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00:00The End
00:00The End
00:00The End
00:00The End
00:04The End
00:12What?
00:13Caddys are hatching.
00:16What now?
00:17Right now. Let's go.
00:19Night owl gets the worm.
00:25I need coffee.
00:26We're not waiting for coffee.
00:29Of course.
00:32Thanks.
00:34Yeah.
00:35I'll do it.
00:37I'll meet you outside.
00:57I'll meet you outside.
00:59Yeah.
00:59I'll be you outside.
00:59Come on, man.
01:01No.
01:16No, no.
01:17No, no.
01:17No, no, no.
01:18No.
01:29I gotta say, I like how you always point me to a good hole, Paul.
01:34Then somehow always find yourself on a better one.
01:36Strange how that happens, isn't it?
01:38I'm gonna find my own hole.
01:40You do that, big brother.
01:49Fish the middle, it's night, the trout aren't afraid of the eagles now, they're in the middle.
02:26There we go.
02:43What?
03:03Hey, get out of my hall.
03:18Hey, get out of my hall.
04:15Hey, get out of my hall.
04:24Hey, get out of my hall.
04:26Do you know what today is?
04:28I knew what it was when he woke me up, but I've got no clue now.
04:32Is it today or is it tomorrow?
04:36It's Melissa's birthday.
04:43You know, sometimes I worry.
04:47About what?
04:49About the day you wake up.
04:52And this seems normal, ordinary.
04:55You find yourself, I don't know, maybe lacking in purpose.
05:02You've been here 20 years and it hasn't felt ordinary yet.
05:06It doesn't feel ordinary today.
05:10I'm not sure why that would worry you.
05:13The worry is what you do next.
05:16Seizing me finding some woman to wipe my ass throughout the twilight years is somehow a deterrent to suicide.
05:22Not when you say it like that.
05:24You're the one person that's never asked me.
05:28Don't change that today.
05:29Okay.
05:33Can I ask you why?
05:38Because when I said, till death do us part, I meant my death.
05:49You of all people should understand that.
05:55Yeah, brother, that I understand.
06:00I understood exactly.
06:04Because I feel the same.
06:19This is getting harder.
06:53Yeah...
07:14IT'S OKAY TO DRINK WATERFIELD
07:16from the river now we're boiling it so I don't think you can boil the bad out of
07:20the Hudson oh look at that it's just bubbling up right there how do you know
07:26when it's done I go by the color when it looks like espresso I pull it and I
07:31thought I knew all there was to know about making coffee oh apparently the
07:36methods are endless if no percolator or filter can be found boil water in a pot
07:46then crack an egg shell and all into the water add two teaspoons of coffee per
07:51cup let sit about two minutes and stir the egg will adhere to the grounds you
07:56scoop it out drink up what is that Preston's journal he started it when they
08:05bought the place 20 years ago longer for the first time in my life I own land not
08:19a building or apartment land unlike the other two which feel more akin to a
08:26gopher occupying a different hole I'm a steward now solely responsible for how
08:32much this land changes or how much it stays the same best I can hope is be a
08:40benign nuisance to this place man's goal in society is to be remembered in nature
08:46it is to be forgotten unnoticed leave as little proof I was here as I possibly can
08:55that will be my gift to this place who wrote that quest there's a man in here I barely knew
09:09Lily and he begged me to know him
09:20I remember one Thanksgiving I was back from college I was laid up on the sofa with a hangover
09:29my father walked in and he asked me if I wanted to go for a walk
09:35I said no
09:38and I never thought of it again until 30 years later and all of his children are racing to Boston
