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Jury Duty Season 2 Episode 1
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00:01Hello.
00:02How are you doing today?
00:03How are you doing, Anthony?
00:05They sent me over your resume here.
00:07Can you just tell me a little bit about yourself?
00:10Yeah, so I'm 25.
00:11I'm from Nashville, Tennessee, born and raised.
00:14So I'm always giving it 100%.
00:16Awesome, awesome.
00:17We're looking to hire a temp.
00:19It would be both for work in office and also at a company retreat.
00:24You'd be my assistant for the trip, helping me with odd jobs.
00:27So we have a documentary crew that is following our business.
00:33If you were to do the job, are you okay with being on camera?
00:36Absolutely.
00:44We're rocking grandma's hot sauce.
00:47Exciting time for us because we're about to go on our big retreat.
00:49And that's what you're helping out with here.
00:51Welcome to O Canyon Ranch.
00:53Woo!
01:01You are the future of rockin' grandmas.
01:03Give it up for my son, Dougie.
01:06Hello, rockin' grandmas!
01:07How's it going?
01:09You can't do that.
01:10Doug, that's illegal.
01:11Walk.
01:12Where? What?
01:13Let's go!
01:21Two weeks ago, Malibu Realtors f***ed a beehive.
01:24What?
01:27Clear!
01:29I'm gonna put be a whore on my bucket list.
01:31Oh my God.
01:32Oh, did not do that.
01:32What?
01:35I real life feel like I'm on a TV show and not a documentary.
01:39Like, this is something that...
01:43Honestly, maybe not.
01:44Because this is not something that you can just make up.
01:55You can do it again.
02:00You can do it again.
02:01Okay, okay.
02:03Rockin' grandmama.
02:04Sorry.
02:04First day here.
02:05She needs to get a tongue scraper.
02:07I'm telling you, all that bacteria is just growing on that tongue.
02:10Mm-hmm.
02:11And then it's slapping us in the face.
02:12That's why...
02:13What's up, man?
02:14Come on a second.
02:14Good morning.
02:15I'm Anthony.
02:16I'm the new assistant.
02:17I'm not sure where I'm supposed to report today.
02:18You're probably gonna meet with Kevin.
02:20He's just not in yet.
02:21Okay.
02:21So yeah, you can just have a seat.
02:22And once he's in, I'll get him for you.
02:23All right, thank you.
02:24I've been doing temp work for about two years.
02:28I kind of go everywhere.
02:29Here at Rockin' Grandmas, I'm just an assistant.
02:32I'm basically here to do whatever they need me to do.
02:36You like chips?
02:37Yeah.
02:38You wanna try this?
02:39I'm all right, thank you.
02:39You sure? It's wasabi octopus.
02:41It's okay, I appreciate it.
02:42All right, you don't get to try these flavors every day now.
02:45Yeah, man, that's a flavor I've never even heard of.
02:48I know.
02:49My name is PJ Green.
02:51Where do I look? Do I look at you?
02:52I look at me, unfortunately.
02:53Okay, I always wanna look right in there.
02:55I love it here.
02:56And I love this company retreat that we're about to go on.
02:59Cause listen, if PJ can take a vacation, PJ's gonna take it, okay?
03:03And we'd like to, what's up?
03:04Can I get those papers that were on the printer?
03:06Oh, yes.
03:07I'm sorry, it's a little chip dust on that.
03:09Don't mind it.
03:11Hot sauce is like having a moment.
03:13You don't see this kind of thing happening with ketchup.
03:15It's like, name me like a YouTube ketchup show.
03:18What's the name of that YouTube ketchup show everyone watches?
03:20There is, no, because it doesn't exist.
03:22Because hot sauce is time.
03:24It's our time.
03:24Hot sauce is time.
03:25Yeah.
03:26I'm Kevin Gomez.
03:27I run HR here at Rockin' Grandma's Hot Sauce.
03:30I consider myself kind of a big brother that you can come and share your secrets with.
03:35I guess I can give you a noogie too, but you know, mostly a sympathetic year.
03:38Thank you so much for jumping on this.
03:40Yeah, absolutely.
03:41Thank you for having me.
03:42The retreat is a huge deal for us every year.
03:44It's kind of like my Super Bowl for the year, you know, getting everything ready.
03:48And you're going to be my right-hand man.
03:50This year is especially exciting because our founder and CEO, Doug, is retiring.
