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00:03it's a photo how do you put on solid again so is that just putting it just press it the
00:10other way
00:13every evening in australia we are here yeah baby tv reaches over 12 million of us okay
00:20that is incredible but have you ever wondered what other people are watching yes or no answer
00:26it truthfully truly a donkey find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days
00:32name one person that you know would like this i love this show there is zero depth to this show
00:37and you don't need it it's a new year which means all the big reality shows are back
00:44this is what i want to say yes yes yes yes an old fave returned millionaire hot seat fronted by
00:51a new
00:51face rebecca gibney what plus we checked out the drama that has the whole world talking hated rivalry
00:59here we go this is a global phenomenon what's he doing with his whoa whoa the sausages might be
01:07sizzling park with an extra pillow jaren
01:17gogglebox is back for 2026 and over the break a bit's been happening in melbourne simon got a new
01:25place and adam got a new do celia watched me shave my head and for the next two weeks whenever
01:32i would
01:33pick her up from daycare and i had a hat on she would come over and then rip my hat
01:37off point at me and
01:38laugh and tell her teachers look my daddy has no hair on the gold coast nick and his wife are
01:45expecting oh dude now that we've got a baby on the way i swear every day we get some new
01:50contraption
01:50that turns up at the door that's a booby pump dude give it a crack how does it work
01:59and in sydney mia brie and laney are trying to find love well on the ups now you can do
02:05a two-for-one
02:05deal so we could go as a pair double dates sorry double date what about triple date triple dates
02:11sticky dates where the sticky dates that's not a good name for a first date i don't want to be
02:17a
02:17sticky date oh dating shows where we come to see true love blossom police all right fine where we come
02:26to see a whirlwind of pain and anger yes and hate yes yes yes yes it's back i guess oh
02:36no
02:38it's been three weeks since 18 strangers met and married at first sight we've had our trials and
02:45tribulations trials and tribulations it's been what a couple of weeks how are we at this stage already
02:51life moves fast on maths for example brooke has already dumped her husband chris after watching
02:57chris's unfiltered audition video what turns you off the fat people oh he's making fun of fat people
03:05like he doesn't have ears like dumbo why voice that there's types of men that we don't like do we
03:10voice
03:11our opinion yeah with brooke gone home it looks like she won't be able to attend this week's dinner
03:17table for the second dinner party here we go this is gonna go off time to ruin all your reputations
03:24once again it's gonna be a big dinner party tonight i definitely think that we're going to be walking
03:29into the segregated vibes tonight she could have said divided room she's trying to connect with him
03:39now that chris has found himself in a marriage of one the obvious thing to do would be to go
03:44home
03:45let's go i just want to go home go home what's he doing he's not blacking out the cameras is
03:53he
03:53with chewing gum gum on it he's put the chewing gum back in his mouth after taking it off the
03:59cameras
04:00of all the disgusting things that have happened on maps that might be the most disgusting i just can't
04:06don't want to be doing this he's acting like shrek's got him locked up in a castle somewhere
04:11chris musters up the courage but before he can answer the question where's your wall left
04:18oh is she coming late is brooke about to enter no surprise bitches
04:27oh yes
04:31no way that's right brooke decided not to
04:35oh a lot of me had a lot of unfinished business but has she come to make things right with
04:41him or
04:41what oh it wasn't to do with chris what there's a lot of fake bitches did she suddenly just say
04:48that
04:48she's here not for the marriage and not for him but for other reasons exactly because sometimes the
04:53hatred one feels for one's partner is nothing on the hatred one feels for everybody else which i guess
04:59is kind of romantic relationships and i think stella's trying to give a relationship advice after
05:04her two-week relationship oh wow i think you're a very good bitch take it easy tmu delta goodrum
