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00:00:09Ted's got the ball!
00:00:11Time's running out. If he scores this one,
00:00:13him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight,
00:00:22he is headed straight for the head of fire.
00:00:27There they are!
00:00:2820!
00:00:30That's Ted to go!
00:00:42Oh my fucking leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Ted.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all the star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off with this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:24Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know no plays we're gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Bye, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06We'll come right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys.
00:02:12Bring it in!
00:02:12Come on!
00:02:13Bring it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:15Three!
00:02:16Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:33Yes!
00:02:3442-15.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:41Nice!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe!
00:03:22I have got great news.
00:03:34Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:41Uh!
00:03:41Uh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:46What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:53What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:56Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:03:57Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:03:59Ah!
00:04:01West?
00:04:02You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
00:04:06West, are you okay?
00:04:08Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off, and you're here cheating, doing drugs, and screwing someone in my house, and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:23It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old, and you can't even pay the damn bills.
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars, and I'm stuck with a loser like you.
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make, three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:56We're never going to make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:22Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards.
00:06:13Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great.
00:07:01Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:07And?
00:07:08I am adding him to our player roster, just in case.
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, está viejo.
00:07:20Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:23He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name was Ted.
00:07:28Of course.
00:07:28He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Yeah, well, Marika, you're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:38Si, Marika.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:42And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:53Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:07:59Three close games in a row?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:06Oh!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:08You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:13You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked out.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:30If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:34Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn.
00:08:53Acting like all of them plays with his ideas?
00:08:55Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:05Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:33This...
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're saved.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:47Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You've scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed up assistant.
00:09:57Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:03Me.
00:10:08Scott, if you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Hey, then.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:20Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:23You're benching me!
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team,
00:10:28but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:30You are done here.
00:10:32You're plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:37It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:54Ooh!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:18That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:21Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:22Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:26And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me,
00:11:29but I promise you,
00:11:30if you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose,
00:11:41we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:08Let's go!
00:12:11A win like this?
00:12:12We never even dreamed of!
00:12:14Following this place, we actually crushed it!
00:12:16Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:18You keep this fucking game!
00:12:20Yeah!
00:12:21Yeah!
00:12:22Yeah!
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:43Go Knights!
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:51rising all the way from the bottom of the league
00:12:53to the final four
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles,
00:12:57once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:02Losers, go home!
00:13:03You're as damned as straight!
00:13:05Get out!
00:13:06Get out!
00:13:06Get in!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:15And you,
00:13:17your plays get worse every damn game!
00:13:19How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:24nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss,
00:13:27we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:31We're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:32Oh, right.
00:13:33Next game,
00:13:34the semifinals gets tonight!
00:13:37You lose that,
00:13:39every fucking one of you are fired.
00:13:41So we already have done the most
00:13:43way of coach Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second,
00:13:46isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:51How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league,
00:13:57now they're on a winning streak,
00:13:58made it all the way to the semifinals.
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:02When he was around,
00:14:03we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:04For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:11You got a few tricks for me,
00:14:13now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:15Coach, please.
00:14:17Eating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win
00:14:22against that loser,
00:14:24every swinging dick here
00:14:26can pack their bags.
00:14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around,
00:14:35we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah, he won't win one fucking big or she with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:52guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine.
00:14:57I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent,
00:15:04you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10No, I, uh...
00:15:12I believe in my team.
00:15:14As long as you sit to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:18But from what I've heard,
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions.
00:15:29This guy's a clown
00:15:31who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:38I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is
00:15:43apologize.
00:15:44Right here.
00:15:45In front of everyone.
00:15:47And maybe
00:15:48I'll let you crawl back
00:15:50and be my assistant coach.
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:53Do you want our head coach
00:15:54to apologize to you?
00:15:56Cut!
00:15:57Wes is the head coach
00:15:59of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:02Giving him his job again
00:16:04would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:08I'm not going back.
00:16:10Don't tell me you actually
00:16:12think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you,
00:16:15born at the bottom,
00:16:16don't get to be champions.
00:16:17Ever.
00:16:18He's right.
00:16:19a trash
00:16:20like you
00:16:22belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24Good night.
00:16:31What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams
00:16:36in your 30s?
00:16:39Football
00:16:40is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players
00:16:42could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:45You'll never beat us.
