52Stipsy, you would be fair to rest.

00:32:58This will never know a love like that.

00:33:03I don't.

00:33:20A little warning would have been nice.

00:33:24Told you not to listen.

00:33:25You could have gone into more detail.

00:33:30I'm sorry.

00:33:32It's not your fault.

00:33:33I'm just...

00:33:36A good part of my job is giving bad news to good people.

00:33:42And I hate it.

00:33:48When you called, I thought you were calling for me.

00:33:54I was.

00:33:55You're who I called.

00:33:56To talk to me.

00:34:00You seemed so much brighter 30 seconds ago.

00:34:02You do recall that we kissed.

00:34:04I...

00:34:05I remember that.

00:34:06So I presumed that you were calling because you liked it.

00:34:12And...

00:34:14Maybe you wanted to do it some more.

00:34:20Yeah, I might want to...

00:34:23Stick a date somewhere in there before the next one.

00:34:25Okay.

00:34:26If you want to be old-fashioned, then yeah.

00:34:28Okay.

00:34:28A date.

00:34:29A date it is.

00:34:31So...

00:34:32What does one do on a date out here?

00:34:37I...

00:34:38It depends on the time of year, I guess.

00:34:40Right now, you float the river.

00:34:43Have a picnic.

00:34:45Run some horses into the mountains.

00:34:47No indoor dates.

00:34:50Pretty average saloon in town.

00:34:53But I've arrested most everyone in there, so...

00:34:57Room can get a little tense.

00:34:58What about wintertime?

00:35:00You go skiing.

00:35:01Snowmobiles is fun.

00:35:03These all seem to have an element of speed.

00:35:06What's the date in New York?

00:35:08We go to a movie and see a play.

00:35:11So you...

00:35:11You sit in silence and watch other people talk?

00:35:14Okay, well, at least they aren't timed events like the fucking Olympics.

00:35:17This ain't the which has better dates contest.

00:35:19I'm just curious.

00:35:21Go to a museum.

00:35:23Then a cafe.

00:35:25Maybe a pub after.

00:35:27We ain't got none of those.

00:35:28Right.

00:35:32Let's float the river.

00:35:34I think you'll like that.

00:35:37Okay.

00:35:39I can be here by four.

00:35:41Deal.

00:35:44Okay.

00:35:45I'll see you at four.

00:35:47Yeah.

00:35:49No.

00:35:50No, for God's sake.

00:35:54Uh, Macy, look, look.

00:35:56I think I saw an eagle.

00:35:57Oh, my God.

00:35:57I don't see it.

00:35:58Duh.

00:35:59Right over the trees.

00:36:02Mom, guess what?

00:36:03What?

00:36:04We found a spot where the wolf scared the scat out of an elk.

00:36:07The what?

00:36:08Scat.

00:36:09It's what they call poop in Montana.

00:36:11It's a term used in tracking.

00:36:13Tracking.

00:36:14We'll discuss it on the boat.

00:36:15Okay.

00:36:16Macy, come on, let's go wash the scat off of us.

00:36:18Yes.

00:36:33Is there somewhere to change in that cabin?

00:36:36Uh, there's a bathroom.

00:36:39And by that I mean a room with a bath.

00:36:42Should work.

00:36:44I feel like I'm 13.

00:36:49Do you think today is the best day for us to...

00:36:52I would love to feel good for a few hours.

00:36:54I have all night to feel bad.

00:36:58I...

00:36:59There is just, there's something about this uniform.

00:37:02It's $28 at Western Police Supply.

00:37:05Well, I'll see.

00:37:05Money well spent.

00:37:08See you at four.

00:37:14Honey?

00:37:23Honey?

00:37:28Hey.

00:37:31Hey.

00:37:33Hey, hey, hey.

00:37:36I got it.

00:37:39They heard it.

00:37:42They heard it die.

00:37:48It's...

00:37:48I got you.

00:37:51It's okay.

00:37:55It's okay.