05:13do not insult delta goodrum maybe she's the team no not even tmu while you're at it get the
05:18stripper boots off babe if you're going to buy stripper boots by 100% land and join by faux leather
05:27where'd you get them from tajay what's wrong with tajay
05:34what's that movie called mean girls mean girls shut up alissa you ratchet idiot brooke is on a rampage
05:42i need to kick her out no this is good but it's not just brooke as her combative approach to
05:49dinner party conversation spreads to some of her friends at the table why don't you get back in your
05:54kennel bay okay oh so nasty things deteriorate babe take your hair extensions out and chill i'm getting
06:02so riled up right now this is schoolyard stuff until eventually it all goes boom
06:08i feel like we're at a zoo and all the animals can talk yeah there's hyenas
06:18actually do you know what i want to try
06:21you're in a fake relationship clap clap clap and i hope your parents are really proud watching this
06:27i just want to try something yeah leave me alone oh shut up
06:35you lame bitch 179 over 110. there should be a medical warning at the start of this episode yeah
06:44this is dangerous hypertension hell broke loose can i just clarify that about like this has only been
06:51going for two weeks now like what's it going to be like at the end oh bro that was so
06:59intense
07:00what in the world i hate this show oh i loved it oscar the grouch is looking at these people
07:06being
07:06like get out of the bin
07:19your very first haircut today oh my gosh no nappy new hair no dummy are you a big boy yeah
07:28no you're a
07:30baby you're a big boy now well he talks heaps better yeah he looks like a big boy yeah sunday
07:37on
07:37seven this season on australian idol australian idol bro brace thy ears oh my the auditions are
07:46continuing and they're all vying for a golden ticket to the top 30. wow i love the auditions they're my
07:52favorite hope we get to see some ones yeah i want to see the stinkers well you've come to the
07:57right
07:57place thanks all the memories thanks all the memories wow this is what i want to see
08:07jeez louise i'm gonna say no you think well what about this guy
08:15make a stop how about a duo mama is a queen and papa is this is fun
08:27princess and i know it this is fun yeah especially when you're out of flute
08:34oh
08:36it's a variety show the flutes come out they're on the wrong show they should be on australia's got
08:41talent okay let's go back to the singing
08:47if you ever want to torture me and find out information lock me up in a room with her
09:00so no for me but i appreciate what you just did thank you guys thank you bye-bye okay next
09:05let's go 9 16 a.m
09:07we're in a clubbing outfit love this outfit she's one of those simply irresistible you know those
09:13girls and all those things what are you going to sing singing some adele oh wow beautiful voice
09:22the voice is phenomenal but i can't look at anything but that freaking flick of hair
09:27i've known it from the moment that we met she's got the look she's got the voice yeah send her
09:36through that's all good that's all good but but but but what i didn't expect a young beautiful girl
09:43to come in and sing old sad lady songs what old adele is not old pick a song that actually
09:52shows us
09:52who you are simply irresistible and come back and re-audition really that's bs thank you oh they're
10:01going hard it's gonna be a good one next or a bad one my name's harry lamb harry he looks
10:05like ken
10:06good-looking man he's gonna get in because he looks like a hemsworth he plays a guitar he doesn't even
10:11have to sing i'm doing i have the tiger by survivor i have the tiger that's a great song i
10:16have the tiger
10:17get rich so full of the fight please please don't sing get you going kind of pulled it back the
10:21other way it's a little bit more folky what's folk oh you're the time they got a ritz thinking of
10:26the
10:26fight oh rising up back on the street darren lockyer could sing this is what he'd sound like
10:35sounds like he's trying to do a poo while he sings yeah
10:40no sorry you don't muck around with a good song i loved him i reckon he's gonna get through
10:44i'm gonna say yes a bullshit just not gonna be good enough for me to give you a yes it's
10:50gonna
10:50be two no's marsha's gotta say no you can't pick him you're great eye candy marsha i don't know if
10:55a
10:55seven-year-old lady's allowed to say that a 26-year-old boy's hot you know he's good looking but
10:59he's not
