00:00Peggy 18
00:03This is Patricia Tannis
00:05And I have found another vault
00:07As you may know
00:08It's from Pandora
00:10You don't want to hear about that
00:11Vault Hunter
00:12I'm Tori
00:13And I'm here to ask you one question
00:15And one question only
00:17Explosions
00:21We at the Tori Corporation
00:22Sincerely believe this is f***ing awesome
00:25It's so awesome that we're going to set up a tournament
00:27To find us number one badass
00:29If you want in
00:30Come to where the vault is buried
00:32In the badass crater
00:33Of badassitude
00:38Piston will sponsor you
00:39Piston will take you under his muscly wing
00:42And we will open that vault together
00:45S'up showdy
00:47I'ma be a trainer
00:48Right now you like pow
00:49But when I'm done you're going to be like
00:52The most buxom sponsor
00:54Of the history of Pandora
00:56Mad Moxie
00:59Miss me sugar?
01:00All right now you can
01:28Stoparin' nareks
01:30Thank you
01:33I'm going to kill you and make sandwiches out of your court.
01:40It's time for a LUDEFROGION!
01:48The Vault Hunter's looking badass out there!
01:51Nobody puts on a show like the Vault Hunter!
02:01No no no no no no no no no no!
02:03Badass greater, badass-a-tune!
02:05Oh-ho-ho!
