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00:06Previously on Below Deck Down Under.
00:07I haven't seen any kissing in a long time.
00:10It's truth and thirst time.
00:15I thought we'd dinner.
00:16Last night, I was just texting.
00:19No, you weren't.
00:19It was all just about her being like,
00:21I can't get you out of my head.
00:22I was like, same.
00:23This board is like the log board.
00:25Mecca is a New York City founder of a lifestyle magazine
00:28looking forward to five-star service.
00:31They're very particular about their food.
00:32So these are shrimp spring rolls.
00:35We need more.
00:36They've asked for more spring rolls.
00:38How many chefs have you got, 20?
00:39Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:40Knock, knock.
00:41Who's there?
00:42It's your tapeworm and I need to be fed every 20 minutes.
00:46You go up there and have a chat about tonight's dinner
00:48and your expectations.
00:49Yeah, I'm with you.
00:50You want to chat about dinner?
00:52We do have snack.
00:53Is that your best?
00:55We want your best to come to the table.
00:59So Eddie comes up to us.
01:00He says,
01:01Alicia was messaging him last night.
01:03I would drop it in a second to be an alien with you.
01:07It wasn't nice on my part.
01:08Text here.
01:09I don't want to be a pawn between...
01:11No, no, no, Liz.
01:12Like, stop making someone jealous.
01:14I'm just not that person.
01:16And I kind of can cut ties really fast.
01:19Oh, man, I'm in the .
01:20If I hear you gossiping
01:22instead of working one more time...
01:24You sh** flirting having a crack with anyone
01:26because you've got a boyfriend.
01:27You should be working right now.
01:28The main reason we're here is to work.
01:30Yeah.
01:30You're not being fast enough.
01:31And then the gossip.
01:33If anyone's not happy with you...
01:35...you will be fired.
01:45I'm going to stay back.
01:47What's up, packing chairs?
01:49What else kind of life is there?
01:53I'm nervous about it tonight.
01:55I'm nervous about it tonight.
01:56Yeah.
01:58Can you have a little chat with Eddie on the beach?
02:01I did have a chat with Eddie.
02:03How was it?
02:04It was all right.
02:05Found some common ground, I guess.
02:07Have a seat in that one.
02:08Nice turn, eh?
02:09Best friends.
02:10Have a seat in that one.
02:11Nice turn, eh?
02:11Best friends.
02:11Have a seat in that one.
02:14That's not good.
02:16It's not easy.
02:18I'm distressed.
02:19Mackie, can I get you anything?
02:20I think I'm good.
02:22Oh, and what time are you thinking for 7.30?
02:257.30, okay.
02:26Do you still feel good about dinner being at the table?
02:28Yeah, yeah, for sure.
02:29Whatever you think aesthetically is going to look the best.
02:31I think in here is going to be the nicest.
02:33It's going to give you your best table ever?
02:36Yes.
02:37You sure?
02:38I'm feeling pressure, yes.
02:39You should.
02:40No, I'm joking, I'm joking.
02:41It's going to be great.
02:42As somebody who has a lot to say about anything and everything,
02:45I find Mecca's silence so unnerving.
02:48I giggle and, like, you just hear it, like, echo and, like,
02:51it just goes on and I'm like, okay.
02:55Yeah.
02:56I think, yeah, I think in here will be really pretty
02:58because I think the black table is nice.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Yeah.
03:01Okay, awesome.
03:02Okay.
03:02I'm excited.
03:03Okay.
03:03Awesome.
03:04Great.
03:04See you in a few.
03:06This oven, it's just, it's a nightmare.
03:08It's awful.
03:10No, don't do this.
03:12It just says fan malfunction.
03:14We are just waiting for the cocoa and spare front,
03:18then we can store it.
03:19Even though the oven's broken, just got to plan accordingly,
03:21you know, as well.
03:22The menu should fit your equipment.
03:24There is no problem.
03:25It's only solutions.
03:27So what is for dinner?
03:29Starting with caviar service and then we're moving swiftly into dinner.
03:33We're doing a lobster spring roll and I'm going to try and fry them.
03:36Okay.
03:37And then we're doing an octopus.
03:39I'm breaking out the sous vide machine.
03:41Formal dinner, six courses, ovenless.
03:44Losing this oven is like losing my mother.
03:47Not that I've lost my mother, but I can imagine how terrible it is.
03:51This was my one source of reliability.
03:56I can't bake, roast, broil, none of it.
03:58Now I'm breaking out all my applications.
04:00I have to cook on the fly, make apple calzone,
04:04and I'm going to try it in my roasting oven.
04:08Tonight, clearly there's a lot of pressure on me,
04:10and time is very valuable.
04:13All right, cool.
04:15Alicia, come up to the main saloon, please.
04:17Copy.
04:19You can go around and I can grab the apple line.
04:21Oh, you want me to grab it? Okay.
04:29Now I don't know how long I can go ignoring my boyfriend's messages.
04:33I love my boyfriend, don't get me wrong,
04:35and I can understand what happened with Eddie was a bad thing,
04:38but I do just think we're friends and I literally will die on that hill.
04:41I want to talk to my boyfriend about it,
04:43but this conversation is not going to be pleasant.
04:45She wants a really big table.
04:48All the flowers out the candles.
04:51Mike?
04:51Yeah?
04:52The old chairs are dry if you want to take them inside.
04:54I can take them in.
04:55Still so much to be done, I think.
04:56Just getting everything set up inside as well.
05:00Chafing galore.
05:01Eddie chafing galore.
05:03Another day, another dollar.
05:05Where is Mikey?
05:10I actually thought we were .
05:12I know I had the coconut water.
05:16Okay, great, thank you.
05:17Oh, but I didn't want ice, I think.
05:18Ah, okay.
05:19That kind of defeats the purpose of coconut water.
