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00:32All right, mate?
00:33Yes.
00:35Oh, sorry, babe, I didn't want to wake you.
00:37Really?
00:38Jukebox was on the go most of the night.
00:40Yeah, it was all the oldies.
00:43Things got pretty depressing in here after closing time.
00:46Yeah, I can see that.
00:48I'll clear up.
00:50What happened in the end?
00:52Um, those two Irish blokes hung around.
00:56So you weren't drinking by yourself?
00:58Oh.
00:59I might have had one or two after they left.
01:02You patch things up with Steve?
01:04No.
01:05It's so stupid.
01:06Old men should be banned from drinking.
01:09Oh, I see.
01:09So it's only blokes who misbehave, is it?
01:12You have got an echocardiogram at the general in 48 minutes.
01:16Give your head a wobble.
01:24Where did you go?
01:25Flying horse.
01:27Did he make it to bed?
01:28Just about.
01:30Well, for the first time, Cassie, you've got my sympathy.
01:33I don't mind him when he's drunk.
01:36Was I a disgrace?
01:37Well, you could have performed a bit better.
01:40I mean in the Rovers.
01:42No.
01:42You stuck up for our daughter and I, for one, was proud of you.
01:46I still think you should apologise.
01:48I apologise to Wally.
01:49He got his number off, Amy.
01:50Texted him at two in the morning.
01:52Well, this is another first.
01:54But I actually agree with Cassie.
01:56If you want a drink in the Rovers again, you need to kiss and make up with your boyfriend.
02:00I'd just buried me dad.
02:03I'm going for a shower.
02:09That's right, Mr DL.
02:10I promise you, nothing to worry about.
02:13No, no.
02:15Yep.
02:16Bye.
02:19Well?
02:20His daughter's read some junk on social media.
02:23What junk on social media?
02:25It's everywhere.
02:27More bad reviews?
02:29Not bad reviews, bad press.
02:31Even mum's read it.
02:34Oh dear.
02:35What?
02:36What is it?
02:37There are no pennies in heaven for the customers of George Shuttleworth,
02:42the Weatherfield undertaker accused of defrauding the elderly.
02:45I mean, they're not creditable news sources.
02:48It's just idiots, scaremongering.
02:49Yeah, but they're succeeding.
02:51They're just after likes, aren't they?
02:52Well, do you know what?
02:53I don't like them.
02:55Anyway, I've got a crack on with Mrs Pingate.
02:58Her husband's dropped in that ball gown.
03:00Did he say anything?
03:01I don't think he's really on social media.
03:03No.
03:04I'd love to be cremated in a ball gown.
03:06Well, maybe I should get one.
03:08Huh.
03:08You'll have to get RestEasy.com to bury you.
03:11We just need that phone to start ringing.
03:13Please, somebody die!
03:14Oh dear me.
03:15Sorry.
03:18Jenna Mackey.
03:29What about her?
03:30I told you to stop Adam Barlow from poaching her.
03:33Well, lower your rates.
03:35Offer better coffee.
03:37Don't complain to me.
03:39Copy of your signed contract, as well as the terms of that contract.
03:43A record of the phone calls you made and emails you sent to the resident you shared confidential information with.
03:49I don't know what you're talking about.
03:51I'm talking about the housing developers we represented who lost their case in court because of Intel U leaked.
03:57Don't move out.
03:58Fight them.
03:59What they're doing isn't legal.
04:02Well, it wasn't.
04:03You were trying to screw people in.
04:05Jenna Mackey was an investor.
04:06She lost 1.2 million pounds in that fiasco.
04:10If your partner takes her on, I'll report you to the SRA.
04:13You can kiss your law career goodbye.
04:18Is it Casey Tunnock?
04:20I'm not being bullied.
04:21Josh Teague?
04:22It's none of them.
04:23But is somebody?
04:24No.
04:26Is it Kellyanne Mulligan?
04:27Because, you know, she bullied Leo Smith so badly at Bessie Street that he developed a stutter and wet himself
04:33in assembly.
04:34Whoever it is, you just, you have to confront them.
