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"Satou," aka Ichiro Suzuki is a programmer in the middle of a death march. He was supposed to be taking a nap but somehow wakes up in another world... What lies before him is what looks like the menu screen of the game he was working before his nap. He’s at a complete beginner stage at level 1. However, he had three “Meteor Showers” which could level a whole map. Suddenly, a whole group of lizardmen appears in front of him. In order to survive, Satou uses Meteor Shower, his level jumped to 310 and he became extremely wealthy. Whether it be dream or reality, Satou’s journey was now beginning.
"Satou," aka Ichiro Suzuki is a programmer in the middle of a death march. He was supposed to be taking a nap but somehow wakes up in another world... What lies before him is what looks like the menu screen of the game he was working before his nap. He’s at a complete beginner stage at level 1. However, he had three “Meteor Showers” which could level a whole map. Suddenly, a whole group of lizardmen appears in front of him. In order to survive, Satou uses Meteor Shower, his level jumped to 310 and he became extremely wealthy. Whether it be dream or reality, Satou’s journey was now beginning.
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00:00:07Perfect. I should make the 833 train without any problems.
00:00:13Oh, crap. It's running early.
00:00:27Adulting is hard. Life was a whole lot easier back when I was in school.
00:00:34Oh, yeah. I forgot it was Sunday. That's why the train schedule is running differently. I can't believe I forgot
00:00:41what day it was.
00:00:53Good morning.
00:00:54Hey. Are you seriously working over the weekend again?
00:00:58Always. We're slammed right now. You know, because of the new guy.
00:01:02Uh, yeah. That's right. I can't believe he just up and quit, especially right before the delivery date.
00:01:08So you're picking up the slack?
00:01:10Who else? But with all the bugs and changes in the core design, we might not make deadline.
00:01:17You're a good guy, you know that? I hope the brass brings in some new people ASAP.
00:01:22Turnover didn't used to be this brutal. But now, seems like someone quits every day.
00:01:28You're a real grown-up, man.
00:01:30I'm staring down 30. Better late than never.
00:01:41Well, it's time to start another death march.
00:01:45Okay. Finish line approaching. I'm done writing all the classes and commenting everything.
00:01:51Now I just gotta generate the documentation and UML from the source code and start drilling down on the bugs.
00:01:56The end is so close I can taste it.
00:02:04Not again, man. I can't keep changing stuff. I've already gone over like this.
00:02:12Sato. I mean, Suzuki. You and I need to talk War World, bro.
00:02:17He just tried to call me Sato again.
00:02:20We've been working together for six months. You should know my name by now.
00:02:24We got a major problem on our hands. The client is saying the game's too difficult for beginners.
00:02:28If we don't fix it before the delivery date, we're totally screwed.
00:02:31Huh. I know the client is always right, but they told us our target audience won't play the game if
00:02:36we make it any easier.
00:02:38I guess you're right.
00:02:41There's another way. We should use my idea, the one that got axed early on.
00:02:45When you create your avatar, you get an item that reveals a map and three heavy-duty bombs.
00:02:50Cool.
00:02:52If you clear the area without using the shortcut, you get a rare achievement.
00:02:56Two birds, one stone. Beginners are taken care of and skilled gamers have something to play for.
00:03:02Since we're under the gun, how about we just go with that?
00:03:04Good thinking, Suzuki. I'll leave the rest to you.
00:03:08Hold on a sec.
00:03:09Yes?
00:03:10I still have to fix all the bugs in that mobile MMORPG, so I'm running kind of short on time.
00:03:15While I'm busy with that, call the client and get them to sign off.
00:03:18If I put in that feature and the client says no, we won't make deadline.
00:03:22Yeah, right. I'm calling to confirm right now.
00:03:28I guess I'll go get some lunch.
00:03:35There's always an event out here, even on Sunday.
00:03:38Huh.
00:03:49Is she lost?
00:03:58Hey, you're alright.
00:04:01What's wrong? Are you lost?
00:04:04My mama!
00:04:07I have no idea what she's saying.
00:04:09I guess I should probably take her to a police station.
00:04:13Right.
00:04:14Come on, let's go get help.
00:04:16Mona!
00:04:18Mommy!
00:04:20Oh, there you are, my love.
00:04:22Oh, is she your daughter?
00:04:23She is. I'm very sorry if she bothered you, sir.
00:04:27Please, she was no trouble at all. I'm just glad you found her.
00:04:31That's a load off.
00:04:32For a second, I was worried she might think I was some kind of creep.
00:04:36Thank you for taking care of my sweet girl.
00:04:38Sure.
00:04:39I want chocolate ice cream in a cone with sprinkles on top.
00:04:44Her mom is pretty hot, though.
00:04:49Alright, that should do it.
00:04:51I guess I should test it out.
00:04:56Wait, what was the name of the game again?
00:05:00Oh, yeah. FFL.
00:05:05Good work.
00:05:08Headed out?
00:05:09Haven't been home in three days.
00:05:11Gotta get back there fast before the wife kicks me out.
00:05:14Hey, at least you have someone at home who actually cares.
00:05:17That's true.
00:05:18Playing the field's fun, but you don't want to do it forever.
00:05:21Am I right?
00:05:22You're 29 years old, dude.
00:05:24You need to find yourself a lady, my friend.
00:05:26See ya.
00:05:29A lady.
00:05:32Would be nice.
00:05:34But when every day is a death march,
00:05:36it's a pretty unrealistic proposition.
00:05:54Man, I sure could use a bath.
00:05:57I'm almost finished.
00:05:59One last email.
00:06:00And then I'm home free.
00:06:03Suzuki, we just got a bug report from the storage testing team.
00:06:07What?
00:06:07No, that can't be right.
00:06:09I literally just spent the last couple of hours fixing the storage space bug.
00:06:12I'm not talking about the inventory in FFL, dude.
00:06:15I'm talking about a new one.
00:06:17There's an item duplication bug in World War.
00:06:20Check your messenger.
00:06:21I just sent you an attachment with the details.
00:06:23All right.
00:06:25Duplication bugs are hard to fix.
00:06:36I see.
00:06:37The jerk didn't want to get yelled at, so he sent me an email.
00:06:41He better take me out to lunch somewhere nice with tons of cute girls.
00:06:48Done at last.
00:06:56I'm sure there are some bugs left, but it'll be fine.
00:06:59Digital distribution lets us patch it later down the line.
00:07:03I can hear the users complaining now, but I don't care.
00:07:07If I can just fire off this email, I can finally get some sleep.
00:07:13I really needed this.
00:07:16I haven't shut my eyes in over 30 hours.
00:07:19Right now, sleep is my justice.
00:07:54What the heck is this?
00:07:56Am I dreaming?
00:08:05Of course the phone doesn't work.
00:08:08Whoa, I'm young.
00:08:11Whoa, I look like I did back in high school.
00:08:17Well, having a dream about your younger self isn't that abnormal.
00:08:23But then again, this is a little freaky.
00:08:28Don't get me wrong.
00:08:28When I'm on a death march, I have dreams about fixing bugs all the time.
00:08:32But I don't think I've ever had a dream where my younger self is actually inside the freaking game I'm
00:08:37working on.
00:08:39It's crazy.
00:08:40It's kind of like Whirl World and FFL got slammed together.
00:08:44And of course it has bugs.
00:08:47Whoa, I just did that with my mind.
00:08:51Sato.
00:08:52That's the name I always use for my test characters when I'm working out bugs.
00:08:57The Valley of Dragons?
00:09:00Well, I guess that's what this massive crevice is.
00:09:06What's that?
00:09:08Uh-oh.
00:09:09Crap.
00:09:10Weapons?
00:09:12Looks like all I've got are three meteor rains and a map reveal.
00:09:16Wait.
00:09:17This is the idea I came up with to help out beginning players.
00:09:20The map.
00:09:26Red dots only mean one thing.
00:09:28Bad guys.
00:09:33Elite lizard men?
00:09:34That doesn't sound fun.
