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00:07I didn't know we had a lunar pool.
00:09I didn't know we had a lunar pool.
00:28So it's gang bro now.
00:30Yep.
00:31I haven't finished the paperwork yet, but I'm going to.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Anyone know a coked-up lawyer I could use?
00:37I get it.
00:37Still upset about the whole Albanian mob thing,
00:40and the arson thing, and the robbery thing, and...
00:44Violet, could you tell my brother, please,
00:46that his services here are gang bros that no longer need it?
00:48Oh, I'm... I don't...
00:49Yeah, no, you can't fire me.
00:51Violet, can you also tell my brother
00:53that the longer he's around,
00:54the more likely he is to screw things up again,
00:56and the best thing he can do to help is just to go.
01:02Oh, ouch.
01:06Ow.
01:07Are you okay?
01:08I'm fine.
01:09I just tried to take the S out of the gang bros sign up front.
01:13I fell.
01:14It's just a scratch.
01:17Oh, God!
01:47How long are you gonna punish him?
01:49Indefinitely.
01:50You bros teen kill each other more than a noob in hardcore domination on shipment.
01:55No one knows what the fuck that means.
01:56Well, if you know, you know, and if you don't, then fuck off!
01:59I did it.
02:00I freaking did it.
02:01What, you sucked your own dick?
02:02Yes.
02:03I'm surprisingly flexible.
02:04And also, Yolomo, THE Yolomo, is coming to our store.
02:09What the fuck is a Yolomo?
02:10He's a massive YouTuber.
02:12He does challenges and games, and he's huge.
02:14How do you not know who he is?
02:15Because I play video games.
02:17I don't watch other people play video games on mommy's iPad during screen time like a baby bitch.
02:22Well, he's coming to our store, and he's doing a video all about game bros.
02:26How? How did you get him here?
02:28I had to pull some pretty big shit.
02:31Wasn't easy.
02:32But I had to do something to make it up to you, bro.
02:35Found him!
02:37YouTuber Yolomo vows to break record and visit every game store in America.
02:42Fucking aimbot!
02:43You didn't do shit.
02:44Okay, well, I answered the email that he sent us.
02:46You guys didn't do that.
02:47It's something.
02:48I have been watching Yolomo since middle school, and I'm not, like, obsessed.
02:53But I know everything about him.
02:55I used to try to get into his challenge videos and his fan base meetups.
02:58Jesus Christ.
02:59Does Lance know you have a lady boner for this dude?
03:01No.
03:01No, I do not.
03:02I just like him.
03:03A lot.
03:04Goddamn, can I freaking meet him and I'm gonna be in his videos?
03:07This is amazing!
03:08Elliot, I forgive you.
03:13Is there anybody she doesn't want to fuck?
03:17Can you at least get some crutches or something?
03:22He'll come around.
03:24When he sees it, Yolomo's gonna be here in an hour.
03:27We need to get our shit together.
03:28Where's Zach?
03:29If you're hearing this, I'm dead.
03:34An Albanian intern named Bruno betrayed me.
03:38He stalks me in this apparently soundproof dungeon beneath Game Bros.
03:47I am dying.
03:49I am dying.
03:49Painfully.
03:51And slowly.
03:53I have no food.
03:55No water.
03:58And no video games.
04:07Well, Jen, you tell my client I will get there when I get there.
04:12Oh my god.
04:13Jen, there's been a horrific car accident.
04:15I'm so sorry.
04:16There's blood everywhere.
04:18Hey.
04:19Why are you so excited?
04:20Did you break up with Lance?
04:22What should I wear?
04:22This or this?
04:24I'm sorry.
04:24What is happening?
04:25I am freeing out because Yolomo is coming here and I'm trying to look like I'm not trying
04:29but I want to look good.
04:30These are both giving, not trying, like, at all.
04:34So we're good there.
04:36Hey!
04:37Oh my god!
04:39You cannot sneak up on people like that!
