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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 1
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00:04Welcome to the Manor House, the ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Couple Goals.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstepper.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:27Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Alright, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god, are you joking man?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:50I'm telling you I'm a sabotage!
00:54Yeah!
00:59Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21Don't get more!
01:23Don't get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:25No!
01:28Oh no!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured.
01:32Saboteurs!
01:33Let's cause some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down!
01:41As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire, Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness!
01:52Oh my god!
01:54Mind games!
01:55Oh my god!
01:56And mayhem!
01:57I look like Shrek!
02:00Get your ball and just sit!
02:02Oh my god!
02:05This is celebrity sabotage!
02:12Wow!
02:13Look at this!
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the Manor House.
02:21It's got a good foyer!
02:23Wow!
02:24Wow!
02:25It's got a library!
02:27Oh!
02:29Of course the bookcase opens!
02:31Of course it does!
02:33Come on!
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the Manor House is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow!
02:41This is insane!
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake
02:49TV shows, including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:55This feels so proper!
02:57Wow!
02:58This is great!
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK?
03:02Hello Sam!
03:03Oh!
03:03I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:05What about this button?
03:06Yeah, I'm just going to press this button.
03:07It's a...
03:08Oh!
03:09I'm stopping it!
03:10That is so cool!
03:13Yes, go on Judy, you can get under that!
03:15Don't press it now!
03:16Don't press it!
03:16Don't press it!
03:17Oh my god!
03:19Oh my god!
03:20Oh my god!
03:21Oh my god!
03:22I thought we were gonna kill Judy Love!
03:24Hold Judy out!
03:25Hold Judy out!
03:27Hold Judy out!
03:27Hold Judy out!
03:29I thought we'd kill the loose woman!
03:31Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team!
03:35HQ Alert!
03:35Oh!
03:37Celebrities!
03:38Welcome to The Manor House!
03:40And to your top secret Mission HQ!
03:42Thank you for having us!
03:43It's an absolute pleasure!
03:44Love what you've done with the place!
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47Yes!
03:47More than you would ever know!
03:49Come on!
03:50There is only one rule!
03:51Do not get caught!
03:53If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game!
03:58Oh no!
03:59Oh my god!
04:01So guys, we cannot get caught!
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money!
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all gonna sabotage together!
04:10Yes!
04:12Oh!
04:13I love one of these!
04:14Three, two, one!
04:15Sabotage!
04:16Celebrities!
04:17Oh, guys!
04:18Oh!
04:19Celebrities Sabotage is a five player game!
04:22What?
04:23We're only four!
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur!
04:27Oh!
04:27There's another one of us!
04:29Yes!
04:29Oh my god!
04:30Who's it gonna be?
04:31Let's go!
04:34Oh!
04:39What an absolute honour!
04:41Oh, stop it you!
04:42I can't believe this!
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ!
04:45Come on round!
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You're already looking credible in the guard.
04:50But I can't run!
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So we are under here.
04:55Right, this is the garage.
04:56Right.
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:02HQ Alert!
05:05Celebrities!
05:06Now that Joe Brand is here, your team is complete.
05:10Six business savvy contestants are on their way.
05:14They think they're here to take part in a brand new business competition show,
05:18called The Applicant.
05:20Oh, yes!
05:20Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:23They're gonna be so serious.
05:25And catty maybe as well.
05:26Meow, if you will.
05:29Oh, look at them!
05:31Wow, look at that slow wall!
05:32I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up,
05:37and I know I've got what it takes to succeed.
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:42She looks like she's just won the Masters.
05:44Yeah!
05:45I love working in the corporate world.
05:47I am the corporate queen.
05:49I am fiery, and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:53You've heard it 24-7, I'll wear 24-8.
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:58What?
05:59Jake looks quite young.
06:00Jake is young.
06:01Jake is super young.
06:02I'm very competitive.
06:04I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way and always do
06:08things by the book.
06:09Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business.
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution.
06:15Elocution.
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Lessons.
06:18Yeah, you could do with them.
06:19Yeah.
06:21I'm a natural born leader.
06:23Failure is not an option.
06:24Look at Josh.
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like,
06:26Yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:28I'm not here to take part.
