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Doctor Who (2005) S01E04
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00:07There's a strange man in my bedroom.
00:10No.
00:12Mum, I'm in town!
00:14No, get going! Just go home right now!
00:16Darling, you're breaking up! Mum!
00:21Right then, I'll be off.
00:24Unless, uh, I don't know, you could come with me.
00:28Is it always this danger?
00:29Yeah.
01:04How long have I been gone?
01:06About 12 hours.
01:11Right, I won't be long. I just want to see my mum.
01:13What are you going to tell her?
01:14I don't know.
01:15I've been to the year five billion, and then you've been gone, what, 12 hours?
01:20Hmph.
01:21Now I just tell her I've spent the night of dreams.
01:23See you later.
01:24Oh, don't you disappear.
01:26You've been in the year.
01:33I don't know.
01:41I don't know.
01:45They're good, but they're worse!
01:50No!
01:50They're running late!
01:54They're just friends, in a goddamn day.
01:56They're just even out there!
01:57I'm back! Shireen, he's all upset again. You in?
02:01So, what's been going on? How you been?
02:04What? What's that face for? It's not the first time I stayed out all night.
02:17It's you. Of course it's me.
02:20Oh, my God. It's you. Oh, my God.
02:32Um, it's not twelve hours. It's twelve months.
02:36You've been gone a whole year. Sorry.
02:39Yeah!
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05:05I can't tell her. I can't even begin.
05:08She's never going to forgive me.
05:10And I missed a year. Was it good?
05:13Meddling.
05:13It's so useless.
05:15Well, if it's this much trouble, are you going to stay here now?
05:18I don't know.
05:20I can't do that to her again, though.
05:22Well, she's not coming with us.
05:25No job.
05:26I don't do families.
05:28She slaps you.
05:29900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
05:32Your face.
05:33It hurts.
05:34You're so gay.
05:37When you say 900 years...
05:40That's my age.
05:41You're 900 years old.
05:42Yeah.
05:45My mum was right. That is one hell of an age gap.
05:52Every conversation with you just goes mental.
05:55There's no one else I can talk to.
05:57So, I've seen all that stuff up there, the size of it, and I can't say a word.
06:03Aliens and spaceships and things, and...
06:07I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist.
06:10What?
06:11Oh, no, no.
06:14Oh...
06:18Oh, my God.
06:27Go on.
06:29Oh, my God.
07:43It's blocked off.
07:45We're miles from the centre.
07:47The scene must be gridlocked.
07:49The whole of London must be closing down.
07:51I know.
07:51I can't believe I'm here to see this.
07:52This is fantastic.
07:54Did you know this was going to happen?
07:55Nope.
07:56Do you recognise the ship?
07:57Nope.
07:59Do you know why it crashed?
08:00Nope.
08:01Oh, I'm so glad I got you.
08:02I bet you are.
08:02This is what I travel for, Rose, to see history happening right in front of us.
08:07Let's go and see it.
08:08Never mind the traffic.
08:10We've got the TARDIS.
08:11Better not.
08:12They've already got one spaceship in the middle of London.
08:14I don't want to shove another one on top.
08:15Yeah, but yours looks like a big blue box.
08:17No one's going to notice.
08:18You'd be surprised, emergency like this.
08:20There'll be all kinds of people watching.
08:22Trust me, the TARDIS stays where it is.
08:25So history's happening and we're stuck here?
08:27Yes, we are.
08:40Big Ben destroyed as a UFO crash lands in central London.
08:44Police reinforcements are drafted in from across the country to control widespread panic, looting
08:50and civil disturbance.
08:52A state of national emergency has been declared.
08:55Tom Hitchinson is at the scene.
08:57The police urge in the public not to panic.
09:00There's a helpline number on screen right now if you're worried about friends or family.
09:06The military are on the lookout for more spaceships.
09:09Until then, all flights in North American airspace have been grounded.
09:14The army is sending divers into the wreck of the spaceship.
09:17No one knows what they're going to find.
09:20The president will address the nation live from the White House.
09:23But the secretary general has asked that people watch the sky.
09:27I've got no choice.
09:29You've broken your mother back.
09:30Either I make him well.
09:31You've broken your mother back.
09:31I'm risking everything.
09:32I think you don't make the fire.
09:34Oi, I'm trying to listen.
09:35This is current whereabouts.
09:37News is just coming in.
