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00:05I actually have some news.
00:08You're pregnant?
00:09Yeah, I'm pregnant.
00:09Shut the F.
00:10I know.
00:11I'm like, there's not really much going on.
00:13Oh.
00:13You have a safe new home.
00:15I don't know how safe it is.
00:17I've given my keys to a stranger.
00:18Oh, my God, Martha.
00:20I've booked a trip to winery.
00:23What, champagne pong?
00:25If I lose this game, I'll be fine, probably.
00:29Never in a million.
00:30I think it's worse to be good at this game.
00:33I lost my brother.
00:34He actually got killed in front of his son.
00:36Oh.
00:38Awful.
00:38I mean, I just can't deal with that.
00:40It's like, let's not make it into some song story.
00:42It is a song story.
00:44It's sad.
00:45It's horrible.
00:46But it is what it is.
00:50Why don't you bother me?
00:52You know you'll never be me.
00:54You might be free.
00:56But this is my city.
01:02Americans tend to be very openly emotional.
01:06I just, I'm so sad.
01:07I feel sad.
01:08Oh, my God, you're gonna make me cry.
01:09I feel so alone, actually.
01:11Keep calm and carry on is the motto.
01:13Maybe we should all talk about stuff more.
01:15I don't know.
01:17How awful to feel an emotion.
01:20Never.
01:21It's kind of the Brit's armor, though, is to just stuff it all down forever and then die.
01:26The Scandinavian culture is very honest.
01:29Tell the truth!
01:30I didn't say those things.
01:31You didn't say it, so I'm lying.
01:32I didn't say those things.
01:33Is that what you're saying?
01:33I'm lying.
01:34They're almost too honest.
01:35I can't stand people that just verbal diarrhea about everything they feel.
01:41When people start opening up too much, I find it disingenuous.
01:49You ready for a little vintage shopping today?
01:51So excited.
01:53Ready to get inspired?
01:54See some wonderful sparkly things.
01:56All right.
01:57Mrs. Cain, where do you want to start?
01:58I would like a tennis bracelet as a push present.
02:01You're picking your own presents?
02:04Yeah.
02:05I feel like we're actually a bit more traditional than people would think we are.
02:09I would say we have very traditional feelings and values.
02:13Sugar-coated in a very unconventional-looking relationship.
02:17Mrs. Cain.
02:18Mr. Cain.
02:20Flowers.
02:23What's going on in here?
02:24He's just making some salmon.
02:26Perfect.
02:27But we also want to have those sentimental moments like the push present.
02:31Traditional things that people do.
02:34Hello.
02:35Good to see you.
02:36Thanks for having us.
02:38Looking so glamorous as always.
02:39Thank you so much.
02:40Yeah, when did you last see Josh?
02:42Simon's birthday in February.
02:43Yeah, I wasn't there then because I was obviously pregnant.
02:46Congratulations.
02:47It's a tiny woman.
02:48I know, I'm still tiny.
02:49Yeah.
02:50We've got a couple of things.
02:52So we've got Cartier Polo coming up.
02:54The Queen's Cup.
02:55And obviously, you know, we love vintage.
02:57And also, I'd quite like to look at some tennis bracelets.
03:00I have some sparkling tea for you.
03:02Cheers.
03:04So here we go.
03:05I like Big Daddy.
03:09That's absolutely incredible.
03:10So I have this gorgeous Cartier Pamper.
03:13Oh, this is the water show.
03:16Hey, hey.
03:17Too small for you.
03:18Slow down.
03:19You can't have the watch and the diamond.
03:21If you get the diamond watch, then you get the gold panther.
03:24If you get the diamond panther, then I get the diamond watch.
03:27This is going to be at least £20,000.
03:29£28,000, yeah.
03:31Unusual shapes.
03:32I know they're girl sizes.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Although I do think there's something quite sexy about a mini watch on a man.
03:38It shows you've got, like, big masculinity energy that you can wear a tiny watch.
03:43You know what I mean?
03:44We could share.
03:45So you pay half, I pay half?
03:47No, you pay full and I'll wear it half the time.
03:51That's the worst deal in history.
03:53Shall I leave you to have some time together?
03:55That would be perfect.
03:57Can you get any more on, darling?
03:58I will find space.
04:01You went to wine tasting. How was that?
04:04It was really nice.
04:04They all opened up a lot.
04:06And so I sort of felt I could open up about my dad's cancer and, like, you know, talk about
04:11what I've been through.
04:12Yeah.
04:13When we got together, like, that was such a big part of our romance.
04:19You said that your dad, you were just, like, blown away the opportunity your dad might not...
04:24Walk me down the aisle.
04:25Yeah.
04:27Oh, I love you, darling.
04:28Love you.
04:29So, yeah, it was really nice.
04:31And, um, Missy sort of opened up about her brother being murdered.
04:36Oh, God.
04:37Yeah.
04:37He got shot.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Oh, God.
04:40In badity, yeah.
04:41The only person who didn't really say anything that deep was Kimmy.
04:45She can speak Haitian.
04:46My father's Haitian.
04:47And I speak Creole.
04:48Oh, that's sexy.
04:52But we all knew that.
04:54If we're talking about Kimmy, she's not British.
04:58But I do think, in general, it's quite a British thing is to not really share how you're feeling and
05:02just sort of get on with things.
05:04And, um, I think a lot of the people in our group do have that side to them.
05:09So, yeah, I think we're going to have to peel away those layers a little bit more.