05:23Mike, clear out all this interior stuff.
05:27Yeah.
05:27We have a lot going on.
05:29man.
05:33Blackberry jam.
05:34Done.
05:34For the sorbet, which fruit?
05:37It's forest fruit.
05:38And this is blueberries.
05:39Perfect.
05:40Yeah, just do all of them, that would be great.
05:42I'm going to quickly shower and get out of this.
05:47A little more sugar, believe it or not.
05:48I kind of prefer the black table.
05:51She said sexy, elegant, so I definitely don't think tablecloth.
05:56Oh.
05:56I think all the pink flowers against this and candles will look quite cool.
06:01I'm not sure if I'm very good at this.
06:03Is Jen better on this?
06:04Do you want to swap with her?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Okay, you can swap.
06:07Are you okay with that?
06:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine with that.
06:09I'm fine with that.
06:11Mike, Mike, Daisy.
06:12The dishwasher has to be empty.
06:14Copy that.
06:14F***ing hell.
06:15Jen, are you okay to set the table?
06:18The vibe is elegant but sexy.
06:20Full of flowers.
06:22I have to go, I'm just really s***ed here and I can't do them with the...
06:24I'd rather make cocktails until I'm black and blue.
06:27Yeah, yeah, 100%.
06:29I can't 100% trust Alicia because even though Alicia showed me the text about her floating with Eddie...
06:38I haven't got a clue what's going on in my head, but you need to get out of it.
06:42She initiated the text.
06:44You don't trust a murderer after he told you he committed a crime.
06:49Candles.
06:50The table looks beautiful.
06:52Why is it just me out here?
06:55They're having dinner down here, are they?
06:57They are indeed.
06:58They are indeed.
07:01This is all great.
07:02Bye-bye.
07:03Bun, bun, Daisy.
07:05Dinner's up, 7.30.
07:07Copy.
07:07I need to be really quick.
07:11What time is cocktail alarm?
07:137.30.
07:13Let's go shower and get ready.
07:15Why is there so much s***ing s*** in here?
07:17Why are we putting rocks and stuff in here?
07:22Okay, and then secure it on the outer part here.
07:26Are you okay?
07:26No.
07:27There's still so much s*** to do.
07:29You want Mike to come and help you?
07:31Well, I think we needed Mikey a lot more today, but that's just...
07:34You need to call.
07:34You need to say.
07:35But he comes out, does something, and then he goes back in.
07:39I'm going to go send Mike to help you.
07:41It ain't about Mike at the moment.
07:42The reality is that I'm frustrated at myself.
07:45After talking to Jenna on the beach earlier, I'm still feeling the need to explain myself more.
07:49I need to apologize more.
07:51And because we're working right now, I just can't.
07:54I just asked Daisy if, like, Mikey, when he's out here, needs to stay out here longer.
07:58He's here five minutes.
07:59Yeah, yeah, but that's for me to talk to her about...
08:01Just talk to me about it first.
08:02I'm getting unnecessarily angsty.
08:04Should we just do a quick cheese board for them?
08:07Honey, can you just be in charge of that, please?
08:10Yep.
08:11Mike.
08:13Yes?
08:13You're going to go and help that crew now.
08:16Yeah.
08:16So I spoke to Eddie.
08:17Yeah.
08:18I think the problem is you're, like, doing the job, and then you're coming back in here.
08:23Yeah.
08:23I'm never, ever sitting down and doing nothing.
08:25No, no, no, no.
08:26That's not what the issue is.
08:27Just go and help.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Just go.
08:29After that chat with Joao and Daisy, I'm literally saying yes to every single job you're
08:34giving us.
08:35I don't know what else I can do.
08:38Guys, I've been told he is need a hand with something.
08:40Is Daisy needing you inside?
08:42Daisy just relieved us for you.
08:43Okay.
08:44And when yous are finished with us, if you can tell us when you're finished with us.
08:48Yeah, but I've been trying that.
08:49Yeah.
08:49And you've been running away every time.
08:50Yeah.
08:50I'm happy to stay out here all day.
08:52I'd rather be in the sun rather than making beds.
08:55So are you ready for dinner?
08:57Six quarters.
08:58Wow.
09:00Hey.
09:00This is amazing.
09:01Aren't you excited for Jason to be coming to dinner?
09:03Okay, wait.
09:05You ready?
09:05Mm-hmm.
09:06Let's go.
09:07Hey, Queen.
09:08Hey.
09:09I can't wait to see Sonja.
09:11I know.
09:12That'd be so good.
09:12I'll be on a bender.
09:14Pretty much.
09:21Very pretty.
09:23All right.
09:23You look great.
09:25They're in the main saloon.
09:26We're ready to go.
09:27Girl, please.
09:28You don't need no more hip, dip, butt, boo.
09:30Don't play with me, girl.
09:31You got it in spades, boo.
09:33We just have some cheese and meat and the caviar is coming now as well.
09:38All right.
09:38I'm happy.
09:39Yep.
09:40Chef, is it ready to go?
09:41Yeah, we are.
09:42Watch your levels, darling.
09:44I miss darling as well, just saying.
09:46I don't respond to sweet little things.
09:48All right, we're doing the ceviche?
09:49Yes.
09:50Let's get the capers out.
09:51We're going to get the olives out.
09:52The capers are good.
09:53What is this?
09:54This is a freshly cooked pancake and some other toppings.
09:59Absolutely.
10:01Mm.
10:03What else do we want on this?
10:04I'm ready to heat.
10:05Yeah.
10:06I'll go down and check and check.
10:07There's my knife.
10:08Hang in there.
10:10All right, sweet.
10:11We just like caviar.
10:12I'm actually going to acidically cure this fish with lime juice.
10:17It's all coming together.
10:18Do you want me to seed them?
10:20Are they ready to be seeded?
