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00:18Every time you leave town, these girls invent a crisis, I swear to God.
00:22Well, not every time I leave town.
00:24It's every time I go on vacation.
00:26If I was at a shareholder meeting in Boston, everything would be just fine.
00:31Well, it's not fine, and you're not here.
00:33Wait a minute.
00:35Hang on.
00:40It's snowing.
00:42Snowing? In June?
00:43In June.
00:45What do the fish think about that?
00:47The river's too high to fish anyway.
00:49Well, then why are you...
00:51Oh, no, never mind. I remember.
00:53Cabins don't maintain themselves.
00:55They sure don't.
00:56I can't get you to change the curtains here, but you'll fly a thousand miles to restain a deck.
01:01Well, you can change the curtains any time you want.
01:04What you can't get me to do is have an opinion about them.
01:07It's difficult to have an argument when you're proving my point, honey.
01:10I didn't know we were arguing. It's been so pleasant.
01:13Can we get back to the crisis, please?
01:15We can talk about whatever you want.
01:18I had lunch with Abigail today.
01:20Oh, using her full name.
01:22Yeah. She informed me that she and Dallas are getting a divorce.
01:25Well, I was surprised it lasted as long as it did.
01:29It was doomed from the start.
01:30Well, actually, Dallas was doomed from the start.
01:33Anyone who names their child after a city, especially a city they've never been to.
01:38You haven't heard the best part.
01:40Dallas is staying in the apartment and asking for spousal support.
01:44Oh, yeah. Well, best of luck with that, Dallas.
01:47All right. Where's Abby staying?
01:49Well, she would like to speak to you about that.
01:53I think it's time that we let her figure things out for herself.
01:58Honey, I'm afraid that time has passed.
02:01We throw her out to sink or swim. We're just drowning her kids with her.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Just thinking about when we were young and crammed into a shoebox of an apartment with no furniture,
02:13rationing ramen noodles.
02:14Ah, the good old days.
02:16Yeah, they were. I mean, what would you trade them for?
02:19An apartment with heat might have been nice.
02:20No, I mean it. I mean, if you had had parents that you could run to every time life got
02:24hard,
02:24would you be the man you are today?
02:26Probably not. But Abby isn't a man.
02:28What? Whoa, wait. What's that supposed to mean?
02:32Easy. I'm not picking a fight here.
02:34Yeah, well, you let me decide that.
02:36Paige could handle it. She'd find a way.
02:39But Abby just doesn't have it in her, honey.
02:42She's a dreamer. Big dreams with absolutely no drive to see them through.
02:46And if we had remained poor, that would not have changed.
02:49So, I don't know. What are you saying?
02:51She gets to remain a child for the rest of her life?
02:54She remains our responsibility because she does not have the belief to be responsible for herself.
02:59She never has.
03:00No, the word you mean is discipline.
03:03No, honey. I mean belief. You gotta have that first.
03:05How can you have discipline about realizing a dream you don't believe you're capable of achieving?
03:10We can love her all we want, honey.
03:14We will never make her love herself.
03:18You are ruining my plan to blame this on us.
03:22Yeah, don't be too hard on her, honey.
03:25She's hard enough on herself, and that's her problem.
03:29She's the only one who can fix it.
03:43No, I don't know.