04:41I've been here the whole time!
04:42What?
04:43Don't you have any painkillers?
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:46I only have the boring stuff, not any other good stuff.
04:51Violet, you should show Yolomo your fairy fights game.
04:56No.
04:57No.
04:58No.
04:59So it's a no, Ben?
05:00I can't.
05:01I can't.
05:01It's not ready.
05:02You told me it was ready.
05:03No, I didn't.
05:03Remember when you were saying, oh, I'm just scared to show it to people because they're
05:06gonna hate it, I'm gonna be a failure, a loser, remember?
05:08You were saying that.
05:09I said that to you in confidence when I was wasted.
05:14Just show them your game.
05:15This is your moment.
05:16We all want you to do it.
05:17We got your back.
05:18Do not speak for me.
05:19I've never played her game before.
05:21What if it sucks?
05:21I don't know.
05:22I'm not just gonna blindly back her up.
05:26But I will help you with your fit.
05:29Makeover montage!
05:31No!
05:32We are not doing a makeover anything.
05:35Please?
05:36No.
05:37What if we change in here?
05:39Whoa.
05:39No.
05:40What?
05:45No.
05:46No.
05:46No.
05:56No.
05:56Why the fuck are you all glitching?
05:57And you're all doing the exact opposite of what I just asked you to do.
06:00Whatever.
06:01Okay, Yolo Mo.
06:02Come on in.
06:06Yolo!
06:08Hey!
06:09Hey!
06:10Wow!
06:11Look at this place.
06:15Fucking love.
06:17Welcome to Game Bros.
06:19Hi, Yolo Mo.
06:23My name is Violet Violet Violet Violet Violet Violet Violet Violet Violet Violet.
06:29All right, nice to meet you.
06:31Cool.
06:33Okay, I get that this is a really big deal for you, but don't be intimidated.
06:36Yolo Mo is just a regular guy.
06:38Yeah, he's mid as fuck.
06:40Your KD is negative, blow me Mo.
06:42Aaron!
06:43Could you please not be yourself just for today?
06:45No!
06:46It's okay.
06:47It's okay.
06:48Not all of you are intimidated by me, which is good.
06:51Yes, my videos focus on entertainment, not my skill, which is why I have another private
06:57account for gaming.
06:59More skill.
06:59Sure.
07:00You're secretly good at video games.
07:03We all believe you.
07:05This fucking liar.
07:06Can we bring the focus back to the store?
07:07I'm not making it up.
07:08I have a clan that I play Call of War with every night.
07:11You don't need to engage with them.
07:13My gamer tags.
07:15Molotov.
07:15Look me up.
07:15Wait, wait, wait.
07:16You're Molotov.
07:18Fuck you!
07:20Who carried the squad to a dub last night and faced off?
07:22My toxic psychotic clan mate named...
07:28Alcoholic semen thrower?
07:29Wait, you guys know each other?
07:31Is it you?
07:32You're a fucking YouTuber?
07:34Hey, man.
07:35Gotta pay the bills.
07:37Yeah, I mean, I feel you on that.
07:38That's why I work in this dumpster fire.
07:40And why the fuck are you dressed like a figure skater?
07:43Hey!
07:44Why are you always dressed like it's 2010?
07:46Cause that's the year Black Ops came out.
07:48The best year of my life!
07:50Shut the fuck up.
07:51You look great.
07:52This is good.
07:53No, this is good.
07:54You guys know each other.
07:55You know how Aaron is.
07:57So you won't be shocked.
07:58Challenge accepted.
07:59Not what I meant.
08:00Alright, this is gonna be fun.
08:02Hey, why don't you come with me this way?
08:04Check out the retro game lab.
08:05Right on, game bro.
08:06Let's go this way.
08:07I don't know how this shit works, but you can blur my face.
08:11There's people out there that cannot know I'm alive.
08:23We have something to ask you.
08:24I knew this day would come.
08:26Don't ever say I didn't get to charity.