10:21I think we can guide them to the table.
10:24I don't know.
10:25In my opinion, cocktail hour has not finished.
10:28So they probably don't want to be seeded.
10:30Alicia, I think we're ready to sit for dinner.
10:32Um, but anyone, I could top off a prosecco before we start.
10:36Can you meet us at the table?
10:37Yeah, you can top me off.
10:38Absolutely.
10:3920 minutes is like the minimum you can spend on cocktail hour.
10:42All right?
10:43Who's calling the shots around here?
10:45I'm communicating with you, babe.
10:46Hey, listen, you're the boss, babe.
10:47You're the boss of them.
10:47People call me bougie for real.
10:49Just come over here and find your name.
10:52I'm here to put the pressure on.
10:53Yeah, well, stop doing that.
10:54But that's my job.
10:56Every time she comes into the galley, she just plants a little bomb.
11:00It's just incredible.
11:02I hate being an arg, but when things don't go right, guess who gets blamed?
11:06Not you.
11:07It's me.
11:08Good chat.
11:10Like, literally, who does that?
11:12You're trying to piss the guy off.
11:13Or you just have such an emotional disconnect, you're practically a Martian.
11:19This is absolutely stunning.
11:21It's beautiful.
11:21Have a seat, darling.
11:22Daisy.
11:23The ladies are seated.
11:24Mother .
11:35Daisy.
11:35The ladies are seated.
11:37Mother .
11:38Hello, Captain.
11:39Got his tie on.
11:40Captain.
11:41Hey.
11:41Hey.
11:41What?
11:43You're a time for Captain, ladies.
11:45Oh, yeah.
11:46Okay, the gaffes beated themselves.
11:49Who did they now?
11:50It was rather presumptuous, wasn't it?
11:52All right, what else do we want on this?
11:54Ben's chef persona, I just think, is, you know, smoke and mirrors.
11:59I know he's insecure, and I have to pick my bottles.
12:03.
12:03Put the food out, and just don't be a prick.
12:05It's not that hard.
12:07Of course.
12:08All right, cool.
12:08We're fine.
12:09I'm gonna do okay.
12:10Everything's fine.
12:11We've got, like, two minutes for this to cure, and it'll be fine.
12:14Captain, we travel a lot.
12:15We like to, like, take a beat and enjoy the service.
12:18I think you guys have been really, really good.
12:20Yeah, absolutely.
12:20We've definitely got some strong heads of department.
12:22Joelle, and Daisy, and Ben.
12:24Mm-hmm.
12:25We're a team.
12:26It's going well.
12:27Mm-mm.
12:28Alicia, can you please come for service?
12:30Coffee on my way.
12:31I'm for two.
12:32Would you help with servants?
12:33Yeah, sure.
12:34We're good.
12:35Okay.
12:35Please, darling.
12:36We're excited about this menu.
12:38All right.
12:38Ben said he's coming to play.
12:39What have we got?
12:40For your first course, you have ceviche with local red snack.
12:44That's all I need.
12:49Mm.
12:50I love it.
12:51All right, let's go with the octopus.
12:53Mike, you can carry on with carbon.
12:55Finished?
12:56Yes.
12:57All right, here, let's do the pearls.
12:58Holly, we have cleared.
12:59All right, let's go.
13:00So it's poached octopus with a tomato oil.
13:05All righty.
13:08Fantastic.
13:09You didn't like it?
13:10No.
13:10Wasn't a fan.
13:11We're doing the lobster spring roll now.
13:14To Mike, these beds can be pulled tighter.
13:17It's just detailed.
13:19It just looks neater.
13:20Did they like the octopus?
13:21Some of them didn't eat this, but some of them did.
13:23Really?
13:24Did Jason like it?
13:25I think so.
13:26All right, we're ready, please.
13:27This is lobster, right?
13:28Yeah.
13:28It is, my darling.
13:30Loves this spring roll.
13:31Ah.
13:32Thank you so much.
13:36Mm-hmm.
13:36Mm-hmm.
13:40Mm.
13:41Wow.
13:42I might need another one of these.
13:44OK, then, beds are much better uptight than them both.
13:47Have you tried a little chat with Addy yet?
13:48Hell no.
13:49Why?
13:49Do you think you can give him a second chance?
13:51Er, no.
13:54Well, is that you're completely done?
13:55Yeah, 100%.
13:56Mm-hmm.
13:57Mm-hmm.
13:58He was such a gentleman.
13:59And he actually just wanted to hear me talk.
14:02Yeah, yeah.
14:03And, like, not surface level.
14:05And that's why I actually enjoy talking to him, you know what I mean?
14:08Yeah, of course.
14:09And that's why I kind of fall into that trap, but not anymore.
14:13I feel like one of my regrets has been stirring the pot with Eddie's relationship with Jenna.
14:19Eddie's talking to you and said, let's hear me.
14:22Yes.
14:23Yeah, I didn't think about that one, to be fair.
14:26I've got nothing else to say.
14:27Eddie does think very highly of you.
14:29I'm gonna have you plate the sorbet, at least.
14:31Yeah, I'd love to do that.
14:33Wow.
14:34Days, are you ready?
14:35Yeah, I'm ready.
14:36All right, sweet.
14:36Let's do it.
14:37Let's plate it.
14:37OK.
14:37That's perfect.
14:39Well done.
14:39All right, let's do it, guys.
14:40This is a mixed berry sorbet with rose.
14:44Thank you so much.
14:45Refreshing.
14:46It's really refreshing, yeah.
14:47Looks very nice.
14:48Thank you, sweetie pie.
14:49Here we go.
14:51This is a local mahi-mahi shiitake mushroom and hollandaise sauce.
14:56You love it.
14:56Chef did his thing.
14:58Good.
14:59This is an apple pie calzone with vanilla custard.
