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Watch Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody Dubbed
"Satou," aka Ichiro Suzuki is a programmer in the middle of a death march. He was supposed to be taking a nap but somehow wakes up in another world... What lies before him is what looks like the menu screen of the game he was working before his nap. He’s at a complete beginner stage at level 1. However, he had three “Meteor Showers” which could level a whole map. Suddenly, a whole group of lizardmen appears in front of him. In order to survive, Satou uses Meteor Shower, his level jumped to 310 and he became extremely wealthy. Whether it be dream or reality, Satou’s journey was now beginning.

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00:00:00I do hope to see a suitable battle to the death.
00:00:05Mia!
00:00:32Alright, activate!
00:01:25I don't get it.
00:01:26Why fight so hard for a master who treats you like pawns?
00:01:30You're wrong.
00:01:31We're not the pawns.
00:01:33You are.
00:01:45This is not good.
00:01:59One more.
00:02:04She has to know she can't win.
00:02:19My master's wish.
00:02:21Please make it come true for him.
00:02:24You must promise us this.
00:02:37Magnificent.
00:02:38Truly magnificent.
00:02:40Now you've earned the right to be here, Mr. Hero.
00:02:51Mr. Sorcerer, or wait, undead king, whoever you are, you want to tell me about this wish?
00:02:59It would be my pleasure, young sir.
00:03:01I wish to find a hero who will do me the service of killing me.
00:03:05In my past life, I met my end at the hands of an unjust brutality.
00:03:11God, in his wisdom, saw fit to reincarnate me as an infant.
00:03:15I was born into a highly respectable family.
00:03:18I even found a companion.
00:03:20She was too good for me, but I loved her dearly.
00:03:24Life was good, but I was a fool.
00:03:27I naively believed my new life would meet an entirely different end from my last.
00:03:33But unfortunately, God had other plans in mind for me.
00:03:37A noble fell in love with my wife.
00:03:40He imprisoned me and had me executed on false pretenses.
00:03:45He didn't stop there.
00:03:47In the end, the heads of every member of my family were strewn about the castle grounds.
00:03:52Among them, the corpse of my wife,
00:03:55cast aside like a ragdoll, like she was nothing.
00:04:01I turned my wife and the rest of my family into undead.
00:04:05Hungry for sweet vengeance, I bore my teeth and unleashed holy hell on the noble and his kinsmen.
00:04:11It was said they were a resilient family, but in the end, we prevailed.
00:04:16Having accomplished my revenge, I sought a means to end my life and rejoin my dearest wife in death.
00:04:22But God's blessing would not allow me to do so.
00:04:26I tried everything, even the power of undead and the holy sword, but nothing worked.
00:04:33After all, God made me the immortal king of night.
00:04:37He granted me a body that would never die, and a soul that would forever yearn for justice,
00:04:43and the might to fight all undue displays of power.
00:04:47Now, hero, I have told you my story.
00:04:51Before I fully descend into the darkness, use that sword to strike me down.
00:04:57My master has a wish. Please make it come true.
00:05:16You have my gratitude, friend.
00:05:25Darling, my dearest love, my sweetest one. This time, we'll be together forever.
00:05:44What a failure!
00:05:47Yes, a failure indeed.
00:05:49Goodbye, hero. You win this time.
00:05:55We'll meet again.
00:05:57Goodbye.
00:06:00What was that?
00:06:01System, message. Please be advised. The Cradle has begun its self-destruct sequence.
00:06:08For your own safety, all staff and trainees are advised to leave immediately.
00:06:12I repeat. System, message. The Cradle has begun its self-destruct sequence.
00:06:18For your own safety, all staff and trainees are advised to leave immediately.
00:06:22Mia, do you remember me?
00:06:25Don't worry. There's no reason to be afraid anymore. You're safe.
00:06:30System, message. The Cradle has begun its self-destruct sequence.
00:06:34Hey, do you have any idea how to turn that off?
00:06:36I'll try.
00:06:37All staff and trainees are advised to leave immediately.
00:06:42I failed.
00:06:43Jeez, you gave up fast.
00:06:47Done.
00:06:49We're safe?
00:06:50Uh, yeah.
00:06:52Well, sort of. We're not in the clear just yet.
00:06:56It doesn't look like Zen ever intended to sacrifice Mia.
00:06:59He even has a clear method of escape built into the architecture of the program.
00:07:04But, every other function seems to be blocked out.
00:07:08If I stick close to her, in theory, we should be able to warp out together.
00:07:12But wait. What'll happen to the homunculi if I leave?
00:07:16Number seven is still on one of the bottom floors.
00:07:18I can't just abandon her.
00:07:30Mia, listen to me.
00:07:32There's someone down below who needs my help.
00:07:34It's not safe.
00:07:35Don't worry. I'm not gonna die.
00:07:37I promise.
00:07:39A promise is a promise, Sato.
00:07:40So no matter what, you'd better come back here alive.
00:07:43I'll make it back. You have my word.
00:07:49I'll make it back.
00:07:52I'll make it back.
00:08:21Salty?
00:08:22Is this place turning into salt?
00:08:26There. Number seven.
00:08:30Green girl.
00:08:31You rang?
00:08:32I need you to transport us outside the tree. Stat.
00:08:35I think I can establish a connection and get you near the bottom.
00:08:38But I'm gonna need you to load me up with delicious seeds first.
00:08:42Just seeds?
00:08:44You don't care which kind.
00:08:46Nope. As long as it's plant seed, it'll do the trick.
00:08:50Here. Is this enough?
00:08:52No, dum-dum. Not even close.
00:08:54For this to work, I'll need three times what I got before.
00:08:56You won't have any MP left.
00:08:58Whatever. It's fine.
00:09:00Yay!
00:09:02Smooches!
00:09:08I'm synced and ready to roll. Well, let's go!
00:09:19Thanks a lot.
00:09:20Oh! It was my pleasure and that MP really hit the spot.
00:09:24Well, Hero Man, you better bolt.
00:09:26Bolt?
00:09:29It's a tidal wave of salt!
00:09:36Quick, run!
00:09:37Oh no, I'm safe.
00:09:39As long as there are trees, I'm okay.
00:09:44Good luck.
00:09:53I need to activate the transport skill I haven't even touched yet.
00:09:58It's much easier to run now.
00:10:00But I'm not running fast enough.
00:10:02Come on, Sato. Think fast.
00:10:06Water? A lake or a bog?
00:10:08Doesn't matter. It's likely the only chance I've got.
00:10:11I need to break the waves.
00:10:13But how?
00:10:14I know.
00:10:15A wall.
00:10:17The kettle's really mad at us.
00:10:19The kettle man is super scary.
00:10:21What does that have to do with anything?
00:10:23Come on, Sato. Get your head in the game.
00:10:26If I had some kind of earth magic instead of this useless fire shot,
00:10:29then I could make a wall.
00:10:32But is it useless?
00:10:33Water gets 1,000 times bigger when it boils.
00:10:36No. It's not useless at all.
00:10:39Okay. Here goes.
00:10:48Here we go.
00:10:50Here we go.
00:10:51AHHHHH!
00:10:55AHHHHH!
00:10:59AHHHHH!
00:11:04AHHHHH!
00:11:36AHHHHH!
00:11:37AHHHHH!
00:11:49AHHHHH!
00:11:59He's back!
00:12:01Master!
00:12:06You didn't die!
00:12:08We're so happy!
00:12:10So am I. You have no idea.
00:12:12We were really worried, Master.
00:12:15No scratches?
00:12:16Welcome back, sir.
00:12:27Thank you, son.
00:12:29If the reincarnated girl with whom you travel is truly precious to you,
00:12:33have her exercise caution and restraint in using the God-given power she wields.
00:12:39It is too much for any mortal to bear.
00:12:42Do not let her meet the same fate as I.
00:12:48I was so worried about you!
00:12:50Promise me you'll never do anything crazy like that again!
00:12:54Kay.
00:12:55Promise.
00:13:05Girls.
00:13:06Please.
00:13:07I'm okay.
00:13:21You kept your word.
00:13:24Yeah, of course.
