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00:00:11Ted's got the ball.
00:00:13Time's running out.
00:00:14If he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:18Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:22If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the head of college.
00:00:30There they are.
00:00:30There we go!
00:00:44Fuck!
00:00:47Fuck your legs!
00:00:53Just wait, okay?
00:00:55It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:56Look, look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:05I'm sorry, Ted.
00:01:06We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:09I'm very sorry.
00:01:11No, no, I'm not doing that!
00:01:13Hey!
00:01:16Such a waste.
00:01:17Good on Pearl.
00:01:19You need an all-star level.
00:01:21No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:23He's not gonna break off of this.
00:01:25I swear.
00:01:26Please!
00:01:28Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:31I'm still a champion!
00:01:37Fuck.
00:01:38Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:42Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:44Where do we own no plays we gonna run?
00:01:49They won't run my plays.
00:01:55Alright, boys.
00:01:56I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:58They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:08You come right up here.
00:02:09Right up here, boys.
00:02:10We got this.
00:02:11You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:13Alright, boys.
00:02:13Three in!
00:02:14Come on!
00:02:15Three in!
00:02:16One!
00:02:17Two!
00:02:17Three!
00:02:19Let's go!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:3642-15.
00:02:37The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:40That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:42That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:43That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:48We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:51Yeah!
00:02:52Yes!
00:02:54These plays are brilliant.
00:02:55I need him on my team.
00:03:02Boss?
00:03:03Nice work out there today.
00:03:05I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:08Thank you, sir.
00:03:11Two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:16I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:23Babe!
00:03:24I've got great news!
00:03:35Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:47What the hell are you doing?
00:03:53What the hell are you doing?
00:03:58West!
00:04:03You bastard!
00:04:05I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:08West!
00:04:09Are you okay?
00:04:10Ted!
00:04:11What's wrong with you?
00:04:13What?
00:04:13I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone and
00:04:20you're in my house and you're asking me what's wrong?
00:04:22You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:25It's because you're a loser!
00:04:2832 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:31My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:35I got a raise.
00:04:37I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:41A raise?
00:04:43You're an assistant coach.
00:04:45What could you possibly make?
00:04:46Three grand?
00:04:47Two, actually.
00:04:51Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:56Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:58We're never going to make it happen.
00:05:01You're fired.
00:05:02What?
00:05:04No, you can't do this.
00:05:06I won the game for you today.
00:05:08If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:12I'm the head coach.
00:05:14A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:20That's right.
00:05:21Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:25Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:27Keep dreaming.
00:05:33Divorce agreement?
00:05:35You already had this ready?
00:05:37Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:40It's signed.
00:05:42Come on, babe.
00:05:43Let's go.
00:05:49Who's calling this trash?
00:05:51Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:53All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:05Fuck off.
00:06:1325,000 passing yards.
00:06:15Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:16Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:19Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:21Who is this?
00:06:22Mr. Vincent?
00:06:23This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:26I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:29Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:31How's that?
00:06:38You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:40Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:42As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:47Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:49Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:53That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:55Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:57My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:07:01Thanks so much.
00:07:02Great. Looking forward to it.
00:07:06Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:09And?
00:07:10I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:13Just in case.
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:15Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:17Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:20Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:22Okay, do you remember about ten years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:25He was phenomenal.
00:07:27All American.
00:07:28His name was Ted.
00:07:30Of course.
00:07:30He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:32If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:37Yala, Marika.
00:07:38You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:40Si, Marika.
00:07:42I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:44And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:52Oh!
00:07:55Hey, buddy.
00:07:57You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:58Not for long.
00:08:00That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:01Three close games in a row?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:04This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:06There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:08Oh!
00:08:09Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:10You fucking poor muck.
00:08:14What the hell happened?
00:08:15You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:17You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:17You were winning so easy before.
00:08:20They must have studied our plays.
00:08:22Every route was locked down.
00:08:25We won't lose again.
00:08:27When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:30We never struggled like this.
00:08:32If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:34Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:36Ted?
00:08:38You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn.
00:08:55Act like all them players with his ideas?
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:58Exactly.
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03But if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:07Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:10If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again,
00:09:13I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:15You understand me?
00:09:16Yes, sir.
00:09:18Don't fuck with me, Wes.
00:09:21Damn it!
00:09:22The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:25I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:33This...
00:09:37This...
00:09:38This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're saved.
00:09:48Hey, hey.
00:09:49Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:55You've scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:59Dumped by his wife.
00:10:01What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:04Me.
00:10:09Scott.
00:10:11If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:14Period.
00:10:15Your plays are trash!
00:10:18Hey, then.
00:10:20You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up!
00:10:22Wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:25You're benching me?
00:10:27Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:34You're plays are horseshit!
00:10:36Okay?
00:10:37No one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:39It's impossible!
00:10:40You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:43Or an assistant coach!
00:10:57Was that hard?
00:11:07No.
00:11:08No.
00:11:11No!
00:11:15Holy shit!
00:11:20That last throw was almost 90 yards, and he nailed it!
00:11:23Come on, nobody's that good!
00:11:24Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:26Guys, I've got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:29Look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you...