04:01that's a that's incredible sausage or pancakes both since when did my girls develop an appetite
04:10do you want breakfast what are my options elk sausage or pancakes oh god it's quite the quandary
04:17embrace your inner carnivore or face the gluten monster i don't know when you became miss little
04:21house on the prairie you juice fasting fucking hypocrite hey are you out of your mind do not
04:27talk like that around my girls oh your girls like you own them babe you gotta try this baking soda
04:33stuff look at my up i'm gonna go for a walk take my girls would you can we go after
04:42breakfast you
04:43could go now oh i'm in for it now what are you gonna do abby are you gonna bend me
04:54over your
04:55don't you ever talk like that around my you ever fucking touch me
05:26you girls want to see a tantrum because boy are you going to
05:30i can see that we've all completely forgotten why we're here or maybe it's just that i did such
05:38a terrible job as a mother that i instilled in you absolutely no love or respect for each other or
05:45for
05:45anyone else for that matter this is not your house this is my house and unlike my other house
05:54you make a mess in this one you will clean it the fuck up
06:11kade stacy i'm sorry to bother you but i need to pick up paul's truck
06:17at the sheriff's and um i was wondering are you sure thank you
06:28i have to say it is refreshing to see you two passionate about something even if it is hating
06:33each other now if i could just get you to show half this much emotion over losing your father
06:44i'll sleep
06:46yeah
06:51start with the table and dishes
07:09everything okay
07:12no russell i wouldn't say so
07:15what happened
07:15oh a lot of emotions russell they have no idea where to put them
07:20i'd give them some space so they don't try to put them on you
07:23yes i've uh i've experienced that
07:28it's not pleasant
07:52wow
07:55right a real life man cave how do they get all of this stuff up ladders
08:00isn't this cool i don't know if we should be up here
08:03girls i don't know how stable the floor is
08:05it's stable enough for a pool table
08:09what's this
08:12uh well that's uh like an antique computer game
08:17sort of from like the old west from well not from the new west that's for sure
08:47thank you
08:52maybe they should have beat the shit out of each other years ago
08:56abby
08:56i want you to come with me
08:58page
08:58you keep an eye on the girls
09:00a close eye
09:01yes ma'am
09:05grab that card
09:06your girls made for the neighbors
09:19thank you for doing this
09:21of course
09:21excuse the mess it's a work truck
09:25no we're no stranger to messes
09:27you'll be right at home
09:30oh sorry
09:58i have something for you
10:00for my girls
10:01to say thank you
10:03don't thank me
10:04i didn't do anything
10:05but my wife will be tickled bank
10:08we can drop it off
10:10you got time
10:11we have time
10:40hey darlin
10:41hey mama
10:43hope y'all gonna put him to work
10:45sounds like a cow dog
10:46obeys much better when he's tired
10:48we'll see what we can come up with
10:50a girl's made this for you
10:52it's silly
10:52but they wanted to thank you for the food
10:54well nothing silly about it at all
10:56thank you
10:57how'd you like those indian tacos
10:59those are usually the hit of the picnic
11:02we are saving those for last
11:03that's what we do
11:05kate says we got a daughter same age as yours
11:08love to get them together
11:10yeah i mean i don't know how long we're gonna stay but we should
11:12that would be great
11:13how's the school here
11:15like the old days they're all crammed in one room
11:17it's great for the young ones because the older kids help them
11:20and it's great for the older ones because they learn how to help
11:23i'll be back before summer
11:24no rush
11:25i ain't going nowhere
11:30bye
11:30i love you
11:47so how'd you two meet
11:48a rodeo
11:50i was running bronx because i'm stupid
11:52and she was running barrel because she's wilder than the rabbit hair
12:00i have no idea what he just said
12:04i think he's saying they were made for each other
12:06yes ma'am
12:08that's what i was saying
12:29oh it's okay
12:38howdy amigo
12:41you still got that yellow with the three socks
12:43oh i got them
12:44i'm sure you want them
12:46he's fine outside but he's a dancing sucker in the box
12:49he don't like the marinas
12:51can i come try him
12:52anytime you want
12:54i'll come over this weekend
12:55don't bring beer my wife will kill us both
12:57i make no promises
13:00may i ask you something
13:03yes ma'am
13:05what in the world are you two talking about
13:07a horse
13:10a dancing horse
13:12that he is
13:14okay
13:20i just need to make a copy of the death certificate
13:24the funeral home should have prepared
13:34oh
13:35oh sorry
13:36this one's the wrong one
14:04we moved an out front for you
14:05thank you
14:08we're praying for you mrs. Kleiber
14:10praying
14:11for what
14:12for peace
14:14it's not working
14:21goodbye
14:23oh
14:23oh
14:24oh
14:24oh
14:26oh
14:29oh
14:30okay
14:30oh
14:36oh
14:40oh
14:42oh
14:44p
15:10So, let's get started.
