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Deadloch S02E04 (2026)
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00:09This is a bloody dog act, but it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Winner?
00:13Probably won't be your last dog act, either.
00:15Hey, stop the car. I'm getting out. I'm going to get in the face, huh?
00:17No, you wouldn't. No, you will not be doing that.
00:19I am. I'm just going to fucking charge it up and then zap, zap, zap.
00:21Yeah, come on, get it out. I'm happy with you little pigeon toy.
00:24Hey, for fuck's sake.
00:27Stop it, change it, change it.
00:30Get him down, Eddie. Put your belt on.
00:36We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
00:47Why don't you fucking do it?
00:48Eddie, Eddie, no.
00:49I didn't do nothing. It was a stitcher.
00:51Oh, come on. You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years.
00:54We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
00:58Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap.
01:01What was it, Collins? What was it? Hey?
01:03Um, we will talk about that later.
01:05Yeah, we will talk about it later. It was something big, wasn't it?
01:08You are a shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
01:10Those forensics are searching every nook and funny at Don's Donger.
01:13And if they so much as find silver pube of yours, you are going down.
01:18You got me.
01:21I've done it.
01:26I murdered Don Darrell.
01:34How'd you fucking do it?
01:35Eddie, Eddie, no.
01:37You've really stepped it up, shit face. You're going down.
01:39A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made from fucking animal cruelty to
01:44full-blown fucking homicide.
01:46I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
01:47It's going to be soup, meat and a fucking viennetta.
01:50Collins, don't answer that.
01:5140 years of this shit.
01:52You're fucking my dick, mate.
01:54I'm waiting.
01:59Uh, Detective Collins?
02:02Hi, Cole.
02:02We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
02:06Double-page spread in a national fucking paper.
02:09Full colour.
02:10The son, DJ Darrell, says.
02:12The cops went after Jason Wade.
02:14Hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
02:18So there it is, black and fucking white.
02:19It's not black and white, it's a full-colour spread.
02:21We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
02:25Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper?
02:27He called Jason Wade a murderer, right?
02:29You can't unsuck that cock.
02:30What the fuck are you wearing?
02:32Oh, well, you said you were coming in at ten
02:33and I had running clubs, so I haven't...
02:35Close your legs, mate.
02:35One of your nuts has popped out.
02:36No, no, no.
02:37That's a pocket, sir.
02:38That's a very low-hanging pocket.
02:40No, it's not.
02:42Ah, here we go again.
02:44Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans
02:47from that gay club knob across the alley
02:49hurl shit at us.
02:51Bomber dingers filled with jizz.
02:53I mean, Cher here, he thinks we should march with him at pride.
02:56No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that
02:58and she said no.
02:59It's unbelievable because you bunch of fucks
03:02have been up at Barracruz five fucking days
03:04and by all reports, your investigation has changed direction
03:07more times than a bat with a fucking concussion.
03:10Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir,
03:13but we are currently piecing together a picture.
03:15A picture?
03:16This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fucking puppy in a hat.
03:19We haven't got time to let this drag out,
03:22particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family
03:25keeps squawking to the press.
03:26Well, actually, Commissioner, the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
03:29They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest
03:32in an area of...
03:33Oh, good!
03:33Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
03:36Really?
03:37Have they?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Two backpacks were found at River Creek
03:39by a hunter and his pig dogs.
03:41So if you don't finish pushing together your pictures,
03:44I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt so fast
03:47that your heads will spin off your necks
03:49like a fucking Greek discus.
03:50Do you understand?
03:51Fucking spin your head off like a fucking Greek discus.
03:52We do understand.
03:53We absolutely understand.
03:55Yes.
03:56Put some fucking pants on Colton before we involve HR.
03:59Yes, sir.
04:01Well, wasn't he delightful?
04:03Proud to serve with him.
04:05Fucking cock.
04:05Taking our case and giving it to Blunt.
04:07It's Kath.
04:08She needs us to pick something up from the cuckertruck...
04:10The cuckertrucker for Ladies Day night.
04:11What the fuck is that?
04:12And Pat's also messaged,
04:13Roger claims Frank's detainment contravenes his right to ipsum lorem.
04:18Okay.
04:19Yep, all right.
04:19Roger's not a real lawyer.
04:20Eddie.
04:22Eddie!
04:23I'm cutting through next to Knob.
04:25Chasing the fans.
04:26Okay, Pat also wants to know
04:27how long do you think we'll be holding Frank
04:28because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub
04:30and it costs $38.
04:31Text bread and gruel the cunt.
04:33Oh, I am going to text the C word to Pat, Eddie.
04:35Yep.
04:36Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
04:38Well, we're not going to let him go.
04:39He confessed and there was evidence in his yard.
04:41Okay.
04:42Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed
04:43and his confession was informal.
04:44To charge him, we need to build a case.
04:46We have a motive.
04:47Frank found king, okay?
04:48And that rat bastard, Don, took the credit.
04:50So for 40 years,
04:51Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don
04:53and now he's finally done it.
04:54Okay, okay, okay.
04:54So he's so bad that Frank did it.
04:55But we need a motive that is reasonable,
04:57not croc-based.
