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Stan vs. Joan, 11/73
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00:05it's time to spice up your Saturday with game show Saturday night tonight the pyramid show
00:11that started it all the $10,000 pyramid you're taking a picnic yeah things you're wearing your
00:28hand things go into bottles and glasses and things that break
00:50this is the $10,000 pyramid today's special guests are Sandy Duncan and Edward Asner
01:06your host is dick what do you weigh nowadays 99 he was flipping you around like you're well you're
01:24very strong man anyway have you had fun in the last four or five days I really have I have
01:30to tell you
01:30this is fun you're a very good game player well thank you I've enjoyed it you will return I will
01:35all right now we should touch upon the the special that was shot in London tell me who's in it
01:40and
01:40when we'll see it's Burt Baccarat January 8th or 9th with Roger Moore Jack Jones the Harlem Globetrotters
01:46and I sounds like a great show yeah a lot of dancing I got to do for change we look
01:51forward
01:51to in January yeah okay Stan Zicklin is your partner and Stan what kind of business are you in
01:56I'm a stockbroker all right sir please apply everything you have here this lady is a winner
02:01she's given away 10,000 of our dollars this week as has her opponent here Mr. Edward Asner
02:07touching very quickly upon tomorrow night of course it's the Mary Tyler Moore show
02:11you were on a movie of the week recently but a theatrical release is coming up
02:15right it's called The Wrestler should be out sometime in January
02:18a movie play the part of a powder puff what are you doing I'm a promoter in it I watch
02:26myself
02:26looking up all the time to these big behemoths is it comedy or drama oh there are there are comic
02:32touches in it but it's primarily concerned with the world of wrestling and the people involved in
02:36it and they're a fascinating group The Wrestler let's meet your partner Edward if we may her name
02:41is Joan Belafontein and uh I don't quite get my notes here what do you do I'm a teacher at
02:47a
02:47nursery school for blind children that's beautiful we thank you very much not only for that but for
02:52joining us here all right everybody um quickly take a look at the winner's circle that's where
02:56you want to head and to do that you work your way through the pyramid over here to the right
03:00and up
03:00there we have for your consideration who's our next contestant a soft touch the bible class the
03:05big wheels you can win them all and we've got your numbers Sandy Duncan you've been doing it all
03:09week would you do it again pick us a subject I think we'll try a soft touch soft touch it
03:14is
03:14describe for Stan these things that are soft these are soft things they'll come up on the screen one
03:19at a time 30 seconds if you goof along the way you'll hear the cuckoo bird and that means uh
03:24it
03:25doesn't count but don't ask then what it was all right things that are soft ready go all right this
03:30comes in a shell and you eat it with a horseradish it's some kind of sauce yes uh this is
03:36you lie down
03:37on a psychiatrist's office a couch uh this is uh she's very voluptuous she's italian and she speak
03:43like this no she's very sensual uh sophia laurent yes uh this is uh this cheek yes uh this is
03:51a little
03:52bear is called a teddy bear uh no uh uh a panda uh no uh a baby baby uh a
03:57little bear a baby
04:05baby bear is a little bear yes scores four to nothing edward asner uh would you make a selection
04:12please um the big wheels the big wheels all right describe for your partner these vehicles joan is
04:23going to describe vehicles ready go uh choo-choo train uh meter car taxi uh sails on the ocean a
04:36boat
04:37sailboat uh something else big liner steamboats ocean liner uh go on passenger next uh four-wheel
04:45vehicle that was used in the army try tank or a jeep uh this is what they uh carry up
04:53on uh in japan
04:54for transportation attacks a rick saw okay it's tied up four on four
05:02stand and sandy you've been consulting over there which topic have you decided on we were talking
05:06about a date okay all right i'm sorry you lose me sometimes what is it we're going to play stand
05:15oh it's your turn oh uh who's our next contestant who's our next contestant these are things in a tv
05:21game show he's going to describe to you sandy things in a tv game show ready go uh the master
05:29ceremonies uh the guy up in front he's the host more uh the uh the moderator the commentator
05:36next one uh a cuckoo clock go uh a man on all the tv shows uh very funny guy uh
05:46uh oh next
05:48uh the guy who controls the whole show uh the uh director yes uh me i am a contestant right
06:03the uh the two you missed were paul lind who uh is very famous for his
06:11and you got the other one mc seven to four uh joan you pick the subject now you have bible
06:16class
06:17you can win them all we've got your number i'm going to try bible class bible class it is describe
06:23these things in the bible these are things in the bible edward ready go this is the man with
06:29the beard who got the ten commandments the big guy here right these are the two in the garden
06:33of eden adam and eve uh this is what moses got i said it before the ten commandments uh this
06:41little guy slew this big guy with just a little the two of them though david and goliath
06:46uh this was a famous wise man not a queen but a solomon right this is the jewish feast when
06:54uh
06:55passover
07:05your opponents may choose from you can win them all and we've got your number and sandy duncan will
07:10make that choice you can win them all okay if it's sports i will just punch you
07:17uh it's sports oh okay uh i don't know what a 99 pound weakling will do
07:29all right my dear stand by it's 10 to 7 this is your last your last turn describe these winning
07:34things winning things ready go all right this is uh when the uh when you do it football when you