00:16:54I'll say it one last time.
00:16:56I'll never join the Eagles.
00:16:59Oh, right.
00:17:00You're doing this for the Rays.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Uh,
00:17:03about 500 more a month.
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:08With that 500,
00:17:09maybe you could finally pay
00:17:10your damn utility bills.
00:17:14$500?
00:17:16Is that all you thought?
00:17:18Pathetic.
00:17:25Mr. Vincent?
00:17:27Here's your bonus
00:17:29for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:31$3 million.
00:17:34$3 million.
00:17:44No way.
00:17:45His bonus is $3 million?
00:17:47My loser ex-husband
00:17:49just turned into
00:17:50a damn million?
00:17:51That's going to be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting
00:17:53on a show for us.
00:17:57So the Eagles
00:17:58want to bring back
00:17:59a fired coach?
00:18:01Let me guess.
00:18:03your team's performance sucked.
00:18:06You fumbled all the tactics
00:18:07and now you want
00:18:08Ted to come
00:18:08and save your ass, right?
00:18:09Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got
00:18:12a few tricks
00:18:13from me.
00:18:15Only a shit team
00:18:16like yours
00:18:16would treat him
00:18:17like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your
00:18:20recent record,
00:18:21looks like our
00:18:22shit team
00:18:23could wipe
00:18:24the floor with you.
00:18:26With ease, bitch.
00:18:29Just wait, Ted.
00:18:31When I beat you,
00:18:33even if you come
00:18:34crawling back,
00:18:36I'll slam the door
00:18:37in your face.
00:18:38Hey,
00:18:39the Knights
00:18:40will never lose
00:18:41to you.
00:18:50The Knights
00:18:51who once sat
00:18:52dead last in the league
00:18:53have made
00:18:54a miracle run
00:18:55all the way
00:18:56to the semifinals.
00:18:57but today,
00:18:58they face
00:18:59the powerhouse
00:19:00Eagles.
00:19:01Will this be the end
00:19:02of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned
00:19:04for a fantastic game
00:19:05to come.
00:19:06Knights!
00:19:09Knights!
00:19:10Knights!
00:19:10Knights!
00:19:11Knights!
00:19:11Knights!
00:19:12Knights!
00:19:12Take a knee!
00:19:13Take a knee!
00:19:13Listen up!
00:19:14I know that team
00:19:15over there is strong,
00:19:16alright?
00:19:17No one
00:19:18expects us to win.
00:19:19Now I promise you,
00:19:21this team
00:19:22will go down
00:19:23if we run
00:19:24my plays.
00:19:25We will walk
00:19:26out of here
00:19:27with a win.
00:19:27I can promise you that.
00:19:29Yes, sir.
00:19:30Coach,
00:19:31we trust you
00:19:32completely.
00:19:33Alright, fellas,
00:19:34let's go get this win.
00:19:35Alright, boys,
00:19:35bring it in!
00:19:36Hands in the middle.
00:19:37Bart,
00:19:38this one's on you.
00:19:39Alright,
00:19:39win on three,
00:19:40win on me.
00:19:40One, two, three,
00:19:41win!
00:19:41Let's go, boys!
00:19:42Let's go!
00:19:47Ted,
00:19:48I know you're
00:19:48going to work
00:19:49miracles for me.
00:19:51The beer
00:19:51is just not
00:19:52suitable
00:19:53for a game
00:19:54of this caliber.
00:19:55It's for poor people.
00:19:56People of class.
00:19:59Like us.
00:20:01Need whiskey
00:20:01or wine.
00:20:04What's up
00:20:04for you
00:20:05in this game?
00:20:06I got a bowl
00:20:07of money
00:20:07riding on this, son.
00:20:08I need a win.
00:20:09Relax.
00:20:11This is a sure win.
00:20:12And make sure
00:20:13you get your money.
00:20:15Their team's
00:20:15combined worth
00:20:16is $30 million.
00:20:17This guy right here,
00:20:19$40 million.
00:20:20How are they supposed
00:20:21to compete with that?
00:20:22Well,
00:20:23as you know,
00:20:24I don't give a fuck
00:20:25about football.
00:20:26But I do care
00:20:27about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting
00:20:30on you
00:20:30to get this
00:20:30across the line.
