00:00So I'm sure you've all, uh, seen the hit cartoon series and possibly the movie of The Untouchables, a little,
00:09a little classic, so we boot off here, the game starts you picking what kind of, what kind of audio
00:16you want, which is rather unusual, we'll go with stereo, it's, it's, yeah, it looks like the alpha node is
00:26accessed at night.
00:27So we're going to the courthouse, gotta, gotta pay my ticket, here we are, I'm the boy at the top,
00:34oh shit, the judge is pissed and he's trying to lay waste to me, so you gotta use your mafia
00:40techniques and lay waste to the local courthouse, show this jury who's truly innocent, look at, look how slow he
00:50walks up, so there's your map, you gotta like, they got plant bombs all over the courthouse,
00:57show them who has a true sense of justice here, not those corrupted judge fiends that judge you based on
01:07falsely planted evidence, DNA my ass, that's just, uh, that's just something the cops and detectives conjured up to frame
01:18me,
01:19there's no such thing as DNA, that's ridiculous, but yeah, this is just your standard run-of-the-mill court
01:26shoot-em-up, I mean, if you're a, if you're like an ex-convict,
01:31you might, you might find this game very pleasurable to play, I mean, you're gonna have revenge on the people
01:38that convicted you or whatever, but, I mean, otherwise, don't bother, what's this,
01:44there's, like, a bunch of fools in that glass house there, oh, I wanna kill these guys first, I don't
01:49know,
01:50and it should be, I mean, those games get into one, no doubt, but actually, um, if you play it,
01:56all the levels are actually
01:57kind of different, like, one level, it's kind of Sunset Riders-esque, you're all flopping around, shooting forward, but yeah,
02:07never mind,
02:08wait, this, this is just shit, one out of ten.
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