00:13:26Sato, hear this.
00:13:31A descendant of the Bolinan family, I'm the youngest elf in the Bolinan forest.
00:13:37I come from a distinguished line of proud elves.
00:13:40On behalf of all of them, I wish to tell you this.
00:13:46You have our sincere gratitude.
00:14:01Sato, sir.
00:14:03Not only did you spare all of our lives even after we tried to take yours,
00:14:07but you ran back into harm's way in order to rescue number seven from certain death.
00:14:12We cannot thank you enough for this.
00:14:15Tell me, where's Master?
00:14:17Well, your Master passed on.
00:14:25Master Sato, you have our allegiance.
00:14:28As your new subjects, we will obey your every command.
00:14:32Hang on a sec!
00:14:33Before we can fulfill our duty to serve you,
00:14:36there is a task that we must first complete.
00:14:39It's our Master Zen's wedding ring.
00:14:41Will you allow us to take it to his wife's resting place?
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45Take as much time as you need.
00:14:47Thank you, sir.
00:14:48But one of us must stay behind.
00:14:51Please, pick the number you'd like to keep.
00:14:53You should all go.
00:14:54That's totally cool with me.
00:14:56No, sir.
00:14:57We will never leave you alone.
00:14:59Cool.
00:15:00I'll let you make that call then.
00:15:03Fight!
00:15:05Rochambeau!
00:15:06Rochambeau!
00:15:07This is super weird.
00:15:10Scissors!
00:15:11Master, I very much look forward to the pleasure of remaining by your side.
00:15:16Great, thanks.
00:15:17You're Seven, right?
00:15:19Can I maybe give you a different name instead?
00:15:22Yes.
00:15:24Then welcome to the team, Nana.
00:15:27Yes, Master.
00:15:32Yuuuja.
00:15:34Yuya?
00:15:34Miya.
00:15:35I'll stay, too.
00:15:36You can't.
00:15:37I can.
00:15:39But how?
00:15:40Masato.
00:15:42Makes sense.
00:15:43No one would be mad at you two for using longer sentences.
00:15:49I see. A mysterious necromancer with a vedetta against the Shiga kingdom, huh?
00:15:55Yep. That's what the brave men who rescued me said. I'm a lucky guy.
00:16:01Well, that's a flat-out lie.
00:16:08Oh, you've come back! Are you alright, Sato?
00:16:12Yes, I'm fine. Sorry to make you worry.
00:16:25When I heard you were taken, I was horrified. All I could do was think of ways to bring you
00:16:30home.
00:16:31But you're safe and sound. That's what matters now.
00:16:35Yeah. I'm just sorry the whole ordeal made you so upset.
00:16:38That... Oh, yeah. Can't believe I almost forgot. I bought a little something just for you.
00:16:48Are these...
00:16:52What a romantic gift!
00:16:55Xena.
00:16:56Yes? What?
00:16:57Well, uh...
00:16:58The thing is...
00:17:00The elf girl who was kidnapped needs someone to take her home where she belongs, so I volunteered for the
00:17:04job.
00:17:08You're going to the elf village?
00:17:10It's to the southeast of the Shiga kingdom.
00:17:12Tell me the truth, Sato. Do you ever intend to return to Saryu City?
00:17:16Yes, of course I do.
00:17:18Thank goodness.
00:17:20And when I do get back, I'll have a million stories to tell you about my crazy journey. I can
00:17:25promise you that.
00:17:27Right. Hmm. It's a promise, then.
00:17:39Well, Master? We are ready to depart when you are.
00:17:43Hooray!
00:17:44We can't wait!
00:17:46I'm here.
00:17:47Please accept my apologies, Sato. I'm sorry I wasn't able to find you a proper house.
00:17:52It's cool. Hey, you helped me buy this cart, and that's no small thing.
00:17:57Watch over Mia.
00:17:59I will. I promise.
00:18:01Be careful out there. The roads are crawling with bandits and lots of shady robes.
00:18:06Hang on!
00:18:10Here. I wanted to give you your gifts.
00:18:12These look really good.
00:18:14We're both starving, too. Can't wait to dig in.
00:18:18No, don't eat it. It's a necklace.
00:18:20Oh, really?
00:18:20That's disappointing.
00:18:21But it looks so delicious.
00:18:42Santa, wait!
00:18:43Xena?
00:18:44Uh...
00:18:44Uh...
00:18:47Uh...
00:18:49Xena?!
00:18:54Glad I wasn't too late.
00:18:56Yeah, me too. I was hoping we'd get a proper goodbye.
00:19:00There's something I need to say to you.
00:19:04Sato, you're so great, and I wish that I could come with you, but I can't just abandon my family.
00:19:10I love them, too. I want to join you, I do, but I just can't.
00:19:15That said, this spring my brother will officially become the head of our family.
00:19:20I've spoken to him, and as far as he's concerned, I'm free to do as I like.
00:19:25And so, I have good news.
00:19:43When spring comes, I'll be able to join you.
00:19:49Don't look so blue, Master. I know you'll miss Xena, but at least you've got us.
00:19:53Does your tummy hurt?
00:19:54Are you going to throw up?
00:19:57Sato?
00:19:59I'll be alright.
00:20:01Sir, I read in one of my old Master's Code libraries that crying into a woman's chest will make you
00:20:06feel better.
00:20:07Hey, no fair! Cut that out right now! Lulu, do something quick!
00:20:11Oh, Arisa, I'm driving the cart. I have to focus on the road.
00:20:22Don't forget. We'll be together. Forever.
00:20:36Thank you for this food.
00:20:38Thank you for this food!
00:20:42Thank you for this food!
00:20:55Lisa, it's great. Also, Lulu and Nana, you worked hard too.
00:21:00It's our pleasure.
00:21:01Her tail's wagging. She's really happy.
00:21:09Mia, I didn't know you were a picky eater.
00:21:14No meat. It's yuck.
00:21:17Oh, right. I almost forgot elves don't eat meat.
00:21:20Don't worry. I still eat meat. Nothing's going to change that ever.
00:21:23Who doesn't like meat? It's the best ever.
00:21:26It's all right, Mia. To eat her own.
00:21:34I think maybe I ate too much.
00:21:36Yeah, me too.
00:21:40Lisa, why are you still cooking food?
00:21:42I'm pretty sure everyone is stuffed.
00:21:44Oh, I thought we might want some provisions for the long journey ahead.
00:21:48Awesome. That's a smart move.
00:21:49You know, it's even smarter, storing it in here.
00:21:53What's that?
00:21:54An item box.
00:21:56It's awesome. It's like what you find in a video game.
00:21:59You store whatever you want inside, and whenever you need it, you can pull it back out.
00:22:04Just don't overdo it, though. It'll use up all your mana.
00:22:07It uses MP? That's totally different from my storage.
00:22:13They're finished.
00:22:15Okay. Thank you so much, Lisa.
00:22:17No, thank you.
00:22:18I'll take it from here.
00:22:20Actually, now that I think about it, I don't really know what my storage can do.
00:22:24I should figure that out at some point.
00:22:31You know, this place isn't so bad.
00:22:35Ladies, before we take off, make sure you've taken care of your assignments, all right?
00:22:39Yay!
00:22:40Hooray!
00:22:41This'll be fun!
00:22:54She's looking better.
00:22:55After what she's been through, that's really saying something.
00:22:58It's a long journey home, but I have a feeling she's going to do just fine.
00:23:03And yet...
00:23:09Hey, I have an idea.
00:23:11What do you think about me touching up the straw seat cushions before we hit the road?
00:23:15The cushions?
00:23:16What's wrong? Are they defective or something like that?
00:23:19Uh, kind of.
00:23:21Basically, the stupid straws keep poking me right in my bottom.
00:23:25Gotcha.
00:23:25In that case, we should definitely fix them.
00:23:32All right, ladies, let's get the cloth off these straw bundles ASAP.
00:23:36Undo this string and it'll come right off.
00:23:39Okie-dokies!
00:23:40Aye-aye!
00:23:41Mia, if you see any straws poking out from the unwrapped bundles, your job is to yank them out.
00:23:49This should fix our problem.