00:20:32Two victory.
00:20:35Still betting
00:20:36way too soon,
00:20:37coach.
00:20:38Get him!
00:20:41Block him!
00:20:43Come on,
00:20:43block!
00:20:43Push through!
00:20:45Block!
00:20:46There we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:48Good!
00:20:48Good!
00:20:53Good!
00:20:54First day
00:20:54right from the start.
00:20:56The Knights
00:20:57are off
00:20:57to a blazing start.
00:20:58Scott drives it
00:21:00home for the
00:21:00first touchdown.
00:21:02What the fuck
00:21:02is happening?
00:21:06The Knights
00:21:07tactics are
00:21:07clearly working.
00:21:08The Eagles
00:21:09haven't scored
00:21:09a single point
00:21:10in the first half.
00:21:12Would they be
00:21:12pulling off
00:21:12a miracle today?
00:21:13They're a bunch
00:21:14of third-rate players
00:21:15with bargain bin salaries why the fuck are they good all of a sudden you fucking idiot i thought
00:21:20you said this would be no problem what the fuck am i paying you for it's gotta be a fluke
00:21:25it's
00:21:25gotta be ted he was my assistant he knows all my fucking plays but what are you gonna do about
00:21:29it
00:21:30i have i have a plan to turn this around trust me you better not be bullshitting me i swear
00:21:37to god
00:21:38that if i can't leave this team to victory i i'll resign this is your last chance son last chance
00:21:46am i clear don't fuck it up shit looks like i've got no choice kent what's up coach that broke
00:21:57ass
00:21:57team's only got one star player quarterback take him out they can't win this game
00:22:26the next score stands but the injured player looks like
00:22:31he cannot continue let's hope for a speedy recovery what are we doing that's rough in
00:22:35the past that's a 15-yard penalty you idiot don't make me kick you out of the game coach
00:22:44this is my house boy can't run this field boy hey
00:22:55oh you mother fuck hey hey listen to me hey are you blind coach don't question me you want to
00:23:05keep
00:23:05coaching get back to your sideline now yeah you son of a bitch how much you paying these refs who
00:23:12cares
00:23:13your only star player is out you have no chance of winning this game today
00:23:21i have cash to burn nobody can touch me bed back to your sideline now good job got your cash
00:23:30letter by
00:23:33you're talented big deal one word from me henry gets you fired for leaking my place
00:23:41the world belongs to people like us nice little sweater by the way let's go look
00:23:48i'll call you back i think she's calling you
00:24:04the eagles have taken the lead swiftly and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock
00:24:09looks as though the knights might not pull off the miracle today
00:24:13three of our key players are out if this keeps up we're finished
00:24:18west obviously bribed the refs unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits
00:24:22and score we're done for come on coach somebody like that is top tier at least
00:24:27we're in the middle of a damn game how are we supposed to find someone like that
00:24:38all right ted warm up
00:24:41only you can save the knights
00:24:47hold on wait boss what do you mean warm up ted i did my research you used to be a
00:24:54star
00:24:55from wearing for that accent you'd be in the hall of fame by now
00:24:59i need you to warm up ted ted vincent the same guy the media used to call the best player
00:25:05ncaa
00:25:06no way you're my head coach
00:25:12grace i'm the head coach i can't just go out there and be a player
00:25:16actually you can i registered you as a player before we started
00:25:22you're officially on the roster you want to warm up
00:25:34my legs healed but i haven't played in so long can i really do this
00:25:42hey you want that super bowl ring or not huh you got this
00:25:51now take the championship that belongs to me
00:25:59maybe maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player
00:26:12the past injuries are behind me they won't stop me now
00:26:26all right let's crush them
00:26:30yeah
00:26:31yeah
00:26:31yeah
00:26:32yeah
00:26:32yeah
00:26:33yeah
00:26:33yeah
00:27:08Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at
00:27:17head coach Ted Vincent going out there, warming up mid-half time? It must be raining cats and
00:27:22dogs because I feel like barking. Ted, you're that leg-broken loser. Don't tell me you're
00:27:29actually thinking of getting in the game. You got that right? You're in your 30s, man.
