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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live.
00:04Tonight, Robert Pattinson, Sarah Shahi,
00:08and music from Tedeschi Trucks Band with the Kletos.
00:14And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:40Welcome to Blistering Hot Hollywood.
00:43We are glad to have you on one of the least productive workdays of the year.
00:46The NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament started today.
00:5232 teams play today, 32 play tomorrow.
00:55They'll whittle that down to 16 and then 8, then the Final Four,
00:59and then the Finals and the winner goes to the White House
01:02to hand their trophy over to President Trump.
01:06This is actually a sad time of the year for me.
01:09My grandmother died from March Madness, so, yeah.
01:13The weird thing is it happened in May, but it is hot today.
01:16Got up to 94 degrees Fahrenheit today.
01:20It's still winter. Tomorrow is the first day of spring.
01:23It's still winter right now.
01:24Tomorrow is what they call the vernal equinox.
01:27Equinox is a Latin word that means expensive gym membership.
01:31But spring, I have to say, is the most beautiful time of the year around here.
01:35You look out on the street, you see the Hollywood Boulevard Spider-Men mating.
01:38It really is beautiful to behold.
01:41But for now, it is winter, and it's hot.
01:44So we have Guillermo stationed outside right now.
01:47Hi, Guillermo. How are you?
01:48Not too good, Jimmy.
01:49Still hot, huh?
01:50It's too hot here, Jimmy.
01:53How's the AC inside?
01:54It's great. It's very cool in here.
01:56It's actually a little bit chilly.
01:58No, here is super hot.
02:00Okay.
02:01Hi there. How are you?
02:02This is why we do the show in Hollywood, folks.
02:05Right there.
02:06So Guillermo is going to provide a public service tonight.
02:09You know, heat kills like 100 billion people a day,
02:12and Guillermo is out there to cool people down with what, Guillermo?
02:16With a hose, dumbass.
02:18Okay.
02:20I don't know why dumbass was necessary, but...
02:23All right, see if you can find somebody who wants a good hose down, right?
02:27Hi, everybody. Come over here.
02:29Come over here. It's hot today. Come over here.
02:31You probably don't have to tell them it's hot.
02:33They probably feel it themselves.
02:35Hi, how are you?
02:36Fine, thanks.
02:37Good. It's hot, right?
02:38Of course.
02:39You want to cool down?
02:40Of course. Why not?
02:43Can I just say, Guillermo, maybe...
02:49Hi, how are you? Thanks.
02:50Guillermo, maybe ask them if they want to be hosed down
02:53before they get hosed down.
02:55Next time, Jimmy. But how are you?
02:57I'm fine.
02:58Okay. And do you feel better now? Do you feel cooler?
03:00Of course. Of course. Very cool.
03:02Where are you visiting from?
03:04For 12 days here in L.A.
03:05I come from Germany.
03:07Oh, very good. All right.
03:08Well, welcome. Please tell everyone back home
03:10that we're nicer than we appear.
03:14Let's get somebody in there to dry them off.
03:16Yeah, there you go. All right.
03:17Give me a little...
03:17Okay, that's good.
03:19All right, Guillermo, you hang out there.
03:20You keep hosing people,
03:22and we'll check back in later, okay?
03:23Sure, Jimmy. Whatever you say.
03:25Okay, thank you, Guillermo.
03:26Um, you know, the temperature I'm washing today
03:29was very pleasant outside.
03:31Outside in D.C.
03:32It was in the 50s.
03:33Inside the White House, it was very cold,
03:36because President Trump met with the Prime Minister
03:38of Japan today.
03:39Now, Trump is hoping Japan will offer military assistance
03:43for his war in the Middle East,
03:44but instead, the Prime Minister brought him 250 cherry trees
03:48to commemorate our 250th anniversary.
03:50This is a guy who paved over the Rose Gardens.
03:53What is he going to do with 250 cherry trees?
03:55He'll probably use them to build a Waffle House or something,
03:59but Trump very much wants Japan to support his war on Iran.
04:04He asked...
04:04The Prime Minister, he asked her today to send us a Godzilla,
04:06and she said no.
04:08You know, we often cringe when real leaders come to visit ours,
04:13but today, I think we hit a new level of discomfort
04:15as FDRB's answered a reporter from Japan
04:19in an absolutely astonishing way.
04:22Why didn't you tell U.S. allies about the war
04:26before attacking Iran?
04:27So, we are very confused about the Japanese citizens.
04:31Well, one thing, you don't want to signal too much.
04:33You know, when we go in, we went in very hard,
04:36and we didn't tell anybody about it
04:38because we wanted surprise.
04:40Who knows better about surprise than Japan, okay?
04:44Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, okay?
04:48Right?
04:53I guess we should be grateful he didn't do an accent.
04:57What is going on through that orange head of his?
05:00Let me tell you, there's no doubt in my mind
05:03that everything he knows about Pearl Harbor
05:05begins and ends with a movie starring Ben Affleck.
05:09Yesterday, he, Israel yesterday, launched a missile attack
05:12on the world's largest natural gas reserve in Iran,
05:16which led Iran to threaten zero restraint
05:19if that happens again.