00:09:36There are hundreds of them and they're all level 50.
00:09:39I'm only level one.
00:09:40I can't beat them in a hand-to-hand fight.
00:09:45I really hate lizard men.
00:09:48Oh, crap.
00:09:49Please tell me they don't know I'm here.
00:09:58I felt that.
00:09:59I for real just felt that.
00:10:11This sucks.
00:10:12I'm gonna have to fight back.
00:10:18No way.
00:10:20My weaponry hasn't implemented yet.
00:10:30Oh, man.
00:10:31I'm about to die here.
00:10:33And all because of a damn bug.
00:10:35Oh, man.
00:10:37Oh, man.
00:10:39Oh, man.
00:10:40Oh, man.
00:10:41Oh, man.
00:10:42Oh, man.
00:10:45Oh, man.
00:10:48Oh, man.
00:10:51Oh, man.
00:10:52Sato here.
00:10:53I've been a busy little worker bee, like any good citizen of a thriving democracy should be.
00:10:58Work's been tough lately, I won't lie.
00:11:00But not so tough I want to disappear to another dimension.
00:11:04I was busy.
00:11:06But it made me feel important.
00:11:10That's the truth.
00:11:33That lizard was too close to be in the target range of the meteor strike.
00:11:37Stick a fork in me.
00:11:41This is exactly like a game.
00:11:45He wants me to fight him.
00:11:47With this sword.
00:11:57That hurt, like, a lot.
00:12:03Looks like his life bar is almost gone.
00:12:05Gotta keep fighting.
00:12:07Whoa!
00:12:08Whoa!
00:12:10Whoa!
00:12:11Whoa!
00:12:13Whoa!
00:12:13Whoa!
00:12:16Whoa!
00:12:29I've heard of people having vivid dreams, but this is too much.
00:12:33There has to be a way to get out of this freaking nightmare.
00:12:36Like an off button.
00:12:39What?
00:12:41I can't save my progress or log out?
00:12:43You're not very nice to your player's dream.
00:12:46Ah, this sucks.
00:12:48I need to figure out a way to heal, at least until I wake up.
00:12:52Uh, am I already healed?
00:12:54Oh, wow.
00:12:55And it feels like the pain's all gone, too.
00:12:57Wait a sec.
00:12:59My max vitality has increased.
00:13:01And that's not all.
00:13:03I'm level 310?
00:13:06This rules.
00:13:08I must have leveled up due to the meteor rain.
00:13:12I guess that explains why I was able to take out that lizard freak one-on-one.
00:13:19Whoa.
00:13:20My ability points are maxed out, too.
00:13:22Wait a second.
00:13:23Where's the log?
00:13:25Keep scrolling.
00:13:27Keep scrolling.
00:13:29I'll skip anything that doesn't make sense.
00:13:31If this is a log of everything.
00:13:34What about skills?
00:13:35I've gotten more magic skill.
00:13:38I have that meteor rain I just used.
00:13:41But I wonder if that means disabled?
00:13:43Hmm.
00:13:45I guess I just have to turn it back on.
00:13:48Typical gaming platform.
00:13:50Even in a dream, these things are complicated.
00:13:52Whatever.
00:13:53I better test it out while I still have the chance.
00:13:55If I get into another sticky situation with those lizard men and it tells me I don't have enough MP,
00:14:00I'm gonna be pissed.
00:14:01Not to mention dead.
00:14:07This should be a safe enough distance.
00:14:21Uh-oh.
00:14:21Not good.
00:14:29Not bad.
00:14:31Not bad.
00:14:38Uh-oh.
00:14:44Uh-oh.
00:14:45Uh-oh.
00:14:46Uh-oh.
00:14:49Uh-oh.
00:14:56That magic is way too powerful.
00:14:58If I use it all the time, I might as well declare myself a supervillain.
00:15:02I think I'd better play it safe.
00:15:05Bye-bye.
00:15:08I'm really thirsty.
00:15:12There's loot, too.
00:15:16Lizardmen corpses count as loot.
00:15:21Cool. I have a water pouch.
00:15:23Let's see if I can use it, though.
00:15:26Nice. It appeared.
00:15:36Oh, wow.
00:15:37This is the best water I've tasted in my entire life.
00:15:44Unlimited fresh water.
00:15:46No idea how that's possible, but it's pretty sweet.
00:15:49I wonder what else I have.
00:15:52I'm loaded up with cash.
00:15:55I don't feel like organizing this right now, but the next time I come across a town, I'm going to
00:15:59have a field day.
00:16:03A holy sword, a divine sword, and a magic gun?
00:16:06Man, I feel like I died and went to middle school geek heaven.
00:16:09Oh, wow.
00:16:16Nice.
00:16:22It's weird.
00:16:24I don't have many skills.
00:16:25I wonder if you get more via some sort of action instead of by leveling up.
00:16:31I guess I'll add points to things I'll need in battle.
00:16:33If I come across an army of lizard men, I want to be prepared.
00:16:38Well, I should probably get some sleep before I head out.
00:16:42Besides, exploring is my favorite part.
00:16:54All right.
00:16:55I guess I'll head to this warrior's fort place first.
00:17:01This place rocks.
00:17:04I've been slaving away in front of a computer for so long, I forgot what beauty looks like.
00:17:09I know this dream isn't going to last forever, but it's a nice escape while it does.
00:17:14All right.
00:17:14Here goes.
00:17:40So this is warrior's fort?
00:17:44Oh.
00:17:45A monarchy.
00:17:46Saleu City.
00:17:48That's the closest place to the fort.
00:17:52Huh?
00:17:53There are about a hundred soldiers.
00:17:55Highest level soldier here is only 31.
00:17:58Average level is 7.
00:18:00That's pretty low.
00:18:02What's that?
00:18:03Why, Vernet?
00:18:05Let's check it out.
00:18:17That hurt.
00:18:18No, it didn't.
00:18:20Do I have a pain reduction skill?
00:18:22Or maybe it's because my endurance is really good?
00:18:27Suck on this, Wyvern!
00:18:33I'm super strong.
00:18:35Level 310 is no joke.
00:18:39Wait a sec.
00:18:40That Wyvern's heading towards the soldiers.
00:18:43This is my fault.
00:18:44I have to help them.
00:19:05I need to change the language settings.
00:19:10You're in the name of Saleu.
00:19:12Soldiers, hold your ground.
00:19:14Show them our Saleu quest.
00:19:17Here it comes.
00:19:18Hold strong to your positions and don't relent.
00:19:21Dig in your heels, Lancemen.
00:19:23Let your feet in the air and the Wyvern will blow you away.
00:19:27Bowmen, draw it in.
00:19:28Wait for the lances to slow its speed and then we strike.
00:19:34Those arrows aren't sharp enough to penetrate the Wyvern's hide.
00:19:37Then again, it might not be the arrows.
00:19:40It could be the soldiers' levels are too low.
00:19:42I'm so close to the mode.
00:19:43You're awesome!
00:19:46Four wins!
00:19:47Arrow hammer!
00:19:52I take a lightning bolt shock attack!
00:20:02It's coming.
00:20:03Xena, stop him!
00:20:05Right!
00:20:06Four wins, I summon my power!
00:20:08Arrow forcefield!
00:20:16Resist fall gravity barrier!
00:20:22Arrow forcefield!
00:20:23Arrow forcefield!
00:20:47Apparently, skills aren't the only things that are easy to come by here.
00:20:50Titles are, too.
00:20:53Hey, are you okay?
00:20:54Oh, yeah, by the way, I wouldn't look down if I were you.
00:21:00I warned you.
00:21:02Let's get out of here.
00:21:12Thank you for the catch.
00:21:13I don't remember much.
00:21:15Only the wyverns sweeping down on me.
00:21:17I was working my way up that cliff when, out of nowhere, you just came flying down from the sky.
00:21:21Well, I'm glad you were there.
00:21:23I'm pretty sure you just saved my life.
00:21:26If I were a younger man, I'd be head over heels in love right about now.