09:39We can go to Tom at the embankment.
09:41They've found a body.
09:43It's unconfirmed, but I'm being told that a body has been found in the wreckage.
09:47A body of non-terrestrial origins.
09:50It's been brought ashore.
09:55A body of some sort has been found inside the wreckage of the spacecraft.
09:59Oh, I guess who asked me out.
10:01Billy Crane.
10:02Oh!
10:03Unconfirmed reports say that the body is of extraterrestrial origin.
10:07An extraordinary event unfolding here live in central London.
10:12The body is being transferred to a secure unit mortuary.
10:16The whereabouts as yet unknown.
10:18Roads in central London are being...
10:19When you've stuck your fins on, you can cover the whole lot in buttercream.
10:23Oh, look at that.
10:24Then ice it.
10:25Any colour you want.
10:27Here's one I made a little bit earlier.
10:29And look at that.
10:30Your very own spaceship ready to eat.
10:32And for something a little extra special.
10:34Albion Hospital.
10:36We still don't know whether it's alive or dead.
10:39Whitehall is denying everything.
10:41But the body has been brought here.
10:43Albion Hospital.
10:44With the roads closed off, it's the closest to the river.
10:47Come on.
10:49I'm being told that's General Asquith now entering the hospital.
11:01The building's been evacuated.
11:04The patients have been moved out onto the streets.
11:06The police still won't confirm the presence of an alien body contained inside those walls.
11:27Let's have a look, then.
11:34Good God.
11:38That's real.
11:39It's not a hoax or a dummy, or...
11:42I've x-rayed the skull.
11:43It's wired up inside like nothing I've ever seen before.
11:47No one could make this up.
11:51We've got experts being flown in.
11:53Until they arrive, get that out of sight.
12:10Excuse me, sir.
12:12I know it's a state of emergency, and there's a lot of rumour flying around, but is it true
12:16what they're saying about the Prime Minister?
12:32Mystery still surrounds the whereabouts of the Prime Minister.
12:34He's not been seen since the emergency began.
12:36The opposition are criticising his lack of leadership, and...
12:40Hold on.
12:45Oh, that's Joseph Green, MP for Hartley-Dale.
12:49He's chairman of the Parliamentary Commission on the Monitoring of Sugar Standards in exported
12:55confectionery, with respect, hardly the most important person right now.
13:00Indra Ganesh, sir.
13:01Junior Secretary with the MOG.
13:03I'll be your liaison.
13:04Where the hell is he?
13:06If you could talk in private, sir.
13:07Follow me upstairs.
13:08Excuse me.
13:10Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North.
13:12I'm sorry, can't it wait?
13:13But I did have an appointment at 3.15.
13:16Yes, and then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London.
13:19I think the schedule might have changed.
13:23You've heard about the alien body, sir.
13:25Never mind that.
13:26Where is he?
13:27Where's the Prime Minister?
13:28Oh, no, sir.
13:29He's disappeared.
13:30I have to inform you that with the city gridlocked and the Cabinet stranded outside London,
13:34that makes you acting, Prime Minister, with immediate effect.
13:37Oh, Lord.
13:38Oh, hold on.
13:40Pardon me.
13:41It's a nervous stomach.
13:43Anyway.
13:49Margaret Blaine.
13:50She's with M.I.5.
13:51There's no more information, sir.
13:53I personally escorted the Prime Minister from the Cabinet room to his car.
13:56Mrs. Oliver Charles, Transport Liaison.
13:59The car's disappeared.
14:00There's no record of it, sir.
14:02It literally vanished.
14:03Right.
14:04Inside.
14:05Tell me everything.
14:07Uh, sir.
14:09The emergency protocols.
14:11Detailing the actions to be taken by the Government of Great Britain in the event of an alien encod.
14:15Right.
14:16Good.
14:17Blimey.
14:19Pardon me.
14:21It's work, eh?
14:40It's work, eh?
14:54You're fine.
14:57You're fine.
14:59You're fine.
15:08And where do you think you're going?
15:10Nowhere.
15:12It's just a bit human in there for me.
15:14History just happened.
15:15They're talking about where you can buy dodgy top-up cards for a hard price.
15:18I'm off in a wonder, that's all.
15:20Right.
15:20There's a spaceship on the Thames and you're just wandering.
15:23Nothing to do with me.
15:24It's not an invasion.
