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00:30So, why do you want to use my theater?
00:33Well, sir, you know I've made a lot of vegetable shows.
00:37Yes, you have. That's sort of your thing.
00:40Yes, it's my thing.
00:42And I've got a new idea. It's something really exciting.
00:46Oh, yeah, Bob. This is super exciting. I can't wait. It's gonna be great. Look at all the guys.
00:51Who are you talking to?
00:53What? I don't, um, I want to make a new show.
00:58Will the veggies be in it?
01:00Well, I was kind of thinking about doing something else.
01:05But I have my own idea for the show.
01:08Why are you talking to a plant?
01:11He's talking to me, Larry the Cucumber.
01:15What Bob is trying to tell you is, we want to do a new show. In a theater. Live!
01:22Larry, you said you'd stay outside.
01:24It's just too exciting, Bob. A new show.
01:27But you have a habit of making messes.
01:33I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
01:59Was that me?
02:01Oh, Mr. Nezzer, I'm so sorry.
02:06Get out of my office.
02:09Does that mean there's no show?
02:11Of course it means there's no show.
02:14I didn't say that.
02:15What?
02:16You can use my theater on one condition.
02:19Oh, you name it. Anything.
02:23Everybody's in the show. All the veggies.
02:26That's really not the kind of show I was going for.
02:30Everybody's in the show?
02:32Or there's no show.
02:36Bob, we're putting the band back together.
02:42What's it going to be, Bob?
02:47All right, we're going to do a show.
02:50And what's your idea again, Madam Blueberry?
02:53Classic French opera.
02:55I will bring the great world to life in front of an adoring crowd.
03:01And Mr. Lunt?
03:02I will juggle live chickens on a unicycle on fire.
03:11Are the chickens on fire?
03:13Or are you on fire?
03:15Archibald Asparagus?
03:16I propose we delve into the history of the British Empire,
03:20pre- and post-colonial days,
03:23to the music of ABBA.
03:28Uh-huh. Right.
03:32Junior Asparagus, is he here?
03:35Here!
03:36Are you supposed to be in school?
03:39I'm homeschooled.
03:41Ah, cool.
03:42And what would you do for the show?
03:45I'd sing simple songs to teach children valuable lessons.
03:50Right.
03:51Okay, I'm afraid none of that is going to happen.
03:54Huh?
03:55What do you mean?
03:57This needs to be a good show.
03:59So if you want to be in it,
04:01you're going to need to follow my directions.
04:04But Mr. Nezer said they all have to be in the show,
04:07or there's no show.
04:11The only thing we're missing is Goliath.
04:13Has anyone seen a really big pickle?
04:15Hey, there's a really big pickle trying to deliver a pizza.
04:19Did anyone order a pizza?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Uh, yeah.
04:23That was us.
04:24Pizza.
04:25Did you say a really big pickle?
04:36Pizza fast and pizza now.
04:39Please do pay me.
04:41Tell me how.
04:42Cash or credit.
04:45Goliath?
04:46It's Goliath.
04:48Have you been delivering pizzas all these years?
04:52Hard to get work for giant pickle.
04:55Good tips.
04:56No more pizza delivery for you, big fella.
05:00You're going to be in a show.
05:02Hmm?
05:04Show?
05:05Looks like everybody's here.
05:08We did it, Mr. Nezer.
05:09The band is back together.
05:12It's not exactly the show I had in mind.
05:15But if you give me eight to ten weeks,
05:18I'm sure I can come up with something workable.
05:21How about tomorrow night?
05:24What about tomorrow night?
05:25The show.
05:27It opens tomorrow night.
05:28I'm already selling tickets.
05:30Uh, that's not even possible.
05:34It is if you want to use my theater.
05:37Well, looks like we got work to do.
05:49How's the theme song coming, Larry?
05:51Hey-ho, say there, mister.
05:53Here's a show for your sister.
05:55Blah, blah, blah.
05:56And so on.
05:57For your sister?
05:58The show isn't just for sisters, Larry.
06:01But it rhymes with mister.
06:03Let's try that again, okay, buddy?
06:08Petunia, what kind of themes were you thinking of?
06:11Letters.
06:12Letters?
06:12Ever since we made our last show,
06:14I've been the president of the Veggie Tales fan club.
