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00:00:11Ted's got the ball.
00:00:13Time's running out.
00:00:14If he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:18Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:22If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the head of college.
00:00:30There they are!
00:00:30There we go!
00:00:43Oh my f**k!
00:00:46Oh my f**king legs!
00:00:53Just wait, okay?
00:00:55It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:56Look, look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:05I'm sorry, Ted.
00:01:06We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:09I'm very sorry.
00:01:11No, no, I'm not doing that!
00:01:13Hey!
00:01:16Such a waste.
00:01:17Good on Pearl.
00:01:19You need an all-star level.
00:01:21No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:23He's not gonna break off of this.
00:01:25I swear.
00:01:26Please!
00:01:28Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:31I'm still a champion!
00:01:37Fuck.
00:01:38Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:42Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:44Where do we know no plays we gonna run?
00:01:50They won't run my plays.
00:01:55Alright boys, I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:57They don't f**king respect us out there, alright?
00:02:08You come right up here.
00:02:09Right up here, boys.
00:02:10We got this.
00:02:11You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:13Alright boys, three in!
00:02:14Come on, three in!
00:02:16One!
00:02:17Two!
00:02:17Three!
00:02:19Let's go!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:20Come on!
00:02:34Yes!
00:02:3642-15!
00:02:37The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win!
00:02:40That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:42That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:43That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:48We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:54These plays are brilliant.
00:02:55I need him on my team.
00:03:02Boss?
00:03:03Nice work out there today.
00:03:05I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:08Thank you, sir.
00:03:11Two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:16I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:23Babe!
00:03:24I've got great news!
00:03:35Wait, this is Wes's jacket?
00:03:38And his whistle?
00:03:41Oh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:43Oh!
00:03:44Oh!
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:48What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:53What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:54What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:03West!
00:04:04You bastard!
00:04:05I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
00:04:08West!
00:04:09Are you okay?
00:04:10Ted!
00:04:11What's wrong with you?
00:04:13I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:21me what's wrong?!
00:04:22You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:25It's because you're a loser!
00:04:2832 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?!
00:04:31My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?!
00:04:35I got a raise!
00:04:37I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore!
00:04:41A raise?
00:04:43You're an assistant coach!
00:04:45What could you possibly make?
00:04:46Three grand?
00:04:46Two!
00:04:48Two!
00:04:50Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:56Emma, I was gonna make it happen!
00:04:58We're never gonna make it happen!
00:05:00You're fired!
00:05:02What?
00:05:04No, you can't do this!
00:05:06I won the game for you today!
00:05:08If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here!
00:05:12I'm the head coach.
00:05:14A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:20Well, that's right.
00:05:22Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:25Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:27Keep dreaming.
00:05:33Divorce agreement?
00:05:35You already had this ready?!
00:05:37Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:40It's signed.
00:05:42Come on, babe.
00:05:43Let's go.
00:05:50Who's calling this trash?
00:05:51Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:53All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:05Fuck off.
00:06:1325,000 passing yards.
00:06:15Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:16Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:18Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:21Who is this?
00:06:22Mr. Vincent?
00:06:23This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:26I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:29Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:31How's that?
00:06:38You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:40Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:42As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:46Yes, yes.
00:06:48I'll take the position.
00:06:49Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:53That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:55Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:57My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:07:01Thanks so much.
00:07:03Great.
00:07:03Looking forward to it.
00:07:06Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:09And?
00:07:10I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:13Just in case.
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:15Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:17Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:20Plus, está viejo.
00:07:21Okay.
00:07:22Do you remember about 10 years ago, there was a college quarterback.
00:07:26He was phenomenal.
00:07:27All-American.
00:07:28His name is Ted.
00:07:29Of course.
00:07:30He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:32If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:37Ya va, Marica.
00:07:38You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:40Si, Marica.
00:07:42I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:44With we, and with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:52Boo!
00:07:55Hey, buddy.
00:07:57You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:58Not for long.
00:08:00That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:01Three close games in a row?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:04This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:06There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:08Boo!
00:08:09Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:10Fucking poor fuck.
00:08:14What the hell happened?
00:08:15You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:18You were winning so easy before.
00:08:20They must have studied our plays.
00:08:22Every route was locked down.
00:08:25We won't lose again.
00:08:27When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the high.
00:08:30We never struggled like this.
00:08:32If he were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:34Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:36Ted?
00:08:38You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how you pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn, I can't buy all them players with his ideas?
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:58Exactly.
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03But if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:07Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:10If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:15You understand me?
00:09:16Yes, sir.
00:09:17Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:21Damn it!
00:09:22The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:25I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:35This...
00:09:37This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're saved.
00:09:48Hey, hey.
00:09:49Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to fifteen at half.
00:09:55Okay?
00:09:56You've scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:59Dumped by his wife.
00:10:01What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:04Me.
00:10:09Scott.
00:10:11If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:14Period.
00:10:15Your plays are trash!
00:10:18Hey then.