15:03Woo-hoo!
15:04The sixth course.
15:05Diet starts Monday.
15:06We don't say what Monday, though.
15:10Oh, this smells good.
15:11Mmm.
15:12Mmm.
15:14Mmm.
15:15I did not ask for apple pie.
15:17Just taste it.
15:19Ah, nice job, Bob.
15:21You're good under pressure.
15:22I like that.
15:24Who asked for apple pie?
15:26Can Ben come see us?
15:27Absolutely.
15:28Ben needs to come out.
15:29Ben needs to come see us.
15:30Ben, they've got to see you.
15:31Ah, sakes.
15:34We're not here to minimize our palates, right?
15:37Definitely.
15:38Oh, Ben.
15:39Hi, Ben.
15:39Hi, guys.
15:40Ben.
15:41Yes.
15:42We had a whole conversation earlier.
15:44What happened?
15:45Huh?
15:45What happened?
15:46About what?
15:47Our dinner.
15:48What do you mean?
15:49Was this your best?
15:51Yeah.
15:51You thought this was your best?
15:52You thought this was your best?
15:53I tried, yeah.
15:57Yeah.
15:58It was amazing.
15:59I'm sorry.
15:59I can't.
16:03I was about to quit my job.
16:06You said I tried.
16:07You're so creative.
16:08And so amazing.
16:09Oh, cheers.
16:10Thanks a lot.
16:10We've enjoyed everything.
16:11All six courses, everything was great.
16:13Why not have fun at my expense?
16:14Like, I haven't had enough fun this evening, right?
16:17Yeah.
16:18It's an immense relief.
16:19And they're complimenting the food, darlings.
16:22Cheers for your gratitude.
16:23Can we do a proper choice?
16:25Captain, we have a saying, so you've got to say it.
16:27It's to be pretty, powerful, and provocative.
16:30Let's go.
16:31Pretty, powerful, and provocative.
16:32There we go.
16:33Cheers, guys.
16:36Cheers, everybody.
16:37Who needs a bloody oven?
16:47We're going to take it to the hot tub.
16:48Ben, if there's any more caviar, let's hope, can you add it to a pizza?
16:52I can, yeah.
16:53I can make it happen.
16:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:55Ben, you look like a good time outside of work.
16:57From your haircut, I can tell you're a good time.
17:01Ladies, I'm going to leave you.
17:02Thank you very much.
17:03Thank you for joining us.
17:04We appreciate it.
17:05Have a lovely, lovely rest of the evening.
17:07Yes, we'll see you in the morning.
17:08Change and get a hot tub.
17:10Eat.
17:10Ben's going to bring us some snags.
17:12Alicia, you don't want to go to bed, right?
17:13No, I'm ready for cocktails and everything.
17:18That was good.
17:19Well done.
17:21Nice.
17:22What was your favorite?
17:23Good job.
17:24The octopus.
17:24Yeah?
17:25And the palate cleanser was nice, too.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Oh, well.
17:28Yeah, she was amazing.
17:29Ben and Ellie are doing a great job.
17:31The food's coming out fantastic.
17:33The flavors are amazing.
17:34The guests love it.
17:35The galley seems to be working out now for Ben.
17:37At the end of the day, it's all about chemistry.
17:40Good team.
17:41Jenna, so I want you in bed in ten minutes.
17:44You know the drill.
17:45Turn the laundry around and start wrapping for breakfast.
17:49Let's do anything before I go to bed.
17:50Clean the main saloon.
17:53Erm...
17:53Yes, Jenna.
17:54Anything you like, Jenna.
17:55More than happy to, Jenna.
17:59Can I...
18:00Apple pie?
18:01Oh, it's hot.
18:02What?
18:04Oh, shizzle.
18:06No, I'm actually going to go to bed now.
18:07It was karma that burned.
18:09Karma for what?
18:11Okay.
18:11Okay.
18:12Think.
18:12Let's walk and talk.
18:13Let's think through this together, shall we?
18:16All right.
18:16Okay.
18:16So, step one.
18:18You're inviting me for wine.
18:20We're going to have a chat.
18:21I'm going to get to know a job.
18:22This is amazing.
18:24This is my f***er.
18:24This is amazing.
18:26Rocks up the gangway with another girl.
18:29Hey, darling.
18:30I'm going to go and pack.
18:31Oh, my God.
18:32Oh, don't need.
18:33I'm all good.
18:34Is that how you think it was?
18:36Oh, no.
18:37I'm sorry.
18:38I'm sitting like an idiot.
18:38Look at this.
18:39It feels good to finally get this off my chest.
18:43Mayday.
18:44Mayday.
18:45I still like him.
18:47So, I'm happy to forgive him and move on.
18:50Ellie is beautiful.
18:51She is.
18:51And I feel like she's not looking at anyone else but myself.
18:56This is a situation I've almost never been in.
18:59Nice being wanted.
19:01It was.
19:01It was.
19:02It would be nice.
19:03Hey.
19:04So, I'm going to bed.
19:05Let's go through your list here.
19:07Okay.
19:07I want everything really clean.
19:09Make sure the pantry and the sun deck is clean.
19:11Crew mess everything away, including wiping tables.
19:14And I did see waxes on the table, so that's going to be a bit of a bitch to clean.
19:17But stay up as long as you need to because I don't need you in the morning.
19:20Okay.
19:21I think they asked for a caviar pizza, which he has.
19:23Copy that.
19:24I'll see you in the morning, okay?
19:26It feels a lot calmer over here.
19:29Oh, no.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:31There's no staff here.
19:32Don't do it.
19:33Don't do it.
19:33Don't do it.
19:34Hello.
19:35Hello.
19:36We were looking for you.
19:37We were upstairs thirsty.
19:39Oh, no.
19:39Sorry about the wait.