06:29I'm here to win.
06:30I'm not the applicant.
06:32I'm the applicant.
06:34They all look like serious business professionals.
06:38Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could look business.
06:44Oh, the driver's coming round.
06:47The suspense.
06:49It's proper.
06:52Look at that.
06:53Such a cool way to rock up.
06:54Who do you think you're gonna be?
06:57It's Sir Alan.
07:03Yes.
07:04Oh, look at their faces.
07:05Sarah Davies.
07:07Good morning, everyone.
07:08Good morning.
07:10How are you all feeling?
07:12Excited.
07:13Emma, Emma.
07:14Emma's really happy.
07:16Look at Emma's face.
07:17She's so happy.
07:18She's crying.
07:19Yeah, because if you want to be a business girl, she's the queen.
07:23Sarah, we're gonna have a lot of fun.
07:26Good luck, Sarah.
07:27Welcome to the applicant.
07:30Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business.
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:43As will we.
07:44And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:48The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:52Who takes that title is up to me.
07:55But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
08:00Mission alert.
08:03Celebrities.
08:04It's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:07Okay.
08:08Sam and GK.
08:09Yeah!
08:10Yeah!
08:10Thank you all, man.
08:11Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on two of them.
08:17Oh, my days!
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:25Oh, no!
08:27That's a lot of money to start with.
08:28It's a lot of money.
08:29And remember, don't get caught.
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:33Well, we're in the countryside.
08:34Yeah, yeah.
08:34How are we going to do this?
08:37Oh, look at that door!
08:38Oh, my God!
08:39There's a hole down the road!
08:39The door's open!
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:43Try the yoghurt.
08:44Ah.
08:45We've got it!
08:46We've got it!
08:47I think you should test that.
08:49Just don't get the hair!
08:50Hi!
08:51Yeah, that's the one.
08:52There we go.
08:52There we go.
08:54This is...
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:59Guys, Sara is, like, still out there speaking to the contestant.
09:03Oh, sorry!
09:03Let's go!
09:09I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school.
09:11I know.
09:12I know.
09:12They're just out there!
09:13They're just out there!
09:13Oh, my goodness!
09:14They're so slippery!
09:15They're on the floor!
09:16If you can hear us, touch your bum!
09:20Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:21Jake!
09:22Hello?
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:26Do you think that's a strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please.
09:31I hate heights!
09:32That's not even a height!
09:34Oh, I see...
09:34I see you on the roof!
09:36I see you on the roof!
09:37Where?
09:37Do you see them there?
09:39We can see you!
09:39We can see you!
09:40Just remember to stay low!
09:42Oh!
09:43Is it slipping?
09:44Can you guys see the applicants?
09:46Oh, my God!
09:48Oh, my God!
09:49Give us a wave!
09:51Yes!
09:52Nice!
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:54I'm a grafter.
09:56I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up.
09:59I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
10:02Oh, TK!
10:03Watch this!
10:05And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader.
10:09Didn't work.
10:10Didn't get him.
10:10Go again!
10:11You were close.
10:12You were close.
10:13Let's both do it.
10:14One more biggie.
10:15High and long.
10:17High and long, babe!
10:23We need to play as a team.
10:26Jake!
10:27Jake!
10:27Get down!
10:28Get down!
10:28Get down!
10:29I threw the spoon!
10:31I threw the spoon!
10:32You threw the spoon!
10:33You threw the spoon!
10:44I have to say you got the spoon!
10:48How is this all hitting me?
10:50How are you going to sell yourself?
10:52I've definitely got the gift for the gaff.
10:54Use your goddamn hands!
10:55Yeah, go hands.
11:01And finally, Mel.
11:03Are you going to take the win?
11:04Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, he's turned round.
11:07Someone's looking.
11:12He stinks.
11:14I franchise preschool classes.
11:16Jay!
11:17Oh, you might have got him, you might have got him.
11:19He's looking round, yeah.
11:21Did we do that?
11:22Are you worried?
11:23I just got on my shoe.
11:26That's good luck, that's good luck.
11:28Wait, he's on his shoe, he's on his shoe, he's on his shoe.
11:33Yay!
11:35Yes, guys, but stay low, stay low.
11:38That is good luck.