03:56Can I have a quick question?
03:57Sure, Jimmy.
03:59If one of us got like one of those like joke chain emails or something like that,
04:03and like forwarded around the office or something.
04:06Is it sexual in nature?
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:09Very much so.
04:09No.
04:10I wouldn't do that.
04:10No?
04:11No.
04:12Okay.
04:12All right.
04:13Better shape than sorry, right?
04:15I guess I'll forward it.
04:16What if I forward it?
04:18Fair enough.
04:18You know?
04:19Old Jimmy would have already sent it.
04:20Okay.
04:21All right.
04:22I rib Jimmy all the time, but he has come a very long way.
04:26When I first started here, I couldn't stand him.
04:30He was a lot.
04:31You did a lot.
04:32I did a lot.
04:33The new Jimmy, 2,446 days sober.
04:39Warehouse.
04:40He tried.
04:41You want a tour?
04:42Yeah, absolutely.
04:43Great.
04:43Let's take a tour.
04:43There's not much to see, but let's take a tour.
04:45Over here, we got sales.
04:48Hey, guys.
04:49Hey.
04:49Hey.
04:50This is a customer relations, Amy.
04:52Hi, Amy.
04:53Hi, Kevvy.
04:54I'm Amy Patterson.
04:55My go-to Starbee's order is actually the same as Taylor Swift's go-to Starbee's order.
05:01Isn't that so funny?
05:03Not really.
05:05Good morning, Helen.
05:07This is our accountant, Helen.
05:08This is Anthony.
05:09Hi, Anthony.
05:10I've been cooking the books here for 26 years.
05:15Never been audited that I remember.
05:19This is our sourcing expert here.
05:21Oh.
05:22Hey, I'm Anthony.
05:23Anthony as well.
05:24Nice to meet you.
05:24Oh, that's right.
05:25Okay.
05:25Nice to meet you.
05:27Come on, Anthony.
05:28Oh, me?
05:29Anthony.
05:33Nice to meet you, Doug.
05:37Nice to meet you.
05:38Enjoy your office while you got it.
05:40Yep.
05:41Dougie's office soon.
05:42I'm retiring, so bye-bye, Doug.
05:45Me.
05:47My son is going to be the new CEO, and he is going to be great.
05:54I feel like he needs to be afforded the opportunity to keep Rockin' Grandma a family business.
06:02Okay.
06:02I also understand the risks involved.
06:06So, I appreciate your offer, but I'm not ready to sell the company at this time.
06:10Okay.
06:12Doug, he's nice.
06:14He was a bit scary just because, you know, he's obviously the big boss man.
06:17He didn't even look up at me, but it just shows that how serious he takes his business and what
06:22he does.
06:26Man, how are you going here?
06:27Hey.
06:27I'm Dougie, by the way.
06:29I'm dad's son.
06:30Anthony, man.
06:31Nice to meet you.
06:32Nice to meet you.
06:33I usually set up in here.
06:35You don't mind if I?
06:36It's kind of just like mine.
06:37No, I do too.
06:39Oof.
06:42I kind of share dad's office, but I like to come in here and just like, it's like my sauce
06:46lab.
06:46Yeah.
06:46Are you a hot sauce guy?
06:48Yes and no.
06:49Cooking up something a little special for the retreat.
06:52So, I'm like kind of, you know, excited about that.
06:55Sort of.
06:55I'm excited.
06:56Yeah.
06:56I'll be the assistant.
06:57So, anything y'all need, I'm there.
06:59Yeah, this will be my first one.
07:01Okay.
07:01I mean, I've only been back for six months.
07:03I lived in Jamaica for like four years.
07:05Oh.
07:05But yeah, I just kind of like fell in love, linked up with these dudes.
07:08We're just like jamming with the lobby band.
07:10You're the Jive Prophets?
07:11Ska band.
07:12No?
07:13No.
07:14Now, it has always been my hope that Dougie would take over someday.
07:17But when he dropped out of business school to do a rock band in Jamaica, I was like,
07:22there goes that idea.
07:24And I just had to see if we could make it, you know?
07:28Turns out we couldn't.
07:29One of the things I'm trying to do like when I take over for dad is like zhuzh up the
07:34bottle.
07:35This has like been the slogan forever, like it'll rock your socks off.
07:38It'll rock your socks off.