08:28Zip up your fucking pants.
08:29That's not why we're here.
08:31Aaron, we need you to go find your little butt buddy outside
08:35and get him to check out Violet's game.
08:40Fine.
08:41I'm not doing shit without unlocking some attachments.
08:44I'm tired of being a base model weapon.
08:46What does that mean?
08:47I want freedom of speech.
08:49No more lectures or eye rolls or even a fucking look.
08:52You can't say shit about the shit I say.
08:56In fact, you have to agree with it.
08:57Okay.
08:58That's not terrible.
09:00Yes, it is.
09:03But fine.
09:07Oh, one more thing.
09:08I'm not making you a sandwich.
09:11Fuck.
09:16You know, it's pretty nice down here with you, but I don't know who I feel worse for.
09:23Myself or our dear friends.
09:27Probably looking aimlessly for me.
09:35Boy, so Zach's not here.
09:37That's a small blessing.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Are you okay?
09:40My ankle feels a lot better.
09:43But ever since I took those pills from Lacey, I'm really thirsty.
09:48Oh, you took pills from Lacey?
09:50Let's maybe put that over here.
09:53I can see why that might sound like a bad thing, but I can also see a kitty cat on
10:00your penis.
10:01Don't touch my dick.
10:01Meow.
10:03Better not touch my dick.
10:04Meow.
10:05No.
10:07Drum roll, please.
10:14They're ready to video, you guys.
10:17Wow.
10:18I'm high.
10:19This is Elliot.
10:20What did you give him?
10:21I thought you only had the boring stuff.
10:24Oh, shit.
10:26I remember what happened.
10:27I put the good stuff in the boring bottle.
10:30Why?
10:32Surprises.
10:34Oh, boy.
10:37Please do this.
10:40You're a cute cat.
10:42You're an asshole.
10:43We want to make a video game store that doesn't just sell games to anyone.
10:48If you're a baby bitch or a mom or fucking old, 35 plus, Violet and I, we don't think you
10:55should be allowed to play video games.
10:57Isn't that right?
11:00Yes.
11:01Agree.
11:02Fun fact, Violet here, she can't even count to three, can you?
11:06Nope.
11:07Can't do it.
11:08Try.
11:09Do it.
11:11One, two, circle.
11:13It's okay.
11:14I quit school to do YouTube.
11:16I know.
11:17I know all about you.
11:18Oh.
11:19I heard there was a third employee.
11:21Zach?
11:22Ugh.
11:22Hopefully they deleted him.
11:24Sometimes you have to do that to make room for new games.
11:27Violet used to call him the R-word.
11:29Didn't you?
11:33Yes.
11:34I love that word.
11:36Say it.
11:40Read.
11:41So!
11:41The store!
11:42Is this something you guys always wanted to do?
11:44Since we were breastfeeding.
11:46Yuck.
11:47I'm so thirsty.
11:48He means kids.
11:49Since we were kids.
11:51You know, we would stay up late at night talking about it.
11:54And then, uh, one day this guy found a way to make it happen.
11:58And we had our dreams come true.
12:00Ow!
12:01You must have been so excited!
12:02Nope.
12:03No, he betrayed us.
12:04You know, do you think we could turn the camera off?
12:06My brother, uh, he's, he's not.
12:08No, I'm fine.
12:09I'm fine.
12:10I feel strong.
12:11I'm strong, you know.
12:12Oh, hey, let me tell you a secret, by the way.
12:13My brother still plays Minecraft.
12:15Yeah, him and his friends have this, like, made up little city
12:17full of dick-shaped skyscrapers.
12:19Isn't it so lame?
12:20You can't delete Wiener World.
12:22I've had it for almost 20 years.
12:24Yeah, you can delete it on my Wiener World.
12:26This place.
12:28Has the store not been going so well since you opened?
12:30Um, we had a slow start.
12:32But, uh, things are really starting to pick up.
12:35I am gonna...