05:20Zero restraint is not good news
05:22for the countries surrounding Iran,
05:23so Trump immediately moved to distance himself from this.
05:27He claimed he knew nothing about it,
05:29says he didn't know the Israelis were going to strike,
05:31but then sources out of Israel said
05:32they carried this out with the United States
05:35in coordination, so either he did know it
05:37and he's lying, or he didn't know it
05:40because he doesn't bother to read the intelligence briefings.
05:43Either way, it's amazing how one man
05:45can know more than all the generals
05:47and yet also know nothing at all when it's convenient.
05:49And this excursion of his
05:52that everyone in his world keeps saying
05:56isn't going to go on forever,
05:57well, the Defense Department just put in a request
05:59to fund the war for, are you ready, $200 billion.
06:04That's billion with a B,
06:06and insane with a D and a J and a T.
06:09Trump said this is a small price to pay
06:12to make sure we stay tippy-top.
06:14That's right.
06:15Our president uses the words tippy-top
06:17to describe our military, but I have an idea.
06:19I think instead of spending all this money
06:22on weapons to drop on people,
06:24why don't we just offer Trump
06:26$100 billion of it to go away?
06:28The way he'd be able to take it.
06:30And his contract is...
06:33He'd take it, right?
06:35Listen, Mr. President,
06:36you don't have to sell any more hats,
06:38any more Bibles, it's cash up front.
06:40Just go back to Florida and kajil.
06:43Even some of Trump's foxy friends
06:45have begun to question the wisdom
06:46of getting into a potentially prolonged
06:48and expensive military conflict,
06:50especially after he repeatedly promised not to.
06:53That means all the president's henchmen
06:55are working overtime now to try to sell this,
06:58including the world's largest living rodent,
07:00Stephen Miller,
07:01who took a break from pleasuring himself
07:03to ICE agents grabbing parents outside schools
07:06to offer this compelling explanation.
07:08I know it's been 20 days,
07:10or we're in our 20th day now,
07:12but why has this taken so long?
07:15Well, I would look at the exact opposite,
07:17which is how has this happened so fast?
07:19That's right.
07:20From my perspective, as an 800-year-old vampire,
07:24this has gone very, very quickly.
07:25And then Laura Ingram asked if they have any idea
07:28of who they might want to run Iran.
07:31Is there anyone remaining
07:32that you think would actually,
07:34I mean, I don't want to say be trustworthy,
07:36or could be in a position to, quote,
07:39negotiate when it's, obviously,
07:41it's unconditional surrender.
07:42That's the only thing that we're going to,
07:44we're going to demand or tolerate.
07:46The American military objective
07:49is to neuter the regime,
07:51to render them impotent.
07:54He says that word like he's seen it
07:56written on his medical charts online.
08:00Impotent.
08:02He's, he's, he just creamed his regimes.
08:05He's so excited.
08:07After almost three weeks,
08:09Trump World has finally settled
08:10on their reason why we bombed Iran.
08:12The story's changed about six times,
08:14but the one they're sticking to now
08:15is that we attacked
08:16because they posed an imminent threat
08:18with nuclear weapons,
08:20which is not what we heard
08:21from our intelligence community.
08:23Last night, I mentioned
08:24one of Trump's top hand-picked intelligence guys.
08:27This guy named Joe Kent resigned
08:28because he doesn't think the war was warranted.
08:30And even though Joe Kent is deep red MAGA,
08:33he contradicted the president bigly.
08:36Was Iran on the verge
08:40of getting a nuclear weapon?
08:41No, they, they weren't, you know,
08:43three weeks ago when this, this started,
08:44and they weren't in June either.
08:47Not even a little nuclear weapon,
08:48like a super soaker size?
08:50By the way, that's not Rachel Maddow.
08:52That's Tucker Carlson.
08:53The resistance is coming from inside the house now.
08:56And of course, there are many who believe
08:58that this was all cooked up to distract us
09:00from the Trump-Epstein files,
09:02which added another twist today.
09:04You know, Trump has repeatedly claimed
09:07that he kicked his BFF Jeff out of the Mar,
09:09out of Mar-a-Lago,
09:10but there's a newly unredacted email
09:13from Epstein's attorney
09:14that appears to show otherwise.
09:16This was the document
09:17as it was originally released by the DOJ.
09:19All blacked out.
09:21Like Pete Hegseth, right?
09:23And this is what Representative Dan Goldman
09:26found yesterday,
09:26a summary of a conversation from 2009
09:29between attorneys for Epstein and Trump
09:32and Trump himself.
09:33They asked,
09:33was Epstein ever expelled from Mar-a-Lago?
09:36And the answer from Trump was,
09:39no, he was not a member,
09:40may have been a guest,
09:41never asked to leave,
09:42which is weird
09:43because the president
09:44clearly said he asked him to leave.
09:46He kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago.
09:48This document from 17 years ago
09:51would indicate
09:52that the president of the United States
09:54isn't telling the truth.
10:01But the bigger question is,
10:03why was the document redacted at all?