00:27:35What good is that going to do? My team's valued at over a billion dollars. You're just a worthless
00:27:39cripple. A billion dollars, huh? The deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point. What if I
00:27:51score?
00:27:52What if you score? Let's make a bet. You score one point, you can slap me in the face one
00:27:58sometimes. And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you. I'll give you some
00:28:03lines already. We'll face him in the middle later.
00:28:11Game's almost lost and he's still talking to me. I'm going to turn his face into baby.
00:28:15Let's go. Let's go. You ready? Let's do this.
00:28:59You threw that way too far. No one's catching that.
00:29:01He don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff.
00:29:05You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:25Holy guacamole!
00:29:26The Knights quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked their entire team.
00:29:59What a wild play!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching 10 Vincent and who makes a score?
00:30:08No!
00:30:15No!
00:30:17No!
00:30:19No!
00:30:19No!
00:30:19Best day on Knights!
00:30:21No!
00:30:23No!
00:30:23He just caught the past and threw himself.
00:30:25Yes! Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:29I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:35He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:37Look at the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly. I know him. He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:46Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50I can't. I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not gonna be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Good.
00:30:57From now on, lock onto the center.
00:31:00If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again! Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tackle like it was nothing.
00:31:31Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:33He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:35Ted!
00:31:36God.
00:31:37He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40A hundred million?
00:31:41At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:45You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:47I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I-I-I-I don't-
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:32:00Rude!
00:32:01This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:02I should never listen to you.
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:11Garcia!
00:32:23I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:28The Knights on offense now.
00:32:30My God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:35That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:41Timeout!
00:32:42Timeout!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:49The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:54I don't know what's going on.
00:32:56Hey!
00:32:57Ref!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:32:59These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:04You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:25You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please!
00:33:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Let me kiss.
00:33:47You see, Ted.
00:33:48You could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not care.
00:33:52I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash.
00:34:00And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:10Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Yeah!
00:34:17Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28I won't win.
00:34:29Stop him!
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it!
00:34:42Ted with the interception, and he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible!
00:34:51Even juiced up he can't stop Ted!
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02Yes.
00:35:16Unbelievable!
00:35:18The Knights of tying it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:21Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! This time, I'll take home the
00:35:33trophy.
00:35:34There's only one minute left. Ted's got the ball. He is leading the offense.
00:35:38Stop him! If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it. It looks like a ghost town on that side
00:35:48of the field.
00:35:49Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:50See? I told you, I can't win.
00:35:53We'll drag this into overtime and then we'll crush a little.
00:35:57Alright.
00:36:09Hail Mary!
00:36:11My God, Ted just pulled out a game winning!
00:36:14Hail Mary!
00:36:22Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:30We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted.
00:36:38We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41Still what needed to be done.
00:36:42Yeah!
00:36:45Yeah!
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now!
00:36:52Come on, I know Ted. He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth!
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:02Yes, sir.
00:37:02Alright!
00:37:03Marika, ganamos!
00:37:05Marika!
00:37:10What are you doing here?
00:37:12I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:14Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:23Apologize to Ted.
00:37:24Now!
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry.
00:37:33Now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:38What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:41I'll make you head coach.
00:37:42Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:45Two million a year, minimum.
00:37:47What?
00:37:47Two million a year?
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:52Seriously?
00:37:54Uh, boss.
00:37:56What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up!
00:38:00You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted!
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:16Back together.
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:48Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay? Let's go home and talk. Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options?
00:39:04You're just the owner of some trash team. Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:14What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:24I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:31The Taylor family? The richest family in the world.
00:39:34The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:41That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55You bitch!
00:39:57You will pay for this!
00:40:05Ted, come back to the Eagles. I'll give you whatever you want. Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:14They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:17You sure, son? Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:24I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:29I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:34You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:36You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:38Pass your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:42Sir, sir? Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:50Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet. Care and spare.
00:40:54So you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:56We'll just call even.
00:40:58After, just come back.
00:40:59Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on!
00:41:04Hit me!
00:41:05Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:07I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:09I don't want to fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:11You saw me fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:13Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:40I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:43Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:45Coach West!
00:41:48We have received reports that you help bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:56Please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59This...
00:41:59Ted!
00:42:00You gotta talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:04Illegals, I don't even...
00:42:05Please!
00:42:06Please! I'll do anything you want.
00:42:07I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you...