09:45trying to beat death to his bed and say goodbye and I asked him if he remembered inviting me to
09:51go on that walk and he nodded and he smiled
09:55and I asked him do you remember what you wanted to talk about and he shook his head and he
09:59said I didn't want to talk
10:02I just want to listen
10:06this is not cheering me on
10:08my point is he told you everything that he wanted you to know while he was here
10:13if he had wanted you to know what was in that book while he was alive
10:18he would have told you
10:20he's telling you now
10:22because now is when he wants you to know it
10:30how does this thing work
10:34oh it's deceptively simple
10:36you just pour
10:41dare I ask for creamer
10:43no you can ask
10:50all right I am here to work
10:52I have been given a list of to-dos from Preston's attorneys
10:58I'm only going to ask this of you once and then we won't have to talk about it again
11:02the death certificate is in my purse
11:08so the apartment and the house in the Hamptons are in a trust
11:12along with all of his investments his bank accounts everything
11:15you are executor and beneficiary until your death
11:19at which time the law firm will assume the role of executor
11:22and the trust is divided equally between Abigail, Bridget, Macy and Paige
11:26okay
11:27the will does list burial instructions
11:34he wanted to be buried here
11:39there's a spot marked on a map
11:45I know this spot
12:02if I sell it
12:07the new owners can
12:09exhume the bodies
12:11move them
12:12cremate them
12:12whatever they choose
12:14well what if you
12:17you exempt this part
12:18from sale
12:20then what
12:20I fly back here once a year
12:24sit here for an hour
12:26how many funerals have we been to
12:29parents, grandparents, friends
12:30have you ever been back to visit once
12:33okay so keep it
12:35but keeping it doesn't require you to live here
12:38Preston didn't live here
12:40well Preston didn't live here
12:41because
12:42I refuse to entertain the notion
12:45because the notion isn't rational
12:46you think I'm using my logical mind to make this decision
12:51the only thing on my mind
12:54is how do I get through the day without him
13:00I was only three years older than Bridget when I met him
13:07I can't
13:12explain the pain
13:14Lily
13:15it's so
13:18fucking piercing
13:21it's a good thing that
13:24I'm not able to remember to breathe
13:27it's a good thing that breathing is
13:30an automatic response
13:32because if I could choose not to remember
13:36maybe in six weeks I'll feel foolish
13:39and I'll miss you
13:41and I'll miss New York
13:43and I'll miss the noise
13:44but
13:45for now
13:46I can sit on that porch
13:47I can stand by the river
13:48and I can feel him
13:53his soul is here
13:54I know it sounds ridiculous
13:56but it's here
13:57and I
13:59feel it
14:03my best friend's job isn't to tell you what to do
14:05my job is to help you do it
14:08okay
14:09okay
14:13so where do we start
14:15I don't know
14:18whiskey
14:19okay
14:30any hint of mystery in our marriage is gone
14:33gone
14:34I disagree
14:35I think you're still quite the mystery
14:38that's not what you
14:39I understand
14:40I get it
14:41I'm gonna take a shower
14:42try to wash the shame away
14:44there's no shame honey
14:46remember
14:47everybody poops
14:50children's book
14:50it normalizes
14:51you know
14:52basic human behavior
14:53body functions
14:55it's pretty great
15:08do you want a coffee
15:09I want a hotel suite
15:11with his and her bathrooms
15:11and a fucking bidet
15:14and a facial
15:15my skin is turning into leather
