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00:01This is not the name of the news.
00:02I'm gonna have to get paid for this.
00:03Kinda feel like I was made for this.
00:05It feels like I was made for it.
00:07I'm gonna have to say grace to this.
00:08Think I'm about to be late for this.
00:10She knows gone away for this.
00:11Take the pic but don't feel with this.
00:13I'm gonna have to say grace to this.
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this.
00:17Might have to swing by for this.
00:18She gon' at me on my rage.
00:20I understand that.
00:20You're not gonna get paid for this.
00:27Let's go, let's go.
00:31I was hoping that was something real and then I'm momentary intercourse
00:35I was hoping it was you, you might tell me that it's mine
00:38I was hoping that was something even I would keep me digging over time
01:01Femalicious, are you running for the doll?
01:04I know you must hate me but I just need you to understand
01:07Femfems, Femalimous, hate you
01:11You're not mad? No, of course not
01:13Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath
01:19Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head to head at the Hustings
01:30But I warn you, I play dirty
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see
01:57Dirty how?
01:57Dirty how?
02:09Fuck
02:14Fuck.
02:17Felix.
02:18Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself.
02:20Look, I already apologized to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:24but just don't be wasting my time.
02:26Exams start soon.
02:27Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:28I don't care, but just don't play with my work.
02:31I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better.
02:43First-hand sources and documents, courtesy of my godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59All right.
03:00No fucking about.
03:01You've got to get this done by today.
03:03Preferably by six.
03:04Great.
03:04I'm going to go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:08Be to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:35What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest, so you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote
03:45for Mimi.
03:46A chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar, thank you very much.
03:49Get out, my voice.
03:51Ouch-a!
03:52Femi for Dom.
03:54Say cheese for cheddar.
03:57Get cheddar started.
03:59Make sure you'll be straight for cheddar for life.
04:23Oh, God, yeah, you look like Beth.
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26I can't win this.
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:29I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:31He's bribing people for the vote.
04:32What?
04:33Bun-sized dairy snacks?
04:35No, I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:36Hi, ladies.
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49Okay, well, I...
04:53What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's gonna find out that I've lied.
04:56I've already told them I've got an internship.
04:58I'm sure they'll understand.
04:59You don't know my family.
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:05If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:16Oh, Jesus.
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Musqueo natural.
05:22I like it.
05:23You have not a chance to shout.
05:24It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:27No way.
05:28Wait, so the peaches are, like...
05:29Dead.
05:30Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God.
05:31I'm so happy for you.
05:32Is this it?
05:32Hey, hey, hey.
05:33It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am, and...
05:43That isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me.
05:50I did.
05:51Snap.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just, I'm so proud of you, seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited.
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do.
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:03Don't pull it into place.
06:04Oh, my God, we should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:09Imagine two queer, black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art show over the
06:16magic of that face.
06:25Toby, we need to talk.
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate.
06:29Urgent revision.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abby.
06:33It's me again.
06:35Listen, uh, there's really low availability on these economy flights, and I can't afford
06:39these business class flights.
06:40So, uh, call me back.
06:42Toby!
06:42What?
06:43You're looking fine!
06:44Fine, boy!
06:45What?
06:45No pimple.
06:46Like your dimple, simple.
06:48Has anyone told you you're looking fine today?
06:49A few people.
06:50Okay, listen.
06:51Move, man.
06:51I'm booking flights.
06:52You going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me, what do you want?
06:54So, uh, it turns out, being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most likeable person?
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:04I know.
07:04Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do.
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job, and...
07:13Oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move up my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point.
07:28Alright.
07:28What are you talking about?
07:28Air miles.
07:29London to Lagos.
07:30Family of four.
07:32Twice a year.
07:33My dad has thousands.
07:33So what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the Don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few.
07:40Which means I can slip a few to you.
07:46Two hours.
07:47I'll help you.
07:49Yeah?
07:50Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Oh my god.
07:52What are you doing?
07:52What are you doing?
07:53What are you doing?