10:05The DOJ is only allowed
10:07to redact the identities of the victims
10:09and the names that are involved
10:10in ongoing investigations.
10:12For some reason,
10:13they decided to redact the name Trump
10:15from this thing.
10:17Trump's attorney general, Pam Bondi,
10:18has a lot of questions to answer.
10:20She tried to pull a fast one
10:22on the House Oversight Committee.
10:23I don't know if you saw this,
10:24but on Tuesday,
10:25the Oversight Committee issued a subpoena
10:27ordering her to answer questions under oath.
10:29So yesterday,
10:30she showed up for a closed-door briefing
10:32that was not on camera,
10:34not under oath,
10:35where she refused to commit
10:37to sitting for a real deposition,
10:39which is required by the subpoena.
10:41Democrats on the committee
10:42walked out in protest.
10:44They're like,
10:44what's going on?
10:45There's no point to asking questions
10:47unless she's under oath.
10:48And that's when
10:49our sweet little Scamala Anderson
10:51did some of her finest acting yet.
10:53Democrats on the committee walked out.
10:55They called it a, quote,
10:56fake hearing,
10:57and said you were just trying
10:58to get around
10:59appearing for a deposition.
11:00Can you respond to those?
11:01Sure.
11:02We were there to answer questions,
11:03and one congresswoman screamed,
11:06C-SPAN wasn't in there,
11:07so she didn't want to ask questions.
11:09Yet, all day long,
11:10they've been on social media
11:11saying they had all these questions.
11:12We sat there saying,
11:14anything you want to ask us,
11:15ask us anything you want to ask us.
11:17And they screamed,
11:18C-SPAN wasn't there,
11:19one of them,
11:20and then they stormed out of the meeting.
11:21So, thank you all.
11:24Have a good night.
11:25And then she got in her car
11:26and ran over a kitten.
11:29Needless to say,
11:30the chair of the House Oversight Committee,
11:32James Jim Bob Comer,
11:34was disappointed,
11:35but not at his pal Pam.
11:37He was mad at all these
11:38radical law-abiding libs.
11:40They didn't ask any questions.
11:42The attorney general's here,
11:43but they said they wanted C-SPAN in here.
11:46They want the cameras.
11:49Very typical behavior
11:50of the Democrats.
11:51Very disappointing,
11:52because I really felt like
11:53there were
11:55a lot of the Democrat members
11:57that cared
11:58about getting the truth.
12:00Aw, you know what?
12:01They disappointed Gomer Pyle.
12:03That's not nice.
12:04That's not...
12:04What a joke this is.
12:05Jim Comer is the same person
12:07who spent two full years
12:08investigating Hunter Biden's d*** picks.
12:11But why swear in a woman
12:12who still won't release
12:14millions of files
12:15and is given no good explanation
12:16why Trump's name was blacked out
12:18of just about everything?
12:19According to the subpoena, though,
12:21Bondi must appear under oath
12:22by April 14th.
12:24But if she doesn't show up,
12:25their options are very limited.
12:27They can hold her in contempt,
12:28but that has to be prosecuted
12:30by the Department of Justice,
12:31which she runs.
12:33And I don't see her
12:34holding herself in contempt.
12:37I want the truth.
12:38I can't handle the truth.
12:41At the end of this,
12:42you watch.
12:42Pam Bondi goes to jail.
12:43Trump doesn't.
12:44Nothing happens to him.
12:45But, hey, let's go back
12:46out on the street,
12:47because I want to see
12:48what's going on
12:48with the hosing here.
12:49Come over here.
12:50Can I ask you a question?
12:52What's up, man?
12:53Yeah, ask them the question
12:54this time.
12:55Hi, how are you?
12:56I'm excellent.
12:57It's very hot, right?
12:58Ask him where he's from.
12:59Where are you from?
13:00Hamburg.
13:01Hamburg, Germany?
13:02Another German, huh?
13:03North of Germany, yes.
13:04The place is crawling
13:05with Germans.
13:07Listen, it's real hot.
13:08Can I cool you down?
13:09Yeah, how?
13:11Oh!
13:15It's a good thing
13:15you were wearing
13:16a bathing suit.
13:17Oh, get that guy
13:17who's running by.
13:21Get the bus.
13:24All right.
13:25All right, there you go.
13:26All right, that's nice.
13:27A nice high five
13:28between nations.
13:28Wait, hold on.
13:28We've got to try you.
13:32He's got a story
13:33for back home.
13:34It's an American custom.
13:37Hey, Guillermo.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Bring that hose in here.
13:41We'll spray the audience down.
13:42Got it.
13:43You got it.
13:46I don't know if it's long enough.
13:48Don't worry.
13:49I mentioned last night
13:50the partial government shutdown
13:51has been the cause
13:52of long lines at airports
13:54all over the country.
13:5550,000 TSA officers
13:57are working without pay
13:58and increasing number
14:00of agents
14:00are just calling out sick
14:02or not showing up for work.
14:03Some of them from the TSA
14:05are reported to be selling blood
14:07to pay their bills,
14:09which is even harder
14:10for TSA agents
14:11because they're not allowed
14:12to put the blood
14:13in containers larger
14:14than three ounces.