15:24You want me to tell him to go?
15:36We got it from here, but thank you.
15:39You don't know the way?
15:40Just pulled up my phone.
15:42Sounds like a no.
15:43Don't you follow me?
15:47Don't you follow me?
16:17Don't you follow me?
16:18Boy, they sure make men different out here, don't they?
16:21Your father's the only real man you ever met, so I'm not sure you have the data to make
16:26that comparison.
16:27Okay, you know what?
16:28This tough love shit is 20 years too late.
16:31Isn't that the truth?
16:34Is that why you asked me to come?
16:35You didn't get it out of your system this morning?
16:37Okay, you know what?
16:39Fine, Mom.
16:40Pull over.
16:40Give me your best shot.
16:42What is your plan?
16:43My plan?
16:44Yeah.
16:46In New York.
16:47For the future.
16:48I don't know.
16:49Co-parent my daughters?
16:51You're doing that anywhere.
16:54Work on myself?
16:55Honey, what does that mean?
16:57I don't know.
16:58Try and find happiness.
17:01Find someone who makes me happy.
17:03I don't know.
17:04Start dating?
17:06I don't know.
17:06I'll try to...
17:07You have no idea.
17:10No.
17:11You should stay with me.
17:14No, I am not moving to the Upper East Side where everyone is married.
17:18No, I mean here.
17:19Here?
17:19I told you what I'm doing.
17:21Mom.
17:22Abby, you have never been challenged in your life.
17:24Mom.
17:25This would be a challenge.
17:26Mom, stop.
17:26And challenge is exactly what you need.
17:27You are not moving to Montana with no running water.
17:30We have running water.
17:31We have no sewage.
17:32How can you live here?
17:33You have no friends.
17:34The grocery store is an hour away.
17:35And what are you going to do in the winter?
17:37Are you going to chop wood?
17:38I know you are hurting.
17:39We are all hurting.
17:41I don't know how to move on from a failed marriage.
17:43I can't fathom moving on from a perfect one.
17:46But this is not moving on.
17:49This is hiding.
17:50You have countless friends in New York.
17:52Your family is there.
17:54All of the charities that you work so hard...
17:56The debate about what I will do is over.
17:58This is a debate about what you will do.
18:01And what I will do as a result.
18:04I will sell your house, which is my house.
18:07And as executor of the trust, I will cease all payments to you.
18:11You want to live in New York?
18:12You make it work.
18:15And what about my children?
18:17Pick a boarding school.
18:18I'll pay for that.
18:19You know, their father needs to be a part of this decision.
18:20Oh, no, no, no.
18:21I am selling his house too.
18:22There are no more free rides for anyone.
18:25Your options are stay here with me.
18:28Or you figure out your life on your own.
18:32What the fuck did I do to make you hate me so much more?
18:38Abby, you don't understand that this is the most love I have ever shown you.
18:45Let me out of this car.
18:47I want out of this fucking car.
18:50I want out of this fucking car!
19:02What the fuck?
19:04What the fuck?
19:08What the fuck?
19:14Hey, bud, you busy?
19:15Yeah, I got some lost cargo on 89.
19:17You mind running it up to the house?
19:20Well, thanks, Amigo.
19:22Yeah.
19:27I'll beat one.
19:30There is a green room for him just outside the theater.
19:32The screening ends at 8.52, and then we'll escort him out for the Q&A, which is scheduled for
19:3725 minutes.
19:39If he wants to do photos, he can.
19:41And then we'll get him over to the Soho house for the reception.
19:46No, I won't.