05:13Oh, so what are you, what have you decided on?
05:17I'm thinking of this as a potential push present.
05:20Nice.
05:21It's pushy pairs and pairs.
05:22Is it 30?
05:24Every time I look down, I'll be like, my vagina did that.
05:38Hello.
05:39Oh, my God, look at you.
05:40Hi.
05:41Good morning.
05:42You look amazing.
05:43What do you mean?
05:43I just cycled here.
05:45You look beautiful.
05:46Oh, thank you so much.
05:47I have a class after this, an etiquette class.
05:49So I'm in teacher mode.
05:51Ah.
05:51But this is like my treat of the morning.
05:53Ah.
05:54I'm so happy you came to join me, actually.
05:55I will never say no to a massage.
05:56No, I know.
05:57Or a spa.
05:57It's a real, it's a real easy yes.
05:59I really like Micah.
06:00She's not what I expected at all.
06:03She immediately gives me a feeling of, like, warmth and being invited and safety.
06:09Like, she's just, she's just a great vibe.
06:12Guess what?
06:12A little welcome Della Rose.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:16Was that a butterfly?
06:18Is that a butterfly?
06:20Want some of that?
06:23This is her favorite thing in London.
06:26Good.
06:26Thank you so much.
06:27Wait, and what, your, your husband, where is he from?
06:30Oh, he's from Lebanon.
06:31But he's.
06:32Oh.
06:32Yeah, but he's Lebanese-Imenian.
06:34Hey, Dad, you want to talk tomorrow?
06:36Hello right now.
06:38Jack, can you just say hello to me?
06:40Hi, babe, good morning.
06:41That wasn't so hard, was it?
06:43No, but I'm just having coffee.
06:45He did not want to marry me because he had a really traumatic experience before.
06:49And so I was like, well, we're having a baby.
06:52So I made him go to, like, the chapel in Vegas.
06:57And he was like, I was like, you're marrying me.
07:01My husband's an entrepreneur and he's very successful.
07:04We met at a party.
07:06I was living in Los Angeles.
07:08It was like six weeks before COVID happened.
07:10I didn't expect to have any connections out of this party whatsoever.
07:13But then he just gave me a hug, like, goodbye or whatever it was.
07:18I mean, I'm going to sound really dramatic, but it was like the whole universe passed between us.
07:23The boys, they come in nine days, which I'm super excited about.
07:26And then he had the boys from his first marriage.
07:29So we just became a family very quickly.
07:31Is the idea that everyone comes over here on a permanent basis or I really want to introduce them to
07:38the UK?
07:39And then all of my work has been here.
07:41So then there's a lot of pressure on this kind of time this summer.
07:44There's so much pressure because if my family is against spending time in the UK, it greatly reduces my ability
07:52to be here.
07:52Hi, ladies. How are you doing?
07:54Oh, hi. Hello.
07:55Hi, Maika.
07:56Comfort.
07:56Your name is Comfort?
07:57Oh, my God. Are you serious?
08:00You were brought to us.
08:02Perfect.
08:02Thank you. Please, are you ready for your massages?
08:04Definitely.
08:09Do you know why foot fetishes exist?
08:12Season lightning.
08:13The part of the brain that recognizes a foot is right beside the part of the brain that is like
08:19sexual activity.
08:20Some people have their wires crossed.
08:22No way.
08:22So they see feet and they're like, whoa.
08:25That's it.
08:26Okay, ladies.
08:27That was the end of your massages.
08:29Have a great day.
08:30Thank you so much.
08:31So I feel like I barely saw you yesterday, but mostly because we were in the car.
08:35I know.
08:36You know, one part of the lunch that I really appreciated was how open most people were being, especially Missy.
08:43That was really, you know, that was hard to listen to.
08:47I lost my brother.
08:48He got shot.
08:49He actually got killed in front of his son.
08:51And it was Christmas Eve.
08:53Ugh.
08:54That's like a real life nightmare.
08:56Ugh.
09:11Hi.
09:12Hey, girl.
09:14Yes.
09:17Oh, baby, I can't wait to see you.
09:19Well, you're coming soon, so.
09:21My sister's husband is a soccer player.
09:23He signed a contract in Dubai.
09:25So they moved out there for two years.
09:28I'll come to London, like, end of the month.
09:30My sister is my best friend.
09:33She supports me, but she also tells it straight.
09:35You know, she reminds me of who I am.
09:38She's amazing.
09:39You know, all my friends, I took them to a winery.
09:43And then I actually, for the first time, opened up about Alex and what's happened.
09:48And I was a bit choked up.
09:50It also was a bit healing at the same time.
09:53And that's, that's huge, you know.
09:57I was thinking maybe when you come, we can go to Alex's grave.
10:01What would you think?
10:04Yeah, I was gonna ask you if you've been, actually.
10:07No, I haven't.
10:08I find it really hard to go there.
10:09Yeah.
10:11But I think also what happened to him has also affected us so much in a sense where, like, our
10:18relationships or, you know, our comfort zones and that.
10:22Because we always have this fear in us.
10:25Mm.
10:25If you look at all of us, we've been doing so good.
10:30Like, we're doing so good.
10:31I'm proud of you, girl.
10:34I think that was really, um, a big moment for her to open up like that.
10:40Yeah, of course.
10:40No, of course.
10:40But Kimmy, like, she really hated that part.
10:46Mm.
