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The Madison S01E03 (2026) [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:17Every time you leave town, these girls invent a crisis.
00:19I swear to God.
00:21Well, not every time I leave town.
00:23It's every time I go on vacation.
00:25If I was at a shareholder meeting in Boston, everything would be just fine.
00:30Well, it's not fine, and you're not here.
00:32Wait a minute.
00:34Hang on.
00:39It's snowing.
00:41Snowing? In June?
00:42In June.
00:44What do the fish think about that?
00:46The river's too high to fish anyway.
00:48Well, then why are you...
00:50Oh, no, never mind. I remember.
00:52Cabins don't maintain themselves.
00:54They sure don't.
00:55I can't get you to change the curtains here, but you'll fly a thousand miles to restain a deck.
01:00Well, you can change the curtains any time you want.
01:03What you can't get me to do is have an opinion about them.
01:06It's difficult to have an argument when you're proving my point, honey.
01:09I didn't know we were arguing. It's been so pleasant.
01:12Can we get back to the crisis, please?
01:14We can talk about whatever you want.
01:17I had lunch with Abigail today.
01:19Oh, using her full name.
01:21Yeah, she informed me that she and Dallas are getting a divorce.
01:24Well, I was surprised it lasted as long as it did.
01:28It was doomed from the start.
01:29Well, actually, Dallas was doomed from the start.
01:32Anyone who names their child after a city, especially a city they've never been to.
01:37You haven't heard the best part.
01:39Dallas is staying in the apartment and asking for spousal support.
01:44Oh, yeah, well, best of luck with that, Dallas.
01:46All right, where's Abby staying?
01:48Well, she would like to speak to you about that.
01:52I think it's time that we let her figure things out for herself.
01:57Honey, I'm afraid that time has passed.
02:00We throw her out to sink or swim, we're just drowning her kids with her.
02:04I don't know.
02:05Just thinking about when we were young and crammed into a shoebox of an apartment with no furniture,
02:11rationing ramen noodles.
02:13Ah, the good old days.
02:15Yeah, they were.
02:16I mean, what would you trade them for?
02:18An apartment with heat might have been nice.
02:19No, I mean it.
02:20I mean, if you had had parents that you could run to every time life got hard,
02:23would you be the man you are today?
02:25Probably not.
02:26But Abby isn't a man.
02:27What?
02:28Whoa, wait.
02:29What's that supposed to mean?
02:31Easy.
02:31I'm not picking a fight here.
02:33Yeah, well, you let me decide that.
02:35Paige could handle it.
02:37She'd find a way.
02:38But Abby just doesn't have it in her, honey.
02:41She's a dreamer.
02:42Big dreams with absolutely no drive to see them through.
02:45And if we had remained poor, that would not have changed.
02:48So, I don't know.
02:49What are you saying?
02:50She gets to remain a child for the rest of her life?
02:53She remains our responsibility because she does not have the belief to be responsible for
02:57herself.
02:58She never has.
02:59No, the word you mean is discipline.
03:01No, honey.
03:02I mean belief.
03:03You've got to have that first.
03:05How can you have discipline about realizing a dream you don't believe you're capable of
03:09achieving?
03:09We can love her all we want, honey.
03:13We will never make her love herself.
03:17You are ruining my plan to blame this on us.
03:21Don't be too hard on her, honey.
03:24She's hard enough on herself.
03:26And that's her problem.
03:28She's the only one who can fix it.
04:01That's incredible.
04:03Sausage or pancakes?
04:04Both.
04:05Both.
04:05Since when did my girls develop an appetite?
04:09Do you want breakfast?
04:10What are my options?
04:12Elk, sausage, or pancakes?
04:14Oh, God.
04:14It's quite the quandary.
04:16Embrace your inner carnivore or face the gluten monster.
04:19I don't know when you became Miss Little House on the Prairie, you juice-fasting fucking hypocrite.
04:23Hey, are you out of your mind?
04:26Do not talk like that around my girls.