04:58Hey, croc-based motives are original.
04:59Next, we need to ascertain
05:00how Frank could have done this.
05:09Okay, big eyes will autopsy the dick bum
05:11and test the chainsaw.
05:13Backpack can look into its origins.
05:14We're like an investigative tenurkin.
05:16Well, Leo said they can't work with us today.
05:18What?
05:19Mementos?
05:19Why not?
05:21So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad?
05:24I'll tell you my fondest memory, they aren't right?
05:26It's in fucking ways.
05:28It's over!
05:29DJ, rabbit said the cops were questioning
05:31someone else from Land O'Cross.
05:33Who? Who was it?
05:34I don't know who it was.
05:35My dad saw lights in the sky once.
05:38They hovered there and just flew away.
05:43Two days later, he made his leg.
05:46Thanks, Troy, that's great colour.
05:53God help us.
05:55Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there?
05:58No, sorry, Mick, I don't know where they are.
06:00Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday?
06:02Hey, do you want to come inside?
06:04I just made a cuppa.
06:05No, no, no, I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
06:07Like it's snowball.
06:08Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
06:09Oh, I popped my head in.
06:10That was nothing serious, Mick.
06:12They were just chatting to Al about, you know,
06:14why he was at the dongle with Don
06:15on the night he was murdered.
06:18Right, yeah, it was all good.
06:19Al let them know he was out on the river
06:21on the big King Tide cultural business, of course,
06:23and they sent him on his way.
06:25Mum, take it to me!
06:26Hey, I met young Mab yesterday.
06:28He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home.
06:30Yeah, well, Mab doesn't know you, Pat.
06:32The cop's put his dad in jail.
06:34Mm, I see, he's had a few reigns with the law, too.
06:36Well, I guess that might colour things for him.
06:38You tell those two next time they want to chat to my brother.
06:40They need an advocate present.
06:41Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore.
06:43They're holding someone else now.
06:45Who?
06:45Not my mob.
06:46Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love.
06:49Pat!
06:49Oh, I need to make a lunch or lunch.
06:51All right, Frank, just keep it down, mate.
06:53You want a chicken farmer?
06:55I'll let the church cake from the Hypress Lefebio.
06:58Okay, let's get you lot to Uncle Rogers, eh?
07:00No playing kick-to-kick with his artwork this time, please.
07:02How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish?
07:05All right, you swampy fucks.
07:07This is a lock-in until you lot start talking about Sunday night.
07:12You're at first, florals.
07:13Come on, snitch it up.
07:15How'd you take the news about Bushy's gun being found?
07:18Oh, I haven't told her yet.
07:19Hey, clear off, Gregor, Nats.
07:19What dolls?
07:20Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night, but then her dad got arrested.
07:24And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us,
07:27like it is cake pop week on a baking show.
07:29Did you see this old scrub, this boy here?
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:33He was here on Sunday night.
07:35He left at 11.15 after my set.
07:37I remember him because he got mad at me because he didn't know Cacklin Rosie.
07:41What?
07:41I think it's a song about a witch, maybe, like a jolly witch.
07:45What did she say?
07:46Cacklin Rosie.
07:47No, Shane Job.
07:48Neil Diamond.
07:49How the fuck do you not know that song?
07:50Play it now, play it now, play it now, my baby.
07:56Cacklin, Cacklin Rosie.
07:57No, you're in history.
07:58Hey, men, where are you going?
07:59Hey, I've got questions for you.
08:01Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night?
08:03Oh, poor love.
08:04It's unhealthy to keep all that inside.
08:06Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury?
08:07That dog that we had for three weeks?
08:09Yeah, her death was so sudden and I didn't process it properly and it gave me those hemorrhoids.
08:13Fissures, like the Mariana Trench.
08:15It's really important to feel your feelings and do the healing before your ass gets involved.
08:20Okay, I'm going to hose out those portaloos for Lynn and Mary's party.
08:23I love you, sexy.
08:24Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun.
08:31Eddie?
08:32Yeah.
08:34Okay, Laura the Explorer said Frank lived here on this scooter at 11.15.
08:39The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30, so Frank must have arrived at the
08:43donger after Al left.
08:44Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged.
08:47Yeah, because he bums her power every time he comes to town.
08:49Oof.
08:50Oh, God.
08:52It's Abby.
08:52I had a tracking device.
08:53Hang on, she's saying there's no sign of the chainsaw at Forensics.
08:56She doesn't think it's there.
08:58What?
08:59You told Luke to travel it to Forensics.
09:01Yes, I did.
09:02I mean, in my head, maybe not with my mouth.
09:06Okay, okay, so where is the chainsaw now?
09:08No, I had it, okay, I fucking had it.
09:10I wrapped it up and then I put it, you know, I don't fucking know, okay?
09:15Frank was calling me a snitch.
09:16Right.
09:16He came at me with a creaky little that and so I went, ha-choo, like that, and then
09:19fucking Moonbird got a red ant bite, so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the
09:22sting.
09:23There was a lot going on.
09:24Okay, so the chainsaw is still at Frank's?
09:27I don't know, maybe, yeah, probably.