07:39Kind of emphasize the off.
07:41Yeah, right?
07:41We're rocking grandmas.
07:42I feel like she should be like...
07:44Rocking out.
07:44You know what I mean?
07:45Okay.
07:46Like shredding out.
07:48Look, I've known Dougie his whole life.
07:50He's a great kid.
07:52Yeah.
07:53Is he the right fit for CEO?
07:56People think I'm just taking over because it's my dad's company or whatever.
08:00But like, I'm like, I want to put in the work.
08:02You know what I mean?
08:02I want to show that I'm not just some like nepo kid that's like handed the keys.
08:07You know, we're like, oh, he's like the brawny of hot sauce or whatever.
08:10And it's just like bugs me because I'm like, I'm not like, I'm better suited to run Rocking Grandmas than
08:15he is to be on an NBA team.
08:18You know what I'm saying?
08:18Not like you put in the work.
08:20I want to.
08:21Bro.
08:23Appreciate you, bro.
08:24What is that?
08:24Dougie, he might be a little worried about jumping into something new.
08:28You know, especially when it's a family business.
08:29He doesn't want to let his dad down.
08:31Even after having one conversation with him, I have faith in him.
08:35Do you think she's going to know?
08:37That it's her birthday?
08:38No, I doubt that she knows it's her birthday dog.
08:42Today's a really big day because, well, first of all, the biggest thing today, Amy's birthday.
08:48It's a big one, too.
08:49Surprise!
08:55Happy birthday to you.
08:59It's kind of crazy around here.
09:00Just wrapping up a lot of loose ends before the retreat.
09:03We were saying it's like senioritis.
09:04Yeah.
09:05You know, like we're all kind of like the last day of school kind of feeling, you know?
09:11Yo, yo, yo, yo!
09:12In Jamaica, we say, happy birthday!
09:15Don't do that.
09:17So you can set him on here.
09:18I can carry it all together.
09:19Oh, beautiful.
09:20That's my guy right there.
09:21Well, he's my, he, like I said, he's my guy.
09:24Who's to say I can't be both of you guys?
09:25Who's guy?
09:26Y'all aren't putting me in that situation.
09:29That's a lose-lose!
09:31Fair enough.
09:32It's my guy.
09:32Fair enough.
09:33He's my guy, though.
09:35But I mean, like my own happy, probably like my childhood, okay, like my childhood tree house.
09:39I don't know.
09:41You had a tree house.
09:42Yeah!
09:43My dad built it.
09:45I'll let you guys finish up.
09:46I love you, Kevi.
09:48You too.
09:50Here, take a seat.
09:51Take a seat.
09:52Isn't she great?
09:53Yeah!
09:53Yeah.
09:55I want to show you something, okay?
09:57This is exciting, okay?
09:58I want to show you something.
09:58I can tell by the look on your face.
10:00Yeah.
10:01I haven't been able to tell anybody else.
10:03Okay.
10:04But on night one of the retreat, I'm going to propose to Amy.
10:11Yeah, man.
10:12Congratulations to you, brother.
10:13I'm going to propose.
10:13I'm going to propose.
10:14Heck yeah, man.
10:15That's exciting.
10:16I don't exactly know how I'm going to propose to her, either public or private.
10:21How would you do it if you were going to do it?
10:22Um, it kind of depends on her and, like, what she likes.
10:26Yeah.
10:26To me, she seems like the outgoing type.
10:28I would probably go for, like, the in front of everybody.
10:31Especially because y'all are a close-knit family.
10:32I think you're right.
10:34I was getting in my own head.
10:36I was getting in my own head about it.
10:37And now I actually, now that I hear it out loud, I'm like, I'm going to do it in public.
10:39Because I think it's the best way to do it.
10:40Yeah, absolutely, man.
10:42Thank you so much.
10:42Yes, sir.
10:43See you tomorrow.
10:44Bright and early.
10:47Mom, I got some very exciting news, but I can't tell you for a few days.
10:50That sounds like good news, Kevin.
10:53Okay, but get ready to be excited in a few days.
10:57Ah.
11:01Ah.
11:04Ah.
11:04Excited to get the retreat started.
11:06Excited.
11:07Very excited.
11:07Very excited.
11:08It's, uh, it's sort of the calm before a lot of, a lot of fun.
11:14These are my last hours as a single man.
11:16This is like a bachelor party on wheels.
