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Doctor Who (2005) S04E00 Special Planet Of The Dead (2009)
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00:42Night, boys.
01:28POSITIONS
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01:37I don't know.
02:07Sorry, lover.
02:49I'm so terribly sorry.
02:50That card paint device thing, that's a lobster card, am I right?
02:53Oyster card.
02:54Oh, well, that's a problem, you see.
02:56I only use my oyster when there's an R in the month.
02:58It's April.
03:00Go, go, go.
03:01Diamonds.
03:03Genuine.
03:06Drive.
03:08Works for me.
03:13No sign of a diamond.
03:15Just in time, mate.
03:29Hello, I'm the doctor.
03:31Happy Easter.
03:32Yeah.
03:35Yeah.
03:46Yeah.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Yeah.
03:53Yeah.
03:55The End
03:56The End
03:56The End
03:57The End
03:57The End
04:09The End
04:09The End
04:10The End
04:10The End
04:10Right, close off the area, get all these people cleared. She has got to be here somewhere.
04:15Robinson, clear the road. Get the whole place sealed off.
04:18John the bass, she's on the cabin, get the car! It's definitely her! Come on, do this!
04:25Jackson, follow that bass!
04:36Funny thing is, I don't often do each drug, you never find it. It's always at a different time, although...
04:40I remember the original. Between you and me, what really happened was...
04:44Oh! Sorry, hold onto that for me.
04:47Actually, go on, have it. Finish it. It's full of sugar and I'm determined to keep these teeth.
04:52Ah!
04:54Oh, we've got excitation.
04:57I'm picking up something very strange.
05:01I know the feeling.
05:05All units in pursuit. Registration. Whiskey 974. Golf Hotel in mind. They're heading for the Gladwell Road Tunnel. Please stop
05:13all traffic. Seal off the North End.
05:19The bus has entered the South Entrance of the Tunnel. Offices in pursuit. Units now arriving at the North Entrance.
05:32Tango 183 at the far end, sir. I've sealed off the exit. There's no way out. Over.
05:40I'm right behind. We've got her.
05:43Rondium particles. That's what I'm looking for. This thing detects them. A little dish would go around. A little dish,
05:49doesn't it?
05:49Right now, a way out was coming pretty handy. Can you detect me one of those?
05:55Lou? Can you hear them? Yeah, what, sweetheart? The voices. So many voices. Call him to us. Call him so
06:06far.
06:08Oh, the little dish is going round. Fascinating.
06:13It's going round. Oh.
06:17Excuse me, do you mind? Sorry, that was my little dish.
06:20Can't you turn that thing off?
06:23What was your name? Christina. Christina. Hold on tight.
06:27Everyone, hold on!
06:29Oh, the voices! Oh, the voices! They're screaming!
06:40What's going on?
06:54What's going on?
06:58Tango 183. Units in position, sir.
07:02Uh, sorry to report, but, uh, no sign of the bus. Over.
07:07It's gone. Right in front of me, the bus is just...
07:11gone.
07:13Over.
07:14qua prison.
07:29Our換 скаж니mer.
07:32The light.
07:33Yeah.
07:49End of the line.
07:55Call it a hunch, but I think we've gone a little bit further than Brixton.
08:21We should get out! Even if that's the Sahara, we can't stay on board this thing.
08:26I'm not going out there. They're still calling all around us.
08:33The voices are crying.
08:37What voices, sweetheart?
08:40The dead.
08:43Surrounded by the dead.
08:56It's impossible. There are three suns. Three of them.
09:01Like when all those curtains were off in the sky?
09:03Better was the Earth that moved back then, wasn't it?
09:05Oh, man, we're in another world.
09:08It's still intact, though.
09:09Not as bad as it looks, and the chassis is still holding together.
09:13My boss is going to murder me.
09:15Can you still drive here?
09:16Oh, no, no, no. The wheels are stuck through them.
09:19They're never going to budge.
09:21Dennis, listen.
09:22Sealed off the far end.
09:23Nothing is to come through.
09:26But I don't want this done, sir.
09:27How can a bush just disappear?
09:30Ready for every emergency.
09:40Me too.
09:41And what's your name?
09:43I'm the Doctor.
09:44Name, not rank.
09:45The Doctor.
09:46Surname?
09:46The Doctor.
09:47You're called the Doctor.
09:49Yes, I am.
09:50That's not a name.
09:51That's a psychological condition.
09:53Funny sort of sound.
09:54This is a trace of something else.
09:58Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
10:00Ah!
10:00Not good.
10:02Well, it wouldn't be. It's sand.
10:04No, it tastes like...
10:07Never mind.
10:08What is it? What's wrong?
10:10Hold on a minute.
10:11I saw you, man.
10:12You had that thing.
10:13That machine.
10:14Did you make this happen?
10:15Oh, humans on buses always blaming me.
10:18Look, look.
10:19If you must know,
10:20I was tracking a hole in the fabric of reality.
10:22Call it a hobby,
10:23but it was a tiny little hole.
10:25No danger to anyone.
10:26Suddenly it gets big,
10:27and we drive right through it.
10:28But then where is it?
10:30Hey, there's...
10:31There's nothing.
10:31There's...
10:32There's just sand.
10:34All right.
10:38You want proof?
10:40We drove through this.
10:50What the hell was that?
10:52And that's...
10:53A door.
10:55A door in space.