00:10:19You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up!
00:10:22Wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:25You're benching me!
00:10:27Look, you may be the best player on our team,
00:10:30but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:33You're plays are horseshit!
00:10:36Okay?
00:10:37No one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:39It's impossible!
00:10:40You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:43Or an assistant coach!
00:10:57Was that hard?
00:11:07Look.
00:11:12I got it!
00:11:15Holy shit!
00:11:20That last throw was almost ninety yards and he nailed it!
00:11:23Come on, nobody's that good, who the hell is this guy?
00:11:26Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:28And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow my
00:11:33plays, we will win this game.
00:11:36I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked. Might as well try it.
00:11:40Nowhere we're coming back.
00:11:41And if we lose, we'll show you not fit to be our coach.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:53That fast?
00:11:55Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:11:59Woo!
00:12:03Woo!
00:12:03Woo!
00:12:04You're moving like a defense tool.
00:12:06Woo!
00:12:07Woo!
00:12:07And that's the game! Knights take the win!
00:12:10Let's go!
00:12:12Oh!
00:12:12Whoa!
00:12:13A win like this, we never even dreamed of.
00:12:16Following this plays, we actually crushed it.
00:12:18Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:20The deepest fucking game.
00:12:22Yeah!
00:12:23Let's get back.
00:12:37Woo!
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:45Go Knights!
00:12:46Go Knights!
00:12:53Go Knights!
00:12:54The bottom of the league to the final four under head coach, Ted Vincent!
00:12:58Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:04Losers, go home, you're as damned as great!
00:13:07Get off the field!
00:13:09Idiots!
00:13:10You can't even win against the worst teams you can lead!
00:13:17And you, if your plays get worse every damn game, how are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:23Why is it the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:31Don't worry, we're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:34Oh, right. The next game, the semi-finals against the Knights!
00:13:39You lose that, you have to be fucking willing to be fired.
00:13:43No, we only have that number from the Knights, so he's dead!
00:13:47Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:53How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:57The Knights used to be the bottom of the league,
00:13:59Now they're on a winning streak, made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:02Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:04When he was around, we never struggled this much away.
00:14:06For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:11Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:13He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:14Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:18Please, beating him will be easy.
00:14:22If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:26Every swinging dick here can pack their bags!
00:14:34Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:36With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:41Is that what you all want?
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:44You all want Ted back?
00:14:45Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:50Okay.
00:14:52Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:53I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:58Fine.
00:14:59I'll bring him back.
00:15:05Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:07Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:12No, I, uh...
00:15:14Believe in my team.
00:15:16If you want to stick to my game plan,
00:15:18the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:20But, from what I've heard,
00:15:22you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:25What makes you so confident?
00:15:27Confident in what?
00:15:30His own delusions?
00:15:31This guy's a clown,
00:15:33who loves to talk big.
00:15:39What are you doing here?
00:15:40I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:44All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:46Right here.
00:15:47In front of everyone.
00:15:49And maybe,
00:15:50I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:53Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:55You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:58Right?
00:15:59Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:02Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:04Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:07He should be thanking us.
00:16:09I'm not going back.
00:16:11Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:16Guys like you, born at the bottom,
00:16:17don't get to be champions.
00:16:19Ever.
00:16:20She's right.
00:16:21A trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:26Good night.
00:16:33What is this?
00:16:37Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:41Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:43One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:47You'll never beat us.
00:16:54Hey!
00:16:56Don't say it one last time.
00:16:58I'll never join the new race.
00:17:01Oh, right.
00:17:01You're doing this for the race.
00:17:03Right?
00:17:03Fine.
00:17:04Uh, how about 500 more a month?
00:17:07That's what you want, right?
00:17:09You should take it, Ted.
00:17:10With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:16500?
00:17:18Is that all you thought?
00:17:20Pathetic.
00:17:27Mr. Vincent, here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:33Three million dollars.
00:17:45No way!
00:17:47These bonuses three million?!
00:17:49My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?!
00:17:53The trash could be fake.
00:17:54You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:59So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:03Let me guess.
00:18:05Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:11Bullshit.
00:18:13You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:16Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:21Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:28With ease, bitch.
00:18:31Just wait until when I beat you, even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:39Hey.
00:18:41The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:52The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:58semi-finals.
00:18:59But, today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:03Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:05Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:08Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:13Alright boys, come on. Take a knee. Take a knee.
00:19:15Listen up.
00:19:16I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:19No one expects us to win.
00:19:21Now, I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:27We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:29I can promise you that.
00:19:31Yes, sir.
00:19:32Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:35All right, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:37All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:38Hands in the middle.
00:19:39Barton, this one's on you.
00:19:40All right, win on three, win on me.
00:19:42One, two, three, win!
00:19:43Let's go, boys!
00:19:44Let's go!
00:19:49Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:53Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:57It's for poor people.
00:19:58People of class.
00:20:01Like us.
00:20:02Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:06What's up for you in this game?