11:19Oh, my gosh.
11:21Turn right onto Triunfo Canyon Road.
11:33Yeah, this is cool.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:35Oh, yeah.
11:36I've only seen pictures of this gazebo thing.
11:39I want to show you something.
11:41Okay.
11:41I know back at the office, you know, I can be sort of a hard ass sometimes.
11:45But here at the retreat, I like to cut loose and really just have fun.
11:49Okay.
11:50And so...
11:51I'm excited to see this.
11:52For the duration of the retreat, you can call me Captain Fun.
11:56Captain Fun?
11:57Captain Fun.
11:57Okay, Captain Fun.
11:58I'm Captain Fun, and you're going to be Lieutenant Fun.
12:01Okay.
12:02And so...
12:02Uh, no.
12:03If we both had hats, it would confuse people.
12:06Just a little jealous you pulled that one out.
12:08Oh, no, exactly.
12:08It's a very beautiful property, so I'm really excited.
12:12Everybody's about to get here, and the fun is going to start.
12:14Kevin is Captain Fun, and I'm Lieutenant Fun because I'm his assistant,
12:17and our job is to keep everybody happy and keep a positive energy.
12:21Hello.
12:23Hey.
12:24I'm Marjorie.
12:25I'm the manager here at Oak Canyon.
12:27I'm so sorry I didn't have your sign up.
12:28The group that came before you guys, they just checked out,
12:31and they were a bit of a headache.
12:32Oh, that's okay.
12:34Terrible human beings.
12:35Anyway, hi.
12:36Welcome, Rockin' Grandmas.
12:38I've hosted dozens of wonderful organizations at the ranch,
12:41and one group of f***ing monsters.
12:44Malibu Realtors.
12:46I saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine,
12:48and they were swirling around cocaine in it.
12:51Check, check.
12:52Mean mine on fire.
12:53Mean mine on fire.
12:54Oh, here they come.
12:56Rockin' Grandmas is here.
12:57Yes, sir.
13:00Woo!
13:02Feeling hot, hot, hot.
13:04Woo!
13:06Me mine on fire.
13:08Me so on fire.
13:10Be it hot, hot, hot.
13:13Woo!
13:14Me mine on fire.
13:14Nice, nice, nice.
13:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:16Of course, you need a great song.
13:19Yes, this is new.
13:20Captain Fun!
13:22Captain Fun!
13:23Yeah, baby.
13:24Good one for yourself.
13:25Nice, nice.
13:26Feeling hot, hot, hot.
13:27His name is not Kevin.
13:29It is Captain Fun.
13:30Oh!
13:31Okay?
13:32You gotta get it right.
13:33Ha, ha, ha.
13:34Captain Fun!
13:35And he's Lieutenant Fun, by the way.
13:36Lieutenant.
13:36Lieutenant Fun!
13:38I didn't get a cool hat, but Lieutenant.
13:41Woo!
13:42This retreat is my escape.
13:44I love my three babies and my husband, but I just need one week without Cocomelon.
13:54Hey!
13:55Claire!
13:56I made it.
13:57You made it just in time.
13:58How you doing?
13:59How you doing?
14:00Guys, Claire is here!
14:01Hey!
14:02Claire!
14:04Hey, wait, I'm just gonna put on bugs really quick.
14:07Sorry.
14:07No problem.
14:08It's more than I thought.
14:09More bugs.
14:13It's my first retreat.
14:15Um, I work remote.
14:17I'm meeting everyone for the first time in person today.
14:21I thought you were black, honey.
14:24I gotta get my computer fixed.
14:25It's really, really dark.
14:27You can just put up the brightness.
14:29I felt like it was important that I come this year, and I just, like, wanted to meet him in
14:37person.
14:37Because, obviously, it's, you know, it's Doug's last retreat before...
14:44Before he dies, which is really sad to me.
14:48What?
14:48Before he dies.
14:49Yeah, it's his last one.
14:51Nice.
14:51He's retiring.
14:53Not because he's dying?
14:54No, he's not sick.
14:56Oh.
14:56He's retiring.
14:58I thought he was dying.
15:00Well, I just...
15:01He was saying some stuff, and I saw kind of like a...
15:12I don't know.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Well, that's good.
15:16How was the drive-in?
15:17Okay?
15:17Yeah.
15:18I know you don't ever go on the bus, but we missed you.