12:44Hey!
12:46Girlboss!
12:47Huh.
12:47Things are kinda off to a weird start.
12:49Oh, don't stress it.
12:50We'll edit it all down.
12:52Fix it in post.
12:53I was thinking maybe we could shoot one without Jake.
12:56Or Erin.
12:58Or Violet.
12:59Oh, and definitely not Lacey.
13:00She, uh, she doesn't even work here.
13:02You wanna do something without any of the people who you hired to work here?
13:05Yes.
13:06And if I could also see some of the footage before it goes out to millions of subscribers,
13:11that would be, uh, that'd be great.
13:12No, we don't do that.
13:14Listen.
13:14I was burned.
13:16Pretty recently.
13:17Um, so I just wanna make myself abundantly clear.
13:20I know a really good, coked-up lawyer.
13:24So, if you put out a shitty video, I will sue you for libel.
13:29This is YouTube.
13:30There are no rules, no consequences.
13:33There's either viral or not viral.
13:36What?
13:36Don't even worry.
13:38It's gonna go viral.
13:39Right.
13:41Cool, cool, cool.
13:51Yo, Mo.
13:52Hi, hi.
13:53Hello, it's me.
13:54One sec.
13:57Yep, it's been one sec.
14:01I actually want to stop talking, but my mouth won't let me.
14:05It's going really good over there.
14:05Yay.
14:07Aaron, Aaron, Aaron.
14:08Aaron has something he wants to ask you.
14:11No, I don't.
14:12Yes, you do.
14:13You made me agree to all that shit, so ask him.
14:16Fine.
14:18Mo, she wants to fuck.
14:19What?
14:19No!
14:20That's what she said.
14:21No, it was not.
14:22Well, then I wasn't listening.
14:27Um, that wasn't the plan, unless that was...
14:31You got a plan.
14:31I can't stop talking.
14:33I can't stop talking.
14:36What the fuck?
14:37Lacey?
14:39Are you my mother?
14:44Let's get you some coffee, babe.
14:47These people are nuts, but we have so much good footage.
14:51Wait, when I realized my clan buddy worked here, I knew it was going to be something,
14:55because he is the worst, but this whole place is a fucking mess.
15:00This video is going to be insane.
15:01I can't believe Aaron's like that in real life.
15:02Like, what a tool.
15:04You fucking team killer!
15:06Is that going to work?
15:07You know, I don't actually remember.
15:09Well, it'll make it better or it'll make it worse.
15:1150-50.
15:11I feel like I got hit by a train.
15:14But how's your ankle?
15:15I can't feel it.
15:17But I can feel the hair growing on my body.
15:20Oh!
15:21Well, that means it's wearing off.
15:22So, you should be good and...
15:25soon.
15:25You know what?
15:29So we asked Yolomo for one more take.
15:32Let's do it.
15:33Let's do it.
15:36Aaron has Yolomo tied up in the gaming lounge?
15:39Oh, what the fuck was the point of the tape?
15:41Call mute, bitch.
15:43Aaron, what are you doing?
15:44Please, let us go.
15:46We won't release any of the footage.
15:47Oh, no, no.
15:48Don't talk to them.
15:49I'll figure this out.
15:51Yolomo?
15:52What are you doing?
15:53Are you okay?
15:54Oh, no, you don't!
15:55Let us go!
15:57Are you kidding me?
15:58Let her go, Aaron.
16:00We cannot do this.
16:02Yolomo.
16:03Can I call you, Moe?
16:04No.
16:05This is just one big misunderstanding.
16:07He was gonna trash the store in his video.
16:10Make us all look like idiots!
16:12What did you expect me to do with all this insane footage
16:15of you guys acting like a bunch of drugged-up maniacs all day?
16:19We wouldn't have signed up for this
16:20if we had known you were gonna make the store look bad.
16:23We will get rid of all the footage.
16:24I will.
16:25Like it never happened.
16:26And I promise we will not call the police.