19:41I'm tired.
19:42I'm tired.
19:43Whispering Angel.
19:45He needs coconut water.
19:46Yes.
19:47I've got some on the tray.
19:48Leave that.
19:49Allie, Callie, Alicia.
19:51What is the ETA on the pizza?
19:54Tell her three minutes, please.
19:57Alicia.
19:58Three minutes on the snacks.
20:00Cheers.
20:00Thank you so much.
20:01All right, guys.
20:02I'm off to bed.
20:02You've helped so much.
20:06All right, my little darlings.
20:09I've at it.
20:12F*** me, dude.
20:14Thank you so much.
20:16Absolutely.
20:17Are we just keep going?
20:18What else would you like?
20:19No, no, no.
20:20I just was asking.
20:21Let's get the f*** out of here.
20:22Can we please?
20:24Actually, my sheets felt a little cold.
20:26Can you put them in the dryer and warm them?
20:29Are you joking, Alicia?
20:31I absolutely can't do that, though.
20:34We are.
20:34We are.
20:38Good night, ladies.
20:39I'll see you in the morning.
20:40Good night.
20:40Good night.
20:43It's like a whole day's list of work.
20:46You're joking.
20:51All right.
20:57The list I've been given is actually impossible.
21:00My day's been so hectic physically, mentally.
21:03And, of course, my boyfriend's doing nothing but texting me this whole charter.
21:10I'm trying to function, but I'm, like, I'm malfunctioning.
21:13You can't be back a house, front a house, everything house.
21:17It needs to be understood that there's things that can't be done in the day by one person.
21:41Patrou, how do you have your coffee?
21:43Oh, a little bit of justice in it.
21:45Jeez, what laws are we breaking around here?
21:52There she is.
21:53What's going on, my little dull face?
21:55Sleep all right?
21:57Yeah, with your love inside of my head.
22:01May it be the first of many nights, Ben.
22:04Oh, f***ing sakes.
22:13Well, that's still going to happen.
22:15Pissed me off.
22:17Oh, hello.
22:18Morning, morning.
22:20What the f***?
22:21Alicia and Mike, all they needed to do was follow instructions.
22:25I feel like I'm the only one that actually cares.
22:28I'm supposed to be Daisy's right hand, but I'm handcuffed to twiddle-dumb and twiddle-dumber.
22:36I'm over this now.
22:37Are you keen for tonight?
22:38I cannot wait.
22:41I'm doing a little, like, sharp espresso.
22:44What time are you going to bed?
22:45Hi, Tina.
22:46Mike, good morning.
22:47They're 12, but I'm up for 6.
22:48I don't know, I'm just asking because, like, the boat's a mess.
22:52I only had an hour's break.
22:53I had an hour's break.
22:54I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
22:55We all did.
22:56We all were running on empty.
22:59You're arguing with me?
23:01I'm just saying, just take initiative to do things.
23:04Did I do it on the start?
23:06Because I've literally just had barely no sleep.
23:08That's just how I feel in the morning when I wake up to a dirty boat as well.
23:13But there's more than just one person on the boat than just me.
23:15Whatever.
23:16Okay, Jenna.
23:19What a great morning, guys.
23:21Great morning.
23:22Great start.
23:24People are sleeping, Mike.
23:26What the hell?
23:34Hello!
23:35Hey, gorgeous.
23:36How you doing?
23:36Great.
23:37How are you?
23:38Am I?
23:39You okay?
23:40Yeah.
23:40How are you doing?
23:41I'm okay.
23:42I'm too tired.
23:43I am tired.
23:44I'm all right.
23:45And now, as of like...
23:46Anything we can do, just tell me.
23:48No, no, no, no, we're good.
23:49We're good.
23:53Morning.
23:54This morning's not a good morning for me.
23:57I don't know.
23:57Why?
23:57What's not happening?
23:58This boat was a mess when I woke up.
24:01Was it?
24:02Kind of waxed.
24:03Like, everywhere the bar had two champagnes open.
24:08Jenna comes in and she went,
24:10but I've asked you to do that.
24:11I've asked you to do that last night.
24:12Use your initiative.
24:13I'm like, I know, Jenna, but like, yesterday,
24:16I only got an hour's break and I worked 16 hours.
24:18All this chart, I've had me head down, I've grafted.
24:20And you're still complaining.
24:22I've asked Mike for one thing to do.
24:25F***ing Christ.
24:26Mike, Mike, Daisy,
24:28can you come to the crew mess?
24:30Copy.
24:36Mike, you're going to help me.
24:37The boat's a f***ing mess.
24:39There's s*** tons of cutlery to go away.
24:41I've just put all that cutlery away upstairs, you know.
24:43No, you didn't.
24:44I'm not a baby, Daisy.
24:45I'm just saying.
24:46Mike.
24:47I know what I'm doing.
24:47The boat's a f***ing mess.
24:49I know, but honestly,
24:49if I had the time to get the job finished...
24:51Well, then what's all this cutlery doing there?
24:53I didn't finish the job.
24:54You just said I put all that cutlery away.
24:56No, the cutlery in the bowl.
24:57I feel like I'm being used as an easy target
24:59for people to go,
25:00why isn't that done, Mike?
25:01Why isn't that done?
25:01Why isn't that...
25:02Even the smaller night I woke up,
25:03the first thing Jenna says is,
25:04why isn't that done?
25:05We'll talk about that,
25:06but I'm f***ing fuming about the way the boat is left.
25:08I don't care about the cutlery in the bowl.
25:11Yeah.
25:11I just want...
25:12I get all the cutlery done.
25:13No problem.
25:14I appreciate that.
25:15Hi, Daisy.
25:16Hi, how are you?
25:18Good.
25:19The boat was a mess this morning.
25:21A mess?
25:22Yeah.