00:20:08I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:10I need a win.
00:20:11Relax.
00:20:12This is a sure win.
00:20:14Make sure you get your money.
00:20:16Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:19This guy right here, $40 million.
00:20:22How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:24Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:28But I do care about winning.
00:20:31I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:34To victory.
00:20:37Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:40Get him!
00:20:48Here we go.
00:20:49Good, good.
00:20:55Good, good.
00:20:57Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:00Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:03What the fuck is happening?
00:21:08The Knights' tactics are clearly working.
00:21:10The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:13Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:15They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:18Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:21You fucking idiot.
00:21:22I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:24What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:25It's got to be a fluke.
00:21:27It's got to be Ted.
00:21:28He was my assistant.
00:21:29He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you going to do about it?
00:21:32I have a plan.
00:21:34Turn this around.
00:21:36Trust me.
00:21:36You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God
00:21:40that if I can't leave this team to victory,
00:21:44I'll resign.
00:21:45This is your last chance, son.
00:21:47Last chance.
00:21:48Am I clear?
00:21:49Don't fuck it up.
00:21:52Shit.
00:21:53Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:55Kent!
00:21:56What's up, coach?
00:21:58That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:02Quarterback.
00:22:03Take him out.
00:22:05They can't win this game.
00:22:07You bet.
00:22:08Go!
00:22:21Matthew, finish our game now!
00:22:23Why?
00:22:24It's broken!
00:22:26Oh!
00:22:27Oh, come on!
00:22:29The next score stands.
00:22:31But the injured player
00:22:33looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:34Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:37That's rough in the past.
00:22:38That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:40Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:46This is my house, Louie!
00:22:48Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:57Oh, you motherfuckers!
00:22:58Hey, hey!
00:22:58Listen to me!
00:23:00Hey!
00:23:00Are you blind?
00:23:01Big!
00:23:02Big!
00:23:03Big!
00:23:03Big!
00:23:04Big!
00:23:04Big!
00:23:05Big!
00:23:05Coach, don't question me.
00:23:06You want to keep coaching?
00:23:07Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You son of a bitch!
00:23:12How much you paying these refs?
00:23:14Oh, who cares?
00:23:15Your only star player is out.
00:23:17You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:23I have cash to burn!
00:23:25Nobody can touch me.
00:23:27Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:30Good job.
00:23:31Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:35Your talent.
00:23:37Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my plays.
00:23:43The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:47Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:49Let's go look.
00:23:50Throw you back.
00:23:51I think she's calling you.
00:24:00Let's go!
00:24:01Let's go!
00:24:01Let's go!
00:24:04Fight!
00:24:05Fight!
00:24:05Fight!
00:24:06The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:12Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:15Three of our key players are out.
00:24:17If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:19Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:22Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:26Come on, Coach.
00:24:27Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:30How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:40Alright, Ted, warm up.
00:24:43Only you can save the night's name.
00:24:49Hold on, wait.
00:24:50Boss, what do you mean, warm up?
00:24:53Ted, I did my research.
00:24:55You used to be a star.
00:24:57If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:00I need you to warm up.
00:25:02Ted.
00:25:03Ted Vincent.
00:25:04The same guy that immediately used to call the best player in NCAA?
00:25:08No way!
00:25:09You were my head coach?
00:25:14Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:16I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can.
00:25:19I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster.
00:25:26You want to warm up?
00:25:36My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:40Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:46Huh?
00:25:47You got this.
00:25:52Now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:26:01Maybe, maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:14The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:16They won't stop me now.
00:26:28All right.
00:26:30Let's crush them.
00:26:32Yeah!
00:26:33Yeah!
00:26:34Yeah!
00:26:35Yeah!
00:26:35Yeah!
00:26:35Yeah!
00:26:36Yeah!
00:26:36Yeah!
00:26:38Yeah!
00:27:10Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at head
00:27:19coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:23It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:27Ted, you're that leg-broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:33You got that right.
00:27:35You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:37My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:42A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:44The deal.
00:27:45I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:50And she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:52What if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Let's make a bet.
00:27:58You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04Better get some ice ready.
00:28:06Your face is going to need it later.
00:28:13Game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:15I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:22You ready?
00:28:33Let's do this.
00:29:01You do that way too far.
00:29:02No one's catching that.
00:29:03He don't even know how to play.
00:29:05He's scared stiff.
00:29:07You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him.
00:29:11Yeah, I got him.
00:29:36I got him to do it.
00:29:39Boss, thank God I fired this guy, because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:47Here!
00:30:00What a wild play!
00:30:03Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:25He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:27He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:36He threw him way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:38Look at the score.
00:30:39He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly.
00:30:42I know him.
00:30:43He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:46There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:48Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:50No!
00:30:52Not again.
00:30:53I can't let him score again.
00:30:54I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:57Two!
00:30:59From now on, lock on to Ted.
00:31:02If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:10Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:27Oh my gosh!