10:57So what you're saying is,
10:58on the other side of that is home.
11:00We can get to London through there.
11:02The bus came through, but we can't.
11:04Well, then what are we waiting for?
11:06No, no, don't know.
11:07I'm going home, mate.
11:08So don't...
11:18It was a skillet, man.
11:20It was bones, just bones.
11:22Denison, uh...
11:23I think we're out of our depth here.
11:26We need experts.
11:29Get me unit.
11:30Emergency code one.
11:36There was a bus.
11:38Look at the damage.
11:39There was a bus protecting us.
11:42A great big box of metal.
11:43Rather like a Faraday cage.
11:46Like in a thunderstorm, yeah?
11:48The safest place is inside a car.
11:50Because the metal conducts the lightning right through.
11:53We did it in school.
11:54But if we can only travel back inside the bus,
11:57the Faraday cage needs to be closed.
11:59That thing's been ripped wide open.
12:00Why?
12:02Slightly different dynamics with a wormhole.
12:03There's enough metal to make it work, I think.
12:05I hope.
12:06Then we have to drive five tons of bus,
12:08which is currently buried in the sand.
12:10And we've got nothing without bare hands.
12:12Correct?
12:13I'd say nine and a half tons.
12:15But the point still stands, yeah.
12:17Then we need to apply ourselves to the problem with discipline.
12:19Which starts with appointing a leader.
12:21Yes, at last. Thank you.
12:22So?
12:23Well, thank goodness you've got me.
12:24Everyone do exactly as I say.
12:26Inside the bus immediately.
12:27Is it safe in there?
12:28I don't think anything's safe anymore.
12:30But if it's a choice between baking in there or roasting out here,
12:33I'd say baking is slower.
12:35Come on.
12:36All of you.
12:37Right now.
12:39And you.
12:40The doctor.
12:41Yes, ma'am.
12:43Come.
12:43Come on.
12:48Point five.
12:49The crucial thing is do not panic.
12:50Quite apart from anything else.
12:52The smell of sweat inside this thing is reaching atrocious levels.
12:55We don't need to add any more.
12:57Point six.
12:58Team identification.
12:59Names.
13:00I'm Christina.
13:02This man is apparently the doctor.
13:04Hello.
13:05And you?
13:06Nathan.
13:07I'm Barclay.
13:08Angela.
13:09Angela Whittaker.
13:10My name is Louie.
13:11Everyone calls me Lou.
13:13And this is Carmen.
13:14Excellent.
13:15Memorise those names.
13:16There might be a test.
13:17Point seven.
13:19Assessment and application of knowledge.
13:20Over to you.
13:22The doctor.
13:23I thought you were in charge.
13:25I am.
13:25And a good leader utilizes her strength.
13:28You seem to be the brain box.
13:30So.
13:31Start boxing.
13:32Right.
13:34So.
13:35The wormhole.
13:36We were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
13:38It was just an accident.
13:40No.
13:40It wasn't.
13:43That thing.
13:44The doorway.
13:46Someone made it.
13:47For a reason.
13:49How do you know?
13:52She's got a gift.
13:53Ever since she was a little girl.
13:55She can just tell things.
13:57We do the lottery twice a week.
13:59You don't look like millionaires.
14:01No.
14:02But we win ten pounds.
14:04Every week.
14:05Twice a week.
14:06Ten pounds.
14:08Don't tell me that's not a gift.
14:10Tell me Carmen.
14:11How many fingers am I holding up?
14:13Three.
14:15Four.
14:16Very good.
14:18Low level psychic ability.
14:19Exacerbated by an alien son.
14:21What can you see Carmen?
14:24Tell me what's out there?
14:26Something.
14:29Something is coming.
14:32Riding on the wind.
14:34And shining.
14:36What is it?
14:39Death.
14:41Death.
14:41Death has come in.
14:43We're gonna die.
14:44Oh, I knew it man.
14:45I said so.
14:46We can't die out here.
14:47No one's gonna move.
14:47This isn't exactly helping.
14:48Shut up.
14:49We're not your soldiers.
14:50That's not doing any good.
14:51You're upsetting that.
14:52Right.
14:52We're doing that.
14:53Stop it.
14:55Everyone stop it.
14:59Angela.
14:59Angela.
15:00Angela.
15:01Answer me one question.
15:02That's it.
15:03At me.
15:03At me.
15:04There we go.
15:05Angela.
15:06Just answer me one thing.
15:07When you got on this bus, where were you going?
15:10Doesn't matter now, does it?
15:12Answer the question.
15:13Just home.
15:15And what's home?
15:16Me.
15:17And Mike.
15:18And Suzanne.
15:19That's my daughter.
15:20She's 18.
15:21Suzanne.
15:22Good.
15:23What about you?
15:25Don't know.
15:27They're around Tina's.
15:28Who's Tina?
15:28Your girlfriend?
15:30Not yet.
15:31Good boy.
15:32What about you, Nathan?
15:34Biz trap for cash.
15:36I lost my job last week.
15:38This is gonna stay in.
15:40Watch TV.
15:41Brilliant.
15:41And you two?
15:42I wasn't gonna cook.
15:44It's his turn tonight.
15:45And then I clear up.
15:47What's for tea?
15:48Chops.
15:49A nice couple of chops and gravy.
15:52Nothing special.
15:53Oh, that's special, Lou.
15:55That is so special.
