00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:06These young and courageous new recruits are on their way to a top secret training facility
00:13One of our army's best kept secrets
00:17After a brief inspection of one of our highly technical training manuals, it's time to hit the obstacle course
00:24Here at our lethal obstacle course, the boys will be separated from the men
00:29This particular chap is showing surprising bravado, as he hasn't shot himself yet
00:34Back at the secret camp, recruits can relax with a nice hot bath
00:39Purchase ammunition at highly reduced rates
00:44And even enjoy a friendly game of cards
00:48But it's no picnic at Pebble Beach
00:51In this cowardly attack, our troops put up a most brave and courageous defense
00:56But we're ultimately defeated
01:01But our men are trained experts
01:04A short while ago, they too were average boys from an average family
01:08In the near future, they will have learned many things
01:11How to use a knife
01:14How to navigate
01:17Or how to deal with vicious killer monkeys
01:21If you're between 12 and 86, you can begin training immediately
01:26Stop by at www.supertrenchtech.com for complete information
01:31Write that address down, chaps
01:33Tally-ho!
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