00:31:29Ted just slipped right through the attack and like it was nothing.
00:31:32Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:35He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:37God, he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:41What?
00:31:42A hundred million?
00:31:43At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:47You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:49I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I, I, I, I don't...
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:56You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:58West must go!
00:32:02This mess is on you, West.
00:32:04I should never listen to you.
00:32:07There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:12Garcia!
00:32:24I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:29The Knights on offense now...
00:32:32He just sent the defense flying.
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:37That is unreal.
00:32:39They look unstoppable.
00:32:42Hey, hey, timeout, timeout.
00:32:49What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:51The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:55I don't know what's going on.
00:32:58Hey, ref, I want to file a complaint.
00:33:01Hey, these guys are using steroids,
00:33:03and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:05Oh, come on.
00:33:06You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids
00:33:08because I'm winning.
00:33:10What kind of slander is that?
00:33:11You call that slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot.
00:33:15Everyone's drained,
00:33:16and your guys are turning into monsters, all right?
00:33:19Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:21So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go.
00:33:26Check for yourself.
00:33:27You'll find nothing.
00:33:30You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please.
00:33:35Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:39You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:42Smart girl.
00:33:44Let me kiss.
00:33:48You see, Ted,
00:33:50you can break your back your whole life trying to stop a family,
00:33:52but Emma does not care.
00:33:54I can treat her however I want,
00:33:56and she'll never leave me.
00:33:58I have money.
00:34:00She's trash,
00:34:02and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:04But this game?
00:34:06I will win.
00:34:10The game continues.
00:34:12Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Oh, my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:25After this game,
00:34:26you're out.
00:34:27Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it.
00:34:44Ted with the interception,
00:34:45and he scores!
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:34:48this is unreal.
00:34:49Is he really 32?
00:34:51This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up,
00:34:54he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you,
00:34:56we lost the top player.
00:34:57After this game,
00:34:59I don't care what it takes.
00:35:00You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:04Yes, sir.
00:35:18Unbelievable.
00:35:19The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:22Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32Ted!
00:35:33This time,
00:35:34I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:36There's only one minute left.
00:35:37Ted's got the ball.
00:35:39He is leading the offense.
00:35:40Stop him!
00:35:41If we lose this game,
00:35:42you're all done.
00:35:45Ted throws it,
00:35:46but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:48It looks like a ghost town
00:35:49on that side of the field.
00:35:50Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:53See?
00:35:53I told you.
00:35:54Ted can't win.
00:35:56We'll drag this into overtime,
00:35:57and then we'll crush him in.
00:36:24Let's play!
00:36:27Thanks, Brad.
00:36:27And then we'll be right back.
00:36:28Straight to the championship!
00:36:30Yes!
00:36:31Yes!
00:36:32We did it!
00:36:38Thank you, Ted.
00:36:40We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43There's still what needed to be done.
00:36:44Yeah!
00:36:50If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now!
00:36:54Come on, I know Ted, he probably just got lucky.
00:36:56Shut your fucking mouth!
00:36:59You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:03Yes, sir.
00:37:04Hey, Marika, we win!
00:37:06Yes, Marika!
00:37:12What are you doing here?
00:37:14I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:16Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:23What are you waiting for?
00:37:25Apologize to Ted.
00:37:26Now.
00:37:30I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:32I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:35Sorry, now you're sorry?
00:37:37Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:40What do you say, Ted?
00:37:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:43I'll make you head coach.
00:37:44Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:47Two million a year, minimum.
00:37:48What?
00:37:49Two million a year?
00:37:51My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:54Seriously?
00:37:55Uh, boss.
00:37:57What about me?
00:38:00Shut the fuck up!
00:38:02You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:04Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:08Ted!
00:38:10I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:18Back together.
00:38:20Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:24And you still love me, right?
00:38:31Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:45And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:50Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:54Let's go home and talk.
00:38:55Just the two of us.
00:38:57Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:00He has better options now.
00:39:03Better options.
00:39:05You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:08Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:12You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:16What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:23Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:26I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:33The Taylor family, the richest family in the world.
00:39:36The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:43That's right.
00:39:46So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:51You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:53What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:57You bitch!
00:39:59You will pay for this!
00:40:06Ted, come back to the Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:09Name your prize.
00:40:11Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:15They're gonna stick around here a while.
00:40:19You sure son?
00:40:20Don't you wanna test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:26I've already proven myself.
00:40:28With this win, with the Knights.
00:40:30I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:34Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:35You lost me a top tier player!
00:40:38You know what, you're done with the Eagles!
00:40:40Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:44Sir, sir?
00:40:46Please don't fire me!
00:40:49Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:52Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:54I lost our bet, fair and spare, so you can hit me.
00:40:57If you want.
00:40:58We'll just call even.
00:41:00After, just come back.
00:41:01Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:04Come on!
00:41:06Get me!
00:41:07Fuckin' hit me, Ted!
00:41:09I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:11I know how much you fuckin' hit me, Ted.