06:16And every week, kids send us more letters.
06:19Okay.
06:20Interesting.
06:20It'd be more interesting if we had those letters.
06:24We do.
06:26Let's try this one.
06:28Dear Bob and Larry,
06:30my brothers and sisters fight all the time.
06:33We fight over toys.
06:34We fight over TV shows.
06:36I want to make peace,
06:37but I don't know how.
06:39Can you help me?
06:40Your friend, Stuart.
06:42I think you're on to something.
06:44Our show always tried to help kids with their problems.
06:47Real kids with real problems.
06:50That's what this show should do, too.
06:53Does that mean I can't juggle things
06:55that may or may not be on fire?
06:58Let's stick with the big problems.
07:00The attack of the Spanish Armada?
07:03No.
07:04Peace.
07:05Where does it come from?
07:06How do we live at peace with the people around us?
07:09I think that will make a great show, Bob.
07:12For Stuart!
07:14For Stuart!
07:16Okay, everyone.
07:17Time to brainstorm.
07:18How do we teach Stuart about peace?
07:21We need some ideas.
07:23I fixed the theme song, Bob.
07:24What?
07:25Oh, let's hear it.
07:27Heydy ho, say there, brother.
07:28Here's a show for your mother.
07:30Blah, blah, blah, and so on.
07:33Larry, it isn't a show just for sisters or just for mothers.
07:37It's for the whole family.
07:39Everyone.
07:40Even uncles?
07:42Even uncles.
07:43You should have told me that in the beginning.
07:45All right, take three.
07:47Everybody ready?
07:48Curtain goes up in one minute.
07:50What?
07:52Time to put on a show.
07:54Hooray!
07:55I guess we'll have to, um, wing it.
07:59Theme song's ready.
08:00I'm feeling ill.
08:02Uh, places, everyone.
08:04Ready with the curtain.
08:12Get your sister, get your brother.
08:14Call your uncle and your mother.
08:15If you're missing any other of the people that you know,
08:19we're going to start the show.
08:23It's the VeggieTales Show.
08:25Live on stage.
08:27It's the VeggieTales Show.
08:28For every age.
08:30It's the VeggieTales Show.
08:31I'm in the cage.
08:32It's the VeggieTales Show.
08:40It's the VeggieTales Show.
08:47Great job, everyone.
08:49And nice work on the theme song, Larry.
08:51I forgot Second Cousins.
08:53Can we do it again?
08:55Uh, no.
08:56I think Second Cousins are implied.
09:00Mr. Bob, what are we putting on stage next?
09:02There's nothing out there.
09:04Oh, right.
09:06I've got a few ideas, but they're not quite ready yet.
09:10Maybe I could just sing a song?
09:12Too simple.
09:13Not entertaining enough for my show.
09:15We have what you're looking for, Tomodora.
09:19A dramatic, fantastic, exotic, musical presentation
09:24about the world peace.
09:26Well, that sounds great.
09:28But did you say world peace or world peas?
09:32World peas.
09:34World peace?
09:35We world peas.
09:38Peace?
09:40We peace.
09:41Oh, okay.
09:42Get out there and teach them about world peace.
09:46Oh-ho-ho!
09:47Ha-ha-ha!
09:48There we go!
09:52They did say world peace, right?
09:56No idea.
10:07The world is full of wonders.
10:10Some good and some are bad.
10:12Birthdays make us happy.
10:14But wars, they make us sad.
10:16Okay, okay.
10:18This is good.
10:19If we all could get along, wouldn't that be great?
10:23What's the secret?
10:25Don't you know?
10:26It's right there on your plate.
10:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:36Tiny boats of happiness.
10:38Happy you can eat.
10:39Peas are the answer.
10:41Have it, they're both so sweet.
10:43World peas.
10:43That's what all the Romans ate.
10:46European garden peas.
10:47Those were really great.
10:49Poland gave us sugar peas.
10:51Snuppies came from China.
10:52Toss them in the wok, and nice things that you will find.
10:55A lot of ways to love peas all the world around.
10:58Tiny boats of happiness springing from the ground.
11:02Oh, tiny boats of happiness springing from the ground.
11:05This is a disaster.