07:53What are you doing?
07:54What are you doing?
07:54What are you doing?
07:55What are you doing?
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12It's...
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:19Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39C supplements.
08:40They're caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:49Uh...
08:50761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Want some?
09:07Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry.
09:15You know, for being at your yard and treating like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but...
09:22That's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologizing for calling him a dickhead.
09:36You know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me.
09:46But...
09:47It was just about the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:07God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:09What a tragedy.
10:10Yeah, I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:18After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah.
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Mabel has cupcakes, Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind.
10:41So, everything rests on my hustings speech.
10:43Which, I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
10:48That x-factor.
10:50That...
10:51Tobyism.
10:52Right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
10:55But...
10:56We'll try. Let's see what you got.
10:58So, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:02So, I'm gonna start with a joke.
11:07Knock, knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there.
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say...
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening because I'm bored.
11:35It's about presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students gonna make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:50Pick up your top lip.
11:52You're the actor.
11:53Okay?
11:54You might not be confident, but you can...
11:57You know?
11:58I don't know.
11:59Act.
11:59Like a confidant.
12:00How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:16My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:19And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gum fingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again?
12:26All right.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds.
12:35You're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment.
12:37You're in a trouble zone.
12:40Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay, can I hear it?
12:49Yeah, sure.
12:52Okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies,
12:58economies, and cultures.
12:59Mm-hmm.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves while impoverishing local
13:05populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:14I thought you only cited the quote.
13:17Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:20Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:27Um...
13:28Not on this page.
13:29Not on this page.
13:31This stuff is my own.
13:34This is mostly AIs.
13:35AI?
13:36Bro.
13:36Yeah.
13:37You can't be using AI.
13:37They will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot.
13:50I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52I just need some massaging.
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me.
13:55Um...
13:55And...
13:56I'll have a play around with it.
13:57Okay?
14:26Wait, what?
14:28I don't know how that got there.
14:29Right.
14:29Open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Hey!
14:34Just what the doctor ordered them.
14:37Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:39And we're done with him.
14:40Everybody out with none.
14:43Come on.
14:45Go.
14:48Bye.
14:54You're right.
14:57I'm not sick.
14:59Who is sick?
14:59We're not sick.
14:59We're gave some time.
15:00We're not sick.
15:02We're not sick at all.
15:03We're not sick.
15:06We're not sick.
15:09But I can't lie to us, wait some things or something, because it's been hella fun getting it.
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:18Yo, Leo, come here.
15:22What?
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi out.
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now, so...
15:26Yeah, I can't, because I'm busy.
15:27Are you okay?
15:29No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
15:34So just ditch him.
15:35I can't, we're being marked and working together, plus...
15:38I can't feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy, a spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know, I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're gonna do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do, and I even said I was gonna meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Just get...
16:07No, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me.
16:15I've got shit to do.
16:15But Leah, look...
16:16No butts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Thank you, goodbye.
16:21I know.
16:21Let's just go.
16:22Okay, visual's sorted.
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here.
16:27I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part.
16:32You can just leave me with it.
16:33I promise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Cool.
16:36Go ahead.
16:40I'll see you later.
17:06Here we go.
17:08Here we go.
17:08You good?
17:09Right, settle down.
17:10Settle down.
17:12Settle down.
17:13Good to come.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy.
17:34We're choosing the Dominus Calumet.
17:36Well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However...
17:41Kids!
17:42See me afterwards, Quentin.
17:44However, becoming the Dominus Calumet is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honour.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony,
17:55but you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:04I'm not.
18:05I'm not.
18:10I'm not.
18:13I'm not.
18:14I'm not.
18:14I'm not.
18:14Gentlemen, boys, and thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the Hastings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calumet.
18:28the first to receive
18:29cheers
18:31I've already got some but thanks Quentin
18:33the first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins
18:36but first a few words
18:38from our candidate
18:45my best friend Leah
18:47and my girlfriend Devanye
18:49for checking my privilege
18:50you took a flawed acorn
18:53and turned her into a fully fledged ally tree
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group
19:04into the future with diversity
19:05and are you playing me off?