09:29Okay, well, it is our only actual evidence, so we should probably get out there and get
09:34that.
09:34Okay, well, then we'll get Leo to take this out to the donger and they can time out the
09:38journey, see if the battery can make six k's.
09:41Wait, Leo's not working with us today.
09:43Fuck.
09:44Okay, well, then you can ride this out when we get back then.
09:46No.
09:46No.
09:47Yeah.
09:47I never fit on that.
09:48I'll look like a Soviet circus bear.
09:49Electives, the suspect has a message for you.
09:51No.
09:52No.
09:52Do not do it, Moonbird.
09:53Do not tell me that he has changed his confessional some shit.
09:56The suspect has changed his lunch order.
09:58He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick and something called a steak cake cooked well done.
10:04Oh.
10:07Luke, what are you doing now?
10:20I need to get the chainsaw from Barrow Creek, Diane.
10:22Well, you've been put on desk duty, Zika.
10:23Yes, I know I have.
10:24But why?
10:25Luke, you have been removed from your team due to a personality clash.
10:28Hang on.
10:28Lauren and Oliver complained about me?
10:30But they don't even know my name.
10:31Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you, as evidenced by his severe constipation.
10:41Can I at least have access to lab three so I can autopsy Don Darrell's pelvis?
10:45I don't have a swipe card.
10:45Don Donald is not a priority for us, miss.
10:47Until the task force needs you, you can unpack the dishwasher and consolidate the communal
10:51Vegemite jars in the kitchen.
10:53A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane.
10:55And the chainsaw needs to be tested, too, because that was the thing that was used
10:58to disarticulate him.
11:04I bagged the chainsaw up.
11:06And where the fuck did I put it?
11:07Hi, Luke.
11:08How'd you go with the scooter?
11:09Maybe it was where I was drinking.
11:11Hey!
11:11My Coke!
11:12Okay.
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:14Oh, here it is.
11:15Collins have found it.
11:16It's over here in front of Superfest's cage.
11:19What a shock.
11:19Yes, we'll come get you.
11:21What the fuck?
11:25Fuckin' Frank.
11:27Shitstirer.
11:28Yes, see you soon.
11:29Bye.
11:32Eddie.
11:33Eddie, have you got the chainsaw?
11:35Yeah, it's just here.
11:37Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bricca-bracca while we're out here as well.
11:40Might help us with the cause of death.
11:41We've got loads of weapons out here.
11:43A shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword.
11:46He could have stashed that on his scooter when he went to the pub.
11:48Moon boot done yet?
11:50Don't you get him to collect up this shit and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin?
11:53What?
11:53Luke didn't make it to the donger.
11:56The battery died three k's out of town.
11:58So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way, he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
12:10Exactly.
12:11He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
12:13There's no way he could manage any of this.
12:15I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession.
12:18He scooted here to his joint and then, then he went to the donger.
12:22What?
12:23How?
12:23Eddie, by a slingshot?
12:25As the crow flies, because the crow avoids all roads, bridges and security cameras.
12:29Come on, Collins.
12:30We need to be like the crow.
12:31No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow.
12:34We need to be like the police.
12:35Come on, Collins.
12:36We take the chainsaw to forensics.
12:40Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion.
12:45Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event.
12:47I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys.
12:49It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz, I think.
12:53Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to my retirement party.
12:55Oh, yeah, great.
12:56Booked a private dining room.
12:58I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns.
13:00Oh, good.
13:01I mean, yeah, after 40 years of service, I expect to be a pretty good turnout.
13:05I started in the force when I was 20, just after I got married.
13:10But my husband, he didn't understand this job is a calling, so we divorced.
13:15Then he died, apparently.
13:18Right, now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake.
13:28When you said we'd cross the river in your childhood boat,
13:31I wasn't expecting one that you'd build out of classic barrels and zip ties in the 90s, Eddie.
13:36Shut up.
13:36I'm thinking.
13:37Okay, this is definitely Frank's tingy.
13:39I can tell by the portside piss stain.
13:41So what's happened is he rode it over here to the donger side of the river.
13:44Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here.
13:46Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here.
13:49It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night.
13:51The boat could get up this high if it was a big fuck-off tide,
13:54and according to Al and his king tide cultural business,
13:56it was a king tide on Sunday.
13:59So, all right.
14:00Frank's fucking bush-bashed it all the way to dongs.
14:05Wait.
14:06Eddie, Eddie, what are we doing?
14:07Our water bottles are still in the car.
14:09Come on, Collins, move your boobs.
14:11The donger's just on the other side of the DRR.
14:24Hmm.
14:25She did.
14:28Okay, sis, I'll drive to Perth.
14:30I'm rich now.
14:31I've got a phone.
14:32All right, bye.
14:33Cherry, did you find a phone?
14:35Yeah, I'm here.
14:35It's a clip float.
14:36I wonder whose car this is.
14:38You reckon we could sell it?
14:39Gotta get it running first, bros.
14:41You reckon it's here because aliens picked it up,
14:43but it was too heavy, so they dropped it again?
14:45Not aliens.
14:47Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then?
14:49Yeah.