25:22I can't tell you how overwhelmed I felt
25:25with the list I had.
25:26Okay.
25:26I left...
25:27I left you in a pretty good state.
25:29Like, you pretty much had no plates left to clean
25:32or cutlery.
25:34Um...
25:34What's wrong?
25:35What's wrong?
25:35No, I was just...
25:36No, I was just wondering.
25:37Are you okay?
25:38You look upset.
25:38No, I feel like I'm going to cry
25:39because I genuinely couldn't do any more
25:42than I could do.
25:42I was, like, calling myself to bed.
25:45It's okay.
25:45No, it's fine.
25:47It was such a long day.
25:49Go and get a coffee.
25:50It was too much.
25:50Go sit down and get a coffee.
25:51No, no, no.
25:52You take a minute.
25:53There's a coffee upstairs.
25:54I don't know what the f*** happened last night,
25:56but I really see that Alicia is about to crack
25:59and I need her to keep working.
26:01Like, I'm a firm believer in you have to change
26:03your management staff for the individual
26:05and Alicia is quite sensitive.
26:07But with Mike speaking to me in that manner,
26:10no siree, I will not be having it.
26:14Do your best.
26:15That's all you can do.
26:17Deck team, let's get ready to lift anchor.
26:19Copy.
26:20Morning.
26:21Hello.
26:22Did you want to order omelettes?
26:23Yes.
26:24I'm here.
26:24Anchor on the water line.
26:26You have seven omelette orders.
26:29Is that it?
26:30I was expecting 12.
26:31Anchor in the pocket.
26:34Copy that.
26:36Daisy, Daisy, we're doing this right now, boo-boo, okay?
26:39This is this.
26:40This is a beautiful Hudson Valley duck breast.
26:43This is a chickpea.
26:46Spiced patty.
26:47Okay, I'm going to need that feta.
26:48Come on, bubbies.
26:49Feta.
26:49Okay, hold on, baby.
26:51Please.
26:52Okay, I'm just brought the feta.
26:53You're fine.
26:54She fine.
26:55Right, I get it.
26:56Oh my God.
26:58Where's the feta?
26:59It's right over there.
27:00Thanks, hon.
27:01They don't like to take you.
27:03There you go.
27:04Alicia meant it when she said she was clumsy.
27:06I'm for a lot of reading.
27:08Daisy, are we able to use Mike for docking?
27:11Copy.
27:12F*** me.
27:13Drop all fenders, please.
27:15Copy.
27:15Ready on forward deck.
27:17After deck, can I swing?
27:18Clear to swing.
27:19Forward side quarter is in line with the starboard dock.
27:2350 meters to come astern.
27:24Sending, leading spring now.
27:27Perfect, mate.
27:28Sending our crossover.
27:30Perfect.
27:30Done.
27:31Right.
27:32Thank you very much, guys.
27:33Well done.
27:34That was great.
27:34All crew, get in your watch.
27:36Okay.
27:37We saw and we caught her.
27:42Why can't they tell me?
27:43I just bring you some feedback forms.
27:45And there's a box on the bar.
27:46You can leave them in.
27:48You're very welcome.
27:49What are you doing?
27:50Thank you, baby.
27:52Oh, and you smell good.
27:52I'm going to smell good, too.
27:54I'm going to go for baby prostitute this time.
27:57Marshmallow and sugar.
28:00Get up there, Jenna.
28:02Come on.
28:02Woo!
28:03All right, let's do this.
28:05So you?
28:06We're coming.
28:08Woo!
28:09Thank you so much.
28:10Thank you so much.
28:11Come on.
28:12I enjoyed seeing you.
28:13Thank you so much.
28:14Good road.
28:15Love you.
28:16We appreciate you.
28:18Okay.
28:18You guys, I can honestly say, my friends and I, we've done a lot of travels.
28:23We've been a lot of places, and this has been one of our greater experiences.
28:27First of all, Ben.
28:28One time for Ben, you guys.
28:30The food was absolutely phenomenal.
28:33We're so appreciative and so grateful.
28:35Thank you so much.
28:36Thank you so much.
28:36Cheers.
28:37Bye, everybody.
28:38Take care.
28:39Take care.
28:40Black girls shouting.
28:42Done.
28:42Let's clean up the rest of the garbage.
28:44Let's get in our blues.
28:45Get reset.
28:46Let's go.
28:47Let's go.
28:50Okay.
28:54Are you pooey?
28:56Yes.
28:57Fair enough.
28:58What have you done here?
28:59That's a lot of hairspray.
29:01F***ing hell.
29:02Why?
29:02That's a lot of hairspray.
29:04Don't encourage talking.
29:09She loves it.
29:13Here it is, the primary mecca.
29:15Overall experience, five stars.
29:17Daisy was amazing.
29:18We love Ben.
29:19Dining and beverage, five stars.
29:21Is there anything the crew could improve on?
29:24Alyssa should smile more.
29:26They don't like to take you.
29:28There we go.
29:29Alicia.
29:30Girl, let me come now.
29:31I felt she was stressed.
29:33Just pizza.
29:34What else would you like, though?
29:35No, no, no.
29:36I just was asking.
29:38Not good.
29:40Attention all crew.
29:41Meet in the main salon immediately for a tip meeting.
29:44Copy.
29:45Let's get this money.
29:47I'm going to feed up now.
29:49Hi, hi.
29:50We're going to the beach club tonight.
29:52Yeah, tonight's team is a white party.
29:53It's a dress and white.
29:54Thanks, Leigh.
29:55All crew, all crew, all crew.
29:59Tip meeting.
30:01Charter number three.
30:02Ben, honestly, a six-course meal.
30:04Well done.
30:05Whoever's on night shifts, I've noticed pizza and stuff on the table.
30:08It's not acceptable.
30:10I think you guys need to step up.