15:56Chops and gravy.
15:57Hmm.
15:58What about you, Christina?
16:00I was going...
16:02So far away.
16:04Far away.
16:05Chops and gravy.
16:06Watching TV.
16:06Mike and Suzanne.
16:07Poor old Tina.
16:08Hey.
16:08Just think of them.
16:10Because that planet out there.
16:12All three suns and wormholes and alien sun.
16:14That planet is nothing.
16:17You hear me?
16:17Nothing.
16:18Compared to all those things waiting for you.
16:22Food.
16:22And home.
16:23And people.
16:25Hold on to that.
16:28Because we're gonna get there.
16:30I promise.
16:33I'm gonna get you home.
16:34Number 1.
16:48The Lenapeck.
16:51All right, next two.
16:55Second off.
16:56Let it go.
16:56Next one.
16:57Let's jump in two positions.
16:58Start out.
17:01coat us and play them.
17:02Think face again.
17:02Your face goes back, mate.
17:05Isolate the area.
17:06Yes, ma'am.
17:07Establish an exclusion zone.
17:08Any media, move them back.
17:10Any trouble, arrest them.
17:12Yes, ma'am.
17:13I want the vehicles in a standard procedure 5 layout.
17:16All outreach officers report to me via Sergeant Colquhoun.
17:19Is that understood?
17:20Yes, ma'am.
17:20Captain, I'm Detective Inspector McMillan.
17:22Clear the area, thank you.
17:23Yes, but I was here when the bus would...
17:26I read the report.
17:28Now clear the area.
17:29Pandofsky, get these men out of the zone.
17:31Yes, but there's somebody on board that bus.
17:33Just move back to it.
17:34She's mine!
17:35Just move back to it.
17:36All right.
17:39Perimeter guard, stand ready.
17:43Stay alert.
17:44Any hostile activity.
17:47Shoot to kill.
17:50Here we go.
17:51That's my boys.
17:53See, we lay a flat surface between the bus and the wormhole,
17:55like duckboards, and we reverse into it.
17:57Let some air out of the tyres, just a little bit.
17:59Spreads the weight of the bus, gives you more grip against the sand.
18:01Oh, that's good.
18:02Follow days in the Kalahari.
18:03Yeah, but those wheels go deep.
18:05Then start digging.
18:06With what?
18:08With this.
18:15Is there anything else in there?
18:18Try that.
18:19Might help with the seats.
18:20Thanks.
18:22I can't find the keys.
18:24Oh, no, no, no.
18:25Buses don't have keys.
18:26There's a master switch.
18:27There's one button for start, the other one for stop, yeah?
18:29Right, hold on.
18:30Oh, I've got it.
18:31Here we go.
18:32Hold tight.
18:34Ding, ding.
18:39Oh, that doesn't sound too good.
18:43Oh.
18:45Never mind losing half the top deck.
18:47You know what's worth?
18:48Sand.
18:50Tiny little grains of sand.
18:52The engine's clogged up.
18:54Anyone know mechanics?
18:56Me, uh, I did a two-week NBQ in the garage.
19:00Never finished it, but...
19:01Off you go, then.
19:01Try stripping the air filter as fast as you can.
19:04Back in two takes.
19:05Wait a minute.
19:06You're the man with all the answers.
19:08I'm not letting you out of my sight.
19:20It's easier if you left that backpack behind.
19:23Where I go, it goes.
19:25Backpack with a spade and an axe.
19:28Christina, who's going so far away and yet scared by the sound of a siren.
19:32Who are you?
19:33You can talk.
19:36Let's just say we're two equal mysteries.
19:38We'll make quite a couple.
19:40We don't make any sort of couple, thank you very much.
19:43Come on, then.
19:44Tell me.
19:45If Carmen's right, if that wormhole's not an accident, then what is it?
19:49Has someone done this on purpose?
19:51I don't know.
19:52But every single instinct of mine is telling me to get off this planet right now.
19:56And do you think we can?
19:57I live in hope.
19:59That must be nice.
20:03It's Christina D'Souza.
20:05To be precise, Lady Christina D'Souza.
20:08Oh, that's handy.
20:09Because I'm a lord.
20:10Seriously?
20:11A lord of where?
20:12It's quite a big estate.
20:15No, but there's something more about you.
20:18That device you were carrying.
20:20And the wormhole.
20:21Like you knew.
20:23And the way you stride around this place, like...
20:28Like?
20:30Like you're not quite...
20:33Anyway, come on.
20:35Allons-y.
20:35Oh, we were made for each other.
20:41Oh, I don't like the look of that.
20:44Storm clouds.
20:45Must be hundreds of miles away.
20:47We're getting closer.
20:48That's a sandstorm.
20:50We'll get ripped to shreds.
20:51It's a storm.
20:53Who says it's sand?
20:57Closer.
20:58And closer.
20:59And closer.
21:01Where is it?
21:03There, there on the sea.
21:05You're hardly going to get a signal.
21:07We're on another planet.
21:08Just watch me.
21:09Right, now.
21:10Bit of hush, thank you.
21:12Got to remember the number.
21:13Very important number.
21:16Hello, it's the Geronimo.
21:18And again.
21:19Ah, 76, not 67.
21:25This is the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
21:28Please select one of the following four options.
21:31Oh, I hate these things.
21:32Now, if you keep your finger pressed on zero,
21:34you get through to a real person.
