00:00Hi, I'm Jock Cranley, former Vinewood stuntman, actor, and now highly qualified candidate for governor.
00:06I hate immigrants, the crippled, I can't stand unions, cops, old ladies.
00:12The thing is, at least you know I'm a dick.
00:14My opponent Sue Murray is a know-it-all shrew who actually thinks helping people is the best way to
00:19help people.
00:20Listen, I've base jumped off skyscrapers. I understand the intricacies of city planning.
00:24We've cared about people for far too long.
00:27I'm not extending a helping hand. I'm giving you all the finger.
00:31Vote for me, Jock Cranley, and help yourselves.
00:34This message paid for by Jock Cranley for governor.
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