00:00Mr. and Mrs. Smith, thank you for taking time off work to come in.
00:03So, what's this about, Principal Vagina?
00:05Yeah, what is this about? You're not a leaner. You don't have that in you.
00:09Go sit at your desk like the Outer City Principal you are.
00:11Morty, Summer, stop!
00:13Their latest defense had students packing their gums with this.
00:16This growth gives users perfect memories, and there's no light way to put this.
00:21The student body now do nothing but relive their intimate achievements.
00:26Yes, Morty! More canola oil!
00:28Add to that Morty replacing himself with ninja clones, Summer making toilets,
00:32chant your weight when you sit, and this is their third sci-fi strike this semester.
00:36Morty and Summer are officially expelled.
00:39Expelled? Can't you just suspend them with pain?
00:41What has gotten into you two? You're unrecognizable late.
00:51Mom gets red when she's angry.
00:53Do we have any canola oil?
00:56Add muting adults to the list.
00:58So, I wasn't having a mental breakdown.
01:00Quit summoning me like this. People are gonna think I'm a genie.
01:02Dad, the kids just got expelled for being high-concept assholes.
01:10Turning people into carrots won't help you beat the genie allegations.
01:14I won't dignify that with a response, Jerry, but I will make you a carrot at some point.
01:19Too much. Too much!
01:20My bones were my skin and my organs were frozen in the orange marrow my blood became!
01:24Oh dear.
01:24Kids aren't expelled.
01:25They aren't expelled!
01:26A!
01:26All A's!
01:27Every class!
01:28Dad, this is why they're spoiled assholes! You bail them out before they ever learn a lesson!
01:32Yeah, you turned out so awesome without him.
01:34Don't give Rick that much credit! He's not bailing us out! He's being a lazy piece of shit!
01:39The fuck you just say?
01:40Gah! Little bitch ninja-logged me!
01:42See?
01:43Okay, you win.
01:44I heard about this sleepaway camp-off world that rich people ship their spoiled kids to.
01:48You're sending them away? Shouldn't you be handling it yourself?
01:51This is me handling it.
01:52You want me to find a switch? Bend them over? Give them the old hot seat?
01:55I know you're being sarcastic, but I don't like the excitement in your voice.
01:59Good!
01:59Oh, whatever. Keep turning your problems into carrots.
02:02Beth!
02:03Pack your shit!
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