14:50Uncle Roger says there's been the biggest mob lights at night.
14:53Aliens beam me things up to their spaceship.
14:55He says it's a government conspiracy.
14:57As if.
14:57Can I chuck us there, Clem?
15:01And Cherry, it's definitely not yours.
15:03No, Pat, game tell us once you cleaned our lost property.
15:10Okay, perfect.
15:10We have no reception.
15:14Come on.
15:15You're a lesbian on a bushwalk.
15:16Just be guided by your gay.
15:18Oh, well, you know, Eddie,
15:19if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise,
15:21my gay would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit
15:24and my camel bladder.
15:26All right, all right.
15:26Yes, yes, we should have brought Kath's drink bottles.
15:30My piss back there's like pumpkin soup,
15:32but it's all good.
15:33We're in the DRR.
15:34I know this place like the moles of my fucking tits.
15:37Plus, if any grey man try anything,
15:39I've got the reflexes of a liger
15:40and a police-issued gun.
15:42Pew, pew.
15:44Look, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns...
15:47Fuck my dick.
15:48What?
15:49Fruity juice.
15:51I knew it.
15:52Frank walked this track.
15:56It's his signature Chewie.
15:58Frank has sat here smoking a fag
16:00and chewing on his pineapple cut,
16:01and look, there's another wrapper.
16:04Uh, uh, right.
16:06Frank must have been nervous.
16:07He was chewing like a cow at a rave.
16:09Sorry, how do you know it's Frank?
16:11Because no-one else eats that.
16:12Tastes like toucan piss.
16:14Come on, Collins.
16:15Come on.
16:17Come on.
16:18The donger's just up here.
16:21Hey, wait, Eddie.
16:22I mean, those tropical chewing gum wrappers
16:24could be anyone's.
16:24It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank or Don's murder,
16:26so can we just forget about the donger and...
16:29Now, shut your ring.
16:30Okay.
16:31Fruity juice has a short flavour window,
16:34so if Frank started a bit back there on that log,
16:37then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere...
16:39Eddie!
16:39...somewhere, like right...
16:44Here.
16:46I fucking told you Frank was here.
16:49Bargain.
16:50Gift rocket.
16:51We got him.
16:52Let's get back to town and charge that rat fucker.
17:02And the rivers are to sea and our crocs are to sea,
17:05and that's biggest mob better than any other...
17:06Hey, Cherry, can you stop playing with that mic, please, Bob?
17:08No, why?
17:09Because it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears.
17:11Hey, Uncle Roger said you might have played outside all day
17:13to near peep from you.
17:15Yep, yep.
17:15So proud, tell you what.
17:17Hey, what'd you get up to?
17:18We found a cool tree.
17:19Yep, we played that all day.
17:21You played a cool tree all day?
17:23Okay.
17:24Hey, what's that?
17:25Is it the buffalo?
17:26Is it Bob?
17:27I wish.
17:28Shove over, you two.
17:30No, Clay, meat farted.
17:31I didn't meat fart, that was boss.
17:38Eddie, it's getting dark,
17:39and I don't recognise anything.
17:42I told you, I know my shit.
17:47Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
17:49Yeah, we did.
17:49It was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus.
17:52You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes,
17:55but I reckon I would have remembered
17:57a four-wheel drive in our path.
18:00That's clearly been stolen.
18:01I'm going to write down that VIN number.
18:03It's just VIN.
18:04Just leave it.
18:05It's due diligence.
18:06No, come on, we've got to get you home
18:08before a mozzie bites your moot.
18:09Boat's just down there.
18:10It's not just there, Eddie.
18:12Just there is just more bugs because we are lost.
18:15No, I have a perfect sense of direction
18:17because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain.
18:19Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet in your brain.
18:23How do you know?
18:24Because you are not a bloody bird.
18:26You're just pissed I got the result.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29You know what?
18:30What?
18:31I knew we should have turned back
18:32and not pursued your half-cocked plan.
18:34Excuse me, not half-cocked.
18:35To my better judgment, I followed you
18:37and now I am dehydrated.
18:40There are bugs just nibbling at me
18:42like I am a corn cob and we are lost.
18:45I got the evidence we needed, didn't I?
18:47Well, that doesn't matter if we die getting it, Eddie.
18:49Why did you follow me
18:50if I am such a half-a-cock then, hey?
18:52Why?
18:53What's wrong with you?
18:54Well, I've just been a little bit preoccupied
18:55all day, Eddie,
18:56because Bushy's service gun
18:57was found in the river yesterday.
19:02And, okay, yes,
19:04I was waiting to tell you
19:05at a more appropriate time,
19:07but you've actually been a nightmare all day.
19:09Yeah, yeah, great.
19:10Gotcha.
19:10It's half of the after.
19:11Okay, you're welcome.
19:15Also, sorry,
19:15I didn't know that Bushy's body
19:16was found around here.
19:18It wasn't.
19:19It was found 200 k's away,
19:21wrapped up in a net
19:22like a dead man quality stream.
19:23But his gun was here.
19:25So was Bushy in Barrow Creek
19:26when he died?