04:28Oh, your girls.
04:29Like you own them.
04:30Babe, you've got to try this baking soda stuff.
04:32Look at my...
04:37I'm going to go for a walk.
04:38Take my girls, would you?
04:40Can we go after breakfast?
04:41You can go now.
04:49Ooh, I'm in for it now.
04:51What are you going to do, Abby?
04:52Are you going to bend me over your...
04:54Don't you ever talk like that around my...
04:56You ever fucking touch me!
05:25You girls want to see a tantrum?
05:27Because where are you going to?
05:29I can see that we've all completely forgotten why we're here.
05:34Or maybe it's just that I did such a terrible job as a mother that I instilled in you absolutely
05:40no love or respect for each other or for anyone else, for that matter.
05:46This is not your house.
05:47This is my house.
05:49And unlike my other house, you make a mess in this one, you will clean it the fuck up.
06:09Cade, Stacy.
06:12I'm sorry to bother you, but I need to pick up Paul's truck at the sheriff's, and I was wondering,
06:19are you sure?
06:27I have to say, it is refreshing to see you two passionate about something, even if it is hating each
06:33other.
06:33Now, if I could just get you to show half this much emotion over losing your father.
06:43I'll sleep if you want more.
06:48Yeah.
06:50Set with the table and dishes?
07:08Everything okay?
07:10No.
07:11Russell, I wouldn't say so.
07:13What happened?
07:14Oh, a lot of emotions, Russell.
07:17They have no idea where to put them.
07:19I'd give them some space so they don't try to put them on you.
07:22Yes.
07:23I've experienced that.
07:27It's not pleasant.
07:28It's not pleasant.
07:52Wow.
07:53Right?
07:55A real-life man cave.
07:57How do they get all of this stuff up ladders?
07:59Isn't this cool?
08:01I don't know if we should be up here, girls.
08:02I don't know how stable the floor is.
08:04It's stable enough for a pool table.
08:08What's this?
08:12Well, that's like an antique computer game, sort of.
08:17From, like, the Old West?
08:19From, well, not from the New West, that's for sure.
08:51Maybe they should have beat the shit out of each other years ago.
08:54Abby, I want you to come with me.
08:57Paige, you keep an eye on the girls, a close eye.
09:00Yes, ma'am.
09:04Grab that card.
09:05The girls made for the neighbors.
09:19Thank you for doing this.
09:20Of course.
09:21Excuse the mess.
09:22It's a work truck.
09:24No, we're no stranger to messes.
09:26You'll be right at home.
09:28Oh, sorry.
09:34Yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:58I have something for you
09:59For my girls
10:00To say
10:01Thank you
10:02Don't thank me
10:03I didn't do anything
10:04But my wife will be tickled back
10:07We can
10:09Drop it off
10:09You got time
10:10We have time
10:39Hey darling
10:40Hey mama
10:42Hope y'all are gonna put him to work
10:44Sounds like a cow dog
10:45Obeys much better when he's tired
10:47We'll see what we can come up with
10:49My girls made this for you
10:51It's silly
10:51But they wanted to thank you for the food
10:53Oh nothing silly about it at all
10:55Thank you
10:56How'd you like those Indian tacos?
10:58Those are usually the hit of the picnic
11:01We are saving those for last
11:02That's what we do
11:04Kate says we got a daughter same age as yours
11:07Love to get them together
11:09Yeah I mean I don't know how long we're gonna stay
11:10But we should
11:11That would be great
11:12How's this school here?
11:14Like the old days
11:15They're all crammed in one room
11:16It's great for the young ones
11:17Because the older kids help them
11:18And it's great for the older ones
11:20Because they learn how to help
11:22I'll be back before supper
11:23No rush
11:24I ain't going nowhere
11:29Bye
11:29Love you
11:46So how'd you two meet?
