00:08As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to dominate the world.
00:17And trust me when I say far back, I mean a very long way back.
00:27Like many children, I was born.
00:30I came to the world as a beautiful, innocent baby.
00:34And very soon, my immense powers invited envy.
00:39Next slide.
00:42Ah, joining the evil academy was the right decision.
00:45I even made some wonderful foes there.
00:48However, world domination does not come easily.
00:52Let me show you.
00:54First, I had to train myself.
01:01I started in the most basic of garments, strengthening my skills day after day.
01:10Then, I had to learn to protect what I had amassed.
01:22And numerous were the ones I defeated.
01:28Success played tricks on me.
01:33So, there were days of folly.
01:37But soon enough, I would get back on my feet.
01:47I became powerful, masterful, dominant, forceful, and downright sexy.
01:57Get ready, opulencia.
01:59For I am now ready to dominate the kingdom in the sky.
02:04Mwahahahaha!
02:06Oh, wait.
02:07I was going to say something else.
02:08Oh, yes.
02:09Run, you fools!
02:12That's a good one.
02:14That's a good one.
02:20Huh?
02:21What do you mean somebody already used that line?
02:23Can't be.
02:24I just made it up on the spot.
02:26Like that.
02:27My mind is quick like lightning.
02:41That's a good one.
02:42Okay.
02:43Bye bye.
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