15:38that's an indian
15:40native american
15:41do you think she's lost
15:43she doesn't have me shoes
15:46what are you looking at
15:47there is a literal indian
15:49native american
15:50native american
15:50on a horse outside the window
15:52what
15:56oh
15:56what the fuck
15:59oh
16:00didn't mean to scare you
16:02me
16:02no
16:02I scared you
16:04I'm so sorry
16:04you just spook the horse
16:06but that ain't hard to do
16:08there a girl here about my age
16:10uh
16:10there
16:10well there's um
16:12uh why
16:13do you need her
16:13for something
16:16hey Kayla
16:17I came to meet your daughter
16:18all right
16:19well let me get her
16:21hey girls
16:27want to be friends
16:29me
16:30can you ride
16:31that's not my daughter
16:32that's my sister
16:34I'm 26
16:35you sure
16:36pretty sure
16:37yeah
16:42hi
16:44can I fight him
16:45you bet
16:48hello
16:50what's his name
16:51shorty
16:53he's not very short
16:54he was when we named him
16:56you got a horse
16:57yeah
16:58saddle him up
17:00he's still at the olympics
17:02where's that
17:04France
17:05you can ride one of mine
17:11whoa
17:11um
17:13whoa
17:13um
17:14wait wait wait
17:16Bridgette
17:17oh my god
17:18that Indian girl
17:19just rode off
17:19with your child
17:20be careful
17:21Abby
17:22do something
17:23what are you
17:23she's the neighbor
17:24they'll be fine
17:25unless she falls off
17:26and dies
17:26what do you want me
17:27to do
17:27Paige
17:36hi
17:37I'm ready
17:37I'm ready to go home
17:39you and me both
17:41uh okay
17:42should we say noon
17:45okay
17:45we'll be there
17:51hi
17:52this is
17:53Abby from
17:54yeah
17:54yeah the neighbor
17:56um
17:57I think my daughter
17:58is headed there
17:59at least I hope she is
18:00she's with Kayla
18:01okay
18:01yep
18:02I'll keep an eye out for them
18:03there's just
18:03there's something we need to take care of in town
18:05it
18:05do you think you could watch her till we get back
18:07I can't promise I won't put her to work
18:09well
18:10I can't promise there's much work in there
18:11but you're welcome to try
18:13she's fine here all day
18:14whether she's working or not
18:15oh
18:16I think I see him coming over the hill now
18:18thank you
18:23hey Russell
18:25I need you to do me a favor
18:44what's that
18:48oh
18:49well
18:50according to the guide
18:53gets a
18:56coyote
18:57no
18:59maybe a wolf
19:01there's wolves here
19:02in this book
19:03there's every species that
19:05threatens our place atop the food chain
19:07what's the food chain
19:09well
19:10I'm not sure that I'm qualified to answer that
19:13but
19:14think about it like this
19:16a fly gets caught in a spider's web
19:18the spider eats it
19:19then the frog eats the spider
19:22and then the snake eats the frog
19:25and then the hawk eats the snake
19:26that's the food chain
19:27what eats the hawk?
19:30well I think
19:30you know the hawk is
19:32is
19:33is
19:34just up there
19:35you know
19:35near the top
19:37but there's things bigger than hawks
19:39the hawks are like the
19:41you know the air force of the animal kingdom
19:43land animals would have a tough time getting them
19:45and of course I guess
19:47mountain lion could
19:48climb a tree to get them
19:50you know what I don't know
19:51I'm sure there are
19:52variances to the food chain
19:54that I uh
19:54that I am unaware of
20:00what's that?
20:02oh
20:03turn to the
20:04scat section
20:06what's scat?
20:07it's the mountain word for poop
20:09apparently
20:09that's poop?
20:11that
20:12is elk poop
20:13to be exact
20:14so
20:15the elk was on this trail
20:17and so was the wolf
20:19you think the wolf was hunting the elk?