04:36You have to stand in front of them and say, I'm not afraid of you.
04:40Even if, you know, maybe you are a bit afraid of them.
04:43Hey, do you remember that video we watched in form that said, all bullies are cowards?
04:48Right, come on.
04:49Repeat after me.
04:50I'm not afraid of you.
04:54I'm not afraid of you.
04:56Boo!
04:57Yeah, you are.
05:01You just buried your dad.
05:03That's what I said.
05:05Well, we could drink somewhere else, can't we?
05:07You know, like my mouth, flying horse, the false number nine.
05:09Well, I don't like the false number nine.
05:11I don't like sports bars, they're too bright.
05:13Well, either way, you don't need Ben, do you?
05:16Well, he's a decent enough blow and I'd miss the rover.
05:20You like him.
05:21Liked?
05:21Until he took issue with me best mate.
05:23Anyway, I don't like anybody who likes rugby.
05:25Rugby union, that is, anyway.
05:27He came to be dad's funeral.
05:29I mean, he didn't have to do that.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Anyway, you get to your age, you don't need any more friends.
05:38Oh, you all have the head on you today.
05:41Yeah, me and dad had one or two when I got back last night.
05:43How was he?
05:44Oh, well, Steve sent a text to apologise, said he was just being overprotective.
05:48Must be a tough guy thing he had going, what with all the ex-squaddies in the joint.
05:53There's nothing tough about that brigade.
05:55Well, I just had no idea Amy was here.
05:58It was tactless.
06:00Oh, saints above.
06:02What is it?
06:03Only an article about the local undertaker with a picture taken in this very establishment.
06:09I see then.
06:10Oh, that could be any pub.
06:12It clearly says rovers return on the window behind him.
06:16Back to front though.
06:17And if anyone holds a mirror up to it, they'll clearly see.
06:20Who's going to hold a phone up to a mirror?
06:22This could cost us.
06:23Not even a real news source.
06:25Just because someone sticks it on the internet, it doesn't make it true.
06:28A man facing all those allegations, drinking in our pub.
06:31Now listen to the caption.
06:33George Shuttleworth enjoying a drink in his local.
06:37His local.
06:38There are 33 comments on this site alone.
06:42We'd be tainted by association.
06:45You're insane.
06:48Well, he missed it.
06:50He didn't.
06:51I did.
06:52It wasn't my fault.
06:54So whose fault was it?
06:55The tooth fairies?
06:56The parking at that hospital is a nightmare.
06:58And where were you till 4.30?
07:00Well, we went for lunch.
07:01Lunch.
07:02Anywhere decent.
07:03So what happens now?
07:04I'll make another appointment so well.
07:06When?
07:06I'll be in the kitchen if anyone needs me.
07:09Did you go out without a coat on?
07:11Are you serious?
07:12Oh, that'll really help a man in your condition.
07:14What condition?
07:15I'm not ten years old now.
07:17Then why act like it?
07:21George, I've put a statement on the website.
07:23I don't know what else you want me to do.
07:24You know, this is monumentally unfair.
07:27Have you no shame?
07:29I was just collecting glasses.
07:31I'm talking to your brother, the local con man.
07:33He hasn't conned anybody.
07:34Well, the telephone says otherwise.
07:36Telephone?
07:37Social media.
07:38He's completely innocent.
07:40You, get back to work.
07:41And you, out.
07:43You can't throw somebody out based on slander and conjecture.
07:49Do you hear what people say about you?
07:50Well, you and all.
07:51Get out.
07:52You're being ridiculous.
07:54I can bury you too, Sonny.
07:56Oh, yeah, that sounds like a great business plan.
07:58Well, I prefer it to yours.
07:59Bury the dead with one hand while robbing their beloved with the other.
08:03George was a worthy recipient of those gifts, all right?
08:05He didn't ask anybody to put it in their will.
08:07Todd, just leave it.
08:08Come on, it's not worth it.
08:09You can't reason with people like her.
08:11Come on.
08:12I suppose you're involved and all.
08:15I will never step foot in this dump again.
08:18Good.
08:21I actually probably will, but I am coming.