10:46When we were on the way home, she was like...
10:49There was definitely some drug-related thing.
10:52Like, let's not make it into some sob story.
10:54It is a sob story.
10:56That's tough.
10:57I know.
10:58That's her coping mechanism, you know.
11:00But I do feel like Missy needs to know because if Missy feels like she's in a safe space to
11:05share and she's not, she should know that.
11:14Coming up...
11:16Kimmy, she was like, oh, come on.
11:19That's just what happens with drugs.
11:34Hello, Micah.
11:36Hello.
11:37You look beautiful.
11:38How are you?
11:39What is that behind you?
11:41Oh, that's an Egyptian sacred ibis from, like, 1840.
11:45Wow.
11:46Yeah.
11:47They're extinct now, actually.
11:49I've been collecting taxidermy for, like, 30 years.
11:53I've always been obsessed with dead things.
11:56An amazing piece of taxidermy is in the way the animal is preserved and in the way it's posed.
12:02Under the glass jar is a painting that's done in a taxidermy form.
12:06I love all my pets to be dead.
12:10You don't have to pick up poo.
12:12You don't have to feed them.
12:13And then just sit there and look amazing.
12:16I know.
12:16I'm a little morbid.
12:19I know.
12:20Well, listen.
12:20I was just calling everybody to see if you're free tomorrow to come to, like, a little art thing to
12:25do some painting and drawing.
12:26What about that?
12:27We'll have a few drinks, maybe, and I don't know, get a little naughty.
12:31Are you ready for it?
12:32I think it's a formidable idea.
12:33Also, I was gonna say, the last event we went to, it got a bit sad and everybody told some
12:38really sad story.
12:40Everyone cry.
12:42The wine got some whining.
12:46Thank God I got out of there.
12:48I can't believe you're leaving.
12:50Bye!
12:52I have never heard of an occasion in which wine has made people miserable.
12:58What on earth went so fundamentally wrong?
13:02Well, I just thought it would be something a little lighter than the last event.
13:07What do you think?
13:07Are we painting nude?
13:09Are we gonna have a naked model?
13:11It's a surprise.
13:13And I'm certainly not doing a still life.
13:16Oh, well, no, me too.
13:19Unless it's a banana.
13:22Are we painting or drawing?
13:23We may do a combination, but I don't think it's going to be anything too messy.
13:27Excuse for nudity.
13:29Exactly.
13:30I've got weeks for you. I love you, Mum.
13:32I love you, beautiful. Bye. See you tomorrow.
13:51Hello?
13:51Hello?
13:52Doors open. God.
13:54Hi.
13:55Hi.
13:55Don't pretend you can read.
13:57Oh my God, you're in pearls.
13:59Yup.
14:00Especially for you.
14:01I came bearing gifts.
14:02It's so hot.
14:03Oh.
14:04I know why you want that one.
14:05You're hardly me.
14:06I'm not.
14:07Emma's kitchen can stay in the kitchen.
14:09I'll eat my own chocolates.
14:11I don't think I have a kitchen.
14:12I know you don't.
14:12Hi.
14:14Mark lives in this beautiful place that is so pristine.
14:19Artistically, oh God, just so divine and intelligently curated.
14:27I love how un-child friendly your office faces are.
14:30What is a child?
14:32I do try to curate my environment.
14:36I work in the art world.
14:37Oh my God, that portrait of Flora.
14:40I completely forgot I bought this.
14:42History, design, and detail are all very important to me.
14:45I work with Christie's, the auction house.
14:48What do you think about lot 50, the porphyry navette vases?
14:52I'm an esthete.
14:53It's a full-time job.
14:55There's honestly nothing more beautiful than a sugarloaf emerald.
15:00My home is a very honest reflection of my soul.
15:06Gilded.
15:07Everything in here is like so delicate compared to...
15:11Including us.
15:12No.
15:13Cheers.
15:14I think I do so much in life to avoid reality.
15:18Because I find reality quite scary.
15:22Yeah, of course it is.
15:23But I'm always just endlessly grateful for life.
15:25And that's why I do too much.
15:27Everyone always says to me, like, why are you so active?
15:29And so then if I ever have to stop and reflect, I hate it.
15:32I'm not gonna lie.
15:32I know.
15:33And I think it's probably because it all wraps back into that health scare I had when I was pregnant.
15:41That has recently totally again reared its head.
15:45When I was pregnant with John, I was having severe headaches and they got so bad I couldn't move, I
15:50couldn't breathe.
15:50And I went and they gave me an MRI and they saw bleed on a cyst on my pituitary gland.
15:57Which I'm still getting scans for every year.
15:59But they put me on steroids and I was in hospital and I had to have John early.
16:04And it was a really terrifying moment in my life and I'm still dealing with it now.
16:09What happened?
16:10Recently.
16:10I went for a scan and they told me it had jumped in size so much.
16:14Oh my God.
16:15That it would be in a category that really is...
16:17Oh my God.
16:18...serious.
16:30What happened?
16:48Recently.
16:51I went for a full body MRI and they told me that my pituitary cyst had grown a lot.
16:57The diagnosis was so scary that...
17:00I still haven't processed it now.
17:02But I think that's probably why I'm taking on more challenges.
17:06Which is sad.
17:07It makes me sad.
17:09I feel like I'm running away from like the fear of that.
17:13Sorry.
17:14I do though.
17:15I think that's what it is.
17:17Emma was very sick during her first pregnancy.
