00:11Grazie a tutti.
00:30Ok, look, I understand you have all these telekinetic powers. I mean, you can fly, manipulate environments and all, but
00:38why is it that you can't hold a gun? I mean, you have fingers.
00:41Yes, I have fingers. Thanks for noticing. And so what if the dev team didn't think I should be able
00:47to hold a gun? I wouldn't want to anyway. Doesn't fit my image.
00:51Image? You're a bald woman whose nipples look like post-apocalyptic snack sausages. I fail to see how a gun
00:59would tarnish your image.
01:01Eat me, Tin Man. At least I have powers.
01:04What can your brainless metal body do besides run into people? I mean, really. Who runs into people? Are you
01:09that desperate for physical contact that you feel the need to body check everybody?
01:14Ooh, tough words from someone who looks like Robocop's ugly sister. Sheesh, you figure someone could have given you a
01:21helmet to cover all of that up.
01:24Look, I may not have superpowers, but I guess you conveniently forgot I can jump super high, I can run
01:30super fast, and I can carry two super weapons! I'm just having super!
01:37Well, nipples aside, I've got both of you beat. Because on top of having telekinetic powers, I can also carry
01:43these.
01:45Weapons. Now that's better than being able to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time, slug.
01:51Ooh, pretty impressive for a G.I. Joe reject.
01:56It must be awesome being able to do a few things moderately well. I can't understand why they didn't send
02:02you on a one-person mission to kill Cobra Commander all by yourself! I'm sure you could have found Bin
02:08Laden solo, too!
02:11Yeah, yeah. I mean, wait. Remind me why we're all just standing around here, talking to each other.
02:16I know, right? My lips don't even move.
02:19I was promised lots of fast-paced action when we would get to kill people!
02:24But no one's fighting! No one's dying! We're just out here making small talk!
02:29Does someone out there actually think that this is funny?
02:33Hey, maggot, slow your roll. I need to remind you of one thing.
02:36The contrast of futuristic war soldiers having a casual conversation in a video game environment is kind of humorous.
02:43Maybe the first time around.
02:45Whatever, ever.
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