11:00my type it's a yes for me there you go it's the eye candy no wonder it's so shit oh
11:06but hang on
11:06there's still sophie thank you oh she's back let's see how she goes with her new contemporary song
11:13what's she gonna do tainted love oh it's an older song than freaking adele
11:19sometimes i feel i've got to run away i got to
11:30that's much better i love you but you hurt me so he just wanted to see the bit of sass
11:36yeah baby
11:37it's yes yes yes yes thank you well done betty boo she'll get a golden ticket for that won't she
11:42not yet because now the judges need to choose between her and him oh the battle of the beauties
11:50the golden ticket i'm backing sophie oh i'm backing harry is going to be awarded it's going to be sophie
11:57it has to be sophie to simply irresistible both of you dead heat
12:08adkin i don't know do you love it or not i love you love it it's my favorite another season
12:16of a
12:16show that i'm not going to remember who wins
12:32in melbourne lee and keith have just celebrated a milestone did you enjoy a 40th anniversary cruise
12:38yes that was good comedy cruise yes the cruise was fun the night time no that was boring bat
12:44shit well we'll make 41. and in sydney jads also celebrated his 40th birthday happy birthday to you
12:56happy birthday to you you smell like a monkey and it looks like one too
13:01happy birthday to you yeah yeah yeah yeah on sunday we caught up with ten's favorite jungle
13:10competition it's giving survivor ten's other favorite jungle competition
13:17i love this show
13:24i'm actually loving i'm a celeb this year keeps going this show
13:27it's surprising everyone i know we're going to get a bunch of celebrities in a jungle
13:32some feel-good moments eating some weird stuff and that's it oh don't forget the hosts
13:38g'day i'm robert irwin and i am saucepan whisperer julia morris julia looks fantastic
13:44doesn't you look at her i watched this show purely for robert julia last night we ended on yet another
13:52is it just me or is rob erwin jacked robert irwin has been doing some push-ups yeah all right
14:00okay
14:01calm down because there's an elimination challenge happening between ex-maps bride cyrell oh cyrell
14:08cyrell's taking on the jungle she's getting eaten by a lion yeah and mia favola who is she is she
14:14from
14:14maths as well she's afl legend brendan favola's daughter money must be tight for the favolas at the moment
14:19yeah what's the challenge going to be it's got to be something gross right not quite each of you
14:25will be shown a five-letter word like zebra and then they have to eat the zebra not quite we'll
14:30choose two letters to remove to make the word as hard as possible to guess your opponent is that
14:37seriously the game i love we are playing wordle wordle in the jungle dude what happened to like
14:41a snake pit or like a bathtub full of cockroaches or something like that oh this is just as good
14:47isn't
14:48cyrell what you're looking at there is mia's first word hyena okay so this isn't a hard game cyrell
14:54can't spell so she's already at a disadvantage here poor darling what letters would you remove
14:58from hyena probably i'm thinking to burn number two and number four oh wow wow what the hell holy moly
15:07at least they've made it a little bit dramatic with the fire your category is animals 30 seconds
15:12starts now that's easy mia hyena it rhymes with mia hyena mia hyena it rhymes it doesn't rhyme mia hyena
15:22hyena hyena is correct oh wow oh my god she's like a professor this is incredible i don't think it's
15:32that incredible i'm sorry role well in the final showdown they're taking away three letters three
15:37liters and its fastest wins wow eagle eagle eagle incorrect so rel won a spelling bee what give her a
15:48phd mia how luck mia so what happens now she just out all together godsky elimination oh that's a bit
15:57harsh don't worry there's still plenty of celebs left back at camp right celebrities come on good old
16:03george columbaris i love george columbaris has been really good on this he's a dickhead no he is i
16:10met him in real life and when i said hello and he stopped me three of you will be competing
16:15maybe he
16:16didn't hear you i'll face to face with him to the ultimate porridge cooker porridge oats and water
16:24how much do you want to be here george has been waiting for this moment his whole life he's really
16:29just trying to relive his time on masterchef isn't he yeah luke i score you an 11 out of 10.