17:19So this is probably the scariest news anyone can have.
17:24It is not conceivable for an instant that anything could possibly happen to Emma.
17:31It is unthinkable.
17:33That's probably my way of coping.
17:36Which isn't healthy, but it is what it is.
17:39But you do really need to look after yourself.
17:42We're not meditative, you and I.
17:43We're not patient people.
17:45If I stop and meditate, I start thinking about things that I want to buy.
17:49Harrods is my meditation.
17:50Sorry.
17:51It's that morning.
17:53But no, like literally, it's silly.
17:54And I'm not even outwardly sad about it.
17:58That's like a really private inward thing, actually.
18:01I know.
18:01But that's the thing.
18:02You and I are always privately concerned about things.
18:06Yeah.
18:07But we never talk about anything with anyone.
18:10We just keep calm, carry on, let's go.
18:12I don't know for how long one can do that.
18:17I only want to make sure that I'm strong and well enough
18:20because I am responsible for my children.
18:22You're not just responsible for your children, by the way.
18:24Yeah, no, but that's the problem.
18:25Responsible for your husband and you are decidedly responsible for me.
18:28Yeah, I know.
18:29Sorry.
18:30So, you're not going anywhere.
18:32But that's the thing, I just sat there and I realised, like,
18:33I can't not keep making sure that we're not, not...
18:38Yeah, I know.
18:39You know.
18:40I know.
18:41Keeping an eye on it.
18:43Scary.
18:46So scary.
19:01Hi.
19:03Hi.
19:03Look how cute.
19:04You look gorgeous.
19:06I just saw your Instagram with no makeup.
19:09You're so beautiful.
19:11Oh, thank you.
19:11It's unbelievable.
19:12I actually don't normally, I don't wear makeup, to be honest with you.
19:16Welcome to my house.
19:17Oh, my God.
19:17Look how nice.
19:18I mean, it's not finished.
19:20You have a child?
19:22Yeah.
19:22No way.
19:23Is she here?
19:24No.
19:25No, she's actually with her dad this weekend.
19:27Do you want a drink?
19:28Yeah, actually, do you have a water?
19:30I would love a water.
19:31Yes, of course.
19:31I'm just going to take my jacket off.
19:32Babe, make yourself comfortable.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:35My shirt has been pulled back.
19:36You look so cute.
19:37I love your outfit.
19:38That's very cute.
19:40The last thing I want to do is tell Missy that Kimmy did the thing that she was terrified
19:46of them doing.
19:47She didn't want people to judge her brother.
19:50I think the wine yard went well.
19:54If she finds out it happened and I didn't tell her, that's just a very sticky place to
20:01be.
20:02Like, I was happy that there was no...
20:05What?
20:06Oh, my God.
20:07I'm...
20:07What?
20:11I have been...
20:13I mean...
20:14Oh, my God, something's happened.
20:15I've, like, actually had a pit in my stomach, like, all day.
20:18I'm literally so nervous.
20:20Why?
20:21So, you know how, like, we all shared something that was, like, personal to us?
20:26Yeah.
20:28And Kimmy, she was just like, I really hated that.
20:35That wasn't real stuff.
20:36I know that story, and it was, like, some drug-related thing.
20:39Well, that's what the press said.
20:40Who knows what the real story was?
20:42Well, I'm just saying.
20:42Like, let's not make it into some sob story.
20:45What?
20:46I was like, Kimmy, that's a real sob story that was in the press.
20:51Yeah.
20:52And she was like, oh, come on.
20:53That's just what happens with drugs.
20:55You know, everybody sits down and weeps and makes something stink.
20:58But it's sad.
20:59It's horrible.
21:00But it is what it is.
21:01That's so not cool.
21:03I wouldn't be like, oh, well.
21:04Yeah, he should have died, you know, because he knew whatever.
21:08I feel very hurt from Kimmy.
21:11The reason why I don't talk about this is because I always expect someone to have something to say about
21:16it.
21:17So for her to be the one who goes and says that?
21:20She's a woman.
21:21She's a mother.
21:22I am shocked.
21:25Are you going to say something to Kimmy?
21:28Definitely.
21:29I'm going to tell her for sure.
21:34Coming up, I'm not going to stuff my face with a banana right now.
21:38Every time I eat a banana, I get a new boyfriend.
21:54Hello.
21:55Hi.
21:56How are you?
21:56It's Ellie, is it?
21:57Yeah, is it Kimmy?
21:58Hi, Ellie.
21:58Oh, that looks lovely.
21:59We're going to do the reception down here for you guys.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Then we're going to move you upstairs.
22:03We're going to do the drawing in the studio.
22:05Yes, exactly.
22:05And is the model here already?
22:06He is.
22:07Have you seen him?
22:07I've seen him.
22:08Is he attractive?
22:09He is.
22:13Hi.
22:14I'm getting ready for this painting.
22:16I think that's going to be some beef.
22:18What's happened?
22:19So Margot went for a drink with Missy and told her that Kimmy had been a little bit flipper.
22:24Missy's really, really, really upset.
22:26Margot told me you guys met.
22:28Yeah.
22:29How are you feeling about going to this event?
22:33I want to clear the air with Kimmy and ask her where this is coming from.
22:38You know, Kimmy doesn't like talking about emotions.
22:41Well, we don't, do we?
22:42Jewish people don't do that.
22:43We'll say less in those moments, probably.
22:46Yeah.
