00:18Sì, non è nessuno.
00:30Scat, I'm here right now.
00:31Oh, well, that's funny.
00:32Hello, Miss Pauling.
00:33We killed everybody and took a briefcase.
00:36Not everybody, soldier.
00:38You left seven witnesses, guys.
00:40Six.
00:45Look, just keep the briefcase safe, okay?
00:47Have a good weekend, guys.
00:49Goodbye, Miss Pauling.
00:50I am leaving the van now.
00:51Bye-bye.
00:52Okay, then.
00:53Hey, hey, Miss Pauling, before you go...
00:55Uh-huh.
00:58Uh...
00:58Uh...
00:59Yeah, let's say something.
01:00Uh, you're probably real busy this weekend, right?
01:04Funny you should mention that.
01:06Um, looks like I will be burying bodies all weekend
01:09so that you don't go to jail.
01:11Oh, good.
01:12So, we're both busy.
01:18Oh, gotta go.
01:22A lot of people busy with busyness.
01:26Asking out that dial tone again, I see.
01:28Go to hell, spy.
01:34Hey, look at all this.
01:36What have you two eggheads been working on?
01:39Nice catch.
01:41Yeah, listen.
01:42We've been running some experiments on the teleporter.
01:45Well, yeah.
01:46Y'all ought to take a look at this.
01:52Wow, you can teleport bread.
01:54That is big news.
01:55Uh, is the demo back with the beer yet?
01:57Because I...
01:57Oh, what the hell is that?
02:01Chumas!
02:03Y'all know what this means, right?
02:05We cannot teleport bread anymore!
02:10Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:10Not exactly, soldier.
02:12You teleport as much bread as you like.
02:16That goes for all of you.
02:17If there's something any of y'all wanted to do before you...
02:21Well, died, now would be a good time.
02:26How long before these tumors kill us?
02:29Well, let's see.
02:30We all use a teleporter, let's say, six times a day.
02:33Times four years.
02:35Minus we're not bread.
02:36Hmm.
02:38Three days.
02:38Yes.
02:39We all have three days to live.
02:44Woo!
02:46Woo!
02:48Woo!
02:49Woo!
02:50What?
03:00This is a bucket.
03:02Dear God.
03:04There's more.
03:05No.
03:06It contains the dying wish of every man here.
03:10Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish.
03:13You bet.
03:14Excellent.
03:15Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
03:20We have 70 hours to live.
03:23For most men, no time at all.
03:27We are not most men.
03:30We are mercenaries.
03:32We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count.
03:38The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
03:41Let's begin.
03:43Our first dying wish is Scouts.
03:46He's drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car.
03:52I have something radiating off of me.
03:54Yeah, those are stink lines.
03:56That's why the car hit him.
03:57Because he smells.
03:58Yes, I see.
03:59Here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower.
04:03Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me.
04:06Both of us relaxing post-coitus.
04:09I'm crying, and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it.
04:13Did anyone besides Scout put a card into the bucket?
04:15Oh, man.
04:16Classic Scout.
04:17Fantastic.
04:18This was a huge waste of my time.
04:20You did not read mine!
04:22Does it say you want the bucket?
04:23Yes!
04:27See you all in hell!
04:36Oh!
04:39Oh!
04:53Go away!
04:55Hey, uh, you got a second?
04:58Oh, Scout!
04:59Please, go f*** yourself.
05:02Yeah, that's...
05:03That's funny.
05:04Um, anyway, I...
05:06Ow!
05:06Wait, wait, wait!
05:07Ow!
05:08Come on, Spy!
05:09I'm wedging my head through a door here to tell you I'm sorry!
05:14Make it quick.
05:17So, I...
05:18I did write down a last wish.
05:21I'd, uh...
05:22I'd like to go on a date with...
05:24Miss Pauling.
05:26You.
05:27You're terrible with girls.
05:28What?
05:29No!
05:30No!
05:30No, Spy!
05:31Look at this!
05:32And this?
05:33And this here?
05:34Spy, look at all of this!
05:35Heh, no.
05:36I am great with girls.
05:37Both got buckets of chicken.
05:39You wanna do it?
05:39Eh, okay.
05:40But you, Spy, you are amazing with ladies.
05:45You know, classy ones that kinda smell good and can read and always have their glasses on just kinda crooked,
05:52you know?
05:53Ones that don't go for a guy like me.
05:55Hmm.
05:55And why is that, do you think?
05:58Come on, Spy, I don't know.
06:00Well, a mystery we will take to our graves, then.
06:03Goodbye.
06:03Wait, wait, I...
06:04Okay, look, fine.
06:06Spy, this never leaves this room.
06:11You are better than me.
06:13All right?
06:14I need your help.
06:17I'll do it.
06:18On one condition.
06:26Say that, again.
06:47Seduce me.
06:50You.
06:51Seduce me.
06:52What?
06:53Spy, I ain't gonna...