00:38:26Don't mind me, I'm just mourning the death of our bank.

00:38:29Paige, I didn't...

00:38:30You didn't mean it, then why did you say it?

00:38:36Get changed.

00:38:37We're going on a field trip.

00:38:40A field trip?

00:38:41I think we all need a break.

00:38:44Come on.

00:38:58You fall in?

00:38:59I sat in.

00:39:03Van invited me to float the river.

00:39:07I'm going to bring Paige and Russell.

00:39:09My date has turned into group therapy.

00:39:11Do you want to come?

00:39:13Are you taking Macy?

00:39:14Mom, I can't leave her here alone.

00:39:16Leave her here with me.

00:39:18I have another daughter running wild somewhere.

00:39:21I'll find her.

00:39:24We can stay, if you want.

00:39:26This was his favorite place on earth.

00:39:28I can think of nothing that would please him more than you seeing it.

00:39:35Send Macy down.

00:39:42Abby, you didn't ask my opinion.

00:39:46But if I were you, I would set my hooks pretty deep in that one.

00:39:51They're not making any more men like him.

00:39:53This is less than no chance, Mom.

00:39:57But he is a beautiful diversion.

00:40:07September is my favorite time here.

00:40:10There's a bite to the air in the morning.

00:40:13Leaves begin to turn and we are done with the tedium of matching flies to a hatch.

00:40:19It's hopper season.

00:40:21No more scouring the ground for bugs or studying the leaves of a willow.

00:40:25Just tie on a number 12 hopper and give him hell.

00:40:29Oh, wow.

00:40:56Well, honey, I stand corrected.

00:40:59Your OCD did have a purpose.

00:41:09Now, did you tell me how to tie this on?

00:41:21Of course you did.

00:42:01Ma'am.

00:42:08Ma'am.

00:42:20Can I help you?

00:42:21Yes.

00:42:22I am a friend of the Clyburn family.

00:42:24Preston Clyburn and his brother.

00:42:26Paul.

00:42:27Yes.

00:42:28Funeral home call.

00:42:29So Mrs. Clyburn wanted them buried on the property.

00:42:32I've done some research and it seems that if we dedicate a portion of the property...

00:42:37This is the application.

00:42:38What you need to do is notate on the plat map the exact location of the cemetery,

00:42:43have her sign in return.

00:42:45And how long does this process take?

00:42:47About 90 days.

00:42:49Oh, we don't, uh...

00:42:52We don't have 90 days.

00:42:54I don't think that this family has another week in them.

00:42:56You have to wait 90 days to allow residents to contest the location.

00:43:00Nobody will, but that's the law.

00:43:03Well, what is the family supposed to do with the bodies?

00:43:06This is a conditional permit.

00:43:08It allows the funeral home to release the bodies and allow for their immediate burial on the site.

00:43:15This would have taken six months and three attorneys in New York.

00:43:19You ain't in New York.

00:43:21So I just take this to the funeral home?

00:43:23E-mailed it over this morning.

00:43:24Oh.

00:43:25Please extend our condolences.

00:43:27Paul was a real nice man.

00:43:30He will be missed.

00:43:37I'm not sure that you need this.

00:43:39I got it at the church auction.

00:43:41I thought it was for bingo.

00:43:43But it's good to know the screen works.

00:43:46Didn't know it came with a sound, though.

00:43:55It's pretty neat.

00:43:57Have a nice day.

00:43:59I'm sorry.

00:44:01I'm sorry.

00:44:02I'm sorry.

00:44:09Look.

00:44:27I guess they'll have to change from the night.

00:44:28Are you ready for the night?

00:44:30I don't know how neither do I men do it drunk. So how hard can it be?

00:44:40What's that for no clue?