07:40go
07:40across the goal uh a uh touchdown all right uh this is uh the girl in tennis who played against
07:46bobby riggs billy jean king this is uh when you're golfing you're putting yes uh this is uh judy
07:53garland's daughter elijah minnelli this is uh this is the horse that won that oh the famous horse that
07:59just won you know it sounds like a stenographer go okay next one all right this is when you throw
08:05a
08:05dart and it hits the uh oh okay
08:16stan i can assure you that after today you will remember secretariat it's 11 to 10. joan if you
08:22get two answers correctly you'll try for the ten thousand dollars uh edward please describe for her
08:28these things that have a number these are things that have a number two correct answers wins ready
08:33go uh you buy it at the racetrack it's uh uh or you get into the theater with it a
08:39ticket
08:41uh it's the uh the uh the uh uh uh dimension of the the dress you buy or the shirt
08:47you buy that's it
08:57some gentlemen are consoling one another here stan we have a nice gift for you sandy was a good
09:02fight but you lost by a point joan you have a very important ten thousand dollar decision to make
09:07do you want to give the clues or get the clues i do not know um i think that i
09:13will take the clues
09:15you will take receive them let's go to the winner's circle
09:21stay tuned game show saturday night's coming right back
09:49back we go with the ten thousand dollar pyramid joan bell fontaine there's no a in it bell fontaine
09:54all right we wish you good luck you're going to try for ten thousand dollars my dear there's six
09:58subjects in sixty seconds you remember edward you're allowed only to give her a list of the
10:02things that fit the subject any other kind of clue or any mention of any part of the subject means
10:05you
10:05give up the chance at the ten thousand dollars joan are you ready i'm ready good luck here's your
10:10first subject go uh collar uh cuffs cut your shirt uh yemen saudi arabia jordan arab countries yes
10:20uh lance uh saddle uh armor parts of uh of a night a night that night
10:27uh uh uh some like it hot uh the apartment uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
10:36uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
10:40uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
10:48uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
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10:57uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
10:57uh
10:57letters in them words with double o's in them let's go back together galahad went looking for
11:15camelot shangri-la i couldn't think of camelot i knew you were the thing you were looking for
11:19was camelot because you'd come off the night thing yeah and and and i couldn't get shangri-la
11:24i came up with uh lost horizons yeah that's a toughie uh it's happened before unfortunate but
11:29that's not a bad amount of money two three four hundred and fifty dollars you'll be partnered
11:33with sandy duncan and we shall return you can
11:42right mr wonderful if they only knew all new threes a crowd find out who knows you best
11:48weeknights at 9 30 eastern 6 30 pacific back we go once again with the ten thousand
11:54dollar pyramid just a hair away from ten thousand dollars moments ago and we have a pair of ladies
11:59there joan should start with sandy i beg your pardon sandy duncan partnered with joan belfontaine
12:04and joan we didn't really touch too much upon it before but i know everybody here appreciates your
12:09work working uh teaching blind children it's a great job uh we wish you continued good luck
12:14you have 450 so far and you're pitted against edward asner and lorna collins who does what i'm a housewife
12:21and i have a six-year-old daughter she's going to be home there rooting for you mama she is
12:25i told
12:25her that she could stay home from school so so while she's out there hooking wishing you well uh we
12:31wish
12:32you continued good luck along the way as we do you joan let's all take a look over here at
12:36the pyramid
12:37we've got up there the right connection musical chairs julius the great it's a sleeper step this way
12:43would you repeat that sandy duncan would you make a choice uh it's a sleeper
12:50it's a sleeper okay somebody's talking to me and i'm not catching what they're saying it's
12:56a sleeper as quickly as you can describe these things associated with sleep these are things
13:01associated with sleep ready go all right uh this is when somebody the psychiatrist puts you to sleep
13:07hypnotize all right this is what you pull of you when you're cold and it's woolly it's a cover of
13:12blankets yes uh this is he went to sleep for hundreds of years then we go all right this is
13:17uh
13:17they put it in you go to sleep in the hospital uh it's uh not chlorophyll but uh chloroform uh
13:24this
13:25is uh uh you know it's like an army it's a canvas thing it's very crude yes uh this is
13:31when you get
13:31up it's uh you know sleepwalk yes score is six to nothing edward asner and lorna collins you have
13:40a choice of five mr asner will make the choice the right connection the right connection it is as
13:45quickly as you can describe these things that connect other things lorna he's going to describe things
13:50that connect other things ready go uh uh one of these a button uh this a shirt uh material part
14:00of the
14:01body oh uh shoulder uh a man who marries you out in the country someplace uh a preacher um uh
14:08a law
14:09lawman just the piece uh what a detective looks for on a clue look at that again one oh something
14:17that holds two pieces of paper to go uh what you cut when the baby's born uh the umbilical cord
14:24okay it's six to five
14:29glue instead of glue you gotta give me a half a point there you want a half a point for
14:33clue
14:33i'm afraid we can't get it it's six to five joan would you select one please musical chairs all right
