00:01Well, it has been a chaotic night here on Monday Night Raw.
00:04An interesting article, King, I know you're gonna like this.
00:06In the current WWE Magazine, Candice was shotless in the ring.
00:10And there she's in a see-through bathroom.
00:12I need to order a couple of those.
00:13Look at those divas.
00:14I love the WWE Magazine.
00:17You gotta check that out.
00:20Check out Candice.
00:21Wow.
00:22Wow.
00:23What a great crowd tonight.
00:27You know, I've been reading Melina's blogs on WWE.com about Little Miss Playboys.
00:39And she says that Playboy cover girls can't compete with her in this ring.
00:46But I, myself, am a Playboy cover model.
00:51Oh, yes.
00:54And if she has a problem with women like me,
01:01then just come out here, Melina, and do something about it.
01:06Yeah.
01:08Candice, not beating around the bush, calling out Melina.
01:12Calling out the WWE Women's Champion, and there she is, the volatile Melina.
01:24Keep mouthing off Candice, because we all know the only reason that you still have a job here,
01:30is because you know how to take off your clothes.
01:38You're the kind of person that wants everybody here, and everyone around the world to see you naked.
01:46She says it like a bad thing.
01:49Yeah, that really pisses me off.
01:51And don't get me started on your GoDaddy.com dance.
01:55It makes me sick.
01:56It doesn't take that much talent to do this.
02:01Oh.
02:04Please, like any of you Playboy cover girls have any ability at all.
02:10Take Tori, I proved that last week.
02:13And you, definitely not, and I could prove that right now.
02:19And certainly not the current Playboy cover girl, Ashley.
02:24And I'm gonna prove that in two weeks.
02:27When I defend my Women's Championship at WrestleMania.
02:31There's a reason why I haven't been Playboy cover girl.
02:36Yeah, they have begged me month after month.
02:40And you know what, I think it's beneath me.
02:45It's totally beneath me.
02:47I turn them down.
02:50Really, Melina?
02:52From what I hear, you don't turn much of anything down.
02:59Wow.
03:01And you've been beneath every single guy in that locker room.
03:07Hey.
03:10So if you don't wanna take your clothes off for all these people, then I will.
03:16What?
03:19No titles on the line.
03:21It's just me and you, Melina.
03:23A bra and panties match, right now.
03:26Bra and panties match?
03:29Candice has challenged Melina for a bra and panties match.
03:33What about it, Melina?
03:36You're on.
03:37She's on.
03:38We're on.
03:39Bitch.
03:41My God, bra and panties.
03:43They're gonna get it on.
03:44Bra and panties.
03:47My goodness.
03:48We are live when the bra and panties match is in progress.
03:52Candice Michelle challenging the WWE Women's Champion, Melina.
04:01Melina with a handful of hair.
04:03This is a- Hey, hey, wait a minute.
04:04There's, Candice is, what we're seeing.
04:07Candice, I'm blocking that attempt to.
04:09We may see more than we bargained for here, JR.
04:11I'm just praying for a wardrobe malfunction.
04:16Certainly, Melina's got big issues with any female that's been on the cover of
04:21a Playboy magazine from the WWE.
04:24I don't know why, I have no problem with that.
04:26Look out here, look at this, how creative is that?
04:29That was creative, very creative, and there are the panties of Melina.
04:34And that means- She's gotta be embarrassed.
04:36Melina sliding through, taking down Candice.
04:39That means this match, this impromptu match is half over.
04:43I think it's great when our divas are in Playboy.
04:45God had wanted women to cover themselves and give them three hands.
04:49Look at this.
04:51And Melina, who will meet Ashley for the Women's Tile at WrestleMania.
04:56Candice, where's Candice Brock?
04:58So now we're up.
05:02There's a pink center.
05:04Huh?
05:08Candice, Michelle.
05:09Nice move.
05:11Nice snap there by Candice, and Candice-
05:14Candice about to win this thing.
05:15If Candice can take the Melina's top ball, Candice wins this bra and panties match.