00:21:30Oh, by the way, my name's Sato.
00:21:32Yes, well, it's so nice to meet you.
00:21:35That was dumb.
00:21:36I should have asked her for her name first.
00:21:39Forgive me.
00:21:40My name's Zina.
00:21:40I'm 17, and I'm a military mage on retainer of Count Seriu.
00:21:44I've served in the territorial army for two years.
00:21:46I'm not yet married.
00:21:48No boyfriend, either.
00:21:50Where I come from, that's called TMI.
00:21:54Stop right there, scum!
00:21:56Move away from the girl!
00:21:57No, Lilio, don't hurt him!
00:21:59He's all right!
00:21:59We're trying to save your life, Zina!
00:22:02Oh, you don't have anything to fear from me.
00:22:04I'm just a traveling merchant.
00:22:06The name's Sato.
00:22:10A merchant with zero goods sounds fishy.
00:22:13She's right.
00:22:14What sort of a traveling merchant carries his wares in a satchel like this?
00:22:20This is sort of embarrassing, but when that big meteor shower hit, my pack horse got spooked and took off.
00:22:26I don't really want that skill.
00:22:29Do you mean the starfall that might scare a horse?
00:22:33But if you'd seen it hit, you wouldn't be standing here right now.
00:22:37You would have run the other way.
00:22:40The man who saved my grandfather's life?
00:22:42He's buried in a grave near Warrior's Fort.
00:22:44I journeyed there to pay my respects.
00:22:46The starfall happened when I first arrived.
00:22:49My horse ran this way.
00:22:53Show me your papers right now.
00:22:55You don't need those.
00:22:56Rules are rules.
00:22:58Thing is, I left my papers inside the pocket of a coat on the back of my pack horse.
00:23:03I have nothing to show you, ma'am.
00:23:06Very well.
00:23:08We'll issue new papers in Saryu City.
00:23:11Maxing out my trickery and persuasion skills really did the trick.
00:23:14I feel so dirty.
00:23:19And so, shortly after the starfall's impact, we were dispatched from Saryu City to the area where you ended up
00:23:25finding us.
00:23:26Our orders were to assess any potential damage.
00:23:29A wyvern corpse?
00:23:32Wyvern hides are tough, so they make for sturdy armor.
00:23:35We can usually sell it for a decent profit.
00:23:37Yes, that's very true.
00:23:39Good armor.
00:23:39But bad food.
00:23:41Really bad.
00:23:41It's cheap, though.
00:23:42Sometimes they force us to eat wyvern to save coin.
00:23:45Does it really taste that bad?
00:23:47It tastes like dirt, kid.
00:23:48First time I put that garbage in my mouth, I spit it right back in the bowl.
00:23:52Of course, the slaves in Westtown don't complain about wyvern meat or any other kind of food.
00:23:56They'll eat it all.
00:23:57I didn't realize they have slaves here.
00:23:59I sure hope they don't feed me wyvern when we get to town.
00:24:04Approximately 80% of Saryu City's residents are full citizens.
00:24:07The other 20% are slaves.
00:24:09And they're not all human.
00:24:12Huh.
00:24:13Cool.
00:24:14There's an elf.
00:24:15Oh, and some unknown magical being.
00:24:18Look, Sato.
00:24:19The city's straight ahead.
00:24:21Huh.
00:24:29I meant to ask you, do you have somewhere to stay in town, or are you in need of proper
00:24:33accommodations?
00:24:34Actually, I was thinking about getting a room somewhere.
00:24:37In that case, I'd recommend you try the Gate Inn.
00:24:39It's just past the main entrance on the right side.
00:24:42A touch pricey, but it's known far and wide for its extraordinary cuisine.
00:24:56I wish I could stay.
00:24:58I'm required to give a debriefing, so I'm afraid I'll have to be going.
00:25:01I'll stop by later to say thank you.
00:25:03Don't worry.
00:25:04You don't need to thank me at all.
00:25:05Sato, I'm a member of the Mariantail family.
00:25:07I have a duty to show my appreciation.
00:25:10Gee, she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:25:12I'll see you soon.
00:25:14I might be reading into it, but I totally think she's in love with me.
00:25:19So, how can I help you, Iona?
00:25:23We owe this man our thanks for saving Xena's life.
00:25:26He's lost his papers, and if you don't mind, I would like you to reissue them.
00:25:29Of course.
00:25:30The Yamato Stone?
00:25:32Yes, thank you.
00:25:34Well, young man, place both of your hands on the Yamato Stone, please.
00:25:39Yamato Stone?
00:25:40Should be interesting.
00:25:43I'm required to ask this.
00:25:44Are you now, or have you ever been in the past, a fugitive from the law?
00:25:48Oh, no, sir.
00:25:49State your name, please.
00:25:51My name.
00:25:52I guess my real name isn't going to fly here.
00:25:56Sato.
00:26:00My user profile.
00:26:04Looks like this is the information from before I leveled up.
00:26:09This just gets weirder and weirder.
00:26:11All right, kid.
00:26:12You can take your hands off now.
00:26:14Hmm.
00:26:15So you're a grown-up, eh?
00:26:16Thought you were a lot younger.
00:26:19In any case, you're an adult and you're a level one.
00:26:22Guess your parents never let you out of the house.
00:26:24No, they really didn't.
00:26:25They consider 15 an adult here?
00:26:29Done.
00:26:30Here, try not to lose it again.
00:26:32You owe me one silver coin.
00:26:34Sure.
00:26:35Well, that's not all.
00:26:37City entrance tax is one copper, kiddo.
00:26:39But this young man saved Zina's life.
00:26:41We can forgive the tax just this once, don't you think?
00:26:44Why not?
00:26:46No, don't forget this.
00:26:47It's your city entry visa.
00:26:49It's valid for 10 days.
00:26:51If you'd like to stay in town longer, you'll have to request an extension here at this station or in
00:26:57Central at Town Hall.
00:26:59It'll cost you three copper no matter where you go.
00:27:02Thanks.
00:27:03One more thing.
00:27:04If one of our guards catches you with an expired visa, you're going to owe a fine of one silver.
00:27:09If you can't pay, you'll be made into a slave, so if I were you, I'd watch out, kid.
00:27:14Right.
00:27:15Thank you so much, sir.
00:27:21A life of bondage because you overstay your visa?
00:27:24Harsh.
00:27:27Do you see that yellow sign?
00:27:28That's the Gaden, the place I was telling you about.
00:27:31Thanks a lot for your help.
00:27:32Great to meet you, Yuna.
00:27:34I'll see you around.
00:27:38This townscape is so freaking cool.
00:27:40As a nerd who's devoted his entire life to creating new worlds inside a computer, I have a total dork
00:27:46boner right now.
00:27:55You there!
00:27:58You just came in from outside the front gate, right?
00:28:01If you need a room, then you should stay with us.
00:28:03We'll give you a stellar deal.
00:28:05Our rooms are clean and comfortable, and plus, our food's the best in town by far.
00:28:09Who's she?
00:28:12Thirteen.
00:28:12For a thirteen-year-old, she is very... mature.
00:28:16The yellow sign.
00:28:17This is the place.
00:28:21Guess what, Mom?
00:28:22I brought a customer!
00:28:25Darling, did you force him to come here?
00:28:27Oh, no, she didn't at all, ma'am.
00:28:30I could get used to this.
00:28:32Mom, I wasn't pushing out as a servant.
00:28:33And this lady innkeeper.
00:28:34It was obvious you needed a place to stand out.
00:28:35I'm gonna be honest, it's been a while for me, but she's looking pretty hot herself.
00:28:39Uh, pardon me.
00:28:41Do you have any luggage, sir?
00:28:42Oh, uh, thing is, I lost all my belongings when my pack horse ran away on account of the starfall.
00:28:48Lucky for me, I still have my wallet, otherwise I'd be in big trouble right now.
00:28:52That must have been really tough on you.
00:28:54For one copper a night, you get a nice room to yourself.