20:24uh
20:26maybe
20:26and then
20:27the elk saw the wolf
20:29and it scared the shit out of him
20:34uh
20:35well I object to your phrasing
20:37but uh
20:39the evidence does support that theory
20:41think there were wolves in New York
20:43before it was a city
20:44but there was
20:48wolves and bears and everything that's here
21:01I can't remember his face
21:06it's only been a few days
21:07and I already forgot what he looked like
21:13well I can uh
21:14show you a picture
21:17there
21:29from now on
21:29pictures is the only way I'll see him
21:52and I'm in
21:53and I said
21:53and I'll see instead of his
21:54and he's
21:54and he's
21:55a
21:55moltććć§ćć
22:00vitrin
22:01not good
22:14so most planes this size do not have a flight data recorder
22:19but because he flew for the forest service one was installed
22:23this information helps us understand better what happened
22:26i'm happy to explain what took place if you don't wish to listen
22:32but it is your right to listen so the choice is yours
22:37have you listened yes ma'am i have
22:40and is there something to learn from it how is this helpful
22:48for your daughters i don't think it is in fact i would
22:55that's not my place to say say it
23:01if i were you i wouldn't listen
23:06if i were you i would
23:10i'm staying
23:14me too
23:15planned
23:23jesus
23:23big sky approach this is cessna 185 bravo zulu i need a swap
23:28copy that's here bravo speed and altitude
23:30130 knots at 80 200
23:32maintain south west heading collect to 11 000
23:35copy that 11 000 thank you tower
23:37we'll get up over this
23:39jesus fuck
23:40just hold on
23:41wait
23:43stay safe
23:46oh my god
24:03you were his last thought i figured you'd want to know that
24:11is there anything else
24:14do i need to sign something no ma'am
24:17ļæ½ preparation
24:31i know
24:31me
24:31and
24:31i know
24:39you know
24:46yes
24:47i know
24:47Oh, my God.
25:18Come on, bitch.
25:44God damn it!
25:46You're arrested!
25:50This was not an accident.
25:53This was a choice.
25:54You chose this.
25:56You chose it, and look what it's doing to us.
25:59I said the same thing
26:04when my wife died.
26:08I walked out and stared at this guy
26:11and cursed her for being reckless with her life,
26:15which was my life.
26:16This is the promise we made.
26:20I gave her mine, and she gave me hers.
26:27I want to hate him for it.
26:30Yeah, I said that, too.
26:37It's been four years.
26:39And in that time, I ain't learned a single thing
26:41that's going to help me get through this.
26:44The kids is a reason, but you already know that.
26:50You're mad at him now.
26:52Later, I guess you'll be mad at me for letting you hear it.
26:58But I watched my wife die.
27:04And I ain't got a clue what her last thought was.
27:11Time's coming when you'd have wondered.
27:16Now you don't have to.
27:48You're her friend?
27:49Yeah.
27:51She could sure use one.
28:12You know the five stages of grief?
28:17I'm aware of them.
28:19Well,
28:22today I just sped right through denial.
28:26I gotta tell you.
28:38These pants are Chanel, so you know.
28:47Never doubt my love for you.
28:51I don't.
28:54Well, all these doctors want to make a math problem
28:57out of how we feel.
29:00There's five stages for this, seven for that.
29:05It doesn't work that way.
29:12You're the last thought in this mine.
29:15Still see you at the very last.
29:21Most will never know a love like that.
29:26I don't.
29:42A little warning would have been nice.
29:45Told you not to listen.
29:47You could have gone into more detail.
29:51I'm sorry.
29:53It's not your fault.
29:54I'm just...
29:57A good part of my job
29:59is giving bad news to good people.
30:02And I hate it.
30:09When you called,
30:12I thought you were calling for me.
30:14I was.
30:15You're who I called.
30:16Talk to me.
30:20You seemed so much brighter 30 seconds ago.
30:22You do recall that we kissed.
30:24I...
30:25I remember that.
30:26So I presumed that you were calling
30:27because you liked it
30:30and
30:33maybe you wanted to do it some more.
30:39Yeah, I might want to
30:41stick a date somewhere in there
30:43before the next one.
30:44Okay.
30:45If you want to be old-fashioned,
30:46then yeah, okay.
30:47A date.
30:47Date it is.
30:49So,
30:50what does one do
30:52on a date out here?
30:55It depends on the time of year,
30:57I guess.
30:58Right now,
30:59you float the river,
31:01have a picnic,
31:03run some horses into the mountains.
31:05No indoor dates.
31:07Pretty average saloon in town.
31:10But I've arrested
31:11most everyone in there,
31:12so
31:14room can get a little tense.
31:15How about wintertime?
31:17You go skiing.
31:18Snowmobiles is fun.
31:20These all seem to have
31:21an element of
31:22speed.
31:23What's the date in New York?