15:21And then, give it a...
15:22Uh-huh.
15:23Yeah!
15:24Yo!
15:24Yo!
15:25The first person I kind of connected with, I would say, is Dougie.
15:28He was very raw and vulnerable with me, so I think that allowed me to open up to him.
15:33Hey, man, you have to show me some of your music sometime.
15:35Yeah, dawg.
15:35For sure.
15:36Jive profits.
15:37We, like, had the falling out.
15:39We're kind of trying to...
15:40Work it back?
15:41Kind of.
15:42Okay.
15:42Yeah, it's complicated, dude.
15:44Bands are like...
15:45Like family, you know what I mean?
15:46Like, one little rip could turn into a big...
15:49A big tear.
15:50And that's kind of what happened with us, you know?
15:52Did it kind of, like, tear in, like, separate ways or, like, down the middle?
15:56I don't know.
15:56How many people are in it?
15:57Kind of just, like, a tear on my side.
16:00They kind of, like...
16:02Tore you out?
16:02Yeah.
16:03Oh.
16:04I would like to welcome each and every one of you to Rockin' Grandma's annual retreat.
16:10Give it up!
16:10Come on!
16:13Fantastic!
16:13And I think that this is definitely gonna be our best retreat.
16:20Deal.
16:20That's because you have got so much to look forward to.
16:23And we have got team building.
16:25Fantastic motivational speakers and seminars.
16:28Cade, I know you like that.
16:29We have got the client cookout.
16:31Hi!
16:33I'm hungry.
16:34Yes.
16:34And then not to mention...
16:36The Doug Cafflon, ladies and gentlemen.
16:39Yeah!
16:40Last but not least,
16:41the Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent Talent Contest!
16:46Now, come on!
16:49I also want to make sure that I share something with you.
16:54And now's the time, I think.
16:57Right here.
16:59This is the spoon that was used by my grandma, Grandma Roz, your great-grandmother,
17:05when she used to make hot sauce in our kitchen when I was a little boy.
17:10What?
17:10My grandmother used to stir the pot and make the sauce,
17:13and she used to say that the main ingredient was love.
17:17And I always, you know, held that to my heart until...
17:19I found out years later that it's really Manzano peppers.
17:23That's the main ingredient.
17:27Anthony, what do you got, pal?
17:29Um, honestly, I smell the bug spray on my hands.
17:32This is not an ingredient in Grandma's hot sauce, buddy.
17:35I gotta tell you.
17:36That's not in there.
17:38Dougie Jr.
17:39Wait, really?
17:39Son, come here.
17:40What?
17:42Oh, this is so cute!
17:43I am giving you this spoon now.
17:46Stir the sauce well.
17:47You are the future of rockin' grandmas.
17:50Yeah!
17:50Give it up for my son Dougie Womack Union!
17:54Oh!
17:56Congratulations on that, man.
17:57Dude, I know, right?
17:58I literally almost started crying just because, like,
18:00what, like, the feeling of what it's like to be a dad.
18:02Like, I want to be able to, you know,
18:04pass something down to my son, bro.
18:05So, like, I love that for y'all, man.
18:07It's the best. Thank you, bro.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Oh, boy.
18:10How long do you give Dougie?
18:12I don't know.
18:13He's so nice, and he has such big hair.
18:16Oh, God. We're so .
18:28So, how are you feeling about the retreat, Anthony?
18:30Oh, I'm feeling really good about the whole thing.
18:34Like, I'm super, like, which...
18:35You're good, man. Keep going.
18:37Well, actually, I was kind of thinking, you know,
18:39Anthony and I have the same name, and it's confusing.
18:41From here on out, everyone should just call me Other Anthony.
18:45Actually, I'm Lieutenant Fun.
18:47Oh!
18:49Yeah.
18:50Yeah.
18:52Other Anthony.
18:53First nickname?
18:54Yeah, I've never really had a nickname.
18:56It's a longer name.
18:57Yeah.
18:57That's a long nickname.
18:58I just want to do real quick, like, take this spoon and say, like,
19:01your intentions are further a tree.
19:04This is my first one, and I'm just really excited to grow my bond
19:07with each and every one of you as a leader and send you off in style,
19:13Dad, I love you.
19:13That's great.
19:14You know, people think this job was handed to me,
19:17and I'm just excited to, like, prove that it's not, like, a hand job,
19:21it's an earned job.