11:39A baby wipe will do.
11:40It just keeps splattering.
11:43Look, can you see all that?
11:47Look how close it got to us.
11:49I don't know where it is, but it keeps splatting.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:53But what must they be thinking?
11:55Someone's given this pigeon some laxatives.
12:01We've won them a grand.
12:02Come back to HQ, you've done excellently well.
12:05And bring the yogurt, because I actually fancy a bit of muesli.
12:09It was like a bird pooing.
12:11I didn't see a bird in the sky, so God knows where it was.
12:14It literally landed on his shoe.
12:16Whoa!
12:18The birds are back.
12:19We did it.
12:20You did it, you got it on his shoe.
12:21You got it on his shoe, don't touch me.
12:23Right, it's time for your first task.
12:25And for this, you will be split into two teams.
12:29Chris, Emma and Josh.
12:31You will be Team Blue Vision.
12:33Jake, Louise and Mel.
12:35You will be Team Power.
12:36For your first task, I want you to create a marketing video for this location.
12:43To pitch it is a premium wedding venue.
12:47You need to plan, shoot and star in your video.
12:52My ain't.
12:53Like this.
12:54Good luck, everyone.
12:55Off you go into the manor.
12:56They're going in.
12:57Good luck, applicants.
12:58Look, they're right by us.
12:59Where?
13:00Oh, my God, they're right next to us.
13:01Shut up!
13:02Sorry.
13:04Fingers on lips.
13:07Wow.
13:07How nice is this?
13:09Well done, Sara.
13:10You are absolutely amazing.
13:11Someone chucked something down here.
13:13Oh, that was a spoon.
13:15You're spoon man.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:18I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what?
13:21You're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch.
13:23Well, lucky me.
13:25Lucky me.
13:26With the first task set, the applicants start planning their marketing videos.
13:31So we've got the games, we've got the welcome drinks, we've got the flower arch.
13:34One more thing in the barn.
13:36We can talk about the champagne tower.
13:38You know, we're looking at the teams.
13:39I was very much Team Blue Vision.
13:41I do like the way Team Power are really enthusiastic.
13:45You forget, Judy, this is not a real show.
13:47Yeah, no.
13:48None of it matters.
13:49It doesn't matter which team is better, because we've just got to get them sabotaged.
13:53And I let go for them.
13:55Mission alert.
13:56Oh!
13:57What have we got?
13:58Here we go.
13:59Celebrities, it's time for your next sabotage missions, which will happen at the same time.
14:04We've got a double.
14:06Judy.
14:06Judy.
14:07You must collapse the champagne tower, whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding
14:12barn.
14:13I loved it.
14:14I loved it.
14:16Meanwhile.
14:17Meanwhile.
14:17Meanwhile.
14:18Joe.
14:19And Joe.
14:21What?
14:21Disguised as the grounds gardeners, you must disrupt Team Power's filming, causing them
14:27to stop recording.
14:29Each sabotage is worth £3,000, making a total of £6,000 up for grabs.
14:36Yes!
14:37Joe, you've got this.
14:38You have got this.
14:40We're both going to be gardeners.
14:41Can I be a rock or something?
14:44Power!
14:45Time to get shooting.
14:46As the applicants get ready to shoot.
14:48Absolutely stunning.
14:50Isn't it?
14:50Wow.
14:51The celebrities suit up for sabotage.
14:53Oh!
14:56Oh!
14:58Do I look recognisable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Let's go!
15:02You ready?
15:03Come on!
15:03Come on!
15:04Right, guys.
15:05You are on your way.
15:07Let's get cracking!
15:07Go people.
15:09Let's go.
15:10Ah!
15:11Fuck!
15:11Go, go, Joe!
15:15Stop right here.
15:16Stop right here.
15:17Stop right here.
15:22Right, Judy.
15:23You need to spot the champagne tower.
15:25Okay.
15:27Wow!
15:28It's beautiful.
15:29Jude, Team Blue Vision are on the way.
15:32They are coming to you.
15:34I found it, guys.
15:35I found it.
15:35Then, when the time comes, smash it.
15:38Right.
15:38Thank you, Sam.
15:39Sorry.