15:25That was a genuine crash lander.
15:27Angle of descent, color of smoke, everything.
15:29It was perfect.
15:30So...
15:30So maybe this is it.
15:32First contact.
15:33The day mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race.
15:37I'm not interfering.
15:38Because you've got to handle this on your own.
15:40That's when the human race finally grows up.
15:42Just this morning you're all tiny and small and made of clay.
15:45Now you can expand.
15:48You don't need me.
15:49Go and celebrate history.
15:50Spend some time with your mum.
15:52Promise you won't disappear.
15:58Tell you what.
16:00Tardis key.
16:02About time you had one.
16:03See you later.
16:23Come back and join the party.
16:34Come back and join the party.
16:39Oh my god.
16:50Oh, my God.
17:10Doctor!
17:12Doctor!
17:40Doctor!
17:41Doctor!
17:41Doctor!
17:44Doctor!
17:45Doctor!
17:48Doctor!
18:01Doctor!
18:05Doctor!
18:07no one's bought your coffee. Thank you. Pleasure. You still can't go in. Damn, you've seen through
18:15my cunning plan. Look, I'm sorry. It's just impossible. Not even for two minutes. I don't
18:24get many chances to walk these corridors. I'm hardly one of the babes, just a faithful
18:28backbencher. And I know we've had a brave new world land right on our doorstep, and
18:33that's wonderful. I think that's probably wonderful. Nevertheless, ordinary life
18:38keeps ticking away. I need to enter this paper. Oh, Mr. Green, sir, I know you're
18:46busy, but could you put this on the next cabinet agenda? What is it? Cottage
18:50hospitals. I've worked out a system whereby cottage hospitals do not have to be
18:56excluded from centres of excellence. You see, my mother's in the Flydale
18:59infirmary. That's my constituency tiny little place. You wouldn't know it. But
19:02it's given me a chance to... By all the saints, get some perspective, woman. I'm
19:07busy.
19:34She's, of course. I knew that, Grosuto. But as of something thather
19:50the level of faith and pathology, she doesn't make mean look.
19:50the Little Norse, Dr. Rolling Ngby ... She prophet
19:50the way- Ils praهم above me It's
20:00years you've come true, you've gotta have been put
20:02this away well-called.
20:03Oh, my God.
20:55Oh, my God.
21:11Oh, my God.
21:37Oh, my God.
22:05Oh, my God.
22:08Oh, my God.
22:19Oh, my God.
22:33Oh, my God.
22:34Oh, my God.
22:48Oh, my God.
22:54Oh, my God.
22:58Oh, my God.
23:00Oh, my God.
23:01Oh, my God.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:21Oh, my God.
23:40Don't shoot!
23:58What did you do that for?
24:00It was scared!
24:05It was scared!
24:15I've got the White House phoning me direct because Downing Street went on to their calls!
24:19This is outrageous!
24:20We haven't even started the vaccination program!
24:23This is a warning!
24:25The nations of the world are watching the United Kingdom!
24:28Well, it has all been a bit of a shock.
24:30This is the greatest crisis in modern history and you've done nothing!
24:34Your behavior has been shameful, sir.
24:37You're supposed to be in charge. We need positive leadership.
24:40Capital's drowned to a halt!
24:42Furthermore, we can only assume that the Prime Minister's disappearance is the direct result of hostile alien action.
24:48And what have you been doing?
24:49Nothing!
24:50Sorry!
24:50Sorry!
24:52I thought I was Prime Minister now.
24:55Only by default.
24:57Oh, that's not fair.
25:00I've been having such fun!
25:02You think this is fun?
25:03It's a hoot, this job!
25:06Honestly, it's soup!
25:09Oh!
25:10Excuse me!
25:11Oh!
25:15What's going on here?
25:17Where's the rest of the cabinet? Why haven't they been airlifted in?
25:20I cancelled it!
25:22They don't need to get in the way!
25:23Oh!
25:24There I go!
25:26Oh!
25:27Oh!
25:28Oh!
25:28And me!
25:29Oh!
25:30I'm shaking my booty!
25:35Sir!
25:36Under Section 5 of the Emergency Protocols, it is my duty to relieve you of command!
25:43And by God, I'll put this country under martial law if I have to!
25:47Oh!
25:48Oh!
25:48I'm scared!
25:50I mean, that's hair-raising!
25:55I mean, literally!
25:58Look!