00:28:57Meals cost extra, but it's worth the price.
00:29:00You get a free item per meal.
00:29:02In that case, I'll stay ten nights.
00:29:04Perfect!
00:29:05That'll be two silvers on the dot.
00:29:07I see.
00:29:08That means five large coppers equal one silver.
00:29:12Ma'am, could I get something to eat right now?
00:29:15Sorry, we've already put the fire out in the kitchen.
00:29:17I do have some leftover quiche from this morning, is that alright?
00:29:21Great, I'll take that then.
00:29:23Bon appetit.
00:29:25That'll be one copper, sir.
00:29:27The dish is our gift.
00:29:32Mom's quiche is always good, but it's much tastier when it's still fresh.
00:29:36Martha, dear, have you cleaned the room of those cowardly merchants they left several hours ago?
00:29:40Sorry, I haven't.
00:29:41See you later, Sato.
00:29:44Cowardly merchants?
00:29:45Yes.
00:29:46They were not the bravest of men.
00:29:48When the starfall hit, the merchants panicked and started screaming all sorts of insanities.
00:29:52The Demon Lord is fighting the dragons!
00:29:55So there's a Demon Lord?
00:29:57Well, there was long ago.
00:29:59It's been about 60 or 70 years now since a hero defeated him.
00:30:02It's possible he's revived in another country, but as of yet, I have not heard a word about it.
00:30:08Hope he doesn't come back.
00:30:10Demon Lords suck.
00:30:12I'm glad the hero took him out.
00:30:15If this works like a game, then the Demon will revive as the main character progresses through the world.
00:30:21But, even if the Demon Lord does rear his head, he'll attack Labyrinth City before here.
00:30:26That's at the opposite end of the country.
00:30:28Ha ha ha. This conversation is totally freaking me out.
00:30:31In this part of the world, wyverns are a much bigger threat.
00:30:35Do you have issues with dragons around here?
00:30:37You hear about them in Legends, but dragons aren't a problem in these parts.
00:30:41They're asleep in the Valley of Dragons, so we rarely see them.
00:30:44The last one we saw was over two years ago, and the time before that, well, was long before I
00:30:49was born.
00:30:51A black dragon attacked back then.
00:30:53It ate all the sheep and goats, put the whole community at risk.
00:30:56Why is she talking about freaking livestock?
00:30:59I'm worried about human casualties.
00:31:02Innkeeper, a moment please.
00:31:04I'm coming.
00:31:05Hello, sir.
00:31:07Well, we're done talking.
00:31:08In that case, time to dig in.
00:31:11The main dish is quiche with a whole lot of potato.
00:31:20It's cold, but it's really delicious nonetheless.
00:31:26I thought this was bok choy, but it's actually cabbage.
00:31:31Reminds me of the sauerkraut I ate when I went on that super cheap trip to Germany.
00:31:35Tasty, right?
00:31:36I told you the food's really good.
00:31:38Uh, uh, hey, you're back.
00:31:40Are you finished with your chores?
00:31:42Yep.
00:31:43I meant to ask, is there a place close to here that sells supplies?
00:31:46Supplies, huh?
00:31:48Hmm.
00:31:49You can purchase some used items and old clothes from the booths over on West Street.
00:31:53New clothes always cost an arm and a leg, but if that's your fancy, go see a tailor at one
00:31:57of the shops on Central Street.
00:31:59I was thinking prefab, you know, clothes that have already been made.
00:32:02Hmm?
00:32:03Oh, ready-tailored clothes.
00:32:05I don't think I've heard a person use the term prefab before.
00:32:08There are some shops on Tepta Street, but they're not cheap either.
00:32:12Tepta Street.
00:32:14Oh, I know.
00:32:15I can take you there.
00:32:22So how much?
00:32:23Two bits per item.
00:32:24Two bits?
00:32:25Too much.
00:32:27Looks like it's normal to haggle here.
00:32:30Whoa, that must be a demi-human.
00:32:32Damn you, you filthy animal!
00:32:35Stay away from East Town, do I make myself clear?
00:32:41You slaves don't deserve to breathe my air.
00:32:45Do you need something, sir?
00:32:47Huh, are these slaves yours?
00:32:52Well, put them on a leash and keep them back in West Town where they belong.
00:32:59Hey, are you all right?
00:33:08Here, take it.
00:33:12Bless you.
00:33:14There's a lot of people in the streets today, so you be careful.
00:33:42What's the matter?
00:33:43It's just that you were being so nice to those two demi-humans.
00:33:46Are demi-humans widely hated in these parts?
00:33:49Mm-hmm.
00:33:50A long time ago, when hunters and farmers would come to the city to make an honest living selling
00:33:54their crops, the demi-humans would murder them.
00:33:57Ah, I guess that means they're thieves and bandits.
00:34:00Oh.
00:34:01Sato, look!
00:34:02There's something I want you to see.
00:34:04You're going to love this!
00:34:05Changes gears fast.
00:34:17If you want it, it's yours for four copper.
00:34:20That's two coppers too much, friend.
00:34:22These items are really expensive to make, friend.
00:34:24I need at least three.
00:34:25How about two copper and two bits?
00:34:27Two copper and four bits is the floor for me, pal.
00:34:30Two copper and three bits or I'm walking away.
00:34:33You got a deal!
00:34:38Thanks so much for the barrette.
00:34:40Of course.
00:34:41And thank you for showing me around.
00:34:43If I wanted to win her over, this would be the perfect moment to shower her with compliments.
00:34:49Whoa.
00:34:50They call this a dragon mask.
00:34:52We wear them during the Harvest Festival.
00:34:54So what's it going to be?
00:34:56The dragon mask will bring you good health and a safe home too.
00:35:00Do you wear the wig with the dragon mask?
00:35:03If you're a dragon, you wear the mask.
00:35:05The black wig is for people who want to play the part of the brave hero.
00:35:09The gold wig is for a whole different thing.
00:35:11It's for people who fancy themselves the hero's damsel in distress.
00:35:23I couldn't make up my mind, so I decided to splurge.
00:35:26I got a mask and a wig.
00:35:40With a title like that, I'm guessing she doesn't have many friends.
00:35:44What?
00:35:45Nothing. I'm fine.
00:35:49Martha! You're back!
00:35:52Come meet our guest.
00:35:53You need this as Sato.
00:35:55He'll be staying with us for a while.
00:35:57Yes, I know. I've already prepared him a nice room.
00:35:59It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Sato.
00:36:02For your trouble.
00:36:04Thank you very much.
00:36:05Good to know. Tips are normal.
00:36:09Oh, almost forgot. Are there baths here?
00:36:11Well, there's a public bath in the inner walls, but unfortunately, commoners like us are not allowed there.
00:36:18What do you usually do, Martha?
00:36:19There's a well right out back. Typically, I just wash myself there.
00:36:23Well, I guess that's that, then.
00:36:32I'll have whatever you recommend for dinner, Martha.
00:36:35All right. Would you like something strong to drink to go with your tasty meal?
00:36:39Not strong. Just something nice and smooth to help it go down.
00:36:42Our cider has some bite, but I could certainly water it down for you.
00:36:46If you don't mind paying a little more, we have wine and mead.
00:36:49Mead sounds perfect.
00:36:50Done. I'll bring it over to you right away.
00:36:56Wow. This looks awesome.
00:36:59Wild boar, steak, and vegetable soup.
00:37:01And a mug of our world-famous mead.
00:37:03Best to eat it while it's hot.
00:37:06I wasn't being polite. This looks amazing.
00:37:09I'll start with the vegetable soup.
00:37:15The ingredients are perfectly cooked.
00:37:18The veggies melt in your mouth.
00:37:19This is what I like to call a mouth explosion.
00:37:22The broth is tasty.
00:37:23I bet this stuff sells like crazy in the winter.
00:37:26We're off to a great start.
00:37:29Next up, the main course.
00:37:31Wild boar steak.
00:37:32The last boar I ate left something to be desired.