00:23:51If we put the leather on the part we sit on, the straw won't poke through.
00:23:54Are you sure about this?
00:23:56Goat skin is pricey.
00:23:57I know, but I don't want everyone's butts to get all scratched up because I decided to be a cheapskate.
00:24:02That's a wise choice. If our butts get scratched, they won't be as soft.
00:24:05She is the weirdest.
00:24:10Whoa, he's so fast! How is it possible for a person to sew with such speed?
00:24:15You're the fastest of all time, Master!
00:24:16The fastest of the fast!
00:24:21Huh? What the hell?
00:24:24What the hell, my ass!
00:24:26Did you seriously forget to knot the end of the thread?
00:24:29My bad.
00:24:42Meat?
00:24:44Look at the birdie bird! It's so round and plump!
00:24:46Cute.
00:24:48Pardon me, Master. May I please look after this larval creature?
00:24:51Haha. You like it, huh?
00:24:54Yes. It's furry and round. And it's quite cute, too.
00:24:59In that case, it's all yours, Nana.
00:25:03Don't be upset. I'll make one for you, too. Sound good?
00:25:11Lucky, it's a tiny tama!
00:25:13Yes, and here's a petite poachy, too.
00:25:15Honey.
00:25:19If I don't make one of these for everyone, there's going to be serious help to pay.
00:25:38Look it! I'm touching poachy's ears!
00:25:41I'm touching Toma's ears, too! They're so fluffy!
00:25:44Feel how soft poachy's ears are!
00:25:45Yeah! Her tail is super cute, too!
00:25:47Beg your pardon, Master. Should we begin making preparations to depart?
00:25:51Yeah. Sounds good.
00:25:55Maybe it's best to let the horses rest a while longer.
00:26:00Plus, poachy and Toma are having the time of their lives.
00:26:04Huh. Maybe she's tired because she's not used to long trips?
00:26:08Let's hang out here a little bit longer, okay?
00:26:11Of course, Master.
00:26:14What is that?
00:26:16Huh.
00:26:17All right, troops! Listen up!
00:26:19These are your new marching orders.
00:26:21Conduct a full and thorough search around that stone outcropping over there.
00:26:24Okay!
00:26:24Okie dokie!
00:26:26Yay!
00:26:26Yay!
00:26:27Oh, that looks like fun!
00:26:28I think I'd like to join them!
00:26:31I'll call you when it's time to leave, girls.
00:26:33So don't wander off too far!
00:26:38Hm?
00:26:53You're awesome, Mia!
00:26:57Really?
00:26:58Yeah!
00:27:03Princess Mia, please instruct me on how to make such beautiful music with a simple leaf.
00:27:08Not a princess.
00:27:09Yes, you are.
00:27:12Nana, Mia doesn't like being called princess. Am I not calling her that?
00:27:16Please forgive me, Master. I have officially confirmed her name change in my system's database.
00:27:21That was easy.
00:27:23That was easy.
00:27:43I feel so judged right now.
00:27:46I know! Behold the skill of someone with level 10 musicianship!
00:27:57That sounds like the noise a dying mouse makes when it gets its head snapped in a mouse trap.
00:28:03No more.
00:28:05Oh, don't worry, Master. If you keep practicing your instrument, you'll get better one of these days.
00:28:10If you try hard, you can do anything.
00:28:12Uh, thank you.
00:28:13Stop goofing off and come with me right now!
00:28:21Look there.
00:28:22Uh, oh, what?
00:28:27Whoa, Stone Tori?
00:28:32At first glance, I couldn't make it out, but from what I can see, it seems like three Tori in
00:28:37a row fell over.
00:28:38There must have been a shrine here.
00:28:41It's weird, but I feel like I've seen this place before.
00:28:46But how?
00:28:51Ichiro, never forget this. We will be together until the end of time.
00:28:56You will always be Ichiro, no matter the world or era in which you find yourself.
00:29:02So is reincarnation real?
00:29:04It is, but reincarnation isn't enough.
00:29:09I remember. That shrine in the background is the one that was near my grandpa's place.
00:29:14But who's the girl with the weird hair? Is she my friend from when I was little?
00:29:18The life span of a human is different than that of a god. In order for us to stay together,
00:29:23we need divine intervention.
00:29:27The Kagura. A dance dedicated to a god who fell in love with a human being.
00:29:32Master.
00:29:33Ichiro.
00:29:34Master!
00:29:35You can.
00:29:36Master! Snap out of it, will ya?
00:29:40What's wrong?
00:29:42A cliff isn't exactly the perfect location for a daydream, you dumb dumb.
00:29:47What just happened? I wasn't the victim of a psychological attack, and the Tori at the shrine near my grandpa's
00:29:53place were red.
00:29:54Plus, none of my friends looked anything like that girl.
00:29:58Wait a sec.
00:29:59When I was a student, I made a doujin game with a shrine almost exactly like that.
00:30:03I don't remember having that conversation in real life. It must be a part of the game I made.
00:30:08What's your deal? You're spacing out again!
00:30:11I'm sorry. I was just thinking about the shrine where I used to play when I was a kid.
00:30:16Huh.
00:30:17Uh.
00:30:21Whoa.
00:30:22This looks like a broken travel gate.
00:30:24Wait, a travel gate?
00:30:26You mean like the warp feature that shows up in some video games? Can you fix it?
00:30:30Probably not.
00:30:32Quick, let's go find Pochi and Tama. It's time to ship out.
00:30:36Lucky, Master! I found us some prey!
00:30:38Master, since we were able to procure some meat, I have one small request before we continue the journey ahead.
00:30:43May I butcher that?
00:30:44Sure. Why not?
00:30:46Lisa, if you're willing, I'd be very interested to learn your skill.
00:30:50Come. I will teach you the art of butchering. You can take it apart, Lulu.
00:30:54Fine.
00:30:55Oh no, her hair's filled with sand.
00:30:57Hey, Mia. Do you know of a water magic spell that's kinda like the everyday magic soft wash?
00:31:03No.
00:31:04I see.
00:31:06Look here! I brought us some meat!
00:31:09Awesome, Tama! Great job!
00:31:11Wow! Now that's adorable!
00:31:13A baby monster.
00:31:15Aw, can I hold it please?
00:31:17Yeah, sure!
00:31:18It may be cute, but it's a baby monster, so be careful, alright?
00:31:22Yeah, yeah.
00:31:25Hahahaha!
00:31:30The prey ran away from me!
00:31:33No, Tama! It's my fault!
00:31:34I'm sorry! It squirmed right out of my arms!
00:31:37No...
00:31:38I'm sorry. I messed up master. I tried, but I couldn't catch the prey
00:31:44It's fine
00:31:47You're safe, that's what matters now
00:31:50Besides there's always next time
00:31:52Right right next time. I'm gonna catch the biggest baddest beast in the whole world
00:31:57All this excitement has made me hungry for a snack. I've got a great idea. We should eat the pancakes
00:32:02from before
00:32:05This thing's pretty convenient, but it doesn't exactly keep your food warm
00:32:11Sorry girls they probably don't taste very good cold. He's pretty darn good to me. Yeah, it's yummy
00:32:34Now let's see what we have here. Oh a spell book on shadow magic. What the?
00:32:41Oh, right. Zen's mementos are now in my inventory. This could be good. Maybe I can learn more about magic
00:32:51All right, I finished my lesson on shadow magic
00:32:54Wow
00:32:56It's really amazing how compatible the magic in this world is with programming language
00:33:01It's almost as if the person who created the magic in this place is a programmer
00:33:06Now to the task at hand. I want to get a handle on this whole water magic washing spell thing
00:33:10so Poach can get cleaned up
00:33:13I'll look into everyday magic next
00:33:22Everyday magic is a huge pain in the ass. Can't seem to wrap my head around it. My water magic
00:33:27idea is a no-go
00:33:30But wait, just like Mia tried to copy Aris is humming by ear
00:33:34If I consider the techniques needed for everyday magic then copy and paste the existing parts of water magic into
00:33:40the formula
00:33:40I should be able to make a new spell I
00:33:44Love getting my hands on this kind of research. I could do it for hours
00:33:50Wait a second, huh?