15:40I think I can pull it from behind.
15:43Right?
15:43Or, like, maybe if I knock it, that would destroy it.
15:47This is stunning, isn't it?
15:49Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away!
15:53Oh, God.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54They're about to walk up the steps.
15:56Into the room.
15:59Oh, God.
16:14Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away!
16:19Oh, this looks like my actual wedding.
16:21Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:23Oh, God.
16:23Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away!
16:23Oh, God!
16:25I think I found something!
16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
16:26Nothing there!
16:27Right, I've got this.
16:28I've got this.
16:29It's gorgeous.
16:30Those beams are incredible.
16:31Give it a pull.
16:33It's going to be difficult.
16:35Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Oh, no, that's too far, too far, too far.
16:41You need to go back under.
16:43You've got the champagne...
16:44Oh, the champagne tower!
16:46Yeah.
16:46By the tower!
16:47Oh, my God!
16:51No, no, no, no!
16:53Oh, God, I thought she was going to do it!
16:55Are you going to be pouring it from the top?
16:57Yeah, you have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom.
17:00Yeah, that's it, exactly.
17:01Judy, don't even breathe.
17:04Oh, oh, God!
17:05Judy, they've started.
17:05Judy, they've started.
17:06I'll say the bit first and then pop it.
17:07And then I'll start, yeah.
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:10Oh, God!
17:11We're going to tell you when to go.
17:13Stand by.
17:14I can't breathe.
17:15I'm so nervous.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:17Yeah, I'll try not get it over here.
17:19Don't take my eye out.
17:20He's opening the bottle.
17:21He's opening the bottle!
17:23So, after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake, we come round to a modern feature of this
17:28venue.
17:29Hold on.
17:29I'm so nervous.
17:31So, this is the champagne tower.
17:33Keep holding.
17:35Stunning, and it's a bit different.
17:38Hold on.
17:38Oh, God.
17:39Hold on.
17:40So, Josh, pop our bottle, please.
17:43He's popping the bottle.
17:52Go!
18:03Oh, my God!
18:05Yes!
18:05Go on, get out of there!
18:07Get out of there!
18:08Run!
18:10What did you do?
18:11I literally just touched it.
18:12Yeah, you barely even touched it.
18:13Yeah.
18:14I held it so that it wouldn't fall off.
18:16Get back to HQ!
18:17Run!
18:20I'm sorry.
18:21I just literally touched it.
18:23I didn't...
18:23No, no.
18:23You just touched the top.
18:24I saw it.
18:26This has been awful.
18:28The whole champagne tower fell on my feet.
18:32The whole thing.
18:34I touched the top of it very, very lightly, and the whole thing came down.
18:39While a confused Team Blue Vision lick their Prosecco-covered wounds, Joel and Joe move into position to disrupt Team
18:47Power's filming.
18:49Right, come on, guys.
18:50Get in there for another three grand.
18:52Go up here.
18:53Go on the right of this bush.
18:54Park there.
18:55Okay.
18:57So we're starting from here, shooting in this direction, with us saying, and look where we are now in the
19:02beautiful ground.
19:03Action!
19:04Here we go, this is it.
19:05Go on, Joe.
19:05Get your tools out and just have it large now.
19:07Just turn them on.
19:08Turn them on, Joe.
19:09Turn them on.
19:13Bean bag for the kids and also the adults.
19:18Get in the back of their shot.
19:22Oh!
19:23She's really going for it.
19:26She's way too in.
19:31Oh, no!
19:32Joel, go and get you!
19:34What?
19:36What the hell?
19:37She's got rogue.
19:42Why are they not stopping it, even though there is, like, industrial noise in the back?
19:47Joel, we need them to stop filming, mate.
19:49Yeah, yeah, give me two.
19:51Give me two.
19:51When we do our cheers, what do you want to say?
19:55Oh, my Lord.
19:56What is it all for?
19:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:03Do they really need to do that now, why?
20:07Ah!
20:09Wait!
20:10Wait!
20:11A little second!
20:12Okay, stop.
20:13Yes!
20:13Yes!
20:14They've absolutely smashed that.
20:15Oh, that's a disruption!
20:17Well done!
20:18And I'm gardening.