16:37yay luke
16:39and then it was time for that is from home oh we're about to pull on some heartstrings aren't we
16:44i just miss my family so much oh how long has he been gone for six months yeah george god
16:51we have missed
16:51you all right calm down george it's got to be tough to be away from your family i'm about to
16:57be saying
16:57dear kate so i'm proud of you stay there stay there anyway on to the next challenge to the camp
17:04olympics
17:05sorry what camp olympics this is going to be epic what are we doing here guys they've gone proper
17:11cuckoo right using your rock it is who can get closest to the circle i like seeing them all have
17:16fun like this together no i want someone to eat something and or get eaten by a snake i have
17:21not
17:22seen one anus on this show yet not one single one that was very very very good the whole reason
17:32i
17:33watch is to see celebrities get humiliated and i didn't see anyone get humiliated i'm a celebrity get
17:50me out of here
17:50chinese new year it's effectively a new year's eve that spans two weeks there's so many things that
17:56we cannot do in the two weeks i can't cut my hair for two weeks no vacuuming or sweeping correct
18:02you
18:03cannot vacuum or clean any part of your house because it's effectively sweeping all the good luck out of
18:09the house i see you've already started
18:13monday on sbs we got cooking with a household name of masterchef fame oh this fella my mum loves
18:20this guy what's his name is adam lou no adam low or something like that or low law not quite
18:26leo as in coast leo definitely not hello i'm adam leo and welcome to the cook up the leow leow
18:33that's the one if you ever forget just think of a meow and add an l leow sure the cook
18:38up
18:38i have every single one of his cookbooks do you really in this ep adam leow is ringing in the
18:44lunar new year does luna mean moon yeah happy new year to both of you for me chinese new year
18:50is about
18:51family and eating till excess you always have a whole steamed fish you always have chicken with
18:58legs and the head on oh that sounds lovely it's like at easter we've got the margheritsa and then
19:04at new year's we've got the vassilopita it's actually all about chinese new year not patoosh tabbouleh
19:11no it's more schnitzels spaghetti i made a pie the other day never mind adam is joined by a comedian
19:19annie
19:19louie and fellow masterchef star brendan pang these masterchef contestants have more success than australian
19:25idol contestants proper do you guys have a reunion dinner for lunar new year what do you mean a
19:30family in the leb world there is no reunion because there's never any division you need to be a part
19:35for there to be a reunion looking at the ingredients i have in front of me is that salmon not
19:39a salmon
19:40please no salmon what do you think i'm making oh yisang like the prosperity salad oh my yisang that's
19:45that's our family that's our family what's yisang so it is basically a raw fish salad oh god i can't
19:52do raw fish because it feels like i'm eating my own tongue you have the big platter of all the
19:56ingredients and they're separate and then you put chopsticks in it and you throw it high in the
20:00air do they throw the food in the air is insane like a salad you toss salad don't you toss
20:04it out
20:04the window is it the higher the better yeah yeah that used to be your saying the higher the better
20:10so it's the year of the horse so i'm going to try and make this platter look like a horse
20:14making us a
20:15horse head this is a bit of godfather action yeah let me just show you guys this one there is
20:20that it
20:20yep that's it we could do that i could do that like does that look like a horse cute
20:24yeah it looks like a dog to me if i squint my eyes like this until my head but i
20:29thought i'd show you
20:29a few of the slightly easier animals that we've had to make over the years so this was year of
20:33the
20:34snake wow whoa that was heaps better than his horse this was year of the dog a dog oh that's
20:39good
20:40year of the rabbit and year of the chicken wow okay i'm just gonna say now the year of the
20:45horse
20:45is the worst one he's done i'm gonna agree this is my uncle this is why he wins every single
20:50year
20:50oh no this was year of the dragon wow where's the dragon i can't see a dragon i can't see
20:55that's a
20:56dragon at all look at that guys that is incredible no it just looks like a platter of freaking vegetables
21:00no come on start cooking stuff the family reunion rolls on it's brendan and annie's turn to cook love
21:06it he's got this show where everybody cooks for him yet he's the chef yeah he just organized some salad
21:11annie what are you making for our reunion dinner i'm making sweet potato donuts sweet potato donuts
21:16well this is nothing i'm gonna need at the moment no you're not eating any of this you're starving
21:20we're gonna use this as the tester one and see if the oil is ready think about this she's already
21:24made mashed potato which takes a lot of effort now she's breaded it and deep fried it it's like
21:31mashed potato takes a lot of effort it does have you ever made mashed potato yeah just boil the water