31:24You go to a movie
31:25and
31:25see a play.
31:27So you
31:28sit in silence
31:29and watch other people talk?
31:30Okay, well,
31:31at least they aren't timed events
31:32like the fucking Olympics.
31:34This ain't
31:34a which has better dates contest.
31:35I'm just
31:36curious.
31:37Go to a museum.
31:39Then a cafe.
31:41Maybe a pub after.
31:42We ain't got none of those.
31:44Right.
31:47Let's float the river.
31:50I think you'll like that.
31:52You okay?
31:54I can be here by four.
31:56Deal.
31:59Okay.
32:00I'll see you at four.
32:02Yeah.
32:04No, for God's sake.
32:09Macy, look, look.
32:10I think it's on you.
32:11I can see it.
32:12Duh.
32:13Right over the trees.
32:16Mom, guess what?
32:17What?
32:17We found a spot
32:18where the wolf
32:19scared the scat
32:20out of an elk.
32:21The what?
32:22Scat.
32:22It's what they call
32:23poop in Montana.
32:24It's a term
32:25used in tracking.
32:27Tracking.
32:27We'll discuss it
32:28on the boat.
32:29Macy, come on,
32:30let's go
32:30wash the scat
32:31off of us.
32:46Is there somewhere
32:47to change in that cabin?
32:48Uh, there's a bathroom.
32:51And by that,
32:51I mean a room
32:52with a bath.
32:53Should we come?
32:56I feel like I'm 13.
33:01Do you think today
33:02is the best day
33:03for us to...
33:03I would love to feel
33:04good for a few hours.
33:05I have all night
33:06to feel bad.
33:09I...
33:10There is just,
33:11there's something
33:12about this uniform.
33:13It's $28
33:14at Western Police Supply.
33:16Well, it's the money
33:16well spent.
33:19See you at four.
33:25Honey?
33:33Honey?
33:38Hey.
33:41Hey.
33:42Hey.
33:48I heard it.
33:51I heard it die.
33:56It's okay.
33:59It's okay.
34:33Don't mind me.
34:34I'm just mourning
34:34the death of our bank.
34:36Paige, I didn't mean...
34:37You didn't mean it,
34:37then why did you say it?
34:43That changed.
34:44We're going on a field trip.
34:46A field trip?
34:48I think we all
34:49need a break.
34:50Come on.
35:03You fall in?
35:05I sat in.
35:08Van invited me to
35:10float to the river.
35:12I'm going to bring
35:13Paige and Russell.
35:14My date has turned
35:15into group therapy.
35:16Do you want to come?
35:18Are you taking Macy?
35:19Mom, I can't leave
35:20her here alone.
35:21Leave her here with me.
35:23I have another daughter
35:24running wild somewhere.
35:25I'll find her.
35:28You can stay
35:29if you want.
35:30This was his
35:31favorite place on earth.
35:32I can think of
35:33nothing that would
35:34please him more
35:35than you seeing it.
35:39Send Macy down.
35:46Abby, you didn't ask
35:48my opinion,
35:49but if I were you,
35:51I would set my hooks
35:52pretty deep in that one.
35:54They're not making
35:55any more men like him.
35:56This is less than a chance,
35:58Mom.
36:00But he is a beautiful
36:01diversion.
36:10September is my
36:11favorite time here.
36:12There's a bite to the air
36:14in the morning.
36:15Leaves begin to turn
36:16and we are done
36:18with the tedium
36:19of matching flies
36:20to a hatch.
36:21It's hopper season.
36:23No more scouring
36:24the ground for bugs
36:25or studying the leaves
36:26of a willow.
36:27Just tie on a
36:28number 12 hopper
36:29and give them hell.
36:56Well, honey,
36:57I stand corrected.
36:59Your OCD
37:01did have a purpose.
37:08Now,
37:09did you tell me
37:10how to
37:12tie this on?
37:20Of course you did.
37:40Why not?