21:36I'll serve it on watchdog.
21:37Thank you, Angela.
21:38Unit helpline, which department would you like?
21:40Listen, it's the doctor.
21:42It's me.
21:44Captain, urgent call, Mark, relayed direct from HQ.
21:47Who's it?
21:47It's him, Mark.
21:49It's the doctor.
21:54Doctor, this is Captain Arisa Mogambo.
21:57Might I say, sir, it's an honor.
22:01Did you just salute?
22:04No.
22:05Arisa, it's about the bus.
22:06HQ said you're at the tunnel, yeah?
22:08And where are you?
22:09I'm on the bus.
22:10But apart from that, not a clue.
22:13Except it's very pretty.
22:15And pretty dangerous.
22:16A body came through here.
22:18Have you sustained any more fatalities?
22:20No, and we're not going to.
22:21But I'm stuck.
22:22I haven't got the TARDIS, and I need to analyze that wormhole.
22:25We have a scientific advisor on site, Dr. Malcolm Taylor.
22:29Just the man you need.
22:31He's a genius.
22:31Oh, Izzy, we'll see about that.
22:35It's the doctor.
22:37Oh, I'm all right now, thanks.
22:39It's just a little bit of a sore throat.
22:42I've got to be honest, a cup of tea might be nice.
22:44It's the doctor.
22:51Do you mean the doctor, doctor?
22:55I know.
22:56We all want to meet him one day, but we all know what that day will bring.
23:00I can hear everything you're saying.
23:08Hello, doctor?
23:09Oh, my goodness.
23:11Yes, I am.
23:12Hello, Malcolm.
23:14The doctor!
23:16God blimey!
23:17I can't believe I'm actually speaking to you!
23:20I mean, I've read all the files!
23:21Really?
23:22What was your favorite?
23:23The giant robot?
23:23No, no, hold on.
23:24Let's sort out that wormhole.
23:25Excuse me.
23:27On speakerphone, please.
23:30I don't want anyone keeping secrets.
23:32Malcolm, something's not making sense here.
23:34I've got a storm and a wormhole, and I can't help thinking there's a connection.
23:37I need a complete full-range analysis of that wormhole, the whole thing.
23:40Well, I've probably got the wrong idea, but I've wired up an integrator.
23:43I thought it could measure the energy signature.
23:45No, no, no, no, no.
23:46That'll never work.
23:47Extraordinary, though.
23:48I'm measuring an oscillation of 15 Malcolms per second.
23:5215 what?
23:5315 Malcolms.
23:54It's my own little term.
23:55A wavelength parcel of 10 kilohertz operating in four dimensions equals one Malcolm.
24:01You named a unit of measurement after yourself?
24:05Well, it didn't do Mr. Watt any harm.
24:07Furthermore, 100 Malcolms equals a Bernard.
24:10And who's that, your dad?
24:11Don't be ridiculous.
24:12That's quater mass.
24:14Right.
24:15Fine.
24:16But before I die of old age, which in my case would be quite an achievement, so congratulations
24:21on that, is there anyone else I can talk to?
24:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:24But listen, I sent the scanner to register what it can't detect and inverted the image.
24:30You did what?
24:31Is that wrong?
24:33No, Malcolm, that's brilliant.
24:34So you can actually measure the wormhole.
24:36Okay.
24:36I admit, that is genius.
24:38The doctor called me a genius.
24:40I know, I heard.
24:41Now, run a capacity scan.
24:42I need a formal report.
24:43Call me back when you've done it.
24:45And Malcolm, you're my new best friend.
24:49And you're mine too, sir.
24:51Barclay, I'm holding on to this.
24:52I think you better bring her back.
24:57You're mine.
24:58He's gone.
24:59He's gone.
25:07Send this back to Earth.
25:09See if Malcolm can analyze the storm.
25:11Something in those clouds.
25:13Something shining.
25:15Look.
25:17Like metal.
25:19Why would there be metal in a storm?
25:21So fast.
25:23And strong.
25:25They were right in the storm.
25:28They are the storm.
25:31What are they?
25:34They devour.
25:37Did you hear something?
25:38Hold on.
25:39Busy.
25:40It was a noise.
25:42Like a sort of...
25:43Doctor.
25:47Doctor.
25:50There's something new.
25:57That's wait.
25:58I shall wait.
25:59People usually wait.
26:00You speak the language.
26:01Every language.
26:06That's begging for mercy.
26:09That means move.
26:11Oh, you're learning.
26:18These fly things.
26:20They must be responsible.
26:21They brought us here.
26:22No, no, no, no, no.
26:23Look at the ship.
26:23It's a wreck.
26:24They crashed just like us.
26:28Oh.
26:29But this place is freezing.
26:31Hmm.
26:31The hull's made of photophene steel.
26:36Turns cold when it's hot.
26:38Morning does it outside.
26:39Breezing ship inside.
26:40Since I met you, Christina, we've been through all the extremes.
26:42That's how I like things.
26:44Extreme.
26:49Oh, this is beautiful.
26:52In tact, it must have been magnificent.
26:54A proper, streamlined, deep spacer.
26:56I'll remember that as I'm being slowly tortured.
26:58At least I'm bleeding on the floor of a really well-designed spaceship.
27:13All right, good, yes.
27:15Hello.
27:16That's a telepathic translator.
27:18He can understand us.
27:21Still sounds like gibberish to me.