22:47I know that she's not actually British, but Kimmy treats emotions like a Brit.
22:51She drinks them.
22:52She doesn't feel them.
22:54I think we have to let them deal with it.
22:57I better serve drinks at this thing.
23:01Here we've got our studio.
23:03What a great space, Ellie.
23:05I love it.
23:05Where is this model?
23:07Dev.
23:09Oh, hi, Dev.
23:10Can I have like a preliminary view?
23:12Oh, fantastic.
23:14You look good.
23:15Can you turn around, do a little spin?
23:18Oh, well done, Dev.
23:25How's my favorite person ever?
23:27You look so pretty.
23:32Hello, beauty.
23:33You look fabulous.
23:35Oh, my goodness.
23:35Hi, darling.
23:36You look pretty.
23:38Do you want to drink my love?
23:39Cheers.
23:40Cheers, cheers, cheers.
23:41I heard and I wanted to reach out to you.
23:44Margot told me there's some crazy, scary things happening.
23:47Martha is like, oh, I hired this painter.
23:50Then he quit and she texts the guy,
23:52did you drop the keys to the letterbox?
23:54Keys.
23:54And she never gets an answer.
23:55He knows where she lives.
23:56He knows what's inside of her house.
23:58What?
23:59Oh, yeah, with the builder.
24:00You're going to get raped or murdered?
24:03Listen, I know.
24:04Margot's already told me what for.
24:05I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.
24:08And if I had to come into your house and find your dead body,
24:11what do you think that would do to all of us?
24:13Are you okay?
24:14I'm okay now, but I found it really scary at the time.
24:19Maybe this was a good warning and maybe it was what you needed.
24:23I've got to stop giving men chances.
24:27Yeah.
24:27Margot's approach has made me pay attention,
24:30but I prefer Micah's.
24:33Hello.
24:34I know we've all got our patterns on.
24:36Hi, sweetie.
24:36Hi, you're gorgeous.
24:37Look at the little puppy.
24:39I know.
24:39We did a scan on Monday, but the baby was upside down
24:42with its legs in the air, giving a thumbs up.
24:44Oh!
24:45It's Kimmy!
24:47You're having Kimmy!
24:49Oh, my God.
24:51You are such a slag.
24:54I know, thanks.
24:54I can hardly bring myself to come to terms
24:58with the extent of your...
25:01Hi.
25:02High fag.
25:03It's all I was in phallum.
25:05It's actually pronounced Balam.
25:07Balam.
25:10Why?
25:10What are these?
25:12We're painting.
25:13What are you talking about?
25:14What?
25:15I did not know Mark even owned a pair of jeans.
25:16I'm quite shocked.
25:17I thought he was going to see Cowboy Carter,
25:19but he doesn't know what that is either.
25:21This is the one instance in which I can wear jeans
25:24and feel like they're in some way appropriate
25:26to the activity I'm about to perform.
25:29Shut up.
25:30Go and snack.
25:31You're skinny and pregnant.
25:32Get in there.
25:32I'm going to touch my face with a banana right now.
25:34I'm eating a banana.
25:35I'm getting into the idea.
25:36That's a whole other game.
25:38Every time I eat a banana, I get a new boyfriend.
25:41There's no elegant way to eat a banana, is there?
25:52Hello.
25:53Hi.
25:54Hi.
25:55We've come to disgrace you with our presence.
25:58The woman of the hour.
26:00Oh my God, you're matching the drinks.
26:03That's the kind of slut I am.
26:06Hello.
26:07Good morning.
26:07Good afternoon.
26:08Oh, it's all my skinny bitches.
26:10I love you.
26:11I've had my injections this morning from my room.
26:13Did you?
26:13Which are for the Tusk 10K.
26:15I can't move this off.
26:17By the way, I'm running a 10K.
26:19Running, she says.
26:20I'm struggling through a 10K in Nairobi.
26:23When you guys are still asleep, I'm up and running.
26:26When would you want to do that?
26:27For Tusk.
26:27My charity, the wildlife charity.
26:29Oh.
26:29What did you have?
26:31Yellow fever.
26:32Hepatitis A.
26:33Okay.
26:33Tusk is a wildlife charity, and it supports the rangers who dedicate their lives to defending
26:38the species they protect, and I'm so honored to be part of it.
26:41I've been an ambassador for a few years, and long that I've supported them also for many years.
26:45See, when you're from Haiti, you don't have to do anything.
26:47I've had cholera.
26:48I've had malaria.
26:50If they bite you, they'll die first.
26:51Oh, my God.
26:52So, how are you feeling about going in right now?
26:55Like, I feel fine.
26:56I think we should go in, have a few drinks, say hi to everyone, and then, you know, just
27:01take her aside at some point, you know, when it feels right.
27:04Maybe before she's had too much to drink, though.
27:06But she drinks fast.
27:08I need to say something to Kimmy because I can't keep this feeling in me.
27:12I want her to know it's not okay to be that cruel.
27:15I need to get it out of my system.
27:17I hope she would apologize.
27:19Who knows?
27:20Who knows?
27:21Where Kimmy will wake up today.
27:23Cheers, love.
27:24Thanks for inviting me.
27:25How have you been?
27:26I'm all right.
27:27I haven't seen or spoken to anyone since the winery.
27:29Really?
27:30Oh, God.
27:31I mean, that was such a dramatic experience.
27:34I had to recover for three days, okay?