00:11:32If you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:36I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:38Might as well try it.
00:11:40No way we're coming back.
00:11:41If we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:53That fast?
00:11:55Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:07And that's the game.
00:12:09Knights take the win.
00:12:10Let's go!
00:12:13If we win like this, we never even dreamed of.
00:12:16Following this place, we actually crushed it.
00:12:18Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:20The deepest fucking game.
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:46Go Knights!
00:12:50The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:53rising all the way from the bottom of the league
00:12:55to the final four under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:58Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender
00:13:01for the championship, have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:04Losers, go home.
00:13:05You're as damned as straight.
00:13:07Get off the field!
00:13:09Idiots!
00:13:10You can't even win against the worst teams in the league.
00:13:17And you, if your plays get worse every damn game,
00:13:21how are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:23Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:26nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Busted.
00:13:29We just got careless the last few games.
00:13:31Don't worry.
00:13:32We're going to crush the next game.
00:13:34Oh, right.
00:13:35Next game, the semifinals against the Knights.
00:13:39You lose that,
00:13:41every fucking million you're fired.
00:13:45Wait a second.
00:13:47Isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:53How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:57The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:59Now they're on a winning streak,
00:14:00made it all the way to the semifinals.
00:14:02Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:04When he was around,
00:14:05we never struggled this much away.
00:14:06For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:09you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:11Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:13You got a few tricks from me.
00:14:14Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:18Please.
00:14:19Eating him will be easy.
00:14:22If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:26every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:34Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:36With him around,
00:14:37we might actually win the championship.
00:14:41Is that what you all want?
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:44You all want Ted back?
00:14:45Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:51Okay.
00:14:52Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:54guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:58Fine.
00:14:59I'll bring him back.
00:15:05Mr. Vincent,
00:15:06you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:08Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:12No, I, uh...
00:15:14I believe in my team.
00:15:16If you want to stick to my game plan,
00:15:18the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:20But from what I've heard,
00:15:22you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:25What makes you so confident?
00:15:27Confident in what?
00:15:30It's only delusions.
00:15:31This guy's a clown
00:15:33who loves to talk big.
00:15:39What are you doing here?
00:15:40I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:44All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:46Right here.
00:15:47In front of everyone.
00:15:48then maybe I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:53Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:55You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:58Right?
00:15:59Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:02Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:04Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:07He should be thanking us.
00:16:09I'm not going back.
00:16:12Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:16Guys like you, born at the bottom,
00:16:18don't get to be champions.
00:16:19Ever.
00:16:19She's right.
00:16:22Trash, like you,
00:16:24belongs on a trash team.
00:16:26What is this?
00:16:37Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:41Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:43One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:47You'll never beat us.
00:16:54Hey!
00:16:56I'll say it one last time.
00:16:58I'll never join the new race.
00:17:01Oh, right.
00:17:01You're doing this for the race.
00:17:03Right?
00:17:03Fine.
00:17:05How about 500 more a month?
00:17:07That's what you want, right?
00:17:09You should take it, Ted.
00:17:10With that 500,
00:17:11maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:16500?
00:17:18Is that all you thought?
00:17:20Pathetic.
00:17:27Mr. Vincent?
00:17:30Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:33$3 million.
00:17:36Woo!
00:17:45No way.
00:17:47His bonus is $3 million?
00:17:49My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million?
00:17:53The cast will be fake.
00:17:54You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:59So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:03Let me guess.
00:18:05Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all the tactics,
00:18:09and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:11Bullshit.
00:18:13You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:16Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:21Judging by your recent record,
00:18:23looks like our shit team
00:18:25could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:28With ease, bitch.
00:18:31Just wait until...
00:18:33when I beat you,
00:18:35even if you come crawling back,
00:18:38I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:39Hey.
00:18:41The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:52The Knights,
00:18:53who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:56have made a miracle run
00:18:57all the way to the semifinals.
00:18:59But today,
00:19:00they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:03Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:05Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:08Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:13Boys, come on.
00:19:14Take a knee.
00:19:14Take a knee.
00:19:15Listen up.
00:19:16I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:19No one expects us to win.
00:19:21Now, I promise you,
00:19:23this team will go down
00:19:25if we run my plays.
00:19:27We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:29I can promise you that.
00:19:31Yes, sir.
00:19:32Coach,
00:19:33we trust you completely.
00:19:35All right, fellas,
00:19:36let's go get this win.
00:19:37All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:38Hands in the middle.
00:19:39Bart,
00:19:39this one's on you.
00:19:41All right, win on three,
00:19:41win on me.
00:19:42One, two, three, win!
00:19:43Let's go, boys!
00:19:44Let's go!
00:19:49Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:53The beer is just not suitable
00:19:55for a game of this caliber.
00:19:57It's for poor people.
00:19:58People of class.
00:20:01Like us.
00:20:02Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:06Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:08I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:10I need a win.
00:20:11Relax.
00:20:12This is a sure win.
00:20:14Make sure you get your money.
00:20:16Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:19This guy right here,
00:20:21$40 million.