00:41:12You saw me fuckin' your wife, remember that?
00:41:15Fuckin' hit me!
00:41:38I will never forgive you.
00:41:41I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:45Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:47Coach West!
00:41:49We have received reports that you have bribe referees and abused illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:54Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:55You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:57For life.
00:41:58Please come with us.
00:41:59What?
00:42:01This...
00:42:01Ted!
00:42:02You gotta talk to him.
00:42:03If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:05Illegals!
00:42:06I don't even...
00:42:07Please!
00:42:07Please!
00:42:08I'll do anything you want.
00:42:08I'll do anything.
00:42:10People like you...
00:42:11...are a disgrace...
00:42:14...to the NFL.
00:42:17Wait!
00:42:20You're gonna fuckin' pay for this.
00:42:23You're gonna fuckin' pay for this, Ted!
00:42:25I'm Alan David Patrick West!
00:42:27Goddammit!
00:42:32Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:38Um...
00:42:39I was thinking...
00:42:40...maybe...
00:42:41...if you wanted...
00:42:42...you could...
00:42:44...stay with me.
00:42:46For the law.
00:42:48It's up to you.
00:42:50Huh?
00:42:52I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:56Exactly.
00:42:57It's way closer to the field.
00:43:04When they find out how you're treating...
00:43:06...the best coach in the fuckin' league...
00:43:07Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir!
00:43:08Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
00:43:09I'm begging you. Please.
00:43:10Let him go.
00:43:12Fuck off me.
00:43:16This is all your fault!
00:43:17What? You actually have one hell of a coach!
00:43:20Sir...
00:43:20...do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:23What are you getting at?
00:43:25Ted was my assistant. He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:27How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:29That bastard.
00:43:30No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:36Sir?
00:43:37You still own the Giants.
00:43:39They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:41If you give me another shot...
00:43:43...I'll demolish him.
00:43:47And if you lose...
00:43:49...scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:55I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:57Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:00We're taking him out.
00:44:01I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:03I'm not just going to sit around here and let people...
00:44:05Thank you so much.
00:44:06I hope you have a good day.
00:44:09Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:11You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:13That's fair.
00:44:14I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:17Don't worry, sir.
00:44:19He's gonna regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:21Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:35This is my house.
00:44:37And, um, I have spare bedrooms, so...
00:44:40Feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:42It's usually just me.
00:44:44Here's the kitchen.
00:44:56Here's the couch.
00:44:57You should come sit.
00:44:59Alright, thanks.
00:45:05I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:07Alright, thanks.
00:45:09In casa es su casa.
00:45:12Okay, I'm gonna go now.
00:45:30Let's go!
00:45:40What's up?
00:45:41Hey, are you okay?
00:45:43I just told something!
00:45:49Okay, okay.
00:45:49Oh my god.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:54Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:57Just sit still and let me loose your love for your back.
00:46:23Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:41I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:46Don't move.
00:46:49I've been waiting to see that look in your eyes.
00:47:05Dad?
00:47:06Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:09You haven't been home in years.
00:47:11You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:13Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:16I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:19Um, I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:23Great, great.
00:47:25I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27Okay, bye.
00:47:32Everything okay?
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:38It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:44I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:48Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:54You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, if you don't have any plans, maybe you could
00:48:08come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:11Ooh.
00:48:12Huh?
00:48:14You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:17I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:19What do you think?
00:48:19Mm-hmm.
00:48:21Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:23Oh.
00:48:24I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:26I might be the star.
00:48:27Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:29If it works out?
00:48:31Mm-hmm.
00:48:32I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:34I'll take that, two stars.
00:48:37Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:39Well, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:43No, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:48Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:57And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you my spirit.
00:49:10It's been a while.
00:49:11I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:22Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:24Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:27She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:29Alright, no problem.
00:49:50Well, well, well.
00:49:52Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:55Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:57What?
00:49:58All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:03Take a look.
00:50:05Land Rover.
00:50:06700 grand.
00:50:08You probably couldn't afford one if you liked that.
00:50:10No, no, no.
00:50:11Alan?
00:50:11What the hell are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:15I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:17It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:21unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second-hand junker.
00:50:27Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:29I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:34Listen to yourself.
00:50:36You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:40It's a piece of advice.
00:50:42Maybe try checking your dad's account before you start bragging.
00:50:46Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:48Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:51It's not a circus.
00:50:53Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:55Yeah, sorry.
00:50:56Let's go.
00:51:02Family.
00:51:03I love him.
00:51:09Ethan.
00:51:10Sophia.
00:51:13Alan.
00:51:17My boy!
00:51:19My kid!
00:51:23I'm sorry.
00:51:25I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:27I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:27It's okay.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29It's all that counts.
00:51:30You're here.
00:51:31What is with all this emotion?
00:51:33He has been gone for years, and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:38I don't care if these words are not so true.
00:51:42He's healthy.
00:51:43He's safe.