20:20Is that Joel singing?
20:22Put your tree in my garden.
20:25No, no, excuse me.
20:26Sorry.
20:27Sorry.
20:27Sorry.
20:29The hell was that?
20:32Yes, Joel!
20:33Yes, Joel!
20:34You did so well.
20:37Guys!
20:38Oh, that was so good.
20:40Well done, mate.
20:42I just ploughed through the middle of this.
20:44Joe doesn't give a damn.
20:46I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognised.
20:48Just walking through.
20:49So good.
20:49Go get Joe.
20:50Go get Joe.
20:51And I was like, well, my God, I can't believe she's over there.
20:53What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way.
20:57There was a few gardeners having to do some work.
21:00One of us filming.
21:00The fingers crossed.
21:01It's all gone well.
21:02Obviously, we'll see how it turns out.
21:07Mission alert.
21:10It's time for your next sabotage mission.
21:12Sam, disguised in a suit of armour,
21:15you must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:17for an empty one, so they lose all their footage.
21:21This mission is worth £4,000.
21:25That's big.
21:25Remember, don't get caught.
21:28That's hard.
21:29That's hard.
21:30I can't stay still.
21:31Bad, bad choice.
21:34Welcome to the Manor House, Main Lake.
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge.
21:38Sam, you've got to be so careful
21:40because they're all around the building.
21:42This floor is so slippery.
21:44It does look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing with a suit of armour right now.
21:47Do you think we've done enough?
21:48Oh, yeah.
21:49More than.
21:50Confident?
21:51Yeah.
21:51Team Power.
21:53Come on, Sam.
21:58Oh!
21:59Oh, wow.
22:02Quiet, quiet, Sam.
22:03Quiet, babe.
22:04Pun intended.
22:06Suits you.
22:06Hey!
22:08They're coming, quickly.
22:10Put your headgear down.
22:13Back to the blue room.
22:15Oh, they're coming.
22:16They're coming.
22:16Put your visor down.
22:19They are about to come in.
22:22Louise is walking in.
22:23Flick your head forward.
22:26Oh, I'm nervous.
22:27Grab what we need.
22:28Leave the camera.
22:29Right.
22:30They're in.
22:30They're in the room.
22:31They're in the room.
22:32Pop that down.
22:33We'll grab a fresh one.
22:35Yeah.
22:35Oh, my God.
22:36Mel is right there.
22:38Then we'll go down the corridor.
22:39Then we're going down.
22:40Yeah.
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there for you to steal the memory card.
22:46Oh, my God.
22:47Sam is doing so well standing still.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:50This is the longest.
22:51He's ever.
22:52Doing a great job, man.
22:53Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Pop that down, Dom.
22:55You don't need that.
22:56Still walking round with her.
22:59They've left their camera.
23:00They've left their camera and they're leaving.
23:01Just wait.
23:01Not yet.
23:02Not yet.
23:03Wait.
23:03Here we go.
23:05That was amazing.
23:06She looked right at me.
23:08Sam, they are out of the room.
23:10Go, go, go, go.
23:11Nice.
23:12Nice.
23:13Shut the door.
23:14Be really quiet.
23:15I'm trying.
23:16Now get the memory card.
23:18Go get the memory card now.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:21This is very tense.
23:22Oh, my God.
23:23I'm so nervous.
23:25Where's the memory card?
23:25Yes.
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera.
23:29There he is.
23:32Yes.
23:32Yes.
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram.
23:36He knows where the hole is, where the memory card goes.
23:38What now?
23:39What do I do now?
23:40You need to replace it.
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table.
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag.
23:46Oh.
23:48Oh.
23:53Keep quiet.
23:54The group's outside, and they might need to come in for anything, so just be careful.
23:58After a final debrief with her team, Mel goes to collect their footage to take to the fake show's editor
24:04to brief him on their creative vision.
24:06She's coming.
24:07She's coming.
24:07Guys, she's coming.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:09Mel's coming back.
24:10We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:12Oh, my God.
24:13Ah.
24:14Oh.
24:15She's there.
24:15Check that memory card.
24:16In that camera.
24:18Sam, she's coming back.
24:19Oh.
24:19This is intense.
24:21That's it.