19:08well I did just say a few words
19:15not to mention
19:16I know how to throw a lovely good party
19:20to vote for any of my competitors
19:23cheese boy
19:25lemme
19:26or the ginger
19:27would be a vote for mediocrity
19:30but I'll let you decide
19:33thank you
19:37thank you
19:39chaplain jones
19:40you have my vote
19:42up next
19:43we have
19:43semi
19:44femi
19:45oh sorry
19:46femi adibayo
19:56hello ladies and gentlemen
19:57my name is femi adibayo
19:59and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your domino's kalami
20:04some of you may see this as a position
20:08as a popularity contest
20:12but what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations
20:18of some foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever
20:29wow that was uninspiring
20:33up next we have
20:35jol
20:36johnny
20:44let's get a round of applause for our very own semi-femi yeah
20:49yeah
20:50yeah
20:51I mean
20:53bit of a shaky speech there
20:54he gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub
20:57rather than a dom
21:00yeah I'm joking
21:01I'm joking
21:01I mean nice effort
21:03I mean that's femi all over isn't it really
21:05resilient
21:07resourceful
21:07I know that
21:08better than anyone
21:09like the time
21:10he forgot to pack boxes so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week
21:15yeah
21:16no I know gross
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine
21:22which is not unusual for femi
21:25before you know it he's walking like you
21:28he's talking like you
21:29and he's dressing like you
21:31if you don't have a personality
21:33you just take someone else's
21:35isn't that right
21:37semi-femi
21:46what else
21:47oh yes
21:49vote for me
22:03so I think we've got all the information we need
22:06and now it's time
22:08to VARGE
22:10yeah
22:11no
22:13we have Gary
22:26everything
22:27everyone
22:30let me tell you
22:38come on
22:40please
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41All right, cool.
22:42At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I gotta go.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro.
22:45Oh my.
22:46Cast your vote, man.
22:49Your snake.
22:51Snake in it, man.
22:52Mr. States.
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:55This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology,
22:59because I'm studying the cortisol levels
23:01under high pressure situations,
23:03so this is actually, yeah, it's good for that.
23:04Well, I was gonna pop this in your pigeon hole.
23:09Sorry, miss, sorry, excuse me.
23:11Um, are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:24I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers,
23:28distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, that's not, that's not true.
23:30I've been, I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33I just...
23:35Hobi,
23:36have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why are you not?
23:40Because unless you pick it up,
23:41you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:46Let this be a wake-up call.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15He said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library,
24:31but I have no choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
24:39Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening,
24:41but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do because if you did,
24:47you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today,
24:55just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol Uni,
25:00but that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
25:02and judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards.
25:04Are you going to leave now?
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:28Are you from Severston?
25:36Get him!
25:37Get him!
25:37How we do just change.
25:39Rude boy everyday family keep it easy.
25:40Runs up on the streets.
25:42Our hair fam everyday we keep it greasy.
25:44Mad B's telling me she loves the way that I move,
25:46but that is just sleazy.
25:47Me and you's not the same.
25:48But you can't imitate your baby.
25:58Alright, clear.
25:59Thanks.
26:00Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know.
26:02They can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo.
26:04Well, until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear.
26:13You know, just in case.
26:19Um.
26:21Do you want a drink?
26:22I brought in the fillier.
26:27Yeah, sure why not.
26:29No.
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones.
26:46Oh.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:57Move.
26:58Useless.
26:59Useless.
26:59And you know what Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Oh.
27:02Move.
27:03Move.
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time and then vote...
27:18Again.
27:19Fuck my life.
27:21Jesus.
27:23Oh.
27:24Well done.
27:26You made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just the mere tip.
27:33The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
27:41Shaft and ball?
27:42Yeah.
28:06I'm not going to go to Cambridge this year.