19:27What does it matter
19:28where he was,
19:29whether he was here
19:30or fucking straddling
19:31a satellite up in space, okay?
19:33He still topped himself,
19:34so just fucking leave it.
19:38Good, you're not dead.
19:39That makes it easier.
19:40Mickey!
19:41Mickey!
19:46Mickey!
19:46Mickey!
19:47Mickey!
19:47Mickey!
19:59Again, Luke,
20:00we're very sorry we forgot about you.
20:01I will be taking tomorrow
20:02for personal leave.
20:08Do you get a load of the, uh,
20:10weather today?
20:11It's pretty,
20:14pretty cool.
20:16Have them, um,
20:18mammary
20:19just clouds,
20:21you know,
20:21the ones who look like boobs.
20:35Well, Skid,
20:36it's day three of the Bashnanza
20:38and the $200,000
20:39Golden Barra
20:40is still out there.
20:42That's right,
20:42Beefy,
20:42but today is all about the girls
20:44because it's Ladies' Day.
20:46It certainly is
20:47and Skiddy.
20:48Apparently,
20:48there's a Ladies' Day night event
20:50at the Barra Creek Pub.
20:51Ah, when's that today?
20:53No, that's tonight.
20:54Well, yeah,
20:54I'm going to avoid that.
20:55Yeah, we'll be staying off the road.
20:58Coffee and tires
20:59are offering tire replacement
21:00and wheel a lot.
21:01I can't believe you were lost
21:02yesterday, Sexy,
21:03I didn't even know.
21:04Oh, no,
21:04I wouldn't say we were lost
21:05per se, love.
21:06I would have combusted
21:07if I knew.
21:08Lucky I have my new book,
21:09you know,
21:09from the pub book swap.
21:10It's called Breathless Falls.
21:12Turns out it's lazy porn
21:12and I ended up wanking all night.
21:14I'm red raw, darling.
21:16It's written in 1945
21:17it's about these two war widows
21:18who were in a character
21:19tale station
21:19and they went to a waterfall
21:20called Breathless Falls
21:21and they came across
21:22this old hut
21:23and they just had a fucking
21:23in the hut.
21:25It's a fuck hut, Dolph.
21:26It's incredible.
21:27I'm in a constant state of cumming.
21:28I'm in a cum loop, Dolph.
21:30Thanks.
21:31Anyway, I'm done.
21:32Okay.
21:32Have you washed your bits?
21:33Yeah.
21:34Oh, fuckity,
21:35I've got our towels.
21:37Can you just wait?
21:39Hi, Joy.
21:39Is there a spare towel?
21:40Hi, Kat.
21:41Hi, Dulce.
21:42Hi, Joy.
21:43Yes, it is.
21:44Nice to see you.
21:46Do you want my towel, Kat?
21:47Oh, no, no.
21:48I'll just drip dry.
21:51And breaking in backpacker news,
21:53the task force have located
21:54some of the girls' belongings
21:56at River Creek Mine,
21:57but their four-wheel drive,
21:58a white land cruiser,
21:59has vanished without a trace.
22:01White land cruiser, great car.
22:02You've called Superintendent Cole.
22:04Cole can leave a message.
22:05Cole, it's Dulce.
22:06I think I've found
22:06the backpacker's vehicle,
22:07so call me back.
22:08Hey.
22:09Hey, Leah, have you seen Eddie?
22:10Uh, no.
22:10I wanted to talk to you
22:11about my interview with the Daryls.
22:12That's fine, there's no need
22:13to apologise.
22:13Oh, no, I'm not apologising.
22:14Abby.
22:14Oh, hi, ma'am.
22:15I can't autopsy the pelvis
22:17because Diane won't let me
22:18into the lab
22:18because she's a human sphincter,
22:20but...
22:20Have you seen the WhatsApp
22:21I created for you, me, and man?
22:23Uh, no, I haven't.
22:24No worries.
22:25Have the task force
22:26found anything at the mine site?
22:27Um, no, so far they've only found
22:29a bunch of feral pig bones,
22:30which are about as connected
22:31to the backpackers as they sound.
22:33Okay.
22:33How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle?
22:35Any sign of that?
22:36No, that's still missing, too.
22:38In fact,
22:39the only thing the task force
22:40has found at the River Creek mine site
22:42are those random old backpacks.
22:44And I've seen photos of them.
22:45They have more Southern cross flags
22:47on them than an anti-vaxxer's bumper bus.
22:49So unless Astrid and Ebba
22:50immediately became Australian racist
22:52on their holiday,
22:52then that stuff...
22:54That doesn't belong to them.
22:55They're still out there.
22:56I agree, ma'am.
22:57Whatever happened to them,
22:58Detective...
22:59...they definitely didn't drive
22:59to River Creek to picnic next to...
23:01I went to go and collect
23:02the suspect's breakfast this morning.
23:04But Detective Regcliffe
23:05already picked up
23:06the suspect's breakfast
23:07on her way to interview him,
23:09which made my trip
23:10completely and utterly redundant.
23:11Sorry, Eddie is
23:13interrogating Frank without me.
23:14Yes, but she didn't pay for it.