24:22Ah.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Get back in position.
24:24Get a glove on.
24:26Sam, put your face down.
24:47Oh, my God.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Oh, my God.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:56Sam, do not move.
24:58a muscle like he's right there like it's mental jesus what's she checking what's she checking
25:05what's she checking oh my god oh no no please you don't know which switch it is just say the
25:16whole thing i'm gonna try take the whole thing milk she's taking forever oh my god come on
25:26why is this going on for so long i've never seen anything like it just take the whole thing just
25:31take the
25:32whole thing just take the whole thing just take the whole thing just take the whole thing take the whole
25:39thing she's actually got the memory she's got the car oh my god she's taking the car oh my god
25:52she's
25:53only gone next door be quiet be quiet be quiet they're just about to find out that it's empty
25:57oh my god let's hear what they say here is our memory stick fantastic so what ideas have you got
26:03for your video um it starts off at the front of the manor house then we're going to move it
26:08in as
26:09if it was following the order of a natural wedding can i just stop you there is this is this
26:15definitely
26:15the right card um i'm gonna make the assumption that it is oh my god i feel sick so the
26:22media
26:23should all be in this folder here
26:28as you can see there is nothing there that means we've got no footage look at her face look at
26:35her
26:36face she's fuming did you see a little red light on the camera when it was recording you yeah i'm
26:41sure
26:42this card is blank you're joking i'm really sorry oh my gosh this card is empty and i can't work
26:48with it
26:52so she's mortified but remember she'll be all right about this it's tomorrow when we win
26:59there's some money she's gonna be fine right i'll go in i'll go in there tell the guy
27:05she's coming back sam i don't know what we're gonna do straight back to hq but anyway thank you
27:13okay straight through the bookcase let's go let's go let's go hurry up sam
27:19i can hear some metal coming in
27:35okay i don't know if i'm being stitched off oh stitched up
27:43um hello love i don't quite know how to tell you this she's fuming look
27:48it's not recorded one thing that we've done from today joking me i don't understand we've
27:54been pressing the buttons all day we've done this to the most suspicious group are you pranking us
27:58you actually i swear to go home i didn't wear that's impossible no it feels bad now but we
28:06have just won them loads of money yeah this is it yeah we looked at it i'm sure i saw
28:14the red
28:14yeah i've seen the red light i have seen the red light oh it's just oh it's wrenching i pressed
28:20the
28:21button a little dot came up with rac like record i really don't know what's going on there i really
28:26don't know hq alert celebrities your first day of sabotaging is over and you have added 11 000
28:34pounds to the prize pot get a good night's sleep as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
28:42oh let's go how do i take this off it's day two we're back and the applicants are about to
28:52receive
28:52their final fake task from sarah let's talk about sarah she she's great she's in it isn't she she's so
29:00good with it here they come everyone we're giving them money at the end we're trying to win their money
29:06and that's what makes it more easy for us to be so yeah deceptive good morning applicants
29:15morning for today's task i've arranged for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2e
29:22to come here to the manor house for a team building away day
29:26oh wow team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day
29:33look how flexible judy is this is judy doing the yoga yes come on come on
29:42team power you will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day
29:54you have two hours until your clients arrive good luck off you go thank you
30:02with the task set the team's head inside for some away day brainstorming i love a bit of yoga and
30:09wellness yeah we've really got to think about making this a relaxing escape paintballing what
30:16are we thinking about the theme then could i'll be superheroes we need to call ahead to the local
30:21party shop okay to secure our costumes mission alert celebrities the applicants have been set their
30:31next task gk you must pretend to be the party shop owner and convince team power to order the wrong
30:38costumes yes this mission is worth two thousand pounds
30:46where is it where is it everyone listen
30:52right everyone shut up should i put it on loud yeah right
30:56hello hello good morning i'm just wondering if we could order a few costumes please yeah of course
31:01what are you looking for perfect so basically we're looking for some superhero costumes we would need
31:06three of them so the only like three matching outfits we have are cow girls oh okay um brilliant all