30:12But the total tip was 28,000.
30:17Yay!
30:212,100 each.
30:22Oh, that was close.
30:24That was good.
30:25Yeah, there you go.
30:27Um, look, the helmet's got to go somewhere.
30:29Who left all the pizza out in the bar, Daisy?
30:31Alicia.
30:32Alicia!
30:33It was my shot!
30:35Yeah, but don't leave it out for the guests.
30:36Stop leaving things around like a little rat.
30:38I'm so glad that's not me.
30:40Again.
30:41Behave yourselves tonight.
30:42Have fun.
30:43Thank you very much.
30:44Let's get into it.
30:45Have a great week.
30:55F*** me.
30:55It's hot today.
30:58F***ing hell.
30:59It's hot in here.
31:04Babes, please clean this.
31:06Please, please, babes.
31:07I'll give you a lay day tomorrow.
31:14Um...
31:14All right, baby.
31:16Oh, okay.
31:22Daisy, Daisy, are you about?
31:24It's Ben.
31:25Anyone got eyes on Daisy?
31:27Yeah, I go for Daisy.
31:29Can I have a lie down?
31:30Have a bath.
31:31The guest corner looks just naked.
31:33I've had like four hours sleep in the last three nights.
31:36Oh, my gosh.
31:37Yeah, go ahead.
31:39Nice.
31:47What the f***?
31:51Can't mentally handle cleaning.
31:54Everything looks bright.
31:55You're screwed on for the day.
31:56Yay!
31:58I'm so tired.
32:10Oh, it's a lot of good time.
32:14Are you okay?
32:15I've just finished work.
32:17Oh, it's hard.
32:18Oh, my gosh.
32:19I know.
32:20It's lost.
32:20I saw Ben in a bathtub just washing out of the room.
32:25So I've been cleaning up again on my own this entire time.
32:27I kind of feel like I'm getting a bit exploited in there.
32:30Well, yeah, that's not okay.
32:32Cleaning's part of the job.
32:34We're one team and we work together.
32:37We both worked equally as hard.
32:39I'm already at my limits just managing all of his mood swings.
32:43And for him to leave me to work on my own as he's out there relaxing,
32:48Ben is very close to pushing me over the edge.
32:51I'm doing my best to remain professional.
32:53Yeah.
32:53And I just put my head down.
33:08Oh, I need to call my boyfriend.
33:10The thing is, I literally just felt to make my day easier.
33:13I just have attention.
33:15Whatever that means.
33:16Good.
33:21Hello.
33:22Hey, darling.
33:23I just want to say that I loved you.
33:24And I was thinking of you.
33:26That's very nice.
33:27I see you.
33:27There are a few things I probably should talk to you about
33:29in terms of, like, what life is like on the boat and stuff.
33:33And what is that?
33:34Well, no, no, no, nothing.
33:35It's just, I mean, I think probably because I'm quite a flirty character,
33:39but you know that I wouldn't ever do anything.
33:42Okay.
33:43I feel like you've got to say something else, but no.
33:45No, no, that's it.
33:47Like, they know that if I flirt with them
33:49or, like, if we're just having, like, quick banter,
33:51that that's all it is.
33:52But you know the way I am,
33:53but, like, just know that, like, nothing would ever happen.
33:56It sounds like you're saying stuff, but you're not saying stuff.
33:58No, I'm trying to not make it seem worse than it is,
34:01but I'm just letting you know that I'm,
34:03maybe I'm trying to, I'm going to reel in any kind of,
34:05I've squashed every bit of,
34:09like, anyone else's thoughts, processes behind it.
34:12Oh, my God.
34:13What am I listening to?
34:15Alicia's straight up lying through his teeth.
34:18I kind of feel bad.
34:20This poor boy, he doesn't even know what he's dealing with.
34:23I do need to go, though.
34:24I love you.
34:25Sweetie too, love you, babe.
34:26Love you, bye.
34:30Yeah, white party.
34:33Oh, my God.
34:34How are your boobs going to fit in?
34:35That one literally must just cover your nipples.
34:38Just two f***ing broad lads.
34:41Just two men filled with testosterone.
34:44Now I'm back to stage one with Jenna.
34:46That's the fun of it.
34:47The chase is on.
34:49Oh, yeah.
34:49I love my chest.
34:52Oh, f*** it.
34:53Let's go!
34:55Did someone see a white party today?
34:58Ooh.
35:02Come on, let's go.
35:04Good evening.
35:05Welcome to Ternigan's restaurant and bar.
35:07So we have your table set and ready.
35:09Thank you so much.
35:11Margarita, please.
35:12Margarita.
35:13Hey, Ellie, can we sit here?
35:14Get away from those boys.
35:16What are you having?
35:17I'm going to have the pane aburrata with chicken peas.
35:21I'll have a spaghetti aburrata.
35:26It's going to be a good party tonight.
35:28Oh, I'm going to be shaking my knees.
35:31What's going on here?
35:34No one's left a helmet before.
35:36Alicia.
35:37God's sakes, if anyone would leave, it would be her.
35:41Like that.
35:41Do you like guys who want to?
35:44Do you wear rings?
35:45Yeah.
35:46Holy mother of f***ing Christ.
35:47I wish I had like more manly hands.
35:51Yeah.
35:52I think it would be a big insecurity to me.
35:54Really?
35:54Yeah.
35:55Used to be my legs.
35:56I hate my hands.
35:58When we're married in 20 years' time, you're not going to care.
36:02Thank you, thank you, thank you.
36:04Wow.
36:05What have you got?
36:06It's spaghetti.
36:07Want to taste?
36:10Eddie.
36:10Try that.
36:11Number one?
36:13Try it.
36:14You will not get another slice because I know how good it is.
36:17Want to the milk pizza.
36:19I prefer my pizza.