00:20:22How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:24Well,
00:20:25as you know,
00:20:26I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:28But I do care about winning.
00:20:31I'm counting on you
00:20:32to get this across the line.
00:20:34To victory.
00:20:37It's still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:40Get him!
00:20:43Blocked on!
00:20:44Come on, block!
00:20:45Push through!
00:20:47Blocked!
00:20:48There we go!
00:20:49Good, good!
00:20:55It's still been way too long.
00:20:57It's still been way too long.
00:20:57Right from the start,
00:20:58the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:00Scott drives it home
00:21:02for the first touchdown.
00:21:03What the fuck is happening?
00:21:08The Knights' tactics
00:21:09are clearly working.
00:21:10The Eagles haven't scored
00:21:11a single point
00:21:12in the first half.
00:21:13Would they be pulling off
00:21:14a miracle today?
00:21:15They're a bunch of
00:21:16third-rate players
00:21:17with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:18Why the fuck are they good
00:21:19all of a sudden?
00:21:21You fucking idiot.
00:21:22I thought you said
00:21:23this would be no problem.
00:21:24What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:25It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:27It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:28He was my assistant.
00:21:29He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:32I have a plan.
00:21:34Turn this around.
00:21:36Trust me.
00:21:36You better not be
00:21:37bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God
00:21:40that if I can't leave
00:21:41this team to victory,
00:21:44I'll resign.
00:21:45This is your last chance, son.
00:21:47Last chance.
00:21:49Am I clear?
00:21:49Don't fuck it up.
00:21:52Shit.
00:21:53Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:55Kent!
00:21:56What's up, coach?
00:21:58That broke-ass team's
00:21:59only got one star player?
00:22:02Quarterback.
00:22:03Take him out.
00:22:05They can't win this game.
00:22:07You bet.
00:22:08Go!
00:22:21Matthew, finish our game now!
00:22:23Why?
00:22:24It's broken!
00:22:26Oh!
00:22:27Oh, come on!
00:22:29The next score stands.
00:22:31But the injured player
00:22:33looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:34Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:37That's rough in the past.
00:22:38That's a 15-yard penalty,
00:22:39you idiot!
00:22:40Don't make me kick you
00:22:41out of the game, coach.
00:22:46This is my house,
00:22:47I can't run this field, boy!
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:57Oh, you motherfuckers!
00:22:58Hey, hey, listen to me!
00:23:00Hey!
00:23:00Are you blind?
00:23:01Vic! Vic! Vic! Vic! Vic! Vic! Vic! Vic! Vic! Vic! Vic!
00:23:05Coach, don't question me.
00:23:06You want to keep coaching?
00:23:07Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10You son of a bitch. How much you paying these refs?
00:23:14Who cares? Your only star player is out. You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:23I have cash to burn. Nobody can touch me.
00:23:27Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:30Good job. Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:35You're talented.
00:23:37Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:43The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:47That's a little sweater, by the way.
00:23:49Let's go look.
00:23:50Throw you back. I think she's calling you.
00:24:00Let's go!
00:24:01Let's go!
00:24:04Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:24:06The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly.
00:24:09And there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:24:12Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:15Three of our key players are out.
00:24:17If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:19Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:22Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:26Come on, coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:30How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:40Alright, Ted, warm up.
00:24:43Only you can save the Knights now.
00:24:49Wait, boss. What do you mean warm up?
00:24:53Ted, I did my research. You used to be a star.
00:24:57If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:00I need you to warm up.
00:25:02Ted.
00:25:03Ted Vincent.
00:25:04The same guy the media used to call the best player in NCAA?
00:25:08No way. You were my head coach?
00:25:13Grace.
00:25:15I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can.
00:25:19I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster.
00:25:26You want to warm up?
00:25:36My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:40Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:46Huh?
00:25:47You got this.
00:25:51Now,
00:25:53I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:26:00Maybe...
00:26:01Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:14The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:16They won't stop me now.
00:26:28Alright.
00:26:31Let's crush them.
00:26:32Yeah!
00:26:33Yeah!
00:26:35Yeah!
00:27:10Yeah!
00:27:11Yeah!
00:27:12Yeah!
00:27:12Yeah!
00:27:13Yeah!
00:27:14Yeah!
00:27:14Yeah!
00:27:15Yeah!
00:27:15What is going on?
00:27:17Am I dreaming?
00:27:18Or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:22It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:27Ted!
00:27:28You're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:30Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:33You got that right?
00:27:35You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:37My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40They're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:42A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:44The deal.
00:27:45I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:52And what if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Let's make a bet.
00:27:58You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04Better get some ice ready.
00:28:06You're facing the needle later.
00:28:13The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:15I'm here to turn his face into baby.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:22You ready?
00:28:24You ready?
00:28:32Let's do this.
00:28:38Yeah!
00:28:39Yeah, Tony!
00:28:40Yeah!
00:28:42Yeah!
00:28:45Yeah!
00:28:47Yeah!
00:29:01Yeah!