19:48I've had a death in the family.
19:59Hey, you hit it.
20:01Come on!
20:02Is it cold?
20:04It feels great!
20:14Ooh, it's cold.
20:21Please.
20:27Maybe...
20:31All right, come on.
20:33Wait, let me be free.
20:36Yeah!
20:39Yeah!
20:41Yeah!
20:42Yeah!
20:45Yeah!
20:47Yeah!
20:48Yeah!
20:48I don't know.
21:45I don't know.
21:53I don't know.
21:59That sure is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
22:06I'm not.
22:08I'm not.
22:12I don't know.
22:12You know, I got some experience with that solution.
22:16My father chose it.
22:21The thing about suicide no one talks about is that it's contagious.
22:26You lost a brother and an uncle for it.
22:30What's through with us?
22:30I would never.
22:32I just...
22:36My girls would never survive without me.
22:38They barely survive now.
22:44Those things come in real handy when you surprise a bear, but that's about all they're good for.
22:49Yeah.
22:51How would you feel about me hanging on to that until Grizzly makes you real angry?
23:00Okay.
23:01Okay.
23:07When my father died, the thing that surprised me the most was all the damn paperwork.
23:14And paperwork has got to be somebody else's job.
23:18Yeah.
23:20Your job's just to miss them.
23:24Yeah.
23:27I'll follow you this time.
23:30Stay on 287 until he gets your role.
23:32Okay.
24:00May I just...
24:03Um...
24:07Hi, honey.
24:08Hold on.
24:08Just one second.
24:09Okay.
24:09I'm going outside.
24:12Are you okay?
24:13I have been calling and texting and I...
24:15Are you my friend?
24:17Am I...
24:17Stacy, of course.
24:19Think real hard before you answer.
24:23Stacy, you are my best friend.
24:26Get on a plane.
24:27I need you.
24:29You text me the address and I will be there first thing in the morning.
24:46No.
24:48Is there any way someone could bring the rental car to me?
24:54I will drive them back.
24:57Okay.
24:58You know what?
24:59How about I pay for two rental cars and one person follows the other person to me?
25:08You know what?
25:09Let's try this again.
25:10How about...
25:14One second.
25:17This ain't very safe.
25:19You don't say?
25:21Also ain't very legal.
25:23Would you mind arresting me?
25:24Is there any way that you can bring a rental car to the police station?
25:27Is that possible?
25:28I got an idea that's a little less traumatic.
25:30How about I give you a ride?
25:33You do that?
25:34Yes, ma'am.
25:38In the back?
25:39Only if you start making trouble.
25:41I have all of today's trouble out of my system.
25:44That's good news for both of us.
25:58You're out by the Mason Ranch?
25:59Am I?
26:01Where Cade works?
26:02Oh, yes.
26:03Cade.
26:04Cade the cowboy.
26:06He is that.
26:07Everybody knows everybody here, huh?
26:10Way much of an accomplishment.
26:14Oh, man.
26:27I'm sorry.
26:31If it's any consolation, you are seeing me at the lowest point in my life.
26:38Don't get to meet many at their best moments, ma'am.
26:41That just ain't the job.
26:44I'll tell you this.
26:46If I had a loved one pass in New York City,
26:49I'd be a lot more lost than you.
26:56Do you have any music in this thing?
27:00Music is the one thing I don't have.
27:04I can turn the sirens on, drive like a bad out of hell,
27:07if it'll make you feel better.
27:11It's worth a shot.
27:26The people just get right out of the way, don't they?
27:27Yeah, the sirens have that effect.
27:33I don't think I have the moral compass for this kind of power.
27:37What's your name?
27:40Abby.
27:41You're all right, Abby.
27:59Hey, we could, uh, try the, um, indigenous tacos.
28:04What do you think?
28:05Can we eat all the lasagna?
28:06Yeah, lasagna is down.
28:07What's in the freezer?