31:18right we're taking it all right thank you i'll see you soon goodbye we've just won them some money that
31:34was great while team power come to terms with being paintballing cowgirls team blue vision are
31:40hard at work creating the perfect recipe for relaxation so we'll be required to make a homemade
31:45rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're going to say this one includes matcha kiwi yeah and
31:51spirulina yeah yeah great mission alert it's time for your next mission joe disguised as an armchair what
32:01you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin
32:06so good that's devious this mission is worth six thousand pounds oh wow that is very risky
32:20joel we can see you look amazing you've got to be really quiet team power are in the blue room
32:26joel
32:26and and also mate team blue vision are in the dining room the way joel is walking so slow it's
32:32stressing
32:33okay joel you're gonna have to put a speed on there mate i'm a chair oh sara's there oh he's
32:42in he's
32:42landed so would you like to sit on the chair just sorry don't tell joel but just very very quietly
32:50go
32:51and then just sit and lean back oh my god one of the one of the contestants is sitting on
33:04you
33:05joel don't move don't move there's a contestant sitting on you
33:10you get it joel laughing i can feel it's sarah davies
33:15i like the feeling of a dragon are you ready for your outfit here it is what is going on
33:22here we go jake this is all in there oh there's bandannas and everything oh my gosh
33:33oh no
33:40okay great so scripts and agendas sorted out let's get ready to make the face masks
33:45let's go let's go oh joel team blue vision moving they're on the move
33:52joel they're in the orange rain look at these ingredients lovely they look fab
33:59that's very green joel move your right hand up and down if you're okay
34:06oh my god that was risky look sarah's laughing look you just look so cherry it's brilliant
34:15now they did say if you add more of something i think it was spirulina that it gives a little
34:21bit more a boost of something a lot of spirulina isn't it should we keep to the keep to the
34:26recipe
34:27yeah i think so but remember it's about those extras isn't it all right give it a little bit
34:32more yeah give it a few why not joel this is actually really good as well because boys are
34:37putting in loads of the recipe and it's going to make it look really green anyway so your stuff
34:43you can put a load in little thumbs up if you understand yeah let's go with that
34:59they didn't see you but they just they literally turned to face you just then okay fantastic i think
35:05we've done a great job i think you know the the clients from two are going to absolutely love that
35:09on their faces so if you go and see how anyone's getting on with the yoga let's get it let's
35:12do it
35:13let's go this is your moment you've got to go this is your time joel get yourself up and go
35:21and change
35:21it quickly there he is go on joel oh no he can't see
35:30come on come on you're going to need to add some water get it all in add water babes
35:41how did your face mask go it was good it's looking good keep going keep making it sticky
35:48it's all good natural ingredients i don't think we need to overthink it it'll be fine
35:55yes that's great oh no it's on your sofa no we'll just get him back to hq run run to
36:02the bookcase joe
36:03it's got all the right ingredients uh well hopefully this is the saddest thing this is this is an
36:09like the lowest point with everything set the contestants gather outside the front of the
36:24house to welcome their corporate guests are you ready to join us hello
36:41great the yeehaw right i like it you ready to feel rejuvenated today as team power take their corporate
36:47clients to the woods to set up paintballing team blue vision prepare to pamper their guests do you mind
36:53if i put this face mask on your face with what unbeknownst to them is now a sabotage green food
37:00dye enhanced face mask oh my face marks are coming oh my god i want to think about it this
37:10is terrible
37:12only the best and most premium products for our guests at the blue vision retreat
37:20does this have magic ingredients in it it does have magic ingredients yes yeah food coloring
37:36okay ladies it's time to remove your masks oh my god oh my god oh no oh it's not gonna
37:43it's not gonna
37:44stain our faces is it no it won't stain your faces that's rank i look like shrek
37:52if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no it's not ever no it won't
37:58oh my god
38:01would anyone like a green smoothie oh my god
38:08sorry is this as bad as it looks
38:14oh my god oh my god oh god i feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in
38:21the face mask
38:31so you know i put the ingredients in so i'm happy to sort of take the
38:35of the kind of blame on that one
38:38oh my god
38:44okay we are getting there i'll get in there joel that's incredible what you've just done