14:16It's a problem for everyone,
14:17but help is on the way
14:18thanks to a new pat-down system
14:20that hopefully will make
14:22the lines go a lot faster.
14:23This is a message
14:24from the Transportation
14:25Security Administration.
14:27The partial government shutdown
14:28has resulted in extended wait times
14:31at airports nationwide.
14:32To alleviate delays,
14:34we're introducing TSA Self-Check,
14:37a new program to ensure
14:39an expedient and most importantly,
14:41safe travel experience.
14:43Just start by answering
14:45a few simple questions.
14:46Do you have bags?
14:49Are there bombs in your bag?
14:53Promise?
14:56Terrorist says what?
15:02Clear.
15:03Proceed to metal detector.
15:06You require additional screening.
15:09What does that even mean?
15:12Oh, I am not doing that.
15:15Hey, let's go.
15:17Some of us have flights to catch.
15:20Get in your butt already.
15:22Commence self-cavity search now.
15:25Oh!
15:27I just wanted to go to Phoenix.
15:30TSA Self-Check.
15:32Get in there.
15:35All right, Jill.
15:36Safer already.
15:37We got a good show for your night.
15:39Sarah Trahi is here.
15:40We have music from
15:41Caducey Trust Band.
15:42Rachel Price is sitting in
15:44with the Pelitos.
15:45I'll be right back
15:45with Robert Pattinson.
15:47So stick around.
15:54Oh, wow, look at that.
16:02A lot of wet people out there.
16:04Tonight on the show,
16:05you know her from
16:06the big hit Hulu series
16:07Paradise.
16:08Sarah Shahi is with us.
16:09And then later,
16:10a Grammy Award-winning band.
16:13Their new album,
16:14Future Soul,
16:14comes out tomorrow,
16:15beaming in from
16:16the Beacon Theater
16:17in New York City,
16:18Tedeschi Trucks Band tonight.
16:20You can see
16:21Tedeschi Trucks Band
16:22live on tour,
16:24including on August 17th,
16:26right here at the Hollywood Bowl
16:28with the Black Crows.
16:29Next week,
16:30we have new shows
16:30with Niall Horan,
16:31Elizabeth Banks,
16:32James Marsden,
16:33David Cross,
16:34Jimmy O'Yang,
16:35Aaron Moriarty,
16:36Darcy Cardin,
16:36Charlie Puth,
16:37Coco Jones,
16:38and Jeff Tweedy, too.
16:39So clear your calendars
16:40for that.
16:41And also,
16:42I want to mention
16:42that sitting in
16:43with the Cletones
16:44for the final night
16:44this week,
16:45we've been very fortunate
16:46to have her here
16:47with us from the band
16:48Lake Street Dive,
16:49Rachel Price.
16:50Thank you so much
16:51for being here, Rachel.
16:53You know,
16:54you don't have to leave.
16:55You can stay forever
16:56if you like.
16:57Yeah, see you tomorrow.
16:58Okay, good.
16:58All right,
16:58we'll see you on Monday then.
16:59Yeah.
16:59Okay, terrific.
17:00And you can see
17:01Lake Street Dive on tour
17:02starting April 8th
17:03at the Palace Theater
17:04in Albany, New York.
17:06Our first guest tonight
17:06is Batman
17:08and the Vampire
17:09and a lot of other stuff, too.
17:10His latest with Zendaya
17:12is called The Drama.
17:13It opens in theaters
17:14April 3rd.
17:15Please welcome
17:15Robert Pattinson.
17:32How you doing?
17:33How you doing?
17:34It's very good to see you.
17:35You know,
17:36I did not see you
17:37at the Oscars,
17:38but I saw you
17:39on television.
17:41I saw you.
17:42Oh, you did?
17:42I was sneaking up
17:43behind you
17:43and I couldn't find
17:44a good opportunity
17:45to say hi.
17:45Oh, oh, wow.
17:46You're very light
17:47on your feet, I guess.
17:48Yeah.
17:49Do you hate doing that?
17:50You're presenting
17:50at the Oscars.
17:51That seems to me
17:51like something
17:52you would dislike.
17:54Uh, I like it.
17:56I like it.
17:57Yeah.
17:57Okay.
17:58It's kind of,
17:59it's just like really
18:00any kind of public appearance
18:01now.
18:02For some reason,
18:03my anxiety just gets worse
18:04and worse and worse.
18:06And, yeah,
18:07the Oscars,
18:08actually, no,
18:08everything was fine.
18:09And then Zendaya said
18:10to me just before
18:11we went on stage,
18:11she was like,
18:12the vein in your forehead
18:14is really, really
18:14popping out right now.
18:16And I was like,
18:17and they're like,
18:18and go.
18:19And I was literally
18:20the entire time
18:21I was trying
18:21to just calm myself down.
18:23Did she do that
18:23to curse you
18:24or did she,
18:25was she being helpful?
18:26I think she was just funny,
18:27and then they're like,
18:27they think it's being funny,
18:28but really, like,
18:29you're going to have
18:29to get a lunatic asylum
18:30afterwards.
