00:00RATED E FOR EVERYONE
00:30LITERATED E FOR EVERYONE
00:30IT'S SO GOOD! SEE YOU DAD!
00:33MOM, I SIND NO CROSS
00:34SHE DIDN'T BREAK FRUIT NINJA RECORDS
00:37SHE OBLITERATED THEM
00:38AND WORD SPREAD FAST
00:41HEY
00:44YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE
00:46AH!
00:51WORD SPREAD REAL FAST
00:52HI SCORE
00:54SUBARASII BRENDER
00:57Oishidasu
00:57Also, could you please cut in half?
01:00Never mind, I'll just finish it later
01:04Fruit Ninja
01:05People like that shouldn't be allowed to walk the streets
01:09Because someone has to clean that up
01:11And that someone is me
01:14Here we are at the house of the so-called Fruit Ninja
01:18Where 16-year-old Maddie Friedman
01:21Has been making quite the name for herself
01:23Fruit Ninja! Fruit Ninja!
01:25Fruit Ninja! Fruit Ninja!
01:26But she's still no Jesper
01:35He made Maddie look like that unibrow in the turtleneck
01:39Hmm?
01:42Legend has it, Jesper's parents were killed in a freak mango accident
01:46Actually guys, I'm a vet
01:50Jesper's challenge surprised nobody really
01:53As good as Maddie Friedman
01:55Jesper!
01:56Maddie!
01:57You!
01:57You!
01:58Me!
01:58Battle mode!
01:59He wanted to be the Fruit Ninja
02:01The only Fruit Ninja
02:05I'm not even Japanese
02:06Maddie, I assume you heard Jesper's challenge
02:09Do you have a response?
02:11Yeah, sure, you're on
02:13This was no ordinary Fruit Ninja battle mode
02:16This was the real deal
02:19Real pineapple
02:21Real bananas
02:22Real swords
02:38Okay, yeah, let's do this
02:40Ha ha, yeah
02:41Let's go!
02:42Lookin' in my eyes
02:42You never wanna cross me
02:43Sensei, cause you don't wanna top me
02:45Bow down, not a master job
02:47Yo, anything you need
02:48I can pass a rock
02:49Be five, four, the thumb
02:51I can never have another good number to run
02:52End of place so sharp we could cut your hand
02:54Aaaaaaaah!
02:57Haiyah!
02:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:02We're not gonna use swords anymore
03:06Stop it
03:09It itches
03:32Only on Xbox One
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