00:51:44It's all that matters.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:47Your health's nice and all.
00:51:50But money's what really matters here.
00:51:53You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights.
00:51:57At 400 grand a year.
00:52:00400 grand?
00:52:01I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:05You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:09I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:16Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:21Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:25but if you beg nicely, I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:31Janitor job?
00:52:33That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:36You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:41Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:45Just don't blow it.
00:52:46Yeah, that's right.
00:52:47With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing now.
00:52:53I don't know.
00:52:55Tell me.
00:52:57Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:59Is it over $2 million a year?
00:53:05You're saying that you have a salary of $2 million?
00:53:10$2 million, but please.
00:53:12A loser like you could make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:17No, Oliver.
00:53:19My son is trying to help your son get a decent job,
00:53:22and he froze on a figure like that and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:27You didn't mean it.
00:53:29It was a joke.
00:53:32Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights,
00:53:35I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:39Oh, please.
00:53:40What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:45Dad, hey.
00:53:47You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:50I already work for the Knights.
00:53:53What?
00:53:55Work for the Knights?
00:54:00You work for the Knights?
00:54:03You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:06You're in your 30s, so a nobody.
00:54:09You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:14I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:16I took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19You're trying to tell me that the Knights
00:54:23making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to you.
00:54:27That's right.
00:54:32Oh, please.
00:54:33Everyone knows you're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:36You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:38And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights
00:54:42all the way through the finals.
00:54:43Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:48I know my son.
00:54:51He's not a liar.
00:54:53Oh, really?
00:54:55He doesn't lie.
00:54:56Then, Helen, genius.
00:54:58What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:02I'm the head coach.
00:55:09You're the head coach.
00:55:10Is that what you're saying?
00:55:12Oh, come on.
00:55:13Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:16You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Ow.
00:55:19Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:21I'm just a security manager.
00:55:23I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:28Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:31He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:33Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:36This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:40Yeah.
00:55:41A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:44If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:48Nice try, by the way.
00:55:50You're no head coach.
00:55:52You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:56So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:59A head coach dressed like that?
00:56:03Next time you want to try playing rich,
00:56:07at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:14Hello and welcome, everyone.
00:56:16Welcome to the place.
00:56:17Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:19A certain stampin with porcolini is too...
00:56:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:26Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:34Wait, what?
00:56:36He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:37Of course!
00:56:38If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year,
00:56:41we never would have made the finals.
00:56:43Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:47Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:49Would you...
00:56:50Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:52Yeah, of course.
00:56:59Oh my gosh, this is the best.
00:57:00I can't believe this.
00:57:01I just want the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:04I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:06Thank you so much.
00:57:08Of course.
00:57:12Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:15I...
00:57:17I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:21Son, is it really true?
00:57:24No way!
00:57:26That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:27You pay to trick us.
00:57:29There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:35Come on.
00:57:37Just admit it.
00:57:38You're a nobody.
00:57:39A broad.
00:57:41You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:45Scraping by for life.
00:57:53You can insult me all you want.
00:57:56Don't you dare...
00:57:58insult my father.
00:58:02Enough!
00:58:10Don't worry if you made the stupid finals.
00:58:13Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:16Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:22Relax.
00:58:23You broke bastard.
00:58:25You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:29We did bring something so fair.
00:58:37I made this game myself.
00:58:40It's from father.
00:58:42You've got to be kidding me.
00:58:44You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:47Oh please.
00:58:49Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:55You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:58Pathetic.
00:58:59I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:02Let's put the trash.
00:59:04Where it belongs.
00:59:07What are you doing?
00:59:13Don't.
00:59:23I spent three months making it.
00:59:27Look at me.
00:59:28This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:36What?
00:59:36You want to hit me now?
00:59:38You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:42Show him what a real gift looks like.
00:59:45With pleasure.
00:59:49This one.
00:59:51This one.
00:59:52Protect the leaf.
00:59:5250 grand.
00:59:54A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:59Wait for it.
01:00:01This one right here.
01:00:02The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:06Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:08200 grand.
01:00:09Easy.
01:00:11200,000 dollars.
01:00:12200,000 dollars.
01:00:13You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:15The best one.
01:00:17Take a look at it.
01:00:21Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:25Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:28Oh my god.
01:00:29All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:33Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:39They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:41That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:43Who said that?
01:00:59Sorry, Ted.
01:01:00Hoping not too late.
01:01:04Who are you?
01:01:06She looks familiar.
01:01:08I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:10Wait.
01:01:12Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:14I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:16So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:18He said you were beautiful.
01:01:20He wasn't exaggerate.
01:01:22That's very kind of you.
01:01:25Oh.
01:01:26Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:28I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:31The guy's a cripple.
01:01:32He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:34You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:36Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:39Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:43I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:46Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:48Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:50You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:53So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:59Nothing extravagant.
01:02:00Just a painting.
01:02:02A painting?
01:02:03Please.
01:02:04How expensive could that be?