21:36and throw the potato in there peel the potato cut the potato mash the potato i'm a one-step guy
21:43put it in the airfryer brendan how about you i'm making mauritian fried noodles what are they i mean
21:48it's like chinese stir fried noodles basically i'll eat that i have stir fried when we go to chinese
21:53keith if they pulled up a spring roll or a dim scene you'd be excited yeah brendan these noodles
21:58look spectacular oh my god that looks so delicious oh my god honestly it's good but it's something you can
22:04get at like bankstown food court show me the balls crack open the balls all right annie i'm going to
22:09try a donut all right i'm not a fan of these balls this is how to make children cry give
22:14them a donut
22:14when they bite into it it's sweet potato oh yeah that nice chew to it oh my god how do
22:19i get invited
22:19to that table i just want to see some good salad tossing and we're doing this a little bit backwards
22:23but
22:23this is my year of the horse yi sung salad now we're going to watch adam lior toss a salad
22:29on sbs
22:29and then that august goes over the top there do you reckon he's tossed a salad before yeah they
22:34say you have to toss a salad once a year for luck oh adam thanks for watching the cook-up
22:39toss that
22:39salad i'll see how it's done happy new year happy new year kong hay fachoy
22:47there you go sex before soccer does it again happy new year adam i'll eat your prawns and some of
22:53your
22:53meat but that's about it oh like when i got that stir fry um meat and onions from the chinese
22:59joint
22:59yeah you ate all the meat and left me with the onions yeah well i thought you liked the onions
23:03i'd like a bit of meat as well jesus what's that out again no
23:22can you believe i've been looking everywhere and i can't find any black gnomes
23:28really no black gnomes i went to bunnings the other day and the biggest black gnome i could find was
23:35this oh i reckon if we put a little pointy hat on you you'd look like a big black man
23:42thursday on the abc we heard a familiar tune
23:45i love this show i love this show too we all love this show and this time there's a new
23:53twist
23:53transformation we're not building a house from scratch we're doing renos exactly right and for
23:59this episode's first renovation we're in the eclectic melbourne suburb of balaclava i didn't
24:04know they had a market at bells bells balaclava and our first renovators a couple isabel and paul
24:11isabel and paul met through work okay that's nice she's an account management executive he's a company
24:18director then they got out at a cold play concert and isabel and paul will be renovating a century old
24:23former hat factory i love it what's not to love that's it yeah it's a home they do that in
24:32brunswick
24:32and all that kind of stuff the old warehouses factories yeah they turn the houses they're all
24:36over the joint now lee it looks dirty the plan is to create different zones for living not with walls
24:42but with materials and light really no walls material and light on the ground floor well i can see a
24:48wall
24:48which is a part-time office and part-time guest wing there's a wall there and there's a wall there
24:53they'll add a courtyard with a blingy brass water feature i'd rather have a garage so i could park my
24:59car and bring in light via a huge hole two stories up we love huge holes speak for yourself kevin
25:06on the
25:07floor above god i'm getting vertigo following all this and a huge shiny brass brass yes brass brass kitchen
25:14a brass kitchen will act as gathering spots is that pure gold or something what are you listening
25:21to finally on the upper mezzanine level oh my god they're going up again this is unbelievable this is
25:28expensive this is a rebuild it's not a reno it's a reno it's a rebuild it's not a rebuild because
25:34it's
25:34got the same perimeter no but you can rebuild inside it that's a renovation yeah okay okay let's just
25:41get up to sydney to meet our second renovator ian scott has had a few big moments of his own
25:46it
25:47looks like me i came out here when i was 26. that looks like me that looks like me kate
25:51i used to
25:51wear the same shorts that's not me i like those pants and went on to become a high-flying manager
25:59director okay we get it he's rich like very rich great wall of china look how many people on him
26:04but why walk it yeah and ian will be transforming an iconic paddington terrace the terraces come up really
26:09nice wants to give him a bit of love i couldn't think of anything worse than living in a corridor
26:14that he bought in 2005 for 1.125 million dollars oh my god oh he nailed the bargain let's see
26:22the
26:22average house price in paddington right now oh i wouldn't do that if i were you 4.18 million dollars
26:27eat the rich well if you don't like that you're really not gonna like hearing what he's got planned
26:33for the top floor a room purpose built for ian's prized model train network what he's got a whole
26:40room for his trains in paddington that's right in paddington he's got a whole room for his trains
26:46yep his train set room is worth more than my house like i said best not to think about it
