00:00Ciao, investori, Cave Johnson.
00:03Now, I know you've sunk a lot of money into the dual portal device,
00:06but I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together over here.
00:08We know how to make a quantum space hall.
00:11Carolyn?
00:12See?
00:13Portal here, portal there.
00:15Look at this thing go.
00:18Now, we have run into a reproducible human error problem.
00:22Lot of expensive equipment getting broken.
00:24But don't worry, Cave took care of it.
00:26Gentlemen, I give you the long fall boot.
00:29Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device.
00:33I'm not gonna lie to you, it's expensive as hell.
00:36But check this out.
00:37We told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.
00:45She can't do it.
00:47Good work, Boots.
00:48So, anyway, we're between banks right now.
00:50Just make those checks out to cash.
00:51Cave Johnson, we're done here.
00:56We'll be right back.
00:57We'll be right back.
00:59We'll be right back.