00:44:54I

00:44:54Assume you've had some form of like Swiftwater rescue training fair share

00:44:59If you fall out of this boat, all you need to do is stand up river ain't three feet deep

00:45:03here. I gotta say I was not expecting this

00:45:06I've been floating New Yorkers down this river since as a teenager. I know what y'all like

00:45:10You dig down to the bottom and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe. He is the perfect man

00:45:15If he thought to get cheese, he is. Keep hunting. There's brie and honey

00:45:21Russell, do you want a beer? No, I'll get a glass

00:45:26Yeah, beer's fine. Beer would be great

00:45:31You've got that craft brew look about ya. I hope it's alright

00:45:34Yeah, you bet. I love it when they taste like campfire

00:45:42Honey, what can you do to get veins in your forearms like his?

00:45:47Uh, steroids would do it. Or exercise one could argue. I exercise

00:45:51I got him a peloton for Christmas and he's been using it. What's a peloton?

00:45:57It's a stationary bike with a monitor that allows you to interact with other riders through the internet while you're

00:46:03riding

00:46:03It's like a like a spin class. Yeah, except you don't have to leave your house

00:46:07Because I mean once you get home, you don't ever really want to leave, right?

00:46:11I mean I suppose I could on my way home stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes

00:46:16But you got to bring a gym bag and you sweat and you got to shower and I really don't

00:46:20believe in showers as like a

00:46:23communal experience

00:46:23Can't you just go for a bike ride?

00:46:27In New York? No. That's too dangerous. Like way way too

00:46:32No, you can't. It actually is. I mean if he doesn't get run over, he'd probably get robbed

00:46:37Thieves will just pull you off at a red light, ride off with your bike. I'm serious

00:46:41I'm not doubting you. I got a friend was riding his bike in the forest and got jumped by a

00:46:46mountain lion

00:46:46A mountain lion? What did he do?

00:46:50They had a pretty good fight about it. My buddy stabbed him with a knife till he run off

00:46:54Died under a tree. Your friend died?

00:46:56A mountain lion died. Yeah, friend's fine

00:47:00His friend killed a lion with his bare hands

00:47:03Well, with a knife, right? Choke a lion to death with your bare hands, maybe I'm impressed with one

00:47:13Wow, look at that

00:47:16Guess that's why they call it big sky country

00:47:20How come it's so much bigger here? It's even bigger than the beach

00:47:25You ever notice how the sky at the beach is only like over the ocean?

00:47:35Paige, your blonde is showing

00:47:38Think about it. You only ever see half the sky at the beach

00:47:40That's because you're facing the ocean

00:47:41If you just turn around, you'd see the other half

00:47:45Yeah, duh. But what I'm saying is that it tricks your mind

00:47:48No, it tricks your mind Paige. The rest of our minds haven't figured out

00:47:51Oh, excuse me, get a hot boyfriend and know everything

00:47:53I'm Abby, Wikipedia

00:47:54This is why I don't take my sisters on the river

00:48:01You said there was prosciutto?

00:48:08So there's eggs, nymphs, emergers, and then the adults

00:48:13But then the nymphs, they might live for two years before they rise and then fly up and breed

00:48:20And that's it

00:48:23Fall back to the river, deposit their eggs

00:48:28And their life is over

00:48:32Well, that is tragic

00:48:36It ain't tragic

00:48:39That's their purpose

00:48:41And the fact that we're watching them is proof they succeeded

00:48:46God, I am so out of practice at this

00:48:51Oh

00:48:51Yeah, you and me both

00:48:56Well, I guess the question is

00:49:01Should we be trying?