11:47A rodeo
11:49I was running Bronx because I'm stupid
11:51And she was running barrel
11:53Because she's wilder than the rabbit hair
11:59I have no idea what he just said
12:03I think he's saying they were made for each other
12:05Yes ma'am
12:07That's what I was saying
12:29Oh
12:30It's okay
12:37Howdy amigo
12:40You still got that yellow with the three socks
12:42No I got them
12:43I'm sure you want him
12:45He's fine outside
12:46But he's a dancing sucker in the box
12:48He don't like them arenas
12:50Can I come try him?
12:51Anytime you want
12:53I'll come over this weekend
12:54Don't bring beer
12:55My wife will kill us both
12:56I'll make no promises
12:59May I ask you something?
13:02Yes ma'am
13:04What in the world
13:05Were you two talking about?
13:07A horse
13:09A dancing horse
13:11That he is
13:13Okay
13:19I just need to make a copy of the death certificate
13:23The funeral home should have prepared
13:25Oh
13:34Sorry
13:35This one's the
13:37Long line
14:03We moved it out front for you
14:05Thank you
14:07We're praying for you
14:08Mrs. Kleiber
14:09Praying
14:10For what?
14:12For peace
14:13It's not working
14:45It's not working
14:50It's not working
14:51It's not working
14:53It's not working
14:54It's not working
14:54It's not working
14:54It's not working
14:55It's not working
14:56It's not working
14:57It's not working
14:59It's not working
14:59It's not working
15:00It's not working
15:02It's not working
15:03It's not working
15:04It's not working
15:04It's not working
15:04It's not working
15:05It's not working
15:24Do you want me to tell me to go?
15:35We got it from here, but thank you. You don't know the way just pulled up my phone. That sounds
15:41like it. No, uh, don't you follow me
16:16Boy, they sure make men different out here, don't they?
16:20Your father's the only real man you ever met, so I'm not sure you have the data to make that
16:25comparison
16:26Okay, you know what? This tough love shit is 20 years too late
16:30Isn't that the truth?
16:33Is that why you asked me to come? You didn't get it out of your system this morning
16:36Okay, you know what? Fine, mom. Pull over. Give me your best shot. What is your plan?
16:42My plan? Yeah
16:45In New York, for the future
16:47I don't know. Co-parent my daughters?
16:50You're doing that anywhere
16:53Work on myself? Honey, what does that mean? I don't know. Try and find happiness
17:00Find someone who makes me happy
17:02I don't know
17:03Start dating? I don't know. I'll try to
17:06You have no idea
17:09No
17:10You should stay with me
17:13No, uh, I am not moving to the Upper East Side where everyone is married
17:17No, no, I mean here
17:18Here?
17:18I told you what I'm doing
17:20Mom
17:20Abby, you have never been challenged in your life
17:23Mom
17:23This would be a challenge
17:24Mom, stop
17:25And challenge is exactly what you need
17:26You are not moving to Montana with no running water
17:29We have running water. We have no sewage
17:31How can you live here? You have no friends
17:33The grocery store is an hour away
17:34And what are you going to do in the winter? Are you going to chop wood?
17:37I know you are hurting. We are all hurting
17:40I don't know how to move on from a failed marriage
17:42I can't fathom moving on from a perfect one
17:45But this is not moving on
17:47This is hiding
17:49You have countless friends in New York
17:51Your family is there
17:52All of the charities that you work so hard
17:55The debate about what I will do is over
17:57This is a debate about what you will do
18:00And what I will do as a result
18:03I will sell your house, which is my house
18:06And as executor of the trust, I will seize all payments to you
18:10You want to live in New York? You make it work
18:14And what about my children?
18:16Pick a boarding school. I'll pay for that
18:17You know, their father needs to be a part of this decision
18:19Oh, no, no, no
18:20I am selling his house too
18:21There are no more free rides for anyone
18:23Your options are stay here with me
18:27Or you figure out your life on your own
18:31What the fuck did I do to make you hate me so much, Mom?
18:38Abby, you don't understand that this is the most love I have ever shown you
18:44Don't let me out of this car
18:46I want out of this fucking car
18:49I want out of this fucking car
19:02What the fuck?
