00:02Tonight, the stag causes mayhem in London.
00:06Hello and welcome to a very special edition of GATGEAR.
00:10Introducing the Armchair Ageddon,
00:13laziest most devastating vehicle in the world.
00:16It's been stirring the trousers of Saints Row fans for months
00:19and it's finally here, fully loaded and ready to take on the devil.
00:24Delve deeper into the details and it's so much more.
00:27What we have here is a chair with guns on.
00:31Massive, massive guns. Huge, in fact.
00:35Manufactured locally in the city of Steelport,
00:38these puppies will spin up in the blink of an eye
00:40and fire 74,879 rounds every second of the day, all day.
00:48The body itself has sexier curves than Kinsey Kensington's peachy bottom.
00:53The tartan trim that wraps itself round every corner of its beautifully crafted frame
00:58was woven from none other than Professor Genki's incredibly hairy ball sack.
01:04Now, it's time to find out how fast this mental creation goes round our track.
01:10That, of course, means handing it over to our tame racing driver.
01:14Some say he's a close personal friend of Satan
01:17and that his body runs purely on Saints Flow energy drinks.
01:20All we know is, he's called the Stag.
01:25Welcome to the top secret GatGear test facility,
01:29situated just off the B1399 near Horton Cum Deckery.
01:33Let's see what he can do round our 1.2 kilometre track.
02:02Welcome to London, a bustling, vibrant city with one major issue.
02:08We've said Stag, the task of putting armchairageddon through its paces.
02:13Stag will be driving from the Millennium Wheel across town
02:16and past as many iconic locations as he can
02:19before arriving in Covent Garden, just in time for his tea.
02:24Past the big Ferris wheel, the Stag is off to a great start.
02:28A couple of ride vans stay well clear of the chair.
02:31A wise move.
02:32Public look on in fear as Stag winds it up to a blistering speed.
02:37Hold on a second, where is he going?
02:40Looks like the Stag is taking a shortcut across Millennium Bridge.
02:46No Stag, just no.
02:48Straight onto Tower Bridge now.
02:50Let's hope it doesn't get an erection before the Stag can get all the way over.
02:55Queues of traffic build up behind him, but what's the rush?
03:00Stag takes in the scenery as he approaches the end of the bridge.
03:04He's making good time so far,
03:06but there's no avoiding congestion around Piccadilly Circus.
03:10It seems to be holding up well in the heavy London traffic
03:13and proving popular with the cabies and bus drivers.
03:17Finally, he arrives at Covent Garden,
03:20and his fans are here to greet him,
03:22negotiating the cobbled roads and the end is in sight.
03:25But wait!
03:26White Van Man has blocked!
03:28No Stag!
03:29No!
03:30On that bombshell, it's time to end!
03:33Thanks for watching and good night!
03:35If you want to test drive Armchair Maggedon yourself, you can.
03:39Saints Row Get Out of Hell Standalone Expansion is available on PC,
03:43Xbox 360, PS3, Xbox One, and PS4 from January.
03:48It's also available as part of a special double pack in Saints Row 4 Re-elected
03:52and Get Out of Hell, exclusively on Xbox One and PS4.
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