18:31Like, I had to immediately
18:32check into a mental health
18:34facility.
18:34Did you meet anybody
18:35that you'd not met
18:36that you were excited
18:37to meet at the Oscars?
18:38Uh, I met
18:39Lana Ritchie
18:40for the first time.
18:41Lana Ritchie?
18:42Yeah.
18:42That's incredible.
18:43I hear you're a big fan.
18:44I am a big fan
18:45of Lionel Ritchie.
18:46Yeah.
18:46I'm surprised you are,
18:48because I think
18:48you were born
18:49when, like,
18:49his albums came out,
18:50right?
18:51No, I, like,
18:52absolutely didn't.
18:52What year were you born?
18:5486.
18:54Oh, yeah.
18:55That's, like,
18:56right in, yeah,
18:57like...
18:57He just left
18:59the Commodores.
18:59No, no,
19:00he had left
19:00the Commodores
19:01quite a bit before that.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Let me take you
19:04through the history
19:04of Lionel Ritchie.
19:05That was my one
19:06week of...
19:06I'll tell you
19:07something interesting
19:07about Lionel Ritchie.
19:08He was in a duo
19:10with John Oates
19:11of Hall and Oates.
19:12The group was called
19:13Lionel and Oates.
19:15Did not know that.
19:16That's not true.
19:17I made that up.
19:18And I did that
19:19because you make
19:20things up.
19:21And, um,
19:22I was...
19:22Actually,
19:23we spoke about this
19:24on Monday
19:25with Zendaya
19:25while she was here.
19:27I saw.
19:28She told me that...
19:29I'm doing a promotion.
19:30She's like,
19:30you're a pathological liar.
19:31I'm like,
19:32what are you doing?
19:33Don't say this.
19:34Well, you told her
19:35when you started shooting,
19:37as...
19:37according to her,
19:38that you said,
19:39hey,
19:40I just want you to know
19:40I used to be
19:41a pathological liar.
19:43Used to be.
19:43But now I'm not
19:44a path...
19:45Which we decided
19:46is what a pathological
19:47logical liar would say
19:49if they were still
19:50a pathological liar.
19:51It's such an awful thing
19:52to fool you around
19:53because I kind of...
19:54I have said this
19:55to people before.
19:55It's...
19:56Why would you ever
19:57admit this about yourself?
19:58It's such a stupid
19:59thing to say.
19:59And now it's brought
20:00it as part of my...
20:01It's part of my shtick.
20:03The reason I know
20:04it is because
20:05you have...
20:06You've told me things
20:07over the years
20:08because you've been...
20:09I think you were like
20:1022 or something
20:11the first time
20:12you did the show.
20:13That turned out
20:14later to be
20:15patently false.
20:17I'm going to go through
20:18a list of some
20:18of your lies.
20:22And now you can
20:23tell me if I have
20:24any of this,
20:24but as far as I know
20:25these are not true.
20:26You told me repeatedly
20:27that you were living
20:29under an archway
20:30in Venice
20:30under trash can lids.
20:33No, right?
20:34There was an archway
20:35in my house.
20:38That was what
20:39that was based on,
20:40I think.
20:40You said
20:41the only piece
20:42of furniture you had
20:43in the house
20:43was an inflatable
20:44pool raft.
20:45That's 100% true.
20:46That is true?
20:47Two separate houses,
20:47that was true.
20:48Okay.
20:49You claimed
20:49you owned
20:501,000 suits?
20:53It could be.
20:53I remember trying
20:54to sell them
20:54on the RealReal.
20:56Didn't add up to much.
20:58You claimed
20:58you bought...
20:59This is after
21:00the Twilight movies.
21:01You claimed
21:01you bought a car
21:02from a guy
21:02on Craigslist.
21:04That's true.
21:05That was before
21:05the Twilight movies, though.
21:06Oh, it was.
21:06Okay, all right.
21:07So we rearranged it.
21:08You claimed
21:09that you have
21:09extraordinarily heavy saliva?
21:15I think
21:15that was based
21:16on something.
21:17I can't exactly
21:17remember what it was,
21:18though.
21:19I think it might be true.
21:20Well, it seems
21:21like it would be
21:21easy to check.
21:23Well, now I'm
21:24very, very aware
21:25of it, though.
21:25Yeah.
21:25I think, like,
21:26I think it might
21:27have got lighter.
21:28It's got a little bit
21:28lighter as I got older.
21:29And finally,
21:31this one was interesting
21:32because we fact-checked
21:33it in real time.
21:34You claimed
21:34that you did
21:35hand-modeling
21:36as a kid,
21:37and your mom
21:37happened to be
21:38here with you
21:38that night,
21:39and I checked
21:40with her,
21:40and she said,
21:41not true.
21:42No hand-modeling
21:43as a kid.
21:44It's a good story,
21:45though.
21:45It is a good story.
21:46So, anyway,
21:48I'm going to proceed
21:48with the interview,
21:49not knowing
21:49whether any of
21:50what you say
21:51to me is true
21:52or false.
21:53Truth be told,
21:54it doesn't matter,
21:55so just go crazy.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Man.
21:57Yeah.