00:42:10are a disgrace...
00:42:12to the NFL.
00:42:15Ted, wait!
00:42:16Stimped!
00:42:19You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:36Um...
00:42:37I was thinking...
00:42:38maybe...
00:42:40if you wanted...
00:42:41you could...
00:42:42stay with me.
00:42:44For a little while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48Alright.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly.
00:42:55It's way closer to the field.
00:42:57Yeah.
00:43:02When they find out how you're treating...
00:43:04the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:05Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:06Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:08I'm begging you, please.
00:43:08Let him go.
00:43:11Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault!
00:43:15If I weren't you, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:18Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:22Where are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant.
00:43:24He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:26How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:29No wonder he turned down my offer.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:36You still own the Giants.
00:43:37They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot,
00:43:41I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose?
00:43:47Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:55Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league,
00:44:00and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:01I'm not just going to sit around here and let people...
00:44:03Thank you so much.
00:44:04I hope you have a good day.
00:44:07Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:09You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry, sir.
00:44:17He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:19Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:34This is my house.
00:44:35And, um, I have spare bedrooms,
00:44:38so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40It's usually just me.
00:44:42All right.
00:44:42Here's the kitchen.
00:44:53And...
00:44:54Here's the couch.
00:44:55You should come sit.
00:44:57All right. Thanks.
00:45:03I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:06All right. Thanks.
00:45:07Casa es su casa.
00:45:10Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:15I'm sick.
00:45:35I'm sick.
00:45:38What's up?
00:45:39Hey, you okay?
00:45:41I just pulled something.
00:45:43Okay.
00:45:47Okay, okay.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:52Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:56Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back.
00:46:21Oh, my God, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:39I'll grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:47:07I'm just gonna do it.
00:47:09You're so...
00:47:14I'm gonna take a look.
00:47:15I've been so caught up with work the past couple of years.
00:47:19I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great, great.
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay, bye.
00:47:31Everything okay?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:37It's just, uh,
00:47:40my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:42I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:46Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know,
00:47:56I was thinking, um,
00:47:59if you're not busy tomorrow,
00:48:02if you don't have any plans,
00:48:05maybe you could come with me,
00:48:07or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:12You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:17What do you think?
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I might be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:28If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:33I'll take that.
00:48:34Two stars.
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:37If you do,
00:48:39nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41No, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:43and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:46Actually, I'm gonna go right now
00:48:48and have Emily
00:48:49help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:55And maybe, after you win the championship,
00:48:58I'll give you marks back.
00:49:08It's been a while.
00:49:09I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some...
00:49:24some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27Alright, no problem.
00:49:48Well, well, well.
00:49:50Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:56What?
00:49:56All those years working out there,
00:49:58and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover.
00:50:04700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:08No, no, no, Alan.
00:50:10You'll be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:16It's just a bit early
00:50:17to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:19unless, of course, it's a broken-down,
00:50:21second-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:32Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there
00:50:36and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:38Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:42before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49You smile on the circus.
00:50:51Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah, sorry.
00:50:54Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:01Family.
00:51:02I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy!
00:51:17My kid!
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:31The heat has been gone for years
00:51:33and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if you're not secure.
00:51:40He's healthy and safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all.
00:51:48But money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights.
00:51:55He had 400 grand a year.
00:51:58400 grand?
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg Alan to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:24but if you beg nicely, I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:29Janitor job?
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:45Yeah, that's right.
00:52:46With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing at...
00:52:51I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me.
00:52:54Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:57Is it over two million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:08Two million, but please.
00:53:11A loser like you could make that kind of money in like ten lifetimes.
00:53:15No, Oliver.
00:53:17My son is trying to help your son get a decent job.
00:53:20And he throws out a finger like that and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:25You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, please.
00:53:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:44Dad, hey.
00:53:45You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights.
00:53:51What?
00:53:53Work for the Knights?
00:53:58You work for the Knights?
00:54:01You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:05You're in your thirties, so nobody.
00:54:07You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:13I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you.
00:54:24That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please. Everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple. You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:42Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:47I know my son.
00:54:49He's not a liar.
00:54:51Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie. Okay.
00:54:54Then, Helen, genius, what exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:07You're the head coach. That's not what you're saying.