26:51what are you
26:52oh let's just skip to the end of the renovation it's a rebuild whatever ian welcome back you look
26:58incredible is he white pants uh can we hurry this up i've got a bowl i have no idea what
27:03i'm about
27:04to get myself into all right i'm so keen to see you oh oh that looks shit i know isn't
27:12that fantastic
27:12no looks like a 1970s backpackers on toowoomba oh i like that you have a hole in your entry what
27:22is
27:22that peekaboos that's just stupid how'd they get in there here we go oh piss off if i walked into
27:28an
27:28old white man's house and that started moving i'd be running the hell out of there wow there's nowhere
27:33to sit so you've still got to come back upstairs anyway and don't forget to shut that otherwise
27:37you'll fall down and in the loft oh here we go the train room show us the choo choos whoa
27:43oh my god
27:45amazing oh it's mind-blowing anything miniature i'm obsessed with it's not often a woman says that
27:50anything miniature she's in love with but anyway how much was it about 1.6 million to renovate
27:57for me it's money well spent because this is kind of my forever home oh it is his forever home
28:02because
28:02who's buying this and then it's back down to melbourne to see the transformed hat factory absolutely come
28:08on in come on in oh i'm eager to see how this one turned out
28:15oh that's horrible it's giving aquatic center showers i feel like i'm walking into the casino
28:20in town you come through the gold you're gonna go with the jackpot on the dragon link machine you
28:24meet the gold fountain over here it looks like a urinal and the sound now you're gonna lay in bed
28:30and hear that water go on and all you're gonna do is keep getting up going the toilet and that
28:33was
28:33the whole intention of it right imagine you turn that off it'll be that moment when you turn your
28:37range hood off you're like thank god and upstairs the elephant in the room brass kitchen looks like
28:44shit that is the wow factor that is the wow factor yeah wow i'm leaving wow i'm not gonna buy
28:50it
28:51don't touch it that just looks dirty that would do my head in it's definitely not a material for
28:57someone who wants it pristine don't have kids can you imagine fingerprints all the time sort of touch
29:02it you get the finger mark don't touch the bench but that's okay for us don't have anyone over
29:09i really enjoyed the show was that really a grand design bite yeah they were both hideous those
29:14houses yeah i truly wouldn't want any of them you don't have to like it they're living there it's up
29:18to them yeah but i can have an opinion i can say it's shit
29:50hey you know the sides on the toilet right you know they're designed so you can like wee onto
29:56them so you don't make as much noise as what you just made going to the toilet no you're supposed
30:01to pee into the water why because it absorbs the spray why else would there be water there you don't
30:07need to make so much noise while you're doing a pee agree to disagree i didn't wash my hands ah
30:13god
30:14damn it monday night on hey you we dived into a new season of below deck down under i've been
30:21waiting for a new season of this you just know there's gonna be drama yep and we're back on a
30:27luxury
30:28yacht with captain jason i like captain jason he's very handsome isn't he ready to go sexy captain
30:34speaking of sexy oh it's benny remember benny the crazy chef i'm here i am back he has not aged
30:40well
30:41it has been about six years since i have worked on a yacht boy where'd you come from rehab and
30:47here to
30:47help ben is sous chef alicia oh they have got a sous chef now yeah but she can't actually cook
30:54oh my
30:56goodness this is like when i'm trying to cook in the kitchen and the kids want to help and back
31:01to
31:02help the guests is chief stew daisy oh i'd be a good chief stew you'd get caught up with partying
31:07with
31:07the guests yeah and for the first charter who are our guests the real housewives of salt lake city oh
31:15oh no it's a crossover episode you're joking the two most hectic reality shows combining this is
31:26going to be so good the housewives are notorious for being over the top that a freaking nightmare
31:32his is not going to be easy at all oh no all right they're coming down now bring it on
31:40baby
31:41throw those lines boys we're ready to set sail here we go rich bitches celebrate oh okay what what
31:49oh my god did you guys put dr pepper on the boat for me what need some conditioner can you
31:54help her
31:54with her hair what what do you just have them bring my water of course what you want the waiters
31:59to
31:59drink your water chew yeah spit it back in your mouth angie are you throwing up what did it sound
32:05like
32:06lord i am going to clean the toilet these women are unhinged is there anyone that could come and pack
32:16our bags what unpack the bags they can't get their own clothes out not just their clothes what she found
32:23what is this a cucumber she just unpacked a cucumber what's the cucumber for
32:30why not just take it let's see what's happening in this room oh she's topless what did we just see