01:02:07It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:10Worth around three million dollars.
01:02:18What?
01:02:21There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:25You're lying.
01:02:27This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:31After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:34So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:40Who says it's real?
01:02:42None of us here can tell.
01:02:43For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:47Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:49That should be a non-proof.
01:02:50You're right.
01:02:52Like that receipt is a fake, too.
01:02:54Look at that.
01:02:55Come on.
01:02:56What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:00Exactly.
01:03:01I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:03Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:07Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party, just don't bring a four tree, okay?
01:03:12To Grandpa's party.
01:03:14Ethan!
01:03:14This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:16Father has a good eye for our.
01:03:18Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:21This trash?
01:03:23You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:26This trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:38What just happened?
01:03:43That is...
01:03:45Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:47Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:50These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift, but I could tell it was so vague,
01:03:53I just tore it up.
01:03:56A fake painting?
01:03:57They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:00But I mean, look at them.
01:04:02They could not afford something like that.
01:04:04It has to be a fake.
01:04:08A Picasso.
01:04:11Oh my God.
01:04:13See?
01:04:14Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:17You guys better get out of here.
01:04:19You're not welcome.
01:04:25Alan?
01:04:27Come here.
01:04:28Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:28Close it.
01:04:29That's my boy.
01:04:31That's my boy.
01:04:31That's my boy.
01:04:32All that college education.
01:04:33And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
01:04:37What?
01:04:38Just shut your mouth.
01:04:40Why?
01:04:40Why did you hit me?
01:04:41You just destroyed three million dollars.
01:04:47You idiot.
01:04:47What?
01:04:48Three million dollars?
01:04:49You can't believe their story.
01:04:51It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:52I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive.
01:04:54And I know real from fake.
01:04:57It was worth more than three million until you ruined it.
01:05:03What?
01:05:03What?
01:05:04It's real?
01:05:08Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:11Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:13She's the one that brought it.
01:05:16Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:18It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:24No.
01:05:24It cannot be real.
01:05:26No.
01:05:27I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:32It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:35I got it.
01:05:37Ted must have stolen teen funds.
01:05:39He's been lying this whole time.
01:05:40And now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:44Come on.
01:05:45I'm calling him cops.
01:05:47Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:50You just refuse to see it.
01:05:54Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:59Come with me instead.
01:06:00Hey, I can show you the high life.
01:06:04The high life?
01:06:05Of course.
01:06:06I'm the night security manager.
01:06:08I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:10This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:13You don't want to end up in prison with him.
01:06:16You want to be on my side.
01:06:18You know what I mean?
01:06:19How dare you threaten her?
01:06:21Do you even know who she is?
01:06:23Sure I do.
01:06:25She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:27Ted, don't worry.
01:06:29Once you're locked up, I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:36I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:39Actually, Grace owns the nights.
01:06:45What?
01:06:49You're lying.
01:06:52I told you.
01:06:53My son doesn't lie.
01:06:55Oh, my God.
01:06:58No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:01You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:04Oh, my God.
01:07:06What have I done?
01:07:08You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:10First, you destroy a $3 million painting of mine.
01:07:14And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:16Tell me, Alan.
01:07:17How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:20Pay for that?
01:07:21$3 million?
01:07:22Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:27No, no, no.
01:07:28It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:29I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:31Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:33Absolutely.
01:07:34A misunderstanding.
01:07:36Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:40Ted.
01:07:41Alan actually knows he's wrong.
01:07:43Yes.
01:07:44We're very, very sorry.
01:07:46Can you let this go, please?
01:07:49Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:53I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:55This would ruin my family.
01:07:59You want me to forgive him?
01:08:01Please.
01:08:03If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:08Listen.
01:08:10You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:13But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:20Oliver.
01:08:20Oliver, please.
01:08:21Please.
01:08:21I'm so sorry.
01:08:23I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:24I'm so sorry.
01:08:24He's right.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:25We're so sorry.
01:08:26Ted.
01:08:27We're so very sorry.
01:08:28Ted.
01:08:29I'll do anything.
01:08:30Please forgive me.
01:08:31Please.
01:08:31You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:35You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:40You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:44Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:46Amount three million.
01:08:48You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:55Also, Alan, you're fired from the knights permanently.
01:08:59Pendejo.
01:09:01Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:09:02If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:06It's about time you got a taste of your own words.
01:09:09Oh, you can't.
01:09:10Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:12Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:16Good idea.
01:09:17Tomorrow.
01:09:26All right, Ted.
01:09:27Your opponents for the finals are the giants.
01:09:30Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:33He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:34Relax.
01:09:35I got this.
01:09:37West?
01:09:41Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:43How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:45If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:48Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:52I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:55You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:58And you still lost.
01:10:01Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:04This time's different.
01:10:05The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:08Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:10I think that's twenty times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:15You'll never win.
01:10:21I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:24You.
01:10:28Please.
01:10:29If it weren't for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:34So what's cheating?
01:10:36Silly plays, huh?