23:16I did.
23:16So I'd like to be reimbursed
23:18a full $37.50, please.
23:21But Diane said that
23:22it's not my job to have ideas,
23:23it's my job to put rinse aid
23:25in the dishwasher.
23:26Stop it.
23:26Luke?
23:27Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
23:28Stop her.
23:29You tell Detective Regcliffe
23:30that while she is interviewing
23:31a suspect without me,
23:33I'm off to the DRR
23:34on another lead.
23:35I'll be back in half an hour.
23:36Abby, I gotta go.
23:37OK, check the group chat.
23:38What should your phone be, miss?
23:41Uh, well,
23:43my phone should be in my locker,
23:46Diane.
23:47Mm-hmm.
23:48But you know what?
23:48Lab equipment should be
23:49sterilised in the autoclave,
23:51not stacked in the dishwasher by you
23:53and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle.
23:55I mean, corrosive beakers
23:56covered in fuck-knows-what
23:58next to people's food containers
23:59and reusable straws.
24:01For shame, Diane.
24:01Now imagine what the prof would think of you
24:04if you heard this from me.
24:06What do you want, Abigail?
24:08I think you know what I want,
24:10Diane.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Yes!
24:25How'd you sleep last night, Frank?
24:27What's the thread count of the sheets in here?
24:29Zero?
24:30Huh?
24:30This might be rice bubbles.
24:32No idea.
24:32These are my rice bubbles.
24:34Ah.
24:35Delicious.
24:38I went back to your place,
24:40found your little
24:41brother's green trail
24:42of fruity juice wrappers
24:43all the way to Don's donger.
24:45You got anything to say about that?
24:47Nah?
24:47Doesn't matter.
24:48Because I've fucking got you, mate.
24:50I've got you.
24:52You loaded up Don
24:53with crock-sucking cowboys,
24:54then you row, row, rowed your boat
24:55over the river,
24:56you bush-bashed it to Don's place,
24:58bumped him off,
24:59hacked him up,
24:59dumped his body,
25:00and then you row, row, rowed
25:02river.
25:08Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
25:11Collins!
25:15Collins!
25:17What's this?
25:18Why are you speedwalking with me?
25:20I need to talk to you
25:20about my Daryl family interview.
25:22Ah, yeah, well,
25:23you really side-fucked us with that,
25:24Leo, but apology accepted.
25:25I'm not apologising.
25:26DJ Daryl said that Don had me
25:27saved in his favourite.
25:28Collins, you in here?
25:29Frank's tinny is still
25:30on the donger side of the river.
25:32Someone gave Frank a lift home.
25:34You hear me?
25:35Someone else has had the donger.
25:36Frank's had an accomplice.
25:38That's why he's not talking.
25:39Someone else is involved.
25:42Sorry, Joy.
25:42Ignore that.
25:43That was just a funny joke.
25:44Um, yes, sir.
25:45Backpack,
25:46can I just give you
25:46a bit of advice?
25:47That are they.
25:48I haven't been listening
25:49to a word you can say.
25:50I know.
25:51They?
25:52Yeah, probably.
25:53Why not?
25:55Anyway,
25:55what were you saying?
25:56The public used my work message bank
25:58to report crocodile-based tip-offs.
26:00I went through the messages
26:00in my first week on the job
26:01and then I've never listened
26:02to them again
26:03because I don't want to.
26:04I don't respect that, Leon.
26:05Thanks.
26:06But last night
26:07I found this message from Don.
26:08He left this
26:09two days before he was murdered.
26:11Leon,
26:11it's Don Darrell.
26:12I've just come into
26:13some very interesting information
26:15about what's been going on
26:16around here.
26:17It's about the lights in the sky.
26:18Let's just say,
26:19I know...
26:22We have a doctor.
26:23The doctor.
26:25The people behind this
26:26will try and kill me
26:27to keep the truth
26:28from getting out.
26:29The only way aren't happy.
26:30They booted me out,
26:31but I won't shut up, Leon.
26:33I'm a truth teller.
26:34Meet me, Monday.
26:35DJ!
26:36Turn that fucking duck root off!
26:39Obviously,
26:39I did a meet with Don
26:40on the Monday
26:40because he was dead.
26:41Well, who wanted to kill him?
26:42Who's this group
26:43he's talking about?
26:44The NUA.
26:45They're local conspiracy theorists
26:46who trade in the Cooker Classics,
26:47Aliens, 5G,
26:49World Economic Forum,
26:50The Great Fire of London
26:50being started by a rat
26:51spontaneously combusting.
26:53Their current president
26:53is a Mr. Surname Redacted.
26:56Fucking Roger.
26:58Frank's fucking garbage brother.
27:29The Great Fire of London
28:29Phone in the box, please, Edwina.
28:31Right, fine.
28:32Done.
28:34You can come out.
28:365G electro-smog can't get you now, Rog.
28:39Now, Edwina, as a citizen of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing,
28:43I do not acknowledge your authority.
28:45Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO?
28:48And I do not consent to answering your questions.
28:51Okay, no wucks.
28:52No fucking wucks, mate.
28:54Just trying to get you involved.