00:37:35Not to mention it smelled like a shoe.
00:37:40It's great.
00:37:42It's a little gamey, but it's got this incredible, rustic flavor to it.
00:37:47Way better than your average slab of beef.
00:37:52The bread's a little on the tough side, but it's good.
00:37:55You can tell this loaf was made with love.
00:37:57It's fun how crunchy it is.
00:38:02It's perfection in a mug.
00:38:04The hint of honey cuts against the bitterness of the booze.
00:38:06It's strong, too.
00:38:07I better slow down.
00:38:18You cleaned your plate.
00:38:20You want some more?
00:38:21Yes, I think I do.
00:38:24Right away.
00:38:28Round two was a mistake.
00:38:33But this inn is perfect.
00:38:35The food's good and the beds are clean.
00:38:38The staff's cute, too.
00:38:40It's the type of service you can only find in a dream.
00:38:44I didn't see any dragons, but that army of lizard men couldn't have been more realistic.
00:38:50That battle between Xena and the Wyvern felt pretty damn real, too.
00:38:54Like something out of a promo video for a fantasy RPG.
00:38:57Also, the level of detail in Saryu City is insane.
00:39:00The variation in the townspeople alone is mind-blowing.
00:39:06But, hold on.
00:39:08The things I've seen in this world,
00:39:10they don't really match up with the games and stories I know from my childhood.
00:39:15I used to be a huge nerd in middle school,
00:39:18but I never dreamed up something like this.
00:39:20I'm experiencing the taste of things I've never even imagined before.
00:39:26This place is way too vivid and weird to be just a dream.
00:39:29But if it isn't a dream,
00:39:32then what the hell is it?
00:39:34It feels like a game, but I can't log out or save my progress.
00:39:37What's the deal?
00:39:38Do I have to beat it to escape?
00:39:39Do I have to win to get out of here?
00:39:42Wait.
00:39:43In an MMO, the game never really comes to an end.
00:40:13Whatever this place is, I might as well make the best of it.
00:40:16I may not find a way home,
00:40:18but as far as I'm concerned,
00:40:19anything beats sitting behind my stupid desk.
00:40:22No more death marches for yours truly.
00:40:25Since it seems like I'm stuck here,
00:40:27I'm gonna do what the younger me would do.
00:40:29Have fun!
00:40:36Hey, Sato, are you awake?
00:40:40Morning, Martha.
00:40:41You need to hurry up and get dressed right now.
00:40:44Your girlfriend's waiting.
00:40:47My girlfriend?
00:40:49Good morning, Sato.
00:40:50Sleep well?
00:40:51Yeah, like a baby.
00:40:53That's a lovely outfit you have on.
00:40:55What brings you here this fine morning?
00:40:57Oh, well, I'm off duty.
00:41:03I was thinking I'd like to take you on a quick tour of the city.
00:41:11Uh, well, I'm off this afternoon, so if you're not busy,
00:41:16I'd like to take you around the city for a quick tour.
00:41:18She's working really hard to impress me.
00:41:20I'm impressed.
00:41:23That sounds like a lot of fun.
00:41:25You've got yourself a date.
00:41:26Right!
00:41:29Get it while it's hot!
00:41:31Hello, sir.
00:41:32Two seriupatties, please.
00:41:34You got it, miss.
00:41:36Here you are.
00:41:39Enjoy them.
00:41:41Sato, I wanted to buy these as a way of thanking you for saving me.
00:41:45You're too kind.
00:41:46If it weren't for you, I'd still be wandering around.
00:41:48You brought me here to seriupatties.
00:41:49You brought me here to seriupatties and helped me land on my feet.
00:41:50That seems like thanks enough.
00:41:53Mmm, this is good stuff.
00:42:00It's like a croquette without the meat.
00:42:02But unless they sell antacids here, I'd better slow down.
00:42:12Tell the truth.
00:42:13Do you think they taste good?
00:42:14It's one of the tastiest treats that I've ever eaten.
00:42:16I'm glad.
00:42:17So what do you want to try next?
00:42:22They're called fried dragon wings, but they're not dragon wings at all.
00:42:25They're bat wings coated in black miso sauce.
00:42:27They're without a doubt seriupatties, most famous food.
00:42:31Well, in that case, I'll take two, please.
00:42:33Good choice.
00:42:34Here you are.
00:42:38Sorry about that.
00:42:41This is my mom's.
00:42:42What should I do?
00:42:44I don't know.
00:42:46Maybe that clothing store I went to on Tepta Street could help you get the stain out.
00:42:49Looks like someone had a little spill.
00:42:52How about a special charm to ease your pain?
00:42:54No, we're fine.
00:42:56Unless, of course, you have a charm that can help make the stain magically disappear.
00:42:59Funny you should mention that, because as a matter of fact, I have just a spell for this sort of
00:43:03ordeal.
00:43:03She's weird, but she has good timing.
00:43:07We'll take you up on that.
00:43:10First, we need to get rid of that nasty stain.
00:43:18Soft wash.
00:43:22Whoops.
00:43:24That was unexpected.
00:43:27And now for the finishing touch.
00:43:33Dry.
00:43:36Wow, it worked.
00:43:40Sweet.
00:43:41I just acquired a new skill.
00:43:45I'm sort of an aspiring mage myself, so I've been wondering how you do your magic chants.
00:43:50Well, let's see.
00:43:51Wind magic basically starts with...
00:43:55There is a cadence for each spell.
00:43:56It takes practice, but you'll get there.
00:43:59Listen.
00:44:00Ooh la ra roule li la.
00:44:01Did you hear the tone I used?
00:44:03Wow, I gotta admit, I'm incredibly impressed.
00:44:06It must have taken you a long time to perfect your craft.
00:44:08I guess I started training in earnest about three years ago.
00:44:12I didn't know it at the time, but all of the amazing things I was learning laid the foundation for
00:44:16me to live my life as a military mage.
00:44:18When you first start out, they give you a children's picture book with the history of magic in it.
00:44:23It's a fun way to get a feel for the poetry and the musicality of the art form.
00:44:28It wasn't easy though.
00:44:29Every hour of every day was filled with magic.
00:44:33Interesting.
00:44:34They start training them pretty young.
00:44:36Ugh.
00:44:36I hope I didn't sound like a complainer.
00:44:39I'm grateful my parents raised me that way.
00:44:41Plus, being able to use magic spells is fun.
00:44:43More than anything else though, I really want to learn how to fly.
00:44:47What about you, Sato?
00:44:48What was it about magic that first interested you?
00:44:50There aren't any baths at my inn.
00:44:52You have to bathe outside.
00:44:54But if I learn magic, then I won't have to bathe at all.
00:44:57Huh?
00:44:59That's the strangest use of magic I've ever heard.
00:45:02You're peculiar, Sato.
00:45:04I don't think it's that unusual.
00:45:06Oh no, it really is.
00:45:10But I do love the idea of using magic to fly.
00:45:13We could go on a date in the clouds.
00:45:16That sounds like fun!
00:45:19Young fellow, would you like to try my new ointment?
00:45:24That depends on what it does.
00:45:26It helps with cuts, wounds, and dry cracked skin.
00:45:29I'll get some for the innkeeper at the gate inn.
00:45:32She's been really helpful.
00:45:34Nice.
00:45:34Well, then I'll take five shells, please.
00:45:36We've taken in most of the city.
00:45:38Are there any places in particular you might like to see?
00:45:41Well, I don't know.
00:45:42Let me think.
00:45:44Uh...
00:45:47Is this what you wanted to see, Sato?
00:45:50Yeah.
00:45:50The wind feels so good up here.
00:45:53You're right.
00:45:55Honestly, I wanted to come because it's a military facility.
00:45:58Without someone like Xena, they'd never let me in.
00:46:01Thanks for making this happen.
00:46:03Are you sure it's okay for me to be up here with you?
00:46:06Yes.
00:46:07Wyvern attacks are the only real danger out here in the country.
00:46:10We're perfectly safe.
00:46:13Hey, Xena.