27:39I can't believe the sun came out.
27:41I know.
27:41It's so gorgeous.
27:42People are either two things.
27:44They're fountains or they're drains.
27:47And most people are drains.
27:49Hey!
27:52How are you?
27:53Good, how are you?
27:54I'm pretty well, thank you.
27:56Oh, my God.
27:57Look at you.
27:57How are you?
27:58You're so cute.
27:59I'm good.
28:00How are you?
28:01Yeah, good, I love.
28:02How are you?
28:03I'm good, how are you?
28:04Nice to see you.
28:05Nice to see you.
28:09So I heard from a little birdie, maybe a magpie.
28:14That Missy's upset and I don't know why.
28:17I am pissed at her.
28:19I just have no time for it.
28:21Life's too short.
28:22I'm trying to have a good time.
28:23Would everyone like to proceed upstairs?
28:25To have an autistic experience.
28:28Marvelous.
28:29Woo!
28:30I'm so excited.
28:32Wow.
28:33We're going to make magic.
28:34We are going to be experiencing a little bit of everyone's creativity.
28:40And I'd like to introduce everyone to what they're going to be painting.
28:44Everyone, this is Dev.
28:45Hi, Dev.
28:47Woo!
28:48I'm going to be your life force.
28:50Oh, my goodness.
28:58You wouldn't think so, but I am a great believer in less is more.
29:03Less nudity, more coverage.
29:05Okay.
29:06Having a panic attack already.
29:08Keep calm, carry on.
29:10Let's go.
29:14Let's go.
29:17I'd like to introduce everyone to what they're going to be painting.
29:21Everyone, this is Dev.
29:22Hi, Dev.
29:24I'm going to be your life force.
29:26Oh, my goodness.
29:31Oh, wow.
29:36My God.
29:39I'm not a prude.
29:40I'm definitely not a prude.
29:42Wow.
29:43Okay.
29:44Florida Micah is delighted.
29:46This is on the bucket list.
29:48So.
29:49I can't look at that.
29:49Just to let you ladies know.
29:51This feels so wrong.
29:52In between every pose.
29:54I need to stop looking at it.
29:56Should we get started as this is the first position?
29:59Oh, yes.
30:00Of course, it's become a titillation to see a willy.
30:07They call it a willy.
30:08Very demure.
30:09I say .
30:09Cuck-cuck-de-cuck.
30:11Could you angle over here a little bit?
30:14I believe it's commonly referred to as an appendage.
30:18Oh, but look, we could paint a still life.
30:21Perhaps in the foreground.
30:23There we are.
30:24It nicely shields.
30:26Have you not seen a penis before, darling?
30:29I don't believe I have to get acquainted with it.
30:30You always close your eyes then, do you?
30:32Are you still talking?
30:34Do give up, dear.
30:37Of course I'm uncomfortable.
30:39I think the whole thing is absolutely hideous
30:40and entirely unnecessary.
30:42I think I'm going to go bold with some large brush strokes.
30:50I'm going to go around and have a little browse
30:52to see what you ladies have painted.
30:53Just so you know.
30:54I'm going to judge them at the end.
30:56Yours is very...
30:59I'm not sure about the shoes.
31:00They're a little pointy.
31:03Yours is quite good, Martha.
31:05I've drawn in the face and then rubbed it out about six times.
31:08Did you say rubbed one out?
31:11Exceptional.
31:12It's very Da Vinci.
31:13I think everyone's expecting me to be pretty good
31:16at this drawing lock, which I am,
31:18so I don't really feel any pressure
31:20because I went to art school.
31:21Yours is very good, too.
31:23Although it's hard to see.
31:25Let me see, Missy.
31:26Yours is looking very 30s, 40s.
31:29I mean, that's really nice.
31:32Mark.
31:33I decided to cover a little of the gentleman's modesty.
31:36I'm quite surprised that Mark wasn't willing
31:38to address the penis in the room.
31:40Well, mine is a particular close-up
31:43of something I particularly love.
31:46I always sign my things.
31:49And I think I did a really good job.
31:51Of course Kimmy only addresses the penis in the room.
31:54Kimmy, I must say, you have made him look like
31:56he needs a good course of penicillin.
31:59It's easy and it's green.
32:02Thank you, thank you.
32:04Thank you. Thank you very much.
32:06Wow.
32:06I hate her, but she is funny.
32:08I mean, they're all exceptional.
32:10But I have to say, for me, the most creative is Martha's.
32:13No!
32:14Yes, it is.
32:14I love the fact that she put it kind of towards the side.
32:18That's just where she was standing.
32:21Martha is the winner.
32:23Well done, Martha.
32:25It would be too obvious to choose mine.
32:27You know, I'll choose the one that's been drawn by the girl
32:29who went to art school, you know.
32:31Just have the others can have a go.
32:33Well done, Deb.
32:34You've been amazing.
32:35Thank you so much.
32:36So I thought we could have some, like, drinks downstairs
32:38and maybe a couple of nibbles.
32:40Good.
32:40So this is officially over now.
32:42It is.
32:42We can retire.
32:44Wow!
32:46Oh, that's balls on the table.
32:50After we had the Debbie Downer party,
32:52I wanted to laugh a little, drink a little,
32:55and, I don't know, draw a penis.
32:57This is charming.
32:58You know how to do it, Kimmy.
33:00And that's exactly how it's done.
33:03Ooh, these chicken burgers look good, no?