00:29:02way too far no one's catching that he don't even know how to play he's scared stiff you scared him
00:29:08so bad he forgot how to play yeah i got him i got him stiff
00:29:26holy guacamole the night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field
00:29:32i must have ate something weird for breakfast today because i feel like i am tripping ladies
00:29:36and gentlemen a scrambling quarterback has he lost his mind boss thank god i fired this guy
00:29:40because he would have wrecked our entire team
00:29:49so
00:30:00what a wild play nobody even came close to catching 10 vincent and he makes a score
00:30:20the best day on nights
00:30:25he just caught the passing through himself
00:30:27yes yes
00:30:29you knew i picked it right now
00:30:31i thought you said he was a worthless cripple hang on it was a fluke
00:30:37threw it way too far and then he got lucky look at the score
00:30:39he can't possibly come back exactly i know him he's a washed up midlife loser there's no way he's
00:30:47scoring again maybe he's just getting lucky no not again i can't let him score again i'm not gonna be
00:30:55slap him in front of him
00:30:56poop
00:30:59now one
00:31:01lock onto him can't stop him take him out
00:31:08it's too late ted today your leg breaks again
00:31:14ted watch out
00:31:25ted scores again oh my gosh ted just slipped right through the attack and like it was nothing ted vincent
00:31:33is looking like a superhero he just cut through our entire defense
00:31:38god he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market what a hundred million at least
00:31:46you called him a washed up nobody you got a star on the team and you cut him
00:31:49i don't know how he's doing this he was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs i i i
00:31:53don't
00:31:54he's not supposed to be good you idiot you let this talent walk west must go
00:32:02this mess is on you west i should never listen to you there's no way i can lose this game
00:32:09if we
00:32:09lose i'm out i can't afford to lose everything garcia
00:32:24i saw you like this
00:32:26the knights on offense now my god he just sent the defense flying that man just was thrown two feet
00:32:36in the air that is unreal they look unstoppable hey hey time out time out
00:32:49the hell is going on with them man intensity just went through the roof
00:32:55i don't know what's going on hey ref i want to file a complaint these guys are using steroids and
00:33:03i want to file an immediate investigation oh come on you can't just accuse me of cheating with
00:33:08steroids because i'm winning what kind of slander is that you call that slander look around idiot
00:33:15everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters all right don't play stupid with me
00:33:21so what if i did i have every official in my back pocket go go go check for yourself you'll
00:33:27find nothing
00:33:30you really think games like this are one on the field please every game like this is run behind
00:33:37the rich behind the scenes you broke losers never even had a chance smart girl let me kiss
00:33:48you see ted you could break your back your whole life trying to stop a family but emma does not
00:33:53care
00:33:54i can treat her however i want and she'll never leave me i have money she's trash and i couldn't
00:34:03care less
00:34:03about her but this game i will win
00:34:10the game continues eagles are back on the field
00:34:18oh my goodness ted just intercepted that pass he can't even beat an injured 32 year old man after
00:34:25this game you're out don't panic sir i won't win stop him stop him
00:34:42i can't believe it ted with the interception and he scores ladies and gentlemen this is unreal is he
00:34:49really 32 this is possible even juiced up he can't stop ted because of you we lost the top player
00:34:57after
00:34:58this game i don't care what it takes it brings head back to me you understand
00:35:18unbelievable the knights have tied it up in the final quarter can they pull off another miracle
00:35:33this time i'll take home the trophy there's only one minute left ted's got the ball he is
00:35:39leading the offense stop him if we lose this game you're all done
00:35:45he throws it but there's no one there to catch it it looks like a ghost town on that side
00:35:50of the
00:35:50field looks like they gave up on that play see i told you i can't win we'll drag this into
00:35:56overtime and
00:35:57then we'll crush him there
00:36:11hail mary my god ted just pulled up a game winning hail mary
00:36:24let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship
00:36:37thank you ted we could not have done this without you just don't need to be done yeah
00:36:50if you hadn't fired ted we'd be the one celebrating right now come on i know ted he probably just
00:36:56got
00:36:56lucky shut your fucking mouth you go apologize to ted and bring him back to the eagles
00:37:03yes
00:37:12what are you doing here i'm here to see ted ted i want you back on the eagle
00:37:41i'll make you head coach give you a hundred thousand a month plus bonuses two million a year minimum
00:37:48what two million a year my useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire seriously
00:37:55uh boss what what about me shut the fuck up you'll stay on as ted's assistant
00:38:04maybe clean up after practice while you're at
00:38:08ted i was just testing you before but now that you've proven yourself let's get back together okay
00:38:18back together ted deep down i have always loved you and you still love me right
00:38:31back when you betrayed me you never said anything about love
00:38:37when you humiliated me with another man
00:38:42you never said a thing about love and now you want to talk about love
00:38:50ted that was all just a misunderstanding okay let's go home and talk just the two of us
00:38:57ted's not going anywhere with you he's better options now better options you're just the owner of some
00:39:07trash team without ted it would still be at the bottom of the league
00:39:12you really think you could call yourself the better option
00:39:16what if i'm not just the owner of the team
00:39:23ted there's something you don't know about me
00:39:26i'm actually the sole heir to the taylor family
00:39:32uh the the taylor family the richest family in the world the trillionaires who have more money
00:39:38than some countries
00:39:43that's right
00:39:46so tell me don't you think i'm the better option now
00:39:51you just want ted for his money what makes you think you have the right to come crawling back