00:46:14What is that thing?
00:46:16Oh, it's a windmill.
00:46:18But it can also be turned into a battery in the event of a wyvern attack.
00:46:22Shall we go there?
00:46:23All right.
00:46:24Great.
00:46:24Polly and Temple is on the way, so I'll show you that as well.
00:46:29Well...
00:46:33This is a mural of the demon lord and the first hero in combat.
00:46:37Awesome.
00:46:38He must have been a brave knight.
00:46:40That weapon he's holding is known as the holy sword.
00:46:43Whenever the one true hero grasps its hilt, the blade glows blue.
00:46:47Or so the legend goes.
00:46:49It's pretty, isn't it?
00:46:50What if the person holding the sword isn't the hero?
00:46:53Then it won't glow?
00:46:54That's right.
00:46:55Oh, but they say if the sword accepts the person holding it, the blade will still glow.
00:47:00I'm certain that over the years, many people other than the hero have wielded that blade.
00:47:04It's not always good that one is able to use the holy sword.
00:47:08Only heroes who nobly answer the call of the young goddess Pollyon are truly worthy of fighting the demon lord.
00:47:14Hello, Priestess Orna.
00:47:15It's been a long time, Miss Xena Mariantail.
00:47:18Orna is a high priestess who serves the great goddess Pollyon, but she's also the daughter of the count.
00:47:23As a matter of fact, my mother acted as her wet nurse.
00:47:27It's good to see you.
00:47:29I thought you were only interested in magic, and now I discover romantic interests are in your future too.
00:47:34You don't understand, Priestess.
00:47:37Pollyon's condition is critical.
00:47:38Come quickly.
00:47:39Administer his last lights.
00:47:40Dear, I'm sorry, but I must go now.
00:47:42Of course.
00:47:50The Hero.
00:47:52Come to think of it, I already have a lot of titles of my own.
00:47:55I'll take a quick look.
00:47:58Godkiller.
00:47:59Whoa, I didn't kill a god.
00:48:02Dragonkiller?
00:48:03Destroyer?
00:48:04Natural enemy?
00:48:05Are you kidding me?
00:48:09You've defeated the dragon god Akan Kogula.
00:48:13You've acquired the title Godkiller.
00:48:15Apparently the meteor shower can kill gods.
00:48:18Good to know.
00:48:19It's like I'm using hacks to make myself more powerful.
00:48:23Well, for now, I better not do anything that attracts too much attention.
00:48:31Hey, are you all right?
00:48:33Ah!
00:48:33Hey, are you all right?
00:49:09Did a dragon walk in?
00:49:11Oh, I'm sure.
00:49:12I can't survive.
00:49:13Oh, I'm sure I'm ruined.
00:49:14I'm sure you're all right.
00:49:16I'm sure I'm just kidding.
00:49:16You're a guy that always takes your mind, I'll just be in.
00:49:17ceremony that the saga empire referred to as the hero summoning that's not happened since
00:49:22the demon lord last appeared some 66 years ago i see
00:49:31xena when the demon lord attacks does he summon monsters to help i suppose it depends on the
00:49:35demon lord not all of them conjure demons but we have faced down many who do it's quite hard
00:49:42to fight demons because only magic and magical weaponry can defeat them wow gotcha
00:49:51hear me these demi-humans might not be full demons but they're made in the likeness of the demon lord
00:49:58be righteous and thrust holy judgment upon these beasts who's that guy boydo he's head priest of
00:50:06zyquan temple do not forget the divine punishment we call the starfall this is proof that god's
00:50:12grace is waning so purchase one of my divine rocks stone these devils and be right with god again
00:50:18here here sell me one line up people i cannot allow this i must intercede yes punish them for their
00:50:27sins
00:50:29stop this cruel madness at once madness you say will you side with these devils my child come on don't
00:50:37be
00:50:37a coward do something i guess that fatso priest isn't their master who do they belong to then
00:50:58that guy okay search the guilds for sewer rats looks like these sewer rat people are stirring up the
00:51:06crowd all right it's go time are you a holy man will you violate imperial law there is no godly
00:51:15law
00:51:16that prohibits condemning a devil with holy stones you have strayed from the path of righteousness
00:51:20those who protect demons are demons themselves she's a demon too rat number one oh you tired buddy take
00:51:33a nap this skill might come in handy i better max it out stop this you can't claim to speak
00:51:43for god
00:51:43these are your viewers alone huh a priest from the gallery on temple is not a priest at all
00:51:49this is your last chance if you keep inciting the citizens of this great city to violence then
00:51:54the zai kwan temple will be held responsible for your misdeeds thanks to those slaves we're going to
00:52:00make money hand over fist today i smell another rat who are you hey bonze who the hell is this
00:52:09kid
00:52:16this man he's the one you want it's earth amazing oh who the hell are you kid i'm sato this
00:52:24man
00:52:25lent his slaves to the zai kwan priest they gathered up a bunch of rocks and called him holy and
00:52:30they
00:52:30tried to fleece you out of all your money say that again earth had an even more nefarious goal in
00:52:35mind
00:52:36he wanted to use the influence of the zai kwan temple to brainwash you people to lead a rebellion
00:52:41against the count there's only one demon worshiper here and that's earth he was the one controlling
00:52:46the demons the entire time demons
00:52:52that's right when i first came to the city i saw one on the map
00:52:59my friends leave the square immediately sato go grab the girls and run get them out of here
00:53:06i'll go get help be careful xena you guys come with me it's not safe here master said stay we
00:53:13stay
00:53:14we must do as master says mr urz gave us explicit instructions to remain here unless otherwise
00:53:20commanded i'm sorry but we cannot do what you've asked sir we thank you for your kindness but please
00:53:26leave us
00:53:29that's much better now i'll shake a vile human skin and feel like myself again no master oh cause urz
00:53:38died
00:53:38in that case what a portrait of humanity this was fear worry prejudice hubris it's the stuff nightmares
00:53:47i'm made of and i love every minute of it this place is ripe for my master's misdeeds in fact
00:53:52it's so
00:53:52perfectly ripe i'm going to make a nest for a master world here and now
00:54:02hang on sato xena look out
00:54:06uh
00:54:20greetings welcome to the master's lair it's dark and terrible and filled to the brim with monsters
00:54:26try carefully they eat little boys for breakfast i really hate that demon's voice
00:54:32i did pleasure in your pain it pleases me to feel your dread use the slaves as decoys and let
00:54:38them die
00:54:39or you can die yourself i tell you there's a way out but it won't matter because you'll never make
00:54:43it that
00:54:44far one last thing monsters don't always kill you first no they eat you alive so it looks like the
00:54:51mission is to escape this labyrinth this is crazy we were in a city adventure and now we're in the
00:54:57middle of a freaking dungeon crawl if this was a tabletop rpg i'd genuinely be worried the game master
00:55:03had lost his mind my name's sato i'm a merchant i am cat i am dog and i'm lizard are
00:55:14those seriously your
00:55:15names yes this is what our master called us and you should call us this too i'm sorry but that's
00:55:21not gonna happen oh in that case will you provide us with new names that better suit you
00:55:27when it comes to naming things in a game i'm pretty much the worst
00:55:35thank you very much for changing our names we are forever in your debt sir why are they so excited
00:55:42oh these are for you use these cloths and water from the water pouch to get cleaned up
00:55:46there's also ointment you can apply to your wounds that will help them heal there's plenty to go around
00:55:51so please don't be shy oh don't worry i'm not a creeper i'm gonna face the other way i swear
00:56:00you're very kind but please don't waste expensive supplies on mere slaves
00:56:05oh you don't need to speak so gently to us either
00:56:11okay consider it in order then you have to obey right
00:56:16yes thank you young master we will obey awkward i've never had clean clothes before
00:56:22thank you so much they're nice i like them they kind of remind me of my family
00:56:36you don't have to worry guys just eat up
00:56:41so good yes sweet and tasty don't rush take your time
00:56:54i can't believe i'm actually eating baked sweets
00:57:03anyway getting out of this cave is not going to be easy i know