21:58Were you always
21:58like this?
21:59Like, when you were
21:59a kid,
22:00did you make stuff up?
22:03I mean, yeah.
22:05I don't know why,
22:05because I kind of
22:06thought it was something
22:06which I did when I was
22:07older just because
22:08of interviews,
22:08but I did get in
22:09trouble quite a lot
22:10for doing that.
22:11Where did you get
22:12in trouble?
22:12At school?
22:13I got in trouble
22:14at school.
22:14I said my dad
22:15was Michael Jackson
22:16in show-and-tell.
22:18Like, I mean,
22:19it was, and he'd
22:21literally given me,
22:22do you know
22:23the stuff,
22:23ginkgo biloba?
22:24Uh-huh, yeah.
22:25Because I always
22:26really liked the name
22:26of the pills,
22:27and then I guess
22:28my parents were
22:29taking that,
22:30and I thought,
22:30and I had this tape,
22:32I just recorded a tape,
22:33Michael Jackson's
22:33actual album,
22:34recorded it,
22:35and said my dad's
22:36been taking this,
22:37like, medicine
22:37called ginkgo biloba,
22:39and this is him singing.
22:41And I, like,
22:43and that was,
22:44and I got in lots
22:45of trouble for that.
22:47That, to me,
22:47shows creativity.
22:48Well, now you're
22:49a dad,
22:50and how old
22:50is your daughter now?
22:52She's just 10-2.
22:53So you know
22:53there's a whole new
22:54avenue of lying.
22:55Like, you can lie
22:58to her all the time now.
23:00Santa Claus,
23:02Tooth Fairy,
23:03Easter Bunny,
23:04et cetera.
23:05Are you gonna...
23:06I don't think she's,
23:07I don't think she'd
23:08believe me.
23:09Like, already I can tell.
23:10She can see through
23:10me very, very easily.
23:11Interesting.
23:12Yeah.
23:12Maybe she's got
23:13the same thing.
23:15Well, she's definitely,
23:17yeah, she's definitely,
23:18she can find it very easy
23:20to lie herself already.
23:22She'll literally walk
23:22into her and she's like,
23:23I see giraffe.
23:25And I'm like,
23:26you do?
23:29And it's incredibly
23:30convincing.
23:31She's like,
23:31she's either got,
23:32she can either
23:32got like a sixth sense
23:34or she's a fantasist.
23:35Or she broke
23:36into the ginkgo biloba.
23:37Yeah, exactly.
23:39All right,
23:39we're gonna take a break.
23:40We're gonna come back,
23:40we're gonna see a clip
23:41from Robert Pattinson's
23:42new movie.
23:43It's called The Drama.
24:23And that's it.
24:25Dan, Robert Pattinson,
24:26and The Drama.
24:27It opens in theaters April 3rd.
24:30Oh, Spider-Man's going to be furious when he sees it.
24:33Now, this movie, I am, I want to be honest with you,
24:36I'm scared to explain it, because I feel like I'm
24:39going to ruin something if I say, I actually
24:41had a long conversation with the guys up in the office
24:43who were planning to go see it, and I was like,
24:46and they wanted to know what, you know, what it is.
24:48And I was like, well, huh, something happens.
24:53I can't really tell you what happens.
24:55Well, it's kind of, even the title is kind of misleading.
24:59It's the drama, but it's kind of, it's kind of romantic.
25:02It's kind of funny.
25:03It's kind of, we went to have the premiere the other night,
25:05and everyone was leaving, and the array of reactions,
25:09like, some people were coming out going, oh, my God,
25:11that's absolutely horrifying.
25:13I mean, I love people coming out saying that's the most vulnerable,
25:15romantic thing I've ever seen.
25:17So I literally have, when it goes wide release,
25:19I have no idea what genre it is.
25:22Have you been warned not to reveal the genre
25:24of the key points in the film?
25:27I mean, like, not really.
25:30I mean, the only difficult thing is, I think if you go in blind,
25:32it definitely is more impactful.
25:36But the movie's really cool.
25:37I mean, I thought the script, I thought the script was really,
25:40really, really powerful.
25:42And when I saw it the other night, I was like,
25:44it's kind of, it's quite beautiful.
25:46You know what's weird?
25:46You play so many Americans that it was strange to see you with an English accent,
25:54even though you have one.
25:56No, I see.
25:57It's like, for some reason, with American accents,
26:00because I'm just not as familiar with them, I'll just be like,
26:02I'll do a southern accent.
26:03That sounds kind of, that sounds right to me.
26:05And I have no kind of embarrassment about it.
26:07But doing local English, well, like London dialects, I was just like,
26:13it really, really drove me crazy.
26:15Because I thought it was, I thought everyone's going to think it's me.
26:17And I suddenly thought, like, all American actors who do an American accent
26:20all the time, it must be horrendous.
26:23Like, just naked.
26:25It must not feel like you're acting.
26:26It's interesting.
26:27I wonder if you feel like it, like there's a different,
26:30like you'll be held to a different standard by people back home
26:34than you would here if you're, yeah, that's kind of strange.
26:39I just really, I judge all of his behavior.