08:23Wait a minute.
08:24If they go, I go.
08:26I'll pop your P45 in the post.
08:29The woman's barking.
08:30Glenda, no, love, you can't lose your living and all.
08:33Oh, watch me.
08:34No, you need your income.
08:35George, there's a line and she's just crossed it.
08:38Go on, then.
08:39Get out.
08:40Go.
08:41Go and rob the elderly.
08:43And never show your faces in here again.
09:00Sam.
09:04How's it going?
09:06Bad.
09:09They're all worried about you.
09:11Your parents.
09:14Look, the longer this goes on, the more likely they are to prize your deluded conspiracy theories out of you.
09:20I told you they won't believe a word of it.
09:22I'm not afraid of you.
09:27What?
09:28I'll tell the truth.
09:30Now, tonight, I'll tell everyone.
09:35Okay.
09:39Yeah.
09:40It's true.
09:41All of it.
09:42Does that make you feel better?
09:45No.
09:47Me and Will go to bed with each other.
09:50Tell us all, and I'll laugh.
09:53I'll say it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
09:55And I've told you, I'll tell the police that you fancy me.
09:58And that's why you planted a camera in my living room to catch me and my skimpies.
10:05You're a little pervert, and that camera's got your fingerprints all over it.
10:09You staged it.
10:12Oh, what, when I let him down gently?
10:16Yeah, a bit of am-dram, I'll give you that.
10:19But after, we went into my bedroom, and you'd blush if I told you what we did.
10:27Bet you wish that camera was in there, don't you? Peeping Sam.
10:34Remember what I said.
10:36Take me on, and I'll destroy you.
10:50I can feel it yourself, Eva.
10:53I've always wondered how you do that.
10:55Sixth Sense.
10:56They teach you that witching school.
10:58Oh, my school days weren't nearly as idyllic as that.
11:02The nuns.
11:03I still have dreams about them.
11:06Can I ask you something?
11:08Is it about Bono?
11:09No, it's not about Bono.
11:11Because every time I talk about my childhood, you ask me about the time that I met Bono.
11:16When my cousins lived in Ballymun.
11:18Of course, in those days, he was still called Paul.
11:22I was just gonna ask if you were all right.
11:27An echocardiogram is not nothing.
11:29And to miss it is unforgivable.
11:31I did try and get him there, but he was as rough as a bear's backside, and the parking was
11:34terrible.
11:35I've heard the car park excuse before.
11:37It's not an excuse. The car park was rammed.
11:40I made him get out and walk, but he couldn't find the department by himself.
11:43Do I have to do everything for that man?
11:45At the age of 46?
11:47Nobody's asking you to do anything.
11:49And yet, without me, you got nowhere.
11:52Yesterday got to you.
11:55Steve's dad.
11:56What about him?
11:57Well, he's an Irishman.
12:00Sure, there's plenty of them both sides of the ground.
12:02And a father.
12:04I just wondered whether it made you think of Ben's dad.
12:09I mean, it made me think of people that I'd lost.
12:13Susie's dad?
12:15Yes, among others.
12:18Shedding tears for an ex now, are we?
12:21Alright, okay, look, I just thought the day had got to you, and I wanted to check in.
12:26Don't take it out of my punters.
12:27And Glenda stays.
12:32Good day.
12:36Hey, Mrs Pingate.
12:38She's very dignified in a ball gown.
12:40Mr Pingate will be delighted.
12:43What?
12:45Yeah, thanks.
12:46I cannot believe that we've been barred.
12:49Barred.
12:50You believe?
12:51That's only the third time that's ever happened to me.
12:53No.
12:53I'm not Glenda's going to regret that.
12:55I mean, it's alright being the big hero, but...
12:57...come tomorrow morning when she's joining that doll cube.
13:03Oh, for God's sake.
13:04She hasn't sent you out to talk to me as well.
13:07I didn't even know you were out here.
13:10Will's just getting changed, we've got a session.
13:11He'd be lost without you, Pat.
13:14Is it true you've barred half the street?
13:17I barred George Shuttleworth and his wench and the boy who works for him.