00:33:58You had me worried for a second because your eyes were wide open, but you weren't responding at all
00:34:18I don't want to freak them out. I need to make sure my eyes are closed when looking at the
00:34:22menu
00:34:23Relax, I'm fine. I was just concentrating on learning a new spell. That's all
00:34:26Learning a new spell? Since when are you a bona fide researcher of magic spells?
00:34:31I'm not. I just built one and was tinkering with it is all
00:34:35If it's all right Mia, I'd like you to help me with it later
00:34:43Whoa these pop-ups
00:34:46Ratman
00:34:47Thank you for all your help Sato. So what's up next for you a good question?
00:34:53I must go find my friends. Sadly. We were all separated while trying to save the princess
00:34:59Lisa stop the carriage
00:35:01Whenever of?
00:35:07Or on this
00:35:08Sei sei jenei micho ruise au zey
00:35:13Mia's protectors?
00:35:15They actually acted as decoys,
00:35:16So she could safely escape the cradle
00:35:22Hmm
00:35:24Girls i think we should make camp here tonight
00:35:26Sato
00:35:27Oh, what's up? You all right?
00:35:31You too. Talk.
00:35:34Okay.
00:35:35My brave sir, thank you so much for saving us. That said, we have something important which requires our attention.
00:35:41We must leave at once.
00:35:43Oh, of course. Go on ahead. We'll catch up with you guys tomorrow.
00:36:00That was awesome! Meat's back on the menu!
00:36:03That was expertly done, Tama.
00:36:05Thanks!
00:36:07Well, shall I cook the meat then, Master?
00:36:09That sounds great. Let me know if you need help, okay?
00:36:12I must say, Tama, I'm quite impressed with you.
00:36:14You are truly a genius hunter, Tama.
00:36:17Not bad, kiddo.
00:36:20Check me out, Tama! Do you like my crazy awesome meat dance?
00:36:24You know I do, Pochi!
00:36:28Hey, Mia. You want to help me with that spell I told you about before?
00:36:31Uh-huh.
00:36:32Have a nice day, Tama, Tama.
00:36:34Bubble bag time!
00:36:37Look at us! We're so clean!
00:36:38We sparkle!
00:36:40Great success. Thanks a lot, Mia.
00:36:55This sucks
00:36:56I'm bored out of my mind
00:36:58I can make another new spell
00:37:00No, I'm supposed to be on the night watch
00:37:03Wait, how about I try my little storage experiment
00:37:10I can store things from far away
00:37:12Cool
00:37:15Not that far
00:37:16Oh well, at least now I know
00:37:18The threshold for this is about 3 meters
00:37:26I can separate each component of blended things
00:37:29In that case
00:37:31I can make salt water drinkable
00:37:33That'll come in handy
00:37:34Especially near the ocean
00:37:39Oh man, it doesn't work with salt water
00:37:41Too bad
00:37:43Wait, I bet I can dissect those insect corpses I got back at the cradle
00:37:48If I can swing that
00:37:49These won't have to take apart the prey Pochi and Tama bring back to the camp for us
00:37:55No dice
00:37:56Man, this isn't going very well
00:38:02But
00:38:03I didn't lose any MP
00:38:04I guess mine is different from Arisa's item box
00:38:07I should check out hers too
00:38:12Yeah, it's official
00:38:14Her storage is definitely weak sauce compared to my apparatus
00:38:17It's useless
00:38:23Wait, hold on
00:38:43The flame went out
00:38:45Apparently the stuff in the item box changes over time
00:38:52On the other hand, my storage is different
00:38:55The status of the items in my storage apparatus doesn't change at all
00:38:59Who knows?
00:39:01Maybe time stops in there
00:39:03Or maybe it's like a game and it's just a bunch of data stored inside
00:39:07I think I have a brilliant idea
00:39:13It's so warm and it's yummy too
00:39:15Yeah, I'm in my time
00:39:18I didn't know you were planning to reheat the stew from yesterday, Master
00:39:21Thank you
00:39:22That was incredibly thoughtful
00:39:23Ah, it was nothing
00:39:24So, what do you think?
00:39:26How does it taste?
00:39:28Hmm
00:39:29Not bad
00:39:33Oh, sparkly sparks
00:39:39We've got company
00:39:40Oh wow
00:39:50This is a grave for all the ratmen who died protecting me
00:39:53Mr. Sato
00:39:55I thank you for rescuing all my friends
00:39:58I am in your debt
00:39:59My pleasure
00:40:06My friends, thank you
00:40:21I, Misenaria of the Bolinan Forest
00:40:24Ask you, most sacred and ancient trees
00:40:27Please, please let the brave ratmen who perish valiantly rest in peace from this day until the end of time
00:40:39My nice day
00:40:43I, Misenaria of the Bolinan Forest
00:40:49I'm in the back of the hill
00:40:54The hills of the hill
00:40:58You see, many years old
00:41:03You see, many years old
00:41:21ORGAN PLAYS
00:42:00I wish to bestow you with this bell.
00:42:03It was handcrafted by the elves.
00:42:05As you have garnered the trust of Princess Misenaria, I shall trust you in return.
00:42:30Here you are. I'm sorry about the wait.
00:42:33I hope you enjoy your dinner, sir.
00:42:35Thank you. Here, you can keep the change, miss.
00:42:40Thanks.
00:42:42Hey! This isn't salty enough!
00:42:44Oh, shut up!
00:42:45For what you're paying, you're lucky it has salt at all!
00:42:48You cheap old miser.
00:42:49I hope you get stewed alive in a witch's cauldron and eaten for breakfast.
00:42:53How about I eat you?
00:42:54Everybody, take a deep breath. Relax. The next round is on me.
00:42:58Yeah!
00:43:03All done. Time to hit the road.
00:43:18Wait a second. Is this tavern a brothel, too?
00:43:30There are so many painfully obvious reasons why I'm choosing not to dignify that with a comment.
00:43:39Move it!
00:43:42Watch where you're walking, peasant. You're in my way.
00:43:45Forgive me, sir.
00:43:51Huh? Why is mustache giving me the evil eye?
00:44:00Be careful. That man. He's mean.
00:44:03Oh, yeah?
00:44:05You know him. He tried to take our flying anchors back in Saryu City.
00:44:09Right. That small-time crook.
00:44:19Here. Take this. You'll feel much better. Please.
00:44:22Huh? A magic potion?
00:44:23We've nothing to pay you with.
00:44:25No need. Oh. Thank you.
00:44:27You're very kind.
00:44:32Awesome. It works on fractures, too.
00:44:34Wow. Bless you. I am in your debt, sir.
00:44:39Aren't you the big hero?
00:44:41I couldn't just leave him like that.
00:44:43Right. That's really sweet, and I'll just make sure you save some for when we need it.
00:44:47Good point. Yeah.
00:44:49Well, next up on the agenda, master alchemy and learn to make potions.
00:44:56Is it me? No. It's a rabbit.
00:44:59Now you're doing alchemy? Just how multi-talented are you?
00:45:03First, I'll follow the directions.
00:45:09The name of the creator pops up. Good to know. Next time I make an item, I'll make sure to
00:45:14leave the name section blank.
00:45:16I need to learn transmutation at some point. I guess there's no time like the present, right?
00:45:22Here goes.
00:45:24Tablet, go.
00:45:28First, I pour in the medicine I made earlier.
00:45:31Then I gradually add some elixir.
00:45:34And finally, MP.
00:45:38Once this light fades away, it'll be done.
00:45:43Now, if I just raise my skill to max and transmute it...
00:45:48You're super smart, Arisa!
00:45:50You're so smart!
00:45:52You're so smart!
00:45:52And just like that, I have a high-quality HP recovery potion.
00:45:56What's this?
00:45:57It says here I need to store it in a specialized vial.
00:46:00If I don't, the potion will degrade over time.
00:46:05Wow, look!
00:46:06These vials have magic circles drawn on them with special ink.
00:46:11It's probably past time for a supply run.
00:46:15There's a town called Noki in Kuhano County.
00:46:18I should go there tomorrow.