19:22You know what I mean?
19:23So, just looking forward to proving that.
19:28Get more sleep than I normally do.
19:30Be more appreciative about everything that I have here, like my own bed.
19:34Wait, are you still on Helen's couch?
19:36Yeah, yeah.
19:37Well, her love seat.
19:38She's on my love seat.
19:39Yeah, I can't lay flat.
19:40Do you know what happened?
19:41I mean, I know this, but I don't want to spill your tea.
19:44My condo had black mold spread.
19:45I was installing the dishwasher incorrectly.
19:48Mm-hmm.
19:49Water went everywhere.
19:50Stupidly turned the heat on.
19:53Why?
19:53I thought it would dry the water.
19:55It's a science experiment.
19:57Because it is Doug's last retreat,
20:01my intention is to find and open the time capsule.
20:05Oh!
20:07Do you remember the time capsule?
20:08Yes, we're going to do that.
20:09Add that to the list.
20:11Is this the one we buried in 2017?
20:14Yes.
20:15Yeah.
20:15I don't remember a lot of that night.
20:17Oh.
20:17Yeah.
20:18First day on the retreat, it's very exciting.
20:20And I think Captain Fun might have something in store for us later today.
20:24I would love your help with this proposal.
20:26Okay.
20:27I have the spot picked out.
20:28Do you think you could help me film it?
20:30Yeah, absolutely.
20:31So basically, this is, I think, is where I'm going to do it.
20:34Okay.
20:35What does this look like?
20:36From this?
20:37Let's say I'm over here.
20:38By the way, if she's crying, zoom in.
20:41Get it.
20:42If I'm crying, zoom out.
20:43Okay.
20:44Don't get me crying close up.
20:45Do you mind just one thing?
20:46Can you just stand in real quick?
20:48Yeah, absolutely.
20:48Just so I know how it's.
20:50Amy Patterson, I love you.
20:52Will you marry me?
20:54Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:56Well, by the way, do you think I should wear this?
20:58Or what do you think?
20:58Um, yeah, maybe take it off.
21:01Maybe take it off.
21:02You wouldn't wear your hat to a...
21:03Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:04Even when you sit down to eat dinner,
21:06you're supposed to take your hat off.
21:07So when you're proposing, you probably should.
21:09Well, Captain Fun makes the rules here.
21:10Right, right?
21:11I guess you make the final call.
21:13Thank you so much for helping out with this.
21:14Absolutely.
21:14This is, uh...
21:16I think she's gonna love it.
21:17Yeah, I know she's gonna love it.
21:19Oh, it looks great on camera too.
21:21Does it look good?
21:22Yeah.
21:22Oh, are they coming?
21:23Here we go.
21:24Maybe I can't do this.
21:25I don't know.
21:26You got it, man.
21:26You got it.
21:27You got it, man.
21:29You got it, man.
21:29Look how pretty this is!
21:32Everybody, come on, man.
21:33This is so pretty!
21:35Thank you, everybody, for coming.
21:36Amy, could you?
21:37Scoot off.
21:37Scoot off.
21:38Me?
21:39Yeah, scoot off.
21:39Is this like another birthday thing?
21:41Yeah, well, sort of.
21:42Yeah, yeah, definitely.
21:44Um, Amy, ever since we started working together
21:49at Rockin' Grandmas years ago.
21:50Uh-huh.
21:51My fondest memories of this job have been with you.
21:54Aw.
21:55Uh, especially at this retreat.
21:57I remember years ago, uh, when you and I got pretty drunk on Dirty Shirley's,
22:03and, uh, I remember my best friend's wedding was on the TV.
22:07Uh-huh.
22:07And, uh, we then and there made a promise to each other that if we both reached the age
22:12of 40 and neither of us were married, that we would marry each other.
22:18So, here I am.
22:21Amy Patterson, I love you.
22:25Oh.
22:25No.
22:26Will you marry me?
22:28Oh.
22:29Oh.
22:30Kevin.
22:32Kevin, no.
22:34No.
22:35Kevin.
22:35What?
22:36No.
22:37No, I know what we said, and that it's a really cute movie, but, I mean, Kev's,
22:42we've never even been on a date.
22:43Oh, no, we went out to dinner the other night for your birthday.
22:47Yeah, but it was me and you and eight of my other girlfriends.