00:57:17maps don't leave home without them
00:57:19oh looks like we've got company
00:57:25it's xena and the rest of the soldiers there's no player chat function that would come in handy
00:57:33also it's kind of weird that eyeball demon isn't coming up on the search
00:57:37if we get hit from both directions while we're on the move we'll be in big trouble
00:57:42don't leave us we'll do whatever you want
00:57:44don't go master please take us with you you can use us as pawns if you like just please don't
00:57:50abandon us i'm sorry to worry you i just wanted to take a look at the passageway i won't leave
00:57:56you
00:57:56i don't want to leave the girls behind
00:57:58our new master is very kind
00:58:07apparently lisa's the only one who has combat skills
00:58:10if i take a spear out of this bag it'll freak them out
00:58:14take this lisa
00:58:17i'm a slave sir it's an order
00:58:20right
00:58:25ladies i don't want you to start fighting unless i order you to engage
00:58:28now do i make myself clear yes your master
00:58:37tama if you see anything up ahead let me know all right pochi if you smell or hear anything
00:58:43suspicious speak up lisa you keep an eye on the rear make sure to stay alert everyone
00:58:49yes master
00:58:53an enemy i smell blood master it's right in front of us that's some nose you've got
00:59:02you three just wait right here
00:59:08when the main character in a video game takes on the big bad guy it always looks so easy
00:59:14i don't know about this maybe it's better to keep my head down till help comes
00:59:18young master please forgive me but i think it's best to either slip past the monster while it's
00:59:24eating that person or to stage a rear assault while it's properly distracted
00:59:30her level is in the single digits and even she can figure out what to do in this situation
00:59:41nice
00:59:53excellent shot master you're the best wonderful
00:59:58uh what a relief my that is a strange looking staff uh this is a secret magical weapon don't tell
01:00:06anyone about it okay sure
01:00:10i'll have to remind them when we get out of this labyrinth
01:00:17bye bye nasty bug so gross
01:00:27huh in that case
01:00:38there we go lisa
01:00:41yeah i wouldn't eat that if i were you no of course not
01:00:45the thing is i'm trying to get to the monster's core oh here it is
01:00:49wait what the heck is a core every monster has one they're extremely valuable commodities you can
01:00:55trade them with merchants at the market for supplies and various other items
01:00:59that doesn't exactly answer my question here right put it in the bag understood
01:01:07and this spear is for you
01:01:11and now you can have mine
01:01:14the chains problem solved
01:01:21sorry about that so the next time that we come across one of those monsters and kill it we should
01:01:26let pochi and tama get the core when that time comes will you teach them how yes of course
01:01:34well let's go yeah indeed let's right
01:01:48i guess they don't get skills just by being with me there are no changes on their experience bars
01:01:55huh tama go find us some stones about the size of a core okay
01:02:02there's a bug up ahead
01:02:07i got him
01:02:09tama let it rip
01:02:12yeah pochi tama get back a bit
01:02:14lisa when you see an opening stab him in the gut right
01:02:27lisa tama now you go retrieve the core and pochi you come with me there are more bugs up ahead
01:02:36jeez that's a lot of rocks
01:02:45you
01:02:46pochi take the rocks and throw them at the bug's side but stay on the move and then try to
01:02:50hide
01:02:50somewhere right okie-dokie
01:02:54oh
01:02:54oh
01:03:14that wasn't part of the plan is pochi all right what's wrong
01:03:18is she hurt oh no she's okay she just got scared that's all we should get going
01:03:25i'm so sorry master
01:03:28i'm not mad at her i'm just worried she's gonna get hurt if she freaks out like that
01:03:34pochi when things get dicey it's okay to run away sometimes but you still gotta keep a cool head
01:03:39understand understand right okie-dok
01:03:46i don't like tamer if it were up to me i'd go with patient educator
01:04:05awesome their levels are starting to go up i guess you get skills automatically when your level
01:04:10increases master we're finished we've collected all of the cores cool huh she's not calling me young
01:04:18master anymore is it weird if i say i miss it she doesn't have much stamina left hey i think
01:04:26we
01:04:27take a break what kind of food do we have oh wow this is really good it's the best meat
01:04:36is the
01:04:37greatest food ever when you find the succulent tender turkey the flavor explodes in your mouth
01:04:42like cannon fire when you're done eating you should get some sleep would you like me to set up camp
01:04:47master no just get some rest
01:05:25hey awesome job right thank you it's the first time i've let them take the reins but they handled it
01:05:33like old pros master i want to start a fire is that all right why a fire well i was
01:05:40thinking i would
01:05:40like to prepare some frog meat forgive me there's no need to forgive you but frog meat it's quite delicious
01:05:47but if not cooked properly we could fall deathly ill okay why not
01:05:54here master oh wow thanks
01:05:59i hope i don't puke
01:06:04not bad it tastes like chicken probably because of the seasoning salt she used
01:06:10why aren't they chowing down please don't wait for me if i were you i'd go ahead and dig
01:06:17again while the frog's still hot hot
01:06:19not me
01:06:35if we keep this pace up we'll find our way out of this crazy labyrinth in no time at all
01:06:39but once we do what happens to them
01:06:50here goes nothing fireball attack
01:06:57uh-oh i guess that fire shot spell isn't gonna get the job done against a level 10 slime
01:07:03if i may the most effective way to defeat a purple slime monster is to penetrate its core
01:07:11it works every single time slime gross it turned into a puddle of nasty
01:07:16uh-oh that wall is weird
01:07:23a hidden door or a trap
01:07:27get back now
01:07:32a level 40 beast
01:07:37master no oh dear please be careful
01:07:51all right nice job way to go master
01:07:55could think trap setting was one of my skills
01:08:02sticky sticky my feet are stuck in the glue
01:08:08there are people in those things we have to save them
01:08:17bless you my son i am the head viscount of the ancient belton family
01:08:21i am known as jinn belton you have my thanks
01:08:25for your gallantry i'll see you receive a handsome reward thank you so much for rescuing me my friends
01:08:30the name is nidoran i am a slave trader i'm sato and i've just recently become a professional merchant
01:08:36take your hands off me give me the dagger you beast hold on i remember him
01:08:43sorry i can't this blade is my master's you can't have it such insolence i'll beat it right out of
01:08:50you
01:08:50pochi come here please right okie dokie
01:08:54hey cut me loose will you actually i'm a little busy right now
01:08:59find your own way pal what is this some kind of a joke come on you can't just leave me
01:09:04here
01:09:04that's enough you keep yelling like that you'll attract unwanted attention
01:09:08so shut your trap or i'll burn you to cinders and let the monsters eat your bones
01:09:16i hear fighting there's a battle just down this corridor master
01:09:20we'll go ahead and see what's happening follow slightly behind us and make sure nothing tries to
01:09:24attack from the rear
01:09:29tama pochi i need a torch now okay
01:09:34distract the slime monsters and try to lure them away from the troops lisa aim for the cores and take
01:09:39them out once they're dead i want you to run back here as fast as you can okay got it
01:09:44i'm a
01:09:46hundred times stronger than those stupid little demi freaks as long as i have this sword i'll be just
01:09:54fine
01:09:56oh
01:10:22We showed demos, boss!
01:10:24Darn right we did!
01:10:25Excellent job, ladies!
01:10:37Xena!
01:10:43Are you okay?
01:10:46It really is you!
01:10:50Oh, Sato!
01:10:51I was so worried about you!
01:10:56Xena, this isn't the time to celebrate.
01:10:59I think it's best if we take care of the monsters first.
01:11:03Priestess Orna!
01:11:04Judging by what I've just witnessed, I take it you've determined where the sly monster's weakness lies?
01:11:09Yes. All you have to do is penetrate their cores and they disintegrate.
01:11:13How'd you figure that out, Sato? You're so smart.
01:11:16No. Lisa is the smart one, not me.
01:11:18Who? Is Liza your girlfriend?