11:07There's field peas, dry peas, garden peas, sugar peas, split peas, snow peas.
11:12Don't put them in your mouth, please.
11:14Dry yellow peas.
11:15Make these pour it hot.
11:17Try it if you can.
11:18You might like it a lot.
11:19Green, yellow, purple peas have a bite of all of these.
11:23Peas are really great, but they're not so very tall.
11:26But French peas are the very best of all.
11:28Oui, French peas are the very best of all.
11:34That was great, guys.
11:36And Bob, a whole song about peas?
11:40Hilarious.
11:41What a great idea.
11:42That was not a great idea.
11:45I thought you said world peas.
11:48Oui, world peas.
11:49This is what we said.
11:51Oh, obviously, the only way to get something done right is to make sure your own ideas go first.
11:57So from now on, it's my ideas first.
12:01Here, it's the story of Abraham and Lot.
12:04We're going to teach kids about peace whether you like it or not.
12:07I don't like the way this is turned out to go.
12:10Hey, anybody need a snack?
12:13No.
12:13No.
12:14Well, aren't we chipper?
12:16We can't be chipper because we have to teach kids about peace.
12:20Here, you're Abraham.
12:22Get on stage.
12:24I just tried to bring you a snack.
12:30Long, long ago, in the time of the Bible, there was a man named Abraham.
12:37I am Abraham.
12:40I am in the Bible.
12:43Abraham had a nephew named Lot.
12:47I am Lot.
12:49I am also in the Bible.
12:54Abraham and Lot traveled together in the land of Canaan.
12:58They each had some sheep.
13:00We have some sheep.
13:02We have some sheep.
13:03We have some sheep.
13:05Not a lot.
13:07A lot.
13:08Get it?
13:09Yeah.
13:10Hilarious.
13:11But God blessed them with more sheep.
13:16We are sheepful.
13:18That's not a word.
13:21Full of sheep.
13:22Sheepful.
13:23Just read the lines.
13:26So many sheep that there wasn't enough land.
13:30Without enough land, Abraham's shepherds and Lot's shepherds started pushing each other around,
13:36competing for food and water for their sheep.
13:40This isn't good.
13:42If they couldn't find more land, fights would break out between Abraham's men and Lot's men.
13:48Fights that could even lead to war.
13:53Abraham didn't want war with his nephew.
13:56Abraham wanted peace.
13:58What can I do to make peace?
14:01When we have too many sheep, what can I do?
14:05What can he do?
14:06What can I do?
14:07What can he do?
14:08What can I do?
14:10Right.
14:10That's enough.
14:11What can he do to make peace with his nephew?
14:15We'll find out right after this break.
14:23Great job, everybody.
14:25Um, shouldn't there be something on stage?
14:27Like cake?
14:28What the audience wants is a deeper understanding of the geopolitical implications of the War of 1812.
14:35But here I am talking about sheep.
14:38At least you get to be in this show.
14:41I didn't get nothing.
14:43I told you all, we need this show to be good, and the only way to make sure it's good
14:48is to make sure my ideas come first.
14:51Perhaps we should make our own show.
14:55Yeah, with cake and 1812.
15:00Well, that show would be terrible.
15:03Are you sure this is how you want to treat your friends?
15:06Well, if it's the only way to get what we need.
15:10Okay, curtain up!
15:14Abraham and Lot needed to go their separate ways.
15:18They each needed their own land.
15:21Enough land for all their sheep and shepherds.
15:24We need our own land, you and I.
15:27A land that's as big as the sky.
15:30It's true, we do need land for me and you.
15:36Fortunately, there were two big pieces of land available.
15:40But unfortunately, the pieces of land were not the same.
15:45One piece was wonderful with lots of grass and trees and water.
15:50The other one, not so much.
15:52Kind of dry and icky.
15:55This land is good.
15:56That land is bad.
16:00If I get that one, I'll be mad.
16:04A land for me.
16:06A land for you.
16:09But which for which and what for who?
16:14Who gets the good land?
16:16In the ancient world, it was very simple.
16:19The oldest person had the right to pick first.
16:23Hey, I'm the oldest.
16:25Oh, man.
16:28So Abraham would choose the good land.
16:31Oh, man.
16:33Abraham's flocks would flourish.