36:21Hey.
36:22Are you f***ing kidding me?
36:24Eddie and Alicia should just bloody well be together.
36:27Like, is it worth me fighting at this point?
36:31You okay?
36:32Yeah.
36:32Oh, the boss.
36:33Hey, Jenna.
36:34Can you sit with us?
36:36Yeah.
36:37Thank you, darling.
36:39So sweet.
36:41Yeah, I know.
36:42What's going on?
36:43You're so sweet.
36:44You know that?
36:45You're so sweet.
36:46You look so beautiful right now.
36:49Thanks, darling.
36:52You little Angela.
36:53Gorge, Bob.
36:57I'm so confused.
36:59No, it's fine.
37:00She's laughing.
37:01To the little.
37:03It's tough being a stand-up.
37:05Okay.
37:07Yeah, it's fine.
37:09I'd rather just keep quiet.
37:11It's all right.
37:12You're the best of both worlds.
37:13Thank you, buddy.
37:22Oh, my God.
37:23Look who it is.
37:25No.
37:29Never in the history of the helmet has it ever been left.
37:33Guys, come on.
37:36Thank you, Jason.
37:37I'm sorry.
37:38You having a good night?
37:40Yeah.
37:40Yeah?
37:40It did not go with my outfit, but I actually think it adds to it.
37:44Right, I'm going home.
37:45Bye.
37:46Bye, guys.
37:47Who's ready for a white party, baby?
37:50Woo!
37:51Come, let's go.
37:53No.
37:59Yum, yum, yum, yum.
38:01Yum, yum, yum, yum.
38:02Where did the meow, meow come from?
38:03I can't learn by heart.
38:05This song.
38:06I just replaced the words with meow.
38:09That's how it comes from.
38:15Let's go.
38:16Let's go.
38:16Where the fudge are we?
38:22Woo!
38:25Nice job!
38:32I got it!
38:34I got it.
38:36I got it.
38:36I got it.
38:37I got it.
38:45And you know that's going to be difficult for me,
38:48being a romantic at heart.
38:49But Jenna and I do have chemistry, for sure.
38:52It's actually quite refreshing to feel valued
38:55by the opposite sex.
38:58I'm just getting my mojo bag, babies.
39:17Oh, yeah, girls!
39:27I'm fine. Stop the dropping.
39:29You're in good hands, love.
39:30The more time I spend with Joao,
39:33for sure, he's more attractive.
39:35For me, I definitely build attraction through friendship.
39:39I almost wish I could be more initially attracted.
39:43It would probably make dating a lot easier
39:45instead of me dating all my friends and losing them.
39:47I enjoy working with Joao.
39:49We have a friendship there.
39:51But yeah, it never ends well.
39:53I'm here to work.
39:54I don't need that in my life.
40:03It's not likely for me to be turned down,
40:06but we'll see where things go.
40:08Nobody can resist this beautiful swan.
40:13I love what you're wearing tonight.
40:21Thank you so much.
40:22I'm so good.
40:24Get in, Daisy, before we bang your bum.
40:27That's the most action I've had in four months.
40:32Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
40:33You've known South America with me.
40:34Yeah, but all the fucking sexy, fucking Latinos.
40:38It's not nearly the same as the South African girls.
40:41Whatever.
40:42Yeah, but...
40:43I just said that, and the benefit of you,
40:45thank you very much.
40:46Long night.
40:46No, listen.
40:48Yeah, Eddie should...
40:48Eddie.
40:48I'm not stupid.
40:50At the same time, Eddie, like...
40:53I know you're drunk and whatever,
40:55and you don't want to stand the point.
40:57I actually think you like Eddie.
40:58If you like Eddie, though, just admit the word.
41:00I'd be like, you know what?
41:01Let's try and make this room out.
41:01I like Jenna.
41:02There's me admitting it right now.
41:04You messaged my roommate.
41:06Stop!
41:07Stop!
41:08Stop!
41:08Stop!
41:10I'm taking the piss.
41:11Oh, you're taking the piss?
41:13Yes.
41:13Would you not say I dropped Jenna like it's hot
41:16in order to get with you?
41:18I haven't...
41:18I did not say that.
41:19You didn't?
41:19No, I haven't not said that.
41:21I know the fucking words,
41:22because I read the text messages.
41:24Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:25Show me the text, show mania.
41:28Come on, give it to me.
41:30I'd make you so embarrassed to read them back.
41:32I actually want to throw that up.
41:34She knew we kissed,
41:35because we had a whole conversation about it.
41:38Why would she...
41:39You put it in such words to manipulate our whole story.
41:42Okay, okay, okay.
41:42Because she actually likes you,
41:44and you like her.
41:46And that's the fucking issue.
41:48You're putting me in the fucking middle.
41:50I don't want to.
41:50I'm not anybody's middle man to make anybody jealous.
41:54No, I don't want to.
41:54You can have your shit with Alicia,
41:56and she will do the same to you.
41:58There's nothing romantic gonna go on between us,
42:01because you burnt it the first day
42:03we ever, ever, ever tried.
42:06The intercom station.
42:07That's it.
42:07I'm done with it.
42:09Piss me off.
42:11Next, on Below Deck Down Under,
42:13Charter Four.
42:14Four-day Charter.
42:15The group would like the pride celebration.
42:17The queen has arrived.
42:20No!
42:21We've gone medical.
42:22You okay?
42:23No!
42:24And there's a fucking pussy whiner
42:25stuck to the wall.
42:27Let's speed that up, please love.
42:29Honey, honey, honey.
42:31If you ever call me honey,
42:32my name is Elena.
42:33You need to get this to organize.
42:34I am.
42:34This is your job.
42:35I didn't realize you were the head chef.
42:37I'm going to go look at the cap
42:38and I don't get .
42:39See me again.
42:39Bye!
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