33:05Well, ladies, I hope everyone is having a nice time.
33:08I'm having such a good time.
33:10And it's such a good thing that the sun is out today.
33:14I know that Kimmy wants me to say, like,
33:17I'm fine, but I'm not fine.
33:20Like, it's not okay what you've said.
33:22Would you mind having a chat with me?
33:25Of course I would.
33:30I'm thinking, oh, I don't want to be here.
33:33I hate conflict.
33:34I'm planning just to get really drunk
33:36and keep my head down.
33:37I heard from the grapevine
33:39that you're a little bit upset.
33:41I'm quite upset.
33:42Why?
33:43Really?
33:44I don't understand why.
33:45Are you joking?
33:46No, I don't.
33:48Tell me what you're going to say
33:50because I'm a little shocked.
33:51Okay, we know when I spoke about my brother.
33:53Yes.
33:53And that is really a sensitive subject.
33:56Okay, but wait a minute.
33:57Wait a minute.
33:58Wait, let me stop you there.
33:59Yeah.
33:59I am not apathetic toward your situation.
34:02I have had horrible situations happen in my life.
34:05But what I do have a problem with
34:08is very sad situations thrown on people
34:11that you don't know that well.
34:12Exactly.
34:12You started and you said.
34:14Because it is a big topic in my life.
34:16Great.
34:17But do you think it's appropriate
34:18and a wine tasting?
34:20Yes.
34:21It's not wrong.
34:22But it's not an AA meeting.
34:24She's doing the you said and I never
34:26and the hands and moving.
34:28Like, it's definitely not an apology.
34:30It's Kimmy.
34:31It's not going to be an apology.
34:33That is a way of me getting to know people.
34:35That's not getting to know people.
34:36Of course it is.
34:37That's getting to suck people's energy.
34:39I got triggered because what you started with
34:42started a whole slew of sad stories.
34:46No, he wasn't.
34:47My dad was diagnosed with liver cancer.
34:49I had a sister who killed herself.
34:52But it's not wrong to be in touch with your emotions.
34:55Right.
34:55But I did think.
34:55But why would you use something someone says?
34:58Then you're like, oh, she's just trying to
35:00No, no.
35:01Sub story.
35:02He's a drug dealer.
35:03Whatever you said.
35:04No, no, no, no.
35:05Margot was there.
35:06She knows Margot.
35:08I just don't like her tone.
35:09Why is she yelling at Missy?
35:11This is how hard Kimmy will fight not to address her issues.
35:14But she's being rude.
35:16Kimmy's had a really tough life.
35:18She's triggered when someone else talks about it
35:19because Kimmy is not going to do the therapy.
35:21That is not Kimmy.
35:22Kimmy is going to party her way through that.
35:24But then that means we all have to do whatever Kimmy wants.
35:26Otherwise, she's going to kick off and be mean to us.
35:29That's not really nice.
35:30Yeah, she was insensitive.
35:32But Kimmy's not going to back down when confronted.
35:34It's like getting crossed with a dog
35:36for on the sidewalk.
35:38That's what they do, you know?
35:39Should I step in?
35:41Oh, to them.
35:42Don't go over there.
35:43Okay, you go.
35:44No, I don't.
35:45Maybe try and just diffuse it.
35:47Well, obviously, I'm going to try and diffuse it.
35:50Kimmy has chosen friends that will not call her out on her .
35:55No.
35:57So when she's around people who do call her out,
36:00I don't think she can cope with it at all.
36:03What are we going to do?
36:04We're just going to sit and drink and just never talk about tough things?
36:06Let me join you guys.
36:07Wait a minute.
36:07You're asking me to sit with a group of girls in a wine tasting.
36:12And it's not normal how people can even make fun of that .
36:16Whoa, rewind.
36:17There was no making fun.
36:19When people start opening up too much.
36:22No, but you didn't.
36:23It's not a make fun.
36:24No, I didn't.
36:26Yeah, you are.
36:26Is that what you said?
36:27You said it's just what happens when you're involved with drugs.
36:31So what?
36:32And you should get over it.
36:32What she does is she takes something and she manipulates it.
36:36And she stirs it around in her little cauldron.
36:39Oh, these are the ones that told me the Dara story.
36:41This girl said to me, oh, I think she's a madam.
36:47Makes it into something that gives her some attention.
36:51I don't need to get attention.
36:54Kenny Murdoch, you do everything for attention.
36:58You are the loudest little person I've ever met.
37:01You're like a pint-sized Popeye for attention.
37:07Margot, shut the up.
37:09You're a bitch.
37:10And by the way, finger out of my face, Kenny, or I will.
37:14Yeah, bring it on.
37:24Margot, Margot, shut the up.
37:26By the way, finger out of my face, Kenny, or I will.
37:29Yeah, bring it on.
37:32I kind of feel like we should be wearing bulletproof vest, but I also feel that's a really inappropriate thing
37:36to say in this situation.
37:39Well, Missy doesn't have to drink her way through her feelings.
37:42Well, great.
37:43I'm glad that I'm sitting with a bunch of people that are so in tune with their feelings.
37:46Don't look at her.
37:47Look at me.
37:49What am I looking at exactly?
37:51I'm looking at a heartless, mean, cold, bitter woman.
37:55Tell me exactly what I said.
37:57Do you not remember?
37:57No, I'm asking you.
37:59Why don't you have another drink and I'll tell you ten more times.
38:01Why don't you have another drink?