19:03What the fuck?
19:07Fuck
19:12Hey, bud, you busy?
19:14Yeah, I got some lost cargo on 89
19:16You mind running it up to the house?
19:19Thanks, Amigo
19:21Yeah
19:25A big one
19:29There is a green room just outside the theater
19:31And the screening ends at 8.52
19:33And then we'll escort him out for the Q&A
19:35Which is scheduled for 25 minutes
19:38If he wants to do photos, he can
19:40And then we'll get him over to the Soho house for the reception
19:45No, I won't
19:47I've had a death in the family
19:51Thank you
19:58Hey, you hit it
19:59Come on
20:01Is it cold?
20:02It feels great
20:13It's cold
20:29All right, come on
20:32Wait
20:32Wait, wait for me
20:34I won't
20:39I won't
20:48Just
20:49Maybe
20:50No
20:52Guard
20:52We're
20:52No
20:57We're
21:00We're
21:01We're
21:02We're
21:03We're
21:04Oh, my God.
21:45Oh, my God.
21:58That sure is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
22:06I'm not.
22:07I'm not.
22:11You know, I got some experience with that solution.
22:15My father chose it.
22:20The thing about suicide I know one talks about is that it's contagious.
22:27Loss a brother and an uncle for what's through with us.
22:29I would never.
22:31I just...
22:35My girls would never survive without me.
22:38They barely survive now.
22:39Well...
22:43Those things come in real handy when you surprise a bear, but that's about all they're good for.
22:48Yeah.
22:50How would you feel about me hanging on to that until, uh, Grizzly makes you real angry?
22:59Okay.
23:06When my father died, the thing that surprised me the most was all the damn paperwork.
23:14And paperwork has got to be somebody else's job.
23:17Yeah.
23:19Your job's just to miss him.
23:23Yeah.
23:26I'm gonna follow you this time.
23:28Stay on 287 until he gets your role.
23:30Okay.
24:00but I just
24:06hi honey hold on just one second okay I'm going outside
24:11are you okay I have been calling and texting and are you my friend am I
24:17see of course think real hard before you answer Stacy you are my best friend
24:25get on a plane I need you you text me the address and I will be there first thing in
24:30the morning
24:47no is there any way someone that could bring the rental car to me
24:53I will drive them back okay you know what how about I pay for two rental cars
25:00and one person follows the other person to me
25:07you know what let's try this again how about
25:13one second
25:16this ain't very safe
25:18you don't say
25:20also ain't very legal
25:21would you mind arresting me is there any way that you can bring a rental car to the police station
25:26is that possible I got an idea that's a little less dramatic how about I give you a ride
25:32you do that yes ma'am
25:37in the back
25:37only if you start making trouble
25:40I have all of today's trouble out of my system
25:43it's good news for both of us
25:56you're out by the mason ranch
25:58am I
25:59where Cade works
26:01oh yes Cade
26:03Cade the cowboy
26:04he is that
26:06everybody knows everybody here huh
26:08boy ain't much of an accomplishment
26:14oh man
26:26I'm sorry
26:30if it's any consolation you are seeing me at the lowest point of my life
26:37don't get to meet many at their best moments ma'am
26:40it just ain't the job
26:43I'll tell you this
26:45if I had a loved one pass in New York City
26:48I'd be a lot more lost than you
26:50do you have any music in this thing?
26:59music is the one thing it don't have
27:03if I can turn the sirens on
27:04drive like a bat out of hell
27:06if it'll make you feel better
27:10it's worth a shot
27:25people just get right out of the way don't they?
27:26yeah sirens have that effect
27:32I don't think I have the moral compass for this kind of power
27:36what's your name?
27:38Abby
27:40you're alright Abby
27:58hey we could uh
27:59try the um
28:02indigenous tacos
28:03what do you think?
28:04can we eat all the lasagna?
28:05yeah lasagna is down
28:06what's in the freezer?