26:42Like, normally you kind of, you find what you love about a character,
26:44and because he kind of sounded like me,
26:46I was just so horrible to him the whole time.
26:48And in the movie, he's like, not a particularly horrible guy.
26:50He's nice.
26:51Right, yeah.
26:52He's a nice guy.
26:53Yeah, yeah.
26:54Well, you should have revealed that he's nice.
26:57This is one of three movies you have coming out with Zendaya.
27:01Is that just coincidence?
27:03Or do you guys say, hey, oh, that was fun, let's do another thing?
27:06Total coincidence.
27:07I mean, she was attached to this before,
27:10and I was really, really excited to work with her.
27:12I think she's kind of incredible.
27:14And it also puts the movie in a different category.
27:17Like, it kind of, it makes the stakes of the movie a lot higher.
27:20It's very exciting.
27:22And then we ended up doing The Odyssey,
27:24which was totally the most secret casting in the world.
27:28So we didn't even say it to each other when we got cast.
27:30Oh, really?
27:31Yeah.
27:31And so we found out on set?
27:33We were on the movie.
27:34And I was like, are you going to do a thing with the guy?
27:37So you didn't know who was in that movie?
27:39No one.
27:39You must have been so bummed when you found out Matt Damon was in it, right?
27:44He is unreal in it.
27:47Like, he's, yeah.
27:48He's terrible, right?
27:49He's just terrible.
27:50Also, in the most insane shape I've ever seen.
27:53I mean, it's completely, I'm like, how are you doing this?
27:55Who do you think you're talking to right now?
27:58I thought we were Lionel and Oates, and all of a sudden...
28:03And then you're doing Dune, Dune 3 with Zendaya.
28:07Yes.
28:07And I have a photograph of your character here,
28:09and I wondered if your daughter saw you as this guy.
28:17She immediately recognized me, which was really strange from the trailer.
28:20Yeah.
28:20But she, like, kind of looked at my head and pointed at it,
28:22and she's like, eggy.
28:24On the top of it.
28:25I was like, are you saying I look, the whole head looks like an egg,
28:28or is it an egg on top of my head?
28:30You do look a little bit like an egg, yeah.
28:32Yeah.
28:32Oh, an egg head, I guess.
28:33Yeah, yeah.
28:35She put her an egg on.
28:37Denis Villeneuve, when he told me this look,
28:39it was like a three-hour makeup job.
28:42I remember looking in the mirror being like, okay, okay,
28:45this is how it's going to be.
28:46And Dune's looking at him and going, it is so sexy.
28:49I love the hairline.
28:50It's so sexy.
28:52And I was like, interesting.
28:55It seems like an HR violation to me.
28:59You're a sexy egg.
29:02Well, it's great to see you.
29:03The movie is called The Drama.
29:05We can't tell you anything about it.
29:06It opens in tears April 3rd.
29:08I will tell you, Robert Pattinson is in it.
29:10Robert Pattinson, everybody.
29:11Nice to be here.
29:12We'll be back with Farrah Shahi.
29:18Oh, no.
29:20Next week on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
29:24Niall Hoare, Elizabeth Banks, Charlie Pooh, and James Marsden,
29:29plus music from Jeff Tweedy.
29:49that is rachel price sitting in with the pleatones tonight we have music from tedeschi trucks band
29:54coming up you know our next guest as the subterranean psychologist dr gabriella
29:59on the popular hulu show paradise new episodes come out mondays please welcome sarah shaheen
30:19how are you good to see you i'm well thank you so much for having me did you meet robert
30:25pattinson
30:25no but i did have like this massive floor-to-ceiling edward cullen poster that i looked at a lot
30:31with
30:32twilight yeah really was it really floor-to-ceiling like it was floor-to-ceiling and um i made my
30:38ex
30:38husband look at it every day as well he wanted to take it down i was like no either if
30:43that goes i
30:44go like oh this was not like a teenage thing you were married when this happened yeah what i was
30:50like 39 yeah no and i was pregnant at the time too so i was determined i was like if
30:56i look at this
30:58poster every day i will have a vampire baby and and and i didn't have a vampire baby but i
31:04did name
31:04him wolf oh so oh wow that's the opposite of a vampire baby no i went team wolf although i'm
31:10so
31:11team edward well you know what sometimes you need a little variety in the house um how now how old
31:18are uh is the wolf now the wolf yeah um the wolf is 16 okay and then i have two
31:24more children um i
31:26have so many children um they're 11. you have three children i have three that's not that many
31:31i mean that's a reasonable amount of children to have i guess so twins i assume i'm outnumbered yes
31:36yes okay uh boy and boy boy girl girl boy um the twins are boy girl and then my oldest
31:42is a boy
31:43oh you so you have boy girl fraternal twins to me that's the most interesting combination
31:48they're interesting all right are they do they have a psychic connection of some kind oh yeah oh
31:53yeah they definitely have like the twin telepathy and they have a language that even i'm not aware of
32:00and they'll talk to each other and like these weird little dialects i'm like what are you saying
32:03and they're like it's none of your business mom so yeah no they'll they'll they love each other but
32:08they'll also be the first to push each other off of a bridge right exactly yes there are two
32:13yeah that's right i know what you mean yeah you know we were talking about um your episode of the
32:18sopranos um yes where um you gave peyote to james gandalf into tony soprano yeah james gandalf you