38:49oh my god we're so good joel go
38:56oh my god well done everyone well done i've had a lot of spa days and face masks before but
39:02never
39:02anything like this i feel like i've scrubbed a layer of skin off i'm absolutely not coming back to
39:08this far a hundred percent meanwhile over with team power what we're going to be doing today is
39:14paintballing and we are in the woods for this as well so you've got to go very careful it's just
39:18going to be quite a fun day to be fair yeah yeah okay so we're going to move on to
39:25the yoga which i'm
39:27taking mission alert celebrities yeah it's time for your final sabotage missions joe you will stay
39:39behind as mission controller gk hidden inside a garden storage box you must pop emma's yoga ball
39:46mid-class i love this and then and then joe sam and judy posing as team power paintballers you must
39:58sabotage the yoga session covering team blue vision and their guests in paint
40:05that's incredible celebrities each mission is worth five thousand pounds
40:11what so there is a total of ten thousand pounds up for grabs wow wow and remember don't get caught
40:20do not get caught okay gk you need to find something to pop the balls with yeah
40:25we need to find guns let's go joe
40:33and breathe in and breathe out
40:43have you found the box gk lovely and breathe out oh my god jesus wept
40:53are you all right that's why it's all so grab your balls please she looks at her right while she's
41:00sat there she will see me we are literally eye level here we go gk i think you'll have one
41:06go at it
41:07i want you to be comfortable with your ball okay get your ball and just sit on it i'm waiting
41:13for her to
41:13bounce bounce and bounce on it
41:20sharp a thrust as you can oh my god okay go for it get your ball and just sit on
41:39it
41:40and bounce on it bouncy bouncy bouncy okay go for it go for it
41:51oh my word oh that is brilliant
42:00i'm sorry i'm sorry that was brilliant how embarrassing i was bouncing on it too hard clearly
42:07i'm back to hq i'm not confident this ball so i'm just uh i'm just getting the feel for it
42:15after a successful explosive mission gk sneaks back to join joe in mission hq
42:22but meanwhile over in the woods team power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:30allowing judy joel and sam god i'm so excited to sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same
42:38cowgirl costumes and breathe in cause absolute carnage big time oh my god
42:47sam don't show your face don't show your face go on have it last judy go on go go go
42:53this
42:54whoa
42:56paint everywhere paint everywhere
42:59paint everywhere
43:00no no no
43:02breathe in
43:03breathe in
43:03breathe in
43:06do you think they could move
43:09you don't want you to do it
43:10breathe out
43:16breathe out
43:17keep focused on the breathing
43:29sorry guys
43:31really dramatic who feels relaxed team power came in and ambushed my whole class they've 100
43:38done it on purpose they're trying to sabotage our task it was carnage absolute carnage i can only
43:44imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us i cannot believe they've done
43:49this to us they've played us dirty
43:59with the disastrous away day done the applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to
44:05sarah's office or so they think oh my lord what is that this is a bookcase
44:12oh wow oh my god oh wow she's been watching us the full time
44:21no way celebrity sabotage but we're not celebrities what is happening here oh hello hello
44:30hello applicants now you must be wondering what on earth is going on just a bit yeah but i've got
44:38something to tell you something to tell you the applicant is not a real show what
44:45take a look at this
44:47oh
44:50what sam thompson gk barry
44:53it's the bird poop
44:55i didn't see a bird
44:57it's jimmy love i love jimmy love i love that
45:01i love that
45:05oh we need him to stop filming mate
45:07oh don't it what how did i not recognize him
45:10forget the memory card he stole our footage
45:16you're gonna need to add some water get it all in i didn't put too much exactly we were scrubbing
45:21in their faces for hours okay go for it go for it
45:26nine
45:31this is hilarious
45:35yes
45:46we're sorry now you have not been taking part in a real business competition show you have actually
45:52been contestants on a secret game show for celebrity sabotage
45:58for every sabotage we successfully completed we've been building up a secret prize pot for all of
46:07you the total prize one for you all is 29 000
46:16coming out with 4 800 pounds it's just incredible i thought yeah i had no idea there were celebrities
46:23underneath the house i thought it was just bad luck all the way oh my god i can't wait to
46:29be
46:30able to take my two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to go on for the last
46:34couple of
46:39days next time on celebrity sabotage welcome to our brand new show couple goals matt you need to
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