28:09Um, everything in the freezer has hooves.
28:13All right, let's try the taco things.
28:18Where's Mom?
28:19Uh, there's a little light on in her cabin.
28:33I'll be back.
28:35Take bear spray.
28:36If there was a bear, I think I would see it.
29:00Hey, it's Abby.
29:02I need a message.
29:05Mom.
29:07You didn't tell us you were back.
29:11I'm gonna have to go back out and find your sister.
29:13She's at the neighbors.
29:15What neighbors?
29:16The cowboy.
29:18That doesn't make any sense.
29:20The cowboy followed me here.
29:21That's where she is.
29:23We're making dinner. Are you hungry?
29:25How did she manage that?
29:27I heard handsome and I heard uniform.
29:33What's for dinner?
29:35The tacos. We dare not speak their name.
29:37I cannot wait for those girls to meet the woman who made them.
29:45We swam in the river today.
29:47Oh yeah? How was that?
29:48Felt gray on my hoo-ha.
29:50And then Russell made me this baking soda bandage.
29:54There's no telling the yeast infection I'm in store for, but the swelling is sure down.
29:58My vagina is almost back to normal.
29:59Jesus.
30:00I gotta say Paige, not the answer I was expecting.
30:08What are you doing girls?
30:10Found this in our cabin.
30:12Internet stopped breaking.
30:20So why'd you throw mom out of your truck?
30:23For beating Paige's ass?
30:25Hey!
30:26Number one, it was a draw.
30:28Number two, nice language.
30:30I didn't. Your mother asked to get out of the truck.
30:34Not what she said.
30:35Well, her relationship with the truth remains the same.
30:38Okay, I think this is ready.
30:41We're ready.
30:43Hi.
30:58Let's turn.
31:02Okay.
31:03You take a break.
31:03Bye.
31:03Yeah, man.
31:08You're ready to have a relationship with the other guy.
31:09You're ready.
31:09You're ready to have a relationship with the other guy.
31:24Tony, don't rope the dog.
31:29And what are you doing?
31:30Making a spear.
31:31Hey, a little help here.
31:33Hey, boys!
31:36Here you go, darling.
31:37Oh, thank you.
31:39Here you go, darling.
31:40Okay, that's not twice.
31:42Thanks, mama.
31:43You're welcome.
31:46Swap leads in a turn, Kayla.
32:04Looks like you're about on a horse.
32:06You're washed up and fed.
32:10Don't mind us while we herd wild children.
32:17Oh, my God.
32:18Spade, let that snake go.
32:20He's not bothering you.
32:21Are there more of those things around?
32:23You want as many of those around as you can get.
32:26What is that?
32:27Keep the rodents away.
32:29If you ain't got rodents, you ain't got rattlesnakes.
32:32Good to know.
32:35It looks like they're...
32:38Should we go?
32:39They'll get those kids put down.
32:41Be right back out.
32:43Thanks.
32:45You have kids?
32:46Two boys.
32:48How old?
32:4914 and 11.
32:52I was the scourge of New York when I got pregnant in 20.
32:55You fit right in here.
32:58Where's your wife?
33:00She died.
33:03I'm sorry.
33:04It was a few years ago.
33:12Cancer?
33:14An ATV flipped over on her.
33:16She rounded it up the hill.
33:19She had no business being on, but we couldn't tell her no.
33:24She's wild as fire.
33:30What about you?
33:33My ex-husband is very much alive.
33:37I only wish you were dead.
33:40You don't wish that?
33:42I'm kidding.
33:42I shouldn't have said that.
33:44I was...
33:46He a good father?
33:50That's an interesting question.
33:52Pretty important one.
33:53He's half the deal.
33:54Just interesting you thought to ask it.
33:59What's interesting is
34:03you haven't answered.
34:08Hope he is.
34:10For your kids' sake.
34:14It's getting late.
34:17Want me to take you home?
34:18No.