00:46:21Huh?
00:46:22Oh, wow!
00:46:23Look at that!
00:46:27I guess that's good for now.
00:46:29I think I might try making a magic item later tonight.
00:46:44Look at you making something cool.
00:46:46Magic item number one.
00:46:48Here, try it out.
00:46:50Okay!
00:46:51Let me guess.
00:46:51When you use it, you're supposed to get magic to flow from your right hand to your left, yeah?
00:46:55Thank you for the explanation.
00:46:57Okay!
00:46:58Here goes!
00:47:06Huh?
00:47:06What's supposed to happen?
00:47:08Channel your MP.
00:47:09It'll flow right into the magic circuit.
00:47:12Yeah, yeah.
00:47:13And then?
00:47:13And nothing.
00:47:14What?
00:47:16It just goes around and around until your MP is drained.
00:47:19Ugh.
00:47:19So anti-comactic.
00:47:21Fine.
00:47:22I'll give it a try then.
00:47:24Here goes nothing.
00:47:27Uh-uh-uh.
00:47:30Who is it at that?
00:47:31It's a wagon car, girls!
00:47:34Uh, don't worry.
00:47:35It's me.
00:47:36Sorry to freak you out.
00:47:38Huh.
00:47:47I've never seen this before.
00:47:49There are big blank spots all over this map.
00:47:51I don't want to put everyone in danger, so I should probably spend some time studying it.
00:47:55Better safe than sorry.
00:48:00Oh, an alchemy shop?
00:48:02Yeah.
00:48:03Just head straight that way till you get to the edge of town.
00:48:09Watch it!
00:48:11Sorry.
00:48:11I didn't see you there.
00:48:13Be more careful next time, kid.
00:48:15Out of my way.
00:48:16Huh?
00:48:17Time to go to the next shop.
00:48:18Let's get a move on.
00:48:20You stupid worthless slave.
00:48:21Yes, sir!
00:48:23You're slow as molasses!
00:48:26Hmm.
00:48:28Come on, let's go.
00:48:29Oh, right!
00:48:33Afternoon, sir.
00:48:36Hi there.
00:48:36I'm looking for some elixir for a potion.
00:48:39Do you have any?
00:48:41If they're for stamina recovery, I have three I can sell you.
00:48:44They're one silver coin each.
00:48:48There's a bit of a core shortage, though.
00:48:50So I can't give you a discount.
00:48:53Core?
00:48:53So that's what it's made from?
00:48:55If core's what I need, I have plenty left over from the labyrinth in the cradle.
00:48:59Awesome.
00:49:00Do you happen to have any stabilizers?
00:49:03Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do.
00:49:05Also, if you have any scrolls, I'll take them.
00:49:08I need cores higher than grade 3.
00:49:10Trade me and it's a done deal.
00:49:12Wait, isn't it illegal to buy or sell cores?
00:49:16I'll just take the potion vials.
00:49:18Sorry.
00:49:18I would, but someone bought up my stock before you got here.
00:49:21I tried to tell them no, but they had a requisition warrant with the seal of the vice
00:49:25where I've saved them city, so I didn't have a choice.
00:49:27That guy from before.
00:49:28Are you in dire need?
00:49:29I'd check out the pottery workshop.
00:49:31They usually have a decent variety.
00:49:35Lisa, go on back with the others.
00:49:37I'll be there soon.
00:49:39Is something wrong?
00:49:40I need to make a quick stop.
00:49:42I should come with you.
00:49:44No, it's cool.
00:49:45Get dinner ready.
00:49:46I'll be with you in no time.
00:49:48As you wish.
00:50:02These are some nice cores you've got here.
00:50:06Go on.
00:50:07Take anyone you'd like, sir.
00:50:09That all you got?
00:50:09I have more, but I'm not too keen on selling potentially lethal scrolls to virtual strangers.
00:50:16But how about this?
00:50:18It's called Blow, a magic scroll typically used to help stranded ships get back to shore.
00:50:26Who knows what's waiting for us in those blank map areas.
00:50:32Shield.
00:50:33Sonar.
00:50:34Signal.
00:50:35Blow.
00:50:38Hey, not bad.
00:51:03I feel like a total creeper.
00:51:10Uh-oh.
00:51:11Not good.
00:51:17Why do I get the feeling something is telling me to stay the hell out?
00:51:24The Forest of Illusions.
00:51:26It doesn't exactly live up to its name.
00:51:28This place is disappointing.
00:51:33I guess the Forest of Illusions knows I penetrated the barrier.
00:51:37I should make myself scarce.
00:51:39Toss, down!
00:51:51Yikes.
00:51:52Yikes.
00:51:53Pay me no attention.
00:51:55I'm just a lowly merchant passing through.
00:51:57I'll go now.
00:51:57Sound good?
00:52:03My magic's not working on him!
00:52:05Mistress, help me!
00:52:06Hey, calm down. It's okay.
00:52:09Seriously, I have no interest in hurting you.
00:52:11Do you want payback?
00:52:12You can totally hit me. I won't resist.
00:52:19Hmm.
00:52:23Hmm.
00:52:30It is a true pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:52:32Welcome to the Forest of Illusions.
00:52:34I am the witch in charge of guarding the mana source in these woods.
00:52:47Forgive my apprentice.
00:52:49Purity of heart and naivete go hand in hand.
00:52:52It was foolish of Ine to attack an emissary of Bolinon.
00:52:55My apologies.
00:52:56Emissary of Bolinon?
00:52:58Oh, right. She must think that because of the bell I got from Mize.
00:53:03Actually, ma'am, I'm just a merchant.
00:53:05I do have an elf from the Bolinon clan under my care, but believe me, I'm no emissary.
00:53:13In any mana, knock before you barge into a room.
00:53:17Dear sir, forgive me for earlier.
00:53:24It's my fault for stumbling into your forest like a moron.
00:53:27Please stand up. There's no need to apologize.
00:53:30Thank you for your patience with my young apprentice, sir.
00:53:32It's all right.
00:53:35Ine, how are the potions coming along?
00:53:38Don't worry, mistress. All is well.
00:53:40At this rate, I've no doubt we'll keep our end of the deal.
00:53:44Uh, what deal?
00:53:45Ine is referring to a pact we made with Count Kuhano.
00:53:49The arrangement is simple.
00:53:50In return for keeping outlaws, hunters, and other vagabonds out of our sacred forest,
00:53:55we deliver him 300 vials of a special potion twice a year.
00:53:59Oh, I see.
00:54:00Tell me, son, do you have any interest in potions?
00:54:03Yes, but I just now started learning.
00:54:05In that case, would you like me to teach you a very special recipe?
00:54:09Are you for real?
00:54:09Yes, but may I ask for one small favor in return?
00:54:14Of course. I'm glad to help.
00:54:19Thank you for everything.
00:54:21Are you sure you don't need us to guide you back home, young man?
00:54:24Yeah, I'm fine.
00:54:26All the same, here is a small gift.
00:54:30This is...
00:54:31This is...
00:54:45Thank you so much.
00:54:46I guess I'll be on my way now.
00:55:03She did one for me, now I need to do one for her.
00:55:06Should be fun.
00:55:07Apparently, the person I promised the witch I'd deliver this letter to is a giant of the forest.
00:55:11Here goes.
00:55:14Ah.
00:55:24Forest of Illusions.
00:55:26I thought this place didn't live up to its name.
00:55:29I was wrong.
00:55:34Where in the heck have you been all night, you pervert?
00:55:37Were you at a brothel again?
00:55:39Brody.
00:55:43Well, any word?
00:55:44Nothing yet.
00:55:46Oh, yeah?
00:55:47Well, they're running out of time, that's for sure.
00:55:50Sundown will be here in the blink of an eye.
00:55:52Either way, it won't matter.
00:55:54That's one delivery that's never going to reach its destination, trust me.
00:55:57Hey, moneybags.
00:55:58Aren't you the guy that wanted to put in an order?
00:56:00Yes, I am.
00:56:01Thank you for seeing me, sir.
00:56:03You own this place, right?
00:56:05So do we have a deal?