25:58I waspring too much...
26:08ghosts!
26:09No!
26:10Oh!
26:11Oh!
26:15Oh!
26:25I see what I've attempted to do here!
26:28There's five, girls.
26:33I just assumed that's what aliens looked like.
26:36But you're saying it's an ordinary pig from Earth.
26:39More like a mermaid.
26:41Victorian showman used to draw the crowds by taking the skull of a cat,
26:45gluing it to a fish and calling it a mermaid.
26:48Now someone's taken a pig, opened up its brain, stuck bits on.
26:52Then they've strapped it in that ship, made it dive bomb.
26:55It must have been terrified.
26:58They've taken this animal and turned it into a joke.
27:01So it's a fake, a pretend, like the mermaid.
27:06But the technology augmenting its brain, it's like nothing on Earth.
27:10It's alien.
27:12Aliens are faking aliens.
27:15Why would they do that?
27:18Doctor?
27:21Doctor?
27:25Doctor?
27:45I was going to come and see you.
27:47Someone owes Mickey an apology.
27:50I'm sorry.
27:51Not you.
27:53Well, it's not my fault. Be fair. What was I supposed to think?
27:59You disappear. Who do they turn to?
28:01Your boyfriend. Five times I was taken in for questioning. Five times.
28:05No evidence. Of course. There couldn't be, could there?
28:07And then I get her. Your mother.
28:09Whispering around the estate, pointing a finger, stuck through my letterbox, and all because of you.
28:13I didn't think I'd be gone so long.
28:15And I waited for you, Rose. Twelve months. Waiting for you and the doctor to come back.
28:19Hold on. You knew about the doctor? Why didn't you tell me?
28:24Yeah. Yeah. Why not, Rose? What?
28:27How could I tell her where you went?
28:28Tell me now.
28:29I might as well, because you're stuck here. The doctor's gone.
28:32Just now, that box thing just faded away.
28:36What do you mean?
28:37He's left you. Some boyfriend he turned out to be.
28:48He wouldn't just go. He promised me.
28:49Oh, he's dumped you, Rose. Sailed off into space. How does it feel, huh?
28:53Now you are left behind with the rest of us earthlings. Get used to it.
28:58He would have said.
28:59What are you two chimps going on about? What's going on? What's this doctor done now?
29:03Oh, he's vamoosed.
29:05He's not, because he gave me this.
29:07He's not my boyfriend, Mickey. He's better than that. He's much more important than him.
29:21I said so.
29:23Mum? Mum? Go inside. Mum, don't stand there. Just go inside. Just... Mum, go...
29:27Mum?
29:39How'd you do that, then?
29:46All right, so I lied. I went and had a look.
29:48But the whole crash landing's a fake. I thought so. It's just too perfect.
29:51I mean, hitting Big Ben. Come on.
29:53So I thought, let's go and have a look.
29:54My mum's here.
29:56Oh, that's just what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic.
30:00You ruined my life, doctor.
30:02They thought she was dead. I was a murder suspect because of you.
30:05You see what I mean? Domestic.
30:07I bet you don't even remember my name.
30:09Ricky.
30:10It's Mickey.
30:10No, it's Ricky.
30:11I think I know my own name.
30:12You think you know your own name. How stupid are you?
30:14Mum, don't. Don't go anywhere. Don't start a fight.
30:19Mum, it's not like that. It's not...
30:22I'll be up in a minute. Hold on.
30:26That was a real spaceship.
30:28Yep.
30:29So it's all a pack of lies.
30:30What is it then that they invading?
30:33Funny way to invade, putting the world on red alert.
30:36Good point.
30:37So, what are you up to?
30:41As the crisis continues and the government shows a remarkable lack of leadership paranoia sweeps the country.
30:47There have been at least three reports of public assaults on people falsely identified as aliens.
30:53Now back to Tom Hitchenson.
30:55Are there more ships to come?
30:58What is their intention?
31:01The authorities are now asking if anyone knows anything.
31:04If any previous sighting has been made, then call this number.
31:08We need your help.
31:17Tonight, the London Institute of Vicodice issued a warning for an incident of violent...
31:23Yes, I've seen one.
31:25I really have.
31:25An alien.
31:26And she's with him.
31:27My daughter, she's with him.
31:28And she's not safe.
31:30Oh, my God.
31:30She's not safe.
31:33I've seen an alien.
