00:00Sorry sir?
00:01Excuse me?
00:02What did you say sir?
00:05Um...
00:05Why are you parked in my driveway?
00:07Sorry, I don't understand sir.
00:10You're...
00:11You're...
00:11You're parked in front of...
00:12I'm just...
00:12Curious why...
00:13Like why you're here?
00:15Why do you want to go out sir?
00:16No, I'm not going anytime soon.
00:18Then sir, it's okay.
00:19Yeah, but that's...
00:20That's kinda weird, right?
00:21Like...
00:21No, because...
00:22I'm just going to park here.
00:24But like, are you just like...
00:25I mean, are you...
00:26Going to...
00:27Are you staying here?
00:27Like are you staying parked here?
00:28Yes, I'm going to stay here sir.
00:30How are you playing...
00:30Like I...
00:31What if I need to leave?
00:31Like I don't know that I need to leave soon, but like...
00:33But do you...
00:34Do you...
00:34Do you need to go?
00:35Not right now, but like...
00:37But like my...
00:37It's okay.
00:38What if I get a call from my kids school and they're like,
00:39Hey, can you come pick them up like early?
00:41Like we need...
00:41We need...
00:42They need to go home.
00:42Sir, sir, sir.
00:43I'm just going to a house over there.
00:45This yellow house there sir.
00:47Okay.
00:48I'm just going there.
00:48If you want to tell me...
00:50But why don't you park in front of the yellow house?
00:52Because there's no parking there sir.
00:55I got parked there because there's car there already.
00:58I don't want to block their car because this...
01:00But you're blocking my car.
01:01But sir, you're not going anywhere.
01:03But like if you're going to the yellow house,
01:04I assume you're like hanging out with people at the yellow house,
01:06your friends or something.
01:07I'm only going to be about four or five hours.
01:09Four or five...
01:09Dude, like what?
01:11Like it's four or five...
01:12You're going to be parked in my driveway for four...
01:13I'm definitely going to have to leave before then.
01:15But then sir, then you can go to yellow house and tell me to move car.
01:18I wait for you to move car and then I put my car in there.
01:24I don't know if I feel comfortable with this.
01:27It's okay.
01:27I'm comfortable.
01:29But like...
01:29But that's...
01:30Okay, I respect that you're comfortable,
01:31but that's like not really what I care about here.
01:33Like I kind of want to be able to...
01:35But it's okay because I don't really care either sir.
01:36I just don't understand why do Joseph's park somewhere where you're not blocking me in?
01:39Because...
01:39Like there are other spots.
01:41Like you can...
01:42Because there's nowhere else to park.
01:46But like...
01:47Are...
01:47Are you sure?
01:49Like I kind of...
01:50Okay.
01:50Sir, I'm parking here for...
01:52I'm sorry.
01:52For...
01:53For you.
01:54But I don't want you to park here.
01:55I think that's what you're kind of missing.
01:57But it's okay.
01:57I want to park here.
01:58What's your name?
01:59Rajiv.
02:00Rajiv.
02:00Okay.
02:00So Rajiv...
02:02I like...
02:03I would respectfully request that you move your car elsewhere.
02:09You want me to...
02:09Okay, I can put it back a little bit.
02:10I'm not touching your car.
02:12Could you just...
02:12You want me to go closer?
02:15No, I don't want you to come closer.
02:16I would like you to go further.
02:17I would like you to go further away, Rajiv.
02:19I don't want you to be parked...
02:20But sir, sir, there's nowhere else for me to park.
02:22There's...
02:22So I will park here.
02:23There's an entire neighborhood.
02:24There are other places to be parked.
02:25I will park here with you then.
02:25You have to be parked like a block away.
02:27But sir, I'm only going to be...
02:29Okay.
02:29I think we're kind of going in circles.
02:31So, um...
02:31How about...
02:33Uh...
02:33How about you just...
02:35Move?
02:37Like...
02:37Like dude...
02:38You want me to move closer?
02:39No, I don't want you to move closer.
02:40I want you to move further away.
02:42I...
02:42Like...
02:43I don't think...
02:43I will go.
02:45This is not that complicated.
02:46You want me to go.
02:46Why don't you just park in front of the house that you're going to?
02:48I think because there's no parking there.
02:49Well, why don't you block them in?
02:50Parking is on.
02:51What?
02:51They have a driveway.
02:52Why don't you just block them in?
02:53Because it's my friend's car.
02:54It's not fair.
02:54What?
02:55But you're going to spend time with them.
02:56Exactly.
02:57So, then if...
02:58When you need to leave, they can just walk you out.
03:00But then maybe you need to go.
03:01Maybe you need to go.
03:02But...
03:02But if he needs to go, you'll go.
03:05Because he's your friend you're hanging out with.
03:06If I need to go, I need to come to the house to ask you to come move your car.
03:10To, like, take you away from the person you're hanging out with, who you could be parked
03:13in front of their car.
03:13That makes no...
03:14That makes no sense.
03:15What are you doing?
03:17What is happening?
03:17But, sir, it would be fair if I block his car because that's his car and his drive.
03:24I'm having a stroke.
03:24I'm so confused.
03:25I just don't...
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