00:56:06Can you make me the vials or not?
00:56:07I'm afraid it's a little more complicated than that, kid.
00:56:10There's a ton of regulation here inside the city.
00:56:13But there is a way.
00:56:14For example, you're more than welcome to learn pottery at my workshop.
00:56:18Wait, is that code?
00:56:21A nail, please!
00:56:22Yes, sir!
00:56:23When you officially become the new Viceroy in town, the very least you can do is make my clay and
00:56:27your worker bees.
00:56:29You're right.
00:56:30Loyalty should always be rewarded.
00:56:32But I won't be Viceroy.
00:56:34In fact, I'm going to be named Lord of my own territory.
00:56:37He's just some failed noble talking a bunch of nonsense.
00:56:40To be sure, building a new town is no small feat.
00:56:43But will I ever give up?
00:56:45No.
00:56:45Look who's here!
00:56:50We came to take you back home.
00:56:52Right now.
00:56:53Pardon the interruption, master, but it is well past your bedtime.
00:56:56Thank you for looking after our master, sir!
00:56:59We hope to see you soon!
00:57:01Yeah, so do I.
00:57:01When the heck did you find me?
00:57:03Secret.
00:57:07All right, time to make pottery.
00:57:12Whoa.
00:57:14It's Ine.
00:57:17Is there something wrong?
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:19Looks like someone I know is being chased by bad guys.
00:57:22Huh?
00:57:23Well, let's do something, then!
00:57:25Come on!
00:57:25Right!
00:57:26Up and away we go!
00:57:28Hang on, Lulu!
00:57:30Pochi, Tama, put me down!
00:57:42They're gonna catch me!
00:57:43Liza, Pochi, Tama!
00:57:45Don't let the bad guys near the carriage!
00:57:47Of course, master!
00:57:50Are you okay?
00:57:52Yes, Sato!
00:57:53Pochi!
00:57:53We're here to help you!
00:57:55So that's what they're after, huh?
00:57:57Yeah!
00:57:58They want these for the pact!
00:57:59Go on!
00:58:00We can handle things here, Ine!
00:58:02Right!
00:58:18The potions!
00:58:19Don't let them get away, girls!
00:58:21Go after them!
00:58:22Understood!
00:58:24All right, for now we need to take an inventory.
00:58:30So out of the 300 vials of potion you started with, only 120 are left!
00:58:35Jeez, that means 180 were lost in the crash.
00:58:39The vial on this one broke, but there's still some left inside.
00:58:43If I put these in storage...
00:58:47Okay, that's enough for about 40 vials.
00:58:49Come on, let's go.
00:58:52We should deliver them what we have.
00:58:54I'm sure they'll understand.
00:59:00That is too bad.
00:59:02But a pact is a pact after all.
00:59:05Deliver all 300 vials of potion by sundown or we no longer have a deal.
00:59:09But...
00:59:09But, sir!
00:59:10Hold on.
00:59:11I've heard his voice before.
00:59:13Wait.
00:59:16It's creepy mustache guy.
00:59:20It's useless.
00:59:20I can't get any info.
00:59:22For now.
00:59:24Please, sir, let us explain.
00:59:26Shut your mouth, peasant girl.
00:59:28If we want to hear you speak, we will say so.
00:59:30Oh, yeah?
00:59:34If you stoop to a bully's level or let them get under your skin, then you've already lost.
00:59:39Now.
00:59:43Is there something else you need?
00:59:45Sadly, we lost about 180 vials of potion due to the incident earlier.
00:59:50You would like us to somehow replace the missing vials and deliver them to you by today.
00:59:54Did I get any part of that wrong?
00:59:56I just need to convince him to give us permission to buy the rest of the potions from the market.
01:00:00Yes, in fact, you did.
01:00:02First of all, this pact is between Count Kuhano and the Witch of the Forest of Illusions.
01:00:07It is not your concern.
01:00:09Secondly, the only potions we will accept are ones made by the Witch.
01:00:13Wait just a second.
01:00:16The Witch said the word special potion.
01:00:19She didn't say anything about her being the one required by the pact to make it.
01:00:23Besides, the Witch wasn't doing the work.
01:00:26Ine was the one making the potions when I was there.
01:00:28I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I feel like maybe this guy wants the delivery to fail so the
01:00:33pact will fall apart.
01:00:36Not maybe, definitely.
01:00:40I remember him now.
01:00:41These are the two shady guys I saw chatting at the tavern.
01:00:44But I won't be Viceroy.
01:00:46In fact, I'm going to be named Lord of my own territory.
01:00:50So what is their plan exactly?
01:00:52To break the pact and get rid of the Forest of Illusions so they can build a new town right
01:00:56on top of it?
01:01:04Whoever these guys are, they're up to no good.
01:01:08I could be wrong, but I don't think that's part of the pact.
01:01:11Unless the details of the arrangement have totally changed, friend.
01:01:15Tell me, why should I discuss the details of my business with a mere commoner like you?
01:01:19Because I was a guest of the Witch recently, and I know you're not telling the truth.
01:01:28Very well, then.
01:01:29I'll keep our deal and take deliveries provided they're the same quality as the Witch's brew.
01:01:35One more thing.
01:01:37What if I bring you potions that are of a much higher quality?
01:01:40Will you honor the deal then?
01:01:42If you think you can collect them all, then be my guest.
01:01:45I need your assurances.
01:01:47In writing, please.
01:01:48What?
01:01:49How dare you?
01:01:50Mind your tongue, you rogue.
01:01:51You'll have to forgive me, sir.
01:01:53I'm a merchant, which means I trust no one.
01:01:56You...
01:02:03Who does he think he is calling me a peasant?
01:02:07Time to go.
01:02:11We only have three bells left until sundown.
01:02:14There's no way this plan will work out.
01:02:17Don't you worry.
01:02:18My master is a cheating fraud, but he always comes to the rescue in the end.
01:02:21Master, we've returned.
01:02:25Right.
01:02:25Thanks.
01:02:26We brought you the plants.
01:02:28We brought you the plants.
01:02:28Lots and lots of plants.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31You don't get it.
01:02:32Even with all the ingredients in the world, it's still impossible.
01:02:35And why is that?
01:02:36Even if we do manage to make the potions, it won't matter if we don't have the vials to store
01:02:41them in.
01:02:42We'll never make the delivery in time.
01:02:45Sorry.
01:02:46I would, but someone bought up my stock before you got here.
01:02:50He fell for it.
01:02:52He fell for it.
01:02:52If the fool really thinks all he has to do is make more potion, he's in for a rude awakening.
01:02:58We've been had.
01:02:59What do you mean?
01:03:04Very well, then.
01:03:05I'll keep our deal and take deliveries provided to the same quality as the witch's brew.
01:03:10Even if we manage to make the potions, it won't matter if we don't have the vials to store them
01:03:14in.
01:03:15We'll never make the delivery in time.
01:03:17We've been had.
01:03:20I do wish I could help you, kid, but 180 new vials? There's just not enough time.
01:03:26We don't want to drag you into this, sir.
01:03:29If we could just use your kiln, we'd be grateful.
01:03:40Are you in danger, kid?
01:03:45Alright.
01:03:46I'm not the type to turn away a stranger in need.
01:03:49I'll help you as best I can.
01:03:53Thank you, sir.
01:03:54Well, don't just stand there, people.
01:03:56Let's get to work.
01:03:57Right.
01:03:58Lisa, Tama, Pochi, Lulu, and Nana, I want you to help me make the vials.
01:04:02What do you say?
01:04:03As you wish.
01:04:05You bet.
01:04:06Okie dokie.
01:04:08Yes.
01:04:08I shall do my best, master.
01:04:12Mia and Arisa, help you, Nenny Mana.
01:04:16Got it.
01:04:17Well, girls, let's go.
01:04:20Nice!
01:04:21Okie!
01:04:25I don't like it!
01:04:30No!
01:04:31No, please stop it!
01:04:34I really wish Klayman would stop spinning.
01:04:37If he keeps turning like this, I'm going to sick up!
01:04:41Oh, I did it wrong.
01:04:42This is quite frustrating.