34:18I would like that very much.
34:20But for now, I will settle for the ranch next door.
34:26Ranch next door it is.
34:40What?
34:42What?
34:43What?
34:45What are you...
34:46Well, you want to go back, right?
34:48Yeah.
34:48Okay.
34:50But you're not walking.
34:51I'm waiting for you.
34:52Oh.
34:54You want me to move first.
34:55And then I walk with you.
34:56That's how it works.
34:57Yeah.
34:58Just still figuring out the rules here.
35:00Cool.
35:01Ain't too hard to figure out.
35:03Yeah.
35:10Thanks.
35:10You bet.
35:11That's about...
35:15Yeah.
35:16That's how it'd be.
35:17Yeah.
35:26Yeah.
36:20How long are you in the valley?
36:22That is the question, and I have no answer.
36:26Well, here's another one.
36:28When are y'all coming back?
36:30Another question with no answer.
36:34Why?
36:37Why do you ask?
36:40I know you're dealing with a lot, and this ain't a time.
36:43Good timing is not something I was blessed with.
36:46Got to take my shots when they come.
36:51I'm trying to decipher that.
36:52There's not much to decipher.
36:53The answer is yes.
36:57Are you going to ask the question yet?
37:00The answer is still yes.
37:05Okay.
37:06This is when the country boy thing needs a little kick in the ass.
37:09Do you have a pen?
37:10Give me a pen.
37:11Something right on?
37:25Right, okay.
37:26So I'll, uh...
37:32Great.
37:35Nope.
37:36I'm going to need one more of those.
37:51Oh, my God.
37:53Okay.
37:55You better go, or I'm going to drag you into a horse stall.
38:00That's not the threat to make me leave.
38:07I'm going to go, thank you, do damage control on my daughters.
38:12After we plot out a cemetery and plan a funeral, I am pretty free.
38:17So give me a call.
38:21I'll do it.
38:30Oh, my God.
38:31He's fucking beautiful.
38:33I don't know about beautiful.
38:34He's fit.
38:35He's in shape.
38:36But that's, like, the job, you know?
38:37So please.
38:38He's so cute, Mom.
38:39Really?
38:40Yeah.
38:41You just found him on the street?
38:42Well, actually, he found me.
38:43It was steamy.
38:44What are you guys doing?
38:46Sexy man.
38:48Oh, my God.
38:49Oh, my God.
38:57That doesn't hurt.
39:00Harder.
39:01Your threshold for pain should be studied.
39:04Walk 30 blocks in four-inch heels, then tell me it's the foot massage that hurts.
39:08I'm going to take your word for it.
39:10So the judge didn't award spouses support.
39:14Where are child support?
39:15Why would you?
39:16They're both unemployed.
39:18Says each parent is responsible for expenses when they have the girls.
39:22And they need to split tuition.
39:26Or place them in public school.
39:29That's not happening.
39:30Well, maybe it should happen.
39:31In the village?
39:32Come on, honey.
39:33Look, this is a win because the court isn't dictating what we do, which is going to have
39:37to cover the gap when the girls are with him.
39:39He hasn't worked a day in his life.
39:41If we don't help, he'll tuck tail and go.
39:45Who knows?
39:46Where do 35-year-old adolescents go?
39:49Oh, Los Angeles.
39:51Try to become a fucking actor.
39:54Then we're just robbing their children.
39:56He's a nice guy.
39:58Dilettante with zero ambition.
40:01Be nice.
40:02That's partly our fault.
40:04We did.
40:05We enabled it.
40:06You're enabling it now.
40:08If we're always around to pick her up, she's never going to learn to stand on her own.
40:13For God's sakes, she's 33 years old.
40:17We need to let her fall down.
40:21Honey, I can't do that.
40:24She may be the oldest, but she's still my baby.
40:27I can't.
40:28I can't take that risk.
40:31Picking her up when she falls is my job.
40:53Told you, honey.
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