31:35And I know his name.
31:36He's called the Doctor.
31:38It's a box.
31:39A blue box.
31:40He called it a TARDIS.
31:57So, what are you doing down there?
31:59Ricky.
32:00Mickey.
32:01Ricky.
32:03If I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls of my, frankly, magnificent time ship,
32:07would you even begin to understand?
32:10I suppose not.
32:11Well, shut it, then.
32:19Some friends you got?
32:20There's one in Newark.
32:25I am sorry.
32:26Okay.
32:27I am, though.
32:34Every day, I looked.
32:37On every street corner, wherever I went, looking for a blue box for a whole year.
32:41It's only been a few days for me.
32:43I don't know.
32:44It's...
32:46It's hard to tell inside this thing.
32:47But I swear, it's just a few days since I left you.
32:53Not enough time to miss me, then.
32:56I did miss you.
33:03I missed you.
33:06So, um, in 12 months, have you been seeing anyone else?
33:13No.
33:15No.
33:15Okay.
33:16Uh, mainly because everyone thinks I murdered you.
33:19Right.
33:25So, now that you've come back, are you going to stay?
33:33Got it.
33:34Got it.
33:34Ha-ha!
33:36Patched in the radar.
33:37Looped it back 12 hours, so it followed the flight of that spaceship.
33:40Here we go.
33:41Hold on.
33:43Come on.
33:44That's the spaceship on its way to Earth.
33:47See?
33:48Except, hold on.
33:51See, the spaceship did a slingshot round the Earth before it landed.
33:54What does that mean?
33:55It means it came from Earth in the first place.
33:57It went up and came back down.
33:59Whoever those aliens are, they haven't just arrived.
34:01They've been here for a while.
34:02The question is, what have they been doing?
34:11What do you think?
34:12How's the compression?
34:13I think I've got too much ballast round the middle.
34:18Oh, that's better.
34:19We've really got to fix the gas exchange.
34:21It's getting ridiculous.
34:22I don't know.
34:22Seems very human to me.
34:24Better get rid of your skin.
34:27Shame.
34:28I quite enjoyed being all of her.
34:31You had a wife, a mistress, and a young farmer.
34:37God, I was busy.
34:41Back to work.
34:42I have an army to command.
34:44Careful now.
34:46I'm not there yet.
34:54General Asperth.
34:55Sir, we've had a priority alarm.
34:57It's Code 9 confirmed, Code 9.
35:00Why, good.
35:01Code 9?
35:03Which would mean...
35:06In the event of the emergency protocols being activated, we've got software which automatically
35:11searches all communications for key words.
35:14And one of those words is doctor.
35:16I think we found him, sir.
35:17What sort of doctor?
35:19Who is he?
35:20Well, evidently, he's some sort of expert in extraterrestrial affairs.
35:22He's the ultimate expert.
35:24We need him, sir.
35:25We need him here right now.
35:33How many channels do you get?
35:35All the basic packages.
35:36You get sports channels?
35:37Yes, I get the football.
35:39Hold on, I know that one.
35:40Yet, but it's looking likely that the government's bringing in alien specialists, those people
35:45who've devoted their lives to studying outer space.
35:49UNIT.
35:50United Nations Intelligence Task Force.
35:52Good people.
35:53Oh, do you know him?
35:54Because he's worked for them.
35:56Oh, yeah, don't think I sat on my backside for 12 months, doctor.
35:59I read off on you.
36:00You look deep enough on the internet, or in the history books, and there's his name, followed
36:04by a list of the dead.
36:05That's nice.
36:06Goodbye, Ricky.
36:07If you know him, why don't you go now?
36:08You wouldn't recognize me.
36:09I've changed a lot since the old days.
36:12Besides, the world's on a knife edge.
36:14There's aliens out there, and fake aliens want to keep this alien out of the mix.
36:18I'm going undercover.
36:20And I better keep the TARDIS out of sight.
36:22Ricky, you've got a car.
36:24You can do some driving.
36:25Where to?
36:26The roads are clearing.
36:27Let's go and have a look at that spaceship.
36:30Do not move.
36:32They're swaying from the barcode of the range.
36:34You'll hear any of the barcode of the range.
36:36You will not raise the range.
37:05Take me to your leader.
37:13This is a bit posh.
37:15If an union was going to be like this, being arrested, I would have done it years ago.