37:40Don't you tell me
37:41what you is?
37:44What's up?
37:54I can't think
37:56what you do.
37:58Ma'am?
38:06Ma'am?
38:16Can I help you?
38:17Yes.
38:18I am a friend of the Clyburn family.
38:20Preston Clyburn and his brother.
38:22Paul.
38:23Yes.
38:24Funeral home called.
38:25So Mrs. Clyburn wanted them buried on the property.
38:27I've done some research and it seems that if we dedicate a portion of the property.
38:32This is the application.
38:33What you need to do is notate on the flat map the exact location of the cemetery.
38:38Have her sign in return.
38:40And how long does this process take?
38:42About 90 days.
38:44We don't have 90 days.
38:48I don't think that this family has another week in them.
38:50You have to wait 90 days to allow residents to contest the location.
38:53Nobody will, but that's the law.
38:57Well, what is the family supposed to do with the body?
39:00This is a conditional permit.
39:01It allows the funeral home to release the bodies and allow for their immediate burial on the site.
39:08This would have taken six months and three attorneys in New York.
39:12You ain't in New York.
39:14So I just take this to the funeral home?
39:16E-mailed it over this morning.
39:18Oh, please extend our condolences.
39:20Paul was a real nice man.
39:22He will be missed.
39:29I'm not sure that you need this.
39:31I got it at the church auction.
39:33I thought it was for bingo.
39:35But it's good to know the screen works.
39:38Didn't know it came with a sound, though.
39:46It's pretty neat.
39:49Have a nice day.
40:17What you doing?
40:18Want to go fishing?
40:20I don't know how.
40:22Neither do I.
40:22Men do it drunk, so how hard can it be?
40:29What's that for?
40:32No clue.
40:43I assume you've had some form of, like, swift water rescue training?
40:46They're fair share.
40:47If you fall out of this boat, all you need to do is stand up.
40:50River ain't three feet deep here.
40:51I gotta say, I was not expecting this.
40:54I've been floating New Yorkers down this river since I was a teenager.
40:57I know what you don't like.
40:58If you dig down to the bottom and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe.
41:01He is the perfect man.
41:03If he thought to get cheese, he is.
41:04Keep wanting.
41:06There's brie and honey.
41:08Russell, do you want a beer?
41:10No, I'll get a glass.
41:13Yeah, beer's fine.
41:15Beer would be great.
41:18You got that craft brew look about you.
41:20I hope it's all right.
41:21Yeah, you bet.
41:23I love it when they taste like campfire.
41:29Honey, what can you do to get veins in your forearms like his?
41:34Steroids would do it.
41:35Or exercise, one could argue.
41:36I exercise.
41:37I got him a Peloton for Christmas, and he's been using it.
41:40What's a Peloton?
41:43It's a stationary bike with a monitor that allows you to interact with other riders through
41:47the internet while you're riding.
41:49It's like a spin class.
41:50Yeah, except you don't have to leave your house.
41:53Because once you get home, you don't ever really want to leave.
41:56I mean, I suppose I could on my way home stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes,
42:00but
42:01you got to bring a gym bag and you sweat and you got to shower.
42:04And I really don't believe in showers as like a communal experience.
42:08Can't you just go for a bike ride?
42:11In New York?
42:13No.
42:13That's too dangerous.
42:14Like way, way too...
42:16No, you can't.
42:18It actually is.
42:19I mean, if he doesn't get run over, he'd probably get robbed.
42:21He'll just pull you off at a red light, ride off with your bike.
42:24I'm serious.
42:25I'm not doubting you.
42:26I got a friend who was riding his bike in the forest and got jumped by a mountain lion.
42:30A mountain lion?
42:32What did he do?
42:33They had a pretty good fight about it.
42:35My buddy stabbed him with a knife till he'd run off.
42:37Died under a tree.
42:38Your friend died?
42:39A mountain lion died.
42:41Yeah, a friend's fine.
42:43His friend killed a lion with his bare hands.