01:04:44Yes, centrifugal force can be extremely hard to calculate.
01:04:50That's pretty impressive.
01:04:52Are you sure you never made these before, kid?
01:04:56You're the best!
01:04:58No one knows how to make vials like you!
01:05:00Yes.
01:05:02There's one problem, though.
01:05:04These vials are wet.
01:05:05It takes five days for Klay like this to dry.
01:05:08But we don't have five days.
01:05:10I know.
01:05:11Listen, I wish I could tell you there was a shortcut or some way around it, but unfortunately there just
01:05:16isn't.
01:05:16I'm sorry, kids, but this is a problem I can't help you solve.
01:05:21Okay, the issue is the moisture in the clay.
01:05:24There's got to be some way to dry it, right?
01:05:26Wait.
01:05:34That's it!
01:05:40I didn't know that was possible.
01:05:42You may be small, young lady, but you're mighty.
01:05:47We're in business, people.
01:05:48Keep on working.
01:05:49I'll get the vials put in the kiln right away.
01:05:52Yikes!
01:06:33I'll get the vials put in the kiln right away.
01:06:59Master, the potions are finished.
01:07:01And we owe it all to you guys.
01:07:05Well, we're not done quite yet.
01:07:07The kiln.
01:07:09I'm just about finished up over here.
01:07:11We need to let the vials cool down a little bit longer, but they should be ready before sundown.
01:07:15I'm so glad we did it.
01:07:17Oh, bless you.
01:07:21Oh, wow, that wasn't a hat at all.
01:07:23Master, might I look after this odd creature?
01:07:26Um, I don't think that's a good idea.
01:07:29Ugh.
01:07:31Witches familiar?
01:07:32What in the hell do you think you're doing here?
01:07:34Hmm?
01:07:38I certainly hope you're not making vials without permission because that would be against the law.
01:07:43I could arrest you.
01:07:45I knew it.
01:07:46I'm glad I kept a marker on this D-bag.
01:07:49You've got the wrong idea.
01:07:50I'm just teaching these folks pottery.
01:07:52Nothing's for sale.
01:07:53What do you think I am, an idiot?
01:07:55Sorry, but I'm afraid we're going to have to get rid of this kiln.
01:07:58No, don't.
01:07:59Please.
01:08:00He's innocent.
01:08:02Innocent, huh?
01:08:03Oh, I doubt that very much.
01:08:04Now it's time to pay the price.
01:08:06Go.
01:08:14It's over.
01:08:16They destroyed all of them.
01:08:18By the way, we're looking forward to the delivery of those 300 vials of potion.
01:08:23Good luck making that deadline.
01:08:28Kid, I failed you.
01:08:30Please forgive me.
01:08:32No.
01:08:33Please forgive me.
01:08:34Your poor kiln.
01:08:38If it's all right, I'd like a moment with my friends.
01:08:41Yes.
01:08:41Of course.
01:08:46Listen.
01:08:47Inanimana, I have an idea.
01:08:49Can we use your furry friend to talk to the witch?
01:08:59And we were so close, too.
01:09:02Wait.
01:09:03Is this even ours?
01:09:05Hmph.
01:09:07I was worried something like this might happen.
01:09:09So I put out a bunch of decoys.
01:09:12Hm?
01:09:13If that's true, then where are all the ones you made?
01:09:15Oh, they're safe.
01:09:17I hid them so well, those jerks will never find them.
01:09:21Huh?
01:09:22I can't explain in detail right now.
01:09:24But trust me, I have something way better than your item box.
01:09:29What, do you think I'm just going to nod my head and take your word for it?
01:09:33Take them out and probe it.
01:09:35All right.
01:09:45Take them out and take them out and take them out and take them out and take them out.
01:09:49Did it break in there?
01:09:52Oh, I see.
01:09:53This sudden change in temperature must have made it shatter into pieces.
01:09:57The vials won't do us any good if we can't take them out.
01:10:00If there was a way to gradually change the temperature, I could salvage the rest.
01:10:06The only option right now is to wait for the kiln to be fixed before taking them out.
01:10:12No, we're already cutting it way too close.
01:10:15This idea is useless.
01:10:18Useless.
01:10:21Yeah, it's official.
01:10:23Her storage is definitely weak sauce compared to my apparatus.
01:10:26It's useless.
01:10:30The flame went out.
01:10:32Apparently, the stuff in the item box changes over time.
01:10:35That's it.
01:10:36Jackpot!
01:10:37Arisa, would you mind taking a step back, please?
01:10:41Huh?
01:11:04Okay, this will work.
01:11:08Now, if I can just combine it with the blow spell.
01:11:22What do we do?
01:11:29Girls, get ready, because we're about to show that despicable small-time crookedest lackey who's boss!
01:11:35Yeah!
01:11:37Who is the boss?
01:11:41Not to be too literal, but technically, I'm the boss.
01:11:45Well, well, well.
01:11:46Look who it is.
01:11:48If excuses are all you have, then save your breath.
01:11:51I know you don't have the 300 vials.
01:11:54The deal is off.
01:11:57I beg your pardon, good sir.
01:11:59This is a delivery receipt.
01:12:01We'll need your signature and stamp.
01:12:04Are you saying you have the shipment?
01:12:07It's impossible!
01:12:09They have delivered the 300 vials of potions, sir.
01:12:12And we've also confirmed the legitimacy of this document.
01:12:15As far as I can tell, there are no issues.
01:12:19Kid!
01:12:20What kind of trick did you use?
01:12:21What makes you think that we tricked you?
01:12:24We just worked hard and figured it out, and we did it together.
01:12:27Hmm.
01:12:28Hmm.
01:12:29Tch.
01:12:35We made good.
01:12:37Now you do your part.
01:12:38Sign and seal the document.
01:12:45Sir, what's wrong?
01:12:48He can't refuse to sign it now, can he?
01:12:52It's nearly sundown, Zato.
01:12:54Make him sign.
01:12:55Mm-hmm.
01:12:57With respect, I need you to sign the document immediately.
01:13:04Allow me to sign it for you, my friend.
01:13:09Count Kuhano, sir?
01:13:11What are you doing here?
01:13:12I thought you were clever.
01:13:14Yet you can't figure out the witch told me of your evil deeds?
01:13:20Ma'am, you're here too.
01:13:23Thank you, Zato.
01:13:24Bless you.
01:13:26Hmph.
01:13:28I knew your father.
01:13:30He was a widely respected man.
01:13:32We first met at the Royal Academy years ago.
01:13:35I gave you this position on account of the respect I held for him.
01:13:39For his sake, I honored you.
01:13:41And you thanked me by spitting it back in my face?
01:13:46You, sir, do not deserve to be the assistant Viceroy.
01:13:49As punishment, you are hereby banished from the kingdom.
01:13:52May the gods have mercy upon you.
01:13:55If you want me out of this office, you'll have to force me out.
01:14:00Careful, sir!
01:14:02Fear not.
01:14:03Spirit of Seidum City.
01:14:05Attack this enemy of our people!
01:14:09Punish him!
01:14:16You fool.
01:14:17As the Count of Kuhano, I could never be harmed by such a spell within my own territory.
01:14:24It is.
01:14:25The time for mercy is over.
01:14:27But death is mercy.
01:14:29Draw your sword and defend yourself!
01:14:41Why did you interfere, son?
01:14:46There are children present.
01:14:57It appears the witch has a most noble friend in you.
01:15:08Sorry for the trouble we caused.
01:15:10Are you kidding me?
01:15:11I got a new kiln, and the Count promised me priority on all deals moving forwards.
01:15:16Great!
01:15:16Thanks to you, I'm going to be filthy rich for the rest of my life!
01:15:22Mr. Sato, from the bottom of my heart, you have my sincerest thanks for your aid in this matter.
01:15:28Here you go.
01:15:29A thank you gift.
01:15:31A lantern?
01:15:32It's a magic item the mistress and I made.
01:15:35Hope you like it.
01:15:36Oh, wow.
01:15:37This is great.
01:15:39Thanks.
01:15:39I'll take good care of it.
01:15:43There's one final gift I want to give you before we say goodbye.