27:24That's what I said.
27:24He can understand us.
27:26It doesn't work the other way around.
27:30You will suffer for your crimes, etc.
27:36You have committed an act of violence against the Tritivore race.
27:41Tritivores, they're called.
27:42Tritivores.
27:43You came here in the 200 to destroy us.
27:48Sorry, what's the 200?
27:49It's the bus, number 200.
27:51They mean the bus.
27:52Oh, no.
27:53Look, I think you're making the same mistake Christina did.
27:55I'm the doctor, by the way, and this is Christina.
27:57The Honorable Lady Christina.
27:58At least I hope she's honorable.
28:00But we got pulled through that wormhole.
28:02The 200 doesn't look like that normally.
28:04It's broken, just the same as you.
28:11What are they doing?
28:13Don't believe me.
28:14Well, simple as that.
28:16I've got a very honest face.
28:18And the translator says I'm telling the truth.
28:21Plus the face.
28:23Right.
28:24So, first things first.
28:25There's a very strange storm heading our way.
28:28Can you send out a probe?
28:31Oh.
28:33It was power.
28:35It crashed not the mainland crystallography, I don't think.
28:39But I could kick it back.
28:45Hi, how are you?
28:47Yes, I am.
28:49Frequently.
28:51Okie doke.
28:51Let's launch that probe.
29:00The Scorpion Nebula.
29:01We're on the other side of the universe.
29:04Just what you wanted.
29:05So far away.
29:08The planet of San Helios.
29:11And that's us.
29:13We're on another world.
29:15We're happening for quite a while.
29:16I know.
29:17But seeing it like that.
29:19It's good, isn't it?
29:20Wonderful.
29:24Try to force.
29:25We're going to trade with San Helios.
29:28A population of 100 billion.
29:30Plenty of waste matter for them to absorb.
29:33Why waste matter you mean?
29:34They feed off what others leave behind.
29:38From their...
29:39behind.
29:40You see what I mean?
29:41It's perfectly natural.
29:42They are flies.
29:43Charming.
29:44Just remind me never to kiss them.
29:49San Helios City.
29:51That's amazing.
29:54But...
29:55you've seen this sort of thing before, haven't you?
29:58Thousands of times.
30:00That lordship of yours.
30:01The lord of where exactly?
30:03Of time.
30:05I come from a race of people called time lords.
30:08You're an alien?
30:09Yeah.
30:10But you don't have to kiss me either.
30:12You look human.
30:13You look time lord.
30:18You look time lord.
30:19So, if that's San Helios, all we need to do is find that city.
30:22They can help us.
30:24I don't think it's that simple.
30:26I don't think it's that simple.
30:32We're in the city, right now.
30:35But it's sand.
30:37That first image, the temples and things, what's that then? Ancient history?
30:43The image was taken last year.
30:46It became a desert in one year.
30:49It became a desert in one year.
31:10I...
31:12I've got sand in my hair.
31:14I've got sand in my hair.
31:14That's dead people.
31:15Oh, that's disgusting.
31:17Something destroyed the whole of San Helios.
31:19Yes, but in my hair.
31:24Malcolm, tell me the bad news.
31:25Oh, you are clever.
31:28It is bad news.
31:30It's the wormhole, Doctor.
31:32It's getting bigger.
31:34We've gone way past 100, Bernard.
31:36I haven't invented a name for that.
31:38How can it get bigger by itself?
31:41Well, that's why I'm phoning.
31:43You'll work it out if I know you, sir.
31:46Doctor, we estimate the circumference of your invisible wormhole is now four miles.
31:52Heading upwards.
31:53I've grounded all flights above London.
31:55We can't risk anyone else falling through.
31:57Ah, good work, buddy.
31:58But I have to know, does that wormhole constitute a danger to this planet?
32:03Oh, sorry. Call waiting. Got to go.
32:05Call waiting?
32:06He's a devil, that one.
32:09Doctor, it's Nathan.
32:12We got those dump board things down, but...
32:14It's my fault.
32:15No, it's not. Don't say that.
32:17Why, what's happened?
32:19We kept on turning the engine, but...
32:22We're out of petrol.
32:23Used all up.
32:25Even if we can get those wheels out, this bus is never gonna move.
32:31What is it? What's wrong?
32:33Doctor, tell me.
32:35You promised you'd get us home.
32:38Doctor?
32:39Are you still there?
32:41Doctor, tell me. What did he say?
32:48It's the probe.
32:49It's reached the storm.
32:51And what's he saying?
32:53It's not a storm.
33:02It's a storm. Millions of them.
33:07Billions.
33:18We've lost a probe.
33:19You've got eaten. Everything on this planet gets eaten.
33:22How far away is that swarm?
33:23A hundred miles. We'll have that speed over here in 20 minutes.
33:28No, no, no, no.
33:28They're not just coming for us. They want the wormhole.
33:30They're heading for Earth.
33:32Show the analysis.
33:36Incredible.
33:38They swarm out of a wormhole, strip the planet bare, then move on to the next world.
33:42Start the life cycle all over again.
33:44So, they make the wormholes?
33:47They must do.
33:47But how?
33:48They don't exactly look like technicians.
33:50And if the wormhole belongs to them, why are they a hundred miles away?
33:54Because they need to be?
33:56No, that's bonkers.
33:58Hang on.
34:01Yes.