00:39:57you bitch you'll pay for this
00:40:06ted come back to the eagles i'll give you whatever you want name your prize
00:40:11appreciate the offer henry but i'm happy with the knights
00:40:16they're gonna stick around here a while
00:40:19sure son don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage
00:40:26i've already proven myself with this win with the knights
00:40:30i don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore
00:40:34damn it this is your fault you lost me a top tier player
00:40:37you know what you're done with the eagles pack your shit and get the fuck out
00:40:44sir sir please don't fire me
00:40:49ted i owe you a real apology just come back to the eagles
00:40:54i lost our bed parents bear so you can hit me if you want we'll just call even after just
00:41:01come
00:41:01back come back to the eagles
00:41:04come on
00:41:06get me
00:41:07fucking hit me ted i know you want to i know you want to
00:41:11i don't want you fucking hit me you saw me fucking your wife remember that
00:41:36i will never
00:41:40forgive you i will never join the eagles figure out your own mess first coach west
00:41:49we have received reports that you have bribe referees and used illegal performance enhancers
00:41:53your coaching license is hereby revoked you're banned from the nfl for life please come with us
00:41:59what this is dead you got to talk to him if i can't coach i'll starve
00:42:05the illegals i don't even please please i'll do anything you want i'll do anything
00:42:10people like you are a disgrace to the nfl
00:42:17wait
00:42:20you're gonna fucking pay for this ted i'm alan david patrick west god damn it
00:42:32hey i heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce
00:42:38um i was thinking maybe if you wanted you could stay with me for a while
00:42:48it's up to you
00:42:50all right
00:42:52i mean it's closer to the field anyways right exactly it's way closer to the field
00:43:04when they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league
00:43:07sir sir sir sir please please please please please i'm begging you please let him go
00:43:12let me
00:43:13fuck off me
00:43:16this is all your fault what you i'd still have one hell of a coach
00:43:19sir do you really think he won that game on skill alone
00:43:24where are you getting at ted was my assistant he knows my whole playbook
00:43:27how else could he have beaten me that bastard no wonder he turned down my office
00:43:37sir you still own the giants they're headed to the super bowl
00:43:41if you give me another shot i'll demolish him
00:43:47and if you lose scrub stadium toilets for the rest of my life
00:43:55i'll talk to the commissioner about west
00:43:57are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did we're taking him out i'm unofficial of this
00:44:02league and i take it very responsibly i'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you
00:44:05so much i hope you have a good day
00:44:09so there's like a signing bonus for the
00:44:11you're lucky you don't get fired
00:44:13that's fair i'm bringing you to the giants as an assistant
00:44:17don't worry sir he's gonna regret everything he's ever done
00:44:20yeah he damn well better
00:44:35this is my house and um i have spare bedrooms so feel free to choose whichever you like it's
00:44:42actually just me
00:44:55and here's the couch you should come sit
00:44:59all right thanks
00:45:05i'm gonna go shower now all right thanks
00:45:10i'm gonna go shower now
00:45:32hello
00:45:32Hello, hello, hello.
00:45:39Ow! My back!
00:45:41Hey, you okay?
00:45:43I just pulled something!
00:45:45Ow, ow, ow.
00:45:48Okay, okay.
00:45:50Ow, ow, ow.
00:45:50Oh my god, ow.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:54Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:57Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back.
00:46:23Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:28Oh!
00:46:41I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:46Don't move.
00:46:47For a year now I've been waiting to see that look in your eyes.
00:47:05Dad?
00:47:06Ted?
00:47:07Tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:09You haven't been home in years.
00:47:11You think you can come back tomorrow?
00:47:13Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:16I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:19Um, I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:23Great.
00:47:23Great.
00:47:25I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:27Okay, bye.
00:47:32Everything okay?
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:38It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:44I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:48Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:54You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, if you don't have any plans, maybe you could
00:48:08come with me.
00:48:08Or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:11Hmm.
00:48:12Huh?
00:48:14You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:17I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:19What do you think?
00:48:19Hmm.
00:48:20Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:23Oh.
00:48:24I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:26I'mma be the star.
00:48:27Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:29If it works out?
00:48:31Hmm.
00:48:32I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:34I'll take that.
00:48:35Two stars.
00:48:37Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:39Oh.
00:48:40If you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:43No, it is my first time meeting them and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:48Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:57And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you Mark's birthday.
00:49:10It's been a while.
00:49:12I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:22Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:24Grace had to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:27She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:29Alright, no problem.
00:49:50Well, well, well.
00:49:52Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:54Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:57What?
00:49:58All those years working out there and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:03Take a look.
00:50:05Land Rover.
00:50:06700 grand.
00:50:08You probably couldn't afford one if you liked that.
00:50:10No, no, no.