38:02I don't drink.
38:03When you're clear-eyed and sober, some people look different and some look the same.
38:07I've only seen one side of Kimmy, straight vodka with no ice.
38:11Best subject is very close to my heart.
38:14If that was too dark for you and attention-seeking, that's not okay.
38:18And I think it's dark.
38:18Because you really upset me.
38:19Well, it upset me too.
38:20Yeah.
38:21It upset you.
38:22Yeah, it did.
38:23I wasn't trying to belittle anything about the death of her brother.
38:27I thought it was inappropriate at a wine tasting to discuss such deep, dark issues.
38:35There's a place for that.
38:37But that wasn't the place for it.
38:39I don't think Kimmy said it to hurt her.
38:42I don't.
38:43I don't think Kimmy.
38:43No, I didn't know it was malice in it.
38:45And not everyone's the same, you know.
38:46Some people might want to share things and some people might not.
38:49You know what?
38:50Woman.
38:50I think you're jealous because I'm speaking about stuff.
38:54Oh, I'm so jealous.
38:54And because you don't want to share nothing about your life.
38:57No, this is not going anywhere.
38:57Let's just go.
38:58Total bitches.
38:59What?
39:00I like Kimmy.
39:01I thought we could actually be friends.
39:02She's not trying to hold accountability for what she said.
39:06She's trying to put it on Margot.
39:08And I just think I really do deserve an apology.
39:11No.
39:12Wait, what is...
39:12Oh, God.
39:13Hey.
39:14How's everyone doing?
39:16I've been on the mark, apparently.
39:18It's like a glass of champagne, please.
39:20There we are, darling, at your service.
39:22Are you okay?
39:23I mean, she's so, like, in her ways.
39:26I'm like, you know what?
39:27You're not even worth it.
39:29You're not worth it.
39:29No, babes.
39:30You want to talk about deep things?
39:31You can talk to me.
39:32Yeah, exactly.
39:33She's upset.
39:34She's upset.
39:35I am not apathetic to what happened to her.
39:39Yeah, but what you said was apathetic.
39:41Well, Margot, that's your interpretation of it.
39:44I think Missy's a pawn in a much bigger chess game.
39:48Margot made it into something now
39:50that makes me look like a bad person,
39:53which is a really bad chess move on her part.
39:55Really bad chess move, Margot.
39:57Well, I should say something to Missy.
39:59I'm going to say something.
40:01Missy, let me just say something to you.
40:04I would never intentionally hurt you
40:08from something that happened to your brother.
40:10I am the most sensitive person about these things.
40:15I apologize if you felt I was being sensitive.
40:18You can say whatever you want,
40:20but I think when you say certain things about people,
40:23Yeah, but it is who I am.
40:24But it's not certain things about people.
40:26Okay, well, then that's who you are,
40:27and that's who I am.
40:28Then we have to agree to disagree.
40:31Yeah, I don't think it's cool at all.
40:32And I'm not going to say,
40:34well, I don't think it's cool either
40:36to, like, tell me I can't say that
40:38I don't want to sit at lunch that's very dark.
40:40And I apologize if that hurts your feelings,
40:43but I, that's who I am.
40:45That's absolutely not an apology.
40:47I don't know what she was even saying.
40:49So, anyway.
40:51This is such a tragedy in my life.
40:54Don't you have any feelings towards another person
40:57and their, their grief?
41:00Are you okay?
41:01I'm fine, yeah.
41:02Just want to go home.
41:03I'm being made out to be the villain over here.
41:06It was so nice to see you.
41:08I hope everything gets better.
41:09It will be.
41:11Bye.
41:11Bye darling.
41:12It's been amazing.
41:13We're all leaving.
41:13Are you okay?
41:15them.
41:16No, Kimmy.
41:17I was not trying to be me.
41:20But you have upset her though.
41:22And I actually don't dislike her.
41:23I just found it heavy.
41:25But now she just feels like you've had a go at her
41:27for sharing something that she was vulnerable.
41:29Well, you know, she started getting in my face.
41:31You know what?
41:31The only thing I would say for her, it's not making fun.
41:34It's making light of something that is.
41:37It's so deep.
41:37That I think is also so close to her home.
41:40But couldn't you just said, I didn't mean it in a mean way.
41:43I'm sorry.
41:43Well, I did.
41:44I said you didn't even say sorry.
41:46But I did.
41:46I did in the end.
41:48Okay.
41:48I was trying to be nice.
41:49I've realized like, you know, whatever.
41:50Yeah.
41:50But like, I'm just saying like, some people are different.
41:54Maybe you'll never see O2 on it.
41:55No, exactly.
41:56And it doesn't really matter.
41:58It's okay.
41:59Thank you, my dad.
42:00And then South Carolina got involved.
42:02I'm like, whoa.
42:02I was like, bitch, what are you doing in here?
42:04No.
42:05Don't come at my throat.
42:07She's a .
42:07So she's a legendary punk.
42:12Next time on Ladies of London.
42:14Are you ready to join in Mealtime Magic Manners?
42:18You hold your fork like this.
42:19Wow.
42:20Really?
42:22If it's a boy, it's blue.
42:24And if it's a girl, it's pink inside.
42:27Something that was said that became into this huge thing.
42:30You did say that I did it for attention.
42:34If somebody stabbed you in the back, I would have defended you.
42:37Margot and I have been friends for 20 years.
42:39Well, then I'm not your friend.
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