34:02Oh, as you see, billions of them flying in formation all the way around the planet.
34:06Round and round and round.
34:08Faster and faster and faster until they generate a rupture in space.
34:12The speed of them and the numbers and the size, all of that rips the wormhole into existence.
34:17And the wormhole's getting bigger.
34:18Because they're getting closer.
34:19But how do they get through?
34:20Because that wormhole's a killer.
34:22We've seen it.
34:22Ah, look.
34:23See the exoskeleton.
34:25Metal?
34:26They've got bones of metal.
34:28They eat metal and extrude it into the exoskeleton.
34:31So their velocity makes the wormhole.
34:34Then their body makes it safe.
34:36Perfect design.
34:38Those things are going to turn the entire earth into a desert.
34:42So why exactly are you smiling?
34:46Worse it goes, the more I love it.
34:48Me too.
34:58Sounds like a storm.
35:00A few brains if you've got water.
35:02No water.
35:04All of it, dust.
35:07But a girl?
35:09Don't ask me to.
35:11What girl?
35:13A girl.
35:14She will fly.
35:16Thing is, Doctor, you're missing the obvious.
35:19We came here through the wormhole, yes?
35:22But our trite of all friends didn't.
35:24They came here to trade with San Helios.
35:26Therefore, the question is, why did they crash?
35:30Ah.
35:31Good question.
35:33What a team.
35:34Like she said, why did you crash?
35:36Oh, yes.
35:39Gravity.
35:39Look, it goes all the way down to the engine.
35:41So what happened?
35:45She says the drive system stalled.
35:48Ten miles up, they fell out of the sky.
35:50But what caused that?
35:52Which means no idea.
35:53Yeah.
35:55But wait a minute, that's a crystal nucleus down there, yes?
35:58It looks like it survived the crash.
36:00The crystal's intact.
36:02Oh, yes!
36:04That's better than diesel.
36:05What? You can use a crystal to move the bus?
36:07I think so.
36:09A spaceship to ride off with a 200 is small enough.
36:11How does a crystal drive a bus?
36:13In a super clever, outer-spacey way.
36:16Trust me.
36:16There's a crystal that's fallen to the bottom of the well.
36:19Have you got access shafts?
36:22All frozen.
36:23Well, maybe I can open them.
36:24Ah!
36:25Internal cops.
36:26Put that on.
36:27You stay here.
36:28Keep behind the shaft.
36:29Tell me if anything happens.
36:41If I can use that sunlight to start the automatic maintenance.
36:44Christina!
36:46If you see a panel opening in that shaft, let me know.
36:49Nothing yet.
36:51Anything now?
36:52Afraid not.
36:53Any sign of movement?
36:54Nope.
36:56How's that?
36:58Nothing.
37:00Any result?
37:01Not a dicky bird.
37:04So let me get this right.
37:07You need that crystal?
37:10Then consider it done.
37:13What? What do you mean?
37:15Christina?
37:18Christina!
37:18The aristocracy survives for a reason.
37:25We're ready for anything.
37:30No!
37:43That's better.
37:44I decide when I stop, thank you.
37:46You're about to hit the security grid. Look.
37:50Excellent.
37:52So what do I do?
37:53Try the big red button.
37:56Well done.
37:58Now, come back up. I can do that.
38:00Oh, don't you wish.
38:02Slowly.
38:04Yes, sir?
38:08I've had a mystery right here.
38:10Lady Christina D'Souza.
38:13Carrying a winch in her bag.
38:15No stranger than you, spaceman.
38:18I had this friend once.
38:21She called me spaceman.
38:23And was she right?
38:24Do you zoom about the place in a rocket?
38:26Well, little blue box.
38:30Travels in more than space.
38:33You can journey through time, Christina.
38:37Oh, the places I've been.
38:39World War I.
38:41Creation of the universe.
38:43End of the universe?
38:44The war between China and Japan.
38:47And?
38:49The court of King Athelstan in 924 A.D.
38:53I don't remember you being there.
38:55So what are you doing with this?
38:58Excuse me?
38:59A gentleman never goes through a lady's possessions.
39:05It's the cup of Athelstan.
39:06It's given to the first king of Britain as a coronation gift from Howell, king of the Welsh.
39:11It's been held in the International Gallery for 200 years, which makes you, Lady Christina, a thief.
39:19I like to think I liberated it.
39:21Don't tell me you need the money.
39:22Daddy lost everything.
39:23Invested his fortune in the Icelandic banks.
39:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
39:27You're short of cash.
39:28You're on the bank.
39:29Stealing this, that's a lifestyle.
39:32I take it you disapprove?
39:34Absolutely.
39:38Except that little blue box, I stole it from my own people.
39:45Good boy.
39:46You were right.
39:47We're quite a team.
39:52What the blazes was that?
39:54We never did find out why the ship crashed.
39:55Christina, I think you should come back up.
39:56Too late.
39:57I can see it.
39:59Careful, slowly.
40:00Have you got an open vent system?
40:02Not so.
40:02What does that mean?
40:04It's like when birds fly into the engines of an aircraft.
40:09What are the creatures?
40:10Got trapped in the vents, caused the crash.
40:12Christina, get out!
40:13It's not moving.
40:14I think it's injured.
40:16No, it's dormant because it's so cold down there,
40:18but your body heat is raising the temperature.
40:19I tend to have that effect.
40:21Almost there.
40:23Bob, just the crystal.
