00:01no let's instead just play putt and putter
00:06it is a game entirely about putting
00:10oh mini golf
00:11couldn't have guessed that
00:14I'm actually lying
00:15it's the prototype for call of duty and you just shoot people in the head
00:30okay um I guess you're supposed to do something
00:46well I'm almost at a hole at least
00:49that's something right
00:53this certainly is mini golf
00:55on par
00:58mini golf in the middle of the ocean
01:01well you know
01:02they have to make it exciting somehow
01:06it's like a mini golf course they would build
01:08in Dubai
01:11that was
01:12apparently not powerful enough
01:14well screw you
01:17how about this then
01:18oh there we go
01:21and it's delivered neatly
01:22right to the hole
01:28another par hole
01:29well you're doing good at this putt putt golf
01:32I wouldn't say doing good doing average
01:35yeah
01:37isn't that what par means
01:39that I'm on par
01:41I mean I guess I'm good relatively
01:43compared to every other game
01:48not failing miserably is good for Arthur
01:50you're playing correctly
01:55let's see
01:55where is the hole
01:57there is the hole
01:59and apparently the hole is not available until you flick that switch
02:03which the game doesn't tell you of course
02:05but hey look at that
02:06a birdie
02:08again just like my sex life
02:10the hole isn't available until I flick the switch
02:16I set you up
02:17and it took you that long
02:18to react to it
02:19I don't know man
02:20I did explode a little bit earlier
02:22so I'm kind of running a bit slow now
02:29let's see
02:30let's flick this one
02:31and see what happens
02:32it flung me into the ocean
02:34yeah that works
02:35I guess
02:36oh I see
02:38it actually shuts down these
02:40really annoying moving bunker things
02:44so that I don't
02:47oh come on
02:50that is a pretty slow play
02:53honestly
02:57yeah
02:58oh you were doing so good
03:00what happened
03:03double bogey huh
03:05hey
03:07Frankentown was over at my place
03:08and played the PGA Masters game recently
03:11that's bad golf
03:17a lot of switches in this golf course
03:19oh
03:19oh are you serious
03:20it managed to switch it back on
03:22nailed it
03:23that was a trick
03:25it was a trick switch
03:26what the
03:30hey
03:31quit it
03:34god damn
03:39I was liking this game for a while
03:41but then I realized
03:42no
03:44this is probably
03:44I was liking when I was winning
03:46yeah
03:47when I started doing bad
03:57let's see if we can get past that bastard
04:01well
04:01sort of
04:05right
04:05let's see where the bloody hole is
04:07I have no idea
04:08so let's just
04:09hit in this general direction
04:10there we go
04:13I'm not entirely sure how you're supposed to do this in
04:16five strokes
04:18but
04:19I guess if you masturbate enough
04:22it gets that easy
04:23well
04:29well
04:31I'm four over par
04:33and apparently they don't like that
04:36and now I have some sort of
04:39strange
04:42thing
04:42to
04:43oh
04:45what
04:45I have to break out the damn thing up
04:49now it's become arcanoid
04:54and into the water it goes
04:57and I have to start over
05:00how is that anything else than pure luck
05:06I mean what the hell
05:10I would prefer if you actually
05:12you know
05:12turn the camera over to where I was
05:16thank you
05:19oh well
05:20now we have to get across this
05:25which is not going to
05:26I am sincerely glad that this is the final game of the stream
05:34because wow
05:37way to go out
05:38with the mini golf
05:41yeah
05:41the bitchiest mini golf shit ever
05:44I mean
05:45wow
05:45it's kind of like how I play mini golf
05:48in real life
05:48now I'm supposed to go up a hill
05:51at which
05:52the top
05:53there is
05:54a specific device meant to bounce my ball down again
05:57huh
05:58well fuck you
05:59I actually managed to roll in the right direction
06:01huh
06:02there we go
06:06I am indeed using my experience and knowledge of holes
06:15well
06:168 over par
06:19game over
06:23you're the tiger woods of mini golf
06:26with that kind of excitement we could be watching the lgpa or lpga
06:31we could be watching real golf
06:33exactly
06:35pot and pot that
06:37it's going to be
06:37but it's going to be watching the vlog
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