00:49:05I doubt you're moving here

00:49:06And I ain't never moving to New York

00:49:11Look, I am a 37-year-old divorced mother of two

00:49:17I don't have the luxury of expecting good heart

00:49:21Great smile

00:49:23And geography

00:49:29When I met Dallas

00:49:31My ex

00:49:33I was pregnant first

00:49:35And then love came later

00:49:37If it, if it came at all

00:49:42But he was sweet

00:49:45And supportive

00:49:46And before you knew it, we had a family

00:49:49It's my juvenile attempt to

00:49:53Recreate what my parents had created

00:49:57I look at people out here

00:49:59And they're married at 20

00:50:01They're still in love

00:50:02With a life that they built

00:50:04And kids running everywhere

00:50:06Everywhere

00:50:09Where I'm from

00:50:11Having a child at 20 is a catastrophe

00:50:15I tried to hide behind the marriage

00:50:17And pretend like it was the plan all along

00:50:19Don't get me wrong

00:50:21I love my girls

00:50:24Bridget is

00:50:26The most wonderful mistake I have ever made

00:50:30And I am glad I made it

00:50:33But when you say

00:50:34Till death do us part

00:50:35You mean it

00:50:37When we say it

00:50:39Our minds just

00:50:40On the reception

00:50:43Does that make sense?

00:50:48Not really

00:50:52Look, maybe floating a river is as far as this goes

00:50:56But in the off chance that this is the start of something

00:51:00I don't want you to think that

00:51:03I don't even know

00:51:03I don't know how to say this

00:51:04I...

00:51:09I don't want you to think

00:51:11That there is some great love I'm comparing you to

00:51:13Because I have no great love to judge you against

00:51:16We don't need to be comparing nothing

00:51:17I don't think that's fair to anybody

00:51:27My wife wasn't as pretty as you

00:51:30Hell, I don't...

00:51:32I don't think I've ever met anyone as pretty as you

00:51:39She was skinny, big gap between her front teeth

00:51:47And if she stood across the river from us right now

00:51:52I would run to her

00:51:57Run

00:52:01And I doubt my feet would touch water

00:52:05My boys have been begging me to date for a year

00:52:10She was a love of my life since 8th grade

00:52:16What are the odds I get to?

00:52:24I do have a frame of reference

00:52:26And please don't take this the wrong way when I tell you

00:52:30You got a lot to live up to

00:52:36As much as I like sitting here, it hurts more than you'll ever know

00:52:42So if you're wondering how I feel about you

00:52:48I feel enough to sit here and take it

00:52:53That's a lot to live up to

00:52:56Yes, ma'am

00:53:01I'll make you a deal

00:53:04What's that?

00:53:06The part of your heart that she has

00:53:09She can keep

00:53:15I wish it was that easy

00:53:19I mean, wasn't this boat ride, wasn't it just like

00:53:23A reason to forget, wasn't that the point?

00:53:26That

00:53:28That was the original goal, yes

00:53:32Then let's get to it

00:53:55Fish, right there

00:53:57Fish, right there

00:54:01Ah!

00:54:03That's not how you do it.

00:54:06I'm aware.

00:54:08The book says swing the rod between ten and two.

00:54:12What's ten and two?

00:54:14Uh, it refers to a time when watches had hands.

00:54:19Watches had hands?

00:54:20Okay, ten and two.

00:54:25Ten...

00:54:26Two.

00:54:29I think this is right.

00:54:34Okay, what does it say now?

00:54:35Point your hand where you want the fly to hit the water.

00:54:45Oh!

00:54:46You caught one!

00:54:47What do I do? What do I do?

00:54:48Uh...

00:54:49You're supposed to pull the line with your hand.

00:54:51Why?

00:54:52I don't know. That's what it says.

00:54:53I have a better idea.

00:55:03Get it! Get it!

00:55:04Get it!

00:55:05Get it!

00:55:05Oh, that might be a bit excessive.

00:55:07I got it!

00:55:08Okay, get him!

00:55:10We got him!

00:55:11We got him!

00:55:12We got him!

00:55:13We got him!

00:55:20It's so clear.

00:55:26What?

00:55:29What?

00:55:29Why are you staring at me like a stalker?

00:55:32I'm staring at you like your husband.

00:55:34Yeah, if I was married to a stalker.

00:55:38What?

00:55:39You're beautiful.

00:55:42Yeah, you think?

00:55:44I do think.

00:55:46What's your favorite part?

00:55:47My swollen ass or this fucking shiner?