00:55:10Oh, come on. Your lies are giving me more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:20I'm just a security manager. I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying to act a big shot to make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:43If I didn't work for the Knights, I might not believe in you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try, by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach.
00:55:50You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:54So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach dressed like that.
00:56:01Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:12Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place. Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:17A certain stamping with corpolini is too.
00:56:22Wait, wait, wait. Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what? He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:36Of course. If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine. Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:51Of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this. I just met the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:03I'm going to be telling everybody about this. Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:11Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you. I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son, is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy is obviously an actor. You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:34Come on.
00:57:35Just admit it. You're a nobody.
00:57:38A fraud.
00:57:40You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:43Scraping pie for life.
00:57:51You can insult me all you want.
00:57:54Don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:01Enough.
00:58:08So what if you make this stupid final?
00:58:11Today is your grandfather's birthday. Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:22You broke bastard. You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to
00:58:26crash this party?
00:58:27Really?
00:58:27You did bring something so fair.
00:58:36I made this thing myself.
00:58:39It's for father.
00:58:40You've got to be kidding me.
00:58:42You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:45Oh please. Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:56Pathetic.
00:58:58I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the trash.
00:59:02Where it belongs.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:17What are you doing?
00:59:18What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it.
00:59:24What?
00:59:26Look at me.
00:59:26This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:34What? You want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:40Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:43With pleasure.
00:59:48This one could actually 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:57Wait for it.
00:59:59This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:07200 grand. Easy.
01:00:09$200,000.
01:00:11You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:15Take a look.
01:00:19Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:24Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:27God.
01:00:28All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:01:01Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:12I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl that has been telling you about.
01:01:17He said you were beautiful.
01:01:19He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:21That's very kind of you.
01:01:24Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:35Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:37Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:41I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:48You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:57Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:00A painting?
01:02:02Please.
01:02:03How expensive would that be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:08Work around for a million dollars.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:25This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more by now.
01:02:33So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:39Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here can tell.
01:02:42For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:47That should be a non-proof.
01:02:49You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:52Don't say that.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:55What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:05Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:09just don't bring a forgery, okay, to Grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan!
01:03:13This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:15Father has a good eye for art.
01:03:17Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:19This trash?
01:03:21You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:24Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:37What just happened?
01:03:41That is...
01:03:43Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:45Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift, but I could tell it was so fake,
01:03:52I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:03:59But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that, it has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso!
01:04:09Oh my God!
01:04:11See? Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here, you're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:28That's my boy, that's my boy.
01:04:30All that college education, and you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:36Just shut your mouth!
01:04:38Why, why did you hit me?
01:04:40You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:46What, three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe their story, it's obviously a knock-off!
01:04:50I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive, and I know real from fake.
01:04:55It was worth more than three million, until you ruined it!
01:05:01What? It's real?
01:05:06Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend, she's the one who brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:22No, it cannot be real.
01:05:25No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this!
01:05:31It has to be a fake, obviously!
01:05:34I got it. Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on, I'm calling the cops.
01:05:45Alan, the truth is right in front of you. You just refuse to see it.
01:05:52Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead. I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course! I'm the night security manager, I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:08This guy, just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:16You know what I mean?
01:06:18How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry, once you're locked up, I'm gonna take very good care of her.
01:06:33Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:37Actually, Grace owns the night's.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you, my son doesn't lie.
01:06:54Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:02Oh my God.
01:07:04What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First you destroy a $3 million painting of his line.
01:07:12And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan.
01:07:16How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:18You pay for that?
01:07:19$3 million?
01:07:20Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:23No, no, no, no.
01:07:26It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:29Please, please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding, huh?
01:07:35Was it a misunderstanding when you assaulted us earlier?
01:07:39Ted, Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:51I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:54This would ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen.
01:08:09You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:22We're so sorry.
01:08:23He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:25Ted.
01:08:25We're so very sorry.
01:08:26Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:39You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:45Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:01If we had known he was so powerful, we'd never would have crossed him.
01:09:05It's about time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:07Oh, he's dead.
01:09:08Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:10Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:13You're welcome.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:24Alright, Tenor.
01:09:25Opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:28Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:32Relax.
01:09:33I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39That coach's license got revoked.
01:09:42How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:47Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:53You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:56And you're still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:01This time's different.