06:54Seduce me!
06:55Right.
06:56Right.
06:56Okay.
06:58Okay.
07:00Hey there.
07:01Good looking.
07:03I got a bucket of chicken.
07:04I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps.
07:07I'm a woman.
07:08I like my men dangerous.
07:11Mysterious.
07:11You want to be my lover?
07:13Earn it.
07:14Seduce me!
07:44I'm not one of your friends.
07:45I'm not one of your friends.
07:56Grazie a tutti.
08:16You're ready.
08:17Really?
08:17No. Everything you just said was insane.
08:20And we are out of time.
08:23Congratulations. You're a failure.
08:26Oh.
08:27I failed. Did I?
08:29Yes.
08:30Did I?
08:31Yes.
08:31Did I?
08:32Scout, where is this going?
08:33Where it's going is I don't need you. I'll put this date on myself.
08:37Yourself.
08:38That's right, fancy pants. Myself.
08:40So why don't you take your little failure, roll it up sideways, and...
08:44Okay, crap. I gotta go.
08:46Screw you, though.
09:00Y'all ready?
09:01Ready!
09:03Come on.
09:13Here.
09:27Okay. You're ready. All right.
09:31Miss Pauline.
09:33What an unexpected surprise.
09:35Took the briefcase. Don't worry. We can fix this. We'll get it back, and the administrator never has to know.
09:42You look...
09:43You look...
09:46...ah...
09:47...ah...
09:47...drunk!
09:48Rahm.
09:49Sarve.
09:49No. Rahm.
09:50Blurdy!
09:50Revishing.
09:51Uh-huh. You too.
09:52Hmm.
09:53Hold on.
09:54That's the briefcase right there.
09:56Scout, you...
09:57Are you having a problem?
09:59Yeah...
10:00Yeah...
10:00No...
10:01Yeah...
10:01Uh...
10:01Well, the...
10:02Yeah, the thing is...
10:03Guys!
10:03Hey, fellas, listen!
10:05It's just bread that gets tumors!
10:07Not even tumors!
10:08It's some form of self-aware beauty marker that only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat.
10:15Here, watch this.
10:17Oh, looks!
10:18It makes me so much!
10:21So we're fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread.
10:26Question!
10:27What's your question, soldier?
10:28I teleported bread!
10:30What?
10:31You told me to!
10:32How much?
10:34I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!
10:37There!
10:37Where have you been sending it?
10:42Scout, I get one day off a year, and you just wasted it on this!
10:50Goodbye.
10:51Wait, wait, wait, wait!
10:52Uh, why don't we discuss it over dinner?
10:56What the hell is that?
11:09What the hell is that?
11:13Oh!
11:20Miss Pauling, run!
11:25Now, doctor!
11:39Oh!
11:41Oh!
11:42Oh!
12:03Sì, sì, sì.
12:14Cuts, Cal, what for? Pressing the one button you're never supposed to press?
12:17Do you have any idea what's in a briefcase that-
12:19Oh, oh, give me your watch.
12:20Yeah, exactly. See, that is where this all starts.
12:23No, actually, uh, wait.
12:28I teleported you!
12:36So that brings me to the point of the story, which is that I like you,
12:39and you should probably be sitting for the-
12:41Guys! Close the blast door!
12:44Miss Paul, look, my last few hours, I just-
12:51Never mind!
12:54Fuck up!
13:01Whoa!
13:05Whoa!
13:07Whoa!
13:15A presto.
13:40Oh. Oh. Miss Pauling, you all right?
13:44I can't feel anything below my neck.
13:46Oh, God.
13:47Oh, now I can feel it. Ow. Ow.
13:50Oh, God, I'm so sorry. This is not the...
13:53That was so much fun.
13:57You're not mad?
13:58I was furious. Oh, my God, you set off the briefcase alarm, and you were having a problem for some
14:02reason.
14:02But then there was a monster, and we shot it, and I built a bomb, and I think my leg's
14:04broken. Can we do this again?
14:05Yeah, sure.
14:06Oh, wait, nah. We can't. I'm gonna be dead.
14:09Wait, what?
14:10Good news! We're not dying. We are going to live forever.
14:14I didn't say that! I just said we're not filled with tumors!
14:19Oh, thank God.
14:20Huh.
14:21So, yeah, Miss Pauling, I guess it's a date.
14:24Actually, this is my only day off this year.
14:27Oh.
14:27Oh, but you could ride along with me on some jobs.
14:32Tomorrow, I'm belt sanding the fingerprints off a pile of corpses.
14:35Eh, no.
14:36Oh, you could help me yank the molars out of a box full of heads.
14:38No to that.
14:39Okay, well, Friday, I've got to kill somebody who pressed a briefcase alarm button, and...
14:43Oh, uh, you're already going to be at that one.
14:57Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
14:58uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
14:58uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
14:58uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
14:58uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
14:58Grazie a tutti.
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