00:50:11Alan?
00:50:12What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:14I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:17It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second
00:50:23-hand junkie.
00:50:27Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:29I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:34Listen to yourself.
00:50:36You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:40Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:42Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:46Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:48Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:51It's not a circus.
00:50:53Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:55Yeah, sorry.
00:50:56Let's go.
00:51:02Family.
00:51:03I love them.
00:51:09Ethan.
00:51:11Sophia.
00:51:13Alan.
00:51:16My boy!
00:51:19Hey, Kate!
00:51:24I'm sorry.
00:51:25I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:27It's okay.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29It's all that counts.
00:51:30You're here.
00:51:30What is with all this emotion?
00:51:33He has been gone for years, and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:38I don't care if you're not secure.
00:51:42He's healthy.
00:51:42He's safe.
00:51:44It's all that matters.
00:51:46Home.
00:51:47Your health's nice and all.
00:51:49But money's what really matters here.
00:51:53You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights.
00:51:57He had 400 grand a year.
00:52:00400 grand?
00:52:01I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:05You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:09I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:16Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:21Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:29him a janitor job.
00:52:31Janitor job.
00:52:33That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:37You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:41Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:45Just don't blow it.
00:52:46Yeah, that's right.
00:52:47With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing now.
00:52:53I don't know.
00:52:55Tell me.
00:52:56Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:59Is it over two million a year?
00:53:05You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:10Two million, but please.
00:53:12A loser like you could make that kind of money in like ten lifetimes.
00:53:17No, Oliver.
00:53:19My son is trying to help your son get a decent job.
00:53:22And he throws out a figure like that.
00:53:24He clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:26You didn't mean it.
00:53:29It was a joke.
00:53:31Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:39Oh, please.
00:53:40What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:45Dad, hey.
00:53:47You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:50I already work for the Knights.
00:53:53What?
00:53:55You work for the Knights?
00:54:00You work for the Knights?
00:54:03You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:06You're in your thirties, so a nobody.
00:54:09You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:14I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:26you.
00:54:26That's right.
00:54:32Oh, please.
00:54:33Everyone knows.
00:54:34You're just a washed up cripple.
00:54:36You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:38And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals.
00:54:43Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:48I know my son.
00:54:51He's not a liar.
00:54:53Oh, really?
00:54:55He doesn't lie.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:56Then, tell him, genius.
00:54:58What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:02I'm the head coach.
00:55:08You...
00:55:09You're the head coach.
00:55:10Is that what you're saying?
00:55:12Oh, come on.
00:55:13Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:16You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:19Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:21I'm just a security manager.
00:55:23I don't have access to the field.
00:55:25Let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:28Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:31He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:33Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:36This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:40Yeah.
00:55:41A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:44If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:48Nice try, by the way.
00:55:50You're no head coach.
00:55:52You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:55So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:59A head coach dressed like that?
00:56:03Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a suit first.
00:56:13Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:16Welcome to the place.
00:56:17Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:19A certain scampi with porcolini is too...
00:56:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:26Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:34Wait, what?
00:56:36He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:37Of course!
00:56:38If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:43Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:47Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:49Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:53Of course.
00:56:59Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this. I just left the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:04I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:06Thank you so much.
00:57:08Of course.
00:57:12Dad.
00:57:13This is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:17I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:21Son, is it really true?
00:57:24No way!
00:57:26That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:27You pay to trick us.
00:57:29There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:36Just admit it.
00:57:38You're a nobody.
00:57:39A broad.
00:57:41You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:45Scraping by for life.
00:57:53You can insult me all you want.
00:57:56Don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:02Enough!
00:58:10Don't worry if you've ate the stupid finals.
00:58:13Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:16Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:17You're so sweet.
00:58:22Relax.
00:58:23You broke bastard.
00:58:25You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:29We did bring something so fair.
00:58:37I made this game myself.
00:58:40It's from father.
00:58:42You've got to be kidding me.
00:58:44You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:47Don't open that!
00:58:47Oh please.
00:58:49Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:55You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:58Perfect.
00:58:59I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:02Let's put the trash.
00:59:04Where it belongs.
00:59:07What are you doing?
00:59:13Don't!
00:59:21What are you doing?
00:59:23I spent three months making it.
00:59:27Look at me.
00:59:28This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:36What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:38You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:42Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:45With pleasure.
00:59:49Here.
00:59:49This one.
00:59:51It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:54A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:58Wait for it.
01:00:01This one right here.
01:00:03The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:06Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:08200 grand.
01:00:09Easy.
01:00:11$200,000.
01:00:12You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:14The best?
01:00:17Take a look.
01:00:21Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:25Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:28God.
01:00:30All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:33Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:38They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:41That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:43Who said that?
01:00:59Sorry, Ted.
01:01:00Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:04Who are you?
01:01:06She looks familiar.
01:01:08I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:10Wait.
01:01:11Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:14I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:16So you're the girl Ted's been telling you about.
01:01:18He said you were beautiful.
01:01:20He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:22It's very kind of you.
01:01:25Oh.
01:01:26Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:28I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:31The guy's a cripple.