01:10:38In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:45No.
01:10:46You lost to Ted.
01:10:47You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:50When I win the championship?
01:10:54No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:57You'll never win.
01:10:58How about a bet?
01:11:00Loser.
01:11:01Paid the winner.
01:11:03Ten million dollars?
01:11:05Swears off football forever.
01:11:07I'm still in for your apology.
01:11:19Damn you, Ted!
01:11:20I'm gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:23You'll never get back on it!
01:11:28The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league,
01:11:33face off the Knights today.
01:11:35They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and had thirteen straight wins.
01:11:41So, who will take Tommy Trophy tonight?
01:11:45Here we go!
01:11:46The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:51There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:53The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:55They truly are the best.
01:11:57This is not good.
01:11:59I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:03What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:05The game just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:08Three drives.
01:12:08Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:10Fucking pathetic.
01:12:12Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:13Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:19Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:22Trust me, I got this.
01:12:29Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:31Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:33Come on, big shot.
01:12:34See a Hail Mary.
01:12:36Please.
01:12:36A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:40What a joke!
01:12:42He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:43There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:45On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:51The kick is up!
01:12:53And it's good!
01:12:55The Knights score from 50 yards back!
01:12:58Unbelievable!
01:12:59This is why we do what we do.
01:13:01Oh, it's awesome.
01:13:04Woo!
01:13:04What's up?
01:13:06Hey!
01:13:06As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:09Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:23Yeah!
01:13:24Unbelievable!
01:13:25The Knights are the lead!
01:13:27Despite the massive gap in strength!
01:13:29The score is now 17-7!
01:13:32What the hell are you doing?
01:13:34This game's almost over!
01:13:36You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:40You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:42If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:46I have no other options.
01:13:49I can't win.
01:13:50Fucking useless!
01:13:52Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:13:59Good night, good night!
01:14:14One!
01:14:34One!
01:14:36Two!
01:14:36Two!
01:14:36Two!
01:14:36One!
01:14:37Two!
01:14:38One!
01:14:38Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:39Nobody wanted it to!
01:14:41Besides me!
01:14:42But guess what?
01:14:44The Knights are the NFL Championship.
01:14:47You can sleep well tonight, Mom.
01:14:49Ted, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:14:51You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:53And enjoy, my friends.
01:14:54You deserve it.
01:14:56The NFL Champions.
01:14:59One night.
01:15:07Hey.
01:15:09How you going, Wes?
01:15:12You sure remember our bet?
01:15:16If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:19Loser at this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:23And has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:25$10 million.
01:15:28I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:31Ted, have mercy.
01:15:33We used to be colleagues.
01:15:35Remember? Remember?
01:15:37I don't know. I don't know.
01:15:39Ted, if I'm forced on the NFL, what have you done?
01:15:42You can't let him off like that!
01:15:44If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged.
01:15:47He costs our guys everything. He has to pay.
01:15:50Yeah, guys like him are poisoned.
01:15:51Come on, coach. You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:54Ooh.
01:15:56Okay.
01:16:05Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:08I never should have done what I did.
01:16:12And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:17Ted, as per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:24But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:30But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Yeah. No, no problem.
01:16:42Yeah.
01:16:42Hey, man. Really sorry.
01:16:43Really sorry about it.
01:16:44Really. Really sorry. I hope your legs are okay.
01:16:47Hey, man.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:48Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really sorry about it.
01:16:49You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:53I don't know.
01:16:53You!
01:16:54Son of a bitch.
01:16:56If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:59You told me to take out your players.
01:17:01You did?
01:17:02We're going to tell him.
01:17:03I'm going to report him, please.
01:17:07Damn it.
01:17:08You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:11If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:16Ted, it was all West.
01:17:19Look, so what?
01:17:20We have a beef between us.
01:17:23Come join my team.
01:17:24Help me win the next championship.
01:17:26Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:29Don't you worry that intentionally injuring other players is going to get you exposed?
01:17:34by the league.
01:17:37NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:39Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:46Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:49Come join me.
01:17:50We'll build a super team.
01:17:52We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:57I'm going to go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:02But, you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're going to explain all that to the
01:18:07commissioner.
01:18:09Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:14You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:20Come on, man, $100 million?
01:18:25Ted, work with me here.
01:18:26You can fix this.
01:18:28Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:30I was just a joke.
01:18:33I don't know.
01:18:34Maybe you need to figure out how you're going to pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:37But, you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:41Right?
01:18:44All right, boys, get him out of here.
01:18:45I'm tired of this.
01:18:46Hey, guys, chill.
01:18:48Think about what you're doing.
01:18:49I can give you everything.
01:18:50Ted, I'll give you everything.
01:18:52Ted, I'm sorry, Ted.
01:18:53What are you doing?
01:19:00Grace.
01:19:02I got the championship.
01:19:06I've got the girl.
01:19:11Now, I'm going to sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:18Ruling on the field stands.
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