28:18I'm not going to go to Cambridge this year.
28:28Me.
28:29I.
28:30I.
28:30Had that choice.
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby or whatever.
28:34And now, it's looking like I haven't even got the option.
28:37What?
28:37It's a mock.
28:38I can bounce back.
28:40Jay.
28:40Even if I can scrape it back.
28:42I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights and all of that shit.
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now, so I don't even know what's going on.
28:50Fuck me, man.
28:51What if I've done all this just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man.
28:56It's Cambridge.
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro.
28:58If she don't understand, then I don't know, man.
29:01She will, though.
29:02You reckon?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Look, man.
29:05It's a big leap.
29:07But you have to face it.
29:08Even me coming here.
29:09Bro, I'm still feeling out of place and out of sort, but I'm glad I did it.
29:15Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure.
29:21Yo, people are moving, aren't they?
29:22So let me buy you back, yeah?
29:24Alright.
29:24Alright, he's it.
29:25In a bit.
29:34So this is it?
29:38Nah.
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh.
29:39I'm not laughing.
29:40It's shock, bro.
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way.
29:42Different emotions and sides in all of us.
29:45Fighting.
29:46Harmonizing simultaneously.
29:47Thanks.
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear.
29:50You can go now.
29:51I'm in no rush, bro.
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion.
29:59She said she had her shitload left over.
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.
30:04And they say romance is dead.
30:08So what's going on with you and Leah?
30:10We're just different people.
30:12Different priorities.
30:13If that makes sense.
30:14Yeah.
30:14Makes a lot of sense.
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing and he's great.
30:21Really lovely, in fact.
30:23And?
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars.
30:26What?
30:26In a good way?
30:27I keep hiding from him.
30:29I think I like him because he's safe.
30:33And I thought that was good for me because, you know, safe is my happy place.
30:35I love safe.
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is.
30:42I'm not full by the button up look.
30:45I think you're attracted to messiness.
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you.
30:50Wait, nah.
30:51I think it's you.
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket.
30:56Or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want.
31:02Mmm.
31:03Mmm.
31:04Mmm.
31:08Thank you, man.
31:10Of course.
31:11You're wise.
31:12I watch a lot of Right at First Sight with my grandma.
31:14Dad.
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro.
31:16I don't get it, nobody watches that.
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that?
31:20See you later, man.
31:31Oh, hi.
31:33Leah.
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...?
31:40For standing me up the other night.
31:42I'm sorry, Jang.
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing.
31:46But it was for a good reason, I promise.
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason,
31:49but then it turns out that he is a dickhead.
31:51You met up with someone else.
31:54Jang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism.
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding.
32:08Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job.
32:12And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.
32:16Sorry.
32:17Sorry.
32:17Are you even from here?
32:20Is that a phobic?
32:21Oh, that's not even a word.
32:22Yes, it is.
32:23And you're an idiot.
32:24Thank you very much.
32:25Objection!
32:25And overruled but sustained.
32:28Tramly!
32:29Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense.
32:31Like, because the dom has, like, like, like, never been a woman.
32:34So that would make it fair.
32:36Oh.
32:37Bless you.
32:38Pathetic.
32:39And this one.
32:40Look at him as the dom.
32:41Ugh.
32:42Stiff.
32:43Wooden.
32:44Lifeless.
32:45And those were just his King Lear reviews.
32:47Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults?
32:49Shut up, mate.
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way.
32:53Yeah.
32:53Thank you very much.
32:57Order.
32:58Order.
32:59Order.
32:59Adebayo.
33:01Yeah.
33:02I wore the same pants for a week.
33:05Yeah, I got pissed and pissed my bed and hid my sheets.
33:12Let's see, what else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.
33:19I piss sitting down.
33:23You'll probably tell them that I'm a virgin.
33:32So, beyond the put downs, you've got nothing.
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom, because it doesn't mean anything to you.
33:42Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.
33:51Well, it means something to me.