01:01:32He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:34You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:36Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:39Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:43I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:45Hopefully Grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:48Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:50You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:53So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:59Nothing extravagant.
01:02:00Just a painting.
01:02:02Painting?
01:02:03Please.
01:02:04How expensive could that be?
01:02:07It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:10Worth around $3 million.
01:02:19What?
01:02:21There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:25You're lying.
01:02:27This painting was auctioned for $3 million in 2015.
01:02:30After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more buying.
01:02:34So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:40Who says it's real?
01:02:42None of us here can tell.
01:02:43For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:47Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:49That should be a non-proof.
01:02:51You're right.
01:02:52Like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:55Come on.
01:02:56What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:59Exactly.
01:03:01I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:03Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:07Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:10just don't bring a forgery, okay, to Grandpa's party.
01:03:14Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:16Father has a good eye for arm.
01:03:18Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:21This trash?
01:03:23You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:26Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:37What just happened?
01:03:41That is...
01:03:44Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:47Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:50These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:51but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:55A fake painting?
01:03:57They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:00But I mean, look at them.
01:04:02They could not afford something like that.
01:04:04They said it has to be a fake.
01:04:09Picasso!
01:04:11Oh, my God!
01:04:13See?
01:04:14Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:17You guys better get out of here.
01:04:19You're not welcome.
01:04:25Alan?
01:04:27Come here.
01:04:28Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:30That's my boy, that's my boy.
01:04:31You know, that college education.
01:04:33And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:37What?
01:04:38Just shut your mouth!
01:04:40Why? Why did you hit me?
01:04:42You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:48What? Three million dollars?
01:04:49You can't believe their story.
01:04:51It's obviously a knock-off!
01:04:52I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:54and I know real from fake.
01:04:56It was worth more than three million until you ruined it!
01:05:03What?
01:05:04It's real?
01:05:08Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:11Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:13She's the one who brought it.
01:05:16Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:18It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:20but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:24No, it cannot be real.
01:05:26No, I mean, he may be the knight's head coach,
01:05:30but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:32It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:35I got it.
01:05:37Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:39He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:40and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:44Come on.
01:05:45I'm calling you cops.
01:05:47Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:50You just refuse to see it.
01:05:54Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
01:05:56to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:59Come with me instead.
01:06:01I can show you the high life.
01:06:03The high life?
01:06:05Of course.
01:06:06I'm the knight's security manager.
01:06:08I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:10This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:13You don't want to end up in prison with him.
01:06:16You want to be on my side.
01:06:18You know what I mean?
01:06:19How dare you threaten her?
01:06:21Do you even know who she is?
01:06:23Sure I do.
01:06:25She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:27Ted, don't worry.
01:06:29Once you're locked up,
01:06:31I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:36I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:39Actually, Grace owns the knights.
01:06:45What?
01:06:49You're lying.
01:06:52I told you.
01:06:54My son doesn't lie.
01:06:55Oh my God.
01:06:58No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:01You truly are the knight's owner.
01:07:04Oh my God.
01:07:06What have I done?
01:07:09You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:11First you destroy a three million dollar painting of mine.
01:07:14And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:16Tell me, Alan.
01:07:17How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:20Pay for that?
01:07:21Three million?
01:07:22Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:27No, no, no.
01:07:28It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:29I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:31Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:33Absolutely.
01:07:34A misunderstanding.
01:07:35Huh?
01:07:37Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:40Ted, Alan actually knows he's wrong.
01:07:43Yes.
01:07:44We're very, very sorry.
01:07:46Can you let this go, please?
01:07:47Please.
01:07:49Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:53I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:55I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:59You want me to forgive him?
01:08:01Please.
01:08:03If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:09Listen.
01:08:11You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:14But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:20Oliver, please.
01:08:21Please.
01:08:21I'm so sorry.
01:08:22I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:24He's right.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:25We're so sorry.
01:08:26Ted.
01:08:27We're so sorry.
01:08:28Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:30Please forgive me.
01:08:31Please.
01:08:32You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:35You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:40You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:44Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:46Amount three million.
01:08:48You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:55Also, Alan.
01:08:56You're fired from the nights.
01:08:58Permanently.
01:08:59Pendejo.
01:09:01Oh, Alan.
01:09:02I'm so sorry.
01:09:02If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:06It's about time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:09Oh, you can't.
01:09:10Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:12Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:16Good idea.
01:09:17Tomorrow.
01:09:26All right, so your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:30Their owner's Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:33He's really not the type to let him stop.
01:09:34Relax.
01:09:35I got this.
01:09:37West?
01:09:41Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:43How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:45If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:48Luckily, I need to pull some strings and pay the right people off.
01:09:52I'm the Giants assistant coach.
01:09:55You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:58And you're still lost.
01:10:01Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:03This time's different.
01:10:04The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:08Worth over $2 billion.
01:10:10I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:15You'll never win.
01:10:21I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:24You.
01:10:28Please.
01:10:29If it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays,
01:10:32you won't do one last time.
01:10:34So what's cheating?
01:10:36Silly plays, huh?
01:10:38In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:45No.
01:10:46You lost to Ted.
