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Il primo trailer di The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot ci presenta il personaggio del Cavaliere.
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00:04Musica
00:05Musica
00:05Musica
00:06Musica
00:07Oh
00:08Greetings gaming fans
00:10Sir Painhammer here
00:12I hope you don't have any chronic jaw problems
00:15Cause it's gonna be on the floor in a minute
00:18Ah
00:19Opulencia
00:20A hell of a kingdom
00:21A community based on an ancient code of honor
00:26Chivalry
00:26And beating people up to take their stuff
00:29Like from this guy
00:31Is poking that thing supposed to be scary or something?
00:34I don't even like puppet theater
00:37A man's gotta look his best
00:39To put some punishment out of these losers
00:42Let's do this thing
00:44I mean look at this
00:46I'm taking on eight dudes at once
00:48Boom
00:49Did you see that?
00:51That's the fire thing I do when I wanna kill everyone at sight
00:54Now I'm just gonna kick these guys in the face
00:56And I gotta date with this treasure chest baby
01:01Mother always says that a man's home
01:04Is his castle
01:06And what a castle it is am I right?
01:08I built that
01:09I'm just gonna go ahead and fill my zone
01:12With some badass minions
01:14And a few crazy death traps
01:16This thing is gonna be totally impregnable
01:20This thing is gonna be totally impregnable
01:20Look at all these idiots who got defeated
01:23My castle is totally amazing
01:26Hey wait a minute
01:27The archer
01:29That guy
01:31How did he even
01:32I don't know
01:33Let's watch this replay
01:35Look at this weirdo
01:37Prancing around in his little tights
01:40Little twinkle toes
01:42Oh what was that anyway?
01:44More like Farcher
01:46Am I right?
01:47You get it?
01:48That's it
01:49Dude's going down
01:51I feel like something might be missing
01:53Oh I don't know
01:54How about a gigantic ass spider
01:56With eight freaking swords for legs
01:59Ha ha
02:01Okay
02:01The gloves are coming off
02:03And you know what?
02:05So is everything else
02:06Woo
02:07Yeah
02:09Boom
02:10That's how you do it
02:12Suck on that archer
02:14You just got beaten
02:16By a man in his under
02:18U-M-G-E-R
02:21Underpants
02:21Ha!
02:22Now without further ado
02:24Drop the bass
02:26We on the grind
02:27Gotta get that money
02:28We talk now
02:29Gotta get that money
02:30You know my shit
02:31Gotta get that money
02:33Fuckin' shit
02:34Gotta get that money
02:35We on the grind
02:36Gotta get that money
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