33:54I want to do our year justice.
33:57I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year, full of absolute legends.
34:07So, instead of voting for Mr. I don't really give a shit, vote for someone who does.
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbury!
34:43Yes!
34:46That's right!
34:4710 for these unlimited weapons for everyone!
35:18Hi!
35:20Uh...
35:21Hi, Abby.
35:23Um...
35:23You know what?
35:24I'm not sure.
35:25I'm not sure if we're still together.
35:27I hope we are.
35:30I just want to talk to you.
35:31I need to talk to you.
35:32It's about the travelling.
35:34Uh...
35:34I'm not sure where your head is at, with any of it, but...
35:42What are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time?
35:44No.
35:48It's just, uh...
35:51I've kind of left me on read for the past, like, three days.
35:57Yeah, I know.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:58Well, I was about to send you a message.
36:00Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge, and that you weren't
36:06going because of me, and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't.
36:10I can't.
36:11So...
36:11I think that's because I love you.
36:17You... you don't need to say it back.
36:20Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something.
36:33Yeah.
36:33Nah.
36:34Shit.
36:36Um...
36:39I love you, too.
36:44I...
36:50Papa love you.
36:54I love you.
37:05But...
37:06Cambridge...
37:08I don't know about you, but...
37:09I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:16Mean evil.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:52And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is...
37:57Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00I don't know.
38:01Honey, it's okay. I'm just fine.
38:02Remember, my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
38:08Which means the candidate in second place is...
38:17Tramley!
38:17Tramley!
38:19Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
38:23Femi Adebayo!
38:26What?
38:29Congratulations, Semi Femi!
38:36Well, come on up, dickhead.
38:55How?
38:56Did you do it?
38:57You were there.
38:59Confidence, character, and charisma.
39:01Come on.
39:02Nobody chose you over Glastow tickets.
39:04And they saw through your life.
39:05I wasn't lying.
39:07I have connects, and everyone in that room knows that.
39:10That's why something isn't adding up here.
39:13I smell a rat.
39:14Well, I know it's hard to accept, but...
39:17David beat Goliath.
39:20Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, Fem Fems, and I will find the truth!
39:25You trust me!
39:33Hey.
39:34Hear my man about hey, is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death?
39:39It is!
39:40So, are you going to tell us, or are you just gonna...
39:43Yeah, nah, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
39:47What?
39:49This.
39:55Everyone's showing their A-level pieces, and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.
40:00It gives, uh, I don't, uh...
40:03Leah?
40:03What is it?
40:06It's me.
40:07Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
40:12So, yeah.
40:14What do you think?
40:15It's giving me emotion sickness.
40:16We're not even moving.
40:18Look guys, Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
40:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I can't do
40:23it alone.
40:24You guys need to help, so we gotta do it now.
40:26I don't usually agree with Carol, but...
40:29I agree with Carol.
40:32Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
40:35You're lying.
40:36I mean, I thought you guys would come and help me out.
40:38This is us helping you.
40:39Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
40:43You know what, what do you know?
40:44You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
40:48He got your feelings for.
40:50You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
40:52Yo, take the best.
40:53And then you, Femi.
40:54You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
40:56No, I can't lie.
40:57No, no.
40:57What are you trying to say?
40:58You know what, guys.
41:00Guys.
41:01Can you guys please go?
41:02Omar, listen.
41:03Our bad...
41:03Yeah, please.
41:04In fact, get out.
41:06Cool.
41:07Bang off.
41:08Huh.
41:12WANGOFF
41:12WANGOFF
41:18WANGOFF
41:21WANGOFF
41:22WANGOFF
41:27WANGOFF
41:30WANGOFF
41:32Can't stop, can't stop
41:35You're sweet like sugar
41:37Let me taste your sugar
41:40You give it super, you give it, give it super
41:44Cause you're sweet like sugar
41:47Let me taste your sugar
41:49You give it super, you give it, give it super
41:55Tomato, can't catch me
41:59Sweet days of love, that's for saving me
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