01:15:47Goodbye.
01:15:52Bye, everyone.
01:15:54I hope to see you soon.
01:15:56I wish you and yours tidings of peace and joy, Mr. Sato.
01:16:02Well, it's time to go.
01:16:04Okay.
01:16:05Right.
01:16:06Your wish is our command.
01:16:08We're ready, master.
01:16:09Okie dokie!
01:16:11Off we go!
01:16:12I'm ready for an adventure!
01:16:23Master, wake up, please.
01:16:26Open your eyes.
01:16:36Come on.
01:16:38Hurry.
01:16:43Good morning!
01:16:45Your favorite girl in the world is here!
01:16:48WAAAHHHHH!
01:16:49What the hell?!
01:16:55Unconetrable barrier!
01:16:57Go!
01:17:01Now, please.
01:17:02Hurry and calibrate my foundation system or I'll shut down.
01:17:06So you two weren't doing something uncouth?
01:17:08Oh, of course we weren't.
01:17:11You're telling fibs.
01:17:13No, I swear.
01:17:15Wait a second.
01:17:15You do have the magic manipulation skill, right?
01:17:18My foundation instruments are down.
01:17:21As such, I'm unable to use that skill at this time.
01:17:24Which is why she needs my help.
01:17:26Don't worry, Nana.
01:17:27Everything will be a-okay.
01:17:29I got you.
01:17:30Place your hand near my heart like this and allow the magic to flow into me.
01:17:35I will let you know if any adjustments are required.
01:17:38Her back.
01:17:40Use her back.
01:17:42Right!
01:17:43Yes!
01:17:44If you only need to touch her near the heart, then her back should work as well as her chest!
01:17:48Way to save the day, Mia!
01:17:49Hmm?
01:17:50Least I could do.
01:17:51Mia's assessment is quite correct.
01:17:53There will be no real effect on the adjustment if it is performed through my back.
01:17:58Hmm.
01:18:00Hmm.
01:18:02Hmm.
01:18:05Hmm.
01:18:08Hmm.
01:18:09Oh, dear.
01:18:10Master, please.
01:18:12Be gentle.
01:18:13It stings.
01:18:14Oh, my bad.
01:18:16That's awkward.
01:18:19All I know is this.
01:18:20I definitely get to go next!
01:18:23Master, you said to wake you.
01:18:26I'm awake.
01:18:28So, Master, what do you have planned for today?
01:18:34Well, Master, any idea where we're headed next?
01:18:38A dangerous land called the Muno Barony.
01:18:43How many places have I been since I first left Saryu City?
01:18:50Can you believe that?
01:18:51Lilio!
01:18:52Huh?
01:18:53Dina, welcome back!
01:18:54Why are you in such a hurry?
01:19:00Look at this!
01:19:02Look at this!
01:19:02Sato wrote a love letter just for me!
01:19:04Oh, wow.
01:19:06So what does the letter say?
01:19:08Huh?
01:19:09Hmm.
01:19:09It says,
01:19:11As the lingering winter leaves us at last, I sincerely hope the spring finds you happy and healthy.
01:19:16It's been a while since I first left Saryu City behind.
01:19:20I miss all the lovely people there.
01:19:22Most of all, I miss seeing you!
01:19:25Oh, please.
01:19:26That doesn't sound like a love letter to me.
01:19:30Hmm.
01:19:33We are currently making our way through Kuhano County.
01:19:36Which is just west of Saryu City.
01:19:38To be honest, this journey has turned out to be a lot harder than I thought it would be.
01:19:45Thirsty, have some tea.
01:19:48Master, look!
01:19:49When we were foraging in the woods, we acquired some herbs.
01:19:52What kind of herb is that?
01:19:54Uh, I don't know, but Pochi insisted we bring it back to you.
01:19:58It smells so sweet and yummy!
01:20:00Let me eat it, Master, please!
01:20:03Eat it?
01:20:07Take a bite!
01:20:09Let's break it open first.
01:20:12Huh?
01:20:14It's filling!
01:20:15Don't let it go to waste, Master!
01:20:20Not bad.
01:20:21It's grassy, but it's sweet like sugar cane.
01:20:27Well, go on, girls.
01:20:29Help yourselves!
01:20:30Aye, aye!
01:20:31Okie dokie!
01:20:34Yummy!
01:20:36I didn't mean for them to lick my fingers.
01:20:39Master, here, take this.
01:20:41Use it to wipe off your hand.
01:20:43Right.
01:20:43Thank you, Arisa.
01:20:45No, allow me, please.
01:20:47Stop it!
01:20:50Why would you lick me, too?
01:20:51Huh?
01:20:52Because they got to do it, and I want to taste the wild herb, too.
01:20:55What's so wrong with that?
01:20:57If you want to taste it, then go find yourself a plate.
01:21:00Fine.
01:21:02The road isn't for the faint of heart.
01:21:04It's exhausting.
01:21:05At the end of the day, we're so tired, we don't even mind sleeping outside.
01:21:17Pardon me, Master.
01:21:19Would you mind reading us a bedtime story?
01:21:21Sure.
01:21:22Why not?
01:21:24Here, read this!
01:21:25I'll do my best.
01:21:28Here goes.
01:21:29Just don't fall asleep on me.
01:21:31Once upon a time, there were seven deities who lived in the heavens.
01:21:35One day, they descended from their home in the sky with the world tree and came to this place.
01:21:40Master, hold on.
01:21:41I don't get it.
01:21:42What's seven deities?
01:21:43It's just a way of saying seven gods.
01:21:46Seven divine beings.
01:21:48Well, what's a divine being?
01:21:50Keep listening.
01:21:53But there were two other gods.
01:21:56The eighth god was a dragon god.
01:21:57He actually existed long before the other seven.
01:22:00But the dragon god indulged in long bouts of deep sleep.
01:22:03And as he slumbered, the world changed around him.
01:22:06The ninth god was a demon god.
01:22:08A fearful creature that traveled here from another world.
01:22:11The demon god was very selfish.
01:22:13Concerned only with his wants, needs, and desires.
01:22:17As a result, he could not get along with the other gods and fought with them on a regular basis.
01:22:23His selfishness made it such that peace seemed nothing more than a fool's dream.
01:22:28Demons tormented the other races of the world.
01:22:30They seemed to take particular pleasure in bedeviling humankind.
01:22:34The humans called out to their heroine, the young goddess, asking her for the power to fight back.
01:22:40The young goddess heard their prayers and went to the other gods for help, but they would not listen.
01:22:46Left with no recourse, she took the matter to the strongest of all the deities, the dragon god.
01:22:51At first, the dragon god was hesitant, so she coaxed him with humanity's vices, alcohol, and indulgence.
01:22:57Pleased, the dragon god taught her one powerful bit of magic.
01:23:01A divine spell to summon heroes.
01:23:04A spell to restore hope.
01:23:07A...
01:23:22I don't know how this journey will end.
01:23:24I just know I'm going to enjoy the adventure.
01:23:28And when I return, more than anything else, I look forward to seeing you again.
01:23:36So do I, Sato.
01:23:38So much.
01:23:49It's morning.
01:23:51Something's on me.
01:23:58Damn you.
01:23:59You jerk.
01:23:59If you're going to have a slumber party, the least you can do is invite me to join.
01:24:03Pardon me, sir.
01:24:04I'm sorry to intrude, but it's breakfast time.
01:24:07Your food will get cold.
01:24:10I'm so embarrassed, master.
01:24:12I don't know how I ended up here.
01:24:14Forgive me.
01:24:15Please.
01:24:15No one should have to see me first thing in the morning before I have a chance to wash my
01:24:19face.
01:24:19It's no big deal, Lulu.
01:24:21Lulu, to tell you the truth, I think you look cute like this.
01:24:25What?
01:24:26You think I look cute?
01:24:28Lulu.
01:24:41Activation sequence complete.
01:24:44I am awake now.
01:24:45Mia, you employed my activation sequence by touching my chest cushions. In the future, please do not squeeze them with
01:24:53such vigor.
01:24:53Oh, sorry.
01:24:56Who wants me? You know I do! Me too!
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