28:55I already know that.
28:56Don was a member of the NUA.
28:58What was the information you didn't want to get out, hey?
29:00Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something?
29:04Huh?
29:04Hang on.
29:06Does Frank know that you buddied up to Don while he was in the clink?
29:11He doesn't.
29:12He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica.
29:14That's the only reason I approved it.
29:16Wow, wheeze.
29:16Best friend, cheating on him with his worst enemy.
29:19This is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle.
29:22Don't you tell Frank.
29:23This could end very badly for me, Edwina.
29:25It's my boat.
29:26But it's his big magnet.
29:28Okay.
29:28I won't tell him if you answer my questions, Rog.
29:31I'll have to be a softball to start.
29:33What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night?
29:39Lynne, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos.
29:41They all misunderstood the flyer.
29:42They thought it meant Ladies' Day night, like the cricket.
29:45So the whole con's on their way now.
29:46It's Ladies' Day night.
29:48It's a night event for Ladies' Day.
29:50The DJ doesn't get here till eight.
29:52Well, that's it, Mary.
29:53It's over then.
29:54Guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband.
29:56Maybe you'll stop thinking it's gay to wash his bum off.
29:58Oi, where are you going?
29:59I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers.
30:00I know what women want.
30:01Thanks, Flora.
30:03That's enough.
30:03Daddy, where'd you get that bus?
30:05This bullshit.
30:06She was dead in the river.
30:08You want to get the hell with this song?
30:10Let's go, girls.
30:13Mickey?
30:14Come on.
30:15Better get down here.
30:19I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night.
30:21Me and Mary came straight home.
30:22This is our doorbell camp.
30:24Timestamped at 21.47.
30:26So?
30:27You're just up the road.
30:28You went home, changed your shorts,
30:30met up with Frank at the gonger,
30:31and you did a little night murder.
30:33No, I didn't go out again.
30:34Just watch.
30:35These cameras go 24-7, 3-54.
30:38You'll see the footage of the perimeter.
30:39Mary's mini horse doing its bedtime wee.
30:41But on the doorbell camera,
30:43you won't see me
30:43because I'm tucked up in bed
30:45wearing my bloody CPAP.
30:46What's that?
30:47CPAP.
30:48That's personal.
30:49Edwina, redact it.
30:50Redact the CPAP.
30:50No, not the fucking CPAP.
30:52Just replay the tape.
30:53There's a car driving towards a donna.
30:58Who the fuck is that?
31:01Wait a minute.
31:02I know that logo.
31:09Cheers, I'm a mini fucking pickle can.
31:12I can fucking pick a real fucking group.
31:14Shh.
31:27Caustic ulcerations.
31:39200 mils.
31:43Yeah, I'm sorry, Diane,
31:44but I had to leave work early.
31:46I've got my period.
31:47It's a big one.
31:50Hi, Angelo.
31:50It's Leo Lee.
31:51I'm police.
31:53I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw
31:55that you recently sold on Marketplace,
31:57so call me back and I will answer the phone, I guess.
32:01This is a private event.
32:02It's just me.
32:03I can't be out there anymore.
32:05A fish are just vomited into a sleeve.
32:08No, why did I give you my number?
32:11Wait!
32:13When are you killed my dad?
32:14When are you killed him?
32:16Look at this, wait!
32:17Croc-croc!
32:24I'm a one-nine-off
32:25and I've got to come and help back-sort you out.
32:27No, I was left, Derek.
32:28People love me,
32:29but I'm like a modern-day Ned Kelly.
32:32You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ.
32:34No, I'm going to destroy him.
32:35Wait, where are you going?
32:36Back to the party.
32:37Get your own way home.
32:38No.
32:38Shona, you seen Tegan?
32:43Let's go, girls.
32:47Excuse me.
32:48Excuse me.
32:49Excuse.
32:49Tegan, move your purse.
32:51I'm going.
32:52Wait, Arnie!
32:53Where's the salty?
32:54Over there.
32:55They just came in with it.
32:57Shit.
32:57Do the cops know?
32:58No.
32:59So you better get her out of here.
33:00Yep.
33:01Come on, Arnie.
33:01Be careful.
33:02And if there's trouble,
33:03my crocs are still tapped.
33:04Thanks.
33:05Excuse me.
33:06I need that croc on my arm.
33:07Oi!
33:08You!
33:08Come out!
33:08Bring it back here!
33:09You're a sort of birthday party!
33:16Fucking come back!
33:18Come on, come back!
33:19Let a few of these off with Dad's birthday tonight.
33:22Bit of a celebration.
33:23Give her a ring on the right!
33:25Come on, Arnie!
33:27Nicky!
33:28No, I still got the shit with you.
33:31Look at my little brother, Slyway.
33:32He's accusing him of murder.
33:33You were at the donger the night Don was murdered.
33:35I knew something was fucking off about you.
33:37When I saw those fruity juice wrappers in your cup holder,
33:39I thought, oh, yuck, that's a bit of a turn-off.
33:41And now I know you have my geriatric rat dad in your car.
33:43Fucking crack.
33:44I didn't...
33:45Turn off.