32:40nipple what's she lost a nipple cover what's a nipple cover it's like a sticky little cover that
32:46you put just over your nipple oh oh get stuffed all crew all crew a nipple cover is missing attention
32:58everyone we're after a couple of nipple covers it's getting nice and cold out there a bit windy
33:02just we need to cover up she's laughing at my door jenna come in did you find the nipple cover
33:08oh no how's that for service they also want service from captain jason oh no what type of a
33:20service is that going to be um this oh my god where are you holding his rudder where is her
33:27head
33:29it's in his butt oh my god there's one thing these girls have and that's class
33:33yeah they're drowning in it now it's time to dry off and head to dinner all crew all crew we
33:39are
33:39good for 7 30 dinner oh okay first night of the charter open sesame hi i reckon there'll be the
33:46world's biggest argument going on tonight well maybe not there's other people at the table you're mad
33:51at that you never mind who are you mad at who let the party start you go from zero are
33:58you whoa now
34:00this is the real housewives i've been waiting for are you serious cheers oh my god they smashed glasses
34:08someone's gotta clean that up these housewives are absolutely insane what gave it away i am over
34:14this poor daisy i'd lock myself in the freezer i take my apron off and i just go out into
34:19the ocean
34:19and let myself go you have let yourself go
34:26that met my expectations and my expectations were high sorry but whose idea was to get their
34:31housewives together on a yacht the husbands would probably sent them on this thing to get them away
34:35from them because that's what i'd be doing and then change a dress sell the house before they get
34:55back
34:56at the del pechitras wendell has taken charge of vesti's hens night here are the rules it's very
35:01simple yeah back at the hotel room by nine o'clock no drinking no party no clubbing if you want
35:07a
35:07strip i will send dad if you want vesti to be in bed by nine o'clock definitely send dad
35:11i'll come
35:12with my striptease and a cup of coffee and a cheesecake and do the jiggle channel 10 has recently brought
35:19back oh yeah a classic game show millionaire hot seat is this a new host yeah baby do you know
35:28who the
35:28host is no hello welcome to million our hot seat it's rebecca there rebecca gibney what australia's
35:35mum why do they shaft eddie was he racist again well one of these six hopefuls go all the way
35:41i love
35:42the weirdos that have to smile and wave kirsty man is a podiatrist is a podiatrist the one that looks
35:47after vaginas no they look at feet so unless you've got your foot stuck in a oh never mind it's
35:54time to
35:54play deal or no deal oh wrong show a traditional children's party game is pin the tail on the what
36:01donkey oh milo's off to a cracker pin the tail on the i feel i know this one why are
36:12you pretending to
36:12think there'd be something wrong if i didn't stop talking and just answer the question d donkey correct
36:18for a hundred dollars are these questions written by five-year-olds no they're just very easy at the
36:22beginning what was a popular name for the peaceful ethic promoted by hippies okay a little bit before
36:29my time um born in the 60s i'll just say the answer but i i feel i know this stop
36:36explaining your answers
36:38and just say the answer again something wrong if i didn't got the hair look at the timer does that
36:43not
36:43give him anxiety let's lock in a whale power just made it with one second to go i want him
36:49to lose
36:50because of the time he takes to answer hailing from the himalayas sherpas are renowned for what skill
36:56oh climbing mountains a camel herding b deep sea diving c ice fishing d mountaineering this one
37:04i do not know but i'm gonna guess c the himalayas they're the mountains obviously oh so something you
37:12can do in the mountains is i think it's c ice fishing could be a mountaineering let's lock in d
37:19mountaineering
37:20d is correct we've got 300 bucks yeah but so would everybody else surely no and as the questions start
37:28to get harder i might pass absolutely the contestants can pass to the next person who is the first female
37:35artist who have had number one albums in the uk over five consecutive decades it's gotta be madonna
37:41madonna kylie minogue all right kylie minogue um it's not kylie kylie minogue can't be kylie minogue
37:49the gays love kylie i'm gonna go with kylie i swear to god if it's kylie minogue i i will
37:55have to return
37:56my gay card it was of course our very own kylie minogue since yeah i'm heterosexual now yeah i thought
38:05you said shirt the tallest mountain in our solar system olympus mons is on which planet uranus a venus
38:12b mars mars there's a mountain on the in other places c jupiter jupiter d neptune have we even been
38:20to neptune i'm gonna lock in c please jupiter i just asked if we ever been to neptune
38:25it was actually b it was mars oh what oh no he's out but each time someone answers incorrectly
38:34the prize money drops it was d talent until we end up with the final question worth fifty thousand
38:42dollars oh here we go sepia is a natural pigment derived from which marine animals a sea snails