22:49Kevin, what?
22:50Oh, okay.
22:51No, no, but we love each other.
22:52You say I, you say I love you all the time.
22:55Oh, my God.
22:55Were you going to propose with that hat on?
22:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
22:59Uh, no.
23:00I'm so...
23:01Oh, no, no.
23:02No, I do love you like a friend.
23:03I do love you like a friend.
23:04Like, I love you like a friend.
23:05I love you like a friend.
23:07I got you.
23:09It's a joke.
23:10I got you.
23:11It's a joke.
23:12You should see your face.
23:14No, you should see your face.
23:15You should also see your face.
23:16No, it's a joke.
23:17This is a joke.
23:18Anthony, you know it's a joke.
23:19Oh.
23:20It's a joke.
23:20It's a joke.
23:21It's a joke.
23:21Wait, is this like a joke that you do that?
23:24He grabs on the joke.
23:25It's a joke.
23:26It's a joke.
23:27Hey, guys.
23:27All right, all right.
23:29Captain Fun strikes again, everybody.
23:31It's a, yeah.
23:32It wasn't a great joke, but no, it's a fun joke.
23:35This isn't even a real ring, by the way.
23:37Not even a real ring.
23:38Oh, okay.
23:39Okay.
23:40Fake proposal, fake ring, you know.
23:42You're always having fun, guys.
23:45Hey, hang back with me for one minute, buddy.
23:47You need some help picking up?
23:48Oh, sure, sure.
23:49I'll need some help.
23:50Uh, um, walk with me just for a minute.
23:53Uh.
23:53That actually was not a joke.
23:55That was a real proposal.
23:56Yeah, yeah, I'm aware.
23:57I think I might have misinterpreted the nature of our relationship, actually.
24:00Yep.
24:00You know.
24:01I made a mistake there.
24:02That was wrong.
24:03Possibly, but at least now, I was gonna say at least now she knows how you feel about her.
24:08Genuinely, but you told her it's a joke, so maybe she doesn't.
24:12Like, she's probably really confused now.
24:14Sure, sure, sure.
24:17Do you think it was because I wore the hat?
24:20Um, not really.
24:21Is that where I lost her?
24:22She might not have liked the hat, but, you know, I think if she, if that's really what she was
24:27wanting to do,
24:27I don't think the hat would have made a difference.
24:29You know what I'm saying?
24:29You know what I'm saying?
24:30Yeah, yeah.
24:31Um, just wait here one second, okay?
24:33Yeah.
24:34Just wait here one second for me.
24:35I'm here for you, man.
24:36Whatever you need.
24:36Thank you so much.
24:37Yes, sir.
24:47Okay.
24:49So, I think I'm gonna go because I can't face Amy and Lynn right now, and I can't face anybody
24:54else right now for the moment.
24:56Okay.
24:56You're Captain Fun now, okay?
24:57Okay.
24:58You know, you got this.
24:59Yeah, I got it.
25:00Do you not want to go back and get that ring that you threw?
25:03Could you just, could you find that?
25:05Because I spent a lot of money.
25:06Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
25:07You don't want to just leave it.
25:08It's worth, it's worth about, it's worth about eight grand.
25:10You know, you're, yeah.
25:11Come here.
25:12Okay.
25:12You're good, man.
25:13Take a breath, breathe.
25:14No.
25:14All right.
25:14Yeah, no, I appreciate it.
25:15Of course.
25:16I appreciate it.
25:16I really appreciate you.
25:17Yes, sir.
25:18Everything's, everything's good.
25:18You're gonna have a great time.
25:19You're Captain Fun.
25:20You got this.
25:21You got this.
25:21I don't got this.
25:22And by the way, just tell him I left, not because I'm embarrassed or something.
25:24Just tell him I had diarrhea.
25:25Tell him I got subpoenaed by the court or something.
25:28Okay.
25:29Okay.
25:30Excuse me.
25:32You're officially promoted, Captain Fun.
25:34Yeah.
25:37Ah.
25:44Oh.
25:48Oh.
25:48Oh.
25:49Oh.
25:49Oh.
25:49Oh.
25:49Oh.
25:50Oh.
25:50Oh.
25:52Oh.
25:52Oh.
25:53Oh.
25:54Oh.
25:58Oh.
26:00Oh.
26:00Yeah, that's not part of the joke.