01:10:03The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:08I think that's twenty times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13He'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my place, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:32So what's cheating?
01:10:34Silly place, huh?
01:10:36In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:43No.
01:10:44You lost to Ted.
01:10:45You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:48Win.
01:10:49I win the championship?
01:10:52No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser.
01:10:59Paid the winner.
01:11:01Ten million dollars?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:05We salute your apology.
01:11:17Damn you Ted!
01:11:19You're gonna make sure?
01:11:20You're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:22You'll never get back off!
01:11:26The Giants, three-time defending champions and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:40So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:43Here we go.
01:11:44The Knights push forward for their first offensive move and it is not looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:54They truly are the best.
01:11:56Not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong Ted?
01:12:03Getting just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:06Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:08Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:17Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me.
01:12:21I got this.
01:12:27Seriously Ted, a field goal? Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on big shot, we'll see a Hail Mary.
01:12:34Please. A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship? What a joke!
01:12:40He couldn't move the ball once. There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:43On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up!
01:12:51And it's good!
01:12:53The Knights score from 50 yards back!
01:12:56Unbelievable! This is why we do what we do.
01:12:59No way.
01:13:00It's awesome.
01:13:02What's up boys?
01:13:04Hey!
01:13:05As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:08Woo hoo hoo hoo!
01:13:08Woo hoo!
01:13:09Woo hoo!
01:13:20Woo hoo!
01:13:22Woo hoo!
01:13:22Woo hoo!
01:13:22Unbelievable!
01:13:23And that's totally leaning, despite the massive gap in strength.
01:13:28The score is now 17-7.
01:13:30What the hell are you doing?
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:34You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you've been scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:44I have no other option.
01:13:47I can't win.
01:13:49Fucking useless!
01:13:50Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:13:58Good night, good night.
01:14:18Good night, K.
01:14:20Thank you, sir.
01:14:31Oh my God, it's gone.
01:14:33I'm not alone.
01:14:33I can't win!
01:14:35I can't win!
01:14:36No!
01:14:36I can't win!
01:14:38Nobody wanted it to, besides me.
01:14:41But guess what?
01:14:42The Knights are the NFL Championship.
01:14:45You can sleep well tonight, Mom.
01:14:47Ted, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:14:49You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:51And enjoy, my friend.
01:14:53You deserve it.
01:14:54The NFL Champions.
01:14:57More Knights!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:07Keep going, West.
01:15:10You sure remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:17Loser at this game owes the other ten million dollars.
01:15:21And?
01:15:21Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:23Ten million dollars.
01:15:26I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:29Ted, have mercy.
01:15:31We used to be colleagues.
01:15:33Remember? We...
01:15:35I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:38And if I'm forced of the NFL, whatever.
01:15:40You can't let him off like that!
01:15:43If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:45He costs our guys everything. He has to pay!
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:50Come on, coach. You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:51Ooh!
01:15:53Look.
01:16:03Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:06I never should have done what I did.
01:16:10And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:15As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart, I dropped the ten million dollars.
01:16:27But?
01:16:30You need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah, no, no problem.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:40Really sorry.
01:16:41Really sorry about it.
01:16:42Really, really sorry.
01:16:43Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:45Hey, man.
01:16:45Really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:48You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:16:52You!
01:16:53Son of a bitch.
01:16:54If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:58You told me to take out your players.
01:16:59You did.
01:17:00I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:01I'm gonna report him in the police.
01:17:06Dammit!
01:17:07You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:09If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:14Ted, it was all West.
01:17:17Look.
01:17:18So what?
01:17:18We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:22Help me win the next championship.
01:17:25Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:28Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:36NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:44Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:47Come join me.
01:17:48We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:18Come on, man.
01:18:20$100 million?
01:18:24Ted, work with me here.
01:18:25You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:28All right.
01:18:29He was just a jet hulk.
01:18:32I don't know.
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:35But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42All right, boys, get him out of here.
01:18:44I'm tired of this.
01:18:44Hey, hey, guys.
01:18:45Chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing!
01:18:47I can give you everything, but I can give you everything!
01:18:50Well, Ted!
01:18:50I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:51What are you doing?!
01:18:58Grace.
01:19:01I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:07Now.
01:19:10And then it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:13Mmm.
01:19:16Ruling on the field stands.
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