28:08um
28:10everything in the freezer has hooves
28:12alright let's try the taco things
28:17where's mom?
28:18uh
28:20there's a little light on in her cabin
28:32I'll be back
28:34take bear spray
28:35if there was a bear I think I would see it
28:59hey it's Abby
29:00leave a message
29:04mom
29:06you didn't tell us you were back
29:10I'm gonna have to go back out and find your sister
29:12she's at the neighbors
29:14what neighbors?
29:15the cowboy
29:16that doesn't make any sense
29:18the cowboy followed me here
29:20that's where she is
29:22we're making dinner
29:23are you hungry?
29:24how did she manage that?
29:26I heard handsome
29:27and I heard uniform
29:32what's for dinner?
29:33the tacos
29:34we dare not speak their name
29:36I cannot wait for those girls to meet the woman who made them
29:44we swam in the river today
29:45oh yeah? how was that?
29:47felt gray on my hoo-ha
29:49and then Russell made me this baking soda bandage
29:52there's no telling the yeast infection I'm in store for
29:55but the swelling is sure down
29:57my vagina is almost back to my mom
29:58Jesus
29:59I gotta say Paige
30:00not the answer I was expecting
30:07what are you doing girls?
30:09found this in our cabin
30:10internet stopped breaking
30:19so why'd you throw mom out of your truck?
30:22for beating Paige's ass?
30:24hey!
30:25number one
30:25it was to draw
30:27number two
30:27nice language
30:28I didn't
30:30your mother asked
30:31to get out of the truck
30:32not what she said
30:33well her relationship with the truth remains the same
30:37okay
30:38I think this is ready
30:40her
30:41yes
30:41thank you濡
30:49Harris you I'm
30:51oh
30:53no
30:53no
30:54but
30:55I'm
31:09no
31:10right
31:23Tony, don't rope the dog.
31:28And what are you doing?
31:29Mickey Spear.
31:30Hey, a little help here?
31:32Hey, boys.
31:35Here you go, darling.
31:36Oh, thank you.
31:38Here you go.
31:39Okay, some spice.
31:41Thanks, mama.
31:42You're welcome.
31:44Swap leads into the turn, Kayla.
32:02Looks like you're about on a horse.
32:04Let's get her washed up and fed.
32:09Don't mind us while we herd wild children.
32:16Oh, my God.
32:17Spade, let that snake go.
32:19He's not bothering you.
32:20Are there more of those things around?
32:22You want as many of those around as you can get.
32:25What is that?
32:26Keep the rodents away.
32:28You ain't got rodents, you ain't got rattlesnakes.
32:31Good to know.
32:34Looks like they're...
32:37Should we go?
32:38I'll get those kids put down and be right back out.
32:42Thanks.
32:44You have kids?
32:45Two boys.
32:47How old?
32:4814 and 11.
32:51I was the scourge of New York when I got pregnant at 20.
32:54You fit right in here.
32:57Where's your wife?
32:59She died.
33:02I'm sorry.
33:03It was a few years ago.
33:11Cancer?
33:13The TV flipped over on her.
33:15She was running it up the hill.
33:18She had no business being on, but we couldn't tell her no.
33:23She was wild as fire.
33:29What about you?
33:32My ex-husband is very much alive.
33:36I only wish you were dead.
33:39You don't wish that.
33:40I'm just...
33:41I'm kidding.
33:41I shouldn't have said that.
33:43I was...
33:45He a good father?
33:49That's an interesting question.
33:51A pretty important one.
33:52He's half the deal.
33:53Just interesting, you thought, to ask it.
33:58What's interesting is...
34:02You haven't answered.
34:07Hope he is.
34:09For your kid's sake.
34:13It's getting late.
34:16Want me to take you home?
34:17No, I would like that very much.
34:19But for now, I will settle for the ranch next door.
34:25Ranch next door it is.
34:30Thanks.
34:39What?
34:41What?
34:42What?
34:44What are you...
34:45Well, you want to go back, right?