26:02Quite clearly, you can see he wasn't a joke.
26:05That means laughs because he's embarrassed.
26:15Come on.
26:16Yeah.
26:16She'll write a song about it and it would be so nuts.
26:19Yeah.
26:20We've never even been on a date.
26:21I was wondering.
26:22Yeah.
26:22What about sexting?
26:24No.
26:25Tasteful nudes?
26:26Nothing.
26:27You should be proud of yourself for standing up and saying the white thing.
26:30Listen to Mama Helen.
26:33I'm not quite sure how to handle this situation.
26:35Can we step over and have a conversation real quick?
26:38Yeah.
26:39So he left.
26:41Okay.
26:42Because he was embarrassed.
26:43He told me not to tell them that.
26:45But he said, just make something up.
26:47And I'm like, this is your company.
26:49I'm a temporary worker.
26:51I don't know if he told you the whole day.
26:52I haven't been with them.
26:53I don't know.
26:53Yeah, I didn't know.
26:53Okay, so I've only been with them for like three days.
26:56So it feels like a lot.
26:57Yeah.
26:57I mean, I'm sure no one would blame you if you wanted to leave, too.
27:06Like, if you want to leave, I got your back.
27:10But if you want to do what Kevin said and stay, I got your back there, too.
27:17It's up to you.
27:18I got it.
27:20Yeah.
27:22All right, guys.
27:23So Kevin told me to let you guys know that he had to leave.
27:27Because he had some family issues.
27:28Continue with the retreat.
27:30And let's have a good time.
27:31Okay.
27:32All right.
27:32Yeah.
27:34Of course.
27:34Sounds good.
27:34It's okay.
27:35All right.
27:36Cool.
27:36Okay.
27:37Let's have a good time, y'all.
27:38Just quiet.
27:39Come on, y'all.
27:39Let's do it.
27:40Yeah.
27:44I'm the new.
27:45I got a promotion.
27:47Let's have a good time.
27:48Yeah.
27:49Yeah.
27:51I think the most important thing about working here is the family aspect.
27:57And I would like to officially knight thee.
28:01Yes.
28:01Once you find a place that cares about you, it's so easy to give your all.
28:08Let's do it.
28:10Well, the company this small, everybody sort of has to be invested, making sure that the
28:15transition from Doug to Dougie Jr. goes smoothly.
28:18And that's a lot of what this retreat is about.
28:20And it's like when you get a feeling of the pity of your stomach and you can define it as
28:24nervousness or you can define it as excitement.
28:26I choose to define it as excitement.
28:32It's bittersweet for me because I want to send that off and it's sad because it's like
28:36the ending of an era.
28:37But it's also sweet because I'm taking over and I'm excited to, you know, to show what
28:43I can bring and, you know, all that excitement.
28:48I really want to give Dougie the chance to do this.
28:50And that is why this week at the retreat is so big.
28:55I need to see that he's got what it takes.
28:59So, yeah, today was interesting, to say the least, in so many aspects.
29:06Kevin's gone.
29:07Dougie's taken over.
29:08I mean, there's a lot going on.
29:10They seem like a tight group, a family business.
29:13I just hope I can make this retreat a success.
29:18Good night, y'all.
29:29This season on Company Retreat.
29:31There's been a robbery.
29:32You can search my room.
29:33What?
29:34This is my fault.
29:35Let's show him what we got, huh?
29:37Let's show him who we are.
29:38You really did that?
29:40Jesus!
29:41Welcome to the Doug Cathline!
29:46Oh, my God!
29:50Dougie!
29:51Dougie!
29:53Dougie!
29:54I just want a couple!
29:56Who's that?
29:57Oh, f***.
29:58Bro.
30:00Bro.
30:02This feels crazy.
30:04Is this crazy?
30:05Put it down.
30:07Put it down!
30:08Dougie Jr.
30:13Keep going!
30:14Stop him!
30:15Get up.
30:16Get up!
30:17If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff, they're going to be like, you're lying.
31:05I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, you're lying.
31:15I'm not going to be like, you're lying.
31:16I'm not going to be like, you're lying.
31:16Look at themini.
31:16Well, too.
31:16It's crazy.
31:16I do here.
31:17My leading when this goes well, no rescue, no rescue, no rescue.
31:26Oh, it's crazy, yeah.
31:34Level DS is crazy.
31:35All those days are traveling now.
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