01:11:20Ask if he's been unfaithful later, dear.
01:11:23Unfaithful? Oh, I get it. She doesn't understand who Liza is.
01:11:33Well, I'm just happy you're safe, Sato.
01:11:36Yeah, these three are the only reason I'm safe at all.
01:11:38Oh, you mean the demihumans from before.
01:11:42My name's Pochi and this is...
01:11:44Tama.
01:11:45Huh. I didn't know they were so shy.
01:11:49My name is Liza.
01:11:50You saved us from being stoned to death.
01:11:53We are in your debt.
01:11:54You're nice!
01:11:56Like, really, really nice!
01:11:58You're nice, too.
01:12:04Master that wall!
01:12:06It's weird, too!
01:12:09Another hidden door.
01:12:11And it looks like it's right above the spot where we defeated that undead beast.
01:12:15Good work, Tama.
01:12:19Look! It's a treasure box!
01:12:21Back off, it's mine! I found it!
01:12:24I'm back!
01:12:28I didn't think so many of you would come!
01:12:30The more, the merrier.
01:12:32I'd say this labyrinth just got a lot less cool.
01:12:39Everyone, take your positions!
01:12:41Attack from all sides!
01:12:42But be careful, this demon can use magic!
01:12:46Viscount, provide defensive cover for the men in front!
01:12:48You made a mistake, demon.
01:12:50You should have stayed hidden inside of your chest.
01:12:53You can't fend off my fire magic, so I'll use blast pole.
01:13:01Human spells are so slow!
01:13:03I'm bored out of my mind!
01:13:06What is this sensation?
01:13:10I've never seen anything like this!
01:13:12Would you look at all of that meat?
01:13:14There's enough to feed an army!
01:13:16Pochi, Tama, let's gather as much food for Master as we possibly can!
01:13:19What the hell is going on?
01:13:21Do the soldiers look like roast chicken to them?
01:13:24I need to snap them out of this fast.
01:13:30You humans are such fools!
01:13:32A lot with delight as you wreck each other's rent!
01:13:36Demon, if you think we're going to let you defeat us without putting up a fight,
01:13:40then the only fool here is you!
01:13:42I'm gonna kill you!
01:13:43It's the last pole!
01:13:48No way!
01:13:49Mid-level magic doesn't work!
01:13:51Don't you know demons love heat?
01:13:54Better try another spell!
01:13:55Guess he's using some kind of protection magic.
01:13:59All right, Sato.
01:14:01Time to get in the fight!
01:14:05Damn it.
01:14:07Oh, yeah.
01:14:11Sato!
01:14:13Come on, beast!
01:14:16Sato, no!
01:14:22That's it!
01:14:28That's it!
01:14:45Wow, this holy sword is crazy sharp.
01:14:48I took damage when I pulled it out.
01:14:50I guess I should leave it unequipped.
01:14:55Meantime...
01:14:55That's it, you boys, but you never have failed.
01:15:09Stand down, knights.
01:15:10I'll take care of this demon freak.
01:15:13This is going to have a plain spirit attack!
01:15:15A sacred javelin!
01:15:16Who the hell are you? Your fragrance is strong!
01:15:20Where did Master go?
01:15:22Is he gone?
01:15:23No, I can still smell him.
01:15:26I need to make sure they don't notice.
01:15:28Human, who are you?
01:15:30No one damages a demon by throwing rocks!
01:15:32I am confused and it rains!
01:15:44I'm going to be busted by a human being!
01:15:46How can this be happening?
01:15:48It's not possible!
01:15:50I'll finish him off!
01:15:54Damn it!
01:15:59My Master!
01:16:00Who I'd like to see thee once again!
01:16:07Kneel before my Master, the godlike Demon Lord!
01:16:10He is part of the Demon King's innermost circle!
01:16:13This is bad news.
01:16:14A high-level Demon Lord.
01:16:16In setting up this labyrinth and summoning me hither, you have done well.
01:16:21Here is your reward.
01:16:26I used to become one with my Master once again!
01:16:29Hide beyond over joy!
01:16:34Run away, my little ants!
01:16:36Those who are strong, stand firm and prepare to fight!
01:16:41I will test your level!
01:16:49That should take care of them.
01:16:57I did not realize a hero would be present.
01:17:01Did you have a divine revelation?
01:17:02No matter, you will fall.
01:17:07Try as you might, you will never defeat me.
01:17:13Just how much are you going to strengthen yourself?
01:17:17But, they say if the sword accepts the person holding it, the blade will still blow.
01:17:23What ails you, hero?
01:17:25What ails you, hero?
01:17:25Do you not know how to use your holy sword?
01:17:27Such a pity.
01:17:36You are quite durable.
01:17:38Consider me mildly impressed.
01:17:44That was close.
01:17:46If the holy sword won't work, then I'll have to use magic.
01:17:49But low-end magic like fire shot isn't going to work.
01:17:52What about meteor shower?
01:17:55No, I can't use that.
01:17:56I want the hell of your hammer!
01:17:58Javelin spear attack!
01:17:59Sacred javelin attack!
01:18:01You're interrupting my butt with your infantile spells.
01:18:05Now you've angered me, you human scum!
01:18:08Take this!
01:18:10It seems I was overconfident.
01:18:13It is quite difficult to fight demons because only magic and magical weaponry can defeat them.
01:18:20Alright.
01:18:27Did you truly think I would notice you abandoned your holy sword?
01:18:32You cannot fool me.
01:18:33Fire shot!
01:18:40Did it work?
01:18:43I didn't think someone so skilled at martial arts could utilize magic, too.
01:18:48I don't understand.
01:18:49How is this happening?
01:18:50My word.
01:18:52That has to be the high-level magic crimson javelin.
01:18:54Well, actually, no.
01:18:56It's the starting magic, fire shot.
01:18:59That's right.
01:18:59The magic gauge on meteor shower said it had ten times the original power.
01:19:05Speaking of which, that reminds me.
01:19:07In order to defeat a demon lord, a hero must wield a holy sword.
01:19:14Demon lords aren't anything like that eyeball, weirdo.
01:19:16They're godlike entities.
01:19:20Even though I have a holy sword, I don't have the title of hero yet.
01:19:24That's why I can't get a good hit in.
01:19:27But is that right?
01:19:29Hold on.
01:19:30What titles do I already have?
01:19:34If wielding a holy sword as a hero makes it possible to smite a godlike entity...
01:19:48Then it stands to reason.
01:19:50Wielding a divine sword as a godkiller should achieve the exact same result.
01:19:55What is that blade in your hand?
01:19:57Damn you, human.
01:19:59I am Vanquist.
01:20:25Master!
01:20:27You did it!
01:20:27You beat the demon lord!
01:20:31Pardon me, friend.
01:20:32Are you Sato?
01:20:33Yes, I am.
01:20:36Are these your slaves?
01:20:38Yes.
01:20:39No, not officially.
01:20:43Fine.
01:20:44Well, there's someone looking for you.
01:20:46Come on.
01:20:47Alright.
01:20:57Ladies, are you coming?
01:21:05Okay!
01:21:07Hey!
01:21:15I was wrong to mistreat you, girls.
01:21:18I hope you'll forgive me.
01:21:24Sato!
01:21:26You have no idea how worried I was!
01:21:28Well, the important thing is we're both safe and sound now.
01:21:35I'm racking up new titles.
01:21:38But, to be honest, out of all of them, this is the one I care about the most.
01:21:48Mr. Sato, I hereby proclaim these slaves are officially yours.
01:21:52Victory!
01:21:53I thought you might like to know there are several slaves who didn't sell today.
01:21:57I'd be happy if you took a look.
01:21:59No, thanks.
01:22:00I think I'm all stocked up on that front.
01:22:05My name is Lulu, sir.
01:22:07Lulu.
01:22:08She seems nice.
01:22:11Hello.
01:22:12My name is Arisa.
01:22:13Sato-sama.
01:22:15I'm yours.
01:22:18What?
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