00:00I admit, I thought it was a hoax.
00:03I never imagined it was real.
00:08I remember the most preternatural glow.
00:11I wanted to turn away.
00:13I wanted to run, but it wouldn't let me.
00:16I'm a believer.
00:17There's no proof, but that didn't stop me.
00:21Just because you can't see it,
00:24or taste it,
00:25or touch it, or hold it, or play with it,
00:29that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:31I didn't know who to tell, man.
00:34I mean, what are the guys going to think?
00:37Shark bites,
00:40lightning strikes,
00:42stuff like this.
00:44These things never happen.
00:46But now that I've seen it up close,
00:48now that it's actually with me,
00:53I'll never be alone again.
00:55What, next you're going to tell me Bigfoot's real?
00:59Bigfoot's real.
01:11Yeah, bring me a unicorn next, please.
01:15A side of bacon.
01:19Unicorn bacon.
01:22Unicorn?
01:25Unicorn bacon.
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