05:22And this is an added bonus here tonight.
05:24You're not kidding, what a bonus.
05:25Look at that, I'll tell you, I love Red.
05:28Well, Melina, I mean, you know she's been pretty much dogging our divas that have
05:34come here in Playboy, and on the covers, Candice, Tori, and of course now Ashley.
05:39Look at this move.
05:40Hey, wait a minute.
05:42Melina was going for the panties, and exposed her head, and in the Kodak moment.
05:51And the hole is broken in the ropes.
05:56Well, both of these divas just have to remove one more of their opponent's attire,
06:00one more piece of attire.
06:01Nice kick right to the side of the head from Candice, and here comes the toe.
06:07Remember last week, it was Melina who took care of Tori Wilson, another playboy,
06:13playmate, cover girl, I should say, and hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:18Man.
06:18They're not just panties, it's a thong, JR.
06:21The Barracuda wins it again.
06:23The winner of this match, the WWE Women's Champion, Melina.
06:28Well, we're the winners here, Candice stripped down to her bra and panties.
06:33And Melina, and there's Ashley.
06:38Hey, it's Ashley!
06:39We saw the feature earlier tonight of Ashley, who we normally see on Friday night's SmackDown,
06:46but Ashley, Walker, with a purpose to the ring, will meet Melina for the women's title at
06:52WrestleMania, and gracing the cover of Playboy this month, and now gracing us with her presence.
06:58Maybe Ashley's got a few words to say to Melina about Melina's blogs.
07:08Melina loved the trash talk, didn't she?
07:10There's tension here between this.
07:12It's too long, down stairs.
07:15Action speaks louder than words, and here's Melina down to her bra and panties.
07:20Melina right back to her bra and panties.
07:22Ashley, you're my new hero.
07:25And Melina has been humiliated and embarrassed by Ashley.
07:31Yes, Ashley cannot.
07:36What the hell?
07:37What is this?
07:39We know what it is.
07:41It's a large human being by the name of the great Pauli.
07:45And then Ashley- Ashley, I was about to take it out of the ring, but
07:48Melina just jumped Ashley from behind.
07:52Melina jumping indeed.
07:53These girls need to get out of the ring.
07:56Melina assaulting Ashley from behind.
07:59And Melina keeping a wary eye on the seven foot three-
08:03Get out of the ring, girls.
08:0420 pound great Pauli, who's here for God knows what reason.
08:10He's had his issues with Kane in recent weeks.
08:13We know that's-
08:15God almighty freak, monster.
08:18Melina leaving Ashley in the ring, but
08:22the great Pauli's focus in recent weeks has been on Kane.
08:29Melina looks like she's hurt.
08:31She's done a good thing.
08:32Yeah, but look at, my God.
08:34Pauli's focus right now is on Ashley.
08:36And that poor young lady scared to death.
08:38Come on.
08:39Ashley scared to death.
08:41What the hell is Pauli doing?
08:42What is he doing?
08:43This is not right, King.
08:44No, no.
08:45It's not right, King.
08:46It's not right at all.
08:47Well, I'm gonna tell you something, JR.
08:51I may get my ass beat, but I can't stand here and watch this.
08:59My Hall of Fame partner, Jerry Lawler, leaving the announced position.
09:03And the King going right downstairs on the great Pauli.
09:09The King not gonna stand idly by.
09:11My God, look at that giant hand of the great Pauli around the throat of soon to be
09:18Hall of Famer, Jerry the King Lawler.
09:20My God, my God, the King, I think has sacrificed himself to save Ashley.
09:28And the great Pauli, who he knows on a collision course with Kane,
09:33has just chokeslammed my broadcast partner, Jerry the King Lawler.
09:43King will a great surprise for you someday.
09:47The King is back now.
09:53Yeah, my God!
09:59No!
10:01No!
10:02No!
10:02No!
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10:05No!
10:06No!
10:06No!
10:07No!
10:08The King, no!
10:08No!
10:08No!
10:23No!
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