01:10:47You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:50Win.
01:10:51I win the championship?
01:10:54No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:56You'll never win.
01:10:58How about a bet?
01:11:00Loser.
01:11:01Paid the winner.
01:11:03Ten million dollars?
01:11:05Swears off football forever.
01:11:07We salute for your apology.
01:11:19Damn you, Ted.
01:11:20You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good.
01:11:23You'll never get back on.
01:11:28The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league,
01:11:33face off the Knights today.
01:11:35They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent, and had 13 straight wins.
01:11:41So, who will take Tommy Trophy tonight?
01:11:45Here we go.
01:11:46The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:50There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:53The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:55They truly are the best.
01:11:57This is not good.
01:11:59I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:03What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:05Getting just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:08Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:10Fucking pathetic.
01:12:12Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:13Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:19Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:22Trust me.
01:12:23I got this.
01:12:29Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:30Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:33Come on, Big Shot.
01:12:34See a Hail Mary.
01:12:35Please.
01:12:36A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:40What a joke!
01:12:42He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:43There's no way he makes this game.
01:12:45On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:51The kick is up.
01:12:53And it's good!
01:12:55The Knights' score from 50 yards back!
01:12:58Unbelievable!
01:12:59This is why we do what we do.
01:13:01Oh, man.
01:13:03This is awesome.
01:13:04What's up, Ohio State?
01:13:06Hey!
01:13:06As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:09Woo hoo hoo hoo!
01:13:11Woo hoo!
01:13:19Woo hoo hoo!
01:13:24Yeah!
01:13:24Unbelievable, the Knights' total leading.
01:13:27The spike, the massive gap in strength.
01:13:29The score is now seventeen-seven.
01:13:32What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:34This game's almost over!
01:13:36You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:40You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:42If you lose this game, you'd be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:46I have no other option.
01:13:49I can't win.
01:13:50Fucking useless!
01:13:52Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:14:00Good night! Good night!
01:14:23Good night!
01:14:33Good night!
01:14:35Good night!
01:14:35Good night!
01:14:37Good night!
01:14:38Good night!
01:14:38Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:39Nobody wanted it to, besides me!
01:14:42But guess what?
01:14:44The Knights are the NFL Championship!
01:14:46You can sleep well tonight, Mom!
01:14:49Ted, I know you won't be sleeping,
01:14:51you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight!
01:14:53And enjoy, my friends!
01:14:54You deserve it!
01:14:56The NFL Champions!
01:14:58More Knights!
01:15:07Hey!
01:15:09How you going, West?
01:15:12Did you remember our bet?
01:15:16If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:19Loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:23And...
01:15:23Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:25$10 million.
01:15:28I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:31Ted, have mercy.
01:15:33We used to be colleagues!
01:15:35Remember?
01:15:36Remember?
01:15:36We...
01:15:37I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:39Ted, if I'm forced on the NFL, what do you mean?
01:15:42You can't let him off like that!
01:15:44If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:47He cost our guys everything!
01:15:48He has to pay!
01:15:50He has to pay!
01:15:50Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:51Come on, coach, you can't let him get away with this!
01:15:53Ooh!
01:15:55Okay.
01:16:05Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:08I never should have done what I did.
01:16:12And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:17As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:24But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:31But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:41No, no problem.
01:16:42Yeah.
01:16:42Really sorry about it.
01:16:44Really, really sorry.
01:16:45Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:46Hey, man.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:48Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really sorry about it.
01:16:49You've got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:53I don't know.
01:16:53You!
01:16:54Son of a bitch.
01:16:56If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:59You told me to take out your players.
01:17:01You did.
01:17:02I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:03I'm gonna report him to the police.
01:17:08Dammit!
01:17:08You fucking piece of trash!
01:17:10If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:15Ted,
01:17:16it was all West.
01:17:19Look, so what?
01:17:20We have a beef between us.
01:17:23Come join my team.
01:17:24Help me win the next championship.
01:17:26Whatever you want.
01:17:28You got it.
01:17:29Don't you worry that
01:17:31intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:37NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:39Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this.
01:17:43Money can fix anything.
01:17:46Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:49Come join me.
01:17:50We'll build a super team.
01:17:52We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:57I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:02But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:09Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:14You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:20Come on, man.
01:18:21A hundred million dollars?
01:18:25Ted, work with me here.
01:18:26You can fix this.
01:18:28Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:30All right.
01:18:31He was just a jet hulk.
01:18:33I don't know.
01:18:34Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that hundred million dollars, too.
01:18:37But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:41Right?
01:18:44All right, boys.
01:18:44Get him out of here.
01:18:46I'm tired of this.
01:18:46Hey, hey, guys.
01:18:47Chill.
01:18:47Think about what you're doing.
01:18:49I can give you everything.
01:18:51I'll give you everything.
01:18:52Ted!
01:18:52Ted!
01:18:53What are you doing?
01:19:00Grace.
01:19:02I got the championship.
01:19:06I've got the girl.
01:19:08Now.
01:19:12I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:14Mmm.
01:19:18Ruling on the field.
01:19:20Stay.