14:39describe for sandy these musical instruments musical instruments ready go violin
14:48in a church pipe organ this is the biggest instrument the band carries tuba
14:55this is doc severington trumpet this is arthur godfrey uh ukulele
15:03uh this is a very loud instrument a symbol uh this is a lovely flute
15:11this pablo casal's the late public cello that's it that's all
15:22very well done ladies
15:26lorna your opponent should step ahead handsomely you've got a lot of catching up to do which one of
15:30you work on would you repeat that okay almost did it would you describe these things huh would
15:38you describe these things that repeat these are things that repeat ready go uh it's a bird and it
15:44talks uh it's a bird south america green um it's a thing that you shoot automatic rifle no no no
15:53it's
15:53a thing that you shoot and it and it goes again and again and again and again a machine gun
15:56right
15:57uh uh hiccups uh yeah do it again again no no no no uh she's very hungarian darling uh
16:07uh oh it's a whole group of people and they all sing of course boy is that good
16:20question
16:22screen was blank before the buzzer uh
16:27i think it was only a momentary thing yeah of a change but god knows how my lightning like
16:33uh i i would like you if you would please sir to take the lightning brain and turn it to
16:41the screen
16:41for the moment and and pick one of these two subjects julius the great and step this way well
16:47julius the great yeah step this way thank you
16:54all three ladies agreed on the other one you're going to describe these things that people walk on
17:00these are things people walk on ready go uh into a pool you jump off diamond board
17:09uh uh pirates make you walk the plank what a plank gangplank uh you you stand on the uh edge
17:18of your
17:18feet when you're dancing ballet uh toe dancing uh tiptoe uh uh this is what you come down a stairway
17:25does to get away from a conflagration uh escape uh iron iron it's made of iron oh uh fire escape
17:35okay
17:41laura you're ahead for the moment with one point uh joan if you get one answer only it's a tie
17:47we'll go
17:47to a tiebreaker two wins the chance for the second time to try for the ten thousand dollars you already
17:52have four hundred and fifty dollars two answers wins sandy please describe these things that are
17:57associated with rome no with julius caesar oh my things associated with julius caesar you need two
18:04to win ready go uh this is the woman that you see you know she had the hair here and
18:09she went down
18:09the nile cliopatra all right uh this is the little short skirts the toga that's it
18:22laura thank you very much thank you we have a nice gift for you thank you and uh give our
18:26best
18:26to your six-year-old oh i'm sure i think she's going to be very proud of you no i
18:31need it you did
18:31well now my dear are you this time going to give the clues or get i'm letting the master give
18:36the
18:36clues all right joan let's get over there and see what happens stay tuned for more of game show
18:49saturday night i won't get one
18:56okay ladies we have one minute there is ten thousand dollars at stake joan you have 450 i believe
19:05uh and uh you do whatever you want to do while i do my thing here you're allowed only to
19:09give a list
19:09of the things that fit the subject any other kind of clue or any mention of any part of the
19:13subject
19:13uh means that you give up the chance sandy for the ten thousand dollars ladies you have a minute
19:18everything is right by you ready to go okay here's your first subject go uh king queen royalty
19:26uh uh uh a tape measure uh things that measure uh uh go ahead go ahead uh let's see bell
19:38uh uh things
19:40that ring uh uh uh uh uh julius caesar uh cleopatra uh ancient rules uh uh uh david i don't
19:55uh
19:56uh uh go to the next one next please uh uh eating implements uh silver things yes uh
20:06uh uh uh i'm confused uh uh uh uh i don't uh let's see cherry things with kids go back
20:18to the uh one
20:19there all right uh uh david uh uh julius caesar i'm sorry
20:30where we started uh our degree of problems was measuring implements and you said measuring tape
20:37or the tape that measures or something there was a a flip-flop of sound effects you got a bell
20:44which
20:44normally means it's correct when it was an error then you went on i was not in all honesty aware
20:49of what happened with things made of silver yeah uh in any case you got she got it would you
20:56um
20:56all right take half a second please double check that gentlemen you can always look at the tape
21:01recording and ascertain what happened there and we'll find that out and be right back
21:07stay tuned the night's still young on game show saturday night
21:15who headed the class on head of the class scott for the win howard hessman you just won the show
21:20who said too much tv was bad for you hollywood showdown weeknights at 8 eastern edward asner's
21:27inquiring whether we brought our set from new york we did indeed every last piece of it joan the
21:31judges have decided you were indeed correct you picked up an additional 100 over there with a silver
21:36item bringing your grand total of 850 dollars i i want to mention next week it's ted and alice
21:42against mash we have anita gillette and david spielberg from bob carroll ted and alice pitted
21:46against mcclain stevenson and loretta switt of mash it'll be an interesting game you'll be here for
21:50it and did you folks have fun oh it was exciting i'm very remunerative yes for some of our you
21:58both
21:58did very well you gave away ten thousand you did this lady came very close she'll get it she deserves
22:02it and she's going to get it next time yeah i don't know a couple of dummies with you you're
22:09going to be doubling up with some very interesting people hopefully you'll be able to join us then
22:12we'll see you then for now dick clark so long this program was recorded this is jack clark
22:20thank you
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