32:24didn't give um james gandalfini uh peyote not actual peyote not actual yeah yeah we did a lot of
32:30things in that episode none of which were real no okay so you're saying this oh this was acting
32:35they were it was yes acting so he was not in the mafia at all no no he was playing
32:41a role
32:42yeah but was that intimidating working with him because i met him once and i was and he was very
32:48nice but i was definitely intimidated by him he is um very naturally or was uh larger than life
32:56and he sent me this note before my first day with these flowers and it said um don't be
33:02intimidated because i suck love the fat man so and i still have it so the next day i show
33:08up to work
33:08i see him and he's like did you get the flowers and i'm from texas i can be kind of
33:13a loud mouth and
33:14you know me trying to be cool i was like yeah flowers what is that next time how about jimmy
33:19choose size seven and he sent them oh he did yes two of them he sent an actual pair yeah
33:30wow yeah
33:30you still have those i do they're not my style but um he picked the wrong ones boy guys can't
33:39win
33:39no james um no but uh but yeah he probably would have bought you a car if you had thought
33:44to ask
33:45for that at that time i should have i should have went higher i should have been like a house
33:49how
33:49about a house yeah yeah that's a pretty solid gift was he like one of those guys that gives a
33:53lot of
33:54stuff he was you know what else he did oh my god so i was on set that day and
33:58um okay yeah so we had
34:00a sex scene s-e-x and so um it's not k-s
34:08so we had that scene and i you know hadn't eaten very much and then at the end of the
34:12day i was
34:13really hungry and i kept talking about like hamburgers and cupcakes i go back to my hotel
34:1612 hamburgers and 12 cupcakes were waiting for me at my hotel so he was an incredible man yeah
34:23wow how about that that's something else now you um play a psychologist on the show on
34:30paradise yes and you've written a book now was the book before you got the role yes yes okay so
34:38it's interesting because this is kind of uh uh an advice and experience biography yeah so it's like
34:45a i mean men love it too so i shouldn't say it's strictly for women but um it's it's an
34:50empowerment
34:50book it's like you know stop trying to be perfect um be authentic it's oh i like the title life
34:56is
34:56lifey i agree with that completely yeah life is lifey life is definitely life it is and what kind
35:04of advice are you given in this thing i'm you know jimmy i i i run the gamut of advice
35:09i mean
35:10i don't know if i can can i say absolutely i don't know if they'll bleep it but i don't
35:21know how late
35:22this late night show is it's late but it's late okay so i can say so i i i talk
35:27about a wide variety
35:28of subjects everything from just like adulting aging boundaries orgasms progesterone sex like
35:35i it's just like oh you know for the ladies in the audience it's like you're so it's under b
35:40you
35:40say oh yeah there it is i see it courage divorce i don't know yes it's all in there it
35:55is all in
35:56there was it hard when you got to like the letter x and the z and uh just coming up
36:00with something to
36:00fit let's see it really was what did i come up with x factor okay x is x is yeah
36:05yeah zoom out
36:07oh zoom out zero f's zero f's oh you came up with two z's that's impressive there's two um chapters
36:14for
36:14each alphabet do you feel qualified to give people advice do you take advice from people i'm not saying
36:19you're not but right um i guess it just depends on who i'm giving advice to right um i mean
36:26sometimes
36:26i feel qualified and then other times i'm like i am the last person you should be getting any kind
36:31of
36:32advice from ever um you know i just i don't know i think life is lifey and i think i
36:37agree and i think
36:38we're all works in progress and oh my god i just remember this i saw you with jay shetty oh
36:45yeah i was
36:45that oh yeah i was his guest i don't remember what you said but you gave great advice
36:51about i was thinking i was four i believe i was four at that time you're four did i give
36:59good advice
37:00really yeah you were great up there i mean like i said i don't remember yeah right exactly exactly
37:05that's usually how it goes i was just like wow i didn't know jimmy kimmel like was like that and
37:11yeah no you were great i think that's an insult wrapped in a compliment but i'll take it i'll
37:16take it well it's great to see you congratulations on the the show i know it's a huge huge hit
37:21and
37:22this is the last is it really the last season season three coming i i i cannot answer that question
37:28i i'm not the creator said it is the last season i mean if dan said it then we'll go
37:34with dan go with
37:35what dan said okay all right well the show's called paradise you can watch new episodes mondays on hulu
37:40and hulu on disney plus two and this is the book life is lifey it's out right now sarah shahi
37:46everybody thank you sarah we'll be back with tedeschi trust band
37:53tonight's music on jimmy kimmel live is presented by white castle the world's best sliders together at last
38:03tonight's music on jimmy kimmel live is presented by ass pocket whiskey world-class whiskey in your
38:10back pocket i want to thank robert pattinson sarah shahi and rachel price apologies to matt damon we ran out
38:18it's time for him but uh nightline is next first though this is their new album it's called future soul
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