37:18We're not being arrested.
37:19We're being escorted.
37:21Where to?
37:22Where do you think?
37:23Downing Street.
37:54You're kidding.
37:54I'm not.
37:54You're lying, George.
37:55He used to drink me under the table.
37:57Who's the prime minister now?
37:59Who's the prime minister now?
37:59Mr. Year.
38:03I'm not.
38:05And I'm not.
38:07I'm not.
38:07I'm not.
38:23I'm not.
38:28So she's all right, then? She's not in any trouble?
38:31Well, all I can say is that your daughter and her companion
38:33might be in a position to help the country.
38:36But I'll need to know how she made contact with this man,
38:38if he is a man.
38:41Ooh.
38:43Right, off you go, then.
38:44I need to talk with Mrs. Tyra on my own, thank you.
38:58Harriet Jones, MP, Flydale North.
39:10Ladies and gentlemen, can we convene?
39:12Quick as we can, please. It's this way on the right.
39:15And can I remind you, ID cards are to be worn at all times.
39:19Here's your ID card.
39:20I'm sorry, your companion doesn't have clearance.
39:22I don't go anywhere without her.
39:23You're the code knight, not her.
39:25I'm sorry, doctor.
39:28It's a doctor, isn't it?
39:29She'll have to stay outside.
39:31She's staying with me.
39:32Look, even I don't have clearance to go in there.
39:34I can't let her in, and that's a fact.
39:36That's all right, you go.
39:37Excuse me, are you the doctor?
39:39Sure.
39:39Not now, we're busy. Can't you go home?
39:41I just need a word, in fact.
39:42Sponsor, don't go anywhere.
39:43I haven't got clearance, now leave it.
39:45I'm going to have to leave you with security.
39:47It's all right.
39:49I'll look after her. Let me be of some use.
39:53Walk with me.
39:54Just keep walking.
39:56That's right.
39:58Don't look around.
39:59Harriet Jones, MP, Flydale North.
40:23This friend of yours, he's an expert, is that right?
40:29He knows about aliens.
40:32Why do you want to know?
40:42Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please.
40:44As you can see from the summaries in front of you,
40:47the ship had one porcine pilot.
40:48Of course, the really interesting bit happened three days ago, see?
40:52Filed away under any other business.
40:54The North Sea, a satellite detected a signal,
40:57a little blip of radiation at 100 fathoms.
41:00Like there's something down there.
41:02You were just about to investigate.
41:03Next thing you know, this happens.
41:05Spaceships, pigs, massive diversion.
41:07From what?
41:08They turned the body into a suit,
41:10a disguise for the thing.
41:11It's all right.
41:13I believe you.
41:16It's alien.
41:18There must have some serious technology behind this.
41:21We could find it.
41:23We could use it.
41:28Oh, my God, does that mean?
41:29Harry, for God's sake, this has gone beyond a joke.
41:31You cannot just wander...
41:34Oh, my God.
41:37That's the Prime Minister.
41:39If aliens fake an alien crash, an alien pilot,
41:42what do they get?
41:46Us.
41:48They get us.
41:50It's not a diversion.
41:52It's a trap.
41:54Oh.
41:57There's someone being naughty.
42:05It was bigger on the inside.
42:07I don't know.
42:09What do I know about spaceships?
42:10That's what worries me, you see.
42:12This man is classified as trouble,
42:15which means that anyone associated with him
42:17is trouble.
42:19And that's my job.
42:23Eliminating trouble.
42:29That's not possible.
42:32He left this afternoon.
42:35I mean, the Prime Minister left Downing Street.
42:36He was driven away.
42:38And who told you that?
42:42Hmm?
42:46Me.
42:51This is all about us.
42:53Alien experts.
42:54The only people with the knowledge how to fight them
42:56gathered together in one room.
43:00Excuse me, do you mind not farting
43:02while I'm saving the world?
43:03Would you rather silent but deadly?
43:05No matter what you think you're going to say.
43:09Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
43:26Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
43:48Oh, my God.
44:13I don't know.
44:41I don't know.
45:02Thank you all for wearing your ID cards.
45:07They'll help to identify the bodies.
45:10I don't know.
45:37I don't know.
45:44I don't know.
46:04I don't know.
46:07I could save the world but lose you.
46:12I don't know.
46:13I don't know.
46:33I don't know.
46:36I don't know.
46:39I don't know.
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