00:55:50It's a tough choice.

00:55:53You still think I'm pretty?

00:55:55Nah, pretty isn't a strong enough word.

00:56:01Then get off your ass and come fucking woo me.

00:56:05Is that alright?

00:56:07Jesus, take that head.

00:56:15Now sweep me off my feet.

00:56:17Alright.

00:56:18Like this.

00:56:20I bust a peloton.

00:56:23Like that.

00:56:26You're heavier than you look.

00:56:27What the fuck did you just say?

00:56:29No, I mean like muscle density.

00:56:31BMI.

00:56:31You know, it's a compliment.

00:56:32In what caveman universe is that a compliment?

00:56:34Put me there.

00:56:36Okay, fine.

00:56:36Russell?

00:56:37You wanna see a caveman?

00:56:38I swear to God.

00:56:39Honey?

00:56:40Okay, okay, wait.

00:56:41I will give you the go-to of the year if you don't do this.

00:56:44Oh, wow.

00:56:45Wait, I have the decade.

00:56:46I have the decade.

00:56:47Honey, please.

00:56:48This is a terrible way for a marriage to end.

00:56:49Don't do this.

00:56:50God, I feel like I have so much power right now.

00:56:52Okay, wait.

00:56:53I'm begging you.

00:56:55Keep that going.

00:57:02Okay, fine.

00:57:04You win.

00:57:06Take me back to the shore and have your way with me.

00:57:09Really gotta lay off the cannolis, baby.

00:57:12Okay, I have to re-fuck you or in real trouble.

00:57:15So the trick is to keep his head looking outside as you come into the barrel, then release him and

00:57:19he'll spring right around it.

00:57:21Pull his head away?

00:57:22Just a little.

00:57:22I'll show you.

00:57:47Got it?

00:57:48I think so.

00:57:50Give him a go.

00:57:53Wha-

00:57:56Wha-

00:57:57Wha-

00:57:57Woah-

00:57:57Wha-

00:57:58Wha-

00:57:59Wha-

00:58:00Wha-

00:58:01Wha-

00:58:15Pretty good for never doing it.

00:58:19That was amazing!

00:58:23Bridget, your mama called.

00:58:25She wants you home, okay? I don't know the way.

00:58:29I know the way. I'll pony your horse back for you.

00:58:39Looking good, girls. Thank you.

00:58:42I'll grab the cake.

00:58:51What are these again?

00:58:53Uh, fritters of sorts with zucchini from the garden.

00:58:57There's zucchini in the garden?

00:58:58There is a bit of everything in the garden.

00:59:00How many fists did you catch?

00:59:02Seven.

00:59:02What? No kidding.

00:59:03Mm-hmm. I find that very hard to believe, Mom.

00:59:06Oh, you caught me, Paige.

00:59:08I bought it from the fishmonger in Three Forks.

00:59:10You caught them with a pole?

00:59:12Yeah, that's how it's done.

00:59:13This is all very suspect. I need evidence.

00:59:16Oh, evidence.

00:59:17Um, kind of like that leaf embedded in your hair.

00:59:20How did that happen, Paige?

00:59:21Oh.

00:59:22But I fell.

00:59:24Uh-huh.

00:59:25I did.

00:59:26You tried walking a riverbank in Louboutin.

00:59:28I bet I know exactly what you fell on.

00:59:31Oh, look who's talking while you were swallowing Deputy Do-Right's taunts.

00:59:35Oh!

00:59:36Ew!

00:59:36That's so gross.

00:59:47I'm sorry.

00:59:48I'm sorry.

00:59:53I wonder if you know how happiness would make him.

01:00:02It would fill his heart.

01:00:04It's all right!

01:00:13Let's go.

01:00:15So...

01:00:36Let's talk about tomorrow.

01:00:40What's tomorrow?

01:00:45Tomorrow, we bury them.

01:01:39Let's talk about tomorrow.

01:01:50Let's talk about tomorrow.

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