38:50b horseshoe crabs c cuttlefish i could be cuttlefish sea snails d sea urchins sea urchins it's sea urchins
38:59i know this 100 percent sepia um i've studied this before like i haven't studied it but i've read it
39:07i would put my new home on this sea cuttlefish oh you idiot you've locked in the sea cuttlefish oh
39:15poor guy
39:17it is sea cuttlefish oh what you've just won fifty thousand dollars
39:24yeah
39:2750 genos thank you so much oh my god
39:30i reckon that that fact might be wrong we'll see you next time on millionaire must speak good
39:36night so glad that shows back i love it sepia comes from i actually really like rebecca gibney
39:43yeah she's a good host sepia comes from oh cuttlefish you already have we know that you're wrong
39:49wait that wait wait i've said it wrong can sepia come from you're teaching the kids all the wrong
40:10you know like all those dating shows when like one of the guys comes on and he's like 32
40:16and blah blah blah and everyone's loving him and then he goes yeah like i live with my mom and
40:22everyone
40:22goes oh red flag oh you're gonna be that red flag this week we caught up with the hot new
40:29hbo series
40:30set in the world of professional ice hockey fans are hoping for something hot on the ice oh this is
40:37the drama series everyone's been talking about heated rivalry here we go this is the global phenomenon
40:45women are going crazy for it as well not just the gays that's right and what's got everyone talking
40:50is the simmering tension between the two leading men first you've got ottawa's own shane hollander
40:56i love that this series has a strong hot asian lead this is the kid with the highest hockey iq
41:02out
41:02there incredibly smart and incredibly fast that is such an asian thing to be the top of what you do
41:09but you'll still never be good enough for mom and dad no then you've got russia's ilia rosanov strong on
41:14hug and a strong skater so i canada's best player shane hollander versus russia's best player ilia
41:21rosanov on the ice they're intense rivals but it's off the ice that things are really starting to heat up
41:28we will be seeing each other a lot oh ilia's man spreading that is just a camera angle on a
41:35crutch
41:36isn't it any vibes going on here what do you reckon under current city who were these people when i
41:42was young you went playing hockey can i grab that remote thanks there we go pass it back fingers oh
41:57yes
41:58there you go thanks i can see how it happens well you're about to see a whole lot more now
42:06we're in
42:06the showers okay we love a good shower scene oh yeah he does pilates that's a pilates tush
42:14parked in that extra pillow jared
42:19oh is he checking him out cardinal scene of the shower don't look down i swear when we've gone and
42:23played paddle and had a shower you were looking at me like that i was looking at you i was
42:27like how can
42:28he find his asshole through all that hair what's he doing with his whoa that could be he's rubbing
42:33like whoa not here the sausages might be sizzling oh what is your room number oh he wants his room
42:43number 14 10. oh he gave him his room number i think that's a code for come over to my
42:49room just
42:49told him his hotel room i don't think that's a code at all well if i come to 14 10
42:53tonight i might open
42:54i might knock oh yeah you need to settle down sarah here we go you're coming over to his hotel
43:02room
43:03yep he hasn't even got time to youtube how to douche maybe he'll learn through trial and error oh that's
43:08very messy jared we've all been there not me he's going in oh my god i put your my chicken
43:17up
43:17you want to sit not really wow wow wow got you up against the wall shut up yeah take control
43:26i'm
43:26talking to bob with the tv show top's coming off belt's undone oh the memories bottle being skinny skinny
43:36young desired what's he doing down there where's he gonna put it where do you think he's gonna put it
43:44oh oh oh oh hello oh here we go love this don't love that you guys are here while i'm
43:51watching it
43:54oh come here baby i'm glad i'm not watching this with my parents
44:00i've dated i was 25 degrees it's boiling right now
44:15no one knows where to put their hands all right yoshi oh i get it the heated rivals were on
44:21with each
44:22cover then as the hockey season finishes hollander tries to work out where they stand so what is it
44:29then but discovers rosanov isn't on the same page not everything is about you hollander oh first love
44:35is tiff i guess i thought maybe we never mind you see this is more than just a hookup see
44:44you next season
44:46it's like they just don't know how to deal with what they're feeling what is it with men
44:50just say how you feel he's not interested pros not clarity yes
44:57how are you used to you how's your body temperature you want the air quality
45:00well i was gonna adjust my pants um heavy on the heated low on the rivalry big time so what
45:07are we
45:07doing tomorrow let's watch episode two tomorrow night together as a fan what do you think sounds like
45:12great day yeah
45:13you
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