34:47Yeah.
34:47Okay.
34:49But you're not walking.
34:50I'm waiting for you.
34:51Oh!
34:52You want me to move first?
34:54And then I walk with you.
34:55That's how it works.
34:56Okay. Yeah.
34:57Just still figuring out the rules here.
34:59Cool.
35:00Ain't too hard to figure out.
35:01Yeah.
35:08Thanks.
35:09You bet.
35:34Okay.
35:43Whoa.
35:45Okay.
35:48Hey, hi.
35:49No, no!
35:53Just dolorous heart.
35:53Oh, no, no.
35:55No.
35:55No.
36:00No, no, no.
36:19How long are you in the valley?
36:21That is the question, and I have no answer.
36:26Here's another one.
36:27When are y'all coming back?
36:29Another question with no answer.
36:33Why?
36:36Why do you ask?
36:39I know you're dealing with a lot, and this ain't a timing.
36:42Good timing is not something I was blessed with.
36:45Got to take my shots when they come.
36:50I'm trying to decipher that.
36:51There's not much to decipher.
36:52The answer is yes.
36:56I haven't asked a question yet.
36:59The answer's still yes.
37:04Okay.
37:05This is when the country boy thing needs a little kick in the ass.
37:08Do you have a pen?
37:10Something to write on?
37:24Right, okay.
37:25So I'll, uh...
37:34No, I'm going to need one more of those.
37:49Oh, my God.
37:51Okay.
37:54You better go, or I'm going to drag you into a horse stall.
37:58Well, that's not the threat to make me leave.
38:04Um...
38:06I am going to go, thank you, do damage control on my daughters.
38:11After we plot out a cemetery and plan a funeral, I am pretty free.
38:17So...
38:17Give me a call.
38:20I'll do it.
38:29Oh, my God.
38:30He's fucking beautiful.
38:32I don't know about beautiful.
38:33He's fit.
38:34He's in shape.
38:35But that's, like, the job, you know?
38:36So, please.
38:37He's so cute, Mom.
38:38Really?
38:39Yeah.
38:40You just found him on the street?
38:41Well, actually, he found me.
38:42It was steamy.
38:43What are you guys doing?
38:45Sexy man.
38:56That doesn't hurt.
38:59Harder.
39:00Your threshold for pain should be studied.
39:02Walk 30 blocks in four-inch heels, then tell me it's the foot massage that hurts.
39:07I'm going to take your word for it.
39:09So the judge didn't award spouses support or child support.
39:14Why would you?
39:15They're both unemployed.
39:17He says each parent is responsible for expenses when they have the girls.
39:21And they need to split tuition.
39:25Or place them in public school.
39:28That's not happening.
39:29Well, maybe it should happen.
39:30In the village?
39:31Come on, honey.
39:32Look, this is a win because the court isn't dictating what we do, which is going to have
39:36to cover the gap when the girls are with him.
39:38He hasn't worked a day in his life.
39:41If we don't help, he'll tuck tail and go.
39:44Who knows?
39:45Where do you 35-year-old adolescents go?
39:48Oh, Los Angeles.
39:49Try to become a fucking actor.
39:53Then we're just robbing their children.
39:55He's a nice guy.
39:57Dilettante with zero ambition.
40:00Be nice.
40:01That's partly our fault.
40:03We did.
40:04We enabled it.
40:05You're enabling it now.
40:07If we're always around to pick her up, she's never going to learn to stand on her own.
40:12For God's sake, she's 33 years old.
40:16We need to let her fall down.
40:20Honey, I can't do that.
40:23She may be the oldest, but she's still my baby.
40:26I can't take that risk.
40:30Picking her up when she falls is my job.
40:52Told you, honey.
40:53She's in my heart when she is struggling.
40:53She's still my baby.
40:54Oh, my goodness.
40:55I can't do that.
40:55I'm sorry.
40:56Amen.
40:56Amen.
40:56Amen.
40:58Amen.
40:59You
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