00:00Ok, here we have the Adventures of Batman and Robin
00:03on the good old Game Gear.
00:07I know that it says Master System Reset down there.
00:09It's something I do with the emulator.
00:12Alright, level 1.
00:14Fighting against the Mad Hatter.
00:16Streets of Gotham City.
00:18Alright, so the controls are pretty much the same
00:20as the Master System game,
00:22although this is probably a better game.
00:24You don't die in one hit.
00:25The one button attacks,
00:28although now you can punch and kick
00:29as well as shooting your Batarangs.
00:33And two button jumps.
00:35I'm starting to get used to that, actually.
00:38It's just frightening.
00:39When I go back to a more normal game,
00:41it'll probably confuse the hell out of me.
00:47Alright, your moves are pretty basic.
00:48I mean, you can actually pause and go to other weapons,
00:50but, you know, you have to pick them up first.
00:53You get nine lives.
00:54I guess you're like a cat.
00:56You can glide.
00:57You can do a really awkward
00:58and hard-to-pull-off double jump.
00:59Let's see if I can...
01:00Yeah, the double jump is not easy to pull off.
01:03It has to glide.
01:12It's probably a better game
01:13than the Master System one.
01:18Yeah, once again,
01:19I'm playing it on a Genesis emulator,
01:21but not my regular one that has recording,
01:23the one that can play Game Gear
01:24and, uh, Master System shit.
01:28A little trick.
01:29Any Master System emulator can play Game Gear.
01:34There are very few
01:37games that were on the Game Gear
01:39exclusively that were not on the Master System.
01:41This is one of them.
01:42Ooh, ooh, ooh.
01:46Come on, die, die, die.
01:52I'm Batman.
01:53Oh, gotta watch out for Broken Glass.
01:56Yeah, come on.
01:57Fuck you.
02:00Ooh.
02:01This is one of many games
02:02based on the animated series
02:03that I'm gonna be playing.
02:04They're all different.
02:05I already played one for Game Boys.
02:06You can see this one's nothing like it.
02:08Ah!
02:09Hate that the enemies can shoot you
02:10before they're even on the screen.
02:12So you don't know to duck
02:13or jump or anything.
02:16Alright.
02:17I gotta get up.
02:20Music's alright.
02:21Graphics are good.
02:21Hopefully this will come out
02:22a better quality
02:23than that Master System one.
02:24I've raised the quality of the video
02:26and hypercam.
02:29Oops.
02:30That was a...
02:32a most grievous error.
02:36Come on, die, die,
02:37you fuck yeah.
02:38Yeah, you...
02:40The jumping mechanics
02:41are the only thing
02:41that really piss me off
02:42in this.
02:42That double jump
02:44is hard to pull off.
02:47It only seems to work
02:48about half the time.
02:51He seemed to go on a glide
02:52when he wants to, too,
02:53and you can't really
02:53take him out of it.
02:54There's some bat bolas.
02:57I'm not gonna bother
02:57since they only give you
02:58like ten of them.
03:00Alright, here's the first boss,
03:01the Cheshire Cat.
03:04Just fits into
03:05the whole Mad Hatter theme.
03:06You get plenty of lives,
03:07so I just like to spam them.
03:11Takes forever.
03:17Yeah, I died.
03:18You start right off
03:19where you left
03:19and see how you have
03:20eight lives.
03:27The one...
03:28You know, I can't wait
03:28until I get to go back
03:29to emulators
03:30that have recording.
03:37I don't have to use
03:38this hypercam bullshit.
03:39Ooh.
03:42Although, the good thing
03:43about it is that
03:44I don't have to have
03:44a separate program open
03:45to record my voice.
03:47Although, I do have it open
03:48in case the audio
03:49comes out really shitty
03:50and I can use my own audio
03:51and also because
03:54it keeps track
03:55of the clock.
03:57Like...
03:57Come on, die, die, die.
04:05Ugh.
04:08Stop kicking me.
04:10Especially that you
04:10don't have any legs.
04:11You should have feet
04:12attached to your torso.
04:13How disturbing is that?
04:21There we go.
04:25It's all this
04:26Alice in Wonderland crap
04:27in case you didn't know
04:28that you were fighting
04:29against the Mad Hatter.
04:33Alright, I gotta go up further.