33:45A little bit.
33:47Well, I wasn't even out of Don's donger.
33:49You're having a good night?
33:51You drove past...
33:52Hey, Roger and Mary, serve our hands.
33:53No, I didn't!
33:55Fuck!
33:56Fine!
33:57Get out of here!
33:59Listen, I was out there because Don snuck the donger over the boundary into the D.R.
34:03So I tried to drag it back with my winch.
34:05I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though, because Frank was inside, knackered.
34:09What happened then, eh?
34:09Did you give Frank a hand?
34:11Yeah, killing Don.
34:12Get that Dunga-Laba land dispute wrapped up quick, smart.
34:14You're accusing me now?
34:16Yeah!
34:16Are you fucking serious?
34:18Don was still here at the pub when we were at the donger.
34:21Ask Mary.
34:21She was on lookout.
34:22Oh, bullshit, Mickey.
34:23Okay?
34:24We have footage of Don at the donger at 11.30pm.
34:26Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11.15pm.
34:30No, I was driving Frank home by 11.15pm.
34:33Flowers!
34:34Sunday night.
34:35Your set finished at 11.15pm.
34:37Frank left the pub after that, yeah?
34:38Oh, yeah, I forgot that Lynn cut my set short because I was crying too much, so I actually
34:42finished at 9.
34:44See?
34:44Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived.
34:47Frank wasn't at the donger to kill Don, Eddie.
34:49He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot.
34:52He was doing croc justice.
34:54Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead.
34:57What are they useless fucker?
34:58Tell me the truth about all this shit, then.
35:00Why do you think?
35:01Because I was out there doing something dodgy.
35:02So maybe your geriatric rat dab was trying to protect me from you lot.
35:06Because I've got three kids and they'll get taken away from me if I get caught putting
35:11one nubby pinky toe wrong.
35:14Fucking hell.
35:15No, actually, you know what?
35:16Fuck this.
35:17A black fella didn't kill Don Darrell.
35:19Because if black fellas were bumping off every land-stealing white fella, 80% of this
35:22town would be dead.
35:23Of all the settler blow-ins, I cannot believe that didn't occur to you.
35:30It's hard to have the extra toilets.
35:35Mickey!
35:40Wait!
35:41Mickey!
35:42Wait!
35:42You and Frank didn't do it, so we're good, yeah?
35:44Mickey!
35:47Fuck.
35:51Ma'am!
35:52Ma'am!
35:52I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox.
35:54I did 150Ks all the way from Darwin.
35:57I think my engine's fallen out.
35:59I got access to the dick bum and I ran a tox report on John Darrell.
36:02He wasn't drunk.
36:03There was no alcohol present in his system at all.
36:09Ma'am?
36:11John Darrell was incapacitated the night he died because he was poisoned.
36:18Detective, this bullet's from a police issue weapon.
36:20Yeah, it is.
36:21HQ's checking their serial number now.
36:23I knew the backpackers were driving a white land greaser, so this was just due diligence
36:27to make sure it's not theirs.
36:29But then it was burnt out last night, so...
36:31Yeah, I can barely read this thing because it's so fire damaged.
36:34I don't think that's a seven.
36:35I'm going to try a one.
36:36Why did I listen to Eddie?
36:37The evidence is gone now because I left it a whole bumming day.
36:41Don't stress.
36:42We'll figure it out.
36:43Oh, here we go.
36:45Hang on.
36:47That's not the backpacker's car.
36:50Oh, no, no, that now'll be right.
36:52What?
36:52Who's the vehicle registered to?
36:54How did it get to the DRR?
36:55The last time I saw that vehicle was the night I pulled the silly bugger over for drink
36:59driving.
37:00We left the car on the side of the road.
37:08Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations from eating red meat laced with glyphosate.
37:13It's the organophosphorous compound that's present in weed killer.
37:15I think someone put it in Don's steak cake.
37:18Found something.
37:19Fuck my asshole.
37:20This is on DJ's socials.
37:22Hey, he's gone.
37:23DJ Daryl Crockart here.
37:25I just want to introduce you to...
37:25Yeah, Dulce, we've run the serial number on that bullet.
37:28It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun.
37:31It matches the round from his skull.
37:33But, Detective, it was the second bullet fired.
37:36So, it was fired after Bushy was shot?
37:39Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself.
37:43Someone else was involved.
37:45Dulce, where did you find that bullet?
37:48Mate, this is the duck boat.
37:50I'm telling you, this thing's fucking brutal.
37:52Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car.
37:54It's very cool.
37:54I've always wanted one.
37:55Stop talking.
37:56Look who Don's talking to in the background.
37:59Who is that?
38:01Oh, my God.
38:02It's the Swedish backpackers.
38:07He's burned up for shit.
38:09I've blown jobs.
38:10Fucking why?
38:11This isn't over.
38:12Detective Bushy didn't commit suicide.
38:14We're looking at a homicide here.
38:16Where did you find that bullet?
38:19In a Land Cruiser.
38:23Registered to Eddie.
38:26Eddie.
38:26Eddie.
38:29Eddie.
38:30Eddie.
38:33Eddie.
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