16:28No.
16:29Hey, no.
16:30Uh-uh.
16:30I do not agree to any of that.
16:32You guys are going to be so fucked when we get out of here.
16:35This is some good shit.
16:37Where the fuck did you get popcorn?
16:40Aubrey!
16:40Come back!
16:42You bitch!
16:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
16:47I'm talking right now!
16:48Anti all of us!
16:50You're making a big mistake.
16:51Your birth was a mistake.
16:52Elliot, get me out of here.
16:54I don't like seeing you like this.
16:55And I don't like how Aaron is talking to you guys at all.
16:59But I need to figure some things out.
17:02So hold tight.
17:02Just a minute.
17:03Just a minute.
17:04Come on.
17:05Don't worry.
17:06We can fashion this into a pee bucket when I'm done with it.
17:09You're my sweet, you're my sweet little lady.
17:23Help!
17:26I need a plan.
17:28I've got it.
17:29We're not killing anyone.
17:31Why?
17:32God, you're so boring!
17:33Maybe we just pretend to know something about him.
17:35Like blackmail, extortion, that kind of thing.
17:38Mention Cabo.
17:39These rich dudes, they always get down on some weird shit in Cabo.
17:43You're just gonna stand there and let this pussy squad wipe us?
17:48I got it.
17:53No, no, no, no, no.
17:55Ah!
17:56Let's fucking go!
17:57No, Aaron!
17:58Aaron, no!
18:00Aaron, no!
18:04Give me that!
18:09We know about Cabo.
18:10What?
18:11Lance just went to Cabo on a boys trip.
18:13God, why is this guy the fucking worst?
18:15You guys?
18:16Can I untie me?
18:18We will.
18:18Soon.
18:19No, now.
18:20Take the pills to take a turn.
18:22Oh, my God!
18:23Help him!
18:25Yeah, it smells like old citrus.
18:28What am I doing?
18:30Yolo Mo.
18:31Look at us.
18:32We're a mess.
18:34Each one more crazy than the next.
18:36But we're trying!
18:36We're good people!
18:38Can you take pity on us?
18:41Please?
18:41Yeah, dude.
18:43I take pity on all of you.
18:46Not you, Aaron.
18:47Fuck you.
18:48What?
18:49Just...
18:51Give me that hair.
18:56But, the thing is, all the footage was on my producer Aubrey's computer.
19:01And you let her go!
19:03And while I might take pity on you, she did not.
19:08Fuck.
19:14I don't think I can watch this.
19:16It can't be worse than when they introduced the battle passing cod and ruin my life!
19:20Why are you two not freaking out?
19:22Uh, we might have watched it before we showed you this.
19:25Is it not that bad?
19:26No, no.
19:27It's worse than we thought, but read the comments.
19:30This is a shit show.
19:32I've finished reading.
19:34That I need to see for myself.
19:37I finally found a store that can match my freak.
19:42This place is down the street from me, and they just got a new regular.
19:45No way!
19:47Headshot, biatch!
19:49You just got them!
19:52I think we're gonna be okay.
19:54God, that's so good to hear, cause...
19:56I love working here.
19:59You don't work here!
20:03Fine!
20:10Just let her take it.
20:14Um...
20:14You might wanna skip to the end, I think you might like it.
20:19As I was escaping Game Bros with my life, the owner slipped me a VR game that one of their
20:25insane employees made.
20:27But I gotta say, it's pretty rad!
20:30No, it's called Fairy Fights.
20:31You guys gotta check it out.
20:33He likes it, Jake!
20:35Thank you so much!
20:36I have to tell Lance.
20:43Hey, uh, are you guys open?
20:46Uh, yeah.
20:47Yeah.
20:57Harry!
20:59Ah, shit!
21:00You saved me!
21:04Ah!
21:09Thomas jumpscare!
21:10Ah...
21:14Yeah...
21:22Ah!
21:23OK, actually.
21:24Oh!
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