16:36Oh, man.
16:38It would be the smart thing to do.
16:41But is that what he did?
16:43That land is good.
16:46It's plain to see.
16:48My flocks would flourish wonderfully.
16:53Although I love my flock and fleece.
16:57More important, I love peace.
17:01And though I could give Lot the worst, I think that I'll let him pick first.
17:12Wait, what did you say?
17:15You can pick first.
17:16You'll let me pick the good land?
17:20You can have the good land.
17:22Having peace sometimes means letting others go first.
17:26It means making what they want more important than what you want.
17:32So Abraham let Lot choose the good land, and Abraham took the bad land, and there was peace between them.
17:40And God blessed Abraham with more land, and more sheep, and kids, and goats, and camels, and...
17:48You get the idea.
17:51Like Jesus said, blessed are the peacemakers, for they are the sons of God.
17:58The end.
18:09Great job, guys.
18:11That was really nice.
18:12Yeah, super good.
18:14Um, I'm afraid I owe you all an apology.
18:18What?
18:19What do you mean?
18:21I've been trying to teach peace, but I've been putting myself first.
18:26I made my ideas more important than your ideas.
18:30I made me more important than you.
18:33That's not how Abraham made peace.
18:36No, it's not.
18:38Can you forgive me?
18:40Of course we can forgive you.
18:43Junior, what do you think about singing a little song?
18:47Could I?
18:48I think that'd be a great idea.
18:54If you can't get along with your nephew, with your niece, when you tell them they're wrong, and the fighting
19:02doesn't cease.
19:03What to do, what to say, should you get your own way?
19:08Wouldn't happiness increase, if you had a little piece?
19:13All I wanted in life was some land for my sheep.
19:19But it led him to strife, and the peace he couldn't keep.
19:23And then Abe had a thought for his favorite cousin lot.
19:28Instead of making things worse, I'll let you go first.
19:35Don't be a peace breaker, blessed are the peacemakers.
19:40Won't you at least take our advice, sir?
19:44Peace makes your life so sweet, spread peace around your street.
19:48Peace makes the world a whole lot nicer.
19:53Peace makes the world a whole lot nicer.
19:57Peace makes the world a whole lot nicer.
20:08So, Bob, seems like we all earned a lesson today.
20:12Yeah, especially me.
20:14I thought putting myself first would get me what I want.
20:18But what I really want is peace.
20:20And sometimes that means letting others go first.
20:24Just like the letter we got from Steward.
20:27If everyone wants to pick the game on game night, that's gonna lead to a fight.
20:31So let your brother or sister pick the game this week.
20:34Let them go first.
20:35They'll be so surprised, they might even let you go first next time.
20:40Seems like a good time for a verse.
20:43Right, Bob?
20:43Oh.
20:44I completely forgot about a verse.
20:46I don't have one.
20:48No problem, Tamata.
20:50I am here.
20:52Who?
20:52What?
20:54Jean-Claude?
20:55What are you doing?
20:57I am not Jean-Claude.
20:59I am an angel bringing you a verse from heaven.
21:04Wow.
21:05I'm pretty sure you're Jean-Claude.
21:08Where's the verse?
21:11They have fortune cookies in heaven?
21:13They have everything in heaven.
21:15It is heaven.
21:17Right.
21:18Huh.
21:19Let's see.
21:20If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.
21:26Romans 12, 18.
21:28That is Paul talking.
21:30Yes, I knew that.
21:31Paul knew sometimes peace is hard.
21:34Sometimes you can't make peace.
21:36But always try to be a peacemaker.
21:39A peacemaker?
21:41I'm gonna try hard to do that, angel.
21:43It's not an angel.
21:45It's Jean-Claude with wings.
21:47I must now return to heaven.
21:51You're just going up to the rafters.
21:54Remember to make peace.
21:58Goodbye, angel.
21:59Wait.
22:00Did you say peace or peas?
22:03Peace.
22:05Well, we're out of time for today.
22:08Until next time.
22:10Remember, kids.
22:11God made you special and he loves you very much.
22:15Now go out there and make some peace.
22:18Goodbye.
22:19Bye.
22:49Bye.
22:49Bye.
23:19Bye.
23:19Bye.
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