04:45There we go.
04:46Oh.
04:47Shit.
04:51Die, die, die.
04:52Oh.
04:52Damn it.
04:53I guess if you had a Game Gear
04:54this wasn't a bad game.
04:55Compared to a lot of
04:57Batman games
04:57including the Game Boy.
04:58Well, some of the Game Boy ones.
05:00Oh, I missed it.
05:02Yeah, compared to those
05:03this is shit.
05:04You don't get any kind of
05:04grappling hook or anything.
05:06Just that shitty double jump.
05:12Ugh.
05:13It's just not enough
05:13to get up there.
05:15It really is hard to pull off.
05:16Your timing has to be
05:17pretty much exact.
05:24Ugh.
05:26If there's a way
05:26to get past that
05:27without landing on
05:27the damn spikes
05:28I'd like to know it.
05:29Ooh.
05:30Ah.
05:31Doesn't seem I'm actually
05:32hitting him.
05:32There we go.
05:45Eat my shit.
05:46My melted shit.
05:48And my crazy fuck.
05:53Uh-oh.
05:54I've reached another area
05:56where I have to...
05:56Oh, this looks like
05:57it's gonna be easier.
06:00Come on!
06:08Eat my fuck!
06:11Ugh.
06:13Dammit.
06:14Once he goes into the glide
06:15you can't change directions.
06:18Oh, I got bat shot
06:20in the bat gut.
06:22I'm Batman!
06:29Oh, that damn jump
06:30is so pissy.
06:34It's frightening
06:34that I'm actually
06:35getting used to this
06:36the number two
06:36being the jump.
06:38I'm gonna go back
06:38to like a normal game.
06:39It's probably gonna
06:40confuse the hell out of me.
06:44Alright, I think
06:45I'm coming up
06:45on the boss here.
06:48Alright,
06:49now I gotta go down.
06:56Weird.
06:58Eat my shit!
07:05Come on!
07:05No!
07:06I wanted to go down there.
07:10There we go.
07:16There we go.
07:17Oh, caterpillar time.
07:18Looks more like a
07:20centipede
07:20than a caterpillar.
07:22Alright, you just gotta...
07:23How come I can't move?
07:24There we go.
07:25It's weird.
07:25I couldn't move
07:26for a second.
07:29This guy's a piss.
07:32Oh.
07:34They give you
07:34plenty of lives.
07:37Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
07:40Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
07:44This guy will probably
07:45kill me
07:45several more times.
07:51Come on.
07:52Aw, you
07:53shit shark.
07:55That was
07:56ass-related.
08:00Fucking...
08:01I'll go over this
08:01side for a little while.
08:04Yeah!
08:11Yeah!
08:17Damn it!
08:20Come on, get up.
08:21Check knife your ass up.
08:23You fuck.
08:24Some wholesome commentary
08:26for you.
08:27Oh, he just kinda, like,
08:28dodged it.
08:29That was pissy.
08:32Oh, it was pissy
08:33like an ass!
08:37Shit!
08:40This guy better not
08:41fucking kill me for good,
08:42because that would
08:43piss me off.
08:45Usually can get past him.
08:46Oh.
08:53Shit!
08:56Maybe I just need
08:57to keep moving.
09:00Alright, that was bizarre,
09:01because he was not even,
09:02like,
09:03close to me.
09:04Oh, two lives.
09:05Last time I did this,
09:06I got out of it with five.
09:10And again, he wasn't
09:11so skillfully dodging.
09:19there we go,
09:20finally.
09:23Alright, Wonderland's set.
09:24Not gonna have time
09:24to show you much of this.
09:38That was cool.
09:41I'm Batman,
09:42motherfuckers.
09:43Oh.
09:51I almost run faster than-
09:52Yeah, I can run faster
09:53than the Batarang.
09:54Oh, man.
09:56He doesn't throw his
09:57Batarangs very far.
09:59Very hard, I should say.
10:04Ow.
10:06Come on, Batman.
10:07Batman.
10:07That was severely lame.
10:15Oh, man.
10:20Oh.
10:22Freaking 11 of hearts.
10:26It says 11.
10:27I know there's no 11,
10:28that's a jack.
10:30But it says 11.
10:40Well, here's a good point
10:42to end it.
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