40:24I need the whole bed, the plate thing.
40:32I've got it!
40:33Come on, come on!
40:40Come on, come on, come on, come on!
40:46He's going to eat his way up.
40:53Oh, shit, it's good!
40:57That's it, that's it, that's it!
40:58I've got you.
40:59I've got you.
41:02This is his last.
41:09Commander, we should get finished now.
41:10We've got to get back to the 200, all of us.
41:13Oh, that was a daft.
41:15A captain can leave his ship if there's a bus standing by.
41:18What the hell was that?
41:20Is this place safe?
41:23It's a creature.
41:24It's not dead.
41:27Maybe you didn't hit just one of them.
41:29If you hit a swarm...
41:30Do you mean if there's more on board?
41:32It is, you have to build inside a metal sleeve.
41:34It can move through the infrastructure all around us.
41:37Most of you wake up hungry.
41:39Commander, you're going to come with us right now!
41:40Come back to earth, we'll find you a home!
41:42And that's the word of a lady.
41:43Come on!
41:55No, don't!
42:02There's nothing we can do!
42:03Run!
42:17What sort of storm is that?
42:26Run!
42:27Run!
42:28Run!
42:29Run!
42:31Run!
42:31Run!
42:36A doctor!
42:37I don't know, Malcolm!
42:42Fair dues.
42:43He's a busy man.
42:57Alas!
42:58Where have you been?
42:59Get inside, get them sitting down!
43:01Now then, let's have a look.
43:03So what does that crystal do?
43:04Oh, nothing. Don't eat the crystal.
43:05I've risked my life for that.
43:07I know. You risk your life for these. The clams!
43:11One there.
43:14One there.
43:18One there.
43:20One there.
43:21One there.
43:21What were the clams for? Do they turn the wheels?
43:23Something like that. I just need to fix this.
43:25Have you got a hammer in that bag?
43:26Funnily enough.
43:30Press reader.
43:34Malcolm, it's me.
43:35I'm ready!
43:36I'm ready for one.
43:37I don't know. You tell me!
43:39I'm going to try to get back.
43:40But listen, there might be something following us.
43:41You need to find a way to close the wormhole.
43:43Would that be a compressed burst of feedback on a counter-oscillation perchance?
43:46Oh, Malcolm, you're brilliant.
43:49Coming from you, sir, that means the world.
43:51Doctor, what sort of something?
43:53That wormhole is now measuring ten miles and growing.
43:56I need to know the exact nature of the threat.
43:58Sorry.
43:59Got to go.
44:01All troops mobilized and stand ready.
44:04Possible code red. Unknown.
44:05Understood.
44:07Code red!
44:07Repeat code red!
44:08Position!
44:09Section one!
44:10Section two!
44:11Section three!
44:13Section four!
44:14Ah!
44:16Pants.
44:25Oh, it's not compatible.
44:27Bus, spaceship, spaceship, bus.
44:28I need to weld the two systems together.
44:29And how did you do that?
44:31I need something, uh, non-corrosive.
44:33Something malleable.
44:35Something ductile.
44:36Something...
44:37Gold.
44:39Oh, no, you don't.
44:40Christina, what is it worth now?
44:42Hey, hey, use this.
44:43I said gold.
44:45It is gold.
44:46Oh, that's all you coming.
44:47Christina.
45:03It's over a thousand years old.
45:05Worth 18 million pounds.
45:08Promise me you'll be careful.
45:10I promise.
45:18I hate you.
45:24Done it.
45:26Transmit that and the wormhole should close.
45:29Then do it.
45:31Well, after the doctor's come through, obviously.
45:34I'm sorry.
45:35Believe me.
45:37That wormhole constitutes a major threat.
45:39And I have a duty to every man, woman and child on this planet.
45:44It's got to be closed immediately.
45:47No, no, no.
45:47That's an order.
45:49No, no, no, no.
45:51No, we can't just abandon him.
45:52He's the doctor.
45:54How many times has he saved our lives?
45:56I won't let you, ma'am.
45:58I simply won't.
46:05Right now, soldier.
46:07This is your driver speaking.
46:09Hold on tight.
46:10But what for?
46:11What's he doing?
46:12Do as he says.
46:13What are you doing?
46:15Come on.
46:16That's it.
46:17You can do it, you beauty.
46:18One last trip.
46:43It's flying!
46:47It's flying!
46:51She's flying the bus!
46:55It's a miracle!
46:57Anti-gravity club, didn't I say?
46:59Round we go!
47:06Doctor! They're coming!
47:18I will never surrender.
47:21Never.
47:23Do you think this thing will survive the journey back?
47:26Only one way to find out!
47:28Next stop!
47:29Planet Earth!
47:57It's not them!
47:59They're back home!
48:01He did it! He did it!
48:13Captain!
48:15Captain, they're back!
48:17It's the bus, Mom! It's come back!
48:19And it's flying!
48:31Coach Red, fire at will!
48:44Malcolm!
48:45Close that white hole!
48:46Yes, sir!
48:47My pleasure, sir!
48:51He's hung up on me!
48:53Yes!
48:55No!
48:56No!
48:56No!
49:09Malcolm!
49:10Not now!
49:11I'm busy!
49:13Oh, God!
49:14Get up again!
49:17Malcolm, listen to me!
49:18It's not working!
49:20It's not working!
49:20I need that signal!