13:20Oh.
13:21Based on what?
13:22Based on them dragging this premises into the mire.
13:26People see those photos on their phones.
13:29Well, what the locals side with them?
13:32We'll just get new locals.
13:35A bit extreme.
13:36I made a mistake.
13:38Well, I'm sure they'll understand.
13:40A long time ago.
13:42Hey, everyone makes mistakes.
13:44Not like the one I made.
13:47You make one wrong move your whole life.
13:52Whatever it is, you can't put the genie back in the bottle.
13:54If I had three wishes.
13:58I'm discreet.
13:59It'll stay between us.
14:01You just focus on my grandson.
14:04And here he is, speak of the devil.
14:06Are we ready?
14:07Yeah.
14:09Off you go.
14:10See you later.
14:25Hey.
14:26Hey.
14:29What's he doing?
14:32Have you seen it all then?
14:33It's hard to avoid it, isn't it?
14:36I hope you're telling everyone it's back alive.
14:39It means a lot.
14:42How are you, Farron?
14:47Oh, I'm so sorry.
14:48It's this, er...
14:50It's this dating-up thing.
14:51It keeps going off every two seconds.
14:53Mr. Pop, you know?
14:54No, I'm sorry. It's, er...
14:56Oh, no, we just don't care.
14:57I'd better just, um...
14:59That's a no to you.
15:00That's a no to you.
15:02You're a maybe.
15:04Definitely maybe.
15:06I'm not you.
15:18I'm sorry, Glenda.
15:21Do you want your job back?
15:24Is my brother still barred?
15:29No.
15:31Then I accept.
15:34It's all this business with Ben's heart.
15:37Oh, you don't have to explain.
15:38I'll tell George, Todd.
15:40Maybe Christina.
15:42I had a dream last night that he dropped dead in front of me.
15:45His heart burst out of his chest on a spring like a jack-in-the-box.
15:53Er, I take it I'm still allowed to come in?
15:56Just.
15:57What news from number one?
15:59Well, Steve's gone to work, but I know he feels bad about yesterday.
16:02Well, so does Ben.
16:03But he's as stubborn as a mule.
16:06What can I get you, love?
16:07Red wine, please.
16:08Over.
16:12Oh, babe, have you heard from the hospital?
16:14No, not yet.
16:15Jason.
16:16I'll probably get a ladder in six months.
16:18I've had no more symptoms anyway, so what's the point?
16:20Susie's already lost one, Dad.
16:22I'm not gonna die.
16:23Well, your mum had a dream.
16:24Ugh, the one about the jack-in-the-box.
16:26You'll be sorry if it turns out she has got supernatural powers.
16:29I'll store it.
16:30Erm.
16:31Do you think she's alright?
16:33Mama?
16:35No.
16:35Why?
16:36What's wrong with her?
16:37Oh.
16:38How long have you got, babe?
16:39No, I don't mean in general.
16:40I mean now.
16:42So are they barred or not?
16:44It's been lifted.
16:45Down to me, that is.
16:46I said I'm not coming back to work till they're welcoming the pub.
16:49Put her right in the place.
16:50I can hear you.
16:53Anyway, it's him that should be barred.
16:55Oh, I thought you'd be too busy getting rich off my brother's misfortune.
16:59The misfortune of being so decent, that is.
17:02Glenda, can I discuss that with you?
17:03Eh.
17:04I bet you can't.
17:07I think it's absolutely shameless.
17:10And we'll leave it at that.
17:12We will.
17:14Everybody's entitled to a fair shake.
17:16Enjoy your drink.
17:19There's no need for that.
17:20She's taking the shine right off my date.
17:25So, what's the cause for celebration?
17:28Ah.
17:28Well.
17:30Surprise.
17:31Go on.
17:32Open it.
17:34It's from that little jewelers that you like.
17:35It's an antique.
17:37It's not my birthday.
17:39Two words for you.
17:40Jenna Mackey.
17:42Listen.
17:42I stole her.
17:43Paperwork's almost done.
17:45Go on, try it on.
17:46Should you really be doing this?
17:48Alia, I love you.