42:46Well, with a knife, right?
42:48Choke a lion to death with your bare hands.
42:50Maybe I'm impressed with one.
42:55Wow.
42:56Look at that.
42:58I guess that's why they call it big sky country.
43:02How come it's so much bigger here?
43:04It's even bigger than the beach.
43:06You ever notice how the sky at the beach is only, like, over the ocean?
43:16Paige.
43:17Your blonde is showing.
43:19Think about it.
43:19You'll only ever see half the sky at the beach.
43:21That's because you're facing the ocean.
43:22If you just turn around, you'd see the other half.
43:26Yeah, duh.
43:27But what I'm saying is that it tricks your mind.
43:29No, it tricks your mind, Paige.
43:30The rest of our minds haven't figured it out.
43:31Oh, excuse me.
43:32Get a hot boyfriend and know everything.
43:33I'm Abby, Wikipedia.
43:35This is why I don't take my sisters on the river.
43:41You said there was prosciutto?
43:47So there's eggs, nymphs, emergers, and then the adults.
43:52But then the nymphs, they might live for two years before they rise and fly up and breed.
43:59And that's it.
44:02Fall back to the river, deposit their eggs, and their life is over.
44:10Well, that is tragic.
44:15It ain't tragic.
44:17That's their purpose.
44:19And the fact that we're watching them is proof they succeeded.
44:25God, I am so out of practice at this.
44:29Yeah, you and me both.
44:33Well, I guess the question is, should we be trying?
44:41I doubt you're moving here, and I ain't never moving to New York.
44:47Look, I am a 37-year-old divorced mother of two.
44:53I don't have the luxury of expecting good heart, great smile, and geography.
45:05When I met Dallas, my ex, I was pregnant first.
45:11And then love came later, if it came at all.
45:17But he was sweet and supportive, and before you knew it, we had a family.
45:24It's my juvenile attempt to recreate what my parents had created.
45:31I look at people out here, and they're married at 20.
45:35They're still in love with a life that they built and kids running everywhere.
45:43Where I'm from, having a child of 20 is a catastrophe.
45:48I tried to hide behind the marriage and pretend like it was the plan all along.
45:53Don't get me wrong.
45:54I love my girls.
45:57Bridget is the most wonderful mistake I have ever made, and I am glad I made it.
46:05But when you say, till death do his part, you mean it.
46:09When we say it, our mind's just on the reception.
46:15Does that make sense?
46:19Not really.
46:24Look, maybe floating a river is as far as this goes.
46:27But in the off chance that this is the start of something.
46:31I don't want you to think that.
46:34I don't even, I don't know how to say this.
46:40I don't want you to think that there is some great love I'm comparing you to.
46:44Because I have no great love to judge you against.
46:46We don't need to be comparing nothing.
46:48I don't think that's fair to anybody.
46:57My wife wasn't as pretty as you.
47:00I don't, I don't think I've ever met anyone as pretty as you.
47:09She was skinny.
47:10Big gap between her front teeth.
47:16And if she stood across the river from us right now,
47:21I would run to her.
47:26Run.
47:29And I doubt my feet would touch water.
47:34My boys have been begging me to date for a year.
47:38She was a living my life since eighth grade.
47:44What are the odds I get to?
47:51I do have a frame of reference.
47:53And please don't take this the wrong way when I tell you,
47:57you got a lot to live up to.
48:03As much as I like sitting here, it hurts more than you'll ever know.
48:08So if you're wondering how I feel about you.
48:14I feel enough to sit here and take it.
48:19That's what I'm about to do.
48:21Yes, ma'am.
48:26I'll make your deal.
48:29What's that?
48:31The part of your heart that she has,
48:34she can keep.
48:39I wish it was that easy.
48:43I mean, wasn't this boat ride,
48:45wasn't it just like
48:47a reason to forget?
48:49Wasn't that the point?
48:50That
48:52that was the original goal.
48:54Yes.
