00:06In order to win the World Cup account, I have devised a condom that covers both the penis and the
00:17testicles.
00:19What is happening here? What are we...
00:21I don't know. I can't look away.
00:23Is Steve from HR here?
00:25I didn't invite him. Ugh, the fun police.
00:28Uh, actually, I'm here.
00:32Oh, fuck.
00:35This is my product. I was working out the kinks.
00:38Oh, it had some kink. I should be the one showcasing it.
00:40There is no better designer than you, Elijah, but there's no better salesman than Brad.
00:45Introducing the Balls Up.
00:47Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
00:49The official condom of Brazil 2025 is...
00:54The Balls Up.
00:56You two are so good together. You don't see it.
00:59Oh-oh. Nope.
01:01But I do. I'm gonna make sure you're there at the World Cup Final.
01:07How about a toast?
01:08One for you, one for me.
01:10That should be our mascot, not some hot dog.
01:13I wanna punch that dick right in the dick.
01:16Take it easy.
01:17Here I come, sausage boy!
01:19No! Battle, Elijah, pass!
01:22What just happened?
01:24Brazil has been robbed.
01:27Matos Americanos!
01:30What happens if they catch up?
01:31You don't see the purge?
01:32They'll be like that before.
01:33He's just us. Go!
01:35Get in.
01:37We need to get out of Brazil.
01:39Oh, shit! Ow!
01:41Learn how to drive, asshole!
01:44She made her shot at a bike!
01:45Or don't learn. You're good!
01:48Oh, no.
01:50You gotta be fucking jamming!
01:52This is madness.
01:55We're gonna die out here, aren't we?
01:58You ready?
01:59Oh, my God!
02:00Oh, 100%.
02:03Oh, get your pocket on.
02:04I think it's an alligator.
02:05Does it really matter when it's about to eat us?
02:09Look at these minnows.
02:10They're drinking my pee.
02:11A little piss-piss.
02:14I got a fish in my dick!
02:15Oh, God!
02:19You may be wondering why I kid-snap you.
02:22Imagine how much cocaine we can stuff into these condoms
02:26that we can swallow and smuggle.
02:28Is there a problem?
02:29Do you want some Tabasco on it?
02:31It's not the flavor so much.
02:33It's more that it could choke me to death.
02:35I fully understand.
02:37Hondas?
02:38Adventures never end in life!
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