17:50Pinching their clients.
17:52Well, you'd pinch clients for me when you worked for them.
17:54Yeah, I was naive.
17:55You've got no excuse.
17:56You know how ruthless Fabians are.
17:58You know how they operate.
18:00You can't take on Jenna Mackey.
18:02She left of her own free will.
18:03They didn't offer favourable terms.
18:05I did.
18:06Sorry, we did.
18:07Come on, a client like that could keep us going for years.
18:19Why do people say ten to the dozen when they mean something's fast?
18:22If only we had access to some kind of worldwide database.
18:29Hi.
18:30Hiya, son.
18:33Ah, new appointments just come through.
18:36At the hospital.
18:36They should charge you for this morning, wasting NHS time.
18:39I gladly pay.
18:40Here we are.
18:41It refers to the efficiency and speed of early steam engines,
18:45particularly in Cornish tin mines.
18:46Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
18:48It's to do with the amount of water pumped.
18:49You can impress Lauren with that fact when she gets on shift.
18:53Or Steve's daughter.
18:54She ever takes her fucking thing.
18:56Did anybody feed Susie?
18:58He's got a new appointment for his jam tart,
19:00so you can chill your boots.
19:01When is it?
19:02It's a couple of weeks, ma'am.
19:04Fingers crossed.
19:05Yeah, fingers crossed you don't drop dead,
19:07like in her dream about the jack-in-the-box.
19:10Or it's not hereditary.
19:12You can drop dead, too.
19:13Oh, very nice.
19:14You hear that, Will?
19:15Bantering about our deaths.
19:17He's ready.
19:18Ooh, what you having?
19:19Oh, I don't know.
19:19She said it's a surprise.
19:21What's that pasta dish she does?
19:22Get your owny.
19:23Yeah.
19:24Every man for himself here, someone like that, innit?
19:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:27Hey, we've not done today's thing.
19:28All right.
19:30All right.
19:31All right.
19:32All right.
19:33Contentment is natural, well.
19:35Ooh.
19:36Yeah, that'll do for me, that.
19:38Huh?
19:38Socrates.
19:39Yeah, oh, yeah.
19:40He was a damn fine footballer him, wasn't he?
19:42Remember that game in Italy in 82,
19:43when Zico got it off her back of heel?
19:45I do, yeah.
19:46All right, chill out.
19:47See you in the morning.
19:48See you.
19:52Steve, I'm not disturbing you, am I?
19:55Well, we're a cab office, so you're meant to.
19:57Where are you going?
19:58You and Ben haven't made up.
20:01Well, he's welcome to make the first move.
20:05Your parents, it was a bit of a rollercoaster ride, wasn't it?
20:11Yeah, yeah, I suppose so.
20:12But you survived.
20:14And here you are with your business and your family and friends.
20:17I survived.
20:18This, er, malady that struck your father down.
20:23Er, myotonic dystrophy.
20:24Hmm.
20:25Wasn't there a 50% chance that you yourself might have had it?
20:28Er, well, I didn't, er, and my brother didn't either, so.
20:32Oh.
20:33What does it entail, this thing?
20:36Just out of curiosity.
20:39Well, it, er, weakens the muscles until you waste away.
20:43Well, you must have been so relieved when they said you were grand.
20:47Well, yeah, because, you know, if I had it, then Amy might have had it.
20:50Or Emma.
20:51Er, or, well, you know, Oliver even.
20:53Oh.
20:54He was the wee lad you lost.
20:56Er, yeah, it was unrelated though.
20:57Oh.
20:58So it affects the heart.
21:00Yeah, erm, you can get heart failure, arrhythmia, palpitation.
21:05I mean, you know, I'm no doctor, so.
21:06Oh.
21:09Still, an unpleasant business all round.
21:12Yeah.
21:13Sorry, where was it you said you were going?
21:16Oh, nowhere.
21:18I was just checking in after yesterday.
21:21Good night now.
21:22Yeah, good night.
21:23See ya, Tom.
21:24See ya.
21:25Uh.
21:28Yeah, no.
21:34Oh, that's okay.
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