49:21We've got billions of those things about to fly through!
49:23Well, what do I do?
49:24We'll be back through the integrator and keep the signal ramping up!
49:28But by how much?
49:31500 burners!
49:32Do it now!
49:35Yes!
49:47Fire!
49:50Fire!
49:58Yes!
49:59Hey!
50:01Fire!
50:06Fire!
50:12Fire!
50:14Fire!
50:16Fire!
50:17Fire!
50:19Fire!
50:21Fire!
50:22Fire!
50:24Fire!
50:25Fire!
50:27Fire!
50:30No!
50:33Drop them up! Take it out!
50:42Cease fire!
50:43Cease fire!
50:44Arms down.
50:48Did I say I hated you?
50:51I was lying.
51:03Do not stand forward at this point.
51:06Ladies and gentlemen, you have reached your final destination.
51:10Welcome home.
51:11A mighty team under.
51:32Come on, come on, come on!
51:51Welcome back, everyone.
51:52Step away from the bus, just to be safe.
51:55As fast as you can, thank you.
51:56The standard procedure will be to screen you and then you'll all be taken to debrief.
52:00I don't care.
52:01They have a doctor?
52:02With me.
52:06Doctor!
52:08You must be Malcolm.
52:09Oh!
52:10Oh!
52:11Oh, I love you!
52:15I love you.
52:17I... I love you.
52:20To your station, Dr. Taylor.
52:24Yes, Malcolm.
52:30I love you.
52:34I love you.
52:38Doctor.
52:41I salute you whether you like it or not.
52:44Now, I take it we're safe from those things.
52:46They'll start again.
52:47Generate a new doorway.
52:49It's not their fault.
52:49It's a natural life cycle.
52:50But I'll see if I can nudge the wormholes onto uninhabited planets.
52:56Closer to home, Captain.
52:58Those two lads.
53:00Very good in a crisis.
53:02Nathan needs a job.
53:03Barclay's good with engines.
53:04You could do a lot worse.
53:06Private's Nathan and Barclay.
53:08Unit's finest.
53:11I'll see what I can do.
53:13And I've got something for you.
53:16Ha!
53:18Better than a bus any day.
53:20Hello!
53:22Found in the gardens of Buckingham Palace.
53:24Oh, she doesn't mind.
53:26Now, I've got three dead alien stingrays to clear up.
53:30I don't suppose you fancy helping with the paperwork.
53:32Not a chance.
53:33Till we meet again, Doctor.
53:35I hope so.
53:37I said I'm back, Suzanne.
53:39I'm home.
53:42I didn't even know I was gone.
53:45That's quite enough of that.
53:49She is not getting away this time.
53:53Little blue box.
53:54Just like you said.
53:55Right then, off we go.
53:57Come on, Doctor.
53:59Show me the stars.
54:00No.
54:01What?
54:03I said no.
54:04I saved your life.
54:06And you saved mine.
54:07Sorry?
54:09Surrounded by police.
54:10I'll go to prison.
54:11Yeah.
54:12But you're right.
54:13It's not about the money.
54:15I only steal things for the adventure.
54:17And today, with you...
54:19I want more days like this.
54:21I want every day to be like this.
54:24We made for each other.
54:25You said so yourself.
54:27The perfect team.
54:33Why not?
54:36People have travelled with me and I've lost them.
54:40Lost them all.
54:42Never again.
54:45Lady Christina D'Souza.
54:47Lady Christina D'Souza.
54:47Oh, I have waited a long time to say this.
54:50I am arresting you on suspicion of theft.
54:53You do not have to say anything.
54:55Et cetera, et cetera.
54:57Denison.
54:57Take her away.
55:06Doctor.
55:08You take care now.
55:09You two.
55:10Chops and gravy.
55:11Lovely.
55:11No.
55:12But you be careful.
55:15Because your song is ending, sir.
55:18What do you mean?
55:20It is returning.
55:22It is returning through the dark.
55:26And then, Doctor...
55:28Oh, but then...
55:32He will knock four times.
55:53The air cordoned off directly.
55:56The air cordoned off directly.
55:56Sir.
55:56The air cordoned off directly.
56:03Sir.
56:04Away though.
56:05Thinking.
56:20Oh, no, no!
56:21Stop that woman!
56:23Stop that woman!
56:26Stop her!
56:28Don't you stand there? Stop her!
56:34Open the door! I'm resisting arrest!
56:37I'd step back if I were you.
56:39I'm charging you, too, aiding and abetting.
56:42Yes. I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.
56:50Out! Now!
57:07No! Go back!
57:11Come on!
57:20No! Go back!
57:24Come on!
57:25We could have been so good together!
57:28Christina! We were!
57:32You're not gonna ever be in this case!
57:33You're not gonna be so good!
57:42Yeah!
57:45You're looking for a service.
57:48You got it!
57:50Go, Matthew!
57:50Oh, yeah!
57:50Oh, yeah!
57:50Oh, yeah!
57:51Oh!
57:51Oh, yeah!
57:54Yeah!
58:01This Monday night on the BBC HD channel,
58:04you can see what happened when Doctor Who went to the proms.
58:07Highlights of the first ever prom concert, Monday afternoon at four.
58:11Next tonight, it's another tight situation for Robin Hood and his boys.
58:14That's next.
58:25State your name, rank and intention.
58:43They're on the roof.
58:47Water always wins.
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