48:56Let's get to it.
49:18Fish, right there.
49:26That's not how you do it.
49:28I'm aware.
49:30The book says swing the rod between ten and two.
49:34What's ten and two?
49:36Uh, it refers to a time when watches had hands.
49:40Watches had hands?
49:42Okay, ten and two.
49:46Ten.
49:48Two.
49:50I think this is right.
49:54Okay, what does it say now?
49:56Point your hand where you want the fly to hit the water.
50:05Oh!
50:06You caught one!
50:07What do I do?
50:08What do I do?
50:09Uh, you're supposed to pull the line with your hand.
50:11Why?
50:12I don't know.
50:12That's what it says.
50:13I have a better idea.
50:22I get it, get it!
50:24Get it, get it!
50:25Oh, that might be a bit excessive.
50:27I got it!
50:27Okay, get up!
50:28Oh!
50:29We got a bit!
50:30Get the cat in there!
50:31We got a bit!
50:31Ah!
50:32Ah!
50:32Ah!
50:39So clear.
50:44What?
50:47What?
50:48Why are you staring at me like a stalker?
50:50I'm staring at you like your husband.
50:52Yeah, if I was married to a stalker.
50:56What?
50:57You're beautiful.
51:00Yeah, you think?
51:02I do think.
51:03What's your favorite part?
51:05My swollen ass or this fucking shiner?
51:07It's a tough choice.
51:10You still think I'm pretty?
51:12No, pretty isn't a strong enough word.
51:17Then get off your ass and come fucking woo me.
51:22I'll take off my feet.
51:23All right.
51:23Jesus, take that head.
51:31Sweep me off my feet.
51:33All right.
51:34Like this.
51:36I've lost the Peloton.
51:39you know like that you're heavier than you look what the fuck did you just say no i mean like
51:45muscle density bmi it's a compliment in what caveman universe is that a comment put me there
51:51okay fine russell okay you want to see a caveman i swear to god honey
51:55i will give you the daughter of the year oh wow
52:01honey please this is a terrible way for a marriage to end don't do this like i have so
52:05much power right now i'm begging you keep begging
52:16oh okay fine you wouldn't take me back to the shore and have your way with me
52:23really gotta lay off the cannolis baby okay after we fuck you or real trumpet
52:28so the trick is to keep his head looking outside as you come into the barrel
52:31then release him and he'll spring right around it pull his head away
52:34just a little i'll show you
52:59got it i think so give him a go
53:25pretty good for never doing it
53:29that was amazing
53:33bridget your mama called you want your home okay i don't know the way i know the way i'll pony
53:41your
53:41horse back for you
53:48looking good girls thank you i'll grab the game
54:00what are these again uh fritters of sorts with zucchini from the garden there's zucchini in the
54:06garden there is a bit of everything in the garden how many fists did you catch
54:10seven what no kidding i find that very hard to believe mom oh you caught me page i bought it
54:16from
54:16the fishmonger in three forks you caught them with a pole yeah that's how it's done this is all very
54:22suspect i need evidence oh evidence um kind of like that leaf embedded in your hair how did that happen
54:32i did you try walking a riverbank in louboutin i bet i know exactly what you fell on oh look
54:38who's talking while you were swallowing deputy do-right's toxin
54:41what are you
54:43so gross
54:53i'm sorry
54:54i'm sorry
54:59i wonder if you know how happiness would make him
55:07i'm sorry
55:09i'm sorry
55:13i'm sorry
55:18i'm sorry
55:20i'm sorry
55:21i'm sorry
55:21i'm sorry
55:21i'm sorry
55:21i'm sorry
55:22i'm sorry
55:23i'm sorry
55:23i'm sorry
55:23i'm sorry
55:24i'm sorry
55:25i'm sorry
55:25i'm sorry
55:40Let's talk about tomorrow.
55:44What's tomorrow